I‘m sure he is talking German to the dog, however his German isn’t really German He probably said pack which means to grab something in German and in this case it was to grab the attacker😂
Dogs aren't born with a language lmao the dude is from Luxembourg or something considering I've heard him say Dutch French and German things @@theboyofmattia8
@@Rolexeasy89 Your tiny little fingers will be gone before you know it. And this will happen right after he takes a piece of your leg with him. Apparently the strategy againts dog is to have some shit wrapped around your arm and extend it so it looks like you are offering a part to be bitten. Apparently they go for anything that hangs like wolfs do. Then as he notices it you shoot him with gun ;) All other strategies are unlikely haha
Guess he speaks in different languages. One word (the "Aus" so something like let go) was definitely German and even though I'm not sure maybe one was Russian? 🤔😂
It's so smart to not make the commands words. In a real life situation it won't give away the dog's next movements while also avoiding accidently giving commands during a common conversation.
@@Artin-Mapper How? Dogs love to work they werent bred to be carried around in a purse, they were bred to do their job whatever that may be. And either way, we own them, we give them their life they are rightfully ours and we are rightfully their "lords".
@@Artin-Mapper How? Some species overrule others this is how nature has worked forever. The Wolf was lucky that we overuled them in such a nice way, instead of killing them we fed them which then became the Dog.
@@user-zi7gd9pn3l What I'm saying is that it's sad we didn't let these creatures roam around freely in the first place. Look, that's all I'm saying You're exaggerating this a bit much. But I do understand what you mean
I’m saying this again those dogs are sooo well trained and they have more sense than some humans, they listen, understand and knows where to approach the victim , man this is amazing training 👍🏻👍🏻💜
I heard "ahh poopy", and "his poopa" I guess he uses those commands because the decoy shit themselves multiple times while training when he was just a pup and it stuck. 🤔😂💩
So much respect for you and your very well trained and happy fur baby. People poopooing in the comments section have absolutely nooo idea about the extreme intelligence, drive and tenacity of this working breed. An untrained BM is a headache no one wants to encounter. They are a working class dog. They NEED a job. 95% of would be dog owners should NEVER ever get one(at least for first time dog owners). Many people mistakenly think “I’ve owned rotties, pitties, GSD how hard can a Belgian Malinois be? Do some research first, you owe that to yourself, your family and most importantly your dog. This guy has a beautifully trained and happy companion who will love and protect him no matter what. I for one am honoured to witness his skill as a trainer and how much he loves the breed.
imagine hearing " *das poopa* " and your kneecaps disappear
That's terror man😭
I should set that as my ringtone so if I ever walk past him one day I won't be walking past anyone after
I literally started crying after reading this. KNEECAPS GONE, DISAPPEARED 😭😭😭
Fax
I’m sobbing rn, this made me laugh too hard
bro was casting spells💀💀
"we love casting spells"
bro has a phone in impel down ☠
Bro was speaking german to him to make it sound more aggressive😂
@@ellieswagaye Transponder Snails these days...
😂 he actually just said “aus” which in Germany we say to dogs so they stop, the translation would be “off”, atleast I think he said that I’m not sure
“Bak”
*agressively consumes leg flesh*
Pack means attack
I‘m sure he is talking German to the dog, however his German isn’t really German
He probably said pack which means to grab something in German and in this case it was to grab the attacker😂
i know, I understood "pack" (fass) and "aus" (get off), just didn't knew how I should explain it haha@@yodukenukem
It's dutch belgian dutch cuz it's a milanois wich is a Belgian breed😑
Dogs aren't born with a language lmao the dude is from Luxembourg or something considering I've heard him say Dutch French and German things @@theboyofmattia8
Him: Grss prupp
Dog: starts solving quantum physics
😂😂😂
"Ohh, poopi."
"The deed shall be done, my lord."
💀💀💀💀
Brooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
Xvhjbdfgcubd
🤓🤓🤓🤓😎😎
Best one😭😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
Girl starts flirting with you and does the little "oh stop it" push
K9: So you've chosen violence
Underrated 😂
Lmao😭
LMFAOO 😭😭
LMFAO, imagine the dog dismembering his girlfriend 🤣🤣
@@Concise_Parakeet luckily, it seems like the dog will stop immediately as soon as he tells him too, so hopefully he doesn't let it go that far lol
Imagine hearing *oompaloompa* and suddenly your jugular is missing
LMAOO
😂 probably you'll be worried about other things after that
The words “has prrrrr gazpacho” can put fear in any man’s heart
Lmaoo
Imagine getting attacked by a dog while his owner is speaking in The Sims language
No but there was one “couché” which is french for “lay”
and ''Aus'' that is German which means stop hahah
@@Dumbledore.asked.calmly
It’s German not the sims language
Its german but he pronounces the words funny sometimes like "zurrrrück" instead of "zurück" or "pck" instead of "pack"
you guys must be fun at parties
Imagine tryna give dude a hug and before you die you hear rap adlibs
Buahahahaha 🤣
Best cmnt ever
kagi
😂
Bro wow 💀💀💀
Guy: “prrr skirrttt”
Dog: *does homework*
bald dude : *beatboxing*
dog : *breakdancing*
😂😂😂
“Hey there’s dirt on your shoulder”
*hospitalized*
😂😂 was about to say that , but it looked funny how she tried to push him 😂😂
😭😭😭
Yes really cute doge. But what if I use my tiny fingers to push their eyes to the cute doggie brain when this doge chewing my leg.
You just have to be merciless and this doge goes blind just in a few seconds.
@@Rolexeasy89 Your tiny little fingers will be gone before you know it. And this will happen right after he takes a piece of your leg with him.
Apparently the strategy againts dog is to have some shit wrapped around your arm and extend it so it looks like you are offering a part to be bitten. Apparently they go for anything that hangs like wolfs do. Then as he notices it you shoot him with gun ;) All other strategies are unlikely haha
Imagine the last thing you'll hear before you die is "oh poopi"
😂😂😂
Laughed so hard damn
Why did this have me laughing so hard
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
hes actually using german vocals for like „stop“ we germans would say „aus“ and for „get him“ we would say „pack!“
Ist es nicht eher Fass?
imagine playfully pushing your friends shoulder and that dog comes out of nowhere to collect your shins
The dog has learned the entire “Mans not hot” song. 💀
None of the other comments got me but this one. This one did
I wrote a similiar comment, same thoughts, haha
I just couldn't help it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
and the dude decided to train his dog with the song☠️☠️
Dude, i laughed so fucking hard, my god
“U wanna hear my dog calls?”
starts glitching.
LMAO
Super true
Phprrr
Starts speaking sims language…
Its German
Jokes frickin aside , the control which you have over buddy is just…
that "oh poopi" was personal 💀
Guy : talking in sims speech
The dog : *"Rip and tear until it's done."*
I came here to say this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's literally speaking in Sim 😂
Other people would call it German bat whatever 😂
Funny comment
More like Dutch.
Guess he speaks in different languages. One word (the "Aus" so something like let go) was definitely German and even though I'm not sure maybe one was Russian? 🤔😂
"oh sorry for bumping into yo-"
**balls disappear**
😂😂😂
I felt that
Nah, dogs understand a bump from an intentional push
@@Spike84no wonder why that weak ass poke from that lady gets the dog in war mode.
@@Spike84 hopefully
It's so smart to not make the commands words. In a real life situation it won't give away the dog's next movements while also avoiding accidently giving commands during a common conversation.
This feels less like a dog but more of a machine that is programmed to run at commands.
It's pretty sad to see
@@Artin-Mapper How? Dogs love to work they werent bred to be carried around in a purse, they were bred to do their job whatever that may be.
And either way, we own them, we give them their life they are rightfully ours and we are rightfully their "lords".
@@user-zi7gd9pn3l It's sad because they weren't meant to be bred in the first place.
@@Artin-Mapper How? Some species overrule others this is how nature has worked forever. The Wolf was lucky that we overuled them in such a nice way, instead of killing them we fed them which then became the Dog.
@@user-zi7gd9pn3l What I'm saying is that it's sad we didn't let these creatures roam around freely in the first place. Look, that's all I'm saying
You're exaggerating this a bit much. But I do understand what you mean
If that dog hears R2-D2 speaking there's going to be a massacre.
u made me spit out my drink
The only one dying is me and this comment is the murderer
I should NOT be laughing this hard in class
😂😂😂😂
😭😭
I love how he's full on attacking her and then he just sits looking at her and smiling
He's not smiling. It's just his mouth shape.
whatever you want mate
*in Phoenix Wright voice* PROJECTION!!!
Shut up
“Hooman say, me do.”
- Doggo
3k like
Bruhh all my dog does is give me side eye and run off with the news paper instead of givin it to me 💀
Jokingly going "Tag, you're it!" on your friend and his dog obliterates you the next second.
Him : "skrrr scoobiedu pappa"
Dog : "starts cooking for him"
This dog should listen to mans not hot
@@SimeonPlays el poom poom poom poom POOM 🤣
Reading your comment I just pictured a dog with an apron and a frying pan cooking an omelette xD
Baa buhhh, Bello, Bi bam Brian Badonde
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
him: buck brr poopi
dog: god has spoken
lmaooo
😂😂😂😂
bro talks in carti
i cant breathe
LMAOO 😭
I’m saying this again those dogs are sooo well trained and they have more sense than some humans, they listen, understand and knows where to approach the victim , man this is amazing training 👍🏻👍🏻💜
I like the snapping back of the head when he looked back lol
Imagine dying and the last thing you hear is “OoOoOoH pOoPy”
This has me laughing way too much 😂😂😂😂😂
I actually loled
💀
😂😂😂
lllllmmmmfffffaaaaaoooooo!!!!!!!!
“DUDE CONRTOL YOUR DOG ITS BITING ME”
Him “Skya gra gra rat peepoo oh poopie”
im crying
😢
😭😭
💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is a very well trained dog, great work
“Ohh poopy😲”
*starts ripping apart ballskin*
"Yo man i accidentally spilled some water, lemme just wipe that off an-"
No comments?
Dog pp
Dog: What flavor is this leg?
"MY LEG!!!"
XD
“HHELP, YOUR DOG’S HURTING MY FEET-“
*”oh poopi.”*
Bro this is so funny, how does this not have more likes
GOODBYEEEEE😭
😭
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THANK YOU LMAOO 😭😭💀
💀
He’s did so well! Good boy❤❤❤ deserves all the treats and belly scratches in the world ❤ 🥰
Dude: "Krres pupe"
Dog: *Cures cancer*
Random street rappers: "brrrrr eree
brrreee"
Dog: "You want me to do what?!"
The dog:"why he wants to lick an Iron bars because mayonnaise"
🤣🤣🤣
Nah man he says “eat a black hole with cheese dip because air conditioner”
"eat a child because peanut butter*
dog: "Why would i do that?!"
The dog:
“Why does he want me to kosachov because weemer sausage?
"babe I missed you it's been so long let's hug-"*
*WTF*
💀💀
💀💀💀❌💥
Haha I'm in danger
hey i may be wrong but, my guess… maybe that’s what long distance relationships say to eachother?? who knows
Rip gf
The discipline and obedience is amazing...I'm always blown away by this.
You two are amazing! Rock on 🤙
*me tapping his shoulder*
"Sir you dropped your walle-"
My leg: "my time has come"
The dog *YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*
U made me scream in laughter
😂😂
😂😂😂
Brooooo he just rips your organs out
Him rn: "Huss" "pogay" "brrrkt" "heyah!" "buck" "huff "oh poopi " got me dead 💀
Choucher
'Pak'
„Aus“ off ; „pack“ grab ; „hier“ here ; the Rest i dont get… really bad speaking German Schäferhund k9
I S P O O P A
espoopa
This dog would be going crazy if Scatman was giving the instructions
Just hearing 'poopi' and then the jaws of death just fly at you
😂
Packen
Your lucky no one has replied to you saying "you copied another comment☝️🤓", I made a comment and they kept accusing me of it
Bro has his own Pokémon
😂😂ikr😂😂
Imagine getting your limbs whipped apart and you hear "oh poopie"
"yeah I trained this dog for 5 years he's very skilled"
"Well then TELL HIM TO STOP RIPPING MY ANKLE OFF"
"Ok fine, stinky poopie haha"
bro you just helped me shit I cackled so hard
bro I am your 1k liker
no need to thanks
Bruhhh 😭💀 🤣🤣
@@kerchooosteoporosis1363 brooo 😂
I need one of these for the boys that started catcalling my friends 😰
The control is really amazing.....
What we hear: "buck" brrrr" "ohhh poopi"
What the dog hears: "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS"
Literally the funniest one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol but he dog is cute
cringe
👹 FETCH 👹 ME 👹 THEIR 👹 SOULS 👹
Gold 😂
Alrick: "papopeepee"
K9: so you want me to do a front flip out the window and get you a HappyMeal from McDonald's, Understood.
STOP I just cannot stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂 😭 💀
this is freaking hilarious, I'm impressed
💀
I’m crying rn 🤣💀
🤣🤣
Wow! What a well trained dog!
Dogs are amazing, very loyal and protective and with the right training alsations show they are super smart.
he understands Sims language so well
😂😂
It’s German- paken means to bite and auos means to let go of
🤣🤣🤣
@@brookelederman8952 aus* and those are the only german words… idk bout the other “words”
It's mostly German but sure
Imagine hearing "ohhhh poopy" and you get sent into spectator mode 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated af 💀💀
Underrated comment 😂
THESE COMMENTS ARE SOMETHING ELSE BROOO
That dogs balls
Dogs are so awesome. Congratulations on the incredible training to make this possible!
Your dog is so cute and awesome at the same time❤ wow! I would love my GSD to learn on these too.
Imagine hearing "poo boo eep" and your arm is gone 💀
LMFAOOO
Underrated comment
@@reaganya thanks bro 👊
Bro these comments make me laugh so hard💀
Imagine hearing "di poopa" and someone stole your comment 💀
“what was the last thing you heard before you died “
“skrrrrra, skewopp, oh poopie”
Lol
But how was she supposed to answer that? 🤷🏼♂️
😂 underrated comment
😂😂😂
I am still laughing 😂
Man, this is well trained dog 😊
bro will never get robbed again
“Dis poopy” I felt that…
Relatable
😂😂😂 I’m dying
😔
I think we have all felt that before
😂😊
Imagine hearing “peepeepoopoo” and then your leg is gone
i’m crying i’m genuinely crying
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I dead
💀
🦴
🦴✌️
🦴
🦴
“ohh, poopi”
😂😂😂😂😂
i love how your dog is trained, never saw so disciplined one :O
Those dogs r amazing. The training is intense. ❤️
New fear unlocked:
Hearing “Das Poopy” and losing both your shins
😂 this imoji cannot show my emotions
Man like you bump into him in a door way and that’s the last your hear💀
Lolol
💀💀💀
Lmao
him: "skibbidibopmdada"
dog: activates insta kill
Where have i heard that word before? I can sense it's been in my life before lol
@@xuntdmc I think you know it from this song. Kinda the same word. m.th-cam.com/video/Hy8kmNEo1i8/w-d-xo.html
@@xuntdmc scatman
@@xuntdmc call of duty world at war zombie mode
@@xuntdmc memes of people getting everything holy knocked out of em
Dog: stops infront of her
Bald man: 😛
Hilarious how he lays there looking at her like “ I stg once he gives me the word, you’re done bucko”
“Ahh poopy” 💀💀😭😭
😀
🤣😭☠️
HAHAHHA
BYEEEE
💀💀💀
him: “oh poopie”
dog: “as you wish my lord”
Fr
Its couches in french and in english means sit
Total war
How did y’all get so much likes 😭😭😭😭
@@pinkguy1nah I am german and he's clearly speaking german: he says "aus" , "Püppi" and "Pack"
The dog is thinking "I bitey. Bitey fun!"
Imagine hearing ‘ puck ‘ and your buttcheeks vanish within seconds 😂
“Buck, oh poopi” Had me on the floor💀
For real 🤣🤣🤣
He said pack. Which is german for Grab.
You copying a comment for likes had me on the floor 💀
hahaha so funny 😐
Right!?!?! 😂😂💀✋
*accidentally bumps into guy*
Oh I'm so so- AHHHHHAHHHHHHH
Hus!
Dog stops
Your comment made laugh so much 🤣
Yo this comment is underated hahahaha
Nah this comment was funny as hell😭💀
@@reepo5058 It is Just saying it should have more thumbs up lol hahaha
What a very smart doggo ❤❤
I love watching these. It's an inspiration to me as I struggle to civilise my young Deerhound
It’s insane how well trained this dog is
Fr like that dog is better trained than children 😂
@@Angelina_Swiftielmaoooo😂😂😂
@@Angelina_Swiftie Dogs are useful.
Yea it really is amazing how well they train their dogs
Yes a weapon. Of course he’s gonna he controlled.
“You are such a jokester”
*punches his arm playfully*
*instantly teleports to heaven*
"Haha you are such a jokeste-"
*Player Was Slain By A Dog*
Tengneng neng tengteng🎶
@@lul6658 why u always in da mood
@@lul6658 tengteng te te teng 🎶🎶
@@artbrox i love to see cum when i drool
Imagine if his mum went in for a hug
He's such a good boy. And so loyal
Him: skipypapapudae!!!
Dog: *Starts flying*
💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ahahaha
☠️☠️
😂
"dis poopaa" man I felt that 🗿
Edit: turns out she's a "poohpup"💀
I heard "ahh poopy", and "his poopa" I guess he uses those commands because the decoy shit themselves multiple times while training when he was just a pup and it stuck. 🤔😂💩
underrated, lol😂
No you didn't, you have no legs to feel 💀
🗿
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he looked back at the girl real quick when told to just makes me laugh 😂 its like he heard something and was all like 'what was that?'
If a person is trying to attack him and hears " hus. BRRR hmm dospochita here upper bark GOOCHAY oOoooh poopy, hus disportche , dispoopa" 💀
Man be in the toilet "uuurgghgh"
*Dog- "sir, yes sir"* 💀💀
HAHAHAHAH IVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD
Good dogs follow orders
Lmfaoo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOO 💀💀💀
"Hey there's a mosquito on your shoulder. Let me get that for you..."
"OH, SHIT!"
Yea, this😃😂
😂😂😂😂
it's like when you accidentally hit your friend's dog in minecraft
😭😭
@@garfieldfan100 FRR
Absolutely incredible. You should be so so proud.
Good boy... protecting his dad❤
“Excuse me you dropped your wallet” 💀
😂
why is your name URIEL ? Just asking.
Thats not my wallet
@@baeplum why is your name BABY PLUM ? Just asking.
@@Vidyaaaah Why is your name "Vidya :]"? Just asking.
“Buck, Oh poopi” Literally the last words you’ll hear before you see the light of heaven
I EVAPORATED BEST COMMENT
HHAHAHA true lmfao
😂L̾o̾l̾
😂
BAHAHAHAHSHSH
I think the dog is obviously going to be alert if you walk up in a biteproof suit😂
Beatboxer: “buck skrrr bum skrrrr brrr”
The dog: **activating kill mode**
Lmfao 😂😂🤣🤣
It's weirdly pronounced German I think
SSSSSKKKKKKKRRRRRR BRRRRRR
@@jesperemilrolfs1914 oh because it's a German sheperd
@@kookie_krissy6728 They can only understand you if you speak German 😂🤣
So much respect for you and your very well trained and happy fur baby. People poopooing in the comments section have absolutely nooo idea about the extreme intelligence, drive and tenacity of this working breed. An untrained BM is a headache no one wants to encounter. They are a working class dog. They NEED a job. 95% of would be dog owners should NEVER ever get one(at least for first time dog owners). Many people mistakenly think “I’ve owned rotties, pitties, GSD how hard can a Belgian Malinois be? Do some research first, you owe that to yourself, your family and most importantly your dog. This guy has a beautifully trained and happy companion who will love and protect him no matter what. I for one am honoured to witness his skill as a trainer and how much he loves the breed.
him: *speaks enchanting table*
dog: right away sir.
XXDDDDDDDDXDDD RIGHT AWAY SIR HSHAHAHAHA IM DEAD
@@ChrisNachoss DIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO
IM SO DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's actually speaking Dutch, French and gibberish
robidobido
Amazing. Love you Alrick!!! ❤❤❤😊😊😊
These dogs are incredible
“Yo bro!” **taps shoulder**
*_Almost instantly dies_*
💀
K9:”😮 woof wrr (where’d they go?)”
"there's a bug on youre shoul-"
@@nijee2045 gets ripped in half longways
The dogs mind "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
@@nijee2045 "BROTHER, NOOOOOO"