First, I am glad the assassin was a female in this one. Another channel did a similar video but there the assassin was a machine. Second, I am okay she become an aunt but I had hoped more for wife. Anyway, it was fun as hell and I filing this under "what can go wrong?"
If the Mack Bolan books had been set in the 2015 of Back to the Future and written by the author of the Bruno and Boots series, you’d have something close to this story. Superbly done!
The "Cosmic Beings" classroom picture. The kid sitting in the lower middle on his own chair. The chair is an impossible thing. One leg that curves out from center and then down to the floor. How is that kid not falling over due to gravity ???
I am so dense "neutron start dense" it wasn't until the alien Aunt comment that I realised Vexx was female. But that aside MY quantum rolling pin met my quantum garlic bread and quantumed my quantum's quantum.
How can you enter an airlock and getting de-contaminated {2:48} after you have launched {1:48}? Dave's shirt has a word I've never seen: "Okayey"? What does that mean exactly?
one of the most famous cursed phrases ever, "What could possibly go wrong?"
And a question you never want answered.
@@Player_36C Too bad that once asked, it will be answered whether you want to or not 😉
Quickly followed by:
"Trust me, I know what i'm doing!"
And
"Heheh Hold my beer!"
Hold my Beer
Right up there with "I've seen everything"
I could not stop laughing at "selective obliviousness" as a survival technique.
Great comedic story, can't remember the last time i laughed this much at a sci fi tale. More like this please, i'm greedy. Oh and subscribed as well.
Now that was a cute story. You got a new sub.
First, I am glad the assassin was a female in this one. Another channel did a similar video but there the assassin was a machine. Second, I am okay she become an aunt but I had hoped more for wife.
Anyway, it was fun as hell and I filing this under "what can go wrong?"
Or at least upgrade to girlfriend. They do seem right for each other.
@michaellinnet6095 yeah, didn't they?
@@Valkyrie77 Yep. Wish I had someone that fit me that well. Sure as h*** wasn't my ex.
They gave her an impossibly old age at the beginning, so maybe he’s not into older women
@@philipstehno1495nah, in stories like this, age doesn't mean she looks old and the mc doesn't ask either.
Very enjoyable story , thanks 🎉
Sonic screwdriver? Ha! We've got the quantum rolling pin!
And a very focused rolling pin welding grandmother. 😂
Doctor who would love to meet dave
@@angtheman216 ... He already has, Dr. Who just doesn't know it yet. 😁
quantum rolling pin is better than the Sonic screwdriver but the interdimensional dehydrator is what you really need
@@Parklarblick the silence did it. Finally we realize who didn't show up at the demons run.
If the Mack Bolan books had been set in the 2015 of Back to the Future and written by the author of the Bruno and Boots series, you’d have something close to this story. Superbly done!
Wow there’s a reference I don’t think I’ve ever heard before
Excellent job ❤
One of the better stories so far.
Absolutely loved the story ❤! But now I really want Italian food😊 , keep up the great work! Four thumbs up 👍👍👍👍
Abuelita is interested in the strange matter quantum rolling pin!
Great story, thank you 😊
Funny, Loved story
Student loans make you paradox proof 😆But in Dave's defense on the PTA comment, yeah that's uhm nevermind....
I completely understand and empathize with the student loan issues.😂😂😂😢
That was so fun to listen to. I laughed all the way through it 😅
Well done says the former science teacher
Fucking love this one. I need a FULL audiobook series on this.
Great Fun! Thanks you!
That's the greatest learning center in the multiverse at that point.
Enjoyable story.
Please don't tell me the Assassin's equipment comes from Acme galactic branch 🤣😂🤣
I wonder how many viewers have any idea to what this refers. But it made my laugh.
Most excellent!
Enjoyed.
The "Cosmic Beings" classroom picture. The kid sitting in the lower middle on his own chair. The chair is an impossible thing. One leg that curves out from center and then down to the floor. How is that kid not falling over due to gravity ???
I listened to this as I was building a gummy class planet destroyer ship
😂 May the gummy be with you
To be fair, Luna is right, there's no such thing as too much cheese for the pasta. Pure cheese and no pasta is still not too much cheese.
Well done!
lool poor poor assassin she didn't stand a chance here not with the daughter involved
Great
Very funny!
This should be a movie lol😂
I am so dense "neutron start dense" it wasn't until the alien Aunt comment that I realised Vexx was female. But that aside MY quantum rolling pin met my quantum garlic bread and quantumed my quantum's quantum.
Well, it said "she" in the title. But then I remember another video on another channel that did the same and that one was a machine so...
Great story until the fight for Earth jumped for the Family Dinner to the school cafeteria.
Bruh bro has plot armor💀
And now for something completely different…
Again: 👍
Man I want to writing ai story myself.
Go for it.
How can you enter an airlock and getting de-contaminated {2:48} after you have launched {1:48}? Dave's shirt has a word I've never seen: "Okayey"? What does that mean exactly?
this story reminds me of suburban commando or the pacifier
Why is a first person story about a female character read by a male voice and not a female one???
Some people don’t have the budget for a female voiceover I get it throws me too sometimes you get used to it
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