Hand Dryers are Wild Now | Dusty Slay Comedy
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Dusty Slay is a Nashville-based stand-up comedian with a baritone voice so smooth it’s like champagne in your ears. Dusty has been seen on Netflix, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, Lights Out with David Spade, and on the Grand Ole Opry. Slay can be heard on The Bobby Bones Podcast “BobbyCast” and on Sirius XM.
Dusty is grateful that he gets to do a job he loves while remaining true to himself, close to his family, and connected to the community that inspires the everyday humor that has made him a star. He entertains with his clean comedy that doesn’t feel squeaky clean but you can still listen to him when your kids are in the car. Rooted by his faith in God, Dusty avoids political and polarizing topics, because he understands that his talent is telling jokes that unite audiences to “Have a Good Time”.
"that's not a service I'm looking for"
That makes me think of messing with spam callers, after buying my car being hounded by different insurance companies. "No thank you, I've decided I'm just not going to get car insurance."
They're always like "But that's illegal!" "So, what does it matter, you snitchin'? What the law don't know can't hurt me." "Ma'am you can't do that, you have to have car insurance or you can't drive." "Bull pussy, I'm driving right now with no insurance, what are you going to do about it?"
(FYI, I absolutely do have car insurance, but I like to waste their time occasionally. It's a nice little Uno reverse of the regular spam call.)
Great idea btw. I use the oldest trick n the book an Ask them abt jesus .. @TheAwesomes2104
“I’ll be shaking hands and taking pictures right after my set.”
And we’ll be having a great time.
@@DustySlayBut what happens if someone is not having a good time?
@@thedarksideoftheforce6658 you don’t ask. you tell
😂@@DustySlay
Not gone lie bro… you really my favorite comedian at the moment.
Dude, this guy is in the same comedic category as Mitch Hedberg. Fucking hilarious.
I was thinking the same about Mitch 😢
@@kellielynn62 😢 RIP
Im sure he’ll take that as a massive compliment. ❤
They think similarly, noticing irony everywhere. It's a gift.
That's some top of the line crockpot comedy
Comparing it to the game “operation” is spot on lol
No way those new hand dryers are more sanitary. Especially when they blow shit up into your face. like wtf
Feels like a hot breath machine blowing that recycled public bathroom air all over your hands. Mmm
I've been known to use half a roll of toilet paper and, occasionally, a decent stack of the paper seat covers to dry my hands when they don't have good, old fashiobed, paper towels. The "motion detecting" paper towel dispensers were the beginning of the end for hand washers. They rarely work, and you often end up doing a whole ninja mime routine to get a 4" section of the thinnest possible paper towels. The idea was to save paper by limiting the size of the paper towel dispensed each time. Like we weren't just going to wave 63 times and seceral feet of paper towel to dry our hands with.....😂
I didn't know where this post was going after the first 15 words, then thankfully it calmed down😂
Great fucking bit. I love it.
It’s so akward in such a great way😂😂
I swear to god dusty would be the best senator 😂😂 he says some real shit and waves equally. " you could just try stickin the crminals in prison yaknowhatimean, its why we built em" (waves) 😂😂
Considering Dusty grew up poor in a trailer park, something tells me his jokes about the prison industrial complex might be far deeper and funnier than that.
@TheAwesomes2104 okay take it easy. 🤣👉
@@TheAwesomes2104All right we’re having a good time 👋🏿
Hittin em with the wave
Ugh i HATE those!! "Here, before you can leave the bathroom, play Operation with a surprise gift of a deadly infection if you lose and touch the edge."
Boss 😂😂 I was in target when I first saw the air photocopier nonsense, I just used my black shirt and walked out.
I must confess when I use the restroom with no paper and only these gross machines I just give the sink a pump fake and head on out. I think I'm making my hands dirtier by washing them there.
We’re havin’ a good time!
We're havin' fun.
Dip it for me, Dusty 😂❤
Even if you don't touch the sides, you're still getting some other dude's water drippings when the fan blows all the water drippings around.
Best stand up special I’ve ever seen. Hands down not even close!
Dusty is a breath of fresh air! Really knows how to work an audience. Great comedian!🤣
I now say "just dippin it" all the time thanks to this...and my wife hates it😂
Dusty slays!😂
Well done Brother!
Well done!
Like pre-chewed food 😋
The absolute best. 😂
Brilliant
Dusty for president 2028. This man says what we all think. 😂
Dyson Blade dryers. 800 mph winds! It moves your skin to show your veins 😅
I loved your special
Please come to redding/ corning california!
U SLAYED IT YAY!
Used soap is excellence
Fr that shit is predominantly air
@dustyslay please upload the "real shorthanded joke" please 🙌
We're having a good time
I think the operation game reference went over a few peoples heads if they're not of age to remember
My mom tout me not to piss on my hands
We're having a good time...
👋 👓 👋
I dont want to hit that like button and f* up 420 likes. 👍
👍👋🖐️👓🧢😂
Imagine if they electrocuted you for touching the sides...
The great soap depression of 2024.
those hand dryers are NASTY! Do not use them....
am i just poor, or what hand dryers is he talking about? Toyota aint even got something like that.
I didn't know you had other jokes in your special. I rage quit when i saw too many repeated jokes about 25 minutes in.
I know what you mean! I hate it when my favorite band sings my favorite song at the concert...
Atsa good joke...
We're having a good time