I ended up standing in a wedding nobody wanted to be in. It was common knowledge that the bride had already cheated on him with pretty much every guy who stood with him at his wedding. We all told him, but he didn't want to believe us. He was bound and determined to marry her anyway. I think it was less than a year when she was filing for divorce because she found someone she liked better... and had more income. I moved away from there shortly after, so I don't know what happened after that.
New rule, if the wedding doesn’t start with 30 minutes of the scheduled time, you’re allowed to leave. Exception: being informed as to why. Flat tire… acceptable, still getting ready, not acceptable.
I ended up standing in a wedding nobody wanted to be in. It was common knowledge that the bride had already cheated on him with pretty much every guy who stood with him at his wedding. We all told him, but he didn't want to believe us. He was bound and determined to marry her anyway.
I think it was less than a year when she was filing for divorce because she found someone she liked better... and had more income. I moved away from there shortly after, so I don't know what happened after that.
The lisa ans tom story almost made me cry
New rule, if the wedding doesn’t start with 30 minutes of the scheduled time, you’re allowed to leave.
Exception: being informed as to why.
Flat tire… acceptable, still getting ready, not acceptable.
I’ll bet there weren’t any thank you notes either
These stories are wittisisms and paronomasia within their own momentum
The word is "officiant" NOT "efficient".