Cadian Drop Troops Pay the Price | A Fustercluck in ArmA 3 40k

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  • An interesting operation, all things said and done. A slow start, intense middle and dark end, what fun. Hope you all enjoyed, this was one of my favourites of the recent Fusterclucks. On a roll, it seems.
    What unit/clan is this?
    This is my unit, the Cadian XXth. Casual milsim, roleplay and all those weird ops that you never get to play in your normal milsim group. It can be found in the discord: / discord
    We've got a poster of us now too, done by an amazing artist: store.yogscast.com/Cadian-Poster
    What is this mod?
    A combination of Grimdark Armory & There is Only War. GDA was used for most of the weapons, aircraft and vehicles, while TIOW was primarily used for the uniforms.
    The enemy airstrikes were handled by Drongo's Air Operations combined with Drongo's AI Fire Support, which let the enemy forward air controllers call in Blood Pact aircraft.
    Are you SovietWomble?
    I wish. Video definitely has inspiration from the likes of Soviet and Max0r, but I try to strike a nice line for telling a story, humorous edits and actual gameplay. I try to put out a video every three days, hence why not every single video will be a Fustercluck or not as long or detailed as I'd like. Time constraints are a problem.
    Music (in order of appearance):
    To War! - Jo Wandrini
    The Disapperance of the Unmoved Mover - So Vea
    United We Stand - Brightarm Orchestra
    Wasted (Instrumental Version) - Wellmess
    Silent Motion - Phoenix Tail (Digby's music)
    Dancing Through the Stars (Instrumental Version) - Wellmess
    Cadian Blood (Instrumental & Vocals) - Stringstorm
    Stringstorm was kind enough to let me use their music in the video. You can check out the full song below, or grab it from their store. They also have a whole host of other music, focused on 40k.
    • HMKids - Cadian Blood ...
    store.stringstorm.info/
    Game:
    store.steampowered.com/app/10...
    ------------------
    Livestreams:
    / rimmy
    Discord:
    / discord
    Twitter:
    / rimmy_downunder
    Second Channel w/ Full Stream VODs:
    / @rimmyjerrybeansman
    #warhammer40k #arma #fustercluck
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  • @gaintrobotsrulez
    @gaintrobotsrulez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2241

    “Where is your emperor now imperial?” “Give it a second be seeing him soon” Last confirmed radio transmission from Sergeant Simpkin

    • @56bturn
      @56bturn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      "He is with me. Right here." *Grenade pin clicks*

    • @Darkoriax17
      @Darkoriax17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Where you see one man…I SEE FOUR.
      Astartes: ??? See four? …wait, OH MY KHOR-BOOOOM.

    • @statton35
      @statton35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Darkoriax17 oh my God the road is on fire

    • @admiralyeet6151
      @admiralyeet6151 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Darkoriax17 HA

    • @statton35
      @statton35 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Druid of Scosglen it can always be more on fire.
      “Zee’s Vaffle munchers never figured out that Alucard backvards ist…”

  • @svalfish1716
    @svalfish1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2321

    "The enemy has gained air superiority. What AA assets do we have on the ground?"
    "Commander Rimmy with a bolt pistol"
    "yeah we'll be fine"

    • @davisdelp8131
      @davisdelp8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Real fine

    • @yellows5748
      @yellows5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Very fine

    • @thomasravard7127
      @thomasravard7127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "Fine? aren't they actually already out of the air since we've got commander rimmy?"

    • @thealgorithm3412
      @thealgorithm3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@thomasravard7127 even Commander Rimmy has to reload sometimes

    • @FearlessLeader2001
      @FearlessLeader2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Some real "Wait, they only sent two aircraft?!" vibes

  • @smexyskelator3209
    @smexyskelator3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5502

    Simpkin is like that one imperial guard who threw himself before the arch traitor horus to save his god-emperor

    • @whyamihere5732
      @whyamihere5732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

      Ollanius pious

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      Hail the Guardsman

    • @asingularkriegsman3316
      @asingularkriegsman3316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      The only thing that would have made that ending better is if he yelled cadia stands.

    • @user-ew9sq5iw5w
      @user-ew9sq5iw5w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      I mean, Ollanius Pius (for better or for worse) was a Perpetual. And a Soldier. Which means he got around.
      There is a nonzero chance Simpkin is of that holy bloodline.

    • @NeverLookBackOnce
      @NeverLookBackOnce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      That is why I love the guard

  • @Wooper160atThePond
    @Wooper160atThePond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4843

    Heretic Astartes: "Do We take prisoners?"
    Cadian Guardsman: "I don't"

    • @arrow1985
      @arrow1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      “He always did hate those heretics”

    • @loganwhitney8471
      @loganwhitney8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Nice reference my dude, that definitely suits the moment 😁

    • @camboodstnone3645
      @camboodstnone3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      It's better to die for the emperor than to live for ones self.

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      You sir, win the internet.

    • @sidedace1512
      @sidedace1512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Guardsman: “We have not the facility to take you all prisoner”

  • @pipleaf3850
    @pipleaf3850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2133

    Simpkin, Imperial Saint of middle fingers.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Tbh, the fething cleanup work ahead of Lord Gulliman is so blatantly monumental that there might actually be some dispute over that position...

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2392

    "The Cadian field manual contains a detailed guide on how to deal with enemy Astartes. It involves explosives and preparing yourself to Chad stride to the Emperor's side."

    • @davisdelp8131
      @davisdelp8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Best chad

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Reminds me of all guardsmen party and blowing up traitor astartes with promethium tank while faking surrender, that and chad red army soldiers

    • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
      @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Commissars: When there is something scary in the front, put something scarier in the back

    • @darrylhammett63
      @darrylhammett63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ELITESrBAMOFOS945 The Prussian army defined discipline as "Having your soldiers be more afraid of their officers than the enemy".

    • @CubeAndPixel
      @CubeAndPixel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@aisir3725 Crisp lives in our hearts

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3336

    Simpkin is the embodiment of "today a pebble stops a landslide". Pure Imperial Guard.

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      That is perhaps the best philosophy to be put to a Imperial Guardsmen and I frickin love it

    • @lachlanbold8319
      @lachlanbold8319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      When the Emperor saw that, he got off the Throne and saluted Simpkin.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      The White Scars remember Simpkin and honor his name. May he be called upon to defend the Emperor's honor, in this life or the next.

    • @DarkDodger
      @DarkDodger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself."

    • @paulborisiv519
      @paulborisiv519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Imagine having a medal created in your name

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2063

    "Let's all nicely, nicely-" *BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
    Death or victory. He chose both.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      DEATH AND GLORY!

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Only in Death does Duty end
      And Cadia isn't Dead yet!
      *raises Banner in Defiance*

    • @fixerdv
      @fixerdv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Do or die
      I prefer Die but DO!

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *In life, battle. In death, victory.*
      -motto of the 481st Kriegers, "Hellwalkers"

    • @jh-fs2ww
      @jh-fs2ww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Victory needs no explanation, and defeat allows none.

  • @jordinagel1184
    @jordinagel1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    That ending really gives me flashbacks to The Clone Wars.
    Droid: Uh, do we take prisoners?
    Heavy: I... don’t. *presses detonator*

    • @thefilthiestofcasuals6565
      @thefilthiestofcasuals6565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *Kaboom and sadness and epic star wars followed*

    • @brotherkhrayn3525
      @brotherkhrayn3525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      RIP Domino Squad

    • @Dankumemes
      @Dankumemes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@brotherkhrayn3525 echo is still alive. haven't watched bad batch, but in season 7 echo was still alive

    • @brotherkhrayn3525
      @brotherkhrayn3525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Dankumemes yeah, I know, but still, rip the rest of Domino squad

    • @Dankumemes
      @Dankumemes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@brotherkhrayn3525 fives hurt the most man, he was close

  • @Aaron-io8vw
    @Aaron-io8vw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4384

    Rimmy and his bolt pistol is the the most effective Anti Aircraft battery in the 41st Millenium

    • @ewanthescot5497
      @ewanthescot5497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      do you mean rimmy himself is the most effective AA weapon... ever?

    • @KaoretheHalfDemon
      @KaoretheHalfDemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@vladtheimpailer1769 I don’t really know what that means BUT I assume its really good.

    • @DoubleTrouble-li5wi
      @DoubleTrouble-li5wi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They really need to find a way to mass produce him as a weapon of war.

    • @gaintrobotsrulez
      @gaintrobotsrulez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @kirk_Petzer “Bane of Black skies”

    • @chunkysweirdtoaster3081
      @chunkysweirdtoaster3081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Rimmy should be the name of an anti-air weapons platform

  • @Spudtron98
    @Spudtron98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "Where you see one man, I C4!"
    "See four?"
    (Realises exactly what he meant)
    "When you get to hell, tell 'em Simpkins sent ya! ...And then apologise on my behalf for the inconvenience!"

  • @fearthewolf1175
    @fearthewolf1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    “Let’s just be real, real,”
    *proceeds to pull all the grenade pins*
    “CADIAN.”

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *Let all know the name of he who was defiant to the last, and beyond.*
      -final line of the order that immortalized Guardsman Simpkin as an Imperial Saint

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Let's just be real, real,... CADIA STANDS
      *boom*

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was so awesome I nearly threw up. I'm not even kidding

  • @alexandrearbel8069
    @alexandrearbel8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Soldier to Emperor :
    "Was I a good Soldier ?"
    "No .. I've been told you were one of the best."

  • @MrMustang1945
    @MrMustang1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    At the end there: “Uh, do we take prisoners?”
    “I don’t.”

    • @rustyshackle8000
      @rustyshackle8000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Simpkin always did hate that village..."

    • @kiwisontoast
      @kiwisontoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poor Hevy.

  • @cobbleturd6978
    @cobbleturd6978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1942

    That grenade was straight outta the CW with Heavy "Hey err.. Do we take prisoners?" "I don't know about you, but I don't"

    • @roguerazac7071
      @roguerazac7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh yes!

    • @logion567
      @logion567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      all Heavy said was, "I don't"

    • @calumdeighton
      @calumdeighton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Real Star Wars moment for me. A reason to like Clones.

    • @djcuevas1057
      @djcuevas1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Droid: do we take prisoners?
      Heavy: I don’t.
      Detonates entire base killing fucking everything.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Droid: do we take prisoners
      Heavy: I don’t
      Also heavy: space allah akbar

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3205

    Simpkin shall be ever immortalized in the annals of Cadian history

    • @aaronmontecalvo7709
      @aaronmontecalvo7709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

    • @Shalopa9
      @Shalopa9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      More accurate that he will be forgotten by normal men just like many many other guardsmen, but the emperor will always remember!

    • @slightly_irish71
      @slightly_irish71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Reminds me of Hevy

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Shalopa9 Hah the Emperor doesn't give a fuck, he sits on his throne and suckles on the suffering of his people uncaring... now Papa Nurgle, there's someone who'll care for you!

    • @cruelmilk4465
      @cruelmilk4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Barnaby Duggan heretic

  • @rachelsyverson6992
    @rachelsyverson6992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2323

    Every time I hear a Digby speech I just see how long it is until artillery happens

    • @EslayerTM
      @EslayerTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol right

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is Digby the guy that sounds like Rhys Darby? He cracks me up every time

    • @armistancer
      @armistancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @calumdeighton
      @calumdeighton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Um, Mortars or Howitzers? Or an AT gun straight to the face? Or the back of the head.

    • @hakeemram914
      @hakeemram914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tends to follow him don’t it

  • @Fixxate
    @Fixxate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    That man at the end giving his life to kill just one more heretic is what makes this a warhammer op

    • @Star5aII
      @Star5aII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Not just a normal heretic, a Emperor damn Astartes Word Bearers. He made Cadia and the Imperium proud.

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@Star5aII 2 of them in fact! No wonder he was lying down, not even an Imperator Titan could have lift those balls

    • @goat5136
      @goat5136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@yochaiwyss3843 only 1 was killed but hey, an IG for a SM is not so bad. He made both Big E and Khorne proud.

    • @tadhgmcelligott3693
      @tadhgmcelligott3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@goat5136 rimmy had invincibility on cause he was finishing up the op so if he hadn't it would have been 2 dead chaos marines so I'm counting it as 2.

    • @blakeverdon4492
      @blakeverdon4492 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tadhgmcelligott3693 This a year old already but I feel the need to clarify / confirm, Rimmy's controlled heretic definitely died while Digby's, I believe, survived.
      We start the ending clip from Rimmy's perspective and he is blown back and killed by the explosion. We then get the other heretic's perspective where we see this one is injured but still standing and moving around.
      You can also tell just by listening to them talk. Rimmy's voice is clear and loud in the first part of the clip, but when we switch to the other's perspective, his voice gets further away as he is blown away from Simpkin's explosion and the other heretic.

  • @Obsidianen
    @Obsidianen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    At the end: "That is where you are wrong good sir! For where you see one man... I C4!" *Pulls the pin*

    • @rafengamer6296
      @rafengamer6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lol! That's one way to put it. 😆

    • @samuelthestrange4804
      @samuelthestrange4804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *groans at audacity*

    • @IanCaine4728
      @IanCaine4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sir Penwood for the win!

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "See four?" *realizes and is stricken by grief and fear*
      "When you reach Hell, tell them Penwood sent you."

    • @IanCaine4728
      @IanCaine4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@KingDerpy13 "...and then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience."

  • @Schinak
    @Schinak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    That Grenade at the end was true 40k greatness moment right there

  • @zeropointfusion7679
    @zeropointfusion7679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    "Let's just be real, real..."
    *Grenade goes off*
    "CADIAN BLOOD PAID THE PRICE, NOW WITH FERVOR IN THE FRAY! THOSE WHO WRONGED THEM SHALL THEY SLAY!"

    • @PJR7297
      @PJR7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It is a great song

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PJR7297 What's it called, and is it on Spotify

    • @krootlord2
      @krootlord2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ladywaffle2210 Its called "Cadian Blood". Not sure if its on Spotify, but here's the link to the song on YT :) th-cam.com/video/uKT-f9F9tvY/w-d-xo.html

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      God, that song and that moment made me both shed a tear and shed the blood of some heretics for the glory of the God Emperor

    • @tr3siqus3
      @tr3siqus3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was EPIC

  • @crowdazzle8054
    @crowdazzle8054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Simpkin went down in a blaze of glorious HELLFIRE

  • @aknightsentertainment4756
    @aknightsentertainment4756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Stringstorms cadian blood was a perfect touch at the end.

  • @cameronclark4480
    @cameronclark4480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    12.10 "technically praising the emperor"
    Screams Holy words in Japanese

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Battle Cry of the Hatamotan 103'rd Regiment of the Imperial Guard

    • @jackstrange4588
      @jackstrange4588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ah yes and also the Emperor himself is related to three major men of the second world war, Joseph Stalin of the USSR, King George IV of Britain, and Emperor "quad chin" Hirohito of Japan

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean 12:10

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Russian for god, tsar and fatherland would be technically praising emperor too

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jackstrange4588
      Ehh... "Tzar", "Kaiser" and such all became variations on "Caesar" (pronounced KAI-ZAR), which was a cognomen of a sub-family within the Julii, and, since 69 AD, became a general title for emperor. Technically correct, but doesn't *sound* right...
      It would still fit better to praise Him as "Ave Imperator" instead of "Ave Caesar". We're not in the Mojave here.

  • @Marcooos93
    @Marcooos93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    Lore wise I love how the drop troops get great gear and training but because the Guard’s ability to plan is on par with Marines Malevolent’s respect for life they have like a 0% operational survival rate

    • @szsdg2591
      @szsdg2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      That is what happens when you are supposed to cooperate with force intentionally designed to not work well with you.

    • @mrlegodude96alt2
      @mrlegodude96alt2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Hey you know how 99% of our military is really really slow to advance and the majority of our wars are prolonged sieges? Let's make a force that depends on us moving really really quickly to link up with them before they're wiped out

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mrlegodude96alt2 Elysian Drop Troops and Harikoni Warhawks: Are we Jokes to you?

    • @Marcooos93
      @Marcooos93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@weldonwin yeah they get Dicked over constantly. Usually they get dropped behind enemy lines and then the Guard links up with their skinned and molested corpses 6 months latet

    • @pingun96
      @pingun96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      does not help that they are always deployed in the "worst case scenario" too. They are an elite force that is supposed to only be used in extreme circumstances, which, obviously doesnt help their chances of survival.
      Though in general 40k lore, even though many battles are written about as being "7 minutes till the guardsman dies". The majority of wars and battles are not as gruesome. A lot of "irrelevant" aka majority of campaigns and battles are pretty small scale with "normal" losses. Though these battles seldom matter when theres litterally a million different places to be sent to, let alone die in.

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "I'M FLAVOR TEXT IN HUMAN FORM!"
    -Digby on his resumé, aptly describing his entire experience.

  • @avionprime8757
    @avionprime8757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "priest extra holy" was the best pun i've heard all year

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    "Flavour text in human form"
    Doesn't make him any less awesome, though! 😁👍

  • @cptjackpl8690
    @cptjackpl8690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1672

    "Cause you're Scottish, you're all called Rob"
    I mean he's not wrong

    • @aregulargamer1
      @aregulargamer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Just like aussies are all called Bruce.

    • @calumdeighton
      @calumdeighton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We had someone called Robert the Bruce I will grant you. But we also had someone called William Wallace as well ya know.

    • @ryanmurray7941
      @ryanmurray7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Havnae seen wan scot called rob

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok Rob

    • @ArawnNox
      @ArawnNox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Even the SR group has a Scottish member named Rob.

  • @patrickwilliams7695
    @patrickwilliams7695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    14:20 CADIA BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!

    • @onatyungul872
      @onatyungul872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      NO!!!!! CADIA STANDS BROTHER, Planet broke but Guard never did.!!!!

    • @Algoth_Bit
      @Algoth_Bit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@onatyungul872 I will never get tired of that saying. May have been a defeat but god damn was it glorious.
      Cadia was the planet and the planet broke before the Cadian Guard did.
      It literally took rendering the whole fucking planet asunder to bring them down and they still went down fighting and actually managed to evacuate 3 million people, how fucking badass is that for a regular joe? xD (considering what a regular joe is in the 40k universe)

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cadia never fell. It was merely placed in strategic reserve so that the entire Black Crusade might be destroyed by outflanking them with an entire planet.

    • @nathancongdon248
      @nathancongdon248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Flanking them with a planet” 100% sounds like a WH40K move

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Algoth_Bit as the planet fractured. As the line itself frayed. As all was doomed and dying, the guard took the breaking line in their bloodied, calloused hands. And held it. To their last. Bitter. Breath.

  • @DoubleTrouble-li5wi
    @DoubleTrouble-li5wi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    *Humming intensifies*
    "I have become a god!"
    "Really?"
    "Can you not feel my power and might!"
    "I guess... What should we call you?"
    "Flavour text."

  • @JeffrevinYT
    @JeffrevinYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    4:34
    "this is terror, we're currently in a glorious charge against the mortar position!"
    "good copy terror, tell me how well it goes at the end, out"
    me, an intellectual: *bold of you to assume there will **_be_** an 'at the end'.*

    • @DanDoesDnD
      @DanDoesDnD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well they never called back did they?

  • @nickypenn5841
    @nickypenn5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    14:20 That act of utter stubbornness, fearlessness and loyalty, that even the grim *Korpsmen of Krieg* would give props to.

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    13:48 objective: *survive*
    14:20 last objective: *become human*

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      And in one final instant I was human again

    • @CaptainFirespitter
      @CaptainFirespitter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nice reference.
      Also, what an epic ending!
      CADIA STANDS!!!

    • @thehavoccompany-a3
      @thehavoccompany-a3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@derekmensch3601 A HALO: Legends reference?
      _A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!_

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      alan westmoreland My god. Another fan of Halo Legends.

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@derekmensch3601 I need you to have the strength to do what you've never done.

  • @AtholAnderson
    @AtholAnderson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I
    I am one man;
    But I stand among many.
    I may die:
    But ten thousand shall take my place;
    I stand against horrors uncounted;
    But I do not despair.
    I am an Imperial Guardsman,
    I am the Hammer of The Emperor,
    And,
    I
    WILL
    NOT
    YIELD!

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I may be small, but I will die a colossus.

  • @SimpkinSlice
    @SimpkinSlice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    If chaos comes a calling remember the words of this Saint *Ya Yeet*

    • @SimpkinSlice
      @SimpkinSlice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tennōheika Banzai may work as well but your mileage may vary

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Praised be the saint!

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More upvotes for the Patron Saint.

    • @commissarrichardson2715
      @commissarrichardson2715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You fight more like a krieg guardsmen than cadian to be honest

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@commissarrichardson2715 I doubt a krieg will even think about surrendering at the first place...

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    shoutout to Simpkin for that masterful sacrifice right at the end.

  • @Kortegard0341
    @Kortegard0341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Simpkin: damn, never thought this would be the way we go out.
    Chaos Astartes: we?
    *Explosion*

  • @luigiff3431
    @luigiff3431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    14:20 it's just like that clone wars episode
    Virgin B1 battle droid-"Do we take prisoners?"
    Chad Clone Trooper-"I don't"

  • @aquila4460
    @aquila4460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2901

    Did the guy in the end suicide bomb two traitor Astartes with a fake-out surrender?

    • @Schinak
      @Schinak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      yes

    • @thealgorithm3412
      @thealgorithm3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +797

      he did his duty to The Emperor

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      That was the most precious moment of this video

    • @therubberducktube
      @therubberducktube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

      There is no surrender to the arch-enemy, fake-out or otherwise. Simpkins merely put down his rifle so that he might better operate the grenade.

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@therubberducktube Is not trickery one of many weapons the Emperors soldiers should wield?

  • @rangerholladen5824
    @rangerholladen5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The honorable kamikaze at the end with stringstorms Cadian blood in the background brings a tear to my eye.

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    I as an Imperial Fist hold respect for the Imperial Guard. Though few rise above the bare minimum respect I give you valiant men, but that glorious Cadian Simpkin gave his life killing 2 detestable traitors? He has my respect. I will do as well as I can to send his family a purity seal commemorating his sacrifice. May the Emperor protect that valiant guardsman Simpkin.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The White Scars remember Guard Simpkin's sacrifice for his and our Emperor. In His name and for His glory, the guard gave his life. We all shall follow his example.

    • @drumrollplease4079
      @drumrollplease4079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      May the Emperor’s Light guide those on Simpkin’s path of honor.

    • @irondragon1785
      @irondragon1785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ronan Rafter *SALUTES IN MEMORY OF A BADASS GUARDSMAN WHO GAVE HIS LIFE TO KILL A TRAITOR*

    • @zeus28frenzy
      @zeus28frenzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      May the emperor protect simpkin

    • @Wesley-1776
      @Wesley-1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *that one Imperial fist that spends his free time in the imperial hall of records sending notes and purity seals to the family of fallen guardsmen*

  • @scribblerstudios9895
    @scribblerstudios9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    That ending krak grenade to finish off a Heretic Astarte! Cadia is proud of her Son today.
    Side notes: That heretics legs! His legs!
    And I can hear Sim yelling "EAT SHIT HERETICS!" on his way to the Emperor's Light
    Edit: Holy shit my most liked comment to date...

    • @SYKRAL1
      @SYKRAL1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The second Astartes didn't die, but it is still significant that a single guardsman managed to take out a space marine. That's like taking out two MCU professor hulks who got smushed into one body but still have all the organs of both

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, It was a gernade

    • @true_Canadian419
      @true_Canadian419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was a very badass ending

    • @rafengamer6296
      @rafengamer6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tried so hard to hear Simp say that, but still a very badass way to end it: taking a Chaos Space Marine with you! Lol

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rafengamer6296 He didn't, it's more a theoretical thin

  • @honorguard7836
    @honorguard7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    Imperial navy: lets get drunk whilst flying boys

  • @zacharysiefer8272
    @zacharysiefer8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The heritic astartes flying away after the grenade. His legs were what got me rolling.

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    14:09 now that is an example of what every guardsman should strive for.

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Digby: *I'm flavor text in human form*
    Me: you also bold italics when shooting guardsman.

  • @valravn5735
    @valravn5735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    -"Sir, we have developed new, super effective AA unit, with great mobility, versatility and capable of operating in harsh conditions."
    -"Sounds great, but no weapon is flawless."
    -"Yeah, about that...
    he's an aussie."

    • @egoist920
      @egoist920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      HMAS Sydney once tried and failed to shoot down the planet Venus, but it's been uninhabitable since!

    • @jimmycochran4587
      @jimmycochran4587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even better

    • @pozgaming4665
      @pozgaming4665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@egoist920 Which one, the Town-class CL, the Leander-class CL, the Majestic-class CVL, the Adelaide-class FFG, or the Hobart-class DDG?

    • @aaronstorey9712
      @aaronstorey9712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pozgaming4665 ALL OF THEM

  • @Darfeyn
    @Darfeyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    14:22 When you don't have any respawns left near the end of an operation, and you just have to make your death counts.
    That was great, from the beginning till the very end! And that ending is surely one of the best to this day!

  • @Scrungelz
    @Scrungelz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    That is hands down my favorite ending to a fustercluck

    • @thefilthiestofcasuals6565
      @thefilthiestofcasuals6565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the only moment I think that rivals this in "epic ness" would be the elevator scene from the zombie op and Kenneth

  • @commander0460
    @commander0460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "Does anyone hear that knocking?" Is a reference I was not expecting to hear in this video, but i'm very pleased to say I understood it!

    • @kolman3178
      @kolman3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sadly I don't understand it would you explain it please?

    • @thefilthiestofcasuals6565
      @thefilthiestofcasuals6565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Plz explain I’m a smile brained

    • @pacofman841
      @pacofman841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Hang on that's a reference? I just heard knocking

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@pacofman841
      Valks haunted.

    • @azreanaibrahim2721
      @azreanaibrahim2721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it was Slaanesh patrols ....

  • @flawedpyro4650
    @flawedpyro4650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Still waiting for someone to go "I don't have the firepower but I've got the mass" and just ram a valk into something

  • @kingq1741
    @kingq1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    14:29, you can hear private Simpkins voice laughing from the Emperors Halls at the Traitors

  • @approximateCognition
    @approximateCognition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    天皇陛下万歳!
    "Technically praising the emperor"
    This kind of stuff is why I love this channel!
    (Edit: typo)

  • @marethyu7593
    @marethyu7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The grenade at the end and all I hear is the Black Templar at the bottom of a pile of furries pulling the pin of a grenade saying the following:
    *No Mercy.*

  • @darrmine1633
    @darrmine1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Simpkin was a true cadian, fighting to thr end.

  • @TheManOfWar13
    @TheManOfWar13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    At the end there I was thinking "Is he going to pull a grenade and try to take them with him?" and sure enough he did. He shall forever be remembered!

  • @ArawnNox
    @ArawnNox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Simpkin at the end still tickles me, even after seeing the VOD. The best part is before that they were making jokes about bringing extra Krakk Grenades to deal with the Astartes.

  • @quimble2177
    @quimble2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It took me till the end to realise. That’s an instrumental of Cadian blood in the background. Good taste my dood.

  • @guyb-s3410
    @guyb-s3410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Only thing that would’ve made the end better is if he yelled ‘CADIA STANDS!!!’ or ‘FOR THE EMPEROR!!!’

    • @trantrungnam612
      @trantrungnam612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well we can put that in our propaganda leaflets to inspire men and women to join the Guard.

    • @carterclary6637
      @carterclary6637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      God I want to put proud of the guardsmen or something, BUT I CANT BECAUSE DONT KNOW THE LORE AND I WANT TO

    • @DanDoesDnD
      @DanDoesDnD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@carterclary6637 guardsmen are just the soviet unions WW2 strategy on a galactic scale, and Acadia is one of the more famous guardsmen worlds, as it underwent a siege sp massive and powerful the planet itself shattered.
      But ever more, the Cadian guardsmen stood.
      The held the line.
      Cadia stands.
      (Seriously just look up some 40k lore videos, play em in the background when you are doing dishes or somethin.)

    • @carterclary6637
      @carterclary6637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaimera Orzechowski Aight so basically Cadia was basically Stalingrad

    • @gabrielcamargo3010
      @gabrielcamargo3010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Carter Clary Yeah, but if Stalingrad was nuked, multiple times, and the red army didn’t gave up. I recommend the The Templin Institute video about Cadia, it’s beautiful

  • @soic9690
    @soic9690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Simpkin's sacrifice at the end gave me chills bro

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Achievement Earned:
    *Wall of Heroes*

  • @FinnishKossuGaming
    @FinnishKossuGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Pity the Guardsman"? NAY I say. HAIL THE GUARDSMAN!

  • @ravenmiller6376
    @ravenmiller6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I could only imagine Rimmy's heart when sitting and editing the video in the end where he thought THAT SONG FITS TOO WELL. The sudden Adrenaline rush he got from listening to the song while thinking back on the moment when it happened 14:20

  • @ThiccNoodlez
    @ThiccNoodlez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That ending, damn it reminded me of that episode in Clone Wars where Fives and his squad mates no longer were declared Shiny's and that one scene where the guy with the Gatling blaster took himself and the CIS droids out in a suicide act solely to bring down the base and alert the Republic.
    Droids: Uh, do we take prisoners?
    Heavy: I don't. *Boom*

  • @gundam2jimmy
    @gundam2jimmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    14:00 so epic that song.
    And so funny the "The moments gone, f*** off."
    Just lol.

  • @Captain_Rhodor
    @Captain_Rhodor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love the varied suicide charge battle cries at the end XD
    Also, I believe that Rimmy now has a grand total of two kills and two assists against aircraft using small arms.

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still an impressive count. --Nice changeling btw--

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    " You're the last guardsman left. "
    Simpkin: " No... where you see one guardsman, I C4. "
    " See four? BY THE DARK GODS, N- "

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    13:47 The Emperor shall welcome these brave heroes in his great hall of martyrs. I have no doubt that they deliberately chose to protect the rest of their fellow valiant soldiers as they left, giving the machine spirit time to carry His troops away from the battle. Only in death does duty end. 14:28 And he is the most valiant of all. Also, that's my favorite fucking stratagem in the tabletop game.

  • @MrTux-tw4ld
    @MrTux-tw4ld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:20 "FOR THE EMPEROR!!".

  • @xavierrodriguez8432
    @xavierrodriguez8432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    AND RETRIBUTION SHALL BEGIN WITH ASTERIA

  • @ArchineerRob
    @ArchineerRob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Zulu Campaign: "Has anyone noticed, our shadows don't have hats on?"
    Cadian Campaign: We've one upped you, you bastards! 12:37

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Heretic: does he have a grenade?
    Simpkin: no
    Simpkin: you have a grenade.

    • @theshadowwalker8244
      @theshadowwalker8244 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once I pull this pin it’s no longer my issue it’s your issue

  • @flyingfish5054
    @flyingfish5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Band of Brothers 2: Imperial Boogaloo

  • @gorkypower
    @gorkypower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    13:53 NO MAN WILL BE LEFT BEHIND OR THEY WILL KILL UNTIL THER DEATH CADIAN ARMY IS BEST ARMY

  • @user-ew9sq5iw5w
    @user-ew9sq5iw5w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Rimmy. Somehow you have consistently found every reason I love the Imperial Guard in these videos. Highlighting the awesome things and showing the brave men and women in the Guard... and the idiots who are the brave men and women's fire support.
    I love all of this. Simpkin is truly one of the Holy Ollanius's Descendants.

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Drop your weapon Imperial."
    Ok let's all just be real nice now- *FOR THE EMPEROR!*

  • @MZZE-my7hz
    @MZZE-my7hz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "good copy the priest is extra holy" this mans reaction time on that joke is top tier.

  • @saphirone8030
    @saphirone8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    On this very day, Simpkin showed that even Chaos Astartes break before the guard does.

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:04 the only choice a true soldier of the Emperor would make heretic!

  • @lucasahumada6913
    @lucasahumada6913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Heretic Astartes:does he have a grenade
    Simpkin:no you have a grenade

  • @crowcaller8734
    @crowcaller8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That has got to be one of the best Arma3 videos and THE best ending to one I have ever seen in my life

  • @internetfriend6701
    @internetfriend6701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I loved the speech Rimmy gave against Fury when that one Thunderbolt strafed them

  • @killianasheart5175
    @killianasheart5175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh I LOVE the use of Cadian Blood towards the end. It’s too perfect.

  • @smugwendigo5123
    @smugwendigo5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Simpkin: "somone call an ambulance, for you!"

  • @CaptStarlight
    @CaptStarlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Simpkin shall be forever known as the Emperors finest.

  • @PeterButchens
    @PeterButchens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *technically praising the emperor* japan ahead of the times. The future is now... or well about 75 years ago

  • @Animefan1803
    @Animefan1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END!
    Simpkin is a perfect representation of a Guardsmen.
    If the enemy does not fall by the wall of guns, he shall choke on Imperial blood.
    CADIA STANDS

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That suicide bomb explosion at the end was the cherry on top of an amazing video. Let that mans actions be inscribed into the chapters of Imperial Guard military history.

  • @zillazima8390
    @zillazima8390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That ending. Haha I love that! He rather die then give up the Imperial guardsmen loyal soldier.

  • @Asa-ov9mj
    @Asa-ov9mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Chaos marines: Surrender Imperial!
    Simpkin: No, i don't think that i will.

  • @internetfriend6701
    @internetfriend6701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "let's just be all behaving nicely, yeah? Let's just be real, real-"
    *CADIAN BLOOD*

  • @literallyatoaster4942
    @literallyatoaster4942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    that was a great ending fit for a cadian

  • @commissarvenn2084
    @commissarvenn2084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That guardsmen’s sacrifice has been noticed by the comasarry. guardsmen will be informed of his noble sacrifice and death in the name of the emperor.

    • @dewit6076
      @dewit6076 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forever remembered in the books.

  • @CaptainFirespitter
    @CaptainFirespitter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I think I’m not the only one who thinks this, but I believe we all agree with one thing:
    Simpkin isn’t just any Imperial guardsman.
    He IS the imperial guard, and everything they represent.
    Shitty equipment, poor armour, dying in droves for an uncaring galaxy filled with endless unspeakable horror.
    And yet, no one.
    NO ONE.
    Has bigger grit, resilience and sheer force of will and bravery, like the Imperial Guard.
    He died standing.
    God speed, Simpkin.
    He’d definitely make for a fine Cadian and possibly a Kriegsman with that sacrifice.
    Also side note...
    HANG 10 BRO!!! 😂

    • @alexanderlloydmendoza979
      @alexanderlloydmendoza979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure he died while prone

    • @dewit6076
      @dewit6076 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexanderlloydmendoza979 I like there are people like you who point out the minor shit like this.

  • @marcusalm7350
    @marcusalm7350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Omg, that ending!
    And StringStorm! Love it!

  • @colelacroix3445
    @colelacroix3445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Respect to that last guardsman he died but took two word bearers with him something most guardsmen will never do

  • @CrystalTeacup
    @CrystalTeacup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cadian Blood before I saw this video: a pretty good song, with a bit of emotions. CADIA STANDS!
    Cadian Blood now: an epic song. For the Emperor. All hail the Patron Saint Simpkin!

  • @Cptbravo221
    @Cptbravo221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Guardsman did his duty to the end may the emperor's angels carry him to his side

  • @phantommauler3602
    @phantommauler3602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:10 A true Cadian Trooper, through and through!!! x'D