I've always said John had this superpower where he doesn't, and can't feel embarrassment or shame. Imagine how great that would be to not feel those things? I've felt embarrassment, and shame over things that I shouldn't have.
“Can I be honest with you Howard?” “Do you want to hear the REAL truth?” “The TRUTH of the matter is…” These were all hallmarks of SJ conversations/arguments and something only pathological liars do.
Stern had to be one of the most awkward people to party with…with his goofy rules and gay ass girly drinks. Grapefruit juice and vodka? 😂 doofy Pelican
Wow, you guys have no comprehension or ability to listen. He says first that he thought Allison would feed the kids and then confirmed that she did, in fact, offer the kids food. I love that you weren’t able to follow this basic story because you were so desperate to make Howard a bad dad 😂
@@DABA2024 Your theory is that he figured that since they weren't hungry at some point during the day, they would never again be hungry for the rest of that day? Because the point of him bringing a sandwich for himself is that he knew John wouldn't have food available when it was needed. He also could have eaten at home, but he knew that at some point he was going to get hungry while at John's party, and he planned for that to happen. So yes, he didn't care or consider that his kids would also be experiencing hunger at some point. Get your tongue out of Howard's ass, he's never going to love you.
Since John's relationships are entirely transactional, since he "gave" her children, he probably thinks she owes him since he's done so much for her by giving her children.
Holy shit John's "DUH HUH HUH HU HU HU" laugh still to this day irritates the fuck out of me, same way it did when i was in highschool listening to HSS on my headphones walking to school.
I didn’t know how irritating it could but holy crap, SJ was chuckling like a dummy every 3 seconds while Howard was telling the story. It really was annoying AF. You called it exactly. Also SJ with “Howard lemme ask you a question?” x10. Jeeze, just ask your dopey question already. Why does SJ need to waste air time saying that? And I love how SJ main observation of Artie is he laughs after every joke when that jackass does it more then anyone. King of the hypocrites SJ should be called.
You might want to find something else to do with your time other than seeking out 30 year old radio recordings that have been irritating you since the last millennium.
You know Howard embellishes many if not all of his accounts of any event, but most of the story checks out. They all at some point recount the same event later on down the road with the same details and the real anger a dead give away
So glad Suzanner waited till Stutting jerk i mean john got the Leno gig at 500k a year to divorce john and take most of his possessions..he treated her like a slave
John claims he was a “writer” for the stern show and that he “wrote jokes” that would get on the air constantly… I’m pretty sure he thought that obnoxious Fred Munster fake belly laugh was his comedic contribution. “Did ya hear me on the air today suzanner?! “
John and Jackie cooking you gotta drink from noon till 3 start making food by 6 to eat but come at one we all have friends like this maybe throw in gotta smoke weed too
So John had been on the show for over 10 years at this point and he was still answering phones? No wonder he ran off to Leno. Now he is nothing and nowhere!
What else was he going to do there? He couldn’t write anything. Any bit he attempted failed. He couldn’t do prank calls. Jay Leno had no clue that SJ did NOTHING. I wish I could have been there when the reality set in at The Tonight Show 😂
Jesus Christ John is claiming to be my age and I honestly can’t say I’ve done better so far than him hahaha. Just being real. Not that I’d want that life…
Howard brings his kid, her friend, and 1 sandwich. It’s wild how Howard was making millions and he kept Stuttering John and Jackie, begging for a raise. Add to that Howard shows up to hang empty-handed.
15:00 I get having a friendly game of poker, but if they don't play it at the WSOP, I don't want to play it. Stud? Great? Draw? Definitely. Omaha? Hell, yes. Baseball, Chase the Queen, Chicago? Get the hell outta here...
MAYBE, I'll play Pineapple or Crazy Pineapple, where it's like Hold'em, but you get three cards and discard one before or after the flop, respectively.
Lol SJ saying alcohol ages you and maybe he should stop drinking. He definitely didn’t follow through on that epiphany. As bad as he’s looking now it’s obvious he drinks 100 beers a day.
Being HS, johns boss btw, and to be half hour early is a real sign of a weirdo. You should never be early on parties especially when you are howard stern 🤦♀️ Nobody said a word btw no wonder he went cuckoo last decade
I bet if John threw a party now not one person from the show would show up. He hasn’t kept any friends from that time on the show because they can’t stand him and wouldn’t want to hang out with him again. I bet if Jackie, Artie, Fred, Billy West, Robin, even Shuli threw a party you would see a lot of Howard staffers from their days there show up. SJ has become the most annoying person from the Stern show. Like right up there with MaryAnne from Brooklyn or Hanzi.
In a way I feel bad for his wife but I question how poor her decision making is because she married a complete piece of trash and had several kids with him. If she couldn’t tell immediately that John was the worst kind of person then she shouldn’t be given the benefit of the doubt.
15:11 *Howard's just **_Soooo_** glad not to be a part of John's **_insanity!_** Sure, Howard. Translation: another vapid night discussing cat-piss deodorizer before Beth vomits up hairballs mixed with $400 sushi.* 🙀🤢
Freds sound high volume sound bytes are really obnoxous a lot of the time.... I'm not saying they aren't ever hlarious for example the throat quacking sound when Mark Harris is on the show is absolutely hysterical.. but most of the time they are just really annoying especially when he plays the same one like 20 times in 10 seconds....
Does he still do the sound drops? Imagine just sitting there for 40 years, barely speaking on air, writing zero comedy- but cashing the check. Never trying something for himself
@@Victory1507ci imagine dedicating your life and your self respect toward the glorification of a narcissistic psychopath like Howard Stern... Letting yourself be humiliated and walked all over day in and day out.. The entire Stern Staff is not only mentally i11 they are actual scumbags one and all. Sadly what much of society fails to realize is that just because someone is entertaining or talented at something DOES NOT mean they are a good person. Learn to separate the art from the artist folks. Like for example, it is okay to like R Kelly's music while despising him as a human being. Just like it's okay to laugh at Howard Stern and find it entertaining while still seeing that he is obviously a malignant narcissist who's own family can't stand him.
it only took suzanner another decade to wise up and kick john out
That poor woman ( face-palm)
Does he have a Golden 🐓 or something?!
@@mz_clementine_muffin The big paychecks stopped coming in, might as well take half.
@mz_clementine_muffin She married him because she thought she married a golden goose. Only to find out he was a loser all along
How about introducing yourself as mrs stuttering Melendez? Brutal
2:23 Fred with the buzzer as soon as John says “ the truth of the matter is” perfect.
I wouldnt eat anything at Stuttering"s house.He seems like a dude who doesnt wash after the restroom.
He never touches his genitals. He uses his underwear to guide
Neither would John. He tried to invite himself to his ex-wife's husband's house for Thanksgiving lol.
@@cody1482 Are you serious???
John's OCD makes it impossible for him to lie.
😂
Yes
🤣
Therefore, I venmo'd anothuh patron, then anothuh, and then back to thuh beloved chattuh! Papuh trail, pock face!
Howard: I eat special food. You wouldn't know it. It's called Pan-Asian
Everyone: We've all had that, it's great
Howard: Oh.
He was so offended when they said they had it how you know this special thing I know 😮😅
"I don't even know where Pan Asia is". What a complete and total buffoon.
I've always said John had this superpower where he doesn't, and can't feel embarrassment or shame. Imagine how great that would be to not feel those things? I've felt embarrassment, and shame over things that I shouldn't have.
Yeah look how its worked out for him, blew every relationship and job he's ever had
The word you're looking for is sociopath.
@@masterofreality1552correct. I've been screaming that for 20 years and finally we are all getting on the same page.
@@HardCase1911that was you?
He's like Donald tramp
I like the way John always says: "I'll be honest with you". Should be a used car salesman.
“Can I be honest with you Howard?” “Do you want to hear the REAL truth?” “The TRUTH of the matter is…” These were all hallmarks of SJ conversations/arguments and something only pathological liars do.
It's right up there with "Quite frankly," as a tell of a habitual liar.
In a sense, the truth of the matter is you've said it all.
I don't understand how anybody could ever be friends with him. He's a dishonest scumbag and doesn't sound fun to be around at all.
I think the only friends he has left are other people who also hate Howard. Even Artie had enough of his nonsense.
I think he was great to hang out with as long as you’re ok paying for everything. And
No matter what people say, I freaking love listen to John. Yea he's a mess, still is apparently, but it's just so funny listening them goof on him
listen to the artie, anthony and stuttering jon podcast, at one point SJ tells artie, that artie could never write a joke like him
He’s a train wreck of fun
@@dr.blueglovesand Anthony took a literal child to prom
Big deal@@dr.bluegloves
Robin constantly butting in like she was there.
In fairness, her cat had brain surgery the day of the party.
Stern had to be one of the most awkward people to party with…with his goofy rules and gay ass girly drinks. Grapefruit juice and vodka? 😂 doofy Pelican
Vodka and club sodee...ugh!
Long Island trash
I love that Howard brought a sandwhich for himself because he knows John, but didnt bring anything for his daughter and her friend.
You really think that's true.
@@o.hernandez784 I absolutely do think it's true.
Considering how much he despises his kids, it makes sense.
Wow, you guys have no comprehension or ability to listen. He says first that he thought Allison would feed the kids and then confirmed that she did, in fact, offer the kids food. I love that you weren’t able to follow this basic story because you were so desperate to make Howard a bad dad 😂
@@DABA2024 Your theory is that he figured that since they weren't hungry at some point during the day, they would never again be hungry for the rest of that day?
Because the point of him bringing a sandwich for himself is that he knew John wouldn't have food available when it was needed.
He also could have eaten at home, but he knew that at some point he was going to get hungry while at John's party, and he planned for that to happen.
So yes, he didn't care or consider that his kids would also be experiencing hunger at some point.
Get your tongue out of Howard's ass, he's never going to love you.
Stern showed up early to the party and brought a sandwich from home. What a cool guy.
John's poor wife. There were a lot of times he treated her like she was the help. I guess she stayed together because the kids were young.
Since John's relationships are entirely transactional, since he "gave" her children, he probably thinks she owes him since he's done so much for her by giving her children.
@@xxchaos315xx6 Never thought of that... But yes, most definitely.
I love how people think they know these people and their wives and relationships.
@@bobby_D Well, they play out their lives on-air. The Stern Show was the original Reality Show in a lot of ways.
Women used to be homemakers and took care of the kids and serviced their man...
John dabbles in throwing parties
Thumbnail is brilliant.
Holy shit John's "DUH HUH HUH HU HU HU" laugh still to this day irritates the fuck out of me, same way it did when i was in highschool listening to HSS on my headphones walking to school.
I didn’t know how irritating it could but holy crap, SJ was chuckling like a dummy every 3 seconds while Howard was telling the story. It really was annoying AF. You called it exactly.
Also SJ with “Howard lemme ask you a question?” x10. Jeeze, just ask your dopey question already. Why does SJ need to waste air time saying that? And I love how SJ main observation of Artie is he laughs after every joke when that jackass does it more then anyone. King of the hypocrites SJ should be called.
You might want to find something else to do with your time other than seeking out 30 year old radio recordings that have been irritating you since the last millennium.
#1 video in Rochester NY. Many basement dwellers just love this.
John and Benji both wanted to stay the young, hip, up comers.
15:35 howard drinks "ginger martinis" and finds them "fabulous"
This was definitely the golden era
You know Howard embellishes many if not all of his accounts of any event, but most of the story checks out. They all at some point recount the same event later on down the road with the same details and the real anger a dead give away
36 yr old intern. Bhahahaha!
Anything that has ever happened to the dabster is not his fault
So glad Suzanner waited till Stutting jerk i mean john got the Leno gig at 500k a year to divorce john and take most of his possessions..he treated her like a slave
Women used to be homemakers, took care of the kids, and serviced their man...
Yeah I hate how men always get screwed in divorce court - but that doesn't apply to John.
After all I've done for you. - The Dabbler
I got a buddy like John. Party starts at 630. This idiot doesn’t have food ready until 930. Ill never understand what goes on in his brain.
John claims he was a “writer” for the stern show and that he “wrote jokes” that would get on the air constantly… I’m pretty sure he thought that obnoxious Fred Munster fake belly laugh was his comedic contribution. “Did ya hear me on the air today suzanner?! “
John doesn't lye, he doesn't like to lye
Lye?? 😂😂
@@jumpinjojo that's kind of how he pronounces it
He’s also known to hate suits.
@@giannifriendly5600 especially when it's his brothers suit
Loi
Doesn’t he still lie about his age- but to an even more ridiculous level?
A blue collar american-style cookout is completely beneath hoity toity Howie.
Some of the best parts of the show is when they would rift about John and Jackie’s shitty parties. Also sounds like a fake caller.
Robin should have stayed silent . She wasn't even there
Its hard to believe Howard was this normal back then...
John and Jackie cooking you gotta drink from noon till 3 start making food by 6 to eat but come at one we all have friends like this maybe throw in gotta smoke weed too
Howard can be such a dick. And John was a bum. Jackie was the only normal one.
It's such a Long Island party. 😂
So John had been on the show for over 10 years at this point and he was still answering phones? No wonder he ran off to Leno. Now he is nothing and nowhere!
What else was he going to do there? He couldn’t write anything. Any bit he attempted failed. He couldn’t do prank calls. Jay Leno had no clue that SJ did NOTHING. I wish I could have been there when the reality set in at The Tonight Show 😂
I remember how corny that era of the Tonight Show was too. The jokes were incredibly lame to me and I was in 5th grade
Man Johns laughing thru the story was so dam annoying
Best new channel on y/t! Thank you👍
new? Lou Sassoul is a legend on TH-cam with his stern uploads
If the party starts at one, there has to be *something* to eat and drink at one.
As soon as john says let me be
Honest he’s lying lol
Jesus Christ John is claiming to be my age and I honestly can’t say I’ve done better so far than him hahaha. Just being real. Not that I’d want that life…
Man that new Britney Spears Howard was talking about must have been so annoying af
Howard brings his kid, her friend, and 1 sandwich. It’s wild how Howard was making millions and he kept Stuttering John and Jackie, begging for a raise. Add to that Howard shows up to hang empty-handed.
i want to race marco battaglia
This is gold
Now John is broke addicted to opioids and living in compton
He really in Compton?
You just described two minority groups
15:00 I get having a friendly game of poker, but if they don't play it at the WSOP, I don't want to play it. Stud? Great? Draw? Definitely. Omaha? Hell, yes. Baseball, Chase the Queen, Chicago? Get the hell outta here...
MAYBE, I'll play Pineapple or Crazy Pineapple, where it's like Hold'em, but you get three cards and discard one before or after the flop, respectively.
Howard - what happened to U….😢
Lol SJ saying alcohol ages you and maybe he should stop drinking. He definitely didn’t follow through on that epiphany. As bad as he’s looking now it’s obvious he drinks 100 beers a day.
Being HS, johns boss btw, and to be half hour early is a real sign of a weirdo. You should never be early on parties especially when you are howard stern 🤦♀️ Nobody said a word btw no wonder he went cuckoo last decade
What john does get is this dennis menace trouble maker personae doesnt wear well with age. He atill thinks he is this guy
Love John
I bet if John threw a party now not one person from the show would show up. He hasn’t kept any friends from that time on the show because they can’t stand him and wouldn’t want to hang out with him again. I bet if Jackie, Artie, Fred, Billy West, Robin, even Shuli threw a party you would see a lot of Howard staffers from their days there show up. SJ has become the most annoying person from the Stern show. Like right up there with MaryAnne from Brooklyn or Hanzi.
No... Citrus helps lsd
Howard inspecting Jackie’s wet wood… 18:48
267 - 06/24/2023
Any man who lies about his age is a fricking deviant
Good example of Robin trying to be funny, but she just swings and misses time and time again.
And she's still funnier than Stuttering John (who's only funny when he's trying not to be funny)
Just like the last 20 years without Jackie have proven Howard wasn't nearly as funny as we all thought he was.
@Stranded NYer There is none. The Show was nothing without Jackie. Jackie was nothing without The Stern Show.
Robin wasn't hired as a comedy writer.
I guarantee you that you'd miss wayyy more than her on air.
It was less without Jackie but was fine. @@Hendrixphishinfloyd
All I hear is her horrendous laugh. And I like Robin but damn
*Huhuhuhuhu tellemRobin!*
44:15 💀
In a way I feel bad for his wife but I question how poor her decision making is because she married a complete piece of trash and had several kids with him. If she couldn’t tell immediately that John was the worst kind of person then she shouldn’t be given the benefit of the doubt.
Boy, Robin heavy stuff is so bad. She just can’t shut up.
Why did you censor the word Taliban?? When Howard said John acts like a Taliban?
probably to avoid the video getting flagged by you tube algorithms
@@meemeekeykat9402 YT promotes homosexuality to children but don’t DARE say a “banned buzz word”….commie lunatic clowns
Hey Now
Benjy stole his bit
15:11 *Howard's just **_Soooo_** glad not to be a part of John's **_insanity!_** Sure, Howard. Translation: another vapid night discussing cat-piss deodorizer before Beth vomits up hairballs mixed with $400 sushi.* 🙀🤢
Yet another John Edward Melendez lie!
Freds sound high volume sound bytes are really obnoxous a lot of the time.... I'm not saying they aren't ever hlarious for example the throat quacking sound when Mark Harris is on the show is absolutely hysterical.. but most of the time they are just really annoying especially when he plays the same one like 20 times in 10 seconds....
obnoxious *
You're out of your mind. The sound bites are hilarious most the time. For 40 fucking years too
Does he still do the sound drops? Imagine just sitting there for 40 years, barely speaking on air, writing zero comedy- but cashing the check. Never trying something for himself
@@Victory1507ci imagine dedicating your life and your self respect toward the glorification of a narcissistic psychopath like Howard Stern... Letting yourself be humiliated and walked all over day in and day out.. The entire Stern Staff is not only mentally i11 they are actual scumbags one and all. Sadly what much of society fails to realize is that just because someone is entertaining or talented at something DOES NOT mean they are a good person. Learn to separate the art from the artist folks. Like for example, it is okay to like R Kelly's music while despising him as a human being. Just like it's okay to laugh at Howard Stern and find it entertaining while still seeing that he is obviously a malignant narcissist who's own family can't stand him.
@@Victory1507ci yeah that must be torture….being paid millions to sit there for 4 hrs and press a button every few minutes
:57 John trying to flip the script, he sounds so pathetic
john is such a mooch
God he lies more than anyone on earth
Trump: "Stuttering John? _Amateur!"_
ocd isn't good