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I had this thing going on with a girl from of. She was amazing, Nice, always asked me about my day, wants and stuff i like. We both knew it wasn't a real relationship but treated things a bit like one. Then my high school crush/ first love came back into my life. I told the of girl and she was upset. She told my she had developed strong feelings because i was nicer then her clients and any guy she had been with. She didnt really want to see me with another women so we cut ties. i did catch feelings too but i didnt tell her. seeing how my first love came back i kind of ignored those feelings. now I'm 2 years later and my first love turned out to be a nightmare... She was physically and mentally abusive. Worst relationship i ever been in and i lost the of girls information. Kind of wish i did things the other way.

I gave my parents a heart attack when I was little. First, not caught on camera since those weren't around at the time: My parents had me, just at the verge of being no longer a baby but not yet a toddler, in a toddler bed but used a cloth/cushions divider to have me in a crib sized compartment of the bigger bed. The empty part had plushies, cushions etc. I managed to army crawl underneath the divider and made myself comfortable in the mass of pillows. My parents didn't see me immediately and just saw the empty sleeping compartment and for a brief moment they thought I had somehow escaped the toddler bed. Later, when I graduated to an actual bed, they were careful to prevent injuries in case I rolled out of bed by placing a big bean bag seat and a chair in front of the bed so the back rest of the chair acted like a kid of railing. It was a somewhat higher bed as it had big drawers underneath the mattress. My parents used a Babyphone at the time. Basically a little walky talky like divice that would broadcast any noise made next to the sending device to the receiving device. So they could hear in on me in case I called for them. To them, what they heard was a ruckus of stuff hitting the floor. They rushed into my room, afraid I fell out of the bed... But... I had just shuffled around enough to kick over the chair with either some plushy or my blanket as I was that type of kid that would wiggle and roll around in my sleep even though I never had nightmares and always had decent sleep quality.

My husband has found a “drop” spot on my hips. He grabs that spot and my legs give out without my control. If he’s being playful he’ll grab them, I’ll drop, and he’ll catch me.

11:42 I’m sorry, GRADUALLY? No, no no; that’s instant no contact.

I once took a picture of something on the table and sent it to my mom. Afterwards, she made a weird comment so I checked the picture, turns out that my dong was visible at the bottom of the picture. I hadn't noticed as it would have been covered up by my thumb when I took the picture. And yes, when I'm at home, without company, i'm often just chilling in the nude. EDIT: Oh this was pretty similar to story 22. (Wrote this as the video played, before reaching that story)

Story nineteen was kinda wholesome tbh

Good video👍

Bro i cried laughing reading that first one omfg. "The smell, oh god the smell" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ohh boy my time to shine!!! A few years ago I had to get a cdl medical exam since I was starting a new job, the doctor who was a gorgeous woman gave me the exam with an another female doctor in training who also was gorgeous, well here comes the hernia exam towards the end and the female doctor grabs my two friends then asks me to cough. She does this three times in what seemed like 5 minutes while she is doing this she rubs her thump back and forth under my shaft! Then gets the doctor in training to do the exact same thing as practice then both doctors are grabbing my goods at the same time and having me cough. I swear at that moment I was like I feel like this could go somewhere. 😂😂

14:46 wish I was there :(

8:40 car forza gameplay hurt my eyes

Ngl i did not hear what your saying constrated to much on the gameplay lol

the first one was the worst 😭

I've never had a story like this to share- the closest I have is whenever I cuddle with someone.

11:29 💀

The Behemoth was definitely for the husband BTW not the wife😂

Me and my family is very open about that kinda stuff. I once sent my father to buy me lube after I bought some explicit toys at a family shopping trip. My older brother, who also had to go to the pharmacy, followed him and he was mortified

Oh boy, my friend is gonna have a fun time explaining why he sent this one to me

Story 5 was kinda relatable tho

Awsome video

When I was 18, I used to go to this Friday night coffee house at a youth center. There was a girl there who wasn't a knock out but she was well built. Not to brag but I was the biggest and strongest guy there. This well built girl was also epileptic and it wasn't well controlled. She and her friend walked across the street to a store for a snack and, on the way back, she had a seizure in the middle of the street. A car stopped in front of her and her friend ran back crying. I ran out to carry her back. I picked her up off the street when she started to seize again. She rolled in my arms away from me and either her tit landed in my hand or I drop her back in the street. I had to carry her back to the coffee house this way because her seizing kept moving her around. I laid her on the couch in the youth center and sat with her until she regained consciousness. Thankfully, she had no memory of this but I did. We were kind of friends and, under the circumstances, she wouldn't have objected but to avoid embarrassment, I never mentioned it. This was 50 years ago and I all but forgot about it until now.

Why is no one talking about the 6th story? Edit: Nothing. Maybe this edit is just a cover up. Maybe this comment was different before and I edited it. But now I'm editing it again to make it seem like this was the edit. Maybe this comment was completely different. You'll never know...

story 14- it's literally on the box that if you throw up the pill you have to take it again😧

15:19 This definitely sounds like both parties thought the other was their partner. Like, who goes up to a stranger and is just like, "Look what I found!"

what is the background game?

The girls leaving hints and not getting anywhere thing is probably not going away. Girls want a guy that’s able to get it and confident enough to follow up on it

women dont get it. they get so much attention from men that they think all they have to do is glance at a man and thats the same as all the effort a man puts into trying to get her to notice him. ive hooked up with girls who ghosted me the second i mentioned trying to date or saying i liked them. somehow having sex is ok but feelings and dating isnt.

Story 3 is so messed up, this is why I hate high schoolers sometimes, I knew a girl who at the time was my age 16, she would HOOK UP WITH 20 YEAR OLDS. She started crying because one of her ex flings is getting married, I was disgusted, her body count is about 50 by now and we’re 18 rn.

No way I just sat through 18 minutes of this shit

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH INCEST

The first one made me pray

I always think it’s funny when ‘not’ gay men have to clarify they ‘aren’t’ gay💀 like, as a pan person my mind didn’t go to “hey that sounds a little fruity” or “that sounds like a zest fest” (don’t ask. Me and my friends find it funny.) them saying that made me think of that. Oh yh, I’ve got some T or D stories. None of them are nearly as bad in the same way as the vid, there bad in there own way. First one, I was in like, fifth grade or smt when I got dared to, and I quote: “Ghost, I dare you to break your arm.” And as a small child I absolutely REFUSED to back down from dares, so that same day I was on my scooter, remembered that dare, sped up and lodged the scooter in between the spray park concrete and the sidewalk and landed purposely on my arm. And yes, I did break it. Second one, I got dared to go into the prairies (I lived not even two minutes away.) at like 12am without any source of light and stay out there until I caught smt. I think it was a frog??? My dumbass can see perfectly in the dark, and as a young kid once my eyes adjusted it was like there was a light on. So I caught that damn frog slipped in the mud and cut my arm open, and I mean I CUT it. It was bleeding everywhere, so I took the frog home, showed my friend she went “OMG YOUR BLEEDING!!!” Thankfully didn’t wake my parents up, I ran the frog back to its house, ran home, cleaned the wound, put some superglue on the edge of the cut and called it a night💀 I have way more stories, those are js some of my favourites K I actually feel rlly bad for fish

TF IS STORY 7

After losing a bet, I once had to make a chocolate cake for my friend. He said it was so delicious that it literally turned him on. I know he has a sweet tooth but that totally caught me off guard 😂

When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game all the way to angry Birds seasons and HD and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden Terence showed up and turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PUL OUT MY BIG PICKLE AND START STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Terence plush and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up

the 16th story is willdddd like that's serial killer behaviourment

Story 7: the question was implied. Yes you can touch it no it won't spit at you Story 8: is the one from wedding Story? I'll go to the wedding reddits to get the rest of the story

2:48 that has to be a crime in some way 😭

I was a pizza delivery driver for only a few months in my youth, and I got indirect "offers" by middle-aged women twice (you know, the kind where you can pretend not to "get it", so they can save face if not taken up on it). But was in a relationship at the time - so, I find a lot of these perfectly believable.

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Oh ffs, who do you think you are Julia Roberts, no one wants to wife up a 304

I got a weird one. Combat/ getting shot at. So hard it was painful. Mind you after talking about it later it wasn't a sexual thing. For me after combat it was a hard on and the shakes. From what I heard Its was just my body dumping every chemical it could to keep me alive. I also remember My reaction time being super human. I think thats why alot if vets remember combat somewhat fondly

As someone with a DUI, first story is actually the best scenario and proud of him for that.

Ladies, stop dropping hints. Just tell us what you want.

Came for silly situations and got silly situations

Ladyboy is a common term in some areas of the world. It's not common to hear it in the US or Canada though so I can see why it would seem weird to you. As with most words, some people embrace it, and some find it offensive. Probably has a lot to do with the location of the speaker.

I just don't understand how their can be any positives with having a trio with others. Its more of a fantasy thing that even I have had. But in reality youre left with permanent images in each others mind, your body is no longer exclusive and as we've seen people go out and think they have consent to sleep with whoever

It makes you a bit sad for it all.

"exercise"

Well the first one was.. shitty *ba dum tss*