lololololololo,ol well it is condoned! As his skill level and consistency (as an athlete) superseded petty outcomes and bland results!!! *His results influenced everyone to come out to watch him and buy up all things Micheal Jordan!!! Just imagine if all the petty, spiteful, demented and spineless folk produced on that same level (especially when and if their works could do more than just be a thorn in someones side.)
"I had to get it faster than him. He was out here thinking he could be just as good at grabbing the toothpaste as me, and that offended me, so I practiced for months to put him down and show him his place."
“And I told Michael , ‘Okay, fine. You want to hee hee, then I’ll show you that I can hee hee better.’ And from that point on, it became personal with me.”
Michael Jordan: When my mother gave birth to me, I took that personally. She didn't want me to be a part of her body anymore? Okay. That's fine. I'll prove I don't need her.
MJ's wife kisses their baby MJ: I'm not saying he wasn't deserving of it. All I'm saying is that fueled a fire in me. I said "okay, you think he's cute. Okay, fine. No problem."
i think Jordan did say a few times "it became personal". like in the 97 playoffs when Alonzo Mourning elbowed Scottie Pippen and gave him a huge head bump
Just in case you didn’t know, Michael admitted to making up many scenarios of players disrespecting him just to use those as additional motivation to completely humiliate and destroy them. You didn’t even have to trash talk or disrespect him for it to become personal for him
Dude! David Goggins does the same thing! He literally just imagines people saying "that bitch cant complete that ultramarathon" and it gives him enough to do it. He literally doesnt need it to actually happen.
@@wallacegentry4085 Why u so racist man? I just did and it was in fact James Naismith woh created the sport of basketball. Why is it a big deal he´s white tho?
Cashier: have a nice day MJ: I couldn’t help but wonder why she couldn’t wish me a “great day” not just a nice one. From that day moving forward, it was personal.
Buys everything, buys store location, buys store franchise and fires the clerk to hire the kids just to fire them again and give the franchise to their most hated person for them to hire them to scrub toilets.
When people say "he's on my list", they mean a figurative list. Not Michael Jordan. I am 100% certain he actually had a list written on paper that he read before every game.
Both Empires of a great Nation in time? You saying MJ is solidified in history with the Same Names As Hitler? Or do you mean they are such horrible people. Either way rough take there.
He even made up scenarios that would upset him if they actually occurred and used that as fuel to humiliate certain players. I’m pretty sure a lot of situations he mentioned were either exaggerated or made up
Jordan is probably a massive prick a lot of the time. Massive competitor. I’m not hating, just telling it like it is. One of the greatest sportsman I’ve ever witnessed.
@@UnknowableDandelion I think they'd have to be. I've had some very small scale examples in my own life and I didn't want to destroy and push someone's face in the dirt. you need to be ruthless to be the best
“Hey Mike, wanna try these cookies? My grandma makes the best cookies in town!” Mike: “I am not saying the old lady’s cookies weren’t good, I am just saying that fueled fire in me and I took it personally.” From that moment on Mike baking on average 35.7 chocolate chips cookies, 17.5 blueberry muffins and 10.1 candy bars.
When I first heard about his HOF speech I had the same reaction many people did, like "man let it go." But when he talks about Drexler and Malone getting the MVP he's pretty clear that it's not about disrespect, he's just plainly explaining the thought process behind his motivation.
Waiter opens exit door for them when they finished, Waiter: Ladies first, bye. Michael: That is all I needed for him to that, it became personal with me! You are on my list!
Yeah, it's a total shame there isn't a 10 episode documentary detailing in every single episode the various facets of how Michael Jordan grew up to be the most competitive athlete on the planet and subsequently the best basketball player ever to play the game. It's almost like there should be a documentary whose sole purpose IS to educate future generations on the level of competitiveness that caused Jordan to be so great. Man, yeah I guess no one will ever understand....
I don’t watch basketball, I’m not a fan. I’ve never seen a game. But let me tell you, I have watched this Netflix special 4 times. Michael Jordan is superhuman. He is a machine. Absolutely fascinating human being. If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend it. :)
Just like Bill Burr said about Lance Armstrong. We're lucky he was on the bike and not some high powered government official. He was a psychopath on a bicycle.
would it be weird to say that when I was a kid I wanted my parents to never allow other cars to pass us and that I wanted us to pass all of them? It eventually passed, but man, I didn't like it for a while for some reason. So weird what you think about as a kid.
Its probably because I was just a little kid when Jordan was winning championships, but theres something about watching and listening to MJ drop F'bombs thats just shocking to me...and I love it! You always knew he did it but all these years later its the first i actually heard it. So raw and real i could listen to it all day #1 🐐🥇
@@juannaym8488 Being respected/loved isn't the same as being feared they're two different things. Don't you understand how the mafia works? Jordan was feared like a mob boss. Don't sugarcoat it
@@RyoHazuki86 But Jordan was *respected, loved AND feared.* The problem with you is that you have a gang mentality. If people are not ONE way, then to you, they automatically have the be the other. That's a childish, cult way of thinking. #GangMentality
C'mon man I was enjoying the jokes until I got to yours, you can get more creative than that. Dropping 60 on her doesnt even relate to anything about being a teacher. You just said a random occupation and added what Jordan can do in a game but theres no relation between the references for the joke. That's not how jokes work, you let down the youtube funny comments community.
@@povilas6403 If he is considered the GOAT why has his ownership been terrible for 20 plus years?!?! He passed on so many good players in the draft that had he taken them he'd have had a competitive enough team. Devin Booker, Kyle Lowry, etc. he passed up drafting all of them smh! I think it's embarrassing that if you are considered one of the greatest players of all time that you'd have transitioned to being a successful owner knowing basketball talent. Bottom line he is CHEAP and used his team ownership to make money for himself and not the city of Charlotte. As an owner of a team you have to spend money to field a good team. He didn't want to pay for talent bottom line he is a cheapskate owner. Now he's taking the cowardly way out buy selling his stake in the team. I don't know how the fans of Charlotte supported the team all these years?
Michael: gets born in the 17th instead of the 23rd Also Michael: "Ok God, you gonna do this? Fine. That's all I needed for him to do that and it became personal with me."
The man, the myth, the legend!!! THE GOAT!!! I have watched you since i was a little girl… i love every aspect of all your attitudes!! You set a bar, but you always, always, always gooo SOOOOOO MUCH HIGHER and that’s impressive and humbling to witness!! You flat out assassinate people who piss you off…. I played hoops my whole life and when i got pissed i used to go off also…. But you’re so different bc you actually verbally make your presence know and take them out before they even know its coming!!! RESPECT!
Karl Malone: David, you do know that this is just going to piss MJ off, right? Stern: Well, yeah. A pissed off MJ is great for ratings. Malone: Well, we're fucked.
Michael Jordan’s kid says his first word: “Mama”. Michael Jordan: “It became personal with me.”
🤣🤣
"Mama? Okay fine"
😂😂😂
*Dunks on son*
*Dunks son*
Comment Gold 🤣
If you disrespect MJ in any way:
1. He will take offense to it
2. It will become personal with him
3. It will be all he needed
Ok, fine
🐐
@@VaderPopsVicodin10 i respecttt that
5. He will put you on his list
Lol
Interviewer: Congrats Michael. The Last Dance is currently number 2 in the US on Netflix.
MJ: That's all I needed
You think is number 2?Fine,no problem imma show that is not
😂😂😂😭😭
"Zac Efron's show was a threat. I'm not saying he wasn't a threat. But me being compared to him, I took offense to that.
"
@@luiscarlosarenas9370 hahahahaha
@@luiscarlosarenas9370 LMAOOO
It was wild to learn how much MJ ran on sheer, unadulterated *spite.*
OG spite store
And if you didn't give him a reason, he'd make reason if he needed the boost.
lololololololo,ol well it is condoned! As his skill level and consistency (as an athlete) superseded petty outcomes and bland results!!! *His results influenced everyone to come out to watch him and buy up all things Micheal Jordan!!! Just imagine if all the petty, spiteful, demented and spineless folk produced on that same level (especially when and if their works could do more than just be a thorn in someones side.)
@@junglekutz5625 Nice to see a common sense reply amongst the walls of stupid-text that fill every TH-cam comment section now
@@l0rdt0rr3nt4Careful. You just added to that wall of stupid text just now.
MJ is the type of dude who will build you a whole town because you told him that he wasn't a licensed contractor.
😂😂😂😂😂
That's all i needed
This is the best comment I’ve ever read.
@@Hooperd2023 Imma show you that it's not.
Bradley Smahon I’m assuming you’re taking this *personal?*
Michael Jordan sees reflection in bathroom mirror
MJ: “We both reached for the toothpaste at the same time”
MJ: “That’s when I took it personal”
very underrated
"I had to get it faster than him. He was out here thinking he could be just as good at grabbing the toothpaste as me, and that offended me, so I practiced for months to put him down and show him his place."
😂😂😂
funniest shit of the year!
jordan played against his self in a commercial he took it personal.
*Bumps into Mr. Jordan on the street*
"Sorry man, nothing personal"
Jordan: "And that's when I took it personally"
Gthat is good!
🤣🤣"🤣🤣" Damn i'm on the floor!!!!
Ok fine
That’s all I needed
"I'm not saying he bumped into me on purpose. I'm just saying it fulled the fire in me."
"He said I took everything personally, and I took that personally." -Michael Jordan
Lmfao
@@carllazarraga2858not funny
@@porkasntip Its extremely funny
Lmfaooo
@@porkasntip He said "good morning" to me once, about 15 years ago on a Tuesday, and I took that very personally. -Michael Jordan
Micheal Jordan : * *sneezes* *
Deaf person :
Micheal Jordan : “It became personal with me”
He could see. "Ok, fine".
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
HLSDUGAADUFDWAKYFyawgdUGLDUGLDWIAUDGI BEEN SCROLLING FOR SOLID 10 MINS AND THIS IS A TOP 3 COMMENT FOR SURE
Oscar Alcarraz Ore 😂😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️ bro miles really that asshole.
Michael “Okay fine” Jordan
That's all I needed
He he says that you know your dead
"Not a problem"
*it was a problem*
Imagine a conversation between MJ and his wife
- Anything wrong huh?
- Nope, no problem.
- Same, I’m fine.
* Both aren’t fine at all*
Michael Jackson: Had same initials
Jordan: "It became personal to me"
“And I told Michael , ‘Okay, fine. You want to hee hee, then I’ll show you that I can hee hee better.’ And from that point on, it became personal with me.”
Matteo Gaspari there’s only 1 MJ!!!! And that’s Jordan
@@Big_3000 haha
Lol
@Matteo Gaspari ive never heard anyone call Magic by his initials. Magic is already a cool nickname
Michael Jordan: When my mother gave birth to me, I took that personally. She didn't want me to be a part of her body anymore? Okay. That's fine. I'll prove I don't need her.
😂
OMG 😲😱😲😱
Lmao
Gooooood 🤣🤣
Well Damn.
Anyone: Good morning Mr Jordan.
MJ: That's when I took it personally.
Lol ur punjabi
That's great!! LOL haha
I took it personal being the 1k like
LMAO
Lmao!
At the school graduation, they give a trophy to Michael's son.
Michael: "You wanna give it to him? OK Fine"
I'm supposed to dominate this kid
😂😂
Ahahahahah
That’s when I took it personally
Drops 60 on the Principal
MJ's wife kisses their baby
MJ: I'm not saying he wasn't deserving of it. All I'm saying is that fueled a fire in me. I said "okay, you think he's cute. Okay, fine. No problem."
😂😂😂😂
I'm dead
The is great 🤣
“Ima show that he’s not”
"Watch tonight"
Just imagine if MJ played while social media was around. The brain dead Twitter takes would’ve fueled him infinitely,
He wouldn’t use it.
The rise of a new mythical player: Social era MJ
He will come out of retirement and drop 60 in the Finals... 😂
Nick Wrong: LeBron is The GOAT
MJ: And I took that personally, came out of retirement and took Lakers singlehandedly.
Do yall still remember MySpace
MJ: I'll have a coke
Server: Is pepsi ok?
MJ: At that point it became personal with me
heyandy x okay fine
Diet or normal would fit in better but still good
😂😂😂😂
lol
Asking if Pepsi is ok when you ordered a Coke should be a felony lol. Coke is so much better
Michael: "Okay, fine."
Narrator: "It wasn't."
lmfaoo
HAAHAHAHAHA
"When keeping it real goes right"
alright you got me 🤣
@Honest Football Fan living rent free ?
Michael Jordan is the definition of “aight bet”.
Underrated
Underrated comment 😂🤣
Ha ha
lmao
LMAO
I could watch Michael talking about how and why he destroyed people all day long
Classic trait of a psycopath LOL
You will! ...so will I.
You should watch the last dance 😂
Something you listen to in a sensory deprivation tank on repeat
Absolutely awesome.
“I saw a guy in a bulls jersey in the stands, but it wasn’t mine... that’s when I took it personal”
I'd bet that's a real thing.
@Eredin, King of the Wild Hunt you think he is a great player?Ok fine imma gonna show you that he is not
@Shane Douglas 😂😂😁
@Eredin, King of the Wild Hunt LOL!!!!
Ok fine...
Neighbor: *Steps on mj's lawn*
MJ: "I took a fence to that"
Drop 60 on this man
Nice
Hahahaha most underrated comment
😂😂😂😂
😹😹😹😹😹
Finally a complation of "So I took it personal"😂
Yeah but he actually never says those words except maybe once
Ok fine. No problem lol
@@vika0194 did you watch the video? He said it twice and said it in other ways several times when saying, "ok, fine", or, "that was all i needed".
africaRBG you just proved my point. He only said it twice. While I said ”maybe once” which means 1-2 times. So what are you trying to prove?
i think Jordan did say a few times "it became personal". like in the 97 playoffs when Alonzo Mourning elbowed Scottie Pippen and gave him a huge head bump
If Jordan didn’t play basketball he’d be out serial killin like “that lady hit my shopping cart. I took it personally she’s on my list.”
so you 100% sure he's not?
@@strangways78 touché 🙏
MJ's wife at their kid's BB game: "Great block, honey!"
MJ: "You think he's a great defensive player? Ok, fine. I'mma show you that he's not."
underrated comment
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOOAJHAJAKAHSJSJAJAJSN OMG
I’m actually dying laughing lmao wow
proceeds to drop 50 on his son
Coach: **Literally just walks**
MJ: *That's all I needed*
Everybody’s gangsta until Jordan says “Ok, fine”
Thanos: Everything needs ot be perfectly balanced... MJ: Ok, fine... Thanos: why do i hear boss music?
Why is there only 1 comment on a 1K comment?
@@anapple1220 "They only wanted to leave 1 comment on my 1K comment? Ok fine. That's all I needed"
@@customerguy8581 Im dead
@@customerguy8581 lmfao
This man has made an art of taking things personal.
Guy at the shop:Anything more?
MJ :That’s all I needed
The guy :SWEATS HEAVILY
Wtf😂💀
underrated comment right here
hahahahahaha def underrated comment
nice double meaning, took me a second. underrated.
Lmfao
The man had the audacity to breathe the same air " So from that point on I took it personal"
90th like
Micheal Jordan born into the world: 'Thats when it became personal'
😂😂😂😂😂
@@MyUniqueHandle. DAMN!
😂
I love how Michael became the best player in the world out of spite LOL
LMAO funny cuz its kinda true
Basketball may be a game, but Michael Jordan don't play.
Lots of people do and accomplish great things out of spite.
Most of the things I want to do in my life are going to be out of spite. Ha! Ha!
My guy MJ achieve his goals right unlike someone i know
@@chainmbl4257 lol
Me: Hey Micheal, nice shoes
Michael: from that point on he's been on my list. My shoes aren't just nice, they're gorgeous
😂
Underrated.
Nice shoes Mike. Or something else that that other player didn't say.
Chick-fil-A: *closes Sunday*
MJ: “I took it personally”
Errybody take dat shit personally 😂
Regular church-goers take it personal too
Also Chik-fil-A: makes a mistake and forget to give extra ketchup.
Jordan: Imma create a new fast food franchise and completely eliminate this one.
he buys chick fila a
@@kenwanmiles403 its weird cause Sunday is the day were I want to get some.
MJ: Oh so Ya'll more interested in the comments than me? Okay Fine.
Omg why these comments are hilarious
THIS COMMENT IS MAD UNDERRATED lmfao
This why spotify cant fuck with youtube
😂😂
This is all i needed
Farmer: "...And right over there we have Billy the goat."
Michael Jordan: "I'm not saying he wasnt deserving of it..."
so under appreciated
That fuelled the fire in me
This is the best one I’ve seen so far 😂
Yea I second that, best comment. This had me weak
😂
Just in case you didn’t know, Michael admitted to making up many scenarios of players disrespecting him just to use those as additional motivation to completely humiliate and destroy them. You didn’t even have to trash talk or disrespect him for it to become personal for him
When you are fueled by spite and not get enough of it, you make your own.
Dude! David Goggins does the same thing! He literally just imagines people saying "that bitch cant complete that ultramarathon" and it gives him enough to do it. He literally doesnt need it to actually happen.
Someone : uses urinal right beside MJ
Mj : that’s all I needed
LMAO 😂😂
Lol 💀💀💀💀
Dang I hate when weirdos do that
Lmao!!!
HOW DARE THIS LESSER MORTAL PISS NEXT TO ME!!!
James Naismith: Creates Basketball
Michael Jordan: that’s all i needed.
😭😭😭
Good one
If this "James" is white, let's double check who really created the basketball. We all know how that goes........
@@wallacegentry4085 Why u so racist man? I just did and it was in fact James Naismith woh created the sport of basketball. Why is it a big deal he´s white tho?
Nobody:
The GOAT: He didn’t do anything so it became personal for me.
😂😂😂
Jajajajajajajaja
Poor George Karl if he breathed that would've been a problem
😂😂😂😂😂😂
From that point, he's been on my list
Cashier: have a nice day
MJ: I couldn’t help but wonder why she couldn’t wish me a “great day” not just a nice one. From that day moving forward, it was personal.
cashier： anything else？
MJ： thats all i needed
cashier： oh sh*t
I laughed at this for unhealthy time and intensity, this cracked me up 🤣
I can't undo the scene in my mind now... Help
Bruh, I saw a similar 5 month old comment * dissappointment *
Buys everything, buys store location, buys store franchise and fires the clerk to hire the kids just to fire them again and give the franchise to their most hated person for them to hire them to scrub toilets.
Lol
hahahahaha I love this one thanks man
*the sun shines on michael*
Michael: “you want to shine on me? Okay fine”
😂😂😂
☀️:
MJ: 50 !!!
Thats all he needed
😭
LOL
You think the sun is great, Imma show you that it’s not
“Michael I don’t think you’re the best baseball player ever” Michael: that’s all I needed
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amen
Bruh 😂😂
I guess he never "took it personal" in baseball. Funny.
Jeff Pryce not everyone can be a Bo Jackson or Deion Sanders. Someone should tell MJ they’re better athletes than him xD
You don't become as great as MJ by being a well balanced person.
🤣🤣🤣
So your're saying I am not well-balanced? Ok fine no problem.
@@iandhr1 That's all you needed? 😅
@@MrJflomario MJ: "That's all I needed. I became a zen master to show the world I have a calm side." 😅
@@iandhr1 🤣🤣
MJ: "Not a problem"
Narrator: "We would all find out soon enough that it was indeed a problem"
Anytime MJ says "okay, fine" , things are neither okay or fine.
@@11FBA11 Everything is fine and dandy with MJ when says that. Not so okay with whom he took it personal though. 😂
This comments’ section is pure gold
And that's when MJ took it personal.
Michael: Okay, the comment section can have that... That’s when it became personal
Michael: "Now, I know this comment section is gold, but to compare it to me!? Now this is personal"
Oh you think the comment section is gold? Ok, fine...I'm gonna show you that its not....
Lmao I was just thinking this. I’m screenshotting so I can laugh later 😂😂😂
When people say "he's on my list", they mean a figurative list. Not Michael Jordan. I am 100% certain he actually had a list written on paper that he read before every game.
I doubt he could read and write
@@RyoHazuki86 troll
@@RyoHazuki86 Yet he will live on and our names shall fade
@@nathanjordan8291 Stalin's and Hitler's names will live on too. I feel very enlightened by your wise words.
Both Empires of a great Nation in time? You saying MJ is solidified in history with the Same Names As Hitler? Or do you mean they are such horrible people. Either way rough take there.
This man could quite literally use anything as motivation.
He was upset over his father asking for a specific tool from the shed lol
He even made up scenarios that would upset him if they actually occurred and used that as fuel to humiliate certain players. I’m pretty sure a lot of situations he mentioned were either exaggerated or made up
@@Brodie8283mans a psychopath shessh
George Karl just minded his own business. lol
Supermarket cashier bagging Michael Jordan's groceries: "Paper or Plastic?"
Jordan: "Personal"
Underrated 🤣
Lmaoooo
Deserves more likes 🤣
LOLOLOLOL
😂😂😂😂
If you ever hear this man say, “Ok, fine. No problem.” RUN.
😂😂😂😂
He will outrun you
Jordan is probably a massive prick a lot of the time. Massive competitor. I’m not hating, just telling it like it is. One of the greatest sportsman I’ve ever witnessed.
@@Akkbar21 Honestly, yeah, I think that might be the case with the best of every sport
@@UnknowableDandelion I think they'd have to be. I've had some very small scale examples in my own life and I didn't want to destroy and push someone's face in the dirt. you need to be ruthless to be the best
At the drive thru:
Employee: “Will that be all sir?”
Mj: that’s all I needed
Employee: 👀
im crying!!!!!
lmfaooooooooo
hhahahahaha
This is the best one ever, I'm crying...
Employee scared shitless making me crack up lmao
Lmfao bro a villain the whole time 😂😂😂 “Okay fine” “So that’s how you playin it * nods head *” 💀💀💀
*Kid shows up to MJs summer camp wearing Adidas*
MJ: ok, fine that’s all I needed
What's funny is as a kid mj actually liked adidas and wanted to sign to them not nike
Drop 123 on the kid
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@Shane Douglas Mj then drops 80 on em
@@kyokuslaps2411 This is true.
I can imagine nba superstars watching the MVP announcement: “please, not me”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hahah
Lmao
Hahaha, they'd be like - oh shit Jordans looking at me. Look away- look away. 🙄
The sigh of relief that they had when it was Karl...🤣
James Naismith: *creates basketball*
Jordan: "that's all I needed, for him to do that, it became personal with me"
And mike became the goat.
Well done sir ✊🏿😂😂
😂😂😂😂 that knocked me out
The Michael Jordan School of Motivation - "Make it personal. Make it all you needed."
Waiter spills Michaels drink:
“So sorry, sir!”
Michael:
“Ok, fine”
From that point on, he’s been on his list.
Nicolas G five stars 😂😂
Rip waiter
*SOMEHOW DROPS 50 ON THE WAITER'S HEAD*
Becomes best waiter in the world
“Hey Mike, wanna try these cookies? My grandma makes the best cookies in town!”
Mike: “I am not saying the old lady’s cookies weren’t good, I am just saying that fueled fire in me and I took it personally.”
From that moment on Mike baking on average 35.7 chocolate chips cookies, 17.5 blueberry muffins and 10.1 candy bars.
🤣🤣🤣
Lol. 😂
LMBO!!!
Damn average a triple double in baking. Not easy to do.
You almost executed this, and because you did not Mike took it personally.
750 Dislikes on this video. MJ: “okay, fine”
it was all that I needed
He took offense to that
They are on Michael Jordan's list now that's for sure
@@lordchaos9831 now he has a bone to pick him.....
He probably dropped 60 on each people who disliked that video
When I first heard about his HOF speech I had the same reaction many people did, like "man let it go." But when he talks about Drexler and Malone getting the MVP he's pretty clear that it's not about disrespect, he's just plainly explaining the thought process behind his motivation.
waiter at a restaurant:*gives Michael’s kids and wife their drinks first*
Michael: “Ok fine so that’s how your gonna play it”
from that point she had been on my list.
😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭
Proceeds to drop 60 on waiter
Waiter opens exit door for them when they finished,
Waiter: Ladies first, bye.
Michael: That is all I needed for him to that, it became personal with me! You are on my list!
Fan: *calls Jordan "Black Jesus"*
Jordan: Jesus was a threat, I'm not saying he wasn't a threat, but me being compared to him, I took offense to that.
Thats cold man 😂😂😂😂😂 may the Lord forgive u for this one, seriously 😂😂😂
vinuzo 😭😭😭
How could you publicly blaspheme against Jesus like this, all humans are dust and ashes like Jordan. We need to repent
Ntdd Hjhhg you think Jesus never farted? You think we have a sense of humor, but God doesn’t?
@@ntddhjhhg6464 I'm a Christian bro. This isn't blasphemy, it's just a joke, that doesn't even insult jesus at all.
Jerry Krause: *Breathes
MJ: "That's all I needed."
ive never laughed this much in a while 🤣🤣
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
this comment is gold
I’m dead
😂😂😂
When Mj says “okay, fine” you know it’s over
Anyone: *Does something successful*
Michael: Okay, fine. No problem.
“That’s all I need”
I'll take it personally
Lmfaoo
"He's on my list"
Lmao thats why MJ is the Goat. He is relentless lol.
Everyone: It's not personal, just business.
MJ: It's not business, just personal.
That’s actually my personal motto.
Best one. hahahah
I was your 666th like. 😈
LMAO!!!!! THIS IS THE ONE!
Referee throws up jumpball. Other team gains possession. MJ: “That’s when I took it personally.”
Ok fine
That’s all I needed
On my list
"It was enough for me"
This (and future) generations of players will never understand the level of competitiveness this guy had. I absolutely love it!!
Yeah, it's a total shame there isn't a 10 episode documentary detailing in every single episode the various facets of how Michael Jordan grew up to be the most competitive athlete on the planet and subsequently the best basketball player ever to play the game. It's almost like there should be a documentary whose sole purpose IS to educate future generations on the level of competitiveness that caused Jordan to be so great. Man, yeah I guess no one will ever understand....
@@Zach_Routhierbro took it personally
Was I mean? I didn't mean to be mean!@@negispringfield6156
5 year old: You suck.
Jordan: Ruins his wedding 20 years later.
Y'all on FIRE! 🤣😃😄😄😃😂😁😁
Hahahahahaha
MJ " I'm supposed to kill this man. I'm supposed to dominate him."
@@psychonautFujo hahaha
Stolen comment.
Michael B Jordan: gets an acting award
Michael Jordan: "I'm not saying he wasn't deserving of it. All I'm saying is that fueled a fire in me."
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣
😂😂
@Are you choking? i liked that comment - then i realized it was 23 for a reason, so i took away my like out of respect
M.jordan washing the dishes*
His child add another plate into the sink*
M.jordan: But from that point on,
He's been on my list.
Lmao 😂
How the heck does your comment not have over 1,000 likes? LMAO! 😂
MJ reading the comments: So that's how you're play this? Ok, fine.
No lie....this me like a mf 😭😭😭
Thomas Grayson HAHAHAHAAHHA
I don’t watch basketball, I’m not a fan. I’ve never seen a game. But let me tell you, I have watched this Netflix special 4 times. Michael Jordan is superhuman. He is a machine. Absolutely fascinating human being. If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend it. :)
People are lucky he didn’t go into the drug game, he would’ve been dropping bodies
@Reiss Bruin underrated comment
Just like Bill Burr said about Lance Armstrong. We're lucky he was on the bike and not some high powered government official. He was a psychopath on a bicycle.
No MJ is lucky and smart, drugs are career ending too. Plus it can kill you
@@MrApple-se9le lol
He wouldn’t of lasted, he liked the attention
“Hey Mike”
Jordan: you’re on the list
Gotdamn!
🤣🤣🤣
😂
"hey look it's Michael Jordan"
I'm offended.
I'd bet Jordan's list is thicker than any Stephen King's book.
i can’t imagine michael jordan driving , he’s gonna get offended everytime somebody drives past him
Good thing he doesn’t need to drive himself these days lol
At that point it became personal to me
There was an interview on someone that he actually said Jordan would take it personally and wanted to beat the other guy home
would it be weird to say that when I was a kid I wanted my parents to never allow other cars to pass us and that I wanted us to pass all of them? It eventually passed, but man, I didn't like it for a while for some reason. So weird what you think about as a kid.
@@LovingTinha yeah I feel you
This is so funny and makes Michael Jordan look crazy but this is also what made him the GOAT
Spider-Man: Is in love with an MJ that isn't him.
Jordan: "It became personal to me"
💀💀
Isn’t MCU Peter a minor, though?
...
_”Ladies and gentlemen... _*_we got him.”_*
but hey, Jordan still got bugs bunny
@Jeff Pryce lol
@@Wired4Life2 there's other peters.
In the toilet
MJ: _Pisses_
Guy next to him: _Pisses a little louder and stronger_
MJ: You gonna do this? Fine, that's all I needed.
Finished!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂 maaaaaannnnnnnn
Bruh 😅🤣😅
Thats how u gonna play? Ok, fine
*pisses nonstop at 3 toilets*
Everyone: "Jordan takes things so personally"
Jordan: " That's when I took it personally"
The Dan Majerie one is the funniest one 🤣🤣🤣
in 1997 he literally toyed Majerle when the latter was ballin' with the Heat and he knew that he wasn't the same Majerle that he faced in '93 😅
I'd pay good money to see Michael Jordan scroll through these comments.
Michael Jordan: Am I really that petty? That's when it became personal to me.
Ok, fine.
$5000?
I'd pay bad money.
Many people would be added to the list
He's making a list, he's checking it twice, takes it personally and he's gonna win thrice.
Haha
damn I had to sing that...
Who says thrice in a song? You might as well use “interuterine”
@@iamhall And that's when I took it personal.
@@Jackmonster3231 That’s how it’s going to be? Ok. Fine.
This guy even considered his brother a threat🤣🤣
Competition he can’t help it 😂
@@5mviews69 I guess that’s y he’s the goat
Sibling rivalry is very common.
Sibling competition is so ubiquitous
🤣🤣
Its probably because I was just a little kid when Jordan was winning championships, but theres something about watching and listening to MJ drop F'bombs thats just shocking to me...and I love it! You always knew he did it but all these years later its the first i actually heard it. So raw and real i could listen to it all day #1 🐐🥇
"he's been on my list"....man I'd pay good money just to see this list
No u wouldn’t Chen
It was done and over. Have you watched the 1998 NBA Finals?
Isiah Thomas is at the top of the List
LeBradford Smith somehow still on this list
Your name is probably on his list right now lol
Idk why but this makes Michael sound like a very well developed and likeable villian.
Thats Michael Jordan in a nutshell.
Jordan's friends don't even like him
@@RyoHazuki86 everyone in the NBA adored him, even if they were often scared and intimidated by him
@@juannaym8488 Being respected/loved isn't the same as being feared they're two different things. Don't you understand how the mafia works? Jordan was feared like a mob boss. Don't sugarcoat it
@@RyoHazuki86 But Jordan was *respected, loved AND feared.* The problem with you is that you have a gang mentality. If people are not ONE way, then to you, they automatically have the be the other. That's a childish, cult way of thinking. #GangMentality
MJ says “Since that moment on he’s been on my list”...... this dude had a list...🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
So did Kobe; in high school.
I bet he still has a list.
*has a list. What makes you think a guy like that ever stopped? Lol
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Jordan: "Ok fine."
Translation: "Nothing is fine, this is all I need, and it's become personal with me."
Karl Malone looking like he didn't even want the MVP trophy. He knew...
He's probably thinking, "My 14 year old wife is going to hate this. "
@@bradsully6620 and son he doesn't claim.
@@Gulpathfinder well now you know
He knew the boogeyman was coming.
@@bradsully6620 hahahahahaahahah
Teacher: Be quiet Michael
MJ: okay fine
Also MJ: drops 60 on her
nice $60 and later $6m
@@filibuster_jpr 60 points
C'mon man I was enjoying the jokes until I got to yours, you can get more creative than that. Dropping 60 on her doesnt even relate to anything about being a teacher. You just said a random occupation and added what Jordan can do in a game but theres no relation between the references for the joke. That's not how jokes work, you let down the youtube funny comments community.
Loads?
@@bobbygalyon5580 slow down bro
Never has and never will be a GOAT at anything like MJ, so blessed to have seen him play.
his ownership has been an utter disgrace to say the least!
@@anthonys3631 what does it have to do with his game?
@@povilas6403 If he is considered the GOAT why has his ownership been terrible for 20 plus years?!?! He passed on so many good players in the draft that had he taken them he'd have had a competitive enough team. Devin Booker, Kyle Lowry, etc. he passed up drafting all of them smh! I think it's embarrassing that if you are considered one of the greatest players of all time that you'd have transitioned to being a successful owner knowing basketball talent. Bottom line he is CHEAP and used his team ownership to make money for himself and not the city of Charlotte. As an owner of a team you have to spend money to field a good team. He didn't want to pay for talent bottom line he is a cheapskate owner. Now he's taking the cowardly way out buy selling his stake in the team. I don't know how the fans of Charlotte supported the team all these years?
Michael "It Become Personal With Me" Jordan.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's crazy but there's a method to the madness to being the GOAT
@@KayMattersOfficial Damn straight. MJ was just built different.
th-cam.com/video/HD9kcCzuShI/w-d-xo.html micheal jordan caught rolling a blunt
Michael" that's a croc of shit" Jordan
MJ's Wife standing in the mirror with MJ: "Look at that handsome man"
MJ: _"It became personal with me."_
😆😆😆
Plot twist: "She really loved me, made me feel like she honored me for who I was."
He bussed her ass Nd have her 60
LMFAO
@@javarisjamarjavarisonlamar7517 or 69
Jordan: "I took it personally"
Personally: "I took it Jordan".
Rookie: "Hello"
MJ: "You're in my list"
Rookie: 👁👄👁
"You just made the list!"
Hello THERE*
That’s literally Byron Russell 🤣
667th like... #blessed
Baby MJ: *is born*
Doctor: *slaps bottom*
Baby MJ: "Ok, fine..."
Which doctor you know slapping butts?😂
@@tchoopee5143 all doctors do that to newborns to make them cry to make sure their alive
🤣
@@tchoopee5143 oh man :D hahaha
@@2yercs they actually don't, but it's a common misconception so I thought it'd be funny to most lol
Michael: gets born in the 17th instead of the 23rd
Also Michael: "Ok God, you gonna do this? Fine. That's all I needed for him to do that and it became personal with me."
@Kenneth Erickson for god sake dont tell Mike that!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
This comment killed me!!! XDDDDDDDD
I was born on the 23rd 😂😂
The man, the myth, the legend!!! THE GOAT!!! I have watched you since i was a little girl… i love every aspect of all your attitudes!! You set a bar, but you always, always, always gooo SOOOOOO MUCH HIGHER and that’s impressive and humbling to witness!! You flat out assassinate people who piss you off…. I played hoops my whole life and when i got pissed i used to go off also…. But you’re so different bc you actually verbally make your presence know and take them out before they even know its coming!!! RESPECT!
assassinate is a good word. When you watched him, you wanted that competitiveness.
Stop meat riding
This is the funniest comment section ive seen in a minute 😂😂😂
Facts this is jokes
Because of that, it became personal to me.
okay fine
Bruh for real, on point
hell yeah these dudes are hilarious!
There's a reason Karl Malone didn't look happy winning that MVP
Exactly. MJ wasn't the only one who took things personal.
LMAO
he knew what was coming
Karl Malone: David, you do know that this is just going to piss MJ off, right?
Stern: Well, yeah. A pissed off MJ is great for ratings.
Malone: Well, we're fucked.
@@daveevad5227 no