Contents are below. But I suggest watching it all the way through first. This is for reference later. The Beginning - 0:00 Duplicating Camp - 1:57 I Am The Robot King (I Can Do Anything) - 07:37 Voice Chat Zombie - 12:09 Naked Men - 14:59 Flickering - 15:58 (VATS Version - strobe warning) - 17:00 No Need To Aim - 18:04 Resisted Damage - 20:14 Super Sledge Chronicles (The Vampire Diaries) - 26:14 Death Acrobatic - 28:08 Stuck in Geometry - 30:01 Blink And Miss (Huh) - 31:46 Invisible Entities - 33:32 Vanishing Enemies - 36:02 Sudden Death - 37:19 Pop In Babies - 40:35 But There Was No Response - 42:51 Twas The Night Before Crashmas - 51:17 Quest Busters - 55:01 Plain Ol' Lag - 01:08:18 Watoga Special Robots - 01:20:00 Just Power Armor - 01:20:59 Cargo Drop Hop - 01:24:29 Damage Out of Nowhere - 01:27:55 Floats N Stuff - 01:29:52 Pop In Planet - 01:31:47 Catch The Gun - 01:33:43 Wrong Weapon - 01:34:21 Exploded Gun Models - 01:37:13 Two Heads Are Better Than One - 01:38:51 Scorched Special - 01:39:27 Doors - 01:42:21 Fire - 01:44:05 Rain - 01:46:02 Turn Around Bright Eyes - 01:47:39 Straaaaaange Shadows - 01:49:22 Dancing NPCs - 01:52:42 Scorchbeast Volleys - 01:54:08 Suspended Projectile; Magic Grenade - 01:57:26 Vanished When Dropped - 02:01:12 Warping Enemies (Engage) - 02:02:04 Pathfinding - 02:05:32 The Paintings - 02:07:17 One Punch Man (Super Sledge Fists) - 02:08:50 Bethesda's Bug - 02:10:10 Misc. Visual - 02:29:09 Misc. Weird - 02:31:40 Broken Rooms and Lighting - 02:39:46 The 1,001st Glitch - 02:50:47
Me: has nearly 400 hours in breath of the wild on the WII U, has had the game crash maybe twice This poor man: plays game for only 100 hours and literally finds a thousand glitches
I played Twilight Princess for 600 hours and the weirdest thing was Links legs on rocks. don't ask why I spent 600 hours on a single file in a linear single player game
I have over 500 hours in hollowknight. Never crashed. I have over 3000 hours in all the dishonoured games. I TRIED to make dishonoured 2 crash. I actively tried. I knocked out every single enemy in the entire area, brought every body to a bridge. Bought the "killing an enemy spawns blood flies" then placed a spring razor in many strategic spots to kill over half the bodies, froze time, and fired a bolt at every spring razor. Hundreds of blood flies spawned and began to attack the few remaining bodies which spawned more blood flies along with making more animations. And it didnt crash. But then fallout 76 does this.
Honestly, I really liked your delivery in this video. It made it a lot funnier, I was expecting you to be laughing the entire way through but the stoic, slightly defeated tone of voice perfectly complemented all these hilarious bugs.
Man, I had hear a lot about the bugs in the game, but I was surprised to find one literally a couple minutes out of leaving the vault for the first time. I had a found a tiny scavenger's shack with a cooking station, and I tried to use it but my character somehow got stuck in position trying to use it between an immovable area it was cramped in, and eventually the animation gave up, and then I couldn't hit any button to interact with anything at all anymore! I had to reset to clear it. And this bug experience was just earlier this year. lol
I literally played this game for like 60 hours, enough to beat the game and get some cool weapons. I've experienced over 80% of the glitches in this video, and heard about the rest. Thats the worst part, they aren't occasional or isolated, every player experiences them all the time during every play session.
Industry Software professional here. If I would deliver something like *This*. Let's say In my line of work 3D animated environments/simulations are a big part. I would be thrown out on the curb... There are so many issues, that aren't just "bugs that happen" They are fundamental things that shouldn't be happening and anyone new in the Industry should know better. Like that duplication glitch. The simplest way to explain is that they, for some reason added the item which is just supposed to be an instance of an object , BACK to it's array ,IEnumerable. Instead of having saved in a different list of "items placed" or something like that, they just added another instance of the item. This is easier to demonstrate with the scope of Classes. Since there will be only *a copy* of a value passed. Not the real variable. Call by reference/call by value. Which is pretty basic and the only explanation I can think of, seeing this mess.
Some men just want to watch the world burn, while other just want to document the catastrophe. Neither will ever forget, but only one will have nightmares of the event.
They implemented private servers at one point saying that people could play with only their friends... yeah, you had to pay, and the servers weren't even private.
@@naj4261 only if you're a rookie. Big Dawgs buy 12 pairs of the same socks every 2-3 months. When they start to wear out, donate them and rinse/repeat
If you ever encounter any of these glitches, just repeat to yourself "It just works....it just works....it just works...." Alternatively, saying "light wood laminate" over and over also works.
My favorite glitch was one where the game just refused to add anything to my inventory when I picked it up, causing it to just cease existing. You name it, junk, weapons, ammo, food, it all dissolved in my hands. It was like God himself punishing me for the sin of greed.
Can we all just appreciate how he actually warns people with epilepsy and remembers to say when it’s safe to come back? Fucking applause for that man. I’m not epileptic but it’s always bothered me how people say to “look away” and never say when it’s safe to look back
@Insanity lmao they said "an entire movie" not the entire series. Also just the 3 trilogies together so no spin off movies like Rouge One you're looking at 20 hours for the main 9 movies
"That was acceptable but I'm mostly just nitpicking" Video of robots clipping in and out of the world spawning out of thin air and lighting is freaking out while the player teleports back to the door he came out of
Interestingly enough, people somehow still defend this, while Bethesda fucked up again, like a week ago. :') pure display of absolute incompetence on Bethesda's part.
I am curious as to what the fuck 16 times the detail even means. I work in environmental artistry ish and props and I still do not get that. 16k nope, 4k nope okay. More foliage maybe fuck if I know. Just a fancy word people toss around.
Well, that's the case of most glitches in games. One glitch is often caused or linked to other glitches so they can happen. For a glitch as big as Fallout 76 to happen, you need at least 1001 glitches.
When I saw raining inside I get the warm feeling, because rain under the roof is the holy tradition of every Bethesda game from Morrowind. I am glad that they stick to traditions.
Dear lord... I thought it was just going to be direct clips from him playing with Mandalore... He actually explains the glitches as well?! Such a mad man!
The explanation made this so much better, if it was just a litany of clips or a music video or something, I'd have probably drifted off within five minutes.
I find Joseph's voice to be oddly....enjoyable to listen to. Like, a lot of American accent creators don't have that easy-listening flow that a British speaker or such has (at least to my fully American-accented ears, lol). But in Mr. Anderson's case...it's different. You could listen to him for...heck...nearly 3-hours, without it grating or being bothersome. In fact..that sounds like a great plan ! (hits Play on this video) :-)
I know this is a year old, but I found it by accident and having played this game at launch, I AM SO HAPPY someone documented some of these hiccups. It brings back some horrible memories in a sort of fun way looking back. And I still say Todd Howard needs to be let go.
You think 1 man is the reason for all these glitches? There’s got to be many people over there that are part of the problem. Not saying he’s not part of the problem, but he’s not the whole issue.
I think Tod gets way too much hate - he's probably just a puppet, reading what some higher-ups gave him, not being aware what the state of the game was, because everyone was afraid to break it to him. I don't think it's as simple as "Todd bad". He's a spokesman for the company, but is he the one making all the decisions? I doubt it.
Never in my worst dreams would I have assumed it was this bad. No amount of people stating they can't go 2 minutes without encountering a bug is as enlightening as a video just outright showing you the immense variety of glitches in great detail.
@@ink4852 a lot of people still can't see the difference in an actual lag caused by internet/server issues and FPS slowdowns. Do not expect delusional people to know what a glitch is. There is a reason a lot of them are just outright happy with broken stuff. They don't know better and they refuse to learn.
@@MihaiCornean They aren't delusional. They're paid to say that. These are million dollar games for a reason, and now you know where the money goes! PR = bots and paid liars
while it didn't bother me personally. i'd say 1:54:21 deserved a warning too. I might be mistaken tho and it has nothing to do with really fast flickering
A small update: Many of the bugs are still there. Like enemies just standing around, falling through the map, problem with power armor, missing items and a few others. But it doesn't really interest me. Played it on Tuesday for the first time for 2-3 hours and was more than disappointed.I should have listened to this video. But the Atomic Shop is well stocked and gets new stuff regularly! So whoever has a few bucks there...
Hold on a second. These bugs are kinda similar to other multiplayer mods like the oblivion online & skyrim together mods. Did Bethesda Plagiarize from the community again?
Yeah I don't even have epilepsy but I notice that. They just say "flashing lights warning" and then never say how long it lasts. Same with spoiler alerts. Like how far ahead do I have to skip or hold my ears? Otherwise the warning is a little useless.
It's was really funny to come back to this video after some time has passed, and the Wastelanders DLC just came out, and they only managed to fix a small handful of these bugs. Instead of 1001, there's now about 776.
Displaying a picture is still a render, just from a static resource. Rendering a simple scene ingame should, SHOULD always be faster than rendering an image. It is industrie standard to prefer ingame renders over static's such as pictures.
@@OfficialRID Why do images take longer than rendering an ingame scene? I know very little about programming, but why shouldn't rendering an image be faster than building a new scene everytime the game loads?
@@Mika_MewMew they don't load better/faster. but they have a lot of advantages compared to static images The point of in game render is that it can move/rotate around so it looks good, it also looks consistent not with just the rest of the game, but with the graphics settings themselves. You can also make shure to randomize the scenes and never display the same too many times without having a shit ton of pre prepared static images gobbling up space and memory.
@@sosig6445 Hey, thanks for the overview of the advantages over static images, especially with that last part; I remember filling my splashscreen folder for Morrowind with pretty, high-detail pictures, because the originals didn't look too good, and now the folder with only 6 images is like 250MB in size. I guess the space, that high-res images take up, is a really strong argument for rendering ingame scenes
I had this exact thought when I was watching Internet Historian's video on it. Bethesda straight-up lied to consumers in the marketing. Todd unironically, not even exaggerating, deserves jail time for this.
i've had that happen in oblivion once come to think of it, i also saw a video of one of the npc's turning stretchy in starfield, that's also a bug from oblivion.
Hi Joesph, great video! And I think I have an answer for why some of those glitches happen. From my over 2k hours in skyrims creation kit I can tell you that most of the AI not properly attacking or running away or standing still and not doing anything is the result of that area having bad or no NAVmeshing put in place. NAVmeshing is the invisible navigation mesh that bethesda uses to separately place overtop the ground and objects in their games which allows the NPCs to know where to walk, plan routes based on schedules and where you are, and what they can get around or climb up. Usually it can be auto generated to get the basic mesh and then tweaked to make sure any missed areas of the auto generated mesh missed don't fuck up NPCs, but it seems in 76 they didn't even bother trying to fix it. The player character has free movement so they don't need it, but NPCs do. The problem is if the NAVmesh is poorly done or doesn't exist, NPCs will glitch out and not know what to do. This can result in them standing still in front of you because they know where you are, but can't tell how far away you are so they just glitch out and can't perform any function (they just get stuck trying to figure out where you are so since they can't move they can't move on to trying to attack). Shit NAVMesh can also cause NPCS to attack in place or face the opposite way because that's where it's glitchy mess of a code can determine is the closest and most efficient way to attack you. It can also stop NPCs from talking to you because they can't determine if they are on flat ground, not being interrupted by something, and are stable enough to be able to talk. It also can result in situations like the ghouls that run away from you once you go under the staircase because they are trying to find an alternative mesh to get towards where you are (because there is no NAVmesh under the staircase, because OF COURSE they decided not to bother) In many cases all this can also lead the AI to think it's falling because it can't tell where the ground is, so they can get fall damage at random times (which is what might be happening with the essential NPCs constantly losing health) I have a feeling that a lot of the NPC issues (obviously not all because this game is a mess) could be fixed by fixing the navmesh. It's a huge (if not the main) part of making every single bethesda game since morrowind. Without it NPCs don't work, and it seems with 76 they really fucked up on doing that.
Makes perfect sense! That would explain why the mole miner people didn't enter the tent Joseph hid in, but it doesn't explain a couple things. I can underatand that for this game the higher ups wanted it out the door asap with the assumption that they could just patch it later, but skyrim and fo4 had some similar problems with its NPCs, and those games had a proper amount of dev time. Is it just that the Devs are incompetent, that they don't understand their own engine and need to strip all the old shit out of it and start from scratch (cuz their engine is fine, it's just the stuff Bethesda put on top of it that's the problem), or does their team just not have enough people (cdpr has 3x Bethesda's staff for example).
Do you work for Bethesda or are you an independent modder? Because if a modder knows more about their own engine than the company itself, that's pretty shameful for them. But if you work for them, that would mean that they know what is wrong with this AI issue and still did nothing, which is equally as bad.
Well according to a recent interview, Todd said he knew the launch was going to be rough, but he gave some explainaition to the effect of "it doesn't matter if we launch poorly, we'll update it and make it great".
@@kukulkanlordofcas4931 Yeah, I just heard about that too. Problem is Bethesda doesn`t "launch poorly and update to make the game great" anymore, they just launch poorly and update to make the game playable.
Lucky Striker Im curious what may happen if Bethesda is bought by EA or EA is bought by Bugthesda. Imagine EoS thats co-built by the two companies merged as one. Actually no, both joining would proly open a rift to the Warp, Chaos and Slaanesh itself.
i love that when mandalore and our boy joe start losing their minds over the launcher crash glitch, they just use the Todd Howard motto "it just works"
Honestly, some of these would make for a great psychological Survival Game that's meant to mess with you, if they were refined to be intentional, like the randomly getting hit while walking around, and the enemies in the distance that appear for .1 seconds
Damn, closest I've seen with a similar schtick is _The Magic Circle_ , which is unfortunately 1) a comedy and 2) explains what's going on right at the beginning. Don't think I've seen glitching out like this in a survivor horror yet.
@@dodojesus4529 If it has Health regeneration, and the random hits didn't happen when in an event that can get you Killed it could work out. Small refinement to my past thinking
@@QueenLayla39 with a lot of refinement it could work but id still not be sure how much it would add to the horror. The glimpses of enemies though could really ramp up paranoia
As I'm rewatching this, it once again strikes me how ridiculous this is. Before I switched majors I studied game-design and if I had turned in a project on 3D modelling or level design with seams and gaps all over the geometry I would've gotten a failing grade for that. And here's a "triple A" full-price product with geometry leakier than a colander. (Aside from the rest of the mess obv.)
@@Overquoted "Only" being closer to 5% with the cut stuff. But that is a lot when you think about it. That is a rate of 3-5 glitches per hour all varying lengths. Some took up a few seconds and stuff like that bat took over a min.
I think 5% is being generous beyond reason. The poor server performance means nearly every interaction with an enemy has some degree of jank, but he's not going to post every combat interaction. There are plenty of bits here where he showed a bug but after the clip ends he is still exploring a broken room, or dealing with a broken enemy, or whatever. This is an abridged version of the glitches at 3 hours long. Not to mention his hundred hours is made up of who knows how much terminal reading, holotape listening, or laying down hundreds of campfires wasting time so you could boil the hundred hours down as well. The bugs poison the user experience of the game constantly.
At 2:53:30 you guessed it, buddy. The flow of time is absolutely tied to the framerate in the game, and that tells you everything you need to know about this shit show of a game engine. See, there's two methods of calculating time in a game. The way all non-bethesda games have done it since 2005: Tie time with your computer's internal clock on the motherboard. Want 60fps? Draw 60 frames inbetween when the motherboard clock says each second passes. The benefits of this are many, but the biggest one is that you can have unlimited fps without messing with the game's physics and other functions. Then there's how bethesda do it, tie time to fps. For time to pass at a stable rate you now need to lock the fps to a certain number, let's say 60. Each mechanic that acts through time now depends on there being drawn 60fps each second. You dropping frames absolutely means the game thinks you played 76 hours when you did over 90. Another fun thing you can at least do in fallout 4 is if you mod the game, upping the fps to 120, time now runs at 2x speed. You run, shoot, talk twice as fast, but the lockpicks also break twice as fast, etc. Bethesda knows about this issue, but wont fix it. The reason they won't is that this definition of how time works is written deep into the DNA of the engine, and for every game they make using this engine, they borrow code from one game to the other, and everything that happens through the passing of time, relies on this definition of "1 second passes each 60 frames". If they fixed the underlying issue, they'd have to scrap all the code that relies on time and rebuild that code. This is just another example of the issues you get when devs insist on keeping and updating an engine from 1998, "because that's what we're used to using", only putting bandaids on the absolutely worst bugs that pop up during development. Imagine making a new electric car today, and basing all it's fundamental design decisions on the first ever electric car (google it). Then you expect it's development to go well, and release this abomination of outdated technology into the same market as tesla, polestar, ford, rivian and others release theirs in. That's what Bethesda are doing. Starfield and ES6 are being built on the same engine. Can't wait to see how that goes.
it is october of 2021, fallout 76 got a huge discount on steam and i decided to try it after all the patches and updates and so on i decided to come back to this video to double check because i was getting up on a lookout after the nuclear station (mohonga or something), along the way i got hit by something, i thought it was a stray bullet or something, game is still buggy and i didn't pay any mind, then i kept going up and in the lookout itself there was this antibear trashcan and i thought to myself "huh, i wonder if i will find an invisible bear like the video" (sometimes foreshadowing is fairly obvious), i saw some makeshift walls in the distance and i got my sniper and crotched to see if there was something there, and i saw i was marked as [danger]. I looked around and didn't see anything, and i walked back, a moment later i get damaged again, then again right after, and i stay put, and then i am knocked down. THE INVISIBLE BEAR WAS THERE and it chased me for a while before a logged out it SHOCKED me that almost all the bugs in this video are still on the game, the guns don't explode, but the invisible bear? yup, there it is the heads duplicating, things not aggroing, naked men, the blink and miss, vanishing enemies, wrong weapon, the quest lists overlapping over the ammo, food and water hud, cargo drop hop, just power armor and so on and so on (sniff). bethesda really never changes, it has been 2 years and a lot of updates and not half of it is fixed yet
there's a stage in game programming where you work on the game's backbone, which is the game engine. some people in the game development circles refer to this stage of the game development as "shadow work", which is work that you will go without seeing visual representations of (for the most part), is like working under the hood of a car. the more you work on an engine the more you learn and add new things to it; but then eventually you get to a point where earlier features of a game do not account well for the newer ones you're introducing, forcing you to code around and make little exceptions here and there in your engine, over time this little exceptions pile up to a point where your not sure any more which exceptions are triggering where and causing chain reactions in the code. thats when is best for you to scrap and rebuild the whole thing with all the features in mind from the ground up, forcing you to do more of that dreaded shadow work. Bethesda does not want to do the shadow work.
That, or already have what you plan to do for the most part already planned out, only making incredibly small changes later on if you deem it necessary. Just tacking shit on as it comes to mind is a sure fire way to make the whole thing fall apart, forcing you to start over.
The amount of glitches that are still in the game to this day is insane and the ones where the enemies show up for a second me and my friends call the schizophrenic glitch coz it really makes you think
The seams in the rooms are small scale jittering. This means that the position where the parts of the building are "perfectly aligned" doesn't mathematically exist within their floating point arithmetic. At least not for all rotations. It is inherent to how the engine handles geometry. Most likely some (or many) devs pointed out the technical problems but some manager thought the problem was as minor as you said it was - and then made the executive decision to use "known and established tech" even tough those operations were never intended for use in that scale. Source: professional experience with 32-bit floats and Vector3f regarding jittering and it's occurrences.
As a relatively ametuer animator planning on making some scenery models, may I ask what Is the actual solution to this issue? Or proper prevention method?
It's clearly about as stable as a house of cards in a freakin' tornado, I swear people don't test their crap before they charge money for this broken garbage!
The tone you use when you say "I've played Fallout 76 for almost 100 hours" reminds me of AA meetings. I'm sorry, my dude. It's a disease and you need to heal.
In fallout 4, I remember a glitch where my entire character's skin turned into a fire texture. I was translucent so you could see right through me. I remember that I fought some flamers and that was when it occurred, but by god it was weird. It lasted for a while until I used power armor, which I think reset my textures. The armor didn't have a head though, so my head stayed being made of fire while the rest of my body was normal. It was weird and kinda funny, but it was a bit irritating.
Daniel Wilson that ends up happening a lot with effects. I had an electrified effect where there is lightning around you for a very long time, and it got so frustrating I created a new character and that was my main.
@@zynischekartoffel3779 yeah some texture issues literally can never be removed from avatars, one of my favorites is the glitched decapitated head, where you can basically break the game in a very specific way to remove your head and you'll just see a bloody stump, if I remember correctly there is no way to remove it, not even going back to old saves with the character (that's how broken fallout is). Btw when you first do it you cant equip helmets because the game knows you're heads been chopped off 😂😂😂
@@hunteradcock8023 The glitch isn't that you are decapitated, the glitch is that you survive. Also having no head means you cannot speak, which skips a lot of dialog but breaks some quests. If there was a way to undo it it would be very useful in speedruns.
I had it happen to me too, it was when i fought the big named assaultron in a DLC, not sure if it was Nuka World or the other about robots (damn I forgot all the names tbh)
Mad respect for your dedication to sinking your teeth into a game before critiques. Whenever I see that the length extends past an hour, I get very excited. Keep up the good work Joe! Truly, a worthwhile channel
“When are you gonna patch the game?” Bethesda: “Huh?” “When are you going to patch the game?” Bethesda: “Whats that mean?” “Like fix the bugs?” Bethesda: “Oh, sure. Here’s a patch that fixes 3 bugs and doubles the amount of the original.”
@@echoskelet When you fix a bug, one or more use cases may not get tested that use the same code. As a result, something else breaks. Real thing, unfortunately.
We expected an RPG with FPS elements and multiplayer with a new engine, instead we got a psychological horror game with RPGFPS elements and the Creation Engine.
It's been four years since this video was posted yet a lot of these bugs still exist in the game. It's crazy that FO76 is rated mostly positive on Steam with this many and frequent bugs.
ngl i played while on acid and it was really fun just because i got to witness all of the bugs in their glory but when i came down i realized i was playing fo76 and i uninstalled and never played it again
The vast majority of bugs were patched, the ones that do exist are rather minor and are not that frequent. It has positive reviews now because it's actually good.
I would love for one of those to show up in one of the 3d games. But not one Todd Howard has his hands in. If they ever let Obsidian make another one, I want my smart deathclaws back.
Contents
are below. But I suggest watching it all the way through first. This is for reference later.
The Beginning - 0:00
Duplicating Camp - 1:57
I Am The Robot King (I Can Do Anything) - 07:37
Voice Chat Zombie - 12:09
Naked Men - 14:59
Flickering - 15:58
(VATS Version - strobe warning) - 17:00
No Need To Aim - 18:04
Resisted Damage - 20:14
Super Sledge Chronicles (The Vampire Diaries) - 26:14
Death Acrobatic - 28:08
Stuck in Geometry - 30:01
Blink And Miss (Huh) - 31:46
Invisible Entities - 33:32
Vanishing Enemies - 36:02
Sudden Death - 37:19
Pop In Babies - 40:35
But There Was No Response - 42:51
Twas The Night Before Crashmas - 51:17
Quest Busters - 55:01
Plain Ol' Lag - 01:08:18
Watoga Special Robots - 01:20:00
Just Power Armor - 01:20:59
Cargo Drop Hop - 01:24:29
Damage Out of Nowhere - 01:27:55
Floats N Stuff - 01:29:52
Pop In Planet - 01:31:47
Catch The Gun - 01:33:43
Wrong Weapon - 01:34:21
Exploded Gun Models - 01:37:13
Two Heads Are Better Than One - 01:38:51
Scorched Special - 01:39:27
Doors - 01:42:21
Fire - 01:44:05
Rain - 01:46:02
Turn Around Bright Eyes - 01:47:39
Straaaaaange Shadows - 01:49:22
Dancing NPCs - 01:52:42
Scorchbeast Volleys - 01:54:08
Suspended Projectile; Magic Grenade - 01:57:26
Vanished When Dropped - 02:01:12
Warping Enemies (Engage) - 02:02:04
Pathfinding - 02:05:32
The Paintings - 02:07:17
One Punch Man (Super Sledge Fists) - 02:08:50
Bethesda's Bug - 02:10:10
Misc. Visual - 02:29:09
Misc. Weird - 02:31:40
Broken Rooms and Lighting - 02:39:46
The 1,001st Glitch - 02:50:47
hi joe joe anderson
hi joe joe anderson
Appreciate the dedication
Thanks for the strobe warning!!
@@Lolbabe37 agreed am sensitive to light
"My name is Joseph Anderson and I've played Fallout 76 for almost 100 hours," sounds like you're introducing yourself at a support group.
Am I not?
Honestly I’m fairly sure if you send this video to a support group for addicts to glitches they’d understand.
@@JosephAndersonChannel lol
Hi Joseph...
ROFL 😂
if you put this on to fall asleep to, you can astral project to todd howard and become his sleep paralysis demon for the night
Yea, it's cool, but you can't even scare him
Best comment of the decade
It just works
Is it normal that he asked me to buy another copy of Skyrim?
@@frogpilledtoadcel773 No. He asked me to buy 2 copies
*You hear 1001 faints "It just works." 's in the distance*
Little lies, stunning shows, it just wo-orks!
@@ExDee419 Overpriced open worlds, Earnings rise, just take my word
"And the code was 11037." LEON??
Me: has nearly 400 hours in breath of the wild on the WII U, has had the game crash maybe twice
This poor man: plays game for only 100 hours and literally finds a thousand glitches
I played new vegas and it crashed every minute solution limit to 2 cores
Friend of mine: has more than 1300 hours on GTA V, the game crashed probably 10 times
I played Twilight Princess for 600 hours and the weirdest thing was Links legs on rocks.
don't ask why I spent 600 hours on a single file in a linear single player game
@@unapersona100real6 that's odd. It is a running on Bethesda engine where its typical to crash often.
I have over 500 hours in hollowknight. Never crashed. I have over 3000 hours in all the dishonoured games. I TRIED to make dishonoured 2 crash. I actively tried. I knocked out every single enemy in the entire area, brought every body to a bridge. Bought the "killing an enemy spawns blood flies" then placed a spring razor in many strategic spots to kill over half the bodies, froze time, and fired a bolt at every spring razor. Hundreds of blood flies spawned and began to attack the few remaining bodies which spawned more blood flies along with making more animations. And it didnt crash. But then fallout 76 does this.
Honestly, I really liked your delivery in this video. It made it a lot funnier, I was expecting you to be laughing the entire way through but the stoic, slightly defeated tone of voice perfectly complemented all these hilarious bugs.
Like sweet and spicy.
@@yeeturmcbeetur8197 and sadistic
It's november 2020 and I can confirm that I've seen most of those bugs still in game.
Man, I had hear a lot about the bugs in the game, but I was surprised to find one literally a couple minutes out of leaving the vault for the first time. I had a found a tiny scavenger's shack with a cooking station, and I tried to use it but my character somehow got stuck in position trying to use it between an immovable area it was cramped in, and eventually the animation gave up, and then I couldn't hit any button to interact with anything at all anymore! I had to reset to clear it. And this bug experience was just earlier this year. lol
That last glitch he showed was the only one that actually scared me as of rn I have 1,309 hours played but I wonder how many hours I've lost
If we can have friendly NPC Deathclaws in Fallout 2, we can have them in a 3D Fallout game.
there is one in FO4
He probably spent more time listing these bugs than Bethesda spent building the game
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This was of course, Bethesda's fantasy.
I got so mad, I SHAVED, everything off my face!
The red army *gasp* he’s right fuck the bag
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I literally played this game for like 60 hours, enough to beat the game and get some cool weapons. I've experienced over 80% of the glitches in this video, and heard about the rest. Thats the worst part, they aren't occasional or isolated, every player experiences them all the time during every play session.
Not to mention how long it's been since this video came out
This is basically a documentary at this point.
I mean doesn't this serve the exact purpose of documenting the bugs he encountered. By definition it is a documentary
When your game is such a flaming pile of shit that someone can make a 3 hour documentary of all the bugs/glitches and dev failures.
@@MrBones-td6qn just think: he only played for 100 hours. This is the CONDENSED version. Holy shit Bethesda, you should be ashamed
Industry Software professional here. If I would deliver something like *This*. Let's say In my line of work 3D animated environments/simulations are a big part.
I would be thrown out on the curb... There are so many issues, that aren't just "bugs that happen" They are fundamental things that shouldn't be happening and anyone new in the Industry should know better. Like that duplication glitch. The simplest way to explain is that they, for some reason added the item which is just supposed to be an instance of an object , BACK to it's array ,IEnumerable. Instead of having saved in a different list of "items placed" or something like that, they just added another instance of the item. This is easier to demonstrate with the scope of Classes. Since there will be only *a copy* of a value passed. Not the real variable. Call by reference/call by value. Which is pretty basic and the only explanation I can think of, seeing this mess.
Mr. Bones this is not everything, there is WAAAY MORE
Almost rendered.
West Virginia.
Shitty screen tear.
No textures on the River.
COUNTRY ROADS, T-POSE ME HOME!
Good one
DOT. *A-pose
No one knows, how to program, canvas gone , take me home...
The Black Baron this, but un-ironically
I'll try to forget it all.
Some men just want to watch the world burn, while other just want to document the catastrophe. Neither will ever forget, but only one will have nightmares of the event.
Well bethesda forgot to finish the game so i dont think theyll care.
Hey Hey People Ss....
Woops wrong account.
play some obscure russian game again and you will.
I cant find your invisible bear video
“Offline mode, please make it”
Bethesda: how about we do that, but it costs *money*
1 hour offline mode for 500 atoms.
Even if its free I wouldn't try it
yeah i whas extremly pissed about this i hope there will be a new fallout thats going back to fallout 3´s and 4´s roots...
They implemented private servers at one point saying that people could play with only their friends... yeah, you had to pay, and the servers weren't even private.
@Dr. Despacito yeah thats basicly what i meant
Really stretching for that 10 minute mark
Lol
lmao .Really? haha
best comment, i died
im waiting for that one kid to reply
This is not stretching u stupid, the video is 3h long
I don't care if we're actually living in simulation because at least I can be 100% confident that if we are, it wasn't made by Bethesda.
probably unreal engine 6 or 7
CJ LEX I mean, Real Life does have glitches. Do you wonder why always one sock of a pair disappears.
@@naj4261 At least if you were in Bethesda instead of losing that sock it's floating above your bed in the morning
Idk about it not being Bethesda, I see people that look see through at this house that wasn't occupied.
@@naj4261 only if you're a rookie. Big Dawgs buy 12 pairs of the same socks every 2-3 months. When they start to wear out, donate them and rinse/repeat
So this is what 16x the details that todd was talking about....
he obviously pulled a bullshit promise out of his ass. Thats why you need scripts for this shit.
It just works
Vayne Fox ha ha ha 😂🤭 not the 16x that we really wanted lol
Sixteen. Not two or three. *SIXTEEN*
It just works
1:46:09 that's not just rain, that's your character's tears dripping in the inside of the visor
A man played Fallout 76 for over a hundred hours, this is what happened to him.
A man played Fallout 76 for over one hundred hours, this is what happened to his sanity.
Chubby Emu much?
JA is a 20 year old gamer, *presenting* to the GameStop with a pitchfork.
@@Zawmbbeh epic gamer moment
These are his stories.
If you ever encounter any of these glitches, just repeat to yourself
"It just works....it just works....it just works...."
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@@fatalduchessdineondirt6629 Of course this was Bethesda's dream of what would happen.
SailingOnThePrairie It just works!
@@zacoman2225 what actually happened was more backlash
@@rajtac-tts7015 Even the media started piling on.
My favorite glitch was one where the game just refused to add anything to my inventory when I picked it up, causing it to just cease existing. You name it, junk, weapons, ammo, food, it all dissolved in my hands. It was like God himself punishing me for the sin of greed.
Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong more like the sin of playing Fallout 76
The glitch I loved most was when the game crashed when I was on the loading screen because it saved me from playing the game.
It’s God Howard punishing you for playing the game.
That is not a glitch. That has to do with lag.
Lol
I think Tod Howard should write a 500 word apology to all the customers he lied to
It hardly just works
:'D he would have to do that for every game including Morrowind and further up
He should write an apology with 500 words *per* customer he lied to.
Todd
The original very naughty boy.
More effort went into this video than the entire game
to be fair they had to develop multiplayer for a dying engine but yeah
@@EriniusRainCat Fuck off
@@skaared02 Fuck off
@EthanRainCat Fuck off
So this is where CD Projekt Red took inspiration from when they were porting Cyberpunk 2077 over to last gen consoles
I doubt that several CDPR employees are ex-Bethesda
@@ricardohoang8452 woosh
@@OpasgegenLinks Bruh Jeff
@@ricardohoang8452 Stupid.
@@AppleOfThineEye Triggered dumbass?
Shout-out to when I was genuinely excited for this game, and now feel I can't trust anything stamped with Fallout now
Didn't expect to see you here RT
RTGame
“Almost heaven...”
Kept you waiting, huh?
WEST VIRGINIA!!!@@DatsRandom
*Entire city floods in background*
i rememebr your vid on the beta. your smile and optimism, gone
Joseph, my sweet boy. You have suffered for too long. Rest, my child.
Rest well, this night. For tomorrow, you set sail for the kingdom...
Of Daggerfall.
*Thunder*
Your profile picture makes this 5x more funny
100 hours of 76, 50 hours of no mans sky... I have to respect this selfless soul showing us the depts of hell to keep us on the right path of quality.
He suffered so we do not have to. Joe Anderson is our personal pizza lord and savior.
@@TheFreshestResh he also finished darkest dungeons
When your game has a DOCUMENTARY about its glitches, you’ve done something wrong.
Or something very... right
A 3 hour documentary at that.
Do you sell frogs? And drugs?
As the wise Todd Howard once said it just work's
i was your 667th like hehe
Can we all just appreciate how he actually warns people with epilepsy and remembers to say when it’s safe to come back? Fucking applause for that man. I’m not epileptic but it’s always bothered me how people say to “look away” and never say when it’s safe to look back
I was just the 76th like on this, I feel dirty
I think he said it too early because I still see the glitches
Dead meat the TH-camr has a sound to look away and a sound to come back
both unneeded if you have epilepsy stay off the internet
@@99splashing77 That would be a major hinderence in the modern world for the epileptic
When you have enough glitches to fill out the same run time as watching The lord of the rings.
Justin Theobald underated comment
Problem is at the time that wasn't all of them
@Insanity accurate
You could watch an entire Star Wars movie in the time of this video
@Insanity lmao they said "an entire movie" not the entire series. Also just the 3 trilogies together so no spin off movies like Rouge One you're looking at 20 hours for the main 9 movies
>ive played F76 for 100 hrs
i applaud you for your sacrifice
Press F to pay respect...
F
He did it so we wouldn't have to
The hardest choices require the strongest wills...
The real sacrifice will be the player who earns a whopping 20 Atom Caps for playing 7,600 hours of the game. It's in the challenge list.
"The volume slider is lagging"
I'm in tears holy crap that's just incredible
@@eleven99 You were supposed to destroy them not join them
@@JK-bg3wx bring balance to the environment! not drive it to freeze!
This ... does put a smile on my face
@@atmbm5261 Bethesda: Reality can be what ever I want
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Jesus Christ the „blink and you‘ll miss it“ would fuck me up.
I suffer from psychosis so....that would just make me believe I was having an episode.
"That was acceptable but I'm mostly just nitpicking"
Video of robots clipping in and out of the world spawning out of thin air and lighting is freaking out while the player teleports back to the door he came out of
*It just works*
I mean...acceptable to Bethesda's standards.
@@brokentoaster4231 "Things aren't up to the usual Fallout standards."
@@AppleOfThineEye *Nuka Rum flashback intensified*
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I hate it when creators stretch out a video to that 10 minute mark for extra AD revenue
Justin unrelated to the video step up your game else commenting algorithms will take you off your game.
How many shurikens do you throw daily?
@@_vallee_5190 Lol wut
You clearly just went to video without any knowledge with this channel previous content
I knew he's joking lol
@@cocoroach_ok it probobly is a joke you know
"My name is Joseph Anderson and I've played Fallout 76 for almost 100 hours."
Weird flex but are you okay?
I think it's more of a cry for help/plea for a mercy killing.
Is it tho?
I think he has brain Damage
The crashes are Todd Howard preventing you from playing video games for an unhealthily extended period of time. Bless his soul.
I think so too after a few hours mine crashes.
"It's safe to look back at the screen now."
No it isn't, I still see Fallout 76!
Oh god its a terrible sight!
@@Leviathan56 indeed
It is actually a pretty good game now. if you haven't tried it you should.
@@nightmarezer0507 what matters is first expressions
Interestingly enough, people somehow still defend this, while Bethesda fucked up again, like a week ago. :') pure display of absolute incompetence on Bethesda's part.
1001 glitches
100 hours of gameplay
10 glitches per hour
But....16x THE DETAIL!!!
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He was kinda generous with numbering them. There are plenty more
Lucas Yunusic 4x the size of fallout 4 but with 100% less content.
I am curious as to what the fuck 16 times the detail even means. I work in environmental artistry ish and props and I still do not get that. 16k nope, 4k nope okay. More foliage maybe fuck if I know. Just a fancy word people toss around.
Lucas Yunusic LANDSCAPE TECHNOLOGY
@@Grimeaper devs: how do we make the world seem prettier?
Father todd: g o d r a y
They aren't bugs, they're features to signify your character undergoing radiation poisoning.
DUH
(this comment was proudly sponsored by Todd Howard)
(.5 atoms have been added to your account)
welcome to the zone stalker cheeki breeki
Iain MacLean 16 TIMES THE DETAIL
Even when he talks about one glitch, there are like 5 little glitches within that one glitch lol
Relalg wka
glitch-ception
The 5005 glitches of Fallout 76
Well, that's the case of most glitches in games. One glitch is often caused or linked to other glitches so they can happen. For a glitch as big as Fallout 76 to happen, you need at least 1001 glitches.
That's how you know you made a quality product
When I saw raining inside I get the warm feeling, because rain under the roof is the holy tradition of every Bethesda game from Morrowind. I am glad that they stick to traditions.
Traditions of incompetence. People keep buying. I mean....we all known that if Elder Scrolls VI dropped tomorrow, it would sell 15 million copies.
I think it'd be cool if in futures games there's a side quest that results in someone making it rain indoors.
@Lux Aeterna I know that man, I am just joking )
Nothing like jumping up Vivec's covered stairs and the rain still falls on the screen. FANTASTIC
the fact half of these bugs are still here 5 years later is so sad
"My name is Joseph Anderson and I've played Fallout 76 for almost 100 hours" - I'm very sorry to hear that
HA! 😑😑😑
"Games Critic" lol
@@nexusofice9135 cope
@@UlsterRedGuard I am sure he does.
Dear lord... I thought it was just going to be direct clips from him playing with Mandalore... He actually explains the glitches as well?! Such a mad man!
U L T I M A T E TH-camr.
The explanation made this so much better, if it was just a litany of clips or a music video or something, I'd have probably drifted off within five minutes.
and he said the entire thing was UNSCRIPTED!!! mad man absolute legend
I find Joseph's voice to be oddly....enjoyable to listen to. Like, a lot of American accent creators don't have that easy-listening flow that a British speaker or such has (at least to my fully American-accented ears, lol). But in Mr. Anderson's case...it's different. You could listen to him for...heck...nearly 3-hours, without it grating or being bothersome. In fact..that sounds like a great plan ! (hits Play on this video) :-)
3 hours, Joe? 3 hours? Oh gosh, I can’t tell if this is a dream or nightmare
it's called
*_P E R F E C T I O N_*
This is the Ultimate Fallout 76 Glitches video
this is why he is on another level than other TH-camrs.
when does a dream become a nightmare?
But remember folks, long critique isn't deep critique!
I know this is a year old, but I found it by accident and having played this game at launch, I AM SO HAPPY someone documented some of these hiccups. It brings back some horrible memories in a sort of fun way looking back.
And I still say Todd Howard needs to be let go.
How will he do voice over for TES 6 if he's fired?
You think 1 man is the reason for all these glitches? There’s got to be many people over there that are part of the problem. Not saying he’s not part of the problem, but he’s not the whole issue.
I think Tod gets way too much hate - he's probably just a puppet, reading what some higher-ups gave him, not being aware what the state of the game was, because everyone was afraid to break it to him. I don't think it's as simple as "Todd bad". He's a spokesman for the company, but is he the one making all the decisions? I doubt it.
@@unfa00 Nah dude cmon we need to all disregard logic in favor of pinning Todd as the judge, jury, and executioner of Bethesda.
Never in my worst dreams would I have assumed it was this bad. No amount of people stating they can't go 2 minutes without encountering a bug is as enlightening as a video just outright showing you the immense variety of glitches in great detail.
And yet the f76 subreddit is full of delusional people claiming this is the best game they have ever played. mind blown
And there are people defending this saying that they've never encountered a single glitch in this game.
@@ink4852 a lot of people still can't see the difference in an actual lag caused by internet/server issues and FPS slowdowns.
Do not expect delusional people to know what a glitch is. There is a reason a lot of them are just outright happy with broken stuff. They don't know better and they refuse to learn.
@@MihaiCornean
They aren't delusional. They're paid to say that. These are million dollar games for a reason, and now you know where the money goes! PR = bots and paid liars
ravemastaj do you also think that the moon landing was fake?
Just gonna say I really appreciate the flickkering warning before and "It's safe to look again" after.
while it didn't bother me personally. i'd say 1:54:21 deserved a warning too. I might be mistaken tho and it has nothing to do with really fast flickering
The inclusion of that was very thoughtful
A small update: Many of the bugs are still there. Like enemies just standing around, falling through the map, problem with power armor, missing items and a few others. But it doesn't really interest me. Played it on Tuesday for the first time for 2-3 hours and was more than disappointed.I should have listened to this video. But the Atomic Shop is well stocked and gets new stuff regularly! So whoever has a few bucks there...
Death acrobatics too
Hold on a second. These bugs are kinda similar to other multiplayer mods like the oblivion online & skyrim together mods.
Did Bethesda Plagiarize from the community again?
Wouldn't be suprised.
I'd have to say it's an inherent flaw of trying to online-ify the engine.
Definitely a engine based problem, this engine definitely isnt meant for multiplayer.
Freshly Memed wasnt the originla engine made flr open world mmo?
@@tostadorafuriosa69 being made for something and being fit for something are two different things.
Credit to him for actually saying when the flickering stops. Somehow every other TH-camr who gives a warning for epilepsy never addresses it again.
Also they usually do it after it's flickering, unlike him
Surprise rave party.
@@lchrt4069 surprise hospital visit
@@Ike_of_pyke Surprise God visit
Yeah I don't even have epilepsy but I notice that. They just say "flashing lights warning" and then never say how long it lasts. Same with spoiler alerts. Like how far ahead do I have to skip or hold my ears? Otherwise the warning is a little useless.
It's was really funny to come back to this video after some time has passed, and the Wastelanders DLC just came out, and they only managed to fix a small handful of these bugs. Instead of 1001, there's now about 776.
If you really looked all the patched glitches are probably still there
The 776 makes it more immersive
He'll yea it does
what's worse is Bethesda won't let us mod this one so we can't just fix the damn game ourselves like the community usually does.
@@kazmark_gl8652 well as the mighty todd howard said it just works
The internet historian brought me here
me too
Me three
Me four (i couldnt resist...)
Me Five
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They have to RENDER the loading screen despite it standing STILL?? WHY NOT JUST TAKE A PICTURE AND USE THAT
Displaying a picture is still a render, just from a static resource. Rendering a simple scene ingame should, SHOULD always be faster than rendering an image. It is industrie standard to prefer ingame renders over static's such as pictures.
@@OfficialRID Why do images take longer than rendering an ingame scene? I know very little about programming, but why shouldn't rendering an image be faster than building a new scene everytime the game loads?
@@Mika_MewMew they don't load better/faster. but they have a lot of advantages compared to static images The point of in game render is that it can move/rotate around so it looks good, it also looks consistent not with just the rest of the game, but with the graphics settings themselves.
You can also make shure to randomize the scenes and never display the same too many times without having a shit ton of pre prepared static images gobbling up space and memory.
@@sosig6445 Hey, thanks for the overview of the advantages over static images, especially with that last part; I remember filling my splashscreen folder for Morrowind with pretty, high-detail pictures, because the originals didn't look too good, and now the folder with only 6 images is like 250MB in size. I guess the space, that high-res images take up, is a really strong argument for rendering ingame scenes
@@sosig6445 GTA V uses pictures and I prefer it.
Fallout 76 is like the Fyre Festival of video games
I had this exact thought when I was watching Internet Historian's video on it. Bethesda straight-up lied to consumers in the marketing. Todd unironically, not even exaggerating, deserves jail time for this.
Or the Titanic of video games, though Sonic 06/Forces can be considered that too.
@@funninoriginal6054 What the movie or the event? Cause the movie Titanic was pretty good, imo.
@@Shadethewolfy
The event i mean, the movie was good.
@@funninoriginal6054 ahh alright, thanks for clarifying :D cause there are a few weird people who don't think Titanic was a good movie.
43:52 funny how this glitch is literally baked into bethesda games because this still happenes in starfield
i've had that happen in oblivion once come to think of it, i also saw a video of one of the npc's turning stretchy in starfield, that's also a bug from oblivion.
The 'half-assed T Pose' is actually called an A Pose. It is a different default pose, useful for making animations. (T Pose is for modeling clothing.)
Daniel Graham He stopped at an ‘A’, when he could have been a ‘T’.
@@MillywiggZ He french-fried when he should've pizza'd.
Thanks nerd
Okay? Still shouldn't happen after a game launches lmao
At least not as often as it does (or used to, haven't played in months so idk if it's different) in 76
Hi Joesph, great video! And I think I have an answer for why some of those glitches happen.
From my over 2k hours in skyrims creation kit I can tell you that most of the AI not properly attacking or running away or standing still and not doing anything is the result of that area having bad or no NAVmeshing put in place. NAVmeshing is the invisible navigation mesh that bethesda uses to separately place overtop the ground and objects in their games which allows the NPCs to know where to walk, plan routes based on schedules and where you are, and what they can get around or climb up. Usually it can be auto generated to get the basic mesh and then tweaked to make sure any missed areas of the auto generated mesh missed don't fuck up NPCs, but it seems in 76 they didn't even bother trying to fix it. The player character has free movement so they don't need it, but NPCs do.
The problem is if the NAVmesh is poorly done or doesn't exist, NPCs will glitch out and not know what to do. This can result in them standing still in front of you because they know where you are, but can't tell how far away you are so they just glitch out and can't perform any function (they just get stuck trying to figure out where you are so since they can't move they can't move on to trying to attack).
Shit NAVMesh can also cause NPCS to attack in place or face the opposite way because that's where it's glitchy mess of a code can determine is the closest and most efficient way to attack you. It can also stop NPCs from talking to you because they can't determine if they are on flat ground, not being interrupted by something, and are stable enough to be able to talk. It also can result in situations like the ghouls that run away from you once you go under the staircase because they are trying to find an alternative mesh to get towards where you are (because there is no NAVmesh under the staircase, because OF COURSE they decided not to bother) In many cases all this can also lead the AI to think it's falling because it can't tell where the ground is, so they can get fall damage at random times (which is what might be happening with the essential NPCs constantly losing health)
I have a feeling that a lot of the NPC issues (obviously not all because this game is a mess) could be fixed by fixing the navmesh. It's a huge (if not the main) part of making every single bethesda game since morrowind. Without it NPCs don't work, and it seems with 76 they really fucked up on doing that.
skillest thanks for the info, now we know even more that Bethesda’s being lazier than a damn sloth
@skillest I'm asking you cause I have no earthly idea, but could the pvp rules (one hit negated to engage) be interfering with pve enemies?
That makes a lot of sense.
Makes perfect sense! That would explain why the mole miner people didn't enter the tent Joseph hid in, but it doesn't explain a couple things.
I can underatand that for this game the higher ups wanted it out the door asap with the assumption that they could just patch it later, but skyrim and fo4 had some similar problems with its NPCs, and those games had a proper amount of dev time. Is it just that the Devs are incompetent, that they don't understand their own engine and need to strip all the old shit out of it and start from scratch (cuz their engine is fine, it's just the stuff Bethesda put on top of it that's the problem), or does their team just not have enough people (cdpr has 3x Bethesda's staff for example).
Do you work for Bethesda or are you an independent modder? Because if a modder knows more about their own engine than the company itself, that's pretty shameful for them. But if you work for them, that would mean that they know what is wrong with this AI issue and still did nothing, which is equally as bad.
Hey pretty cool video Jo-
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51:48 for those who want to listen to the poem again.
You’re my hero
How can you release a game like this with a straight face?
Well according to a recent interview, Todd said he knew the launch was going to be rough, but he gave some explainaition to the effect of "it doesn't matter if we launch poorly, we'll update it and make it great".
@@kukulkanlordofcas4931 Yeah, I just heard about that too. Problem is Bethesda doesn`t "launch poorly and update to make the game great" anymore, they just launch poorly and update to make the game playable.
Simon 'Two Questions' Randall I feel like Bethesda and EA are best friends, both do the exact same to players
@@tanner5809 EA is maliciously greedy. Bethesda's just incompetent and lazy.
Lucky Striker
Im curious what may happen if Bethesda is bought by EA or EA is bought by Bugthesda.
Imagine EoS thats co-built by the two companies merged as one.
Actually no, both joining would proly open a rift to the Warp, Chaos and Slaanesh itself.
"what's the new engine?
"there isn't one"
OH NO
th-cam.com/video/kkDMz2ml0gw/w-d-xo.html
OH NO
"Drake wheres the new engine"
"Ita right there i drew it with a magic marker"
OH YES
i love that when mandalore and our boy joe start losing their minds over the launcher crash glitch, they just use the Todd Howard motto "it just works"
This game has the polish of a Joseph Anderson liveStream
WOW.
Sick Burn my dude, sick burn
DAMN SON.
Low blow, mate. rofl.
WELCOME TO THE RUB A DUB SUB CLUB
The best thing is how he would be showing a glitch, but would then encounter ANOTHER glitch while doing that
Honestly, some of these would make for a great psychological Survival Game that's meant to mess with you, if they were refined to be intentional, like the randomly getting hit while walking around, and the enemies in the distance that appear for .1 seconds
The sky randomly changing, the rain inside
The ideas just keep coming. This is genius
Damn, closest I've seen with a similar schtick is _The Magic Circle_ , which is unfortunately 1) a comedy and 2) explains what's going on right at the beginning. Don't think I've seen glitching out like this in a survivor horror yet.
The latter yes, the former...no, having the game randomly take away health from you is just dogshit
@@dodojesus4529 If it has Health regeneration, and the random hits didn't happen when in an event that can get you Killed it could work out.
Small refinement to my past thinking
@@QueenLayla39 with a lot of refinement it could work but id still not be sure how much it would add to the horror.
The glimpses of enemies though could really ramp up paranoia
As I'm rewatching this, it once again strikes me how ridiculous this is. Before I switched majors I studied game-design and if I had turned in a project on 3D modelling or level design with seams and gaps all over the geometry I would've gotten a failing grade for that. And here's a "triple A" full-price product with geometry leakier than a colander. (Aside from the rest of the mess obv.)
“This video is going to go through all the glitches I found in the game”
-video is 2hrs 57mins 14secs long - oh boy
He said he cut stuff out because it was just a lot of the same too.
Wow 76 minutes of glitches!
Well, that means only 3% of his time played was glitches, right?
@@Overquoted "Only" being closer to 5% with the cut stuff. But that is a lot when you think about it. That is a rate of 3-5 glitches per hour all varying lengths. Some took up a few seconds and stuff like that bat took over a min.
I think 5% is being generous beyond reason. The poor server performance means nearly every interaction with an enemy has some degree of jank, but he's not going to post every combat interaction. There are plenty of bits here where he showed a bug but after the clip ends he is still exploring a broken room, or dealing with a broken enemy, or whatever. This is an abridged version of the glitches at 3 hours long. Not to mention his hundred hours is made up of who knows how much terminal reading, holotape listening, or laying down hundreds of campfires wasting time so you could boil the hundred hours down as well. The bugs poison the user experience of the game constantly.
I would love to see from the perspective of someone just playing normally seeing you and your robot army heading down the street
"I am the Mothman." - Joseph Anderson, 2019.
Goo Goo ga-Joob
Rhaenyra Reigns time?
@@pizzatime4700
Just watch the video...?
Rhaenyra Reigns no
Fuzzy Dunlop I found this comment and I fucking love you. Hilarious reference
At 2:53:30 you guessed it, buddy. The flow of time is absolutely tied to the framerate in the game, and that tells you everything you need to know about this shit show of a game engine.
See, there's two methods of calculating time in a game. The way all non-bethesda games have done it since 2005: Tie time with your computer's internal clock on the motherboard. Want 60fps? Draw 60 frames inbetween when the motherboard clock says each second passes. The benefits of this are many, but the biggest one is that you can have unlimited fps without messing with the game's physics and other functions.
Then there's how bethesda do it, tie time to fps. For time to pass at a stable rate you now need to lock the fps to a certain number, let's say 60. Each mechanic that acts through time now depends on there being drawn 60fps each second. You dropping frames absolutely means the game thinks you played 76 hours when you did over 90. Another fun thing you can at least do in fallout 4 is if you mod the game, upping the fps to 120, time now runs at 2x speed. You run, shoot, talk twice as fast, but the lockpicks also break twice as fast, etc.
Bethesda knows about this issue, but wont fix it. The reason they won't is that this definition of how time works is written deep into the DNA of the engine, and for every game they make using this engine, they borrow code from one game to the other, and everything that happens through the passing of time, relies on this definition of "1 second passes each 60 frames". If they fixed the underlying issue, they'd have to scrap all the code that relies on time and rebuild that code.
This is just another example of the issues you get when devs insist on keeping and updating an engine from 1998, "because that's what we're used to using", only putting bandaids on the absolutely worst bugs that pop up during development.
Imagine making a new electric car today, and basing all it's fundamental design decisions on the first ever electric car (google it). Then you expect it's development to go well, and release this abomination of outdated technology into the same market as tesla, polestar, ford, rivian and others release theirs in. That's what Bethesda are doing. Starfield and ES6 are being built on the same engine. Can't wait to see how that goes.
>looks at video length
*HEAVY BREATHE*
Grab the popcorn dude, one hell of a ride ahead.
the absurdity of almost every single one of these glitches makes this one of the funnier videos ive ever seen
love you mr. anus
look who's alive
You excited to speedrun this masterpiece?
Fallout 76 nuke% when?
tomatoanus the sheer number of glitches in this would make a main quest speedrun fun.
This is what happens when you jump from 4 to 76 skipping 72 games.
At least they had the courtesy to include the "best of" of bugs from all existing Bethesda games in this game.
Nice job copying RTgame's comment bruh
@@Nick-hr2gk didn't see the comment he copied :)
@@Nick-hr2gk You can be original?
...skipping 70 games. You're skipping 5 to 75, which is 70 games.
it is october of 2021, fallout 76 got a huge discount on steam and i decided to try it after all the patches and updates and so on
i decided to come back to this video to double check because i was getting up on a lookout after the nuclear station (mohonga or something), along the way i got hit by something, i thought it was a stray bullet or something, game is still buggy and i didn't pay any mind, then i kept going up and in the lookout itself there was this antibear trashcan and i thought to myself "huh, i wonder if i will find an invisible bear like the video" (sometimes foreshadowing is fairly obvious), i saw some makeshift walls in the distance and i got my sniper and crotched to see if there was something there, and i saw i was marked as [danger]. I looked around and didn't see anything, and i walked back, a moment later i get damaged again, then again right after, and i stay put, and then i am knocked down. THE INVISIBLE BEAR WAS THERE and it chased me for a while before a logged out
it SHOCKED me that almost all the bugs in this video are still on the game, the guns don't explode, but the invisible bear? yup, there it is
the heads duplicating, things not aggroing, naked men, the blink and miss, vanishing enemies, wrong weapon, the quest lists overlapping over the ammo, food and water hud, cargo drop hop, just power armor and so on and so on (sniff).
bethesda really never changes, it has been 2 years and a lot of updates and not half of it is fixed yet
I was very curious about the current state of the game and hoped they could somehow redeem it. What a shame.
This comment should be pinned!!!
I'm surprised you thought they would be patched.
Bathesda doesn't care about quality. Only money.
Bethesda. Bethesda never changes.
If you preordered this Fallout
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 glitches
And I'm still not done
- Todd Howard
Man perfectly sums up my words, Lovely person.
Joseph Anderson: I have no idea what is causing this.
Developers: We too.
Todd's ban-shotgun: BAN!!!!!!!
there's a stage in game programming where you work on the game's backbone, which is the game engine. some people in the game development circles refer to this stage of the game development as "shadow work", which is work that you will go without seeing visual representations of (for the most part), is like working under the hood of a car. the more you work on an engine the more you learn and add new things to it; but then eventually you get to a point where earlier features of a game do not account well for the newer ones you're introducing, forcing you to code around and make little exceptions here and there in your engine, over time this little exceptions pile up to a point where your not sure any more which exceptions are triggering where and causing chain reactions in the code. thats when is best for you to scrap and rebuild the whole thing with all the features in mind from the ground up, forcing you to do more of that dreaded shadow work. Bethesda does not want to do the shadow work.
That, or already have what you plan to do for the most part already planned out, only making incredibly small changes later on if you deem it necessary. Just tacking shit on as it comes to mind is a sure fire way to make the whole thing fall apart, forcing you to start over.
That sounds like a nightmare. Glad I'm not in that field.
Its the problem that comes when people don't understand the logic of what they're trying to accomplish
The game looks like just like Fallout 4. It probably is Fallout 4 underneath.
@@elephystry its actually oblivion underneath.
During one of my sessions in 76, I was permanently on fire. It didn't hurt me but was very distracting.
gotta love that intimidation effect tho
Yes it just works
Boy...I can imagine the Xbox One or PS4 controller constantly rumbling like a damn vibrator or something.😅😅😅
@@RedWolf777SG it just works
@@RedWolf777SG Thanks, now I'm jealous of OP.
Jesus Christ, Roblox games are less glitchy than this.
Thats because the engine is at the very least competent
for real? did roblox get a huge upgrade in the last 4 years?
Lily even a new lighting system
Lily
Yes. Thankfully.
Lol yeah ur right
“It just works”- Todd Howard
Sweet little lies.
"Sometimes it doesn't just work..."
-proceeds to monumentally fuck up anyway
@@The_HappyHollow Monumental foreshadowing.
Technically the game does work... at a really bare minimum level of working.
The amount of glitches that are still in the game to this day is insane and the ones where the enemies show up for a second me and my friends call the schizophrenic glitch coz it really makes you think
The seams in the rooms are small scale jittering. This means that the position where the parts of the building are "perfectly aligned" doesn't mathematically exist within their floating point arithmetic. At least not for all rotations. It is inherent to how the engine handles geometry. Most likely some (or many) devs pointed out the technical problems but some manager thought the problem was as minor as you said it was - and then made the executive decision to use "known and established tech" even tough those operations were never intended for use in that scale.
Source: professional experience with 32-bit floats and Vector3f regarding jittering and it's occurrences.
stefan kuhn interesting comment. I had no idea about thsi
As a relatively ametuer animator planning on making some scenery models, may I ask what Is the actual solution to this issue? Or proper prevention method?
Inconsistencies caused by floating point calculations and positions are something that always interests me.
Considering how fucking ancient the engine is I wouldn't be surprised if it used 16 bit floating point arithmetic
what ever you said yes
1:48:55 "The error in reason that I'm making is that I'm assuming that the game was tested at all, and maybe it wasn't."
Indeed!
It's clearly about as stable as a house of cards in a freakin' tornado, I swear people don't test their crap before they charge money for this broken garbage!
After 100 hours, your brain would be fried too.
They used Old Game Engine and renamed it.
The tone you use when you say "I've played Fallout 76 for almost 100 hours" reminds me of AA meetings. I'm sorry, my dude. It's a disease and you need to heal.
If he played FO76 for 100 hours, and found 1001 bugs, he'd be finding 10 bugs PER HOUR, which is 1 bug every 6 minutes.
Jesus christ.
I'm glad I avoided that little slice of hell, personally. I knew it would be a mess the moment it was announced.
I played it for 124, and got my money’s worth, but still will probably never play it again.
44:03 “he’s got a nice hat though” a man of good priorities I see
In fallout 4, I remember a glitch where my entire character's skin turned into a fire texture. I was translucent so you could see right through me. I remember that I fought some flamers and that was when it occurred, but by god it was weird. It lasted for a while until I used power armor, which I think reset my textures. The armor didn't have a head though, so my head stayed being made of fire while the rest of my body was normal. It was weird and kinda funny, but it was a bit irritating.
It would be utterly BRILLIANT if it was an invokable deliberate feature though.
Daniel Wilson that ends up happening a lot with effects. I had an electrified effect where there is lightning around you for a very long time, and it got so frustrating I created a new character and that was my main.
@@zynischekartoffel3779 yeah some texture issues literally can never be removed from avatars, one of my favorites is the glitched decapitated head, where you can basically break the game in a very specific way to remove your head and you'll just see a bloody stump, if I remember correctly there is no way to remove it, not even going back to old saves with the character (that's how broken fallout is). Btw when you first do it you cant equip helmets because the game knows you're heads been chopped off 😂😂😂
@@hunteradcock8023 The glitch isn't that you are decapitated, the glitch is that you survive. Also having no head means you cannot speak, which skips a lot of dialog but breaks some quests. If there was a way to undo it it would be very useful in speedruns.
I had it happen to me too, it was when i fought the big named assaultron in a DLC, not sure if it was Nuka World or the other about robots (damn I forgot all the names tbh)
Ok that poetry was absolutely stunning. What am I even watching
At what time in the video?
@@bitnev the "twas the night before crashmas" part in the description
Mad respect for your dedication to sinking your teeth into a game before critiques.
Whenever I see that the length extends past an hour, I get very excited. Keep up the good work Joe!
Truly, a worthwhile channel
That first glitch had me dying 😂 I can’t imagine people walking through the streets and they freak out by seeing 64 chests as a tower
Imagine the large scale cookout you could have with that immense amount of cooking stations.
“When are you gonna patch the game?”
Bethesda: “Huh?”
“When are you going to patch the game?”
Bethesda: “Whats that mean?”
“Like fix the bugs?”
Bethesda: “Oh, sure. Here’s a patch that fixes 3 bugs and doubles the amount of the original.”
FluffyPurpleUnicorn facts lol
Update Size: 50 gb
@@alexbonifacio4004 How does that even work? How does one create more bugs.. lmao.. 50 gb ? Holy hell
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, bash it around, 279 bugs in the code ~
@@echoskelet When you fix a bug, one or more use cases may not get tested that use the same code. As a result, something else breaks. Real thing, unfortunately.
holy guacamole
Hey, I just found your channel this week. You've got some good vids
Really puts into context how absurd it is for the developers to ban people over their own (the developers) mistakes.
Is this the final nail in the coffin for your Fallout 76 videos?
those ''blink and you'll miss it'' bugs would drive me up the walls and also that questlog is a giant eyesore.
Those are the kind of glitches that make you question your sanity. "Did that really happen or was that just my imagination?"
We expected an RPG with FPS elements and multiplayer with a new engine, instead we got a psychological horror game with RPGFPS elements and the Creation Engine.
It's been four years since this video was posted yet a lot of these bugs still exist in the game. It's crazy that FO76 is rated mostly positive on Steam with this many and frequent bugs.
whales gonna whale.
ngl i played while on acid and it was really fun just because i got to witness all of the bugs in their glory but when i came down i realized i was playing fo76 and i uninstalled and never played it again
The vast majority of bugs were patched, the ones that do exist are rather minor and are not that frequent.
It has positive reviews now because it's actually good.
@@singed420snowinit9 "actually good" homie you cant fight more than 5 enemies at once without stuttering. even 2077 is fixed up to that point
@@obsidiancrow450 nah man its actually fun now, i havent seen really any bugs lately and the new content makes it feel like an actual fallout game
This game brought me a lot of joy...I never bought it but watching the train wreck from the sidelines has been extremely entertaining.
2:36:10 Fallout 2 has intelligent, sentient, talking and friendly deathclaws. So why shouldnt one of those have escaped and taken on Trading?
I would love for one of those to show up in one of the 3d games. But not one Todd Howard has his hands in. If they ever let Obsidian make another one, I want my smart deathclaws back.
if you go on webtoon there is a hole comic about sorta the same thing.
canonically they all died
all of them
despite being fan favorite faction in f2
thats why
@@toweringrobot6511 name?
@@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 deathclaw desu ga