Childrens Books - Stand Up Comedy - Dusty Slay

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  • Ten Little Monkeys the Childrens Book - Stand Up Comedy - Dusty Slay
    Dusty Slay is a hilarious stand up comedian.
    Find out more about Dusty Slay's comedy at:
    Website: dustyslay.com
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  • @FloydsDamnVan2
    @FloydsDamnVan2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    My mom would always say, through a cloud of cigarette smoke “That’s what you get for jumping on the bed.”

    • @metalboy27
      @metalboy27 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I read that in a Ron White voice.

    • @JonSchlegel
      @JonSchlegel ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s a Fox News mom right there

    • @marleythechameleonandherbi2724
      @marleythechameleonandherbi2724 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Suffer the consequences”, was my mom’s line.

    • @sarahrankin4682
      @sarahrankin4682 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahhh! The good 'old days...my friend's mom would give us $5 to walk to the convenient store to buy her cigarettes. We were 10.

    • @chrisoconnor3119
      @chrisoconnor3119 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good memories

  • @conservativepineapples6203
    @conservativepineapples6203 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I just love Dusty’s take on things as simple as a children’s book or a country song! It’s gosh darn brilliant!

    • @metalboy27
      @metalboy27 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He could do an hour on this book and another hour on "It's 5 O'clock Somewhere".

  • @joeskis
    @joeskis ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "We got a couple we're working through right now." That subtle joke is actually the best one!

  • @dustinh1583
    @dustinh1583 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This is some of the best comedy I have seen recently and honestly maybe in a really long time. He is literally slowly reading us a book we have all read and adding a little funny commentary. The delivery makes a boring idea absolutely hilarious. Nobody else can do this in the same way today. Excellent.

    • @67loowit_scarab57
      @67loowit_scarab57 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah we’re having a good time!

    • @sharonfladeland2621
      @sharonfladeland2621 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m glad I found him!

    • @elskid206
      @elskid206 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The delivery, yeah, is hilarious but after a moment or two his hands are distracting me entirely.
      He cannot stop touching his face his hair, his glasses, every 5 seconds,
      AND ROCKING BACK AND FORTH.
      Gezzzz o Pete STOP!!!
      Totally distracts me from what he's saying

    • @brianevans5616
      @brianevans5616 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When I first saw him I couldn't help but notice these quirks also but we all have ways we cope with situations and that is part of Dusty and he's hilarious

    • @julieglover9190
      @julieglover9190 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nub Bhutan

  • @staropalis
    @staropalis ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You’re not done with dad jokes. You’re just getting started, Dusty. It’s inevitable.

    • @themainten4433
      @themainten4433 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There’s a whole wealth of material in being a new Dad. Congrats Dusty!

    • @sharonfladeland2621
      @sharonfladeland2621 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!!!

    • @srbaran
      @srbaran ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't choose the dad life; the dad life chooses you!

  • @prodigal71
    @prodigal71 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My father died last Thursday & we weren't close....seeing this clip reminded me of reading that book to my kids when they were young. It brought back such fun memories & made me appreciate how good my relationship is with my own children. Thanks for that feeling... brought a huge smile to my face!
    Oh & I used to tell my children during the reading: I don't think she's doing a very good job in the mom department.

  • @eMegMBea
    @eMegMBea ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I don't know what lesson my daughter is supposed to learn here ..." 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheOriginalMeek
    @TheOriginalMeek ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Dusty...
    Your delivery and cadence for line execution is part of an elite class of comedians. You perform like few I've ever seen before. Truly blessed by your presence to pursue comedy. Thank you and keep it up brother.

  • @weibherrman
    @weibherrman ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Damn Dusty is on fire with these new jokes, can't wait for a new album to come out!

  • @princesssummerland7269
    @princesssummerland7269 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dusty you have a real gift for telling a story and making it hilarious ❤😂😂😂

  • @tchrisou812
    @tchrisou812 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "get a rug" 😂

  • @damianthielemier6249
    @damianthielemier6249 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Great bit. Comedy aside, if you haven’t signed up for the Dolly Parton Imagination Library, do it. We buy a lot of books for our daughter (18 months) but something about that one that comes from the mailbox gets her sooooo danged excited and we immediately have to read it like 5 times. It’s awesome.

    • @frenchtoast2319
      @frenchtoast2319 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our son is 3 and is still getting a book a month through her program.

    • @Oneshotup
      @Oneshotup ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My son is turning 5 and devastated that Dolly’s books won’t come anymore.
      I’ll probably keep stuffing one in a month just to keep him excited.

    • @sed6
      @sed6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed, great series! It's free even better.

  • @juliovaldez-nolasco2942
    @juliovaldez-nolasco2942 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This just killed me LMAO

  • @icupbling
    @icupbling ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the literal analyzing and you sound so concerned lmao I love it so much

  • @girlycurlylocks
    @girlycurlylocks ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just realized I typed "Dusty Slay Children" to locate this video to show my husband. 👀😂 So great! Can't wait to see Dusty in person soon!

  • @bladeaddison3189
    @bladeaddison3189 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Some days I just need a guaranteed laugh and I come listen to you. Awesome stuff as always. Thank you for all you do.

  • @Iceracer25
    @Iceracer25 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Was waiting for "maybe they should call a vetrenarian next time." Only Dusty can make a bit out of something like that. Can't wait to see him live.

  • @sbneversail
    @sbneversail ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Saw you do this at Zanies! Commenting , “I didn’t think that joke would work” You made me laff so hard!!!! Glad you posted it! I’m a retired school librarian- I have read this book To kids so many times.😊

  • @srchristopher6040
    @srchristopher6040 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You’re way of breaking down songs, books, whatever, and applying it to the real world, is priceless! You’ve got this bro! Let’s get you too 100000 subscribers!

    • @srchristopher6040
      @srchristopher6040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got you my friend! THE DUSTY SLAY NATION IS ON!

  • @Jj-bh1tv
    @Jj-bh1tv ปีที่แล้ว +3

    DUSTY-------I love your style. Thank you for your craft.

  • @sharonfladeland2621
    @sharonfladeland2621 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He is so funny! We need laughter! Please do more children’s books…this was hilarious!!!

  • @jasoncarter9356
    @jasoncarter9356 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dusty you truly have a gift, I love your stand up and I cry laughing every time I hear you.

  • @loosethakid
    @loosethakid 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Saw you live in Salt Lake last month. You crushed dude. My family was in tears from the beginning. Can’t wait for your special!

  • @mattkonetski9818
    @mattkonetski9818 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You are good at finding funny in stuff I see everyday and don't think twice about. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @robbaholic
    @robbaholic ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This had me laughing way too hard 😂

  • @bobby_darnell
    @bobby_darnell ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Absolutely brilliant! Dusty Slay makes it all look so easy!

  • @jaredpatrick7365
    @jaredpatrick7365 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I get so excited for every new Dusty clip! I rewatch each one and send them to all my friends.

  • @SickNaban
    @SickNaban ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love your comedy Dusty! Can't wait to see you live!

  • @ErrybodyGetTypsy
    @ErrybodyGetTypsy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God bless you Dusty Slay!!

  • @justapp442
    @justapp442 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Laughing so hard lol I have to hold my chest 😅

    • @DustySlay
      @DustySlay  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you!

  • @KelvinK.5238
    @KelvinK.5238 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That had me laughing the whole time without the foul language or crude themes most comedians rely on - excellent! Hope you come to the St.Louis area sometime...

  • @nnd5768
    @nnd5768 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dusty I think you hit a gold mine with this bit. Keep doing children's books you will make a huge success with this. This is totally your thing. Love your work having a good time over here. God bless

  • @acurarl9929
    @acurarl9929 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Keep em coming DUSTY. Love it.

  • @Sooofullofcraft
    @Sooofullofcraft ปีที่แล้ว

    ILY Dusty! Keep em' comin, so good! 🤙

  • @twilfits
    @twilfits ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dusty SLAYS!! We're havin a good 👍 👌 time 😄 🤠🤓

  • @esigman1
    @esigman1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dusty you’re pretty dang funny. You’re getting funnier too we can tell. Great storytelling pacing and voice

  • @jimjone
    @jimjone ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good material Dusty. Excellent delivery.

  • @Jetti1995
    @Jetti1995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You killed it Dusty!! I love it. Sharing with with everyone I know!

  • @angelajackowiak1584
    @angelajackowiak1584 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have watched this several times and still laugh, so damn funny!

  • @chiliboom6140
    @chiliboom6140 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you Dusty. This is awesome. I'm having a good time.

  • @arsplastiques
    @arsplastiques ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg, this is SO GOOD!! Thank you!

  • @billfisher8647
    @billfisher8647 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really enjoyed this as well as your show in Greensboro. Hope to see you again soon.

  • @princesssummerland7269
    @princesssummerland7269 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love this and the way you tell stories is hilarious 😂😂😂😂❤

  • @479FilmsX
    @479FilmsX ปีที่แล้ว

    Original content and smart man. Love you Dusty! Come back to Arkansas

  • @mandywathen7847
    @mandywathen7847 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I really woke my husband up from laughing... bot the noise, I was trying to suppress that as much as possible, it's that I'm laughing so hard my body is shaking the bed!

  • @livethegimmick24-7
    @livethegimmick24-7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Killer bit Dusty, hope to see you do some shows in Canada in the future? Keep it up bro we're having a good time!

  • @farmonious420
    @farmonious420 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great bit Dusty. Good comedians can make any premise funny.
    Stay Happy and Healthy

  • @nickflores6543
    @nickflores6543 ปีที่แล้ว

    So hilarious, perfect delivery! 😂😂

  • @levimabecomedy
    @levimabecomedy ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this bit, dude. Very funny.

  • @ianmacfarlane9454
    @ianmacfarlane9454 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great video Dusty🤣🤣👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @MaxineAndrew
    @MaxineAndrew ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm loving this 😂😂

  • @thejokesonusguys
    @thejokesonusguys ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious! Can't wait to see you in Syracuse in 2 days! I'm intentionally not counting today or Friday to emphasize how excited I am about this!!

  • @DelaCroix94
    @DelaCroix94 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 blessings to you and your family!!!

  • @mcmc77658
    @mcmc77658 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great work Dusty! see you at Zanies in Chicago this January! Bundle up!

  • @thecommonnovelist4181
    @thecommonnovelist4181 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had me utterly hooked by the 40 second mark. Great bit!

  • @billfisher8647
    @billfisher8647 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your clean comedy. So funny.

  • @kaw8473
    @kaw8473 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Congratulations Dusty! 🎉

  • @princesssummerland7269
    @princesssummerland7269 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this story ❤😂😂😂

  • @JoeLoesch
    @JoeLoesch 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dusty's the best! He simply dissects this book and brings so much information to the forefront. So, back to my book, I'm up to 5 little monkeys again, but with a whole new perspective. Thanks, Dusty!

  • @jaedonavey1566
    @jaedonavey1566 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely loving these analyses of narratives folks take for granted. This video and the analysis of its 5 o clock somewhere are quite enjoyable.

  • @joeguilfoyle1922
    @joeguilfoyle1922 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm 53 and a half, and heard the 10 little monkeys story hundreds if not thousands of times. Never knew they were girl Monkeys though. Now it all makes since 😂

  • @RaccoonCityPD
    @RaccoonCityPD ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Dusty, I only just found you recently but I joke about this song with my Wife as well along the lines of "Surely at monkey number 3 the doctor should be making a call to Child Protective Services, like what is going on in that house?" 🤣

  • @burtmcgurt3584
    @burtmcgurt3584 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahah! That was so good!

  • @garnol12
    @garnol12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, this is hysterical! Come to Louisiana Dusty. We need this in person

  • @beverlys10
    @beverlys10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious 😂

  • @Steven-wz7sh
    @Steven-wz7sh ปีที่แล้ว

    15 months. Awesome!

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So funny!

  • @georgedavidson1221
    @georgedavidson1221 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent

  • @MicahSewell
    @MicahSewell ปีที่แล้ว

    This was perfect

  • @MarionMarie27
    @MarionMarie27 ปีที่แล้ว

    Comedy gold!

  • @gpmoore
    @gpmoore ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing.

  • @TheNewAmericanMedia
    @TheNewAmericanMedia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Every book is a children's book if the child can read!"
    - Mitch

  • @memyselfi2005
    @memyselfi2005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great set, congratulations man didn’t know you became a dad, awesome !

  • @wendymerrillperry9699
    @wendymerrillperry9699 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gosh darn you’re funny. Made my day.

  • @edwardjames3054
    @edwardjames3054 ปีที่แล้ว

    love him.. we're havin a good time!

  • @hucklebuckchuck7218
    @hucklebuckchuck7218 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he’s like, I don’t like to read ya see how I look.😂

  • @hungrybois5954
    @hungrybois5954 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude, you need a special! I'm crackin up just a minute in.

  • @cleveland2020
    @cleveland2020 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dusty, please come to Cleveland!

  • @robbscofield3849
    @robbscofield3849 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dusty is the Greatest comic of all time!

  • @gisellerobitaille8136
    @gisellerobitaille8136 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome video❤❤❤👍👍👍

  • @marleythechameleonandherbi2724
    @marleythechameleonandherbi2724 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best version I’ve heard.

  • @rickjames547
    @rickjames547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved reading this book to my kids 😂😂😂

  • @nathanreece1743
    @nathanreece1743 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw dusty in Greenville sc a couple of weeks ago. It was awesome.

  • @JamesMiddletonIV
    @JamesMiddletonIV ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We're having a good time.
    The content is great man!

  • @foxhollerhomestead
    @foxhollerhomestead ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Dusty, may names Dusty and I too was raised in a trailer park!! Woohoo!!

  • @michellestory1686
    @michellestory1686 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You’re going to be the fucking king of dad jokes, dude😆💀⚡️

  • @TheSoulKorean
    @TheSoulKorean ปีที่แล้ว

    Tapped 🤣UT

  • @rygy729
    @rygy729 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love me some dusty slay!

  • @emilyknowlton8602
    @emilyknowlton8602 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is amazing, and underrated!

  • @segdaassolos
    @segdaassolos ปีที่แล้ว

    love ya dusty and funny wife lady and baby that you have God Bless you

  • @willehster9467
    @willehster9467 ปีที่แล้ว

    some comics hit ya with the quick one/two punch. dusty hits you with a quick 10/12 punches one right after the other, but it still never feels rushed!

  • @DA-jw6nm
    @DA-jw6nm ปีที่แล้ว

    Good one😅

  • @fewsh
    @fewsh ปีที่แล้ว

    Your punchline alarm was going off. 😄

  • @I82much2day-soudonthave2
    @I82much2day-soudonthave2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dusty is tops. Simple as that!

  • @adamturner9061
    @adamturner9061 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's hilarious how you break things down. Seriously.

  • @mamacitachula96
    @mamacitachula96 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a new mom herself, I laughed so hard!

  • @cp-sh9nj
    @cp-sh9nj ปีที่แล้ว

    Put a coat hanger over your hat and tie one end of a rubber band to it and the other to the bottom of the baby bottle. Thanks for all the comedy my gift to you wisdom lol. And congrats on the baby!

  • @jonathansmith7753
    @jonathansmith7753 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the park home run, on that one bud!

  • @cynthiap1927
    @cynthiap1927 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dusty=hilarious😂

  • @eddieschneider1947
    @eddieschneider1947 ปีที่แล้ว

    so funny