I feel like if you give that to your crush/lover, they would just remember that card for eternity and never leave you, because it would concern them about your mental health.
"Let's get ILLUMI-NAUGHTY" 💀💀💀 Woah Bill not in front of the kids- Also, "I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE" and "I like you for some reason" ones are relatable AF 😭
I'm liking the homage to those school Valentine cards with cartoon characters, but from the villain side. I wish we gotten Gravity Falls Valentine Cards in real life.
Imagine a kindergartner handing their classmate a card that says, "Let's get illumi-naughty" I bet at least SOMEBODY would be getting a phone call home lol.
@@i_am_sketchy "even if the universe is expanding at an increasingly fast rate i cant help but notice how our pheromones make us cling to eachother almost like how atoms of opposite charges of the magnetic field make magnets attracted to eachother" -stanford, probably.
@@greekyogurt9997 sorry gravity falls will not have a new season 😭.. alex hirsch is just adding more things to the series for better view and such; e.g book of bill. i like the ending of gravity falls, and another season would be a little out of place. a movie for gravity falls would be great though ahah :D
"Let's get illuminatughty" Wow bill not in front of the kids. Edit: well check it got 600 like thx guys. Edit 2: okay now it's even Edit 3: saying this icon "LOOK MOM I'M FAMOUS".
@@DoofenSpyroDragon16 I think he does have a mouth, although it was shown differently in the actual show. At one point when he was talking about his plans, it showed him drawing a smiley face on the earth before taking a bite of the planet. Basically his eyeball was suspended inside of his mouth, and when he opened up the socket around the eye you could see actual teeth. Then in the Gravity Falls finale chasing the twins in his “final form”, he had two mouths below his eyes between some of the layers of bricks.
I just preordered the book of bill and i cannot stress enough how excited i am for it. I unfortunately wasn’t old enough to see the series when it was still officially airing so I don’t have the good books or the black light book🥺…..but this will still be fun.
i think you meant "I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have a 88.3% pheromone compatibility match" right?
Then he’d say something like “ so I’m going to tear apart your skin to get you DNA and then clone you and use that clone as a way to completely ruin your life! “
Oof! That Illuminati pun! If ever I doubted that Gravity Falls was just as influential an animated television series as Rocky and Bullwinkle, I do not any more!
“I like you for some reason” and “ I don’t want to die alone” and “I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing, we have an 88.3% pheromone completely match” is just too relatable ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Bro when bill said “I secretly collected your Sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have a 88.3% pheromone compatibility match” that hit me like a semi truck 😔
Why would you do this? From all i've seen, from light to dark, i've never recalled having to bestow something so horrendous. Is the world falling apart? What a good question. I'd say so, because of people like you. Nothing is fair, but this crosses the line. -custom copypasta 7/11/24
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😳😳😳
Lol
Bill has a way to show valentine love
Dear Valiskibum, I hope that you should put an 50 percent invisible watermark that has your name after you posted 9th short form video please.
Bill: I always come back
5th
"I don't want to die alone" is definitely the best and the one who will work the most
Me: gives her the card
Her: “Oh well. Your loss.”
The card to me just sounds like you're trying to make friends and have given up on relationships
Personally I like “I like you for some reason”
I feel like if you give that to your crush/lover, they would just remember that card for eternity and never leave you, because it would concern them about your mental health.
@@halpee7690 The girl that refuses to give a crap just so that she could stay alone:
"i like you for some reason" is just the most sincere you can be.
With I don't under it
In a way of putting it..."I like you because i just want to...like you"
These genuinely feel like cards Mabel would use thinking they were the greatest thing ever
"Lets get illuminaughty" u sure?
Now that you mention it, YES 🤣
@@SpaghettiGoNappy well maybe Stan sabotaged that one 😆
If Bill weren’t so evil, I’m sure he and Mabel would have been besties.
@@UnsightlyMusedas tru
“Let’s get illuminaughty”
THE WAY MY JAW FUCKING DROPPED-
Same, and me shouting "WHAT THE HELL" at 8 in the morning definitely didn't help my case 😭😭😭
The bow waving😭
I won’t ever see him the same way again💀
WHY BILL- HES A DORITO- WHO SIMPS FOR A DORITO-
@@xXF1f1P4wXx this Dorito has a lot of personality, or what you call, flavor.
“I like you for some reason.”
Relatable.
Same
That’s something I would use
That’s the best one lol 😂
Best ones are :I don't want to die alone and I like you for some reason.
I like that line for some reason
"Let's get ILLUMI-NAUGHTY" 💀💀💀
Woah Bill not in front of the kids-
Also, "I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE" and "I like you for some reason" ones are relatable AF 😭
the cover literally says it’s for older readers
@@znezhirtzlosetfor how old like 18 to 21 years old or 12 to 18 year old?
@@yodude5000hunter 12!?!?!?
@@yodude5000hunter I'd say like 16+
12 is pretty ok🤷🏾♀️
"I don't want to die alone." I never thought Bill Cipher could be so relatable. These cards are amazing.
He wouldn’t. He can’t die at all
Just checked.
He shorta did
If he’s so relatable why don’t you hold his hand
@@tinivictinihe didn't die
@@meii-pn3qr Just checked, he's in theraphy now. Though he wishes he died
“Ive been keeping an.. *ＥＹＥ ＯＮ ＹＯＵ．”*
“Ive got my eye on you!”
that tone shift is perfect.
“Let’s get illuminaughty”
I will never look at bill the same way again…
I mean he is technically trillions of years old
NAH@@LluvioCT
what's up with eggy lines lol💀💀💀💀
ahah..ahaAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGA AAAAAAA
@@LluvioCTbut he directly stated in the book that he is a pre teen
"Let's get illuminaughty~"
💀
Is nobody talking abt the “I secretly collected your sweat in a jar”?
Fits his character
Seems like something I would do tbh
You gonna drink that?
no
Mmmm yes perfecto
“ *Let’s get illuminaughty* “ GOT ME DYING AND THE POLICE COULDNT FIND THE KILLER BUT ITS ACTUALLY BILL CIPHER💀💀💀
👍
The cards went from "you are acute-y" and "bill you go out with me" to "I don't want to die alone" real quick
They went from jokey, normal cards, to Let’s Get Illumi*naughty*, to i don’t want to die alone, to being a psycho who collects sweat
Roses are red
Cacti are prickly
Holy sh1t
That escalated quickly
I came back to this short, and “Let’s get illuminaughty” is crazy and awesome at the same time 💀
“I’ve got my eye on you”
definitely using that one
Bill rizzing lines, bro got 100% rizz.
“Let’s get illuminaughty” 💀
I didn't know bill chiper had rizz
my jaw dropped all the way to the submarine
@@ploomychernim unrelated but ok
Now thats rizz🤨
@@ImMoreOfAcatPersonChiper💀
“Let’s get illuminaughty” is crazy😭
I'm liking the homage to those school Valentine cards with cartoon characters, but from the villain side.
I wish we gotten Gravity Falls Valentine Cards in real life.
Would've loved a tax fraud joke from Stanley and a molecular science joke from Stanford
It would be pretty cool :)
Imagine a kindergartner handing their classmate a card that says, "Let's get illumi-naughty" I bet at least SOMEBODY would be getting a phone call home lol.
@@i_am_sketchy "even if the universe is expanding at an increasingly fast rate i cant help but notice how our pheromones make us cling to eachother almost like how atoms of opposite charges of the magnetic field make magnets attracted to eachother" -stanford, probably.
“Let’s get illuminaughty.”
that’s just wild
i could feel my eye popping out of my socket from that-
Freaky Bill👅
@@BlockysFunnyDoingInternational blocky wtf you doing here
go back to goiky
WE ALL KNOW WHO HE GOT ILLUMINAUGHTY WITH🤚📑👓
@@arsonzartzis it the real illuminati? Because i haven't watch gravity falls yet
@@thibele6704Stanford :3
"I don't wanna die Alone"😂
W pfp
i love how he's just flat
@@Zyro-dl4ow i mean. we know he is 2D. but when he turns in the book. it's very cursed.
@@Illuminator99it can’t be that bad I want to see
“Let’s get illuminaughty”
Bill Cipher except it was made by Character AI (in a nutshell)
FRR
(We don't talk about chai)
@@Cellystix3.0 why i like drinking chai
@@b3rnardTF2 you poor innocent soul..
“I’m broken, wanna fix me?”
Me: “Y E S.”
Hes in more Pieces
“I’m broken, wanna fix me” could be a clue about the future of Gravity Falls.
it ended wonp womp
To clarify, not the show, but the canon across books and other media. Like the Book of Bill coming out this year.
@@mayanngomez7776 *Womp Womp
@@AgileAnimations *Womp Womp Womp
@@mayanngomez7776*Womp Womp Womp Womp
“Let’s get illumiNAUGHT👹”
I won’t ever look at bill the same way again I can’t believe Alex made this😭
"I like you for some reason"
-Bill Cipher Simps
Show Bill: trying to say he's not gay.
Book of Bill: says otherwise 😔
It's nice to see the Alex Hirsch and Gravity Falls fanbase still thriving and vibing with new content, even with the show already over.
I have heard that it's not over just jet
I have heard rumors of a conformed third season...
:3
@@greekyogurt9997 sorry gravity falls will not have a new season 😭.. alex hirsch is just adding more things to the series for better view and such; e.g book of bill.
i like the ending of gravity falls, and another season would be a little out of place.
a movie for gravity falls would be great though ahah :D
"I like you for some reason" is my favorite one because it genuinely sounds like something Bill would say
Bill simps when they see this: 😍😍
fr
LMAOOO THIS IS TRUE
They exist😰?
@@XxMinion_TamponsxX always has been
@@XxMinion_TamponsxX yeah
"I'm broken wanna fix me" STOOOOPPPP IM GONNA CRYYY
"Let's get illuminatughty"
Wow bill not in front of the kids.
Edit: well check it got 600 like thx guys.
Edit 2: okay now it's even
Edit 3: saying this icon "LOOK MOM I'M FAMOUS".
🤣🤣🤣
Nah, bro... 💀
🤨📸
Bill has rizz
Lol
I NEED THE “I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have an 88.3% compatibility match” ONEEEEE
"I like you for some reason!" And "I dont want to die alone" are my favourites lmao
"i secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have an 88.3% pheromone compatibility match" is the best imo
@@honeybee45678 YES
Let’s get illumi-naughty is honestly my favorite cause my jaw dropped when I read it 😭
Vailskibum is making Shorts now! Glad to see some more creators joining the “cartoon short news” space!
Let's get illuminaughty ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
NO NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN BILL! WHY DUDE
I like hearing Vail trying to mimic Bill Cipher's voice. 😂
Idk why it sounds like some sort of object show character to me lmao
@@RabbitHasRabies1997 same
@@RabbitHasRabies1997New object show character: T R I A N G L E
I don’t want to die alone, most bill Cypher thing I’ve ever heard
Did you see the “to/from” drawings as well that he put as a reply to his post on twitter? Love that drawing of bill eating an anatomical heart.
How can he eat? He has no mouth. 😆
@@DoofenSpyroDragon16 I think he does have a mouth, although it was shown differently in the actual show. At one point when he was talking about his plans, it showed him drawing a smiley face on the earth before taking a bite of the planet. Basically his eyeball was suspended inside of his mouth, and when he opened up the socket around the eye you could see actual teeth. Then in the Gravity Falls finale chasing the twins in his “final form”, he had two mouths below his eyes between some of the layers of bricks.
i sent it to my gf :D
“YOU MUST PICK A SLICEEEEE!!🫵🥶🤑🤑🤑🫃🫃🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
"I like you for some reason" same 💀
I'm in your walls.
@@Red_axolotl-jb7ewI can’t tell if you’re a bot, threatening him, or putting this here for no reason.
@@cuber1239 It's because, I see him EVERYWHERE. I can't escape him. You'll know the pain one day.
@@Red_axolotl-jb7ew now your scaring mr
@@cuber1239 welcome to the void
I just preordered the book of bill and i cannot stress enough how excited i am for it. I unfortunately wasn’t old enough to see the series when it was still officially airing so I don’t have the good books or the black light book🥺…..but this will still be fun.
The nostalgia from your account😭
Bill be wildin
He better be wildin on me or I’m boughta start tweaking 😈
@@RabbitHasRabies1997 god I hate this fandom. ):,’
“Let’s get *illuminaughty👹* “
Even after Gravity Falls ended, Alex Hirsch's humor remains legendary
You're right. I dont want to die alone.
Bill chilling with us Single fellas, that indeed was funny 😂
Real 😂
"FEED me moar!! please :("
The sound of need and desperation is top notch, I need it too :((
I pre ordered the exclusive edition and I can’t wait for it to arrive!
I can't believe "I'm broken, wanna fix me?" was fucking foreshadowing (intentional or not)
I Don’t Want To Die Alone
That’s the Best card on Earth
gonna buy it for myself/j
illuminaughty from a kids show creator with the kids show creator is absolutely insane
A decade after and it's still as funny
"I like you for some reason" and "i dont want to die alone" are the best!
I just love this card. It's nice that Bill Cipher is still around, even when Gravity Falls ended.
“I like you for some reason” IM SAYING THAT TO MY CRUSH WITH A EMOTIONLESS FACE LMAOOO
"The love triangle" is crazy 💀
I feel like the sweat one is worse
Yeah
The one i would use the most is "i like you for some reason" and "i dont want to die alone"
"I secretly collected your sweat in a jar" 💀
Who knew bill was a stalker💀
i think you meant "I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have a 88.3% pheromone compatibility match" right?
"I like you for some reason" is definitely something bill would say:
Then he’d say something like “ so I’m going to tear apart your skin to get you DNA and then clone you and use that clone as a way to completely ruin your life! “
“Let’s get illuminaughty”
I’m dead 😭
When he said “ Let’s get illuminaughty” He took off his bow tie ☠️
Oof! That Illuminati pun! If ever I doubted that Gravity Falls was just as influential an animated television series as Rocky and Bullwinkle, I do not any more!
“Lets get illuminaughty”
We got Bill being freaky before gta 6😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Illuminaughty 💀
Aw no. Not iilluminaughtii
Bill have a penis?
@@tamsuemomwifei do not want that image in my head thank you very much
Glad he deleted that lol
@@7sGalaxy He did?
Next time it’s Valentines I’m going to ask my crush out with a card that says
I DONT WANT TO DIE ALONE
The Bill Still Lives...
Yippie!
Yes
“I like you for some reason 😐”
So relatable tho- 😭😭
"Illuminaughty" is CRAZY
Makes sense why its for older readers
@spidermonkeyspidermonkey787 pls help and im 7💀💀💀
@@Bip-v9fOMG 😭
@@xXF1f1P4wXx 😭😭😭
"I like you for some reason" I felt that. 😭
Ngl, "I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have an 88.3% pheromone compatibility match" goes hard
The love triangle one is perfect the eye outline making a smile is genius
This is amazing. Especially “I don’t want to die alone”
Why is Bill cipher so relatable
I would be ok with u voicing bill tbh
Me too
I don't want to die alone.
A little too Euclidean for my taste, but I’m sure there’s some avid collector out there who’ll pay big bucks for these
Or in the words of Stan "I can sell this!"
“Let’s get illumiNAUGHTY”
Me: sends this card to ford for the adult bill cipher
Bill is literally the walking definition of a Tumblr sexy man, it’s so accurate it’s hilarious and these cards really sell it.
We'll see if he beats Sans this year
Es que lo es ❤
"Lets get Illuminaughty" I mean I'm down-
I hate that I agree with that 😭
You should call make one that's like "marry me, or I will hunt you down and marry you against your will" 🤣
or one that's abt not being what chris tyson was exposed abt cuz that would be funny imo.
“I like you for some reason” is probably the most accurate Bill reaction
The illumiNAUGHTY part makes me think Bill isnt just any plain old disney villain.
Hey, we never said he was just a Disney villain… we only said he was a villain.
Es cierto, el sabe cositas xD ❤
that one litte purple b¡tch with the youtube channel aboutta sue him
The sweat one, the die alone one, and the “I like you for some reason” are the best
“I like you for some reason” and “ I don’t want to die alone” and “I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing, we have an 88.3% pheromone completely match” is just too relatable ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Imagine passing those out in kindergarten
"I like you for some reason" hits
Bro when bill said “I secretly collected your Sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have a 88.3% pheromone compatibility match” that hit me like a semi truck 😔
"I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to lab testing we have an 88.3% pheromone compatibility match" Is the most relatable
WHY IS IT RELATABLE THO
Wait...NO NO NO...YES MORE GRAVITY FALLS ITS BEEN OVER SINCE 8 YEARS Also that "I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE"IS MAKING ME DIE OF LAUGHING
Those are some awesome cards
The “your acute-y!” I would read it as “your acute why!”
Yah
These puns killed my gruncle
lets get illumin-NAUGHTY
i DIED
LOLLLL
As a Bill fangirl, I thank Alex for creating these cards 🙏🙏 ever since they came out I've been obsessed with them
FR I screenshotted the Illumi-naughty one 💀
Why would you do this? From all i've seen, from light to dark, i've never recalled having to bestow something so horrendous. Is the world falling apart? What a good question. I'd say so, because of people like you. Nothing is fair, but this crosses the line.
-custom copypasta 7/11/24
"They call me the love triangle" and they call call call call me the destroy destroy destroyer of universes
my jaw dropped in that lets get illuminaughty one
Same😭😭
Yo me quedé pendeja al leer eso 😂
"lets get illumi-naughty" MY JAW AND FACE DIVORCED-