Working After Your Two Weeks’ Notice Is a Sweet Gig - Dusty Slay - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Dusty Slay reminisces about quitting his job at a buffet restaurant and explains what designated drivers are really like. (Contains strong language.)
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Audience: Laughing
That one girl: HA, Haa, Ha Haaaa.
Adam Blea scrolled for this comment, lmfao
She had some hard feelings
Adam Blea lmao I was waiting for this comment 😂
I was wondering if she was on his payroll.
3:20
I Worked with this guy like 10 years ago at Hymans. He used to carry a notepad with him everywhere he went to write down jokes haha
hard work forever pays
Was he cool or funny, etc?
@@briguy459 Obviously he was funny.
Nathan Carnevale liar
GerrymanderingandtheNotGoods Officialmusicpage douche hammer
The "'ok' Corral" joke was a good, subtle joke.
He's got a touch of Mitch Hedberg in him. I like this dude.
i miss Mitch
@@tekel7453 phrasing, yes. Pacing and delivery, no!
Mitch was the best 😥
I was thinking he seemed like a Mitch Hedberg with half the drugs
You might have seen this next comedian at the store.(man this the first time I actually looked up mitches death and he was found on March 30th so when they made the announcement April first people thought it was a joke.)
"Can we be in and out of here in 30 minutes?"
"Hell, you can leave right now."
Actually spit my food out. Dead.
Having worked as a waiter in multiple restaurants over a 12 year period I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to say those words. 😂😅🤣
Hell I almost pissed my pants
I worked at a high end pizza place in the same shopping center as a movie theater, we got this question so many times my manager told us to just flat out say no. God that felt good.
How can someone look nervous and confident at the same time
Don't know how. But he pulls it off well.
Ikr -He has what it takes to make it big
We’re having a good time
That's Dusty Hymen for ya
yeah I like his style
"hell you can leave right now" . Hilarious.
why did i never think of this when i was waiting tables XD
My favorite line of his set!
I don't like this guy, but I feel like he would do really well at Trump rallies.
@@rupertmurdoch4750 he would yes. we like humour 👍
@Michael CrossAnyone who supports Donald Trump is brainwashed at no fault of their own. I have all the necessary facts to fix it, please give me the opportunity.
I grew up with Dusty and he has always been a genuinely nice guy who lived in a genuine trailer park and wore genuine Wolf t shirts😂😂 Excited to see him making it big!!
not sure about that, he's not that funny
He’s funny.
Did you live in a trailer to?
@@learenng1267and you are? 🤡
We used to call them "tornado magnets."
The “Dusty Hyman” joke did not get the love it deserved lol
Let's be real, does a Dusty Hyman ever get the love that it deserves?
he could have went on to explain how he was named after an old maiden aunt in the family~
@@erikgutierrez3613 Rim Shot
Go enjoy that joke on your own time 😂
I want to think that the “tight joke” is another level referencing that it is so dusty and unused that it’s still tight.
You're gonna pay me? and you know I'm quitting?
lmao
Jay Dee dark side of the moon I see
@@darceoboxer1369 always brother!
floyd!!!
ive never worked after a 2 week notice because in my bosses just tell me not to come in any more. almost like they know
@@Madmatt18 That's why you say, well ima come on in anyways. As it is illegal to fire someone for putting a two week notice in. I want those two weeks of freedom.
I'm currently in the middle of my two weeks at a job I've hated being at for over 2 years. It's so refreshing to be asked to do something and say "nah I'm good. "
Yesterday was my last day. I didn't do shit the whole day. It was glorious.
@@Renraw9002 haha I'm giving in my notice next week, I look forward to this.
Saaaame my last shift is today and I'm closing. Ain't gonna do shit lmao
You ducking bums!
Me too. I work in a hospital OR, so it’s not like you can cut corners, but god damn I’m glad to be leaving.
As a former/recovered alcoholic, the “I mean, I was good at it, but I’m not bragging about it” joke made me laugh a little too hard.
Are you Tara's sister?
@@jonathanwhite6881 A+
Do your a Former recovered alcoholic, does that mean your still an alcoholic?
I laughed harder when mulaney said it first
Bravo. I'm sure you are much more fun and interesting now.
“My attitude is slipping, I’ll be honest with ya” 😂😂😂
Never heard of this guy but I like him lol
Me neither, but he’s actually funny
Saw him in chattanooga tn he did a bit about tornados in trailer parks it was hilarious.
He’s better live. I had a great time.
@@forestbell4622 , Dang that must of been a really fun show cause this was pretty funny.
Better enjoy him now before he gets canned for stealing that Joe Rogan bit @ 3:40
"Helluva storm"
Best closing line I've heard in a while! 🤣🤣🤣
Samuel Mompremier yea man he was good
Really good! Did not expect that.
Great close
"I'll see ya'll later, I gotta take a shit" - Red Fox ...... walked off the stage and went straight to the restroom, left the audience applauding. Show was over. A beast of a closing.
@Super Otter 2 shouldn't be reading comments before you watch the video... you played yourself lmao
So many people ragging on that one girl laughing so loud....I was laughing that hard sitting in my own home. Those beer jokes were so on the nose. This guy has his own unique style and brand. He clearly has taken time to craft his art. I appreciated it and enjoyed the much needed and desired laught.
I love this guy. His delivery is unique. The way he kept touching his glasses and other quirky movements added so much. “Hell of a storm”
‘We’re having a good time’, I’m using this line every day for the rest of my life. 😆😆😆😆
had the same exact though
I've been using that since I was like 18. I demand royalties.
the missile skud lol, the last 5 months have been absolute trash 😆😆😆😆
the missile skud perfect.
Facts 😂
Girl: "HAAAA HAAA HA HA!"
Guy: note to self, no more dates to the comedy club.
She was havin a good time.
Well if some girl is searching for a date whitout laughter or fun i know where to direct her.
3:17
@@skalhen3704 lmao
"so, you liked that comedian huh babe? cause like, you found him really funny." worst car ride home
This dude has solid material and delivery. It's hard to make me laugh. He did it several times. Bravo!🙌
Same, you usually get a smile from me but I audibly laughed a few times. helluva storm got me good
If I was you I'd add the 2 words "I'm" and "Bitch" to my profile name 😂
So amazing! I am a stand-up nerd. I watch 100% of the stuff on the main streaming services. This guy is seriously under appreciated. He needs to hit it big. He stuff is unique, flowing, and perfectly timed. I literally cried watching this.
"Can we be in-N-outta here in 30 minutes?"
"Hell...you can leave RIGHT NOW!"
😀😆😂😅
😂
Ngl I laughed harder at that than I have in a long time.
idk man,, it depends on how fast you can scarf down a burger and some fries,,
"Enjoy that joke on your own time." 😂
Burn a debt
We're having a good time here
I don't get it
@@evanwalter3486 smoke some weed 💨💨
@@evanwalter3486 Making subtle sex jokes is TIGHT
That woman laughing at the Dusty Hyman joke is my spirit animal
That's not laughter, it's a performance.
“I’m the oldest, nobody will touch me” outta pocket 😭😂😂
He's not lying about Hyman's and Sticky Fingers. Same damn block.
you can go around back behind the mall to get to the hershey highway........ in hershey pennsylvania....
or go up front to get to the boulder holders in boulder colorado
calvi in california this is funny
Yeah, both are on Meeting street. Hyman's is an infamous tourist trap, so many better places to get seafood in Charleston. They have had a sign up for well over thirty years that they were voted the best seafood restaurant in Charleston by southern living magazine, pretty sure that vote was made sometime in the 1970's since that signs been there my entire life and I was born in 80.
Lmao thats funny as hell
@@chrish931 what are some of the better seafood places live in Georgia could kill some seafood now lol thx man
I don't think they got or appreciated the "O.K. Corral" joke.
It's a little corny is all. Clever but corny and there's a timing / delivery problem as well.
@@JeremyHolmes agreed. Good jokes. Just a....rusty dusty
@@TheAcb9 yeah he'll be awesome soon. Reminds me slightly of the beginning of Mitch's career before he found his groove.
@@JeremyHolmes .. THAT was genius! LOL!!
@@JeremyHolmes I can see it. Emphasis on slightly.
"If you're gonna be on a Moped, have a story."
That was Theo Von levels of wit.
This guy looks like Mike Myers doing an SNL character.
Also, he's hilarious.
He does 😂
I was thinking young David Cross with hair.
More like Robert Smigel.
He does yes. Agreement from the UK 🇬🇧👍
Shoutout to that one girl in the audience giving him the laughs he deserves 🙌🏼
He really was good! So many truths and that's what makes it funny!
If you listen closely you can hear her in every comedy crowd.
Ecstasy is a helluva drug.
Right. So tired of people criticizing others for actually laughing and enjoying the show.
3:17
Great crowd. Really. People tend to only comment on bad crowds so I thought I'd say that.
We’re having a good time
Yeah, but kore important than the crowd, WHO was that one laughing? You know exactly who I mean too. What is THEIR story, she was into this shit more than I was and that's saying something
She’s drunk. The end.
Anyone who gets like that when drunk, is good times and I wanna know more. The end for you is the start of some crazy stories for me bruh
I recommend Pornhub.
I didn’t laugh much, but I pushed air out my nose harder than usual many times
I laughed at this
Yeah, his humor was a bit different but I'm not complaining 😂
Idk funny cat to Mee 👍👍
That crowd was feeeeelin’ him
@@AustinNovel They were having a good time
He has a much more relaxed personality than a lot of comics. It's unique and honestly refreshing to see, this dude's hilarious
Just so you know, he switched hands on his microphone for 82 times.
Oh no
Go do stand up...you wont know what to do with your hands...
Superior self pleasuring mode enabled.
Bet he can slide A to B on a NES controller and cool excite bikes with mere suggestion.
It’s also a shure beta 58, and the cable has six coils in it.
*It was in this moment, you made a strong percentage of people sigh deeply, and low-key rewatch this to count lol
This is my top 3 comedy central presents segments. The last joke never gets stale lmao "Hey you been crying alot" lol
Just reading your comment made me laugh again lol
Hell of a storm had be fucking crying
I agree and this saw this about a year ago and still come back to it
Helleuvah storm bro!!!
I almost fainted when he got to the power outage bit I couldn’t catch my breath cause of how hard I laughed
That woman's laugh reminds me of the guy who laughs and explains the joke on Family Guy.
Ha haa It's funny cause when you explain a jokes it ruins it
HaHA! You saw a good joke, explained it by writing it down on the internet. I read it also via the internet! Am now writing back to saw I am appreciating your joke! 😂
"Can we be in and out of here in 30 minutes?"
"Hell, you can leave right now."
I so regret not ever saying that when I worked in a restaurant.
You can always go get a job and then put your two week notice in
Ill say it for you. Im looking currently 😂😂😂
I already quit twice but got jobs I hate more (usually other restaurants), so I went back to my current job, but I haven't given up hope about quitting this job to work in another restaurant. I mean, ya gotta EAT, RIGHT?!?! O_O
Word.
@S O U T H E R N heehee, I enjoy the free meals and 50% meal discounts after that, but I also was being silly about how restaurant jobs suck and then I have to get another job...at a restaurant
Designated driver still drinks but is the only one willing to risk it 😂😂😂😂😂
,😂😂 He was good
@Boxing Supraves he was referencing the joke
@@joys8634 it was the joke you moron
My two favorite must see comedians right now are Nate Bargatze and Dusty Slay. Both are hilarious and so relatable.
"You only get two DUIs don't waste them" - epic
have a story!
Wife's gone...truck got towed...power's out.........HELL OF A STORM!!! I lost it hahaha
Sounding like a country song.
“You been crying a lot. Yeah I been crying a lot. Wife left me, car got towed, power went out,Helluva Storm!”
That was a great ending. Nicely wrapped up
I read this as he was saying it 😂
Joanne T ur welcome hahah
Man his callbacks are amazing.
@@locrianphyrigian3779 I'd say that was still part of the same joke but he wrapped it up really great.
Lol, just quit Walmart, a hundred times in that 2 weeks I said “so fire me” or “ that’s why I don’t work here anymore “.
Nah you still there.
He doesn't look like it at first, but he might be one of those "too intelligent for the audience" types.
The answer to that is to be like the woman and just laugh during every pause
Honestly I think it has to do with mob intelligence, I dont know if I would've laughed as much if I was in the crowd just because laughter is such a social thing
@@ghostnoodle9721 yeah I didn’t agree with that either. When I saw him live there was a lot of people dying, I cried a few times. His set that night was on fkn point.
I honestly dont think his jokes are that well crafted. Theres a lot of fat on his act.
He says "you know what I mean" over and over to no comedic effect
i think thats why he dressed(looks) that way. so as to associate .. idk, im just learning/practicing
I was thinking budweiser right before he said it about the catfish and I lost it
Same !!!
i wanna meet the person who wants wine with catfish.. so i can slap them
I was thinking box wine
Forrest Gump stops country wide marathon to perform a comedy set. We're having a good time.
It happens .
@@mafia_dave32 do u want me to shoot the spider or is your picture not TUSK related..
@mister poopies Spaaaaaaaaaaazoid
@mister poopies I think he means soggy bottom boy
He starts off with "were having a good time" and at the end its "hey man, you been crying?" 😂🤣😂😭
Not anymore
This guy is a gem. His entire set is saturated with great content.
Came for the comedian, stayed for the laughing woman
3:16
I love standup, but if there's one thing i love more then its that ONE person in every good set thats too drunk and laughs WAY too much. Shit cracks me up every time :D
Hey we’re all having a good time
Sweet profile pic
Sounds like the ostrich on family guy
@@Jhop273 lmao
Man this guy has some strong material, that last bit was solid.
too bad he left it at home.. jackie martling is better and
OTTO AND GEORGE are the fkn king right now!!
@@andrewclayterman6230 Nah...
@@andrewclayterman6230 You’ve posted multiple times about how you don’t like this guy. What is your problem?
Actually, think I know...
This guy is hilarious. The most impressive part is how he ties it all together
Saw him live & up close in Boulder and he single handedly changed the way I view live comedy. I had real cramps from laughing so damn hard
This guy is good but ma'am you need to chill.
😂
@Bri Ba
😆 right! lol
its his mom
@@CruznN4th
Lol! 😆
@Bri Ba
I guess that's also the real reason nobody really wants designated drivers
“My attitude is slippin” 😭
We’re havin a good time. Lol
Comment 69!!!!! Show me your hymen!!! 😂😂😂
@@thefryinator7774 That's a good joke. We're having fun.
Mood at work today for real
Go home, research that, enjoy the joke on your own time. 🤣 Love it. This dude's delivery is on point. I hope dude keeps writing material, this is good and is only going to get better.
Dusty is hilarious! I don't know what's special about his way of saying things but after two or three times hearing "we're having a good time" that alone is enough to crack me up
"I'll do a six month's notice if you want" 😂😂😂
Damn this dude hella funny and "I had a good time."
"I know what you mean."
Doug Stanhope, "60 inches of AIDS"
He's awesome
"You only get two d.u.i's, don't waste it"
Best joke...
What's more satisfying than putting in your notice and watching everything fall apart? :)
Having your boss beg you to come back.
Lol. Put in my 2 weeks about a week ago... business is already collapsing. Shitty bosses are the worst.
@@philcool1968 and saying no thank you
I really appreciate the offer though
He's like a squidbillie irl 😂
underrated comment.
Haha get it, cause hat 👌😂👌😂👌😂👌🤔👌😂👌😂😥😂😥😂👀😂😚🤔👌😂😚🤔😚🤔😚😂😚🤔😥😂😚😂
HAA AHhaha AAAAHH!! It’s almost like this bit had been done before by Larry the Cableguy!!!
@@leiferikson747 Except Dusty has smart jokes.
You cutting your eye at me?
At the end he should have said... "But I'm having a good time."
You're right. That would've been perfect.
“But I don’t care, I’m 3 months into a 6 month notice”
word! I thought he was gonna bring that back
I'd say no; "Helluva storm", is far more appropriate.
"When it rains, it pours."
I’m always impressed that he knows that I’m having a good time.
Maybe he knows that he’s just that good.
Guy: “nothing ever good happens when u black out” GIRL: ooooHaaaaaaa!! HAA! HAAAA!!!
If you can get arrested for 4 beers why not have 14, you only get 2 duis don’t waste them 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
im currently dealing with my 2nd dui and i gotta say i didnt waste them. they were worth it
Matty Matt your a piece of shit
@@Madmatt18 you are a fucking douchebag
@@Madmatt18 dealing with #2 myself. Least I made it to 38yrs old before my second.
My Favorite thing to say after the 2 week notice is "What are you gonna do, fire me"
That actually happened to me gave my two weeks, skipped the Last three days and they called and said my position was terminated.
@@sandramichaud9268 lol. Not sure if you noticed bossman but i terminated that position 2 weeks ago.
If you get fired you can't use it as a reference. That's fine when you're young looking for shit temp jobs. But if you have been working the same place for awhile and get fired, now you have to explain wtf you were doing for those years you can't reference...
Bosses don't even have to give you 2 weeks notice in some states. Where I'm at the last several years they walk you out the door the moment they tell you. Turns out we can do the same.
@@SnowbordrWRX In Texas if you give 2 weeks notice it is legal grounds for immediate termination. Seen people put in 2 weeks, leave 5 minutes later. Technically it's not being fired if you put it in writing, but many people who work for shitty bosses have been shocked to be asked to leave.
"Hell of a storm." The trifecta of a broken man. Ha!
What's the other two?
that "still get alot of blackouts'' joke was golden man
He's not lying about Hyman's and Sticky Fingers in Charleston...
Hyman's is actually pretty good.
Grand Theories i like the taste of hymans as well
Grand Theories Hymans gets more hype than it deserves though because it pays to be ranked high in the local paper. If you want good seafood try The Coast over by that gelato place.
I Googled it - it's there.
@@MrHarris73 so Hymans do exist?
This man is a pretty good writer. Great flow.
Were having a good time. Brilliant segways
Dusty slay is the norm McDonald of comedy right now, his delivery and timing is flawless.
"Can we be in and outta here in 30 min?.. Hell you can leave right now."😂
I've been that guy from both sides, waiting on people in a hurry and trying to get in and out of a place on a short lunch break.
He’s a buddy of mine from high school. I literally just drove by that Western Sizzlin’.
Kinda like the OK Corral huh?
Smiled and laughed the whole time, need more of this guy
I actually felt sad during the last part, because i felt he was actually talking about himself and what he has actually gone through ❤️❤️❤️
This guy is unlike any other comedian I have seen fucking original, creative, and awesome.
First time seeing and hearing him. He did a good job
He was having a good time
Sleep State haaaa. Good one. Ya he was.
The delivery was smooth and simple. Had me dying for real. 😆
I know a lady like that. A loud laugher . Its endearing up til you order 2nd drink or roughly 7 minutes as this clip suggests. I tend to drink fast sometimes
He’s hilarious! That girl in the audience though...😂
Dusty Hyman's a good dude! Too bad he's quittin' soon
Is your name a two kings reference
At least he gave a two week notice
@@insufficientfunds5603 I poisoned your wine
Don’t always read the comments, but I sure am glad I caught this one LOL laughing out loud all by myself in the comment section
You win the internet
His little mannerisms and constant movements like adjusting his glasses and saying “you know what I mean?” actually make his already great jokes a lot funnier for some reason
“If you’re gonna be on a moped, you better have a story.” Love this guy
"Oh ,your wife still here.......cause they're leaving"!!....🤣😂
Cranium Kryptonite 😂🍺
Got to see this guy months ago in my home town. He opened for Steve-O. Glad to see he's doing well!
Drop the snap
@Colt Taylor lol what are you doing with your life?
He passed away last night. R.I.P...
LMAO @ "Hell, you can leave right now... don't let me hold you up."
“Having that one friend that’s willing to risk it...” best bit of the set😂
"You only get 2 dui's, make em count" haha I liked that one,hope this guy makes enough money to find better fitting glasses.
😂😂😂😊🤗
Only when you upgrade your LED bulb from 2900k to the Mild Sweat Glare range.
Intense beanie vibes were the unexpected gem in the comments
Lmaooo because the third one is a felony
@@adolfeldios4477 congratulations you win!!!!
The glasses makes his persona
Comedian: So I...
Woman in audience: HAAAAA HAHAHAHAH AAAHHHH !
: AHHHHH 🌬
I definitely thought some of the laughs were way too strong for the jokes
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
She wild
Hell of a storm sent me. This is a great bit
I'm LITERALLY about to type up my resignation letter
That was very well written material. This dude's gonna make it big.
He gon quit soon
Nah he's only got 2 weeks left
This guy is going places. Almost every line had me laughing hysterically
CarRamrod Same! Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg's jokes a little bit!
“Hell, you can leave right now” killed meeeee. I love this guy. The “we’re having a good time” and “that’s a good joke” stuff kills me too. Goes to show, sometimes you gotta toot your own horn and move along.
Love this guy's vibe and delivery.
Hes like a hipster member of Duck Dynasty. Paul Robertson
A total and complete bum I thought so too
@@PinkMoonisGonnaGetYou no, you're wrong. Hes a friend of mine, and its all true. Why would you say that? What are you basing that on?
...hey....
This dude is one of the most hilarious comics I've seen in a while! Love how down to earth and deadpan he is.
Occasionally I come back to this video just to laugh until my eyes water. It's a slow build but once you start it just rolls out of you.
One of the few comics in a *long* while that have me coming back even after all this time.
I'm giving my boss a 2 day notice. Because I'm leaving today.
that one girl with the laugh like:
HUAUUAAA HAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHNNGGGGGGG
So fucking irritating
🤣🤣💀
I’m immediately looking up all this dudes stuff! That’s exactly how you quit a job! 😂
I am honored to say I did the theme song for his podcast
Can we be in and out in 30 minutes? "Hell you can leave right now" haha
The thumbnail got me to click because he looks like Joe Dirt with glasses
They ain’t glasses
They’re a ocular prosthetic
I thought David Cross was trying to invent a new character.