Free SBF | The Tim Dillon Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 พ.ย. 2024
- In this episode Tim rants about Sam Bankman-Fried and his alleged girlfriend in follow up to the new trial presenting SBF and FTX. Tim is more shocked about the way his girlfriend, Caroline Ellison looks than the evidence and information she has been releasing to authorities. Tim also touches on Lauren Boebert and her win in the election and her impressive wrap sheet she has racked up with law enforcement in the past. Happy Holidays to everyone.
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Tell that dude to stop giggling in the background, that's Ben's job
Seriously. I’m literally shaking right now I’m so upset. The pig cares not for his piglets
Yeah pretty much killed the vibe
It's impossible to not laugh when you in the room with Dillion
Will always be😊
I enjoy the new giggler
The ghost of Ben’s laugh can still be heard echoing throughout this stunning studio!
now its actually annoying
Bro stfu and watch Ben's podcast, be grateful we get two episodes a week now
You mean yapping accross the corridors of time & space
Haha it's another dimension
I miss anything. 😢
I think the pig is getting his groove back, this one felt like a classic
Wow that was a little on the nose. The pig nose.
Still my favorite comedian. So glad you're back to the solo rants. Don't give up on us now baby, you've got so much funny in you when you're yourself.
i need tim to know hes just getting startedddddd
This is true
As a chef for almost 20 years I can confirm that almost everyone in the food service industry is blasted on drugs or booze
Man, I just worked as a server at a chain restaurant for a bit and they were all on something.
Dude I’ve worked with people in restaurants where their bad days were when they didn’t get high before work.
Nicest, chillest dude….. total asshole when he didn’t pop some Ps before his shift.
@@elbowjuice2627 yep currently working as a waiter only a month and often go out to clubs doing all sorts and drinking a s**t tone. Almost everybody there drinks most days of the week. Someone there did a gram of ket in one sitting and a few weeks ago I drank enough to kill most people.
@@JM.429 it honestly feels like a necessity at the end of a shift. I've got an 11 hours shift on New Years eve this weekend. Thinking of not going. If I do the night will end in hours of drinking and doing a few bumps in a club then being hungover for my shift the next day.
@@jr5993 from someone who was in the industry for his entire adult life... get into sales. Triple your income for a little more work. Do whatever you want with this
Finally we're getting back to the roots of the show
Nooo guests thank god
Yes or yes!!!
YESSSS
Ray Kump? And conspiracy theories??!
I hear Heat's ending theme music when I see this comment. Tim needs to come back. Such a talent.
He's back baby! The guests are gone, someone's giggling and googling in Ben's seat, and the rant is going full throttle.
Tim is the hero and villain we deserve.
Kanye 2024: The president we deserve
Anti-hero?
@@jaimlawson The Dark Knight.
Bro stfu and watch Ben's podcast, be grateful we get two episodes a week now
@@andybunn5780 please no sock puppet face don't say this horrora
"Money doesn't solve it for these people - they are not done with you"- classic
I liked that too
Bankmen was just playing fake business, on a whole other level.
Life in the big city
I knew Tim would get on board eventually. We're fleecing people, _dummy!_
Just like the elite do and have done "forever" though
It sells itself
😂
This is Tim at his best. Just a topic and a microphone
And obesity
As if he'd want a god-fearing Republican g-ay p-enis! 😉
It’s always slightly disappointing when he has a guest on the show, because we won’t get the hour long continuous rant
Just 2 topics and a microphone. Just clap your hands.
@@lindsaykimbrough8260 🤣
This man will comedically narrate the truth up until it all ends 💯
As the meteor comes crashing down 😹
And nothing will ever be funnier
@@evergreensceptre or the studio gets repossessed.
#1 fan? 😘🐎
The coffee spit take on the mic is the commitment to comedy I show up for!
I’m sick and I let out a laugh that hurt my head when he did that
@@ChelleSimon lots of rest and hot water with lemon. Love you 😘
@@det.caribou7405 Also frozen fruit like mangos blue berries and strawberries for food. nutrition to help you fight it off plus minimize inflammation
The joke about how ugly the chick is is redundant.
@@det.caribou7405 thank you! The love is much appreciated
When Tim's genuinely fired up about something, the episodes are always great.
I can still hear the whispers of bens giggle in my head every time Tim says something funny
Bro stfu and watch Ben's podcast, be grateful we get two episodes a week now
@@VoiceOfReason919 thanks*
@@VoiceOfReason919 also, I’m in the 209 too. Stockton??
I love how Tim always cuts to the ads whenever he’s talking about the most fucked up shit 😂
‼️😂😂😂😂
That bit about what you get on the gay market vs on the straight market was amazing.
I was a waiter from 19-27 and tim is absolutely right. We would party the whole shift on weekend nights and busy nights. After that we would end up at one of our houses and stay up all night partying then go in for brunch service. Wild fucking times
You got that right bro, and so did Tim. I lasted about six months before I had to bail. The frickin' patrons can be the worst or the best thing about the gig. It all depends on their ability to empathize with your plight when you are crushed by a rush. I could only take so many insults before I was ready to take someone out, and do my time, regetfully. Fortunately, I was able to get a better job and up my education and career.
Yep I used to bartend. A bunch of derelicts in that biz. (Im a recovering alcoholic)
I swear this is the funniest damn podcast out. This is the only show I find myself cackling out loud while I listen. I have to hit pause sometimes lol
Having a studio laugher is very underrated and quite important.
100
It's definitely not underrated. It is an industry standard to have studio/production staff interactions
I wait for that 😂😂
The best intro to a podcast I’ve EVER HEARD. It would be an honor for an Oscar to be given to YOU.
Antisemite
An honor for who?
@@slimey_K Not the druids that run Hollywood that's for sure
@@vaughncollins1386 cope
agreed dude. 110% accurate
Going from Schulz and his band of Merry Dolts, blabbing about Soccer, to this masterpiece...
A lovely looking woman.
I wish her well.
She looks like Chip Chipperson
Let's just say heeeeeyyyy
In some pictures she looks like SBF, focus on mouth.
@@mvjh2277they come from the same, shallow gene pool of the chosin wons. Jews.
SBF targeted her, and testimony will be interesting to hear should Caroline Ellison take stand.
The smile on his face when he was listening to the 911 call was contagious. I love seeing him so happy!
His take on the narcissism and psychopathy of billionaires is a blueprint for how the media SHOULD be covering these people…if they didn’t already own the media outlets
I feel like I get more news from this podcast than CNN lol. I'll definitely be tuning in for the next couple weeks.
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Get Whitney Webb back on to talk about SBF!!
Ew, no.
@@tehjamerzallergic to real investigative journalism or women?
@@kushfrancis37 both
Genius!
And don’t forget we also hate the Jews. So this is a real trifecta of awww hell naw
Omg I actually almost believed Tim's fake sincerity at the beginning lol
Tim's destroying his lungs w/ cigs so he can go main character mode and make us plebs laugh enough to stop hounding him about Aen Bavery. Mans gettin back in his groove and I love to see it
There was a dip for a shade. But like you said, the emperor got his groove back.
I absolutely died when Tim spit out his drink when that picture came up!
Shoutout to Homeless Pimp for inspiring the zoom edits. Keep going Notben.
Homeless pimp brought the tik tok to the podcast for sure
@@dmanm85 I’m so glad this guest BS is over
Yeah, I love a close up of Tim’s psoriatic ridden, flushed face.
Pimpy💓
@@Kigoz4Life some say hes homeless, others, a pimp...
The look he made when they showed Caroline Ellison was perfect.
Tim helped me realize that SBF is the real victim in the FTX debacle.
The best part of my weekends are these podcast videos. Thank you
Fresh cup of coffee and breakfast to make it complete =)
@Tyler Durden or when you're hungover as shit and can't sleep, watched this like 4 hours ago. I'm hoping to sleep when my brain stops swelling.
The Tim Dillon Show is back! I was laughing so hard the whole way through!
Being a lifelong restaurant worker n now owner the waiter bit is so spot on made my whole week 😂😂😂
You convinced me to quit waiting tables Tim. Such a cursed industry.
Also January is approaching so service charge is like nothing in comparison to Christmas.
Absolutely amazing. Much prefer solo Tim to his interview episodes. MORE DILLON RANTS!!!! ❤
'Show Us How Bad You Have It'
Tim got his swagger back...
17:09 Tim advertising Athletic Greens is the pinnacle of comedy.
He literally just read the ad.. am I missing something ?
@@tylermckeage5942 a very obese cigarette smoker promoting a product that’s usually advertised towards health conscious athletes.
Nothing beats the Sheath underwear ads. Robert Patron The Virtuous Pedophile War Criminal rules.
Tim's "Advice for the Real" is what keeps me coming back!
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That impersonation@42:00 “I CAN’T SEE MY KIDS FOR OTHER REASONS” I have never laughed so hard in my life.
I was a hard partying, morally bankrupt professional wrestler for 10 years and the only rule of thumb I lived by was to never date someone in the service industry.
One of my friends was the best waiter a New Jersey diner has ever witnessed due to the fact he was on a strict regime of oxys
I love these Tim-only shows. All he needs is time to rant for the gems to come out. This was a good one
A sober Tim Dillon trying to sell me a bong, hilarious .
I love love how happy Tim is listening to the 911 call. It’s what I needed today for a good laugh.
I had BTC early & never heard of FTX until it went bankrupt.
Same
I lost many thousands to FTX and it was all worth it for this bit - thanks Timmy for soothing my pain
Tim's concept for the holiday giveaway show is a combination of America's Funniest Video and Queen For A Day. Trade all of your dignity for $500.
The smarter, sober, reincarnation of Chris Farley
thank you Tim, I was dying for the next show, haha!
As a steakhouse waiter, I can confirm that yes I’m a degenerate 😅
Slop served right on time, thx 👍
Please post to Rumble too!! Would way rather support you there!!!
Tim. The funniest Man alive. The King. 👑
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I was wondering where the intro was going… fucking delivered
The laugh track honestly makes the show. Tim is 95%, the laugh track is the last 5%. This is feeling like a good direction.
I miss anything 😢
That spit take was a gem 💀
Tim's bit at around 45:00 about the show me how bad you have it- is pretty much what tik tok or american idol is
Tim felt comfortable doing SBFs mom's accent because he knows he has the ADL and/or Mossad behind him
I about spat out my drink @ 50:43. Then, when the truth dawned on me with the punchline, I knew Tim Dillon came home 🏡 for Christmas 🎄.
Well done, guys!
That rant was unbelievable
I really like the closer camera on this one! I think it adds a lot. Seeing Tim keep himself from laphing is grest
omg the coffee spit out lol…im dead that was hillarious
Financial distress and general hardship for the average person will continue to make Tim rich.
This is the definition of a classic TD episode
Your the only thing I type in to the search bar multiple times a week to see if there is anything new!
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Watch out for that telegram deal. It's a scam.
16:31 I love Tim's fetish with the ultra rich. He lights up like a firework.
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YES, TH-cam's algorithm had me stuck for a while, but what a horrible excuse. I love this show, and will check back on the channel for the latest episode!
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One of Tim's greatest shows of all-time. Please keep doing the solo show from now on. You're only doing yourself a disservice by having anybody else on when you're the best in the business.
Can honestly say you are the only Podcaster I love watching without a guess, every other line is a mix between a low blow and a FOX cutting edge headline😂😂
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The look on Tim's face when he spit out the coffee lol
Listening to someone else giggle here, is like seeing your ex with someone else
Tim needs to moderate ALL the debates from now on
The old Tim’s back!!!!!!!! The pigs love it
I give the same opening speech every time I expand the description of Tim’s video and look at the endless list of scam sponsors. How ironic! I wouldn’t throw stones at glass houses Tim.
Who isn’t worth a billion on paper?
I'm not trying to be funny, edgey or clever when I say Thank God For You Dude, from the very center of my heart.
You’re really good at telling story’s
i heard this quote long ago, "beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. "
Hoping Tim takes care of himself so we can enjoy him until he is 127 years old and hopefully by then he can transfer his brain into a new one.
_127 Windows_ was an interesting art project
I think a futurama jar is more Tim
17:05 "this are fun orgy people ........... athletic greens is the best" the best transition ever, i fucking love Tim Dillon.
I lost everything in the FTX collapse, and it was almost worth it just for the bit about SBF's girlfriend.
Baby Boy Owen doing a great job w/ the giggle
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Yes! I love Tim’s solo rants
That cold open to SBF praise is gold 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Oh shit I Forgot it's Pig Church day!! 😁😁 I'm gonna save this gem for my morning coffees ☺️
Tim getting back to it man…..this was vintage tim here 👍🏼🤘🏼😅😂😂
I can just imagine Tims meeting with the barstool kid.
T :“Hey, so do you think I’m funny?”
B: “Yeah that’s why I came to work for you.”
T: “Do you really though?”
B: “Yes”
T: “I’m just not hearing any laughing.”
B: “Isn’t that unprofessional?”
T: “The audience isn’t very smart and they need to know where my jokes are, to really get the punches.”
B: “Ok, I will do my best.”
T: “That’s all I’m asking for.”
B: “I don’t have to go full autism like the other guy right?”
T: “We’ll see how this goes. We might need to reassess later.”
This episode will be a classic. I love it
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I wish him well.
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Literally was going to post the same thing LOL. Big Mike's think alike.
*tee off*
Hey Tim. I'm always being told to stay positive, and that it's hard for everyone. Told that I should keep my problems to myself, but also listen to people complain about insignificant problems. I'm getting a tumor removed Tuesday. Things are actually harder for some people than others.
Tim I love this new format please keep this up!!!!!
need to make this more than 1hr. too good.
Tim, I looove that I fall for ur , " I want to b serious now.." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the TIM we need.
So glad to see this return to form!
Wearing my fake business sweatshirt listening to this with tickets to see Tim in February here in PHX, while looking up how to form an LLC for my new fake business
I find myself coming back for more rants by Tim. I guess I'm a gluten for pain.
Thank you for finding another tortured soul to put me at ease with occasional laughs in the background