"Jack and Jill went up the hill...each with a buck and quarter...Jack came around and Jill went 'down'... Jill went home with two bucks and two quarters!" (better 'ionic pentameter' I think)
it's part of his act. it's his identity. A "ehh, go fuck yersekf, ya douche." kinda guy. Believe it or not, he was insanely huge. I bet your parents know him well (prolly hated him but knew his 'rude humor')
He was and is a good actor and he always did an "act". Whether he believed what he was saying or not, he was acting, and thats where his critics didn't understand him.
old school is one of the best movies of all time to me. one i've seen a million times and still good every time i see it. not surprised DICE was such a good show with the crew they had.
I can remember when SNL's Nora Dunn refused to work with him when he was a guest on the show. They fired her and she pretty much faded into obscurity. Dice said at the time that what he does is comedy- it's shtick. Some people are just overly sensitive.
"No more Mondays, 'cause _nobody_ likes Mondays." Yeah. You know, it's incredible how much shorter the weeks seems when you just take off the day at the very beginning of it. Even taking off the day at the very _end_ of it doesn't compare. Okay. I'm listening.
You maybe laughting but we need people like him right now. PC is out of control! To the point where people can't tell the difference between NAZIS and just comments on twitter. We NEED this kind of Comedy again, so the younger generation would be stronger to deal with words, and not run for safe spaces
"I have always found it quaint, and rather touching, that there is a movement in the US [Libertarians] that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough." -Christopher Hitchens
Sure daddyrichten. The only thing that would be great is if conservatives stopped being ignorant lickspittles with little grasp on the issues and if liberals would stop being side tracked with every perceived social injustice and focus on the issues and if both sides figured out that we actually need each other and be willing to listen, honestly debate and ultimately compromise then maybe the crazy train (the whole bipolar country) would get on track.
dice was is one of my favorite comedians seems like host go out of they way to disrespect him. not cool. you cant deny his impact on comedy. looks like jealousy. cause the people intervening him never sold out the garden. FACTS
I thought Stephen was uncomfortably rude to Andrew. The man is an actor & comedian who has put up with trash in his face for 40 yrs. Show some respect to your guest, sir. VERY Disappointed
The Diceman cometh!! For a while I thought the world was finally getting it - that the things comedians say should not be taken seriously. That there were no boundaries, just words. These aren't role models, they're not life coaches, they're just comedians. But all the PC squares and anal-retentives eventually got a hold of him in the '90's like a pack of pussies eventually overcoming a huge buffalo. Dice, you were so bad, so wrong, that's why you were so funny. But so many just didn't get it, still don't. Top o' the world ma.
"he sounds similar to Trump" Clay was asked a question and answered it: he got a lot of attention from the media because he had such a huge following at the time, which is true, and the media acted like his jokes weren't jokes, which is true, so there was controversy then.
I'm glad the DiceMan has toned it down the past couple of years doing interviews. During the early 2000s, he was a pain-in-the-ass to interview. He got offended easily and would get aggressive with hosts. He was vaping for a while, looks like gave up and went back to cigs.
Leave it to Cole Bert to try to upstage the Diceman and step on his lines.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50.
"Little Boy Blew", "He needed the money, ohh"!
LMAO!!!!!!
lmao!! that the first thing I said when I saw him!
"Jack and Jill went up the hill...each with a buck and quarter...Jack came around and Jill went 'down'... Jill went home with two bucks and two quarters!" (better 'ionic pentameter' I think)
iambic? you mean? NOT IONIC.
I always thought the Diceman was funny. I guess I'm one of the few women who understood it was AN ACT!!! He was funny. He made me laugh.
Me2. He's hilarious. 💜him!!
I love this woman !❤️
Me too - he never made me feel like clutching my pearls!
EXACTLY! I thought he was hysterical...the reason people(women) were so offended was bc he made a point lol.
I completely agree,people need to relax.
ADC is a legend, watched him live here in Sydney Australia 🇦🇺 few yrs ago, just absolutely awesome.
The one & only.
THIS GUY WAS THE NEW LENNY BRUCE ,GRRAT COMEDY!!!
Lonely unlit cigarette
The TT yeah that had me wondering if it's because he's used to smoking on stage in his comedy act? Like a "manly" comfort object?
it's part of his act. it's his identity. A "ehh, go fuck yersekf, ya douche." kinda guy. Believe it or not, he was insanely huge. I bet your parents know him well (prolly hated him but knew his 'rude humor')
He has done that for years ....ck out his old appearances on Stern show he was hilarious
The TT
He quit cigs.
Always loved Dice. Because fuck ya feelings. Legend
The Diceman Cometh!! Good to see Dice after all these years... 😀
Long Live Dice and the Greaseman
Saw him a few years ago in Vegas. He is still the same old Dice. Put on a great show. He tore the plants up really good.
He was and is a good actor and he always did an "act". Whether he believed what he was saying or not, he was acting, and thats where his critics didn't understand him.
Hey, dont be such a homo. Ayyyyyy
I always thought he was doing a send-up of the character he played.
Oh man, seeing Dice looking so old makes me feel so old!
DICE was a great show. I didn't miss an episode.
Real guy.
Been a fan since the late 80s! Dice Rules in '91 is hilarious!
" DICE " Aged very well ! GOD Bless Andrew and thanks 4 ALL the BIG LAUGHS !! ....I am 55 now and was " there " when you busted out ! East bay !
Nicky Depaola It's cuz the Sicilians got that nigga blood in em'.
Love Dice. Always knew he was just doing an act. I later read somewhere that he was doing Fonzie, Travolta, and Stallone in one act. Fuckin A!
Stephen has exposed himself to be a passive aggressive, not that funny, weirdo.
Thank you. About time somebody said it.
Yeah there is a warmth missing. Awkward interview and it’s not Dice’s fault. Colbert just isn’t the right talent for that job.
Thank you. Super passive aggressive and the " holier than thou" bullshit made me look at him differently after his character
I can't fucking stand him! I never watch his show.
I cant wait for Stephen to be cancelled.
That went better than could have been expected.
Crowd gave a weak cheer for dice’s entrance
Millenials dont get Dice. Never heard of the guy.
Good
wow.. Colbert mustve hated the fact that he couldnt spend these 6 minutes talking about Trump as always.
I'd clap louder for the DICEMAN.
Michael John
Right!!! I would've been Arsenio Hall "Who Who Who" for him !
Fuck yeah....The Dice Man Cometh!!!!
“No more Monday”
Well, he has my vote
3 blind mice...where the fuck are they going?
Pwrinkle Johnson Trump and the two guys behind him when he's speaking
One of my favorites.
OMG, it's Ford Fairlane! Owwweee!
Lol! They played “Red Clay”.
ShartimusPrime Bro what are you doing here LOL, love what you do man.
Mary had a little lamb... Dennis Rodman was the father... ohhh!
Ba dum tsst 😆
So hilarious and great that Stephen referenced Adam Ant.
old school is one of the best movies of all time to me. one i've seen a million times and still good every time i see it. not surprised DICE was such a good show with the crew they had.
If there is anyone in the world capable of loosening the retentive sphincters of the uptight masses it is definitely Dice!
Rot_Bear he is amazing.
Rot_Bear colbert didnt show much respect or even conduct a remotely good small session here
I love Dice. He is a very nice man. His act was hilarious…. And was just an act !
In the very beginning Dice was thinking "Dude, say one more thing about my friggin outfit, and I'll..."
I'm with Clay. Let's make the week six days long, 61 weeks a year
Imagine drinking every time he says "Ya know!"
I can remember when SNL's Nora Dunn refused to work with him when he was a guest on the show. They fired her and she pretty much faded into obscurity. Dice said at the time that what he does is comedy- it's shtick. Some people are just overly sensitive.
THE DICE MAN COMETH
Colin A couple no dice never really left
He really left. Guy sucks shit for twenty years now. The gimmick is stretched to it's tearing point.
@@dianegonzalez4748 Sure he did. He floating in Sheepshead Bay.
Hickory Dickory Dock. I'd be a Great President. Tell it like it is. No b.s.
For a split second he looked and sounded like Rodney Dangerfield.
Rodney Dangerfield did give Dice some gigs when he was on his way up. There are definitely some similarities between the two.
Fuck it. Dice is great even despite everything.
Last time I checked, Trump was trying to make the country safe.
Dice is a legend. Colbert was rude af
"No more Mondays, 'cause _nobody_ likes Mondays."
Yeah. You know, it's incredible how much shorter the weeks seems when you just take off the day at the very beginning of it. Even taking off the day at the very _end_ of it doesn't compare. Okay. I'm listening.
ADC: ' It's not that big but it's heavy ' 😎😅
Stephan's reaction to the gag was equally funny too 😄😅
Dice should be the host.
Loved that the band played Freddie Hubbard's "Red Clay".
FYI Mr. Clay has 2 Emmy nominations form the 80's for "Crime Story. Co-starred with Denis Farina(Law And Order) and Anthony John Denison(The Closer)
Really dope to hear "Red Clay"!!!!
You maybe laughting but we need people like him right now. PC is out of control! To the point where people can't tell the difference between NAZIS and just comments on twitter.
We NEED this kind of Comedy again, so the younger generation would be stronger to deal with words, and not run for safe spaces
Love that the band played "Red Clay"
Easiest way to get a cheer from an American audience is to say this is the greatest country in the world. LOL
Thats any where. And done all the time by musicians. "London just feels like home." Cheers. No big deal.
Where else could Dice become a millionaire? Of course he loves it here.
When you walk into a hostile environment, you have to get the crowd on your side
He's jumbotron status baby
It was FAR better under Trump than it is now under Brandon.
You HAVE to say it in North Korea. And you have to praise the North Korean leader too. Or, you are going to prison. 😅
THE DICEMAN COMETH!.....again lol
Is he still running a gym?
Running a gym? You need a workout or something? Who is this fucking guy? I thought you were supposed to be a news guy.
MatthewP64 dice is a funny guy😀😚😄😂😆😂🍻🍺🍻for dice this beer is for you dice 👉🍺🍻
i worded the rong way ment to say dice is a funny guy this drink is for us🍻that drink 👉 dice
funkmike it's a inside thing, look up dice CNN.
R Ma, hilarious you post a link to the reference that went past you
He barely got an applause from the crowd when he came out, but he won them over.
Not much of a interview. But I like Dice. He’s so cool, laid back and down to earth. If only there were more people like that. Personality.
Anyone who is allowed to perform at Madison Square Garden is beyond famous, just saying
He certainly has the name of a 19th century President
Did Colbert act like he knows what getting in trouble for jokes is like? Cutesy network tv jokes?
Steven's last joke was not only rude but untrue. ADC has influenced comedy from his rise to the present.
Jill Griffin
Hour? Back? Geddit?
If You remember the film Ford Fairlane , rock`n Roll Detective ,You know that this man has delivered , always , and he is always , raw .
Agreed. That was a pretty cheap shot on his part.
Lmao does Dice Clay still walk around like that? Original 80’s Man😂
He looked so mad at the end cuz colbert wouldn’t let him speak and then just ended the interview
Dice was hip when comedy used to be legal
dice, don't go liberal on me, man
He's not.. why do you say that he is?
Jordan Staal it’s just annoying
"I have always found it quaint, and rather touching, that there is a movement in the US [Libertarians] that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough." -Christopher Hitchens
Sure daddyrichten. The only thing that would be great is if conservatives stopped being ignorant lickspittles with little grasp on the issues and if liberals would stop being side tracked with every perceived social injustice and focus on the issues and if both sides figured out that we actually need each other and be willing to listen, honestly debate and ultimately compromise then maybe the crazy train (the whole bipolar country) would get on track.
Sure thing pal. You sound rather daft, no offense.
crazy how out of all Dices huge stadium shows, his best show was a small divey bar with 10 people,the day the laughter died.
One of the greatest comedy albums ever made!
That album would have literally killed everyone in that studio audience from chronic triggered syndrome.
Song: Red Clay by Freddy Hubbard
Cheers!!
Red Hourbach
That was brilliant.
Steve Martin filled actual stadiums in the 70s
dice was is one of my favorite comedians seems like host go out of they way to disrespect him. not cool. you cant deny his impact on comedy. looks like jealousy. cause the people intervening him never sold out the garden. FACTS
I DIG Andrew Dice Clay!!
Jon you sneaky dude, playing Red CLAY by Freddie Hubbard as the walk on music..........well done
LuckyDubs I flipped when they did that. Red Clay is a brilliant record...
He barely got an applause. Damn, people still hate him.
Only gay jews..... And he's Jewish.... Lol.... Ain't that a testament to how fckd up Hollywood is...... 🚬
Mix Dice, Larry the Cable Guy, and Dennis the Menace in the body of Richie Rich.. and yeah.. I can see it.
Oh god, that's horrifyingly accurate...
Hahahaha!! You're hilarious, Candy!!
I thought Stephen was uncomfortably rude to Andrew. The man is an actor & comedian who has put up with trash in his face for 40 yrs. Show some respect to your guest, sir. VERY Disappointed
I agree.
Dice man still funny after all this year's 😂🤣😂
Absolute legend
Oh shit!! this dude looks like an older version of vin diesel
When Andrew Dice Clay is calling .....ah fuck it
Legend
No more Monday.. LMAO
The Diceman cometh!! For a while I thought the world was finally getting it - that the things comedians say should not be taken seriously. That there were no boundaries, just words. These aren't role models, they're not life coaches, they're just comedians. But all the PC squares and anal-retentives eventually got a hold of him in the '90's like a pack of pussies eventually overcoming a huge buffalo. Dice, you were so bad, so wrong, that's why you were so funny. But so many just didn't get it, still don't. Top o' the world ma.
4yrs later and things are at an all time low. Comedians being attacked on stage for joke smh watch it’s going to get even worse
I dig the song choice for Dices walk out music. Hubbs!
I can't even begin to describe how hard i laughed when i heard these two talking about a rebate for a bris. omg.
I’d sue for reparations.
I used to enjoy The Colbert Report but seeing this... Jeez.
You see the look Dice gave Colbert in the end?
Love Andrew Dice💯🆒🎲🕶👍🗣🚬🎲😎
Little Boy Blue, he needed the money.....ohhhh I hear ya.
Colbert has a talent to ruin every interview with a talented person.
I appreciate the Diceman standing up for all Americans. Too bad our current president cannot do the same.
Does this comment still apply to today’s America?
Did that mean old Trump steal your panties?
I'd like to see a Colbert and Dice road trip segment.
Yes please!!!
Colbert is the best.
Right off the bat he sounds similar to Trump by bashing the media and bragging about crowd size.
jen jen @
Haha, yeah he does.
He was funny like 30 years ago. But he was always a one act entertainer.
"he sounds similar to Trump" Clay was asked a question and answered it: he got a lot of attention from the media because he had such a huge following at the time, which is true, and the media acted like his jokes weren't jokes, which is true, so there was controversy then.
jen jen. That's a good thing
Andrew is the best!
I'm glad the DiceMan has toned it down the past couple of years doing interviews. During the early 2000s, he was a pain-in-the-ass to interview. He got offended easily and would get aggressive with hosts. He was vaping for a while, looks like gave up and went back to cigs.
I knew he would mention Maddison square gardens within 2 mins lol
Dice is funny. Colbert is the worst. No timing, no humor, and drones on about Trump for ratings. He's terrible.
dice looks harder then ever...welcome back man
This is a man who is holding on to his 20's-30's with both hands. And God bless him for it!
Leah Logan and that is the only way to be!
Throwing his sons' CD away was extremely disrespectful. But then, that's what you'd expect from a friend of John Podesta.
God Bless President Trump....If you don't like it here.....leave.....or ....stop complaining........
Frank Esposito Russia Russia Russia.
The same goes for conservatives who complain about liberals, Hillary and Obama.
Dice is not a bad guy. And he always makes me laugh
I never really thought he was that funny, but I was never outraged. It's an ACT. What don't people get about it?
A Star is Born.
How racist assuming this guy was catholic/italian by asking about the baptism of their sons
FenechGeish fox
So many Italian Jews.
Clay IS jewish
Racist??
Who gives a fuck!? Jesus fucking Christ you people with your fucking labels sicken and poison every form of .. of... EVERYTHING!
Where's the Dice Movie? The man is from Brooklyn, he's a legend.