I have watched all episodes, and came back to this gem to let you know that this is my favorite one. watching Bert begin to crack up when his voice climbs 100 octaves and his face transforms into a crying infant is my new favorite thing.
Watching h3h3 grow in popularity through all these years has been the most heart-warming and wholesome experience ever. Im so happy for them, they deserve all the respect, love, and success they can get.
I was just thibking that. Im watching ethan and hila getting genuinely friendly with todays top comics. Im so happy to see it because there my favorite comedians
That dude got screwed by the Justice Warriors.... He basically paid for Louisville Cardinals Football Stadium and they renamed it after...... Also across the river from Louisville in Indiana he invested millions in a field house, basketball courts and shit, made it bad ass.... Regular people, kids, can play basketball in like a building that could be a NBA teams practice facility for a couple bucks, and they took his name off......
how awesome is it that this podcast now a staple for comics doing the promotion circuit, and their guests are always so psyched to be there talking to them. Hila is a dusky semetic princess and always lets others have plenty of chance to speak but when she drops wisdom it resonates, while Ethan is a banter machine and has been going toe to toe with the best comics in the game. When he makes Burnt Crisis laugh it feels like I am making that fat fuck laugh too and that's a precious feeling. papa bless.
34:24 Holy shit I want a history show hosted by Bert. He named Andrew Jackson, and Alexander Graham Bell before Ethan gave him Alexander Hamilton. He then asked if he was the president or black. Bert then clarified that he thought he was black since Bert thought Hamilton actually rapped back in the late 1700s. That would be must see TV.
Glad im not the only one. Bert History. "In 1776 at the morroccan revolution, Napolean Bonaparte liberated the spaniards with his powerful slam poetry."
I honestly forgot that I was watching a podcast. I just loved the conversations they were having. Its weird to explain but im sure you know what i mean.
2:18:00 Bert: You should get Bill burr on your podcast. Hila: We are huge fans Bert: let me organize that. Few months later, Ethan: I am depressed from the episode we did with Bill burr
@@Godkingzeus.69 Bill Burr just doesn't take any shit and has zero tolerance for stupid questions, he's an extremely difficult person to interview if you try and interview him like he's some random person promoting on daytime television. Ethan was also insanely stressed out during the interview because ol Billy is huge and Ethan was a huge fan. He did a little better the second time he had him on,
ASMR has been around for centuries, probably millennia. The sensation of tingling when people "whisper sweet nothings in your ear" is generally ASMR. Same thing with the relaxing/tingling when getting your haircut, or watching someone do a simple, methodical, tactile task. Chiropractors, acupuncture, etc. The way we think of it now came about around 2011-2012 where it was really named, though relaxation videos were being released for years. The first "ASMR-style" video (though it didn't use the term "ASMR") was in 2007, "Virtual Barber Shop", it hit 28,000,000 views back then. I first experienced it from my grandmother, watching her write on a quiet morning when I was around 6 or 7 years old, but only discovered what it was years later in 2012, stumbling across the subreddit and watching Ardra's Christmas 2012 video.
your podcasts are the only things that keep me sane while i’m up super late trying to stay awake while i try to finish my art projects last minute. god bless.
Bert turns everything he touches into gold. Almost 3 hours of footage, has people laughing within the first minute, has them pissing themselves before the 5 minute mark. Savage.
It's always enjoyable seeing Hila have a good time and seem a little more uninhibited than usual. I think its because Bundt Cakester is so contagiously joyful.
Wow this is amazing. I have NO idea how i missed this episode half a decade ago. Love bert; seeing him on H3 is honestly a dream. Wild He needs to come back some day!! How WILD has both Bert's and Ethan's life changed in the past 5 years.
You're amazed at the difference between front and back wipers. How about add another layer of people that stand and wipe vs people that sit. This conversation continues to go deeper and deeper. The technique of ass-wiping is truly the most unique part of our personalities.
Man I stand and it even weirds me out cause it's kinda awkward but at the same time I just find sticking my hand near the toilet seat just straight up disturbing. You know this was a good podcast when you question the way you wipe your own ass.
About the Louis C.K. bit, my dad bought his special he did a couple weeks back, and emailed him saying something like, "You'll never see this, but this special was amazing, keep it up!" and I swear to god, Louis replied with "Hi, Justin. I'll never see this, but I'm glad you enjoyed the special!" Literal perfection, the man's a genius.
1:25:16 "Monster hitter? Power hitter?" "No, I always batted the third..." Now that's just being humble. Bats right before the cleanup hitter, right there in the 3, 4, 5 positions are usually the big hitters.
Omg! I laughed so much during this episode. I wasn't familiar with Burt before until the podcast. Been watching all his vids non stop😂😂Even the Netflix special he has out now..Hilarious
Love the episode! Great chemistry in the studio with this one! Been a fan of Toni Robbins half my life but i love the psycho analysis of his personality! lmao! Its those subtle psycho moments that make me love the H3 spin! Keep keep'n it Fresh guys!
I know this video is older but Hila, i guarantee you as someone who goes to a chiropractor fairly regularly, those cracking sounds are not edited. Especially when someone doesn’t go often/ever. You would not believe how loud your bones crack, especially done professionally like this.
Bring back Bert again sometime, oh my god. You guys have such great chemistry and the whole vibe overall is so positive 😩❤️ this was a really good one, it’s great to see this channel grow
Bert: "I bet Louis CK's first joke back will be AMAZING" Louis CK did a spontaneous show in NYC (You can find Audio on TH-cam) Started it with "So, How's YOUR year been?" 😂
Honestly, Secret Time is one of my favourite comedy specials on Netflix. I’ve literally lost track of the amount of times I’ve watched it at this point.
You know Burt is having a good time when he asks "Oh wait, what time is it?" then he goes "never mind, im fine, im fine, im fine" I really enjoy the podcasts where the guest doesn't want it to end.
Oh :'( I had no idea these guys know each other. I love them both so much, so wish that first podcast came out, that would've set the tone perfectly for this podcast
Bert Kreischer is going to put bill burr on the H3 podcast. Next, Billy Blue Balls puts H3 on the Rogan podcast and my wildest podcast dreams are made. Thank you fat bert
Please bring Bert back on. I love how happy he always seems and his humor is spot on. Please.
Agreed
bert is a creeper.
He is the worlds fattest and most racist comedians the world.
@@MeatHookssss no that's burnt Chrysler you're thinking od
C Miller he’s drunk
When Bert laughs real hard and starts squalling he sounds like courage the cowardly dog 😂😂
This is so spot on it deserves way more likes.
Out of all the fucking podcasts I’ve seen. I’ve never thought about it but hell yea he does lmao
100%
I have watched all episodes, and came back to this gem to let you know that this is my favorite one. watching Bert begin to crack up when his voice climbs 100 octaves and his face transforms into a crying infant is my new favorite thing.
Haha best description
Watching h3h3 grow in popularity through all these years has been the most heart-warming and wholesome experience ever. Im so happy for them, they deserve all the respect, love, and success they can get.
Cesar Cheeser II I don’t why you’d measure things that way but ok
I was just thibking that. Im watching ethan and hila getting genuinely friendly with todays top comics. Im so happy to see it because there my favorite comedians
@cesar cheeser ll .I totally agree. . they are such good people. im very happy they are doing well. . peace, Eric
Shoe Nice Cmon man just chill in the comments
@@ezraprzytyk this comment now….
Probably one of the best podcasts in a while. Ethan seemed more positive during this podcast.
hostile
He was getting absolutely smoked he couldn’t keep up with Bert
I dun like it tho. But I like the podcast so I’ll probs listen to this when I run out of other things. I guess we’re sharing opinions.
That's because Bert is fucking cool, not some 1 dimensional youtuber. And I like the other guests, they're just shallow as hell.
@@WyzeGuy bert is just weird af I couldn't even finish the interview
Burt reminds me of the Lion from Wizard of Oz
I can't unsee it now lol
Alli Peterson lol
Lmao this is the best comment ever
especially the way he’s laughs and the face he makes when he does
On point.
This was a great podcast, he's genuinely excited and happy to be on the podcast which makes it even more fun.
Its Zombies well i feel like he's faking this. Though it's so nice i can't be mad.
@@BigPat6521 I don't know how to put this nicely... But you are wrong and everybody would agree with me.
@@BigPat6521 I've been watching bert for years now. He ain't faking it, this is him being genuinely happy.
Nothing Genuine about it. Guy came off fake af with that squeaky laugh.
@@Bwern That's who he is... Seriously watch some other stuff from him.
No way dude. No way you got bert on here. This is actually amazing. Now all you need is bill burr and all my wishes will have come true.
Luke Milyo go to joe rogans podcast. He was on there a few days ago.
Luke Milyo
Who the fuck are any of those people
Bill burr busy making pie and selling out Madison Square Garden
Literally most facts things ever
Bill burr .its a legend
H3 Podcast #100 - Papa John
JosieCat shoenice eats 10 large pizza boxes
That dude got screwed by the Justice Warriors.... He basically paid for Louisville Cardinals Football Stadium and they renamed it after...... Also across the river from Louisville in Indiana he invested millions in a field house, basketball courts and shit, made it bad ass.... Regular people, kids, can play basketball in like a building that could be a NBA teams practice facility for a couple bucks, and they took his name off......
Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club the papa or shoenice?
Dammit Bobby!
Haha, yeah - 370 out of 950000 agree with you, fuckface:)
how awesome is it that this podcast now a staple for comics doing the promotion circuit, and their guests are always so psyched to be there talking to them. Hila is a dusky semetic princess and always lets others have plenty of chance to speak but when she drops wisdom it resonates, while Ethan is a banter machine and has been going toe to toe with the best comics in the game. When he makes Burnt Crisis laugh it feels like I am making that fat fuck laugh too and that's a precious feeling. papa bless.
Coleman Everest what
Bless
do i smell a mommy?
"Burnt Crisis"
What
Ethan is the king of talking with his eyebrows. I have never seen anyone use their eyebrows so emphatically and dynamically. Glorious.
He has Tourettes, he can't help it!
He has tourette
its actually involuntary
@C . your comment made me really laugh out loud ! . . peace Eric
The Eturn signed off on your own comment, people should start doing that more often........Best regards, Brandon
Please bring him back! Burt relieves my depression temporarily. 💕 you guys together are unstoppable.
Bert is great he’s like the boys. You should have him on with Jack and Eric
OH MY GOD
there is only 4 seats...
im down with just like an hour long conversation between the machine and big money salvia
Jack and Eric couldn’t hang with this guy don’t disrespect Bert like that
Koston L they could bring out another chair
I think my life would be complete if Eric Andre came on
Shit would be life changing
Holy shit yes
Ew
i think the universe would break if Eric andre met tim and Eric
That would be amazing
Here after Dan said this is one of the hardest times he's ever laughed
Courtney Vos came for the same reason lmao
ME TOO!!
Do you know which part?
I wanna see a podcast with Bert and post.I feel like that would be a hell of a time y’all cracking cold ones 🍻
Y'all cracking cold ones *inserts emoji of beer in glasses*
Man this was so good i wish they hadnt lost the other one with Bert Kreischer
"lost"
*Brent crystals
He’s kinda cringey
@@ROBOBOBification You're kinda bitchy
@ZackM great observation
very statement
much truth
34:24 Holy shit I want a history show hosted by Bert. He named Andrew Jackson, and Alexander Graham Bell before Ethan gave him Alexander Hamilton. He then asked if he was the president or black. Bert then clarified that he thought he was black since Bert thought Hamilton actually rapped back in the late 1700s. That would be must see TV.
Something like "Bert's Bullshit History"
Even better, Bert being on drunk history. Heeeeeell yeah
Glad im not the only one.
Bert History.
"In 1776 at the morroccan revolution, Napolean Bonaparte liberated the spaniards with his powerful slam poetry."
Bro he said alexander graham bell 💀
Apparently Tupac wrote Who Shot Ya. Also, I get the feeling the black gentleman Bert's referring to is George Carver Washington. Great show idea
Nice one. Went ahead and watched the special after finishing the video. Proof that pod casts are a powerful marketing tool lol.
Hah, Bert's laugh kills me.
His alcoholism and gluttony is killing him
Why are you guys being horrible?
its a meme batman, it comes from Berts best friend Tom Segura. Some funny rivalry they created that fans carry on.
@@HGC-Collinz oh, Right! My bad
Literally he is so annoying and weird
2:19:15 The fact that Bert is questioning if they are recording shows how they are truly being themselves and having a candid good time. :)
I honestly forgot that I was watching a podcast. I just loved the conversations they were having. Its weird to explain but im sure you know what i mean.
Bert is one of the coolest guys in the world. A very genuine down to earth guy, and absolutely hilarious.
😂
2:18:00
Bert: You should get Bill burr on your podcast.
Hila: We are huge fans
Bert: let me organize that.
Few months later,
Ethan: I am depressed from the episode we did with Bill burr
Was he mean?
@@Godkingzeus.69 Bill Burr just doesn't take any shit and has zero tolerance for stupid questions, he's an extremely difficult person to interview if you try and interview him like he's some random person promoting on daytime television. Ethan was also insanely stressed out during the interview because ol Billy is huge and Ethan was a huge fan. He did a little better the second time he had him on,
I love how much Bert makes Ethan and Hila laugh
Favorite podcast of all time...watched it 2 times already 2 nights in a row...Bert is the best
ASMR has been around for centuries, probably millennia. The sensation of tingling when people "whisper sweet nothings in your ear" is generally ASMR. Same thing with the relaxing/tingling when getting your haircut, or watching someone do a simple, methodical, tactile task. Chiropractors, acupuncture, etc. The way we think of it now came about around 2011-2012 where it was really named, though relaxation videos were being released for years. The first "ASMR-style" video (though it didn't use the term "ASMR") was in 2007, "Virtual Barber Shop", it hit 28,000,000 views back then. I first experienced it from my grandmother, watching her write on a quiet morning when I was around 6 or 7 years old, but only discovered what it was years later in 2012, stumbling across the subreddit and watching Ardra's Christmas 2012 video.
To be honest secret time was one of the best specials I seen in awhile. Bert crystals is killing it.
He’s waaaaayyy to racist.
and waaaaayy fat
He's fat, he's racist, Burnt Chrysler!
Ethan, take CBD for your anxiety!! It doesn’t make you high! I really want you to try it and talk about it on the podcast. Thank you and papa bless
Daniel Lewis it really helps with mine. it’s just so damn expensive :(
breep Yea i looked into it and its more expensive than normal bud for me... Hash is my go to now.
CBD isolate is great but it's hilariously expensive too.
Wrath of Vaughn CBD vape juice isn't that expensive
I’m not against CBD, but whats with everyone everywhere reccomending CBD?
The years keep on moving don't they
hell yeah brother, you gotta be faster than time.
@@MattH3ew-rm3ir very cool
your podcasts are the only things that keep me sane while i’m up super late trying to stay awake while i try to finish my art projects last minute. god bless.
I feel that we are witnessing the birth of a beautiful relationship.
It's there 3rd podcast together
*THE MACHINE*
Peter Griffin: Its funny because I know where that's from.
THE MACHINE
Machines within, much love no hate. F all the haters.
Bert turns everything he touches into gold. Almost 3 hours of footage, has people laughing within the first minute, has them pissing themselves before the 5 minute mark. Savage.
I love having Hila back, her little laugh brings me so much joy
It's always enjoyable seeing Hila have a good time and seem a little more uninhibited than usual.
I think its because Bundt Cakester is so contagiously joyful.
Wow this is amazing.
I have NO idea how i missed this episode half a decade ago. Love bert; seeing him on H3 is honestly a dream. Wild
He needs to come back some day!! How WILD has both Bert's and Ethan's life changed in the past 5 years.
this is not the greatest h3 podcast episode, this is just a tribute
mariaaa couldn’t remember the greatest podcast
lol
F
flee goo gee goo gee geeEEEE
this podcast was "lets find out what turns bert on"
Answer: Surprisingly more than we thought.
Bert always brings good energy no matter where he is 🔥
I need a Joe Rogan H3 podcast NOW!!!
@Matthew Andrews 😂😂
That’s snooze territory
Joe only goes on his buddy's podcasts.
@@Mike_S707 He rarely even does that.
No thanks, id rather someone with an original thought and also doesn't need drugs to get "perspective".
*Anything funny*
Bert- Mickey mouse voice
Mickey mantle
Man Bert is just so much fun, he is 100% pure positive energy bottled in a human body.
This and the one with Bobby Lee is by far my favorite episode. No awkwardness. All smooth
Bart Chrysalis on 3 pomcasts in one week? He must have joined the four stroke gang to free up enough time to do all of them.
He probably took 10-12 benadryl as well!
Hey mommy, it's all for his new special that's out right now right now right now right now right now
I bet he has neuropathy now.
it's spelled Bart Chrysler
Thats what i said: Burnt Crystals.
love Bert and this was a good podcast. Saw his special as soon as this was over and It was awesome!
You're amazed at the difference between front and back wipers. How about add another layer of people that stand and wipe vs people that sit. This conversation continues to go deeper and deeper. The technique of ass-wiping is truly the most unique part of our personalities.
M_Smoores I've always been extremely grossed out by toilets. I gotta stand, dude. Can't be sticking my hand down there.
Who tf stands
civilized humans
Man I stand and it even weirds me out cause it's kinda awkward but at the same time I just find sticking my hand near the toilet seat just straight up disturbing. You know this was a good podcast when you question the way you wipe your own ass.
I lay down on my side and wipe with the sides of my hands because, as a man, my ass cheecks shpuld never spread more than the width of a hand.
Bert seems like the nicest guy, so glad he did the podcast!
Twice!
He's a cowardly piece of shit
@Daniel Smith Tbh I really want Bobby Lee to come on again that's one of my favorites
@@TheYummyBrand hes such a sweet angel I'm shocked that anyone can think that
Thank you Ethan and Bert for giving me the courage to come forward as a front wiper.
How did I not know about this guy or take the time to check him out?!
I watched his Netflix special last night and was dying laughing the whole time!
Can Teddy Fresh please work with Me Undies to make some slammin skivvies?
BreakingTheNews imagine a person that doesn’t know anything about internet reading this
About the Louis C.K. bit, my dad bought his special he did a couple weeks back, and emailed him saying something like, "You'll never see this, but this special was amazing, keep it up!" and I swear to god, Louis replied with "Hi, Justin. I'll never see this, but I'm glad you enjoyed the special!"
Literal perfection, the man's a genius.
*Bill Burr* next PLEASE!!!!
He'll probably come on when the new special is coming out
Probably when F is for Family season 3 is out in winter
tim heideker is next. bill will be on
Bert's laugh is the fucking best
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Bert’s laugh is the reason I’m turning this video off, only 4 minutes and 45 seconds in
SHIA SURPRISE
I would pay so much money to just sit down and have a conversation with this man for an hour or two.
Now all future guests will have to speak into a mic that Bert farted on
What an honor
@Phil Ill thats not hiw it works
I like the wutang
I'm with Hila. I feel weird when I listen to ASMR.
Yeah ditto, I get a similar sensation to nails on chalkboard.
Me too!!
same
It feels insidious in a way
Yeah, thats the thing thats supposed to happen.
1:25:16
"Monster hitter? Power hitter?"
"No, I always batted the third..."
Now that's just being humble. Bats right before the cleanup hitter, right there in the 3, 4, 5 positions are usually the big hitters.
I love Barge Christmas, he's a great comedian.
Brent Crystals!!!
Now waiting for the Your moms house h3 podcast
Hahaha same
I'm waiting for JRE + H3H3 !!!
Have you watched it yet? The mommies looked really good in their Teddy Fresh gear!!
@@elyeyi369 one can only dream
@@auroraborealis13579 yeah its so cool watching 2 worlds colliding
Bert is so happy to be there is an absolute joy to watch.
Bird Christkiller is my favourite racist morbidly obese comedian.
*Bort
Lee is the only christkiller my man. The one and only flying jew
*Abort Christkiller
You obviously don't get the reference young lady.
Try it out
Omg! I laughed so much during this episode. I wasn't familiar with Burt before until the podcast. Been watching all his vids non stop😂😂Even the Netflix special he has out now..Hilarious
BRING BERT BACK ON!!!! Love him and this content!!
This is the most entertaining episode I've watched. Im a front wiper
Love the episode! Great chemistry in the studio with this one! Been a fan of Toni Robbins half my life but i love the psycho analysis of his personality! lmao! Its those subtle psycho moments that make me love the H3 spin!
Keep keep'n it Fresh guys!
Damn, that was such an awesome podcast. Bert brought some high-energy vibes to the show and it was nice to see Ethan and Hila keeping up with him.
The funniest episode of h3 to date in my opinion featuring barfed Chrysler
And the tony Robbins bit made me crying harder than the ASMR stuff
BRING! BACK! BERT!
I know this video is older but Hila, i guarantee you as someone who goes to a chiropractor fairly regularly, those cracking sounds are not edited. Especially when someone doesn’t go often/ever. You would not believe how loud your bones crack, especially done professionally like this.
I have been trolled
200+ likes? 🤔
burnt crystals? the fattest man on earth?
I thought he was the most racist
theplayboymaster lol I’m mainly left, but I hate sjws lol and of course pedos, so what does that make me?
@theplayboymaster pump the hate breaks fox and friends
@theplayboymaster Nothing says intelligence like ending your sentence in loooooooooool.
@Ali Beli he doesnt get jokes jean
Bring back Bert again sometime, oh my god. You guys have such great chemistry and the whole vibe overall is so positive 😩❤️ this was a really good one, it’s great to see this channel grow
There is a "Full reading of the Shrek script ASMR"
Hopefully a there is a Bee movie script reading asmr...
@@mvn4337 It's already out. Hilarious.
Bert: "I bet Louis CK's first joke back will be AMAZING"
Louis CK did a spontaneous show in NYC (You can find Audio on TH-cam)
Started it with "So, How's YOUR year been?" 😂
He’s such an amazing guest and comedian, please have him on again!!!!
Get joey diaz PLEASE. Seein u 2 and joet coco diaz that would make a dream i mever knew possible come true. And Theo von
Joey and Theo!
Get in there!!!
Gang gang
Just go back to JRE?
Defff need some Theo Von!
Why Bother “seeing and coco would be a dream come true” why would he go to JRE to see a h3h3 podcast?
Theo Von. Get in there boi!!
Bert what's good with bringing Ethan and Hila on an episode of "Somthing's Burning" ??
@Gregory Heinz wot?
Mein Kampf
They seem like best friends. Bert is a great guest and down to earth guy.
Why is it that the episodes you don't think are going to be that good are always the best ones?
How have I just now discovered this. Brent Chrysler is a great guest on h3
Burnt *
God, I need more of Bert and H3 together. A something's burning would be perfect and hopefully another episode in about 20 episodes or so
Funny his Netflix special is the only one that made me laugh consistently
4:30 ETHAN'S LAUGH 😂
Honestly, Secret Time is one of my favourite comedy specials on Netflix. I’ve literally lost track of the amount of times I’ve watched it at this point.
its almost 2020.... time for another bert podcast
Biggie did Who Shot Ya? not Tupac. Tupac did Hit em Up
Facts
Best episode of h3h3 ever. The Uber incident is making me run out of breath in laughter - wiping away the tears now.
Got a tent, sleeping bag, and a days worth of food time to wait for the next 12 hours
I wish they'd start doing interviews like this again.
I like how Bert has been a ball of sunshine the entire time and then at 2:24:40 he says "That just cheered me up" like was that him NOT cheered up???
You know Burt is having a good time when he asks "Oh wait, what time is it?" then he goes "never mind, im fine, im fine, im fine" I really enjoy the podcasts where the guest doesn't want it to end.
Oh :'( I had no idea these guys know each other. I love them both so much, so wish that first podcast came out, that would've set the tone perfectly for this podcast
This podcast flowed so well, I’d love to see Bert on again!
I'll be more surprise by Ari before Joe but I'd love to see Joey Diaz.
Ari, joe, or joey wouldnt be a fit for this show. Ari would be the closest to fitting in here.
Daniel Williams: joeys a wanna be tough guy. I don’t like him. He tries too hard
Plz have Bert again 😔
those impressions of Tom, Ari and Joe were low key spot on
I was a closeted front wiper until I saw this. Papa bless ❤️
Bert Kreischer is going to put bill burr on the H3 podcast. Next, Billy Blue Balls puts H3 on the Rogan podcast and my wildest podcast dreams are made. Thank you fat bert
man, I love how Hila is just the sweetest kid, these 2 goons are made for each other, pappa bless.
I can't be the only one that thinks he looks like shaycarl
Lara I legit thought that’s who it was lol
Omg
Before or after he cheated on his wife?