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  • @ellipsis2122
    @ellipsis2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    it only took suzanner another decade to wise up and kick john out

    • @mz_clementine_muffin
      @mz_clementine_muffin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That poor woman ( face-palm)

    • @mz_clementine_muffin
      @mz_clementine_muffin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does he have a Golden 🐓 or something?!

    • @jacobsmith1997
      @jacobsmith1997 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@mz_clementine_muffin The big paychecks stopped coming in, might as well take half.

    • @deej9367
      @deej9367 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @mz_clementine_muffin She married him because she thought she married a golden goose. Only to find out he was a loser all along

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How about introducing yourself as mrs stuttering Melendez? Brutal

  • @bigmoose99
    @bigmoose99 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:23 Fred with the buzzer as soon as John says “ the truth of the matter is” perfect.

  • @masterofreality1552
    @masterofreality1552 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I wouldnt eat anything at Stuttering"s house.He seems like a dude who doesnt wash after the restroom.

    • @mstarrjr
      @mstarrjr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He never touches his genitals. He uses his underwear to guide

    • @cody1482
      @cody1482 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Neither would John. He tried to invite himself to his ex-wife's husband's house for Thanksgiving lol.

    • @MrBronx61
      @MrBronx61 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cody1482 Are you serious???

  • @ElectricBoogaloo007
    @ElectricBoogaloo007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    John's OCD makes it impossible for him to lie.

    • @Nellsbells79
      @Nellsbells79 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @flutebasket4294
      @flutebasket4294 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @brandonnejame2352
      @brandonnejame2352 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @leonavu
      @leonavu ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Therefore, I venmo'd anothuh patron, then anothuh, and then back to thuh beloved chattuh! Papuh trail, pock face!

  • @maxxfisher1936
    @maxxfisher1936 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Howard: I eat special food. You wouldn't know it. It's called Pan-Asian
    Everyone: We've all had that, it's great
    Howard: Oh.

    • @knowingpappy659
      @knowingpappy659 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He was so offended when they said they had it how you know this special thing I know 😮😅

    • @DB-ek5kd
      @DB-ek5kd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I don't even know where Pan Asia is". What a complete and total buffoon.

  • @Rotary_Phone
    @Rotary_Phone ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I've always said John had this superpower where he doesn't, and can't feel embarrassment or shame. Imagine how great that would be to not feel those things? I've felt embarrassment, and shame over things that I shouldn't have.

    • @Gecko....
      @Gecko.... ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah look how its worked out for him, blew every relationship and job he's ever had

    • @masterofreality1552
      @masterofreality1552 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The word you're looking for is sociopath.

    • @HardCase1911
      @HardCase1911 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@masterofreality1552correct. I've been screaming that for 20 years and finally we are all getting on the same page.

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HardCase1911that was you?

    • @TexasNewsOwL
      @TexasNewsOwL 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's like Donald tramp

  • @123cbman
    @123cbman ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I like the way John always says: "I'll be honest with you". Should be a used car salesman.

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Can I be honest with you Howard?” “Do you want to hear the REAL truth?” “The TRUTH of the matter is…” These were all hallmarks of SJ conversations/arguments and something only pathological liars do.

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule ปีที่แล้ว

      It's right up there with "Quite frankly," as a tell of a habitual liar.

    • @DB-ek5kd
      @DB-ek5kd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In a sense, the truth of the matter is you've said it all.

  • @ralphiecifaretto8961
    @ralphiecifaretto8961 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I don't understand how anybody could ever be friends with him. He's a dishonest scumbag and doesn't sound fun to be around at all.

    • @davidhill2020
      @davidhill2020 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think the only friends he has left are other people who also hate Howard. Even Artie had enough of his nonsense.

    • @christophermchale2971
      @christophermchale2971 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think he was great to hang out with as long as you’re ok paying for everything. And

  • @efwfew
    @efwfew ปีที่แล้ว +17

    No matter what people say, I freaking love listen to John. Yea he's a mess, still is apparently, but it's just so funny listening them goof on him

    • @dr.bluegloves
      @dr.bluegloves ปีที่แล้ว +8

      listen to the artie, anthony and stuttering jon podcast, at one point SJ tells artie, that artie could never write a joke like him

    • @timothyl8237
      @timothyl8237 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s a train wreck of fun

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dr.blueglovesand Anthony took a literal child to prom

    • @TexasNewsOwL
      @TexasNewsOwL 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Big deal​@@dr.bluegloves

  • @jimcagney6696
    @jimcagney6696 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Robin constantly butting in like she was there.

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In fairness, her cat had brain surgery the day of the party.

  • @Goonie856
    @Goonie856 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Stern had to be one of the most awkward people to party with…with his goofy rules and gay ass girly drinks. Grapefruit juice and vodka? 😂 doofy Pelican

    • @Rearadmiral725
      @Rearadmiral725 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Vodka and club sodee...ugh!

    • @bobbowie9350
      @bobbowie9350 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Long Island trash

  • @4D4plus4is4D8
    @4D4plus4is4D8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love that Howard brought a sandwhich for himself because he knows John, but didnt bring anything for his daughter and her friend.

    • @o.hernandez784
      @o.hernandez784 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You really think that's true.

    • @4D4plus4is4D8
      @4D4plus4is4D8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@o.hernandez784 I absolutely do think it's true.

    • @RandyBoBandy.
      @RandyBoBandy. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Considering how much he despises his kids, it makes sense.

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wow, you guys have no comprehension or ability to listen. He says first that he thought Allison would feed the kids and then confirmed that she did, in fact, offer the kids food. I love that you weren’t able to follow this basic story because you were so desperate to make Howard a bad dad 😂

    • @4D4plus4is4D8
      @4D4plus4is4D8 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DABA2024 Your theory is that he figured that since they weren't hungry at some point during the day, they would never again be hungry for the rest of that day?
      Because the point of him bringing a sandwich for himself is that he knew John wouldn't have food available when it was needed.
      He also could have eaten at home, but he knew that at some point he was going to get hungry while at John's party, and he planned for that to happen.
      So yes, he didn't care or consider that his kids would also be experiencing hunger at some point.
      Get your tongue out of Howard's ass, he's never going to love you.

  • @optimisticcosmic
    @optimisticcosmic ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Stern showed up early to the party and brought a sandwich from home. What a cool guy.

  • @drewgeraci8434
    @drewgeraci8434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    John's poor wife. There were a lot of times he treated her like she was the help. I guess she stayed together because the kids were young.

    • @xxchaos315xx6
      @xxchaos315xx6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Since John's relationships are entirely transactional, since he "gave" her children, he probably thinks she owes him since he's done so much for her by giving her children.

    • @raw_si_siht
      @raw_si_siht ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxchaos315xx6 Never thought of that... But yes, most definitely.

    • @bobby_D
      @bobby_D ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love how people think they know these people and their wives and relationships.

    • @drewgeraci8434
      @drewgeraci8434 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bobby_D Well, they play out their lives on-air. The Stern Show was the original Reality Show in a lot of ways.

    • @Zero-0-Cypher
      @Zero-0-Cypher ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Women used to be homemakers and took care of the kids and serviced their man...

  • @MightyHorse01
    @MightyHorse01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    John dabbles in throwing parties

  • @JXC25
    @JXC25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Thumbnail is brilliant.

  • @blrolz3544
    @blrolz3544 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy shit John's "DUH HUH HUH HU HU HU" laugh still to this day irritates the fuck out of me, same way it did when i was in highschool listening to HSS on my headphones walking to school.

    • @TexasLionVF
      @TexasLionVF 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I didn’t know how irritating it could but holy crap, SJ was chuckling like a dummy every 3 seconds while Howard was telling the story. It really was annoying AF. You called it exactly.
      Also SJ with “Howard lemme ask you a question?” x10. Jeeze, just ask your dopey question already. Why does SJ need to waste air time saying that? And I love how SJ main observation of Artie is he laughs after every joke when that jackass does it more then anyone. King of the hypocrites SJ should be called.

    • @DB-ek5kd
      @DB-ek5kd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You might want to find something else to do with your time other than seeking out 30 year old radio recordings that have been irritating you since the last millennium.

  • @jamie.777
    @jamie.777 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    #1 video in Rochester NY. Many basement dwellers just love this.

  • @pfg_pedals
    @pfg_pedals 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    John and Benji both wanted to stay the young, hip, up comers.

  • @rg-pq1kb
    @rg-pq1kb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    15:35 howard drinks "ginger martinis" and finds them "fabulous"

  • @yankquinn9992
    @yankquinn9992 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was definitely the golden era

  • @kiowahorse2561
    @kiowahorse2561 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know Howard embellishes many if not all of his accounts of any event, but most of the story checks out. They all at some point recount the same event later on down the road with the same details and the real anger a dead give away

  • @Inevertouchmycarrot
    @Inevertouchmycarrot ปีที่แล้ว +13

    36 yr old intern. Bhahahaha!

  • @DonCII
    @DonCII ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anything that has ever happened to the dabster is not his fault

  • @BigBoss-zi5ss
    @BigBoss-zi5ss ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So glad Suzanner waited till Stutting jerk i mean john got the Leno gig at 500k a year to divorce john and take most of his possessions..he treated her like a slave

    • @Zero-0-Cypher
      @Zero-0-Cypher ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Women used to be homemakers, took care of the kids, and serviced their man...

    • @didimean
      @didimean 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah I hate how men always get screwed in divorce court - but that doesn't apply to John.

  • @rocketking2589
    @rocketking2589 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    After all I've done for you. - The Dabbler

  • @BigDaddy52525
    @BigDaddy52525 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got a buddy like John. Party starts at 630. This idiot doesn’t have food ready until 930. Ill never understand what goes on in his brain.

  • @SaulTeebolz
    @SaulTeebolz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John claims he was a “writer” for the stern show and that he “wrote jokes” that would get on the air constantly… I’m pretty sure he thought that obnoxious Fred Munster fake belly laugh was his comedic contribution. “Did ya hear me on the air today suzanner?! “

  • @johnsmilitantbelch
    @johnsmilitantbelch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    John doesn't lye, he doesn't like to lye

  • @brunneng38
    @brunneng38 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Doesn’t he still lie about his age- but to an even more ridiculous level?

  • @kennethshiro9500
    @kennethshiro9500 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A blue collar american-style cookout is completely beneath hoity toity Howie.

  • @msstern3056
    @msstern3056 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some of the best parts of the show is when they would rift about John and Jackie’s shitty parties. Also sounds like a fake caller.

  • @bobbowie9350
    @bobbowie9350 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Robin should have stayed silent . She wasn't even there

  • @onie4024
    @onie4024 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its hard to believe Howard was this normal back then...

  • @knowingpappy659
    @knowingpappy659 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    John and Jackie cooking you gotta drink from noon till 3 start making food by 6 to eat but come at one we all have friends like this maybe throw in gotta smoke weed too

  • @bobby_D
    @bobby_D 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Howard can be such a dick. And John was a bum. Jackie was the only normal one.

  • @Teeveepicksures
    @Teeveepicksures ปีที่แล้ว

    It's such a Long Island party. 😂

  • @tesstickles1280
    @tesstickles1280 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So John had been on the show for over 10 years at this point and he was still answering phones? No wonder he ran off to Leno. Now he is nothing and nowhere!

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What else was he going to do there? He couldn’t write anything. Any bit he attempted failed. He couldn’t do prank calls. Jay Leno had no clue that SJ did NOTHING. I wish I could have been there when the reality set in at The Tonight Show 😂

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember how corny that era of the Tonight Show was too. The jokes were incredibly lame to me and I was in 5th grade

  • @BigBoss-zi5ss
    @BigBoss-zi5ss ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man Johns laughing thru the story was so dam annoying

  • @omni3740
    @omni3740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Best new channel on y/t! Thank you👍

    • @Kenta880
      @Kenta880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      new? Lou Sassoul is a legend on TH-cam with his stern uploads

  • @cdwieneke7722
    @cdwieneke7722 ปีที่แล้ว

    If the party starts at one, there has to be *something* to eat and drink at one.

  • @doggcrapper1
    @doggcrapper1 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as john says let me be
    Honest he’s lying lol

  • @nimo517
    @nimo517 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jesus Christ John is claiming to be my age and I honestly can’t say I’ve done better so far than him hahaha. Just being real. Not that I’d want that life…

  • @jmartinez6162
    @jmartinez6162 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man that new Britney Spears Howard was talking about must have been so annoying af

  • @thekidrobb
    @thekidrobb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Howard brings his kid, her friend, and 1 sandwich. It’s wild how Howard was making millions and he kept Stuttering John and Jackie, begging for a raise. Add to that Howard shows up to hang empty-handed.

  • @kerpal321
    @kerpal321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i want to race marco battaglia

  • @markoo6351
    @markoo6351 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is gold

  • @sofakingmoney4010
    @sofakingmoney4010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Now John is broke addicted to opioids and living in compton

    • @JoeRandle-n1u
      @JoeRandle-n1u 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He really in Compton?

    • @JohnathanTwoTone
      @JohnathanTwoTone หลายเดือนก่อน

      You just described two minority groups

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:00 I get having a friendly game of poker, but if they don't play it at the WSOP, I don't want to play it. Stud? Great? Draw? Definitely. Omaha? Hell, yes. Baseball, Chase the Queen, Chicago? Get the hell outta here...

    • @davidhill2020
      @davidhill2020 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      MAYBE, I'll play Pineapple or Crazy Pineapple, where it's like Hold'em, but you get three cards and discard one before or after the flop, respectively.

  • @goldy3582
    @goldy3582 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Howard - what happened to U….😢

  • @TexasLionVF
    @TexasLionVF 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol SJ saying alcohol ages you and maybe he should stop drinking. He definitely didn’t follow through on that epiphany. As bad as he’s looking now it’s obvious he drinks 100 beers a day.

  • @12aR9
    @12aR9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Being HS, johns boss btw, and to be half hour early is a real sign of a weirdo. You should never be early on parties especially when you are howard stern 🤦‍♀️ Nobody said a word btw no wonder he went cuckoo last decade

  • @HardCase1911
    @HardCase1911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What john does get is this dennis menace trouble maker personae doesnt wear well with age. He atill thinks he is this guy

  • @jonathandrewstefancin5924
    @jonathandrewstefancin5924 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love John

  • @TexasLionVF
    @TexasLionVF 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I bet if John threw a party now not one person from the show would show up. He hasn’t kept any friends from that time on the show because they can’t stand him and wouldn’t want to hang out with him again. I bet if Jackie, Artie, Fred, Billy West, Robin, even Shuli threw a party you would see a lot of Howard staffers from their days there show up. SJ has become the most annoying person from the Stern show. Like right up there with MaryAnne from Brooklyn or Hanzi.

  • @Zero-0-Cypher
    @Zero-0-Cypher ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No... Citrus helps lsd

  • @bigmoose99
    @bigmoose99 ปีที่แล้ว

    Howard inspecting Jackie’s wet wood… 18:48

  • @tomfedarick7042
    @tomfedarick7042 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    267 - 06/24/2023

  • @ollieox4176
    @ollieox4176 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Any man who lies about his age is a fricking deviant

  • @ryanbennettbennett4059
    @ryanbennettbennett4059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Good example of Robin trying to be funny, but she just swings and misses time and time again.

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And she's still funnier than Stuttering John (who's only funny when he's trying not to be funny)

    • @Hendrixphishinfloyd
      @Hendrixphishinfloyd ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just like the last 20 years without Jackie have proven Howard wasn't nearly as funny as we all thought he was.

    • @Hendrixphishinfloyd
      @Hendrixphishinfloyd ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Stranded NYer There is none. The Show was nothing without Jackie. Jackie was nothing without The Stern Show.

    • @P715R
      @P715R ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Robin wasn't hired as a comedy writer.
      I guarantee you that you'd miss wayyy more than her on air.

    • @cdwieneke7722
      @cdwieneke7722 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was less without Jackie but was fine. @@Hendrixphishinfloyd

  • @dmoney668
    @dmoney668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All I hear is her horrendous laugh. And I like Robin but damn

    • @xymoriintus
      @xymoriintus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Huhuhuhuhu tellemRobin!*

  • @williamhastings8513
    @williamhastings8513 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    44:15 💀

  • @mathatter9158
    @mathatter9158 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In a way I feel bad for his wife but I question how poor her decision making is because she married a complete piece of trash and had several kids with him. If she couldn’t tell immediately that John was the worst kind of person then she shouldn’t be given the benefit of the doubt.

  • @db-iu7fz
    @db-iu7fz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Boy, Robin heavy stuff is so bad. She just can’t shut up.

  • @eugenemontalto976
    @eugenemontalto976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why did you censor the word Taliban?? When Howard said John acts like a Taliban?

    • @meemeekeykat9402
      @meemeekeykat9402 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      probably to avoid the video getting flagged by you tube algorithms

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meemeekeykat9402 YT promotes homosexuality to children but don’t DARE say a “banned buzz word”….commie lunatic clowns

  • @HowardSternHeyNow
    @HowardSternHeyNow ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Now

  • @jaysonjay9165
    @jaysonjay9165 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Benjy stole his bit

  • @mulemule
    @mulemule ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:11 *Howard's just **_Soooo_** glad not to be a part of John's **_insanity!_** Sure, Howard. Translation: another vapid night discussing cat-piss deodorizer before Beth vomits up hairballs mixed with $400 sushi.* 🙀🤢

  • @grizzlehorn7387
    @grizzlehorn7387 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yet another John Edward Melendez lie!

  • @92GreyBlue
    @92GreyBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Freds sound high volume sound bytes are really obnoxous a lot of the time.... I'm not saying they aren't ever hlarious for example the throat quacking sound when Mark Harris is on the show is absolutely hysterical.. but most of the time they are just really annoying especially when he plays the same one like 20 times in 10 seconds....

    • @92GreyBlue
      @92GreyBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      obnoxious *

    • @michaelanthony1489
      @michaelanthony1489 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're out of your mind. The sound bites are hilarious most the time. For 40 fucking years too

    • @Victory1507ci
      @Victory1507ci ปีที่แล้ว

      Does he still do the sound drops? Imagine just sitting there for 40 years, barely speaking on air, writing zero comedy- but cashing the check. Never trying something for himself

    • @92GreyBlue
      @92GreyBlue ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Victory1507ci imagine dedicating your life and your self respect toward the glorification of a narcissistic psychopath like Howard Stern... Letting yourself be humiliated and walked all over day in and day out.. The entire Stern Staff is not only mentally i11 they are actual scumbags one and all. Sadly what much of society fails to realize is that just because someone is entertaining or talented at something DOES NOT mean they are a good person. Learn to separate the art from the artist folks. Like for example, it is okay to like R Kelly's music while despising him as a human being. Just like it's okay to laugh at Howard Stern and find it entertaining while still seeing that he is obviously a malignant narcissist who's own family can't stand him.

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Victory1507ci yeah that must be torture….being paid millions to sit there for 4 hrs and press a button every few minutes

  • @timothyl8237
    @timothyl8237 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    :57 John trying to flip the script, he sounds so pathetic

  • @seanmcginn8806
    @seanmcginn8806 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    john is such a mooch

  • @echo-cb9st
    @echo-cb9st ปีที่แล้ว

    God he lies more than anyone on earth

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump: "Stuttering John? _Amateur!"_

  • @crediblecommenterr
    @crediblecommenterr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ocd isn't good