I was a pizza delivery driver for only a few months in my youth, and I got indirect "offers" by middle-aged women twice (you know, the kind where you can pretend not to "get it", so they can save face if not taken up on it). But was in a relationship at the time - so, I find a lot of these perfectly believable.
Ohh boy my time to shine!!! A few years ago I had to get a cdl medical exam since I was starting a new job, the doctor who was a gorgeous woman gave me the exam with an another female doctor in training who also was gorgeous, well here comes the hernia exam towards the end and the female doctor grabs my two friends then asks me to cough. She does this three times in what seemed like 5 minutes while she is doing this she rubs her thump back and forth under my shaft! Then gets the doctor in training to do the exact same thing as practice then both doctors are grabbing my goods at the same time and having me cough. I swear at that moment I was like I feel like this could go somewhere. 😂😂
not a pizza delivery driver but a pizza manager, one Tuesday night I was somewhat alone when this short latina chick just lowkey teleported in the store, seriously I didn't even notice she walked through the door it's like she just spawned in, she had stains on her shirt and had clearly been drinking and look like she had rolled out the house but was still pretty cute, and honestly she just had a weird look in her eyes and on her face and I got a really weird gut feeling about her. Fast forward to when her food was coming out, she was being overly friendly and giggly/ overly playful and asked if we had a restroom and to that I said "nah not for customers" then she said " nah you fuckin lying rn I know you joking rn, y'all gotta piss" in a playful manner, then I said "yeah we do not y'all" then she asked if she could come behind the counter and I said nah not really, then she just ignored me and did it anyway. She was standing right beside me looking to the back of the store where the walkin is and asks if she can go back there and if the restrooms are back there and I'm like nah you can't really go back there, then she proceeds to say " you wanna hold my hand and show me where the restroom is" and then she repeats and gestures for me to hold her hand then she just goes back to the restroom, then when she comes out she says "love youuuu bye" and at that moment I was like wtffff just happened and at that moment I wasn't sure if she was trying to get at me like a "hub" scenario but the more I thought about it the more it made sense, because I never thought that would ever happen to me, if the scenario was different, I might have folded, but I had work to do and peoples orders to make, and I'm glad I never did anything with her even though she was cute and my type, because I later found out she was newly married with a baby, and made me wonder why people try to throw everything away while drunk for fleeting pleasure.
As someone who's gotten a pap smear before (I am a trans man) That. Bitch. HURTS. LIKE the doc told me I was a trooper for mine. She was either incredibly loose, or the thirst disabled her pain receptors!
I got really confused when it said “Story 2” again and then had to go back three times because I thought I missed something lol
this confuses me aswell
are you a furry:3
@@WingsOfFireTurtle No but I don’t discriminate against furries :)
@@WingsOfFireTurtle i am :3
I was a pizza delivery driver for only a few months in my youth, and I got indirect "offers" by middle-aged women twice (you know, the kind where you can pretend not to "get it", so they can save face if not taken up on it). But was in a relationship at the time - so, I find a lot of these perfectly believable.
I'll be honest. I'd love to hear stories like these where the OPs actually got lucky.
Ohh boy my time to shine!!! A few years ago I had to get a cdl medical exam since I was starting a new job, the doctor who was a gorgeous woman gave me the exam with an another female doctor in training who also was gorgeous, well here comes the hernia exam towards the end and the female doctor grabs my two friends then asks me to cough. She does this three times in what seemed like 5 minutes while she is doing this she rubs her thump back and forth under my shaft! Then gets the doctor in training to do the exact same thing as practice then both doctors are grabbing my goods at the same time and having me cough. I swear at that moment I was like I feel like this could go somewhere. 😂😂
100% I would've said "This is nuts, ladies"
not a pizza delivery driver but a pizza manager, one Tuesday night I was somewhat alone when this short latina chick just lowkey teleported in the store, seriously I didn't even notice she walked through the door it's like she just spawned in, she had stains on her shirt and had clearly been drinking and look like she had rolled out the house but was still pretty cute, and honestly she just had a weird look in her eyes and on her face and I got a really weird gut feeling about her. Fast forward to when her food was coming out, she was being overly friendly and giggly/ overly playful and asked if we had a restroom and to that I said "nah not for customers" then she said " nah you fuckin lying rn I know you joking rn, y'all gotta piss" in a playful manner, then I said "yeah we do not y'all" then she asked if she could come behind the counter and I said nah not really, then she just ignored me and did it anyway. She was standing right beside me looking to the back of the store where the walkin is and asks if she can go back there and if the restrooms are back there and I'm like nah you can't really go back there, then she proceeds to say " you wanna hold my hand and show me where the restroom is" and then she repeats and gestures for me to hold her hand then she just goes back to the restroom, then when she comes out she says "love youuuu bye" and at that moment I was like wtffff just happened and at that moment I wasn't sure if she was trying to get at me like a "hub" scenario but the more I thought about it the more it made sense, because I never thought that would ever happen to me, if the scenario was different, I might have folded, but I had work to do and peoples orders to make, and I'm glad I never did anything with her even though she was cute and my type, because I later found out she was newly married with a baby, and made me wonder why people try to throw everything away while drunk for fleeting pleasure.
story 2 was so wholesome
That novel writer definitely did that just to get some ideas.
As someone who's gotten a pap smear before (I am a trans man)
That. Bitch. HURTS. LIKE the doc told me I was a trooper for mine. She was either incredibly loose, or the thirst disabled her pain receptors!
How Do These Even Happen
horny horny people
Honestly, I've had all this and more happen to me. Anything is possible when you lie. xx
No one like the video and keep it at 669, it's perfect lmao
lol
For the last 1 and thats how i meet your mother
false advertising
how?
@CerealHuntz
First story isn't a plumber ig?
@milkywaycafe. OH NO YOUR RIGHT! cancel this guy immediately for false advertising
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