“The killer of men that I hate” Scion of house moneybags Son of Highking Miran Slayer of every enemy of man May the machine god sing praises to his champion
"Fabricator-General, one of our cohorts as managed to send a chimera into space at relativistic speeds, beating even warp travel speeds" "We must secure this technology at once, also, want an oil margarita?"
14:07 When an Astartes goes flying over your head like that, it’s time to just turn around and leave. Anything that can ragdoll an Astartes that hard can do so much worse to you.
From the point of view of the space marines (Who cant speak nor understand binaric) a random techpriest aproached the weird dreadnought, blabbered some random noises to it and the thing just decided to squish it without further explanation
I am now mentally imaging an Ultramarine slowly looking down on the now liquified tech-priest, then slowly craning his head up to the knights vision slot with a visible "But why tho." look on his helmet.
I'm trying to leave comments pointing out funny quotes and moments but this video is *SO* chock full of iconically hysterical lines and slapstick I can't get them all. I will take the time to mention that the credits music is positively bonewarpingly perfect. 14:23
3:13 Honestly, an entirely understandable and probably correct decision XD 6:03 I love the return of Unenthusiastic Tech Priest and the Stressed-Out Lordship Also, I like your haircut, Jay :)
14:12 *Corrupted Skiitari lures whole explorator cohort into a slaaneshi trap in an attempt to turn them into the Dark Mechanicum* -- Circa, 41000 th Millenium.
Here is a good one: Lord Horrik Canorem, Knight Valiant Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame. Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto. Slayer of the Lion of Essa, the Triumphant, the Light of Stars and the Eradicator
GET A CUP OR PERISH gamersupps.gg/rubix Ad Mech was a faction I’ve been wanting to play as for a while in Arma so today is the day! Also I’m only now realizing how DUSTY my mirror was when I took that selfie. Anyway thanks for stopping by the video and consider leaving a like if ya enjoy! Helps a bunch!
Hello, I am the 2% that care what you look like. I was under the assumption that you were in fact a raptor. I am severely disappointed and my day is ruined.
"It's awful I hate it here" Yeah that sentence can just be copy and pasted onto any Warhammer 40k situation. And also 95% of the situations Ignis is a part of, that's quite the funny coincidence.
It is now my canon that there is a techpriest that sounds like a pirate in the mechanicum. "Yar, time to kill some hereteks in the name of the Omnissiah... Yar!"
I don’t actually care what you look like, but rather I find it intriguing the guy that _sounds_ slightly like Badger also _looks_ slightly like Badger.
if space marine 2 and arma 3 combined, it would make hands down the best game ever. and also rubix I hope you make more vids on space marine 2 campaign or just of space marine 2.
I've never played a single Warhammer game, tabletop or videogame, but from the lore I've read, the Mechanicus get all the best toys. Such as the Transuranic Arquebus, which was used to turn traitor Astartes to paste in this op, Radium weapons, which impart lethal amounts of radiation onto the user, and blades that vibrate at just the right frequency to cut through six inches of titanium armor plate. All wrapped in the beautiful crimson cloaks and religious fervor of the Techpriests and their loyal Skitarii.
Holy moly. Years of watching Rubix…and I finally see his face. It was as glorious as coming before the golden throne and witnessing the imperial majesty of the Emperor himself!
If the Omnissiah did not will us to steal all the funny green boxes, he would not have made them so conveniently steal-able
Time traveler?
How
@@Lokiiiii1352 patreon member most likely
It wasn't public when they commented. 😅 little trick to help analytics
METHUL BAWKSES
Rubix: shows face
Me: oh, okay
1 second later
My brain goes back to thinking of him as a guy in a raptor suit and a microphone
I could still be a guy in a raptor suit when I record, you'll never know
@@RubixRaptor
O:
@@RubixRaptorI knew it you are a lizard furry
@@RubixRaptor now u need to to a facecam stream but in one of them blow-up T Rex halloween costumes
@@Wolfbroa*Scalie
14:05 Bless the Doppler effect. Nothing is as funny as hearing someone's scream get louder and then fade out as they move in great speed.
11:40 that random necron just appearing out of nowhere to shoot one guy is amazing
The cartoonish running place before it actual started moving was the best part!
That Necron has an objective to do, to kill that one specific dude and dipped😂
He was Death Marked, this really is a Warhammer+ moment
He wanted his wallet back
Must've been from a Fast Attack unit.
I do love that the creator of the Mechanicus mod added that 1/1000 chance of the Windows shutdown jingle when one of them dies.
Then it happens half of the time for ignus
I'm still convinced 90% of Warhammers body count is caused by Ignis and Ignis alone.
They’re a secret organization that has infiltrated every possible faction in order to destroy them from within (on accident).
@@blulumen5420 did you mean: the alpha legion?
@@fauxgodlingThe color scheme isn't too far off.
@@fauxgodling They're too... accident prone to be Alpha Legion. The Alpha Legion does probably consider them as allies though.
@@gideonw3719 The term you're looking for is "patsy"
“The killer of men that I hate”
Scion of house moneybags
Son of Highking Miran
Slayer of every enemy of man
May the machine god sing praises to his champion
He is a true gift of the emperor
What about the bosnian knight?
@@FredyAndreasHe’s a Freeblade for sure
@@FredyAndreas We don't speak of the fallen, servitor
"Fabricator-General, one of our cohorts as managed to send a chimera into space at relativistic speeds, beating even warp travel speeds"
"We must secure this technology at once, also, want an oil margarita?"
Has he found a new shaver yet?
The Omnissiah will be pleased with all of these TTS references.
Banana pulp is excellent lubricant for cog wheels
14:07 When an Astartes goes flying over your head like that, it’s time to just turn around and leave. Anything that can ragdoll an Astartes that hard can do so much worse to you.
0:59 rubixraptor face reveal jumpscare
With how panicked he looked that may just be a guy he held at gunpoint to take that picture
@@JollyBlackwell Exactly what I was thinking
He looks exactly like a faceless whimsical spirit WOULD design itself as when wanting to look like a flesh suit.
bet it's quail
Bro is BUILT
Rubix Raptor is back making me think about building a Knight army including the Bosnian Knight and Killer of Things I Hate.
Yes lmao
Yesss make the Ignis company army!!!!
This channel is the reason I am buildings knights and Solar Aux
From the point of view of the space marines (Who cant speak nor understand binaric) a random techpriest aproached the weird dreadnought, blabbered some random noises to it and the thing just decided to squish it without further explanation
I am now mentally imaging an Ultramarine slowly looking down on the now liquified tech-priest, then slowly craning his head up to the knights vision slot with a visible "But why tho." look on his helmet.
You look like Joey from Friends, this does not help your case against whimsical spirit accusations.
Clearly a photoshopped pictures. Another distrustful youtuber. What has this world come too
Agreed
at 4:34 I'd like to think whatever abhorrent noise you made overloaded his computer brain
11:45
Captain Rico * goes to Cyclonic torpedo arming console* “Kaboom?”
Inquisitor Skipper: Yes Captain Rico “Kaboom.”
I'm trying to leave comments pointing out funny quotes and moments but this video is *SO* chock full of iconically hysterical lines and slapstick I can't get them all. I will take the time to mention that the credits music is positively bonewarpingly perfect. 14:23
It's Children of the Omnissiah, from the Mechanicus OST in case you didn't know
Real
13:38 The sheer energy behind this moment is just astounding. 10/10 voice acting.
I hope the joke from 6:03 will make it into a Barotrauma video.
I hope the "Your Lordship" makes it into the end of the year edit
14:00
Fun fact: 23500 Kilometers an hour is about 19 times the speed of sound.
It's also nearly 8 percent the speed of light depending on how heavy that vehicle is it should be considered a high velocity round
14:05 "We lost a Space Marine" is NEVER a good sign 😂😂😂
3:13 Honestly, an entirely understandable and probably correct decision XD
6:03 I love the return of Unenthusiastic Tech Priest and the Stressed-Out Lordship
Also, I like your haircut, Jay :)
I think that is a reference to his modded Barotrauma vids Rubix has
@@ferisczx737 The Ignis cinematic universe has begun
@@ferisczx737100%, same boat and voice actor
06:05 "your lordship, a fleeting chimera has passed the vessel" - techpriest 🤣
"as long as they don't start Necronifing we should be fine"
'OH GOD THEY'RE NECRONIFING"
"You had to say something. You *HAD* to sa-"
I absolutely love the Barotrauma 40K cameo at 06:02! 😆
14:12 *Corrupted Skiitari lures whole explorator cohort into a slaaneshi trap in an attempt to turn them into the Dark Mechanicum* -- Circa, 41000 th Millenium.
6:02 looks like the lord paramount and his crew made it through the warp
0:38 That’s a very short full name for a Knight
He intentionally took the short name so he could get to the battle quicker instead of waiting 3 days of listing his titles before getting to killing
Here is a good one:
Lord Horrik Canorem, Knight Valiant Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame. Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto. Slayer of the Lion of Essa, the Triumphant, the Light of Stars and the Eradicator
thats what a faceless whimsical spirit inhabiting the internet as previously accused would say
love the little tie-in with the barrotrauma episodes
6:02
Wanted to remind myself
11:40 OMG THIS GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR!
The Ultramarine like "...hey wait."
@@ryanrollins5541 lOONEY TOONS AHH MOMENT
Should've thought like the orkz and got into melee with the shiny metal boyz
1:00 OH MY GOD HE'S REAL
8:06 Tech priest requesting the removal of an armored obstacle from a venerable Knight.
"You don' even gotta ask bro."
*BOOM*
"one second theyre killing me" has to be one of the most 40k things youve said
GET A CUP OR PERISH gamersupps.gg/rubix
Ad Mech was a faction I’ve been wanting to play as for a while in Arma so today is the day! Also I’m only now realizing how DUSTY my mirror was when I took that selfie. Anyway thanks for stopping by the video and consider leaving a like if ya enjoy! Helps a bunch!
NOOOO, MY BINGO!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST THE SPACE MARINES!!!
What if I get half a cup of
Damn never thought we would get a face reveal
Where are the Toasters/Ancient Technology?
already ordered! now i wait.
6:40 got me crying 😭😭😭
Same bro it was like the run fucker then I swear to *beep word not found by the God Emperor of Mankind*
I’m happy that the archmagos swear censor protocols also serve a comedic function.
@@blackgem12 word vro
Here we go again, BOLTS FOR THE MACHINE GOD
How did he know that I was here ?! 😅 1:54
You did nothing wrong my Primarch
(I say-Only owning the Magnus model)
@@thedyingmeme6
he did plenty wrong, but the his dad is/was/will be a tvvat
Jay looks… more normal than I had imagined.
"Oh my gosh it's him! He looks... like a... guy. Huh."
0:18 thats not an techpriest and he isn't on a very large gun. Such an guardmen way of thinking
Do not blame the simple guardsman for his simple thinking...his commissar doesn't allow questions to be asked 🤣
A*
5:52 caught me off guard. I spat out my drink and laughed
Hello, I am the 2% that care what you look like. I was under the assumption that you were in fact a raptor. I am severely disappointed and my day is ruined.
Idk what you mean he obviously was a raptor.
7:30 *oh look, a civilian airliner*
4:38 For those curious, I put the binary into translator and got the � symbol, so he was essentially just saying he was confused.
3:32 The pure fear in that “What” is so good
Therapist: "Extremely fast necron does not exist it cannot hurt you"
Extremely fast necron: 11:39 and 12:46
The *gerkling* necron.
DAMN, that Necron was like a Scooby Doo villain! Some unholy hybrid of Charlie The Robot and The Spooky Space Kook!
6:38
Cogbois self-censoring themselves is just great.
This is the work of Blood Ravens. So much stuff is suddenly “found” and I’m missing a las rifle.
That Armiger better get a promotion to knight for how effective he was.
Holy shit the ethereal voice attached to this TH-cam channel is a dude and not the whisperings of the dark gods. Can't say I was expecting it.
"It's awful I hate it here" Yeah that sentence can just be copy and pasted onto any Warhammer 40k situation. And also 95% of the situations Ignis is a part of, that's quite the funny coincidence.
12:38 "the last remaining skitarii in a unit still holding an objective long enough to score" type vibes.
11:42, i guess that tech-priest had touched one to many Necron goodies and just had to go.
I like the idea that there are multiple versions of Raptor throughout the Imperium of Man simultaneously existing.
It is now my canon that there is a techpriest that sounds like a pirate in the mechanicum.
"Yar, time to kill some hereteks in the name of the Omnissiah... Yar!"
Poor Cypher trying in vain to wrangle the tech goblins away from the shiny green xenos artifacts.
The sight of Space marine flying above your head at Mach 10 screaming in pain is sure a scary thing
Tweaking Necroblin Goblin was my favorite character this episode
Tweaking Necron Goblin is the Silent King’s strongest warrior.
":Your Lordship, I believe a Chimera has passed our vessel.
:What?!"
I spat my drink.
Armiger failed where Bosnian Knight would have succeeded.
Yeah
I don’t actually care what you look like, but rather I find it intriguing the guy that _sounds_ slightly like Badger also _looks_ slightly like Badger.
Praise the Omnissiah! 🍞🍞🍞
Really making me want to make mechanicus missions in arma again
13:37 me when i got my pc working
6:30 bro forgot what team he was on there for a second
You don’t know how happy these make me. Others make similar content but yours is entertaining all the way through
if space marine 2 and arma 3 combined, it would make hands down the best game ever. and also rubix I hope you make more vids on space marine 2 campaign or just of space marine 2.
Admech and thousand sons: *fighting each other noisely*
The Necrons: I AM TRYING TO SLEEP, YOU PRIMITIVES!
That overclocked necron is just having a fun time
I was just listening to the "childeren of the Omnissiah" when this got uploaded, the timing could not get better
Ah, it seems the crew from Barotrauma are assisting! God Emperor save everyone else...
6:16 Sonic music intensifies.
Also 6:34 these animations get better every time. Great SM2 censor. 👌
That Barotrauma crossover with the Chimera was perfect 🤣
11:15
Jay: “Stop trying to steal their loot!”
Me: “Well they are the Mechanicus and this is a tomb world.”
You may not be faceless, but you are a whimsical spirit who i love, keep it up
The necron speed running was hilarious 😂
I cannot stress how happy your Content makes me Rubix :)
I've never played a single Warhammer game, tabletop or videogame, but from the lore I've read, the Mechanicus get all the best toys. Such as the Transuranic Arquebus, which was used to turn traitor Astartes to paste in this op, Radium weapons, which impart lethal amounts of radiation onto the user, and blades that vibrate at just the right frequency to cut through six inches of titanium armor plate. All wrapped in the beautiful crimson cloaks and religious fervor of the Techpriests and their loyal Skitarii.
5:48
"Affirmative, we'll dig in here."
5 seconds of silence.....
(totally digging noises)
Every day we stray further from the Bosnian Knight 😢
3:44 an this hase become my favorite clip in all of 40k an arma history lol
0:08 I find this description hilarious
Rubix: “Hang on, they’re murdering me.”
Command: “…What?”
6:34 couldn't get around to appreciating the animation cause I was laughing too hard
00:59 that's what a faceless whimsical spirit would say!
12:28 Are you guys crying? There's no crying in the Mechanicus!!!😂😂😂
"There you go, fucking nerds had to touch everything"
we gotta
@11:40 That was DEFFINETLY Trayzn.
0:59 nooo i like you being a whimsical faceless spirit
13:38 me when i FINALLY fix my earbuds and they work correctly
6:04 omg cross-over!
Holy moly. Years of watching Rubix…and I finally see his face. It was as glorious as coming before the golden throne and witnessing the imperial majesty of the Emperor himself!
6:05 Nice barotrauma reference!
Looks better than i expected. i thought he would have been a rabtor holding a wifu body pillow and a mic
11:41 ese necron amanecio bien loquito ese dia 😂
11:35 When Killer of All Things says he's out, you're all leaving now.
Another bottle of fine wine that will age well over time.
Cameo from "Your lordship" guy! Looks like he made it out of the depths.
RUBIX FACE REVEAL RUBIX REVEAL
That's a handsome boy right there!
@@Subject-106 so true bestie
@@sillybingers FRIENDSHIP WINS AGAIN!!!
The fact you modded Mechanicus vehicles makes me so happy. You guys are amazing.
3:18 I don't think he felt as friendly