Trump Challenges Nikki Haley to an Aptitude Test, Oscar Nomination Day & Depend Underwear Models!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Los Angeles got up early this morning for Oscar Nomination day, Donald Trump was cheated out of another nod from the Academy, Trump and Nikki Haley are going head-to-head in the New Hampshire Primary, Greg Kelley of Newsmax believes Trump’s slip-up with calling Nancy Pelosi “Nikki Haley” is actually a sign of intelligence, Melania has not been on the campaign trail much, Trump gave another “I Have a Nightmare” speech, and we meet the cover models from Depend padded underwear.
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That Depend segment was priceless! What absolute class acts those guys are!
Agreed. And the football player was so quick-witted he must have retired without suffering a single concussion.
Would you say he was ... on the ball?
hilarious!
@@obrysii The Depends would cover the balls. Accurate.
Every teacher has at least 2 jobs, if not 3, to survive. He has a fun one.
The Depends models were hilarious 😂😂😂
Yeah they all had such great senses of humor.
Very good sports. I'd be friends with any of them.
Love the DEPENDS guys! 🥰 They were all 3 great sports! I’m a retired “med-surg” RN & incontinence is just a fact of life - no big deal.
We’re lucky that there are alternatives to make life a little easier😊
Kudos to the Depend models for showing up for this segment. Funny and oddly wholesome, loved it. 😁❤
Hannibal Lecter is an awesome actor. His role as Anthony Hopkins was his best work. 😂😂
You Dependable Dudes are the absolute best! Shouting it out from the rooftops of Waldport Oregon .
There's nothing like a good looking guy with a fabulous sense of humor.
Cheers to you three. Wait, wait . . . Jimmy too.
The football player, is dreamy, and funny too.
@@Vejur9000 But he wets his pants.
Omg! They are all cute and funny.
They were great, first guy was funny. Shout out from fellow Oregonian! Medford area :)
There may be a day when us aging men need these undergarments, and what better models are there to make us feel ok about our decision to choose to buy the Depend brand?
The personal rationale and psychology is this: If it's ok for these three awesome and successful fellow men to wear (or at least endorse them,), it's ok for me to buy and wear them.
That's why these three successful men should be celebrated and proud of what they bring to society. They make it better for the rest of us and I think their modeling has a very positive impact on the product they represent and a positive impact on society.
The Depend guys were chill! Laith was funny! 😂
Laith is HOT!!!
Melania is a "very caring person". That is why she wore the "I don't care" coat.
Yes, I need that coat for when she announces she is divorcing Trump and is moving to Europe.
Also the audio tape of her saying “f…k Christmas”. I love it when she wouldnt let dumpy into the limo after her mom’s funeral.
She is just a grifter like the rest of the family
She really showcased how much she cared by destroying generations of first ladies work in the rose garden. She actually could have done more good by doing nothing.
Don't look very deep then... Nothing wrong with shallow, I guess.
What a wonderful trio of gentleman! They handled the teasing beautifully! Kudos!
Laith, Rumando and Stu are amazing😊 I've worked with young men like them that have needed these products due to neurological disorders. People need to not tease about it. I'm glad young mean are modelling them❤
On his private jet - telling us he doesn't have time to sit down and eat. 🙄
I work in long term care and now I can't wait til the day that I get to go "That guy is a former football player, that guy is a 6th grade teacher, that guy has a PHD". Totally love their sense of humor about it, they are all amazing.
Do you think that it will help to make it more acceptable for men to wear them?
@@jannetteberends8730 it may for some. It can be a very difficult thing for a person to go through and is very individualized. There is stigma attached to the need for incontinence items along with a feeling of losing independence. This can help with removing the stigma. And for some they might get a laugh out of this helping them handle it better. But never crack jokes about it unless the person does first and then only in severe moderation. Some handle things with humor, some do not. If they are a person that doesn't then you will only make them feel worse.
My husband is getting older and says he wouldn’t mind wearing them so he wouldn’t have to get up and go to the bathroom so often! Especially during a football game!
@@grammysal a practical mind 😀
@@MaesRuthThey might have lost independence but now they can do an in-depend-dance?
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.
It was great that Jimmy got ahold of the depends models. They were great sports. It was great to see this after the Trump news and other news.
The underwear trio guests were incredibly funny. I honestly hope a talent agency books them for live action commercials or something.
Yeah, it's a no-brainer that they would accept this media opportunity when they are working as models. I especially liked the phd guy - lol
Oh My!
The interview with the “Dependables” almost killed me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Greg Kelly's embarrassment for the excuse he made for Trump's Pelosi/Haley mistake should last forever.
It really is impossible to believe that he doesn't know how much of an
a$$ he is for that excuse 😂
"Y" must be one of those American vowels we rarely hear about.
LOL
This Kelly guy is the master of one and a half dimentional chess 🤓
Imagine having as little dignity as he does.
11:37 Now trump wants to test Niki. If he was brave enough to debate her, no further test would be necessary. He would have lost, that is why he didn’t debate.
Why should he lower himself to debate the Globalist puppet?
IQ 156
@@valbrooks6982 That is high for you, isn't it. Good for you!
@@JP-nq7wf I don’t have an IQ of 156
@@valbrooks6982 I want to say something snarky but, I'll refrain. Trump 2024!
I love the guys that came on with the depends. What a great sense of humor they all have they're all good-looking they're smart and that was really the funniest thing I've ever seen good for them.😂
OMG please let Nikki Hayley challenge him to an aptitude test. That would be fun. 😂😂😂
He has challenged her it seemed in that interview. It should be done on national TV! Nikki will wipe the floor with him!
hilarious you mean!
Well, or a cognitive test. You're born with your aptitudes. We all have them, unless they are destroyed by brain damage and neglect - as OJ's test will show - lol. Maybe they can measure an aptitude for fraud and grift.
@@sharonrichards7656 I’m not so sure..she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed either. Remember her there civil war answer ?
Aptitude and cognitive are different
The models look like people worth knowing, great senses of humor. So cool that they got to be on the show this way.
Those Depend models were all very handsome and seemed like great sports about it. It really must pay well!
A good percentage of people are likely to have to use these at a certain age, so making the models look attractive is to make them seem more acceptable.
Stu what you do besides modeling diapers? I have a phd 🙄
@@soliniv1411 "Some guys have all the luck" - is now my earworm for the day
Props to those Depends men for coming to the show. That was absolutely hilarious!
I love that the Jimmy Kimmel show would track down models from a diaper advert. And that they would show up and be game. You're telling me life is not good? Okay!? Do you.
Those guys were so good humored about the whole thing. And Jimmy really knows how to connect.
Gig is a gig is a gig is a gig and if a gig is on a national TV - more gigs.
Loved it!
Muscles on the left was really funny, secret comedian as well as secret relief
It depends…
The football player/diaper model has another potential career in comedy
It's nice to see models with a sense of humor. This is the kind of stuff late night used to be about. I miss it.
Interviewing the models was great TV. Excellent.
Nikki Pelosi had the power to stop WW2 on Jan 6, but chose not to. Thanks a lot, Obama. - Trump's totally coherent thought process.
Obama was only voted in due to color that was it
At least he knows how to close a goddamn border!
Perfect!
😂👍
@@newname9064
No. No, he even failed at that. Think about it. If he had built the wall, how could people still be coming in?
Jimmy Kimmel and his staff never fail to find funny a$$ situations and people to talk to. Need these laughs in Detroit as I’m cold af right now. Cheers. 😂😂😂💙
The Depend models have a great sense of humor 🤣🤣🤣
Laith “when I gotta mow the lawn” 😂 why are all these guys so adorable like come on!?
The ongoing "feud" between Kimmel and Damon is hilarious. Borderline brilliant. They're probably good friends in real life. But that makes it all the more fun
Considering that Oppenheimer have tons of nomination with Damon possibly attending and Kimmel as the host, it'd be glorious to see their feud again at the Oscar stage. Or maybe do the Oscar ending that Kimmel was supposed to do back in 2017 but failed because of the envelope mixed up in which he closed the show with Damon sitting next to him 😂
Notice how Don is afraid to ever take or challenge anyone to an actual IQ test…
🎯🎯
IQ 45
He doesn't know the differences among tests. He has never taken one. He'd send someone he hired to meet Haley.
He wants to take a test, but refuses to debate.
@@lastjob2011 No whales in a debate.
Put them on Who's smarter than a 5th grader. Winner gets the nomination.
The 5th grader gets the nom
I predict the fifth grader.
No current politician would win😂
@@moonWraith13 if you truly meant "no current politician" including both parties, you're wrong.
I'll give you that Biden might f up. But you can't seriously think someone as sharp as Pete buttigieg wouldn't pass that. The guy is literally the sharpest US politician I can think of over the last 25 years.
@@moonWraith13 AOC would win.
I love the irony of Ryan Gosling getting nominated but not Margot Robbie. Exactly what we'd expect from the real world, according to the Barbie movie and the real "real world".
I guess what I didn't like, not the movie, but just having to sit thru the PINK & PLASTIC; but I guess it's a change from vanilla ⏰️
Exactly, the real "real" world patriarchy strikes again.
And I thought the Barbie movie gave too much airtime to Ken
These 3 guys are the cutest! Depends has a winner in this packaging! 🥰
An Ineptitude test is the one he would Ace .
Yes, yes, please! Do an apptitude test. That would be hilarious.
"Everyone had better show up in November and vote to preserve your demokacy, or you ain't gonna have one anymore."
- Me
TRUTH! 💙
That one Depend guy from the Cardnials was actually really funny. I bet he gets some bookings off this zoom
WOW! Impressive mental gymnastics by Greg Kelly. I think that one earned all tens and the gold medal.
My husband had M.S. at 21 and needed them by 30. Having nice average looking guys helps with people's feelings of isolation and feeling like they're lesser than ..and yes, my dad needed them for parkinsons. Why should the models be represented in illness?😔
Good on you Cherry Blossom
When I noticed the good looking guys on the Depend packages in the grocery store, I was pleasantly surprised and I thought the advertising person who thought of that is one smart cookie.
trump is so smart he thinks that a screening test for dementia is an IQ test.
Considering the main symptom of dementia is COGNITIVE DECLINE, a dementia test is essentially a functional IQ test. Got any more brilliant insight?
Is he gonna be surprized when there is no "man, woman, camera, depends, T.V." on the test. He is screwed using a Robertson screwdriver screw.
He acts like he is so honored to be asked to test so frequently. lmfao
Give trump a surprise 8th grade constitution test. Being a ex president - not multiple choice either. Can't a+ the test, can't run for president of our united states.
you’re so smart you sit here and care about someone’s life who doesn’t know you
The Depends made my day. Could not stop laughing, the guys were so funny.
Okay how great were those models!? What good sports! People of all ages use these products so it's nice to see range. Great job guys! ❤🎉
I loved the segment with the three guys from Depend diapers. They are all gorgeous and have a great sense of humor 😊
I predict that on an aptitude test, neither Trump nor Haley would do well on the American history section.
They envision a completely different history than the rest of us
Don’t bet on it.
at least hey don't sing black NATIONAL anthem
Oh, Haley would still crush him if she were honest. She knows that stuff... she just can't tell MAGA people any of that without getting ever more death threats.
@@Andreas-gh6is oh really? Just like she cant say how she really feels about the attacks on women... gee maybe she should use her freedom of choice and her brain and switch parties if she really felt that way. She has freewill doesnt she?
Skip the aptitude test and just give both of them an American History Test....
Better yet..a citizenship test!
Oh please let them take that test. That’d be f-cking hilarious.
Nikki Haley should take a test with the sharpie monster together, but not just a cognitive test. Do an actual IQ test. Anyone beats sharpie on IQ.
Football dude is HILARIOUS😂😂 ".... emergency"🤣💀
The Depend guys were pretty awesome!😂
It cracks me up that Trump brags about giving everyone nicknames and challenges random people to challenges. He's basically a five year old at the dinner table bragging to his parents and fighting with his siblings. It's embarrassing.
still better then senile senior citizen we have being puppeteered now
@@chartedtravel1776 Giga cringe.
I'd laugh if he took that test again under REAL conditions, because he said you get 20-25 minutes to do it, but you only get 10. The Montreal Cognitive Assessment is to test for cognitive decline, particularly in the area of dementia, but he still thinks it's some sort of IQ test. From what I can see, a great many of his supporters should take it too.
You guys while you where typing this Joe Biden fell over 6 cracks and each of them belonged to hunter Biden lmaoo
Let’s go Trump 2024!🔥
Repeating something 3 times is a form of spell casting. His "poorly educated" base misses their saving throw, and believes whatever he says.
Suzan, you are a delight. Your D&D joke retroactively brightened my entire day! You are awarded 1,500xp.
*curtsies*
I have dice older than you 😎
That is one of Trump's biggest tells, and you can see it whenever he repeats something three or four times, as you stated. Oh wow, a new buzzword...
He's also psychotic, so there's that.
Everything trump says is tossing paper towels at hurricane victims, and his base eats it up like it's what Jesus would have done.
All three of those Depend male models deserve a medal for amazing senses of humor. Kudos! btw, I think Laith has another career waiting in the wings as a standup comedian.
Those "Depends" guys are awesome, Laith couldn't stop laughing... 😂😂
I challenge Trump to spell "aptitude." I'll even spot him the first eight letters.
I challenge joe Biden to actually act like a president.
I challenge you to stop voting.
I want to save America not destroy it.
Pls and thank you
🤣🤣
@@IstandonFaithBiden is doing excellent
@@IstandonFaith🤣😂🤣
He can't even say the word "truth" as in troth cencial, that's how he introduced his social media site, spelled "truth central" 😂
Bots slay me, like we could possibly believe people would still vote for diaper Don😅
He can't pick his own wife, mother of his children out of a line up... Classic
@@IstandonFaith
The director of Parasite responded to Trump's dismissal of his film, saying Trump didn't like it because he couldn't read the subtitles.
😄👍
Both Haley and Trump have said they both would win a cognitive test lets see it!?
Let's save some time and see which one can spell cognitive 🤷
Yes Joe Biden is really impressive!!! A mental giant !!!!
@karenrumney5210
Best Comment Award! 😁
👏👏👏
@tjspanos4257
Needs !!! more !!! exclamation !!! points !!!
😎 Ridin' with Biden 2024 😎
Let’s see a Debate Brandon vs Trump …,
love the investigative reporting ! ! ! the Depend model interview was very interesting ! ! !
She should take him up on the aptitude test and they should televise it. Best television show you could ever see.
It needs to be televised, live, so we can watch annoying orange struggle, and not be able to cheat by asking for answers or by having someone else take the test for him, which we know he is used to doing. 😅
Donald Trump has no policy other than keep King Orange out of an orange jumpsuit.
That's what I been saying and the crazy thing is some news channels on TH-cam deleted my comment that talks about how bad trump is or how he has no agenda crazy right
I agree I wish Trump was as law abiding as Joe Biden
I guess than Bidens policy is to keep the big guy and hunter Biden out of jail . Oh and bring in hundreds of thousands of undocumented immigrants
@@taonow369 But then he wouldnt be "rich". Without crime there would be no skill left.
This is what Trump Derangement Syndrome looks like folks. Trump 2024
Jeez… trump’s crazier than ever!
Wait, that's possible!
And his supporters are even crazier than he is.
you know what drives him insane, don't you? Duh movies! Duh movies...
And the stock market is going up because his Wall St. thinks he is going to win. Gheesh.
Yup, God help us!
WOW just WOW.
This Stable Genius is challenging someone to a aptitude test.
If my memory serves me right Donnie Tiny Hands, Got outwitted by a inanimate object like a umbrella. 😅😂
And toilet tissue and a slight ramp😂
😂😂😂
The depend models were pretty funny guys and what great sports too!😂
What great sports the Depend models were! Funny!
Diaper Don should be on the Depends packaging. Truth in advertising.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤
... is this Jimmy Kimmel?
@@mycollegeshirt😂
You know he hiding out due to be on that island list right. You do know you support a predator.
Our Demockcacy is at steak this electron.
🥩
It’s at steak! and all I can think about is where is the A1 sauce?
@@midjo6143 I used to love A1 when I was a kid.
@@Commenting-answering I gotta ask you, so you don’t enjoy it as an adult now it’s hard to believe I still love it
@@midjo6143 It’s weird why I don’t like it on my steak as much. guess I feel like I am kind of drowning out the steak taste with the A1 taste. But I certainly dob’t dislike the taste of A1. It was just fun that you mentioned it.
The aptitude test on stage would be fantastic. He would be screaming “ she cheated “ in just 5 minutes or less.
Those three models are fabulous. Good-looking, self-deprecating and funny.
I love the fact that the guy from the Apprentice show and knew all about backstage goings on publicly admitted that Trump actually wears adult diapers and even had someone to wipe up the gooey messes. LOL
💙💙💙VOTE BLUE!💙💙💙KEEP THAT LUNATIC OUT OF PUBLIC OFFICE!
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💯💯💯👍
"Fred is responsible for encouraging his son to follow in his shady business dealings…which eventually infected the whole country. Way to go there, Fred."
“No one loses weight better than I do!“
Put him in prison. Thank you and best wishes from Switzerland! 💙💙
The prison issue "meat & three" should help him lose the pounds...
"Be the husband she can depend on" I'm still laughing.
"Mr. Trump, you have to pass an aptitude test".
Trump: "what's that?".
"It's a suitability test".
Trump: "why test that? I always wear a suit!".
I spoke up for Trump the other day
Someone said he wasn't fit to live with pigs and I disagreed
@@hodaka1000 don't bring pigs down to Trump's level
@@jamesf791
Q : What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of sh!t ?
A : The bucket
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣Nice one
@@jamesf791 good one.
I agree, Jimmy. Accept his challenge under the condition that he takes the test, too.
It's unbelievable the excuses they make for Trump's stark raving stupidity. 😂😂😂 I have to admit, he is the president they deserve.
YES!
But the rest of us don't.
Well you voted Biden. How's that working out?
@@ronny9407 idiotic question. you like the stock market? approve of the lowest unemployment in forever? open your eyes and clear your ears.
@@ronny9407Honestly it's Working out really really great man! I'm sorry if it isn't working out for you hope things get better for you 🤷🏻
Hats off to those three guys!
He never took an aptitude test, he was given the test they give when dementia or some other neurological problem is suspected.
Keep these monologues coming. So well done.
😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Five nominations for "Anatomy of a fall", and the only woman in the best director category. What an honor and a pride, grateful to the Oscars Academy. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
Out of all those movies Trump named, the only one he's ever actually seen was Home Alone 2, and that was because he was in it.
And then they cut his scene out of it. 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Did any of you guys realise that Niki Haley has the same initials as New Hampshire? It's incredible, really. Do you know what else is incredible, U.S. as in the United States is the same way you spell 'us'. We just came up with that, and I think we're going to do great things with it.
Oh, My God! I like Laith! He should do stand-up! He's got the mind of a comedian and the bod (and face!) of an Adonis!
Kari lake never fails to disappoint
Okay. Who else wants a calendar of those guys?
And don't answer, 'Depends....'
@@Missunderstood103😂
Great episode!!
'Depend' crew were great...
Thank you for giving us some comic relief from the depressing thought of Trump.
The depend models are so funny and amazing!
9:30 Trump is jealous when he criticized Obama for relying on teleprompters because Trump has a hard time remembering speeches and that's why he uses them, too, but has trouble reading words that are right in front of them and then tries to save dace and his bruised ego and he goes on crazy rants.
And the "you know what" dead giveaway trying and failing to cover slip ups every time
The male models won that interview! Awesome dudes.
Jimmy you’re the Best thing ever happen in late night show! You’re naturally hilarious!❤❤❤
Jimmy's research department has the best job out there.
Okay, that bit at the end with the adult diaper models was as hilarious as it was wholly unexpected 😂
That diaper-wearing ex-NFL player made my whole year i wish i knew him in real life! I bet he is always funny every minute
I always knew it: my cats are "democats"...
Sounds like they aren't losers!
Demo versions are never like the real thing.
@@ISYMFS863 Demorats are that is why they have to cheat!
He keeps thinking a cognition test is an IQ test... like does he think Steven Hawking got his reputation from telling the difference between a rhinoceros and a cow?
I totally agree Jimmy!!!!
DEMAND THE ‘TEST OFF’!!!!!😂
no more billionaires!
make our elections fair!