I feel like if you give that to your crush/lover, they would just remember that card for eternity and never leave you, because it would concern them about your mental health.
"Let's get ILLUMI-NAUGHTY" 💀💀💀 Woah Bill not in front of the kids- Also, "I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE" and "I like you for some reason" ones are relatable AF 😭
I'm liking the homage to those school Valentine cards with cartoon characters, but from the villain side. I wish we gotten Gravity Falls Valentine Cards in real life.
Imagine a kindergartner handing their classmate a card that says, "Let's get illumi-naughty" I bet at least SOMEBODY would be getting a phone call home lol.
@@i_am_sketchy "even if the universe is expanding at an increasingly fast rate i cant help but notice how our pheromones make us cling to eachother almost like how atoms of opposite charges of the magnetic field make magnets attracted to eachother" -stanford, probably.
i think you meant "I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have a 88.3% pheromone compatibility match" right?
@@greekyogurt9997 sorry gravity falls will not have a new season 😭.. alex hirsch is just adding more things to the series for better view and such; e.g book of bill. i like the ending of gravity falls, and another season would be a little out of place. a movie for gravity falls would be great though ahah :D
"Let's get illuminatughty" Wow bill not in front of the kids. Edit: well check it got 600 like thx guys. Edit 2: okay now it's even Edit 3: saying this icon "LOOK MOM I'M FAMOUS".
@@DoofenSpyroDragon16 I think he does have a mouth, although it was shown differently in the actual show. At one point when he was talking about his plans, it showed him drawing a smiley face on the earth before taking a bite of the planet. Basically his eyeball was suspended inside of his mouth, and when he opened up the socket around the eye you could see actual teeth. Then in the Gravity Falls finale chasing the twins in his “final form”, he had two mouths below his eyes between some of the layers of bricks.
Then he’d say something like “ so I’m going to tear apart your skin to get you DNA and then clone you and use that clone as a way to completely ruin your life! “
Oof! That Illuminati pun! If ever I doubted that Gravity Falls was just as influential an animated television series as Rocky and Bullwinkle, I do not any more!
I just preordered the book of bill and i cannot stress enough how excited i am for it. I unfortunately wasn’t old enough to see the series when it was still officially airing so I don’t have the good books or the black light book🥺…..but this will still be fun.
“I like you for some reason” and “ I don’t want to die alone” and “I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing, we have an 88.3% pheromone completely match” is just too relatable ☠️☠️☠️☠️
This feels like reconnecting with an old friend during college years and watching them attempt to flirt while you’re chilling in the corner. Bill. What are you doing. DUDE. 💀
![ออร่า (AURA) - JUEPAK feat. SARAN | [OFFICIAL MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RY9j7Lzp-FI/mqdefault.jpg)
😳😳😳
Lol
Bill has a way to show valentine love
Dear Valiskibum, I hope that you should put an 50 percent invisible watermark that has your name after you posted 9th short form video please.
Bill: I always come back
5th
"I don't want to die alone" is definitely the best and the one who will work the most
Me: gives her the card
Her: “Oh well. Your loss.”
The card to me just sounds like you're trying to make friends and have given up on relationships
Personally I like “I like you for some reason”
I feel like if you give that to your crush/lover, they would just remember that card for eternity and never leave you, because it would concern them about your mental health.
@@halpee7690 The girl that refuses to give a crap just so that she could stay alone:
“Let’s get illuminaughty”
THE WAY MY JAW FUCKING DROPPED-
Same, and me shouting "WHAT THE HELL" at 8 in the morning definitely didn't help my case 😭😭😭
The bow waving😭
I won’t ever see him the same way again💀
WHY BILL- HES A DORITO- WHO SIMPS FOR A DORITO-
@@xXF1f1P4wXx this Dorito has a lot of personality, or what you call, flavor.
“I like you for some reason.”
Relatable.
Same
That’s something I would use
That’s the best one lol 😂
Best ones are :I don't want to die alone and I like you for some reason.
I like that line for some reason
"i like you for some reason" is just the most sincere you can be.
With I don't under it
These genuinely feel like cards Mabel would use thinking they were the greatest thing ever
"Lets get illuminaughty" u sure?
Now that you mention it, YES 🤣
@@SpaghettiGoNappy well maybe Stan sabotaged that one 😆
If Bill weren’t so evil, I’m sure he and Mabel would have been besties.
@@UnsightlyMusedas tru
“Ive been keeping an.. *ＥＹＥ ＯＮ ＹＯＵ．”*
“Ive got my eye on you!”
that tone shift is perfect.
"I don't want to die alone." I never thought Bill Cipher could be so relatable. These cards are amazing.
He wouldn’t. He can’t die at all
Just checked.
He shorta did
If he’s so relatable why don’t you hold his hand
@@tinivictinihe didn't die
"Let's get ILLUMI-NAUGHTY" 💀💀💀
Woah Bill not in front of the kids-
Also, "I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE" and "I like you for some reason" ones are relatable AF 😭
the cover literally says it’s for older readers
@@1stPersonNarratorfor how old like 18 to 21 years old or 12 to 18 year old?
@@yodude5000hunter 12!?!?!?
@@yodude5000hunter I'd say like 16+
12 is pretty ok🤷🏾♀️
“Let’s get illuminaughty”
I will never look at bill the same way again…
I mean he is technically trillions of years old
NAH@@LluvioCT
what's up with eggy lines lol💀💀💀💀
ahah..ahaAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGA AAAAAAA
@@LluvioCTbut he directly stated in the book that he is a pre teen
"Let's get illuminaughty~"
💀
“I’ve got my eye on you”
definitely using that one
I came back to this short, and “Let’s get illuminaughty” is crazy and awesome at the same time 💀
Is nobody talking abt the “I secretly collected your sweat in a jar”?
Fits his character
Seems like something I would do tbh
You gonna drink that?
no
Mmmm yes perfecto
“ *Let’s get illuminaughty* “ GOT ME DYING AND THE POLICE COULDNT FIND THE KILLER BUT ITS ACTUALLY BILL CIPHER💀💀💀
👍
The cards went from "you are acute-y" and "bill you go out with me" to "I don't want to die alone" real quick
They went from jokey, normal cards, to Let’s Get Illumi*naughty*, to i don’t want to die alone, to being a psycho who collects sweat
Roses are red
Cacti are prickly
Holy sh1t
That escalated quickly
“Let’s get illuminaughty” is crazy😭
I'm liking the homage to those school Valentine cards with cartoon characters, but from the villain side.
I wish we gotten Gravity Falls Valentine Cards in real life.
Would've loved a tax fraud joke from Stanley and a molecular science joke from Stanford
It would be pretty cool :)
Imagine a kindergartner handing their classmate a card that says, "Let's get illumi-naughty" I bet at least SOMEBODY would be getting a phone call home lol.
@@i_am_sketchy "even if the universe is expanding at an increasingly fast rate i cant help but notice how our pheromones make us cling to eachother almost like how atoms of opposite charges of the magnetic field make magnets attracted to eachother" -stanford, probably.
Bill rizzing lines, bro got 100% rizz.
"I don't wanna die Alone"😂
W pfp
i love how he's just flat
@@Zyro-dl4ow i mean. we know he is 2D. but when he turns in the book. it's very cursed.
@@Illuminator99it can’t be that bad I want to see
"I'm broken wanna fix me" STOOOOPPPP IM GONNA CRYYY
"I like you for some reason"
-Bill Cipher Simps
"I secretly collected your sweat in a jar" 💀
Who knew bill was a stalker💀
i think you meant "I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have a 88.3% pheromone compatibility match" right?
“I’m broken, wanna fix me” could be a clue about the future of Gravity Falls.
it ended wonp womp
To clarify, not the show, but the canon across books and other media. Like the Book of Bill coming out this year.
@@mayanngomez7776 *Womp Womp
@@AgileAnimations *Womp Womp Womp
@@mayanngomez7776*Womp Womp Womp Womp
“Let’s get illuminaughty”
Bill Cipher except it was made by Character AI (in a nutshell)
FRR
(We don't talk about chai)
@@Cellystix3.0 why i like drinking chai
@@b3rnardTF2 you poor innocent soul..
It's nice to see the Alex Hirsch and Gravity Falls fanbase still thriving and vibing with new content, even with the show already over.
I have heard that it's not over just jet
I have heard rumors of a conformed third season...
:3
@@greekyogurt9997 sorry gravity falls will not have a new season 😭.. alex hirsch is just adding more things to the series for better view and such; e.g book of bill.
i like the ending of gravity falls, and another season would be a little out of place.
a movie for gravity falls would be great though ahah :D
“Let’s get illumiNAUGHT👹”
I won’t ever look at bill the same way again I can’t believe Alex made this😭
"I like you for some reason!" And "I dont want to die alone" are my favourites lmao
"i secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have an 88.3% pheromone compatibility match" is the best imo
@@honeybee45678 YES
“Let’s get illuminaughty.”
that’s just wild
i could feel my eye popping out of my socket from that-
Freaky Bill👅
@@BlockysFunnyDoingInternational blocky wtf you doing here
go back to goiky
WE ALL KNOW WHO HE GOT ILLUMINAUGHTY WITH🤚📑👓
@@arsonzartzis it the real illuminati? Because i haven't watch gravity falls yet
@@thibele6704Stanford :3
"Let's get illuminatughty"
Wow bill not in front of the kids.
Edit: well check it got 600 like thx guys.
Edit 2: okay now it's even
Edit 3: saying this icon "LOOK MOM I'M FAMOUS".
🤣🤣🤣
Nah, bro... 💀
🤨📸
Bill has rizz
Lol
"I like you for some reason" is my favorite one because it genuinely sounds like something Bill would say
I like hearing Vail trying to mimic Bill Cipher's voice. 😂
Idk why it sounds like some sort of object show character to me lmao
@@RabbitHasRabies1997 same
@@RabbitHasRabies1997New object show character: T R I A N G L E
Let’s get illumi-naughty is honestly my favorite cause my jaw dropped when I read it 😭
“I’m broken, wanna fix me?”
Me: “Y E S.”
Hes in more Pieces
Bill simps when they see this: 😍😍
fr
LMAOOO THIS IS TRUE
They exist😰?
@@XxMinion_TamponsxX always has been
@@XxMinion_TamponsxX yeah
I don’t want to die alone, most bill Cypher thing I’ve ever heard
"I like you for some reason" same 💀
I'm in your walls.
@@Red_axolotl-jb7ewI can’t tell if you’re a bot, threatening him, or putting this here for no reason.
@@cuber1239 It's because, I see him EVERYWHERE. I can't escape him. You'll know the pain one day.
@@Red_axolotl-jb7ew now your scaring mr
@@cuber1239 welcome to the void
"FEED me moar!! please :("
The sound of need and desperation is top notch, I need it too :((
Even after Gravity Falls ended, Alex Hirsch's humor remains legendary
“Let’s get *illuminaughty👹* “
Vailskibum is making Shorts now! Glad to see some more creators joining the “cartoon short news” space!
“YOU MUST PICK A SLICEEEEE!!🫵🥶🤑🤑🤑🫃🫃🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Did you see the “to/from” drawings as well that he put as a reply to his post on twitter? Love that drawing of bill eating an anatomical heart.
How can he eat? He has no mouth. 😆
@@DoofenSpyroDragon16 I think he does have a mouth, although it was shown differently in the actual show. At one point when he was talking about his plans, it showed him drawing a smiley face on the earth before taking a bite of the planet. Basically his eyeball was suspended inside of his mouth, and when he opened up the socket around the eye you could see actual teeth. Then in the Gravity Falls finale chasing the twins in his “final form”, he had two mouths below his eyes between some of the layers of bricks.
i sent it to my gf :D
"I like you for some reason" and "i dont want to die alone" are the best!
Bill be wildin
He better be wildin on me or I’m boughta start tweaking 😈
@@RabbitHasRabies1997 god I hate this fandom. ):,’
“I like you for some reason” IM SAYING THAT TO MY CRUSH WITH A EMOTIONLESS FACE LMAOOO
Bill chilling with us Single fellas, that indeed was funny 😂
Real 😂
I can't believe "I'm broken, wanna fix me?" was fucking foreshadowing (intentional or not)
I pre ordered the exclusive edition and I can’t wait for it to arrive!
The love triangle one is perfect the eye outline making a smile is genius
A decade after and it's still as funny
illuminaughty from a kids show creator with the kids show creator is absolutely insane
I just love this card. It's nice that Bill Cipher is still around, even when Gravity Falls ended.
Let's get illuminaughty ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
NO NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN BILL! WHY DUDE
“Let’s get illuminaughty”
I’m dead 😭
The one i would use the most is "i like you for some reason" and "i dont want to die alone"
I Don’t Want To Die Alone
That’s the Best card on Earth
gonna buy it for myself/j
"I like you for some reason" is definitely something bill would say:
Then he’d say something like “ so I’m going to tear apart your skin to get you DNA and then clone you and use that clone as a way to completely ruin your life! “
Oof! That Illuminati pun! If ever I doubted that Gravity Falls was just as influential an animated television series as Rocky and Bullwinkle, I do not any more!
You're right. I dont want to die alone.
This is amazing. Especially “I don’t want to die alone”
"I like you for some reason" I felt that. 😭
"The love triangle" is crazy 💀
I feel like the sweat one is worse
Yeah
Show Bill: trying to say he's not gay.
Book of Bill: says otherwise 😔
"Illuminaughty" is CRAZY
Makes sense why its for older readers
@spidermonkeyspidermonkey787 pls help and im 7💀💀💀
@@Bip-v9fOMG 😭
@@xXF1f1P4wXx 😭😭😭
“I like you for some reason” is probably the most accurate Bill reaction
Ngl, "I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have an 88.3% pheromone compatibility match" goes hard
The sweat one, the die alone one, and the “I like you for some reason” are the best
The Bill Still Lives...
Yippie!
Yes
I just preordered the book of bill and i cannot stress enough how excited i am for it. I unfortunately wasn’t old enough to see the series when it was still officially airing so I don’t have the good books or the black light book🥺…..but this will still be fun.
The nostalgia from your account😭
Illuminaughty 💀
Aw no. Not iilluminaughtii
Bill have a penis?
@@tamsuemomwifei do not want that image in my head thank you very much
Glad he deleted that lol
@@7sGalaxy He did?
The "I'm broken" card is perfect.
A little too Euclidean for my taste, but I’m sure there’s some avid collector out there who’ll pay big bucks for these
Or in the words of Stan "I can sell this!"
I don't want to die alone.
Bill is literally the walking definition of a Tumblr sexy man, it’s so accurate it’s hilarious and these cards really sell it.
We'll see if he beats Sans this year
Es que lo es ❤
I NEED THE “I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing we have an 88.3% compatibility match” ONEEEEE
“I like you for some reason” and “ I don’t want to die alone” and “I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to extensive lab testing, we have an 88.3% pheromone completely match” is just too relatable ☠️☠️☠️☠️
"lets get illumi-naughty" MY JAW AND FACE DIVORCED-
The illumiNAUGHTY part makes me think Bill isnt just any plain old disney villain.
Hey, we never said he was just a Disney villain… we only said he was a villain.
Es cierto, el sabe cositas xD ❤
that one litte purple b¡tch with the youtube channel aboutta sue him
"Lets get Illuminaughty" I mean I'm down-
I hate that I agree with that 😭
"I like you for some reason" hits
Why is Bill cipher so relatable
You should call make one that's like "marry me, or I will hunt you down and marry you against your will" 🤣
or one that's abt not being what chris tyson was exposed abt cuz that would be funny imo.
This feels like reconnecting with an old friend during college years and watching them attempt to flirt while you’re chilling in the corner.
Bill. What are you doing.
DUDE. 💀
I would be ok with u voicing bill tbh
Me too
The "I don't wanna die alone" one is even better because of the back
These puns killed my gruncle
lets get illumin-NAUGHTY
i DIED
LOLLLL
Those are some awesome cards
“I’m broken! Wanna fix me”
*months later”
*cipher is breaking apart LITERALLY
my jaw dropped in that lets get illuminaughty one
Same😭😭
Yo me quedé pendeja al leer eso 😂
When he said “ Let’s get illuminaughty” He took off his bow tie ☠️
Bill Cipher has 3 Acute angles lol
“Lets get illuminaughty”
We got Bill being freaky before gta 6😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"I secretly collected your sweat in a jar and according to lab testing we have an 88.3% pheromone compatibility match" Is the most relatable
WHY IS IT RELATABLE THO
“I like you for some reason 😐”
So relatable tho- 😭😭
Ah, Vailskibum, my favorite shorts yo- ... wait what.
He started making shorts 2 or 3 days ago, I don't remember exactly
bill taking off his tie is the best one lmao
Imagine passing those out in kindergarten
"Let's get illuminaughty"
*BILL WHY NO BAD*