"For God's sake.... somebody help me... help!" Wow, that makes "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my Gaaaaawwwwwwdddd!" look good by comparison.
I was about to comment, but then I saw that your comment is six years old. So maybe then it's too late. (Wow, the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.)
5:06 Who knew that if you walked right in front of a moving bus, and then just stood perfectly still while it ran over you, something bad could happen to you?
We're here on vacation. My camper's parked out in the yard. I'm here with my brother, and his girlfriend. Our sister Tina's with us, too. My name is Jim Dalen.
When watching this, I was wondering, "why is this so bad that it's slightly good?" Then when I found out it was an Italian production, it all clicked. Like how 'Warrior of the lost World' was a bad take on 'Mad Max,' this is obviously a horrible take on 'Poltergeist.'
Just started watching this and a hitchhiker jumps out in front of a pickup. On Glades Road along Minot Beach in Scituate, where I live. Good lord. Can’t wait to see where this goes.
i think you're giving the movie too much credit for using something that people just find inherently terrifying no matter what it actually does. there could be a movie of a clown doll making himself a peanut butter sandwich and people would soil themselves.
Running Through the Haunted Halls Creaking Is Heard From The Walls Gotta Stay Awake Til Sunrise Creeping Through The Creepy Aisles Shrieks You Can Hear For Miles Trespassers Gotta Do What They Take To Survive In The Ghost House! In The Ghost House! Shriek, Scream, And Moan If It's Worse, You're On Your Own In The Ghost House! In The Ghost House! Boy Ghouls, Girl Ghouls, Living Under Spectra's Rule Ghost House Ghost Ghost House!
Sclasspsycho Jim Dalen's performance actually reminded me of a kid in my middle school drama class. (Jim Dalen whose sister's husband's friend's third wife and brother's niece's grandmother's stepson's dog's great aunt are parked outside in a camper listening to rockabilly blues with Christopher Walken)
Hmm, my first reply didn't show up, so I'll try again. Their commentary for the movie Saw, Bill says something like that. There's a best of compilation for that here on TH-cam with that bit included, so you can check that out and see if that's the one you're thinking of.
horaciosi Sorry for all those. When I posted my first comment, it didn't show up in the comments section. Then my next one, when I hit the button to post the whole thing crashed, so I wasn't sure if anything was going to show up. Happy to help though. :)
i've heard him use that line in Saw and Supersonic Man. ...i've also heard three different people say it on any given episode of "Marvel's Agents of SHIELD"
at least that movie had Torgo...this isn't very good... at that movie had Torgo. Oh oh... the Master doesn't like it when I'm the computer... *Torgo music plays*
"For God's sake.... somebody help me... help!"
Wow, that makes "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my Gaaaaawwwwwwdddd!" look good by comparison.
At least OMG guy was putting emotion in his voice.
That foreign-sounding girl really does give Natalie from Wurwilf a run for her money on incomprehensibility.
I was about to comment, but then I saw that your comment is six years old. So maybe then it's too late. (Wow, the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.)
Seriously, they should've just dubbed her ass
“Chicken Finger Happy Meal.”
“Same!”
LOL That was cute. 😆
5:06 Who knew that if you walked right in front of a moving bus, and then just stood perfectly still while it ran over you, something bad could happen to you?
PCGamer77 You should've left the house by now...
"Ghost House! I'm revoking your charter!"
"Is it cause we're supposed to be dead?"
Itchy and Scratchy: the reality!
And in the closing credits: they misspell cemetery! Perfect!
+monkeymouse They also made lieutenant two words!
I missed that; that's pretty awful...
Watched this on Hulu Plus, it was a hard watch but the riffs were hilarious.
We're here on vacation. My camper's parked out in the yard. I'm here with my brother, and his girlfriend. Our sister Tina's with us, too. My name is Jim Dalen.
Okay, we don't need your life story!
1:51
I'm not sure to be more bewildered by that line read, or the fact that a director decided to go with that line read.
I was waiting for the Wiseau joke for that girl.
lol I know. I meant I knew it was coming. :P
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Tammy Wiseau
That guy at 1:49 screaming for help reminded me of that other dude from Troll 2
"Drive ... Driving scene ... There's scenes where people drive..."
Thank you, Ms. Connie, for posting these!
When watching this, I was wondering, "why is this so bad that it's slightly good?"
Then when I found out it was an Italian production, it all clicked. Like how 'Warrior of the lost World' was a bad take on 'Mad Max,' this is obviously a horrible take on 'Poltergeist.'
Even the clown doll is like a cheap knock-off of the original clown doll.
So long, Fat Stan Lee.
The advent of Jim Daelin!
3:31 If William Shatner and Ray Liotta had a baby.
The 2015 Halloween Rifftrax Live should be of this movie.
“You hit my dummy head! Why!?”
Kevin: "So Long FAT Stan Lee!" RLMAO
0:39 Seriously with that dummy head?! 😂😂😂😘
2:00 The Room.
somebody help me he's the cousin of " they gonna eatin me" omg...hahhaa no doubt
Just started watching this and a hitchhiker jumps out in front of a pickup. On Glades Road along Minot Beach in Scituate, where I live. Good lord. Can’t wait to see where this goes.
"...one of God's innocent creatures."
"No, this was a cat."
Im your 1000th subscriber :D
Cool!
"Day One, in the Ghost House..."
I also hope his computer get it right
Kevin in Batman voice: WHERE ARE THEY?!
It's Bay-Singer.
Basinger is definitely attractive, but I remain a Kelly LeBrock fan.
The only scary part of this movie was the clown doll.
Especially his fucking theme. I lost sleep because of it.
FortanNothingGod
I just wet myself right now, thinking how terrifying it was .
i think you're giving the movie too much credit for using something that people just find inherently terrifying no matter what it actually does. there could be a movie of a clown doll making himself a peanut butter sandwich and people would soil themselves.
Wow this movie sure ODed on the tranquilizers huh?
0:22 The tragic end of Toonces
& I'm Jim Daelin
2:50 Marty mcfly to the right of the screen there
Running Through the Haunted Halls
Creaking Is Heard From The Walls
Gotta Stay Awake Til Sunrise
Creeping Through The Creepy Aisles
Shrieks You Can Hear For Miles
Trespassers Gotta Do What They Take To Survive
In The Ghost House! In The Ghost House!
Shriek, Scream, And Moan
If It's Worse, You're On Your Own
In The Ghost House! In The Ghost House!
Boy Ghouls, Girl Ghouls,
Living Under Spectra's Rule
Ghost
House
Ghost
Ghost House!
...okay, i give up, what song are you parodying?
Tell that chili I’m gonna eat the hell out of it
It's not quite Giallo, just GYAAH!
I tried to watch this movie but the acting was just atrocious! DX
It was pretty painful.
Sclasspsycho Jim Dalen's performance actually reminded me of a kid in my middle school drama class.
(Jim Dalen whose sister's husband's friend's third wife and brother's niece's grandmother's stepson's dog's great aunt are parked outside in a camper listening to rockabilly blues with Christopher Walken)
I think we all met a Jim Dalin before
They didn't mention the Swede!!!!
MST3K should have done the whole movie :) That would have been Awesome! :)
he wears his watch on his right hand?
I'm trying to find the episode where Bill said "You lying liar who lies!". Do you know which one is it? It's driving me nuts
On their commentary for the movie Saw, Bill says "You're a lying liar who lies about the truth." Maybe that's the one you're thinking of?
Hmm, my first reply didn't show up, so I'll try again. Their commentary for the movie Saw, Bill says something like that. There's a best of compilation for that here on TH-cam with that bit included, so you can check that out and see if that's the one you're thinking of.
aejss4 First: Your first reply showed up to me well.
Second: Yeah, i think it is. Thanks.
horaciosi Sorry for all those. When I posted my first comment, it didn't show up in the comments section. Then my next one, when I hit the button to post the whole thing crashed, so I wasn't sure if anything was going to show up. Happy to help though. :)
i've heard him use that line in Saw and Supersonic Man.
...i've also heard three different people say it on any given episode of "Marvel's Agents of SHIELD"
Monos Hands of Fate was MUCH better than this loser of a movie!
Where do the guys find this stuff?
at least that movie had Torgo...this isn't very good... at that movie had Torgo. Oh oh... the Master doesn't like it when I'm the computer... *Torgo music plays*
LOL
What a terrible ending :P
I also hope his computer get it right