OI We DID NOT lose that war...we sort of..um....made a strategic decision to call a cease fire...? Yes. A cease fire. Thats our story and we are sticking to it.
Part of that weirdly is annoying. I've never HAD kids and I've been subjected to this, repeatedly. To the point even the CIA would go "now hold on, that seems a bit cruel" type of inflected on me. How has an actual parent slipped free? 'fess up, you ditched your share of song abuse and tossed it out into the crowd of non-parents who didn't know to run, didn't you? 😀
You're not missing out. Working in a Prek class, I have had the unfortunate displeasure of being subjugated to that song multiple times.....and its seasonal varriations as well.
What a funny story, a 'hold my milk' story. Kids and buttons, an irrestable force for any kid to ignore. Learning many things goes faster if it's on the job training. That's how the aliens learn to never put human children in a room full of buttons, levers, or other assorted gadgets.
Off, they kidnapped American kids at that. Two rules when dealing with Americans Never touch our children or our boats. The US is a country where literally everything stops when a small children falls into a well. As for our ships Japan in the 1940's and Iran in 1988 learned that lesson
Israel paid reparations and well lets just say Tel Veve is a great liberty port of call for a us sailor. Never had to pay for a meal or drink and never lacked for companionship @Nehemiah_Scudder
@@Nehemiah_Scudder official reports from both the US and Israeli side concluded it was an attack made in error. The Israelis misidentifying it as an Egyptian ship and communications failing to reach the ship in time instructing it to not get closer than 100 miles from the Israeli coast.
This is the best story, I have watched so far. As this was happening, the teachers were having a break Never ever take your eyes off 3rd graders. This reminds me of "kindergarden cop" , "Their Horrible!" [Loved it!]
well, to their defense. they where up against the Zerg with a mere 10'000 rounds and single shot front loaded rifles. The Emu is taler than the average human, and can kick most of it's predators to death in one blow and their more aggressive that a nazi high on meth.
Alright....this was hilarious!!! Mainly because all good stories have a bit of truth to them making them plausible. While I dont have kids I know the hell I put my parents through!!
3 am thought after binging a few stories , idk why i got the idea of the narrator being its own character recounting stories from a 3rd person perspective , idk if its just me but it would be entertaining in later stories have the narator welcome the listener give a summery of the story and then begin
This is truly a marvelous story! 99 out of 100! I giggled the entire time. Reminds me of the short story by O. Henry, "The Ransom of Red Chief" (July 6, 1907). Read it if you can. If you don't, you will forever labor under the weight of knowing that you have missed something precious :) The only reason I only gave a score of 99 was the shocking absence of any Chens. 🤠🥳🐣🐤🐥🐧🐇🐻🐭🦄🦘🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 MANY PORCUPINES!!
Anybody else recognize The Ransom Of Red Chief in new clothes? One of your better choices to put on the channel. I can forgive the AI spelling and reading goofs easily.
Hi, I must say this channel stories are among the best there is, especially improbable comparisons and how things goes haywire in the blink of an eye. :)
O no monkey meme was the first thought after reading the tilies. Also Humans are crazy enough to do this. MESSING WITH OUR KIDS WILL CAUSE A JOHN WICK protocol
The narrator said Maybe when poking a bear don’t start stealing it’s young but with humans, I feel like stealing their young would be like dropping a nuclear bomb on yourself (I have not finished watching the video yet) 4:14
i loved this story! the mental pictures that this projects is hilarious. would gladly recommend this story. again i'm still giggling after listening to the whole story twice. keep up the good work sir
I feel just a tiny bit sorry for those aliens, They had no idea what they were getting themselves into. You don't just grab up a bunch of highly creative and energetic children and expect things to go well.
That pineapple on pizza... who ever even mention that recipe, should be sentenced to 8 straight hours a day watching "Barney and Friends" for 2 weeks and 2 more weeks of "Teletubbies" for good measure.
I got curious about Baby Shark. Stopped it during the second verse. That was close. Then the Song that never ends. Those aliens got what they deserved. I feel no pity for them.
there is a part of me that wants to point out all the language quirks the ai reading this got wrong, but a larger part of me doesnt wanna make telling the difference between real humans reading and a fucking robot reading harder, so i wont
I love how the narrator is just railing on these idiot aliens and didn't even get past one sentence before going 'ohhhhhhhhh no.....' because of this spectacular kevel of stupidity.
😅 where do you think humans learn to protect their young, why from wild creatures before they became civilized beings, mother bears mother lions and various other creatures of that nature all defend their young at the point of killing anything that dares mess with them... And that includes mother cats you do not want to go there as somebody who specializes in taking care of wild creatures specifically wild cats I can tell you you don't go messing with the young of any species of a primitive nature such as humans because they will skin you alive until one of two things happen you return their children or you die... Wars have been started and ended on far less. It's also why the late John f Kennedy made the rather not quite accurate speech when he said and we all breathe the same air and we all look for children's future well I'm paraphrasing you get the idea... So they were going to be stupid enough to go after five different countries that have various ways of dealing with people who mess with their young I've heard of stupidity but wow talk about intergalactic stupidity. All because they looked at TV programs from the 90s I guess they were looking probably at Torchwood and the incident with children of Earth... Boy with a naive not to understand works of fiction with more flaws than swiss cheese has holes.
"What if?" and "Why?" The key elements of kiddo-ology.
i'll mess with death and taxes, but even I'm not crazy enough to mess with a parent trying to protect their young.
This feels like something the joker would say
alien detected
OI
We DID NOT lose that war...we sort of..um....made a strategic decision to call a cease fire...? Yes. A cease fire.
Thats our story and we are sticking to it.
I love your careful and intelligent use of sarcasm and your descriptions are priceless. You arereally, really good!
That was a brilliantly told story with a major slide into the truth of the chaos kids bring to life.
1:10 *_OOF_* Admiral Vax got roasted, wasted, and wrecked in a single sentence.
All Diego and Luna need to finish their science fair, Quantum Probability Drive……Is a Cup of Hot Tea!
A cup of no tea would be even better. 😁
As long as they have their towel safe, they should consider tackling Bistromathics
Or hot chocolate, definitely a hot chocolate. 😂
"Ooo! What does this button do?" Deedee, Dexter's Lab
Those aliens never stood a chance 😂
The best and most humorous story I've ever heard. Perfect timing for me...
Me too.. things get better my friend. I promise.
Then you might want to find and read the story this one is almost certainly based on- the ransom of red chief.
Ransome of the Red Chief by O Henry
😄😄😄
This story is amazing. Also, side note. Been a parent for 20 years, have never heard baby shark.
On purpose
Part of that weirdly is annoying. I've never HAD kids and I've been subjected to this, repeatedly. To the point even the CIA would go "now hold on, that seems a bit cruel" type of inflected on me. How has an actual parent slipped free? 'fess up, you ditched your share of song abuse and tossed it out into the crowd of non-parents who didn't know to run, didn't you? 😀
My grandson taught me baby shark.
You're not missing out. Working in a Prek class, I have had the unfortunate displeasure of being subjugated to that song multiple times.....and its seasonal varriations as well.
Im just laughing at this story, so many good puns! 😂😂😂😂😂
This was really fun.😂😊
What a funny story, a 'hold my milk' story. Kids and buttons, an irrestable force for any kid to ignore.
Learning many things goes faster if it's on the job training. That's how the aliens learn to never put human children in a room full of buttons, levers, or other assorted gadgets.
If a child doesn’t press a button they will put it somewhere, in a pocket, in an ear, up a nose, in a mouth, oh there it goes. 😂
Off, they kidnapped American kids at that.
Two rules when dealing with Americans
Never touch our children or our boats.
The US is a country where literally everything stops when a small children falls into a well.
As for our ships Japan in the 1940's and Iran in 1988 learned that lesson
Yeah, but I suspect the Iranian rulers haven't absorbed the lesson.
@@diarradunlap9337Yet…
So what happened when USS Liberty got attacked?
Israel paid reparations and well lets just say Tel Veve is a great liberty port of call for a us sailor. Never had to pay for a meal or drink and never lacked for companionship @Nehemiah_Scudder
@@Nehemiah_Scudder official reports from both the US and Israeli side concluded it was an attack made in error. The Israelis misidentifying it as an Egyptian ship and communications failing to reach the ship in time instructing it to not get closer than 100 miles from the Israeli coast.
This is the best story, I have watched so far. As this was happening, the teachers were having a break Never ever take your eyes off 3rd graders. This reminds me of "kindergarden cop" , "Their Horrible!" [Loved it!]
An excellent use of fourth wall breaks, and a wonderful story.
This is the best story, we listen too funny,funny more please thank you well done.
The "Ransom of Red Chief " all over again.
Kidnapping the children of a species ‘that once declared war on emus and then lost’ 😂😂
That was Australia!
well, to their defense. they where up against the Zerg with a mere 10'000 rounds and single shot front loaded rifles.
The Emu is taler than the average human, and can kick most of it's predators to death in one blow and their more aggressive that a nazi high on meth.
Gotta love Australia.😂😂
On no! Not the Macarena😂😂😂
Damn straight you need crystal chandeliers! And wind chimes.
This is the BEST of all these stories - I LOVE the narration, extra comments, etc! BRILLIANT! BRAVO!
The narrator’s freewheeling persona is entertaining and refreshing.
Quantum displacement...
Oh, a Tellyport Blasta!
Actually got a smile from the wife and mother of our kids.
I laughed out loud a couple of times as I could just see this happening..
Another good laugh and giggles story. Good one
Hilarious story. Thoroughly enjoyed the chaos kids.
That's one of the best stories you've ever done!!♥️♥️♥️♥️
This story was bloody awesome 😂😂
Alright....this was hilarious!!!
Mainly because all good stories have a bit of truth to them making them plausible.
While I dont have kids I know the hell I put my parents through!!
I listened to the story with a massive smile on my face ,😂
The narrator AI sounds like Peter Dinklage AKA Tyrion Lannister from Game Of Thrones (the dwarf).
Love it.
Funny as hell. Good job
Some of the turns of phrase are amazing!
Mr Sparkly Attenna got me. Laughing away
3 am thought after binging a few stories , idk why i got the idea of the narrator being its own character recounting stories from a 3rd person perspective , idk if its just me but it would be entertaining in later stories have the narator welcome the listener give a summery of the story and then begin
Woodchipper starting intensifies...
I love the "Narrator Notes" 😂😂
I gotta come back and listen when I need a comedy. Lol.
This is truly a marvelous story! 99 out of 100! I giggled the entire time. Reminds me of the short story by O. Henry, "The Ransom of Red Chief" (July 6, 1907). Read it if you can. If you don't, you will forever labor under the weight of knowing that you have missed something precious :) The only reason I only gave a score of 99 was the shocking absence of any Chens. 🤠🥳🐣🐤🐥🐧🐇🐻🐭🦄🦘🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 MANY PORCUPINES!!
The way your butt clenches when you hear “Look, Mom, no hands!”
A great story. Great fun and very funny. More like this please 👍⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Thanks.
Another good fear response statement is “I wonder what will happen if I do this?”
Really good story kids are the best at games
Very funny and so like children.
"Hey, watch this" is a child's version of "Hold my beer".
Anybody else recognize The Ransom Of Red Chief in new clothes?
One of your better choices to put on the channel. I can forgive the AI spelling and reading goofs easily.
Sci-fi comedy! Freaking hilarious! Do that again. 👍
Hi, I must say this channel stories are among the best there is, especially improbable comparisons and how things goes haywire in the blink of an eye. :)
"Pineapple on pizza" that's really a theme for you guys...
Only just started. Just 4:49 in and already like Oh Hellz Yeah!
O no monkey meme was the first thought after reading the tilies. Also Humans are crazy enough to do this. MESSING WITH OUR KIDS WILL CAUSE A JOHN WICK protocol
A sci fi nod to ‘The Ransom of Red Chief’ by OHenry. Love it. 😂😂
This was written by a parent. 😂😂
Omg this was hilarious
HAHAHAHAA OMG! Such a funny story. I love this one
Lol as a dad this made me laugh so hard
This is the funniest sci-fi story I have ever heard....😅🤣😂😁
My god lissing to this stoned was funny as hell and kids are chaos incarnate
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT ORDINARY PENGUINS?!
Smile and wave boys smile and wave 🐧🐧🐧🐧💥
Remember: cute and cuddly...
Entertaining.
Lol that is a animated film waiting to happen 😂
Im rolling on the floor trying not to wet myself. Hahahahaha.
Absolutely hilarious!
Now, that was hilarious!!
The narrator said Maybe when poking a bear don’t start stealing it’s young but with humans, I feel like stealing their young would be like dropping a nuclear bomb on yourself (I have not finished watching the video yet) 4:14
i loved this story! the mental pictures that this projects is hilarious. would gladly recommend this story. again i'm still giggling after listening to the whole story twice. keep up the good work sir
Reminds me of the story "The Ransom of Red Chief".
I feel just a tiny bit sorry for those aliens, They had no idea what they were getting themselves into. You don't just grab up a bunch of highly creative and energetic children and expect things to go well.
the AI pictures are really something... 10:17... that is nightmare fuel
Great 4th wall breaks! Thanks for the humor. 😅
Still laughing, would make a serious funny movie!!!
Just love this!!! 😂
That pineapple on pizza... who ever even mention that recipe, should be sentenced to 8 straight hours a day watching "Barney and Friends" for 2 weeks and 2 more weeks of "Teletubbies" for good measure.
Share the alien buttons fairly and If something explodes then it wasn't us 😂
I got curious about Baby Shark. Stopped it during the second verse. That was close. Then the Song that never ends. Those aliens got what they deserved. I feel no pity for them.
Japan, America, an England all had school at the same time/ day?? (yes there were more places)
The truth will set you free
yeah kids be always Bio Weapons :D
The narrator sounds like a snarky twilight zone narrator
Declaring war to Emu's and lost not bad idea 😂😂😂
Wow... the AI writer is getting sentient... it breaks the 4th wall now and apologizes for the aliens being stupid. ... just wow.
Definitely need to be a movie😂
Messing with human children isn’t nearly as dangerous as messing with them during a field trip
there is a part of me that wants to point out all the language quirks the ai reading this got wrong, but a larger part of me doesnt wanna make telling the difference between real humans reading and a fucking robot reading harder, so i wont
I love how the narrator is just railing on these idiot aliens and didn't even get past one sentence before going 'ohhhhhhhhh no.....' because of this spectacular kevel of stupidity.
As a mother I say that I laughed my butt off
So, I know this is fiction, but part of my brain is saying “I wonder….”
At least it was not an infinite improbability drive. 😜
Fun.😅
You know the aliens were wise to not target the schools in the Uk
Cute
😂😂😂😂😂
why is it always baby shark? It in like every one of these stories!
It’s absolutely annoying af
Completely unrealistic, and yet...😅
True, small kids are way more destructive then that.
OMG fire the writer's editor, WAY too repetitive
😅 where do you think humans learn to protect their young, why from wild creatures before they became civilized beings, mother bears mother lions and various other creatures of that nature all defend their young at the point of killing anything that dares mess with them... And that includes mother cats you do not want to go there as somebody who specializes in taking care of wild creatures specifically wild cats I can tell you you don't go messing with the young of any species of a primitive nature such as humans because they will skin you alive until one of two things happen you return their children or you die... Wars have been started and ended on far less. It's also why the late John f Kennedy made the rather not quite accurate speech when he said and we all breathe the same air and we all look for children's future well I'm paraphrasing you get the idea... So they were going to be stupid enough to go after five different countries that have various ways of dealing with people who mess with their young I've heard of stupidity but wow talk about intergalactic stupidity. All because they looked at TV programs from the 90s I guess they were looking probably at Torchwood and the incident with children of Earth... Boy with a naive not to understand works of fiction with more flaws than swiss cheese has holes.
Rofl
AI narrator is crap. Keeps ruining the mood with broken phrasing, misplaced pauses and inappropriate emphasis.
Get a Human!
The alien buttercups better buckle up, because the feces is about t😂o hit the rotting osilator in other words
💩 is about to hit the fan big time. 🥷😮