not even shower lmao. when i was in school i had 1 class mate he was sended out of class. the dud tolsd the teacher to get cancer and go out her self. never seen a teacher crying while walking out only that time. i also must say my class was known to be a hard bitch.
Something that I’ve also wanted to do in class is when Im talking to my friend, the teacher tells me to be quiet and I have to raise my hand to talk, well I wanted to raise my hand, and when called on, I continue talking to my friend
Yeah, we tend to ignore you when you're being annoying. The con, we are not going to take into consideration any suggestions or ideas you might want to bring about the class. You don't exist anymore.
@@NoymoHD sir, I would be glad if my students were asking questions out of curiosity for the class. No, most of the time are unrelated questions asked only to waste time and try to avoid work as much as possible. That's the kind of question I'm talking about. There's a difference between questions to know more about the topic, and asking me about a football game, asking about something that I just said, or trying to reframe what I'm saying to make it sound problematic. I'm a biology teacher in a Catholic school btw, so a lot of the time my students want to derail the class towards philosophical banter that is not within the reach of my class. I tell them to ask the philosophy or religion teachers, but they usually insist, because they want to waste time.
What do you mean the teacher was wrong? The student was late, cheated on homework, was being blatantly disruptive, and was a smart A through it all. I’m currently in high school and I still think that. Putting myself in the teacher’s shoes that one minute of behavior would show me the student had no intentions of complying or holding a proper conversation about what they did wrong, and would more than earn a trip to the principle’s office.
He doesn’t make sense at all. First he states that yesterday the teacher told him that “ the bell doesn’t dismiss you “ and then contradicts himself by stating that the teacher was not even in class the day before.
i have four but mostly two of them are like this to be honest paper ball fight uncountniesly talking screams out loud shower thoughts stupid the other intelligent everyone thinks they're funny exept me dances on the tables twerks hard slam on tables always trying to let me be with them because they see closing my ears and want to disturb me flicking "🖕" contest it basically goes like kid that started 'here's one 🖕 the other 'here's two🖕 dosent mind his businnes 'here's three 🖕 not even a zoo not even a jungle *AN ANIMAL KINGDOM* teacher outside of class for 2sec the class: 🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🐻🐼🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐸🐵🐔🐧🐦🐤🐺🐗🐴🦄🐛🐝🐍🐙🐠🐟🐡🐬🐳🐋🐊🐆🐅🐃🐂🐄🐪🐘🐎🐖🐐🐏🐑🐕🐩🐈🐓🦃🕊🐇🐁🐀🐿🐲🐉 talking is visble to the teacher the other stuff while she's writing on the board
I did , and when thay caused me trouble, I caused them more and so that the cycle does not continue the teachers decided that causing me trouble is more well trouble then it was worth and I loved every moment of it, after that I got a few years of peace and quiet from moust teachers but there was this one art teacher when I was in 12th grade.... all my other teachers know that troubleing is too troublesome to be worth anything becouse of my notorious reputation but that one art teacher did not get the memo so..... hell had been unleashed once again upon an unsuspecting teacher. I would have told her that I was sorry but I didn't becouse my parents didn't raise a liar.
I remember a teacher like this, where they tried to morally embarrass a girl who didn't wanna tell anyone she actually needed to change her pad but asked to use the bathroom. Because she didn't have a purse but instead a pocket. He assumed she was carrying cigarettes or something I am guessing. So after making her step up in front of everybody. She said "See this everybody? I'm gone to shove this up my..."Just as she tried to finish he tried to stop her but she continued with "Oh no no, since I have to announce my basic body functions to everybody I'm going to give a proper sex ed class on the human anatomy." She proceeded to go on and on, that the teachers gave her suspension, and some of the girls in class refused to come to school because of it. Going on strike until she came back. You can imagine the parents and staff pissed at him for having to deny someone a basic body function.
If I was in that class after she left I would’ve pranked him with a banana peel and say oh I’m allergic to bananas if they ask for how long I’d say since yesterday
"Remember when you told me YESTERDAY that the bell does not dismiss you I dismiss you, yea what about it, so I'd doesent tell me when to get on time" Meanwhile him saying this: "and you were not here YESTERDAY" i can't anymore 💀💀💀💀
That has happened to me. At that, point she had kept me in there for a while (my guess is three minutes) so I just grabbed my stuff and walked out. I didn't get a detention but I heard her talking bad about me behind my back.
_“To open the chamber of secrets”_
That hit differently, man’s such a chad
ikr
Harepotor
XD fr
What about '' Harry Potter chamber of secrets''
@@alvyvaly7830 That case about the chamber of secrets has been closed.
Most realistic shower argument
based
That is true
a form of jouska
not even shower lmao. when i was in school i had 1 class mate he was sended out of class. the dud tolsd the teacher to get cancer and go out her self. never seen a teacher crying while walking out only that time. i also must say my class was known to be a hard bitch.
Fr
Him "remember YESTERDAY when you said the bell does not dismiss you"
Also him "You werent even here YESTERDAY"
Finally someone else noticed
he might have not been in class but he would've been in school.
Finally someone said that I was about to say that
IKR, sus... unlessss.
there are two of him!....
Exactly
“To open the chamber of secrets “🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead I was laughing for like 5 straight minutes
Children
@@user-ki7vm5iw7j what do u mean?
@@WlknCrps Who the hell is gonna laugh for that long over such a childish joke
@@user-ki7vm5iw7j womp womp
“ To open the Chamber of Secrets “
*Dumbledore said calmly.*
The Fact That Dumbledore Is From Harry Potter Is So Much More Funnier😂😂
The thing that only hp fans understand😔
Teacher: OUT.
@@_Coyote_Therian_yes
Lmao
Bro summoned a whole fandom by saying “chamber of secrets” 💀
I know . Potterheads for life
@@potteravenge__Astha⚡️
🪄
And let’s all not forget:
That one *ahem* scene in deathly hallows. (With hermionie and harry)
@@katiereilly-delponte4152 😘😘😏
Oh my gosh the “WHAT DO YOU THINK??!” Got me dying 😂😂😂
Honestly, the student may have an attitude, but he also has valid points. So, I support this. I'd give him a high-five if I was his mom.
agreed
If you ask someone what they're going to the bathroom for, you get what you deserve.
420 like 👀 nice, better make it 69 comment
2
“To open the chamber of secrets”
Especially a girl on red week
Well in my school the high schoolers go vape in there
The teacher really shouldn’t have been so agressive towards Tom Riddle.
Respect sir riddle SIKE HAHAHAHA B***
Yeah, he's having a spot of tea with the Basilisk.
💀bro just wants to see his bestie down in the chamber of secrets
HAHAHAHAH😂
😂
“Why are you teaching during my conversation?” What a quote.
(Edit: WOW thx for all the likes 👍)
Go ahead. Have one more~
"We were answering the same" that dialogue got me dying 😂
“To open the chamber of secrets” had me dying 😂
Same😂
💚🍏🐍
@@Slytherin36😂
That one was good
Same 😂😂
same
Respect goes a long way with students. Treat a teenager like a kid and you'll make him act like a kid
Respect is earned, not given.
But in the contrary don't expect them to act like aduls too
@@GeraltofRivia22 Respect is given, and then taken away once proven unworthy of it.
@@pexavex7295 yeah and then u have to earn it back
@@-YourLocalPotterhead- no, you seppuku urself 💀💀💀
I love how yesterday the teacher said that the bell does not dismiss him if the teacher wasn't even in school that day.
He said "not in class yesterday" not "school".
“Why are you teaching during my conversation?” OMG THATS A BRILLIANT COME BACK
“To open the chamber of secrets” just gave me a years worth of nostalgia in one phrase
Oh yeaah man, just sittin' at 3 am alone on a friday rainy and cold night watching harry potter, the best feeling everrrr
Ohhh da old days
Oh shut just watch the whole series because of what he said 😂 I'm sleepy now bye 😂
Imma use this
@@iFahmi_ syfy is doing a marathon this weekend like I feel they do every other weekend
“To open the chamber of secrets WHAT DO YOU THINK" Killed Me
Same
Harry Potter
Hey whens the funeral?
Bro@@JustmeKate
when i die@@JustmeKate
Out!
Dumbledore said calmly to Harry.💀
' stop teaching during my conversation' -hahah this guy is the funniest
bro just said everything we wanted to say to teachers
ikr
Ikr
YEP
Omg yessss
Something that I’ve also wanted to do in class is when Im talking to my friend, the teacher tells me to be quiet and I have to raise my hand to talk, well I wanted to raise my hand, and when called on, I continue talking to my friend
Trick: keep asking questions and the teacher will eventually start to pretend like you don't exist anymore.
Yeah, we tend to ignore you when you're being annoying. The con, we are not going to take into consideration any suggestions or ideas you might want to bring about the class. You don't exist anymore.
@@ajguevara6961 good
@@ajguevara6961 Schools: to succed you must be creative and curios.
Also schools: shut up and do exactly what we say or you get a zero
yeah I did that and she put my name on the board put wrote my name wrong I tried asking who that person is and she just didn't answer
@@NoymoHD sir, I would be glad if my students were asking questions out of curiosity for the class. No, most of the time are unrelated questions asked only to waste time and try to avoid work as much as possible. That's the kind of question I'm talking about. There's a difference between questions to know more about the topic, and asking me about a football game, asking about something that I just said, or trying to reframe what I'm saying to make it sound problematic. I'm a biology teacher in a Catholic school btw, so a lot of the time my students want to derail the class towards philosophical banter that is not within the reach of my class. I tell them to ask the philosophy or religion teachers, but they usually insist, because they want to waste time.
"To open the chamber of secrets WHAT DO YOU THINK"
I love it 😂😂😂
"OUT."!!Got me laughing so hard🤣🤣😂😂
"maybe we're answering the same questions?" I should've said that to my chemistry teacher 💀
If you're still in school, it's not too late.
Everytime when i see "chemistry teacher" on TH-cam i immediately think of that bald guy who knocks
and the student is unironically right on everything
Except that he said yesterday teacher said bell doesn't dismiss him then said he wasn't in class yesterday
because he said the most generic things imaginable
Not rly
No, the bell does tell you when to be there, also there answers should be the same as another person's if it isn't a very short answer
@@WhyAreWeStilllHereJustToSuffer theres multiple classes in a day, or that was just a continiuation error on his Story telling
“To open the chamber of secrets what do you think?!” Made me laugh😂😂😂
R= roast teachers
Y= TH-cam entertainment
A= amazing videos
N= nothing but great
"Remember how yesterday you told me..." Then later says, "you weren't here yesterday"
Yeah, I realized that too
This can happen. Maybe he was there at the beginning of class telling the students that then left. Leaving them with the substitute
You cracked the code??!!!
@@user-kw6ij5mz9j Did I? 😏
What I was thinking
"Remember when u told me yesterday"
"YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN CLASS YESTERDAY"
bro didn't think this through 💀💀💀💀
The teacher didn't come to class yesterday but it never stated that he didn't come to school yesterday
@@Irleditorrealm cmon now...
Not at all
He sub another teacher who is sick and the teacher was in charge of that class.
Teacher was probably in a meeting before the lesson they took
I think when he said "remember you said the bell doesn't dismiss you i dismiss you" i think it means he was here at the begining but left afterwards
Student: *States facts*
Teacher: "Wait that's illegal!"
"You know yesterday when you told me...."
a few sentences later
"You weren't even here yesterday"
😂😂
In some cases, teachers have meetings and the student didn't say that the teacher was in school sooo...
Underrated comment
Oml I am not the only one who noticed lol
@@Crystal_-_12183 yea I noticed that too
He said he wasn't in class yesterday. He could've been at shcool still
ryan: "remember you told me yesterday that 'the bell does not dismiss us, you dismiss us?'"
also ryan: "YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN CLASS YESTERDAY!!!!!!"
Literally about to say that
The teacher may have to go home during the day but was an substitute for an other subject before he went home. Just a explanation
May have left a note, may have made a pre recorded video explaining everything for the day
@@sebastiannyberg9151 it said the whole day.
I'm the five-hundredth (500th) person to like your comment. ❤👍
"Remember yesterday when you told me the bell does not dismiss you i dismiss you"
"You weren't even in class yesterday"💀
Bro deserves 70M subscribers
That’s what I’m saying!
Facts
Edit: thx for 6 likes
He is underated in YT in tiktok he has millions of followers
Even that is less
For such a mastermind like him
Bro yes for how many people stole his audio on TikTok and put it behind a fucking gameplay ad or a normal game
“Remember when you told us yesterday”
“You weren’t even in class yesterday”
👁️👄👁️
I was looking for someone else that found the inconsistence
Thank you
Nice! You noticed a plot hole in a TH-cam short🥳😨
He probably checked on zoom with them! My teachers do that sometimes.
i made your comment to 1k🥳
How did he tell him yesterday that the Bell doesn't dismiss him, if he wasn't there 💀
He ain’t got attitude he just spitting straight fax
fr
For real bro
Frfr
It's both
Exactly, I wish I was like that when I went to school
“Remember when you told me yesterday-”
“you weren't even in class yesterday!”
"Remember when you told me yesterday" YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN CLASS YESTERDAY
These two KILLED me😂”oh I don’t no maybe because we were answering the same questions”😂😂”to open the chamber of secrets what do u think”😂😂😂😂😂
Teah
😂😂😂
I said yeah I don’t know what happened
"Remember when you told me yesterday..."
"You weren't even in class yesterday..."
Lol! Love your vids!! Keep making more! I laugh every time!! 🤣
“To open the chamber of secrets”
Next day he gets hired to be Harry Potter
“Why are u teaching during my conversation?” 😂😂😂😂
My classmate said something similar once. He said: "Why are you listening to other people's private conversations?"
That day was wild. xD
What's sad is there where teachers like this back in the day. Even when they were wrong they were still right.
Yeah, really making a good example of how to act around young people 👍🏻
Didn't realize that changed
Yeah, nope, not "back in the days". Still were there when I was in school, still are there, going by everything I can hear from family and friends
back in the day? Still exist now
What do you mean the teacher was wrong? The student was late, cheated on homework, was being blatantly disruptive, and was a smart A through it all. I’m currently in high school and I still think that. Putting myself in the teacher’s shoes that one minute of behavior would show me the student had no intentions of complying or holding a proper conversation about what they did wrong, and would more than earn a trip to the principle’s office.
"to open the champer of secrets"
got me
remember when u told me "yesterday"
u weren't even IN class "yesterday"
Alternate Title: "Student making sense for straight 59 seconds"
"why are you teaching during my conversation"
This guy: makes sense *flips McDonald's burgers*
He doesn’t make sense at all. First he states that yesterday the teacher told him that “ the bell doesn’t dismiss you “ and then contradicts himself by stating that the teacher was not even in class the day before.
How to say you're still a dumb kid without saying you're still a dumb kid:
Alternate title: guy with schizophrenia read script
"A fully grown man tries to pander to children for views"
Bro said what every student wants to say to their teacher 😭
EXACTLY
Plenty of kids already do
nothing stopping you
@@Edigor100 my momma whooping me is 💀
The answer is quite obvious. "School isn't fair, we aren't equals. I make the rules and you abide them."
“OUT!”
scrambles out the room*
That had me dying😂
To open the chamber of secrets got me laughing 😂 😂
Listening to this again I realize the teacher not only told him "the bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you" yesterday but also wasn't even there
Finally a comment about that
Ikr
he probably came in last minute and had to keep them late to explain, but to simplify it the kid would just say he wasn't there
@@Stepharn24101 Fr
I figured out the same thing.
"because we had the same question"
"You were supposed to write an essay"
💀
“Because we are answering the same questions” hit the teacher hard
He tested the teacher's patience to its absolute limit
“To open the chamber of secrets, what do you think?!” Famous last words
YESSSSS SIRR!!!!!!!!
“Yeah, remember when you told me yesterday”
“You weren’t even here yesterday!”
My brain isn’t braining.
i think his scenes are not scenening.
I think his channel isnt channeling
Here’s the wi-fi passcode, ur brain isn’t connected
Quick math, huh? Why isn't it mathing?
I was about to comment that and then I saw you already had.
W
"Oh i dont know maybe because we were answering the same questions can you believe this."😂😂😂 I actually can
“To open the chamber of secrets “
WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!
I cAn’T stOP LauGhInG!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
“To open the chamber of secrets”
Got me rollin' 😂
Edit: Jeez guys I got 1k likes! I never got so much
“ to open the chamber of secrets. What do you think?” got me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny
@@joaquincourtemanche1365” OUT!”
🤣🤣🤣
We all need a student like this in our class
Fr
The Fact I Got Suspended For Doing That, But Still Do It 💀🗿.
“To open the chamber of secrets”
That hit so much different as a Harry Potter fan
Bro summoned a whole fandom just by saying "to open the chamber of secrets" 💀💀
This dude has best conversations.
"Get out," Dumbledore said calmly
"To open the chamber of secrets, WHAT DO U THINK" made me Lmao
''To open the chamber of secrets"
That got me 😂
"Remember when you told me yesterday 'the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do'"?
Two seconds later: "You weren't even IN class yesterday!"
I just thought that too. So who was in the class that said that 🧐🤨🤯
Pov: the sub called the teacher
Maybe they were supposed to have two classes in one day with the same teacher and he wasn't there for one of them
Thank you!
Man summoned himself from the other realm to let these goofballs know even when he isn’t here he still dismisses them
Honestly, some parents and teachers be asking some really dumb questions just because they want some form of control.
I agree and when students / kids actually reply to them they get angry
@@rawdasalmataman7908fr
@@rawdasalmataman7908fr like my bad that I have a reasonable opinion
Ryan: “Remember when you told me yesterday the bell does not dismiss you I dismiss you?”
Also Ryan: “You werent even in class yesterday”
“Remember when you told me yesterday the bell doesn’t dismiss you I dismissed you” but then later it says that the teacher wasn’t even there
"✨️To open the chamber of secrets✨️" bro really needs a Oscar
Bob the builder killed someone in the new animation...
Stolen joke from spanish youtuber (or coincidence)
Yea
Oscars are for acting
@@saper_dude3772 technically is acting
Oh ye
'To open the chamber of secrets,what do u think!?' had me dying 🤣
“To Open The Chamber Of Secrets”
Me wanting to go back to November 15,2002.
"Remember yesterday when you told me..."
"You weren't even in class yesterday..."
Ryan, EXPLAIN 😂
Every school needs a student like this edit: thank you for all the likes
I think I may be that kid...
@@Balkan_G how can you be if it's me? Not the stupid answers tho i dont want problems.
i am your 69th like
i have four but mostly two of them are like this to be honest
paper ball fight
uncountniesly talking
screams out loud
shower thoughts
stupid the other intelligent
everyone thinks they're funny exept me
dances on the tables
twerks
hard slam on tables
always trying to let me be with them because they see closing my ears and want to disturb me
flicking "🖕" contest it basically goes like
kid that started 'here's one 🖕
the other 'here's two🖕
dosent mind his businnes 'here's three 🖕
not even a zoo not even a jungle *AN ANIMAL KINGDOM*
teacher outside of class for 2sec
the class: 🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🐻🐼🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐸🐵🐔🐧🐦🐤🐺🐗🐴🦄🐛🐝🐍🐙🐠🐟🐡🐬🐳🐋🐊🐆🐅🐃🐂🐄🐪🐘🐎🐖🐐🐏🐑🐕🐩🐈🐓🦃🕊🐇🐁🐀🐿🐲🐉
talking is visble to the teacher the other stuff while she's writing on the board
@@plutonrond9206 😏you sure
look at my other reply 😏😏😏😏😏
"TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS" this man's a wizard
"You're a wizard, Ryan!"
Duh he’s probably from hogwarts
"if the bell does not dismiss me, it does not tell me when to get here" fax
EVERY student wanted to talk like this to a teacher
I did, I got in a lot of trouble growing up for my smart mouth lmao
@@W1nds can’t be that smart if you got into trouble
@@huytheeaterofcheese .... He said he had a smart mouth, that's not the same as claiming to be smart
@@Fallenhell100 and i was talking about the mouth
I did , and when thay caused me trouble, I caused them more and so that the cycle does not continue the teachers decided that causing me trouble is more well trouble then it was worth and I loved every moment of it, after that I got a few years of peace and quiet from moust teachers but there was this one art teacher when I was in 12th grade.... all my other teachers know that troubleing is too troublesome to be worth anything becouse of my notorious reputation but that one art teacher did not get the memo so..... hell had been unleashed once again upon an unsuspecting teacher. I would have told her that I was sorry but I didn't becouse my parents didn't raise a liar.
Bro is crystal clear honest 😂
69 likes
“To open the chamber of secrets WHAT DO YOU THINK!??” 😂😂😂
I used these lines on mii teacher I got dentition da a whole week ,💀😂😂
I remember a teacher like this, where they tried to morally embarrass a girl who didn't wanna tell anyone she actually needed to change her pad but asked to use the bathroom. Because she didn't have a purse but instead a pocket. He assumed she was carrying cigarettes or something I am guessing. So after making her step up in front of everybody. She said "See this everybody? I'm gone to shove this up my..."Just as she tried to finish he tried to stop her but she continued with "Oh no no, since I have to announce my basic body functions to everybody I'm going to give a proper sex ed class on the human anatomy." She proceeded to go on and on, that the teachers gave her suspension, and some of the girls in class refused to come to school because of it. Going on strike until she came back. You can imagine the parents and staff pissed at him for having to deny someone a basic body function.
My eyeeeeees(((((
If I was in that class after she left I would’ve pranked him with a banana peel and say oh I’m allergic to bananas if they ask for how long I’d say since yesterday
bro wtf
That’s sus asf
@@banana-user113how the hell is that sus that’s human function
I would say to summon ghosts of other students that suffered same hell of school
405 likes and no replies 🤨
Lemme fix that🪄✨
@@Creeper-mb8tf I'm with you on that.
718 likes and two retards
"Remember when you told me YESTERDAY that the bell does not dismiss you I dismiss you, yea what about it, so I'd doesent tell me when to get on time"
Meanwhile him saying this: "and you were not here YESTERDAY"
i can't anymore 💀💀💀💀
“Oh idk maybe because we were answering the same questions?!,Can u believe this?”🤣🤣🤣🤣
“To open the chamber of secrets”. Had me 💀
i still don't understand how you have 100k subscribers . this guy needs his own series on netflix
He started uploading these about a year ago. He is a mega star on Tik Tok.
Yeah
200th like!
"To open the chamber of secrets" had me deadddd 😂😂💀💀
"To open the chamber of secrets"
Finally someone throws me a HP reference
'To open the chamber of secrets' was the best part
agreed
this student got the balls to say that 💀
“Remember in class YESTERDAY u said the bell doesn’t dismiss u I dismiss u” also him: u weren’t even here yesterday
“To oPeN tHe ChAmBeR oF sEcReTs” got me dying😭
The sassy student is always the OP student. Trust me, I know this because I was one, and I've dealt with those as a teacher myself. 💀
"When you told me yesterday"
When he wasn't even there yesterday
something doesn't add up
That’s exactly what I was thinking!😂
Fr💀
Underrated comment
"To open the chamber of secrets"
Got me deaddddd😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"To open the Chaimber of secrets" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Really hated that in high school. “I dismiss you.”
Because of that, I was late for several classes and even missed the bus home one time.
dang
Only one time?
I got your comment to 100 likes.
Ah nah that's when I walk out
That has happened to me. At that, point she had kept me in there for a while (my guess is three minutes) so I just grabbed my stuff and walked out. I didn't get a detention but I heard her talking bad about me behind my back.