H3 Podcast #80 - Bert Kreischer

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  • @Schpoople
    @Schpoople 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    Please bring Bert back on. I love how happy he always seems and his humor is spot on. Please.

    • @mango-dt2pv
      @mango-dt2pv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @ronaldraygun8007
      @ronaldraygun8007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bert is a creeper.

    • @MeatHookssss
      @MeatHookssss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He is the worlds fattest and most racist comedians the world.

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MeatHookssss no that's burnt Chrysler you're thinking od

    • @usernotfound904
      @usernotfound904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      C Miller he’s drunk

  • @ichuglavalamps
    @ichuglavalamps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    When Bert laughs real hard and starts squalling he sounds like courage the cowardly dog 😂😂

    • @doesntmatter6361
      @doesntmatter6361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is so spot on it deserves way more likes.

    • @PearlDrumsHead
      @PearlDrumsHead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Out of all the fucking podcasts I’ve seen. I’ve never thought about it but hell yea he does lmao

    • @weesh4645
      @weesh4645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100%

  • @Turtlesnakemoose
    @Turtlesnakemoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I have watched all episodes, and came back to this gem to let you know that this is my favorite one. watching Bert begin to crack up when his voice climbs 100 octaves and his face transforms into a crying infant is my new favorite thing.

  • @cesarf.g.9996
    @cesarf.g.9996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Watching h3h3 grow in popularity through all these years has been the most heart-warming and wholesome experience ever. Im so happy for them, they deserve all the respect, love, and success they can get.

    • @fatbroccoli8
      @fatbroccoli8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cesar Cheeser II I don’t why you’d measure things that way but ok

    • @thenickseditious
      @thenickseditious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was just thibking that. Im watching ethan and hila getting genuinely friendly with todays top comics. Im so happy to see it because there my favorite comedians

    • @theeturnone
      @theeturnone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @cesar cheeser ll .I totally agree. . they are such good people. im very happy they are doing well. . peace, Eric

    • @bigboilover6936
      @bigboilover6936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shoe Nice Cmon man just chill in the comments

    • @deadbeatsummer
      @deadbeatsummer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ezraprzytyk this comment now….

  • @greenman5907
    @greenman5907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Probably one of the best podcasts in a while. Ethan seemed more positive during this podcast.

    • @cgiacona
      @cgiacona 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hostile

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was getting absolutely smoked he couldn’t keep up with Bert

    • @mrkozak
      @mrkozak 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dun like it tho. But I like the podcast so I’ll probs listen to this when I run out of other things. I guess we’re sharing opinions.

    • @WyzeGuy
      @WyzeGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's because Bert is fucking cool, not some 1 dimensional youtuber. And I like the other guests, they're just shallow as hell.

    • @ajd0101
      @ajd0101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WyzeGuy bert is just weird af I couldn't even finish the interview

  • @ProdigyGirlGaming
    @ProdigyGirlGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Burt reminds me of the Lion from Wizard of Oz

    • @allipeterson3876
      @allipeterson3876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I can't unsee it now lol

    • @ProdigyGirlGaming
      @ProdigyGirlGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alli Peterson lol

    • @jayaustin9500
      @jayaustin9500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao this is the best comment ever

    • @marley9691
      @marley9691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      especially the way he’s laughs and the face he makes when he does

    • @bridgidigital
      @bridgidigital 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      On point.

  • @itszombies7256
    @itszombies7256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    This was a great podcast, he's genuinely excited and happy to be on the podcast which makes it even more fun.

    • @BigPat6521
      @BigPat6521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its Zombies well i feel like he's faking this. Though it's so nice i can't be mad.

    • @itszombies7256
      @itszombies7256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@BigPat6521 I don't know how to put this nicely... But you are wrong and everybody would agree with me.

    • @Kri6686
      @Kri6686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@BigPat6521 I've been watching bert for years now. He ain't faking it, this is him being genuinely happy.

    • @Bwern
      @Bwern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing Genuine about it. Guy came off fake af with that squeaky laugh.

    • @itszombies7256
      @itszombies7256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Bwern That's who he is... Seriously watch some other stuff from him.

  • @lukemilyo3376
    @lukemilyo3376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    No way dude. No way you got bert on here. This is actually amazing. Now all you need is bill burr and all my wishes will have come true.

    • @sav-
      @sav- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Luke Milyo go to joe rogans podcast. He was on there a few days ago.

    • @bazonga9085
      @bazonga9085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luke Milyo
      Who the fuck are any of those people

    • @billybob-hv5hl
      @billybob-hv5hl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bill burr busy making pie and selling out Madison Square Garden

    • @keklord
      @keklord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally most facts things ever

    • @moose43h
      @moose43h 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bill burr .its a legend

  • @glickCSGOPUBG
    @glickCSGOPUBG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    H3 Podcast #100 - Papa John

    • @_nomote_
      @_nomote_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      JosieCat shoenice eats 10 large pizza boxes

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That dude got screwed by the Justice Warriors.... He basically paid for Louisville Cardinals Football Stadium and they renamed it after...... Also across the river from Louisville in Indiana he invested millions in a field house, basketball courts and shit, made it bad ass.... Regular people, kids, can play basketball in like a building that could be a NBA teams practice facility for a couple bucks, and they took his name off......

    • @_nomote_
      @_nomote_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club the papa or shoenice?

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dammit Bobby!

    • @dennismoore2752
      @dennismoore2752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, yeah - 370 out of 950000 agree with you, fuckface:)

  • @MrCkevr
    @MrCkevr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    how awesome is it that this podcast now a staple for comics doing the promotion circuit, and their guests are always so psyched to be there talking to them. Hila is a dusky semetic princess and always lets others have plenty of chance to speak but when she drops wisdom it resonates, while Ethan is a banter machine and has been going toe to toe with the best comics in the game. When he makes Burnt Crisis laugh it feels like I am making that fat fuck laugh too and that's a precious feeling. papa bless.

    • @TheZeRa8
      @TheZeRa8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Coleman Everest what

    • @nikolasolider
      @nikolasolider 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bless

    • @jakewirth7903
      @jakewirth7903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      do i smell a mommy?

    • @edgali
      @edgali 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Burnt Crisis"

    • @davisa7067
      @davisa7067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What

  • @officiallyricvideos6647
    @officiallyricvideos6647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Ethan is the king of talking with his eyebrows. I have never seen anyone use their eyebrows so emphatically and dynamically. Glorious.

    • @Clem000
      @Clem000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He has Tourettes, he can't help it!

    • @mvn4337
      @mvn4337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has tourette

    • @cryinpooper
      @cryinpooper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its actually involuntary

    • @theeturnone
      @theeturnone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @C . your comment made me really laugh out loud ! . . peace Eric

    • @brandonmacdonald520
      @brandonmacdonald520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Eturn signed off on your own comment, people should start doing that more often........Best regards, Brandon

  • @johnmayerocksGWluvsU
    @johnmayerocksGWluvsU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Please bring him back! Burt relieves my depression temporarily. 💕 you guys together are unstoppable.

  • @clairekidd5691
    @clairekidd5691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Bert is great he’s like the boys. You should have him on with Jack and Eric

    • @johndellacontrada9947
      @johndellacontrada9947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OH MY GOD

    • @kostonl
      @kostonl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there is only 4 seats...

    • @cryinpooper
      @cryinpooper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      im down with just like an hour long conversation between the machine and big money salvia

    • @KLIZZLE101
      @KLIZZLE101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack and Eric couldn’t hang with this guy don’t disrespect Bert like that

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Koston L they could bring out another chair

  • @jasonfinch3710
    @jasonfinch3710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    I think my life would be complete if Eric Andre came on

    • @lanewebb1328
      @lanewebb1328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Shit would be life changing

    • @Hannah22oz
      @Hannah22oz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Holy shit yes

    • @TRIIGGAVELLI
      @TRIIGGAVELLI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ew

    • @Nell-r0se
      @Nell-r0se 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i think the universe would break if Eric andre met tim and Eric

    • @nuclearrabbit03
      @nuclearrabbit03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That would be amazing

  • @quartneyy
    @quartneyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Here after Dan said this is one of the hardest times he's ever laughed

  • @dreamcreate31
    @dreamcreate31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I wanna see a podcast with Bert and post.I feel like that would be a hell of a time y’all cracking cold ones 🍻

    • @walawalayaga8116
      @walawalayaga8116 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y'all cracking cold ones *inserts emoji of beer in glasses*

  • @cmanboss99
    @cmanboss99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Man this was so good i wish they hadnt lost the other one with Bert Kreischer

  • @trentm.364
    @trentm.364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    34:24 Holy shit I want a history show hosted by Bert. He named Andrew Jackson, and Alexander Graham Bell before Ethan gave him Alexander Hamilton. He then asked if he was the president or black. Bert then clarified that he thought he was black since Bert thought Hamilton actually rapped back in the late 1700s. That would be must see TV.

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Something like "Bert's Bullshit History"

    • @saintsakura_
      @saintsakura_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Even better, Bert being on drunk history. Heeeeeell yeah

    • @Jacob-sb3su
      @Jacob-sb3su 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glad im not the only one.
      Bert History.
      "In 1776 at the morroccan revolution, Napolean Bonaparte liberated the spaniards with his powerful slam poetry."

    • @GabyBoricuaPR
      @GabyBoricuaPR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro he said alexander graham bell 💀

    • @matthewlantz1677
      @matthewlantz1677 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently Tupac wrote Who Shot Ya. Also, I get the feeling the black gentleman Bert's referring to is George Carver Washington. Great show idea

  • @j-dud9005
    @j-dud9005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Nice one. Went ahead and watched the special after finishing the video. Proof that pod casts are a powerful marketing tool lol.

  • @egolayer13
    @egolayer13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Hah, Bert's laugh kills me.

    • @Lofti
      @Lofti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His alcoholism and gluttony is killing him

    • @RetardedBatman
      @RetardedBatman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why are you guys being horrible?

    • @HGC-Collinz
      @HGC-Collinz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      its a meme batman, it comes from Berts best friend Tom Segura. Some funny rivalry they created that fans carry on.

    • @RetardedBatman
      @RetardedBatman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HGC-Collinz oh, Right! My bad

    • @ajd0101
      @ajd0101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally he is so annoying and weird

  • @GreeniusBeans
    @GreeniusBeans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:19:15 The fact that Bert is questioning if they are recording shows how they are truly being themselves and having a candid good time. :)

    • @DoinwithDave
      @DoinwithDave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I honestly forgot that I was watching a podcast. I just loved the conversations they were having. Its weird to explain but im sure you know what i mean.

  • @matthew0221
    @matthew0221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Bert is one of the coolest guys in the world. A very genuine down to earth guy, and absolutely hilarious.

  • @kristof2507
    @kristof2507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    2:18:00
    Bert: You should get Bill burr on your podcast.
    Hila: We are huge fans
    Bert: let me organize that.
    Few months later,
    Ethan: I am depressed from the episode we did with Bill burr

    • @Godkingzeus.69
      @Godkingzeus.69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was he mean?

    • @N0ahface
      @N0ahface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Godkingzeus.69 Bill Burr just doesn't take any shit and has zero tolerance for stupid questions, he's an extremely difficult person to interview if you try and interview him like he's some random person promoting on daytime television. Ethan was also insanely stressed out during the interview because ol Billy is huge and Ethan was a huge fan. He did a little better the second time he had him on,

  • @bigpeeks4764
    @bigpeeks4764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how much Bert makes Ethan and Hila laugh

  • @Aditya-cl4li
    @Aditya-cl4li 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Favorite podcast of all time...watched it 2 times already 2 nights in a row...Bert is the best

  • @MetroAndroid
    @MetroAndroid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ASMR has been around for centuries, probably millennia. The sensation of tingling when people "whisper sweet nothings in your ear" is generally ASMR. Same thing with the relaxing/tingling when getting your haircut, or watching someone do a simple, methodical, tactile task. Chiropractors, acupuncture, etc. The way we think of it now came about around 2011-2012 where it was really named, though relaxation videos were being released for years. The first "ASMR-style" video (though it didn't use the term "ASMR") was in 2007, "Virtual Barber Shop", it hit 28,000,000 views back then. I first experienced it from my grandmother, watching her write on a quiet morning when I was around 6 or 7 years old, but only discovered what it was years later in 2012, stumbling across the subreddit and watching Ardra's Christmas 2012 video.

  • @conserveculture1767
    @conserveculture1767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    To be honest secret time was one of the best specials I seen in awhile. Bert crystals is killing it.

    • @mvondrak
      @mvondrak 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s waaaaayyy to racist.

    • @loolou
      @loolou 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and waaaaayy fat

    • @heftyhugh9086
      @heftyhugh9086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's fat, he's racist, Burnt Chrysler!

  • @jared3519
    @jared3519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Ethan, take CBD for your anxiety!! It doesn’t make you high! I really want you to try it and talk about it on the podcast. Thank you and papa bless

    • @BREEP.
      @BREEP. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daniel Lewis it really helps with mine. it’s just so damn expensive :(

    • @skumwoy3641
      @skumwoy3641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      breep Yea i looked into it and its more expensive than normal bud for me... Hash is my go to now.

    • @wrathofvaughn9309
      @wrathofvaughn9309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CBD isolate is great but it's hilariously expensive too.

    • @salmaanmoosa3103
      @salmaanmoosa3103 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrath of Vaughn CBD vape juice isn't that expensive

    • @Shmendan2
      @Shmendan2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m not against CBD, but whats with everyone everywhere reccomending CBD?

  • @averagetardo8140
    @averagetardo8140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The years keep on moving don't they

    • @orphyte
      @orphyte 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      hell yeah brother, you gotta be faster than time.

    • @orphyte
      @orphyte 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MattH3ew-rm3ir very cool

  • @julietterivero5447
    @julietterivero5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    your podcasts are the only things that keep me sane while i’m up super late trying to stay awake while i try to finish my art projects last minute. god bless.

  • @mcstribbles
    @mcstribbles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I feel that we are witnessing the birth of a beautiful relationship.

    • @thinglizzy2311
      @thinglizzy2311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's there 3rd podcast together

  • @StBonaventure07
    @StBonaventure07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    *THE MACHINE*

    • @thelucas1146
      @thelucas1146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peter Griffin: Its funny because I know where that's from.

    • @ianscaife6770
      @ianscaife6770 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE MACHINE

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Machines within, much love no hate. F all the haters.

  • @davidgeorge6278
    @davidgeorge6278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bert turns everything he touches into gold. Almost 3 hours of footage, has people laughing within the first minute, has them pissing themselves before the 5 minute mark. Savage.

  • @margotlayne477
    @margotlayne477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love having Hila back, her little laugh brings me so much joy

  • @freaknasty4571
    @freaknasty4571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's always enjoyable seeing Hila have a good time and seem a little more uninhibited than usual.
    I think its because Bundt Cakester is so contagiously joyful.

  • @alazymonkey5716
    @alazymonkey5716 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow this is amazing.
    I have NO idea how i missed this episode half a decade ago. Love bert; seeing him on H3 is honestly a dream. Wild
    He needs to come back some day!! How WILD has both Bert's and Ethan's life changed in the past 5 years.

  • @mariabobia69
    @mariabobia69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    this is not the greatest h3 podcast episode, this is just a tribute

    • @swiftyjay9682
      @swiftyjay9682 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      mariaaa couldn’t remember the greatest podcast

    • @nuclearrabbit03
      @nuclearrabbit03 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @no_misaki
      @no_misaki 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      F
      flee goo gee goo gee geeEEEE

  • @MegaTurtleboy
    @MegaTurtleboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    this podcast was "lets find out what turns bert on"

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Answer: Surprisingly more than we thought.

  • @PaletteBegonia
    @PaletteBegonia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bert always brings good energy no matter where he is 🔥

  • @Jonathick
    @Jonathick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I need a Joe Rogan H3 podcast NOW!!!

    • @Super.AmmarI0
      @Super.AmmarI0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Matthew Andrews 😂😂

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s snooze territory

    • @Mike_S707
      @Mike_S707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joe only goes on his buddy's podcasts.

    • @TalkingThrones
      @TalkingThrones 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Mike_S707 He rarely even does that.

    • @SuperJBrowne
      @SuperJBrowne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No thanks, id rather someone with an original thought and also doesn't need drugs to get "perspective".

  • @campplazlo09
    @campplazlo09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    *Anything funny*
    Bert- Mickey mouse voice

    • @querecep
      @querecep 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mickey mantle

  • @supbrotv
    @supbrotv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man Bert is just so much fun, he is 100% pure positive energy bottled in a human body.

  • @ar_x7
    @ar_x7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This and the one with Bobby Lee is by far my favorite episode. No awkwardness. All smooth

  • @Chris-jg8bm
    @Chris-jg8bm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Bart Chrysalis on 3 pomcasts in one week? He must have joined the four stroke gang to free up enough time to do all of them.

    • @aleqs12
      @aleqs12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He probably took 10-12 benadryl as well!

    • @brandoncarpenter876
      @brandoncarpenter876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey mommy, it's all for his new special that's out right now right now right now right now right now

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet he has neuropathy now.

    • @jon33.3
      @jon33.3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's spelled Bart Chrysler

    • @Chris-jg8bm
      @Chris-jg8bm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats what i said: Burnt Crystals.

  • @fillopoli
    @fillopoli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love Bert and this was a good podcast. Saw his special as soon as this was over and It was awesome!

  • @Shmock
    @Shmock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    You're amazed at the difference between front and back wipers. How about add another layer of people that stand and wipe vs people that sit. This conversation continues to go deeper and deeper. The technique of ass-wiping is truly the most unique part of our personalities.

    • @nateriver4951
      @nateriver4951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      M_Smoores I've always been extremely grossed out by toilets. I gotta stand, dude. Can't be sticking my hand down there.

    • @wabschall
      @wabschall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who tf stands

    • @accountof32
      @accountof32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      civilized humans

    • @DoinwithDave
      @DoinwithDave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Man I stand and it even weirds me out cause it's kinda awkward but at the same time I just find sticking my hand near the toilet seat just straight up disturbing. You know this was a good podcast when you question the way you wipe your own ass.

    • @Jacob-sb3su
      @Jacob-sb3su 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I lay down on my side and wipe with the sides of my hands because, as a man, my ass cheecks shpuld never spread more than the width of a hand.

  • @DylanVermeul
    @DylanVermeul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Bert seems like the nicest guy, so glad he did the podcast!

    • @Sutterbombz
      @Sutterbombz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Twice!

    • @TheYummyBrand
      @TheYummyBrand 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's a cowardly piece of shit

    • @DylanVermeul
      @DylanVermeul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Daniel Smith Tbh I really want Bobby Lee to come on again that's one of my favorites

    • @connorgrenier3301
      @connorgrenier3301 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheYummyBrand hes such a sweet angel I'm shocked that anyone can think that

  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you Ethan and Bert for giving me the courage to come forward as a front wiper.

  • @EscapePlanSkateboarding
    @EscapePlanSkateboarding 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How did I not know about this guy or take the time to check him out?!
    I watched his Netflix special last night and was dying laughing the whole time!

  • @breakingthenews3847
    @breakingthenews3847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Can Teddy Fresh please work with Me Undies to make some slammin skivvies?

    • @bboycosmo7499
      @bboycosmo7499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BreakingTheNews imagine a person that doesn’t know anything about internet reading this

  • @Heyesy
    @Heyesy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    About the Louis C.K. bit, my dad bought his special he did a couple weeks back, and emailed him saying something like, "You'll never see this, but this special was amazing, keep it up!" and I swear to god, Louis replied with "Hi, Justin. I'll never see this, but I'm glad you enjoyed the special!"
    Literal perfection, the man's a genius.

  • @ankm2622
    @ankm2622 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    *Bill Burr* next PLEASE!!!!

    • @buslengths
      @buslengths 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He'll probably come on when the new special is coming out

    • @Sean-yq1wm
      @Sean-yq1wm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably when F is for Family season 3 is out in winter

    • @cryinpooper
      @cryinpooper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      tim heideker is next. bill will be on

  • @brymiller17
    @brymiller17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Bert's laugh is the fucking best

    • @ellierue9661
      @ellierue9661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Bert’s laugh is the reason I’m turning this video off, only 4 minutes and 45 seconds in

    • @albertcazares9092
      @albertcazares9092 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SHIA SURPRISE

  • @trevorprzepiora7926
    @trevorprzepiora7926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would pay so much money to just sit down and have a conversation with this man for an hour or two.

  • @MTarantino
    @MTarantino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Now all future guests will have to speak into a mic that Bert farted on

  • @abvhrulz
    @abvhrulz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I'm with Hila. I feel weird when I listen to ASMR.

    • @Electromash92
      @Electromash92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah ditto, I get a similar sensation to nails on chalkboard.

    • @zerosumgame9071
      @zerosumgame9071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!!

    • @Elpis95
      @Elpis95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @nathanpost8753
      @nathanpost8753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It feels insidious in a way

    • @GreedAndSelfishness
      @GreedAndSelfishness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, thats the thing thats supposed to happen.

  • @TheSpecialJ11
    @TheSpecialJ11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:25:16
    "Monster hitter? Power hitter?"
    "No, I always batted the third..."
    Now that's just being humble. Bats right before the cleanup hitter, right there in the 3, 4, 5 positions are usually the big hitters.

  • @buttonsomalley3420
    @buttonsomalley3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love Barge Christmas, he's a great comedian.

    • @MexicanAndaJew
      @MexicanAndaJew 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brent Crystals!!!

  • @mrmojorisin4249
    @mrmojorisin4249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Now waiting for the Your moms house h3 podcast

    • @666stereogod
      @666stereogod 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha same

    • @elyeyi369
      @elyeyi369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm waiting for JRE + H3H3 !!!

    • @auroraborealis13579
      @auroraborealis13579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you watched it yet? The mommies looked really good in their Teddy Fresh gear!!

    • @mrmojorisin4249
      @mrmojorisin4249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elyeyi369 one can only dream

    • @mrmojorisin4249
      @mrmojorisin4249 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@auroraborealis13579 yeah its so cool watching 2 worlds colliding

  • @ChaosStep
    @ChaosStep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bert is so happy to be there is an absolute joy to watch.

  • @SEEYAIAYE
    @SEEYAIAYE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Bird Christkiller is my favourite racist morbidly obese comedian.

    • @mikeo759
      @mikeo759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Bort

    • @nicks4706
      @nicks4706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lee is the only christkiller my man. The one and only flying jew

    • @spams9359
      @spams9359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Abort Christkiller

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You obviously don't get the reference young lady.

    • @spams9359
      @spams9359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Try it out

  • @jetli3333
    @jetli3333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omg! I laughed so much during this episode. I wasn't familiar with Burt before until the podcast. Been watching all his vids non stop😂😂Even the Netflix special he has out now..Hilarious

  • @Kirsten-C16
    @Kirsten-C16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BRING BERT BACK ON!!!! Love him and this content!!

  • @TheWHEATISHweet
    @TheWHEATISHweet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This is the most entertaining episode I've watched. Im a front wiper

  • @kevcomcreations
    @kevcomcreations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the episode! Great chemistry in the studio with this one! Been a fan of Toni Robbins half my life but i love the psycho analysis of his personality! lmao! Its those subtle psycho moments that make me love the H3 spin!
    Keep keep'n it Fresh guys!

  • @suef3866
    @suef3866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, that was such an awesome podcast. Bert brought some high-energy vibes to the show and it was nice to see Ethan and Hila keeping up with him.

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The funniest episode of h3 to date in my opinion featuring barfed Chrysler
    And the tony Robbins bit made me crying harder than the ASMR stuff

  • @HeartExplosive
    @HeartExplosive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    BRING! BACK! BERT!

  • @Giggitygooguygaming
    @Giggitygooguygaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know this video is older but Hila, i guarantee you as someone who goes to a chiropractor fairly regularly, those cracking sounds are not edited. Especially when someone doesn’t go often/ever. You would not believe how loud your bones crack, especially done professionally like this.

  • @AshbrookENT
    @AshbrookENT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I have been trolled

  • @wudlorff1888
    @wudlorff1888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    burnt crystals? the fattest man on earth?

    • @jason4906
      @jason4906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought he was the most racist

    • @sav-
      @sav- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      theplayboymaster lol I’m mainly left, but I hate sjws lol and of course pedos, so what does that make me?

    • @Sandybowls_9001
      @Sandybowls_9001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @theplayboymaster pump the hate breaks fox and friends

    • @katebattista7400
      @katebattista7400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @theplayboymaster Nothing says intelligence like ending your sentence in loooooooooool.

    • @experssion123
      @experssion123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ali Beli he doesnt get jokes jean

  • @imjustapancake3188
    @imjustapancake3188 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bring back Bert again sometime, oh my god. You guys have such great chemistry and the whole vibe overall is so positive 😩❤️ this was a really good one, it’s great to see this channel grow

  • @sqweed653
    @sqweed653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There is a "Full reading of the Shrek script ASMR"

    • @mvn4337
      @mvn4337 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully a there is a Bee movie script reading asmr...

    • @nazarferdiansah9728
      @nazarferdiansah9728 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mvn4337 It's already out. Hilarious.

  • @thebcane
    @thebcane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Bert: "I bet Louis CK's first joke back will be AMAZING"
    Louis CK did a spontaneous show in NYC (You can find Audio on TH-cam)
    Started it with "So, How's YOUR year been?" 😂

  • @Nunnnnyahsha
    @Nunnnnyahsha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s such an amazing guest and comedian, please have him on again!!!!

  • @thenickseditious
    @thenickseditious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Get joey diaz PLEASE. Seein u 2 and joet coco diaz that would make a dream i mever knew possible come true. And Theo von

    • @kevinyeager9023
      @kevinyeager9023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joey and Theo!
      Get in there!!!
      Gang gang

    • @Mastaace
      @Mastaace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just go back to JRE?

    • @lovelyMissInna
      @lovelyMissInna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Defff need some Theo Von!

    • @sheilatheturtle7569
      @sheilatheturtle7569 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why Bother “seeing and coco would be a dream come true” why would he go to JRE to see a h3h3 podcast?

    • @zg1106
      @zg1106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theo Von. Get in there boi!!

  • @TRIV716
    @TRIV716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Bert what's good with bringing Ethan and Hila on an episode of "Somthing's Burning" ??

    • @TRIV716
      @TRIV716 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gregory Heinz wot?

    • @zbrownbb
      @zbrownbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mein Kampf

  • @dylandrake5352
    @dylandrake5352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They seem like best friends. Bert is a great guest and down to earth guy.

  • @quintonis1
    @quintonis1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why is it that the episodes you don't think are going to be that good are always the best ones?

  • @tax3vader203
    @tax3vader203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How have I just now discovered this. Brent Chrysler is a great guest on h3

  • @MrSuperMario34
    @MrSuperMario34 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    God, I need more of Bert and H3 together. A something's burning would be perfect and hopefully another episode in about 20 episodes or so

  • @ckc2052
    @ckc2052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funny his Netflix special is the only one that made me laugh consistently

  • @fetchthehearse9547
    @fetchthehearse9547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:30 ETHAN'S LAUGH 😂

  • @katana1901
    @katana1901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, Secret Time is one of my favourite comedy specials on Netflix. I’ve literally lost track of the amount of times I’ve watched it at this point.

  • @SergioRatz
    @SergioRatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    its almost 2020.... time for another bert podcast

  • @CrazyKoreanConnor
    @CrazyKoreanConnor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Biggie did Who Shot Ya? not Tupac. Tupac did Hit em Up

    • @Chalz108
      @Chalz108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

  • @aharonw2
    @aharonw2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best episode of h3h3 ever. The Uber incident is making me run out of breath in laughter - wiping away the tears now.

  • @thegreathuntdini6157
    @thegreathuntdini6157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Got a tent, sleeping bag, and a days worth of food time to wait for the next 12 hours

  • @Lizzypoohxo
    @Lizzypoohxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish they'd start doing interviews like this again.

  • @Warriorsruach
    @Warriorsruach 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how Bert has been a ball of sunshine the entire time and then at 2:24:40 he says "That just cheered me up" like was that him NOT cheered up???

  • @DoinwithDave
    @DoinwithDave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know Burt is having a good time when he asks "Oh wait, what time is it?" then he goes "never mind, im fine, im fine, im fine" I really enjoy the podcasts where the guest doesn't want it to end.

  • @MrSuperMario34
    @MrSuperMario34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh :'( I had no idea these guys know each other. I love them both so much, so wish that first podcast came out, that would've set the tone perfectly for this podcast

  • @DanielFinton
    @DanielFinton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This podcast flowed so well, I’d love to see Bert on again!

  • @DanielWilliams-kf6vf
    @DanielWilliams-kf6vf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'll be more surprise by Ari before Joe but I'd love to see Joey Diaz.

    • @randomrandy4022
      @randomrandy4022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ari, joe, or joey wouldnt be a fit for this show. Ari would be the closest to fitting in here.

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Williams: joeys a wanna be tough guy. I don’t like him. He tries too hard

  • @wakawakacherry
    @wakawakacherry ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Plz have Bert again 😔

  • @polymathematics_
    @polymathematics_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    those impressions of Tom, Ari and Joe were low key spot on

  • @on5380
    @on5380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was a closeted front wiper until I saw this. Papa bless ❤️

  • @notmiketate
    @notmiketate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bert Kreischer is going to put bill burr on the H3 podcast. Next, Billy Blue Balls puts H3 on the Rogan podcast and my wildest podcast dreams are made. Thank you fat bert

  • @Cuddlehead
    @Cuddlehead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man, I love how Hila is just the sweetest kid, these 2 goons are made for each other, pappa bless.

  • @Lara-42069
    @Lara-42069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I can't be the only one that thinks he looks like shaycarl

    • @sydnerella24
      @sydnerella24 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lara I legit thought that’s who it was lol

    • @rileymahoney1514
      @rileymahoney1514 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg

    • @DEFxRECON
      @DEFxRECON 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Before or after he cheated on his wife?