Please, DF, you didn't KILL your children, you turned them into doves. It's a better life than being trapped in a farmhouse, neglected and never aging.
"Imagine having a patient's life completely in your hands, and failing to keep them alive... that's something that will haunt you forever. - Not me, I kill kids for fun!"
Ahh the anual wedding of the 70 year old Mumps, one of the things people are looking forward to these days. This is one of the reasons to visit Pelican town this year.
Theirs something so funny about your dull voice with interesting humour. Not to say that you voice is boring or bad but it's so monotone that it really impacts how funny your insults can be.
Theres a way to get another Mermaid Pendant Once you give your Pendant to the one you want to marry, itll take three days to prepare the wedding. If rain happens inbetween those days, theres an option to buy another pendant if you go to the beach and talk to the weird man.
Holy shit, that would be complete chaos, especially with the InSiminator (it's a mod, basically a debugging object you can place in your house to modify everything Sim-related!). I'm not sure if there is one for Sims 4, I know there is one for Sims 2 and 3 and they are very stable.
I'd assume it would be as similarly messed up as when I played Sims1. I used to do all sorts of twisted things in that game for an early teenager. Like dispatching of several people I disliked via a fireworks->rug room, having death spend the next 15 minutes cleaning up the recently deceased. And playing a creepy stalker. Or min-maxing so hard my sim was living outside technically homeless. (besides the loo, stupid sims) I remember running a prison as well. Nice little old couple with a secret prison in "the back room" which took up 70% of the plot!
"Because it's nighttime that's a very shady adoption agency." This line almost made me spit out my drink, I wasn't even close to expecting that sentence.
I married Harvey on my main farm...he’s genuinely a sweetheart and easily the happiest spouse to keep, I love a lot of his dialogue during his high hearts/marriage phase and his ten heart event is my favourite ❤️ ...on a different file I got the group ten heart event where all the bachelors were angry at me, Harvey’s dialogue there was that he thought I wanted to marry him and start a family (he even asked if he had done anything wrong)...it made me sad because out of all six bachelors he was the only one sad about me being in other relationships, everyone else was angry (Alex is by far the meanest/rudest in his angry phase, I hated him so much then that I tried giving him a wilted bouquet even though it was the week where he wouldn’t accept gifts). ... I got my rabbit to drop a Rabbit’s foot about a week after the group ten heart event and I kicked myself mentally for not timing things a little better for the group event (my last ten heart event was Shane’s so if I’d just avoided the Saloon for a week or so I would have seen the other version of the group event...although I did get a lot of work done on my farm with six people not giving me any help wanted requests so my skills levelled up and I made progress with improving/upgrading the place, which in the end made me more productive and happy in the long run since I reached enough goals to marry Elliot in the fall of year 3 like I wanted to there).
If you want to know how many hearts you have with someone, just hover the cursor over the symbol next to their name (and under their pic) when they say something.
You can get a mermaid pendant twice. If it rains you can get one, then if you give to someone they begin to set up the wedding, but since you're not married you can buy another one if it's raining the next day. I mean, I read this from some random guy, so what do I know?
WhiteKnight Leo HE DOES you've never meet me I'm freaking crazy like a yandere don't marry my abigail and yes I am a girl and I like boys it's just a game!!!
ShadowOfOurHearts so in the game I bought a mermaid pendent then gave it to someone then they were gunna set up the wedding then the next day it rained again and I went up to him and since I wasn't married he asked me if I wanted to buy it again so maybe you can have it twice
Oh i Love your videos, You are fantastic! Yous nice sarcastic cmments on anything, combined with your dry sense of humor keep me giggling throughout the whole videos :)
You can get a jealous response from your spouse. I married Leah and if she is on one of her nature walks (aka not at the farm) and I have given Haley a gift that day (she only ever seems to mention Haley). It does generate a jealous response. Not sure if it works with other people.
You mentioned wanting to do a non-Stardew Valley video in a past video and I think maybe you should try The Sims. (Someone else mentioned this in a comment as well.) It's a pretty casual game and can be relaxing, but you can also cause a LOT of social chaos. I recommend the Sims 3, because there's more content and also a reputation system which could be funny. I also think I'd enjoy watching you play through the Mass Effect series. It's more shoot-y but I like that it's a choices matter type game and I'd be incredibly interested in who you romance and how you play Shepard. Mass Effect is also a good choice because with Andromeda coming up it's more relevant.
I think you can buy a second pendant if it rains between the time after you give somebody the pendant and the wedding. I gave one to Shane, and it rained, so I talked to the old mariner and it gave me the option to buy another. I didn't, but I will if I make another save
I think to make spouse jealous is to gift one person their favorite gift, idk how they found out we gave someone a gift but never notice we dating another person.
"I must say I do look good for a man of 70 years." I'M DEAD
Honey Senpai SAME AND when he said "I'll be dating Harvey too because... Well doctor."
SAAAME, lmao. The "Not me, I kill kids for fun" got me good too XD
So you divorced Haley to marry her sister only to divorce her sister, get haley to like u again, and marry a doctor... You sir are savage af.
Please, DF, you didn't KILL your children, you turned them into doves. It's a better life than being trapped in a farmhouse, neglected and never aging.
Yeah-like hes doing them a favor!
wait do they really never age 😭😭
Nope 💀 after the fourth stage they just stop aging 💀😭
"Imagine having a patient's life completely in your hands, and failing to keep them alive... that's something that will haunt you forever. - Not me, I kill kids for fun!"
Ahh the anual wedding of the 70 year old Mumps, one of the things people are looking forward to these days. This is one of the reasons to visit Pelican town this year.
"Well, I read the Wiki, so..." you're killing me with that dry humor
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OllieR *facepalm*
Theirs something so funny about your dull voice with interesting humour. Not to say that you voice is boring or bad but it's so monotone that it really impacts how funny your insults can be.
Finna iissdd
There’s*
I agree, that is one of the reasons I love watching him
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Y O U R*
This guy is probably the funniest small TH-camr I've seen in a long time. Really underrated.
If you don't came back before dark after giving a gift, your spouse questions you.
Ossi saatana suomi perkele. *tien aika myöhäs*
Huh, I didn't know that! I'll have to try that next time I play 😅
"Just let me try to heal..."
"Well, isn't that what your crystals are for?"
Bruh....
I think I heard you laugh for the first time.
me 2 xd
like 4th xdd
Evil GM when
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5:30
The duck feather was from the birds that flew away.
"I kill kids for fun"
- DF 2017
Theres a way to get another Mermaid Pendant
Once you give your Pendant to the one you want to marry, itll take three days to prepare the wedding. If rain happens inbetween those days, theres an option to buy another pendant if you go to the beach and talk to the weird man.
"Please let me try to heal..."
"Isn't that what your crystals are for?"
SAVAGE.
I would love to see you playing the Sims!
Holy shit, that would be complete chaos, especially with the InSiminator (it's a mod, basically a debugging object you can place in your house to modify everything Sim-related!). I'm not sure if there is one for Sims 4, I know there is one for Sims 2 and 3 and they are very stable.
hahahah
Yea,that would be awesome,if he would play similiar way.
I'd assume it would be as similarly messed up as when I played Sims1.
I used to do all sorts of twisted things in that game for an early teenager.
Like dispatching of several people I disliked via a fireworks->rug room, having death spend the next 15 minutes cleaning up the recently deceased.
And playing a creepy stalker.
Or min-maxing so hard my sim was living outside technically homeless. (besides the loo, stupid sims)
I remember running a prison as well. Nice little old couple with a secret prison in "the back room" which took up 70% of the plot!
Please listen to this person and play Sims!!!
"Turns out, she doesn't know I'm dating her sister." Wise words from Dangerously Funny
Yay Harvey!! I am one of the few creatures who married Harvey in this game.
harvey is my doctor bae i love him
HACKERMAN Yaay I have found my people!!
Unrealistic Otter I did too! As he said, "Doctor!" Lol.
Unrealistic Otter I did too! As he said, "Doctor!" Lol.
Unrealistic Otter same. I was going for sebastian then Harvey's heart events won me over. So I had too. the hot air balloon one melted my heart. omg.
"I'm free to marry or do whoever I want!"
You're amazing. :'D
I married Sebastian once, he got jealous as I gave a joja cola to Sam in public.
"because. doctor.'
"Buddy, we are trying to eat a salad"
Made me choke on my food. 10/10 Channel lives up to it's name.
I kept dying of laughter whenever you said
"Dummy gets a coconut" 😂
no joke this guys videos are the only ones on youtube i laugh with
this kind of humor is what my soul gets feed on
Same
She got over the fact that you cheated on her with Leah quick
"Because it's nighttime that's a very shady adoption agency." This line almost made me spit out my drink, I wasn't even close to expecting that sentence.
5:20 he laughed!!! I've definitely heard it!
what was i doing with my life that i only got to this wonderful channel a couple of days ago??
You are so horrible to them. I love it.
0:57
I think I heard you laugh
Yes it's the second time in the channel
Well done
You will become a natural person someday
I tell ya, the children will find a way to become human again, and then you are in a hell lot of trouble xD
Stardew Valley: Hitchcock version.
You should play sims 4. The way you commentate would be great for the drama lying cheating ways of the sim citizens.
Yep
Man, whoever is in charge of getting those kids from you must be very tired at this point... so.much.work! xD
I think it must be the wizard or his ex wife who gets rid of the kids hahah
''Annual wedding'', kek
CaronDriel Bi-annunal is more often, friend.
Making my comment all the funnier.
Bi in many ways, it seems.
Reni Ray biennial is either once every two years or twice every year. Very stupid, it is.
biennial is once per two years. biannual is twice per year.
I'm just going to say this. You're the go to channel for stardew valley videos. We need someone like you for every game. I love your work, keep it up.
You can give your ex's gifts on their birthday I think
AlphaDumj m
Marry everyone and have them all have the "ex" status
There should be an achievement for this
0:58 DF LAUGHS! IT’S SUCH A RARE MOMENT TO HEAR HIM LAUGH OR EVEN CHUCKLE AT THE SLIGHTEST!!!!
I liked it when mumps punched the ex at 5:27
I love this dudes nonchalant commentary
You deserve way more subs man!
I married Harvey on my main farm...he’s genuinely a sweetheart and easily the happiest spouse to keep, I love a lot of his dialogue during his high hearts/marriage phase and his ten heart event is my favourite ❤️
...on a different file I got the group ten heart event where all the bachelors were angry at me, Harvey’s dialogue there was that he thought I wanted to marry him and start a family (he even asked if he had done anything wrong)...it made me sad because out of all six bachelors he was the only one sad about me being in other relationships, everyone else was angry (Alex is by far the meanest/rudest in his angry phase, I hated him so much then that I tried giving him a wilted bouquet even though it was the week where he wouldn’t accept gifts).
... I got my rabbit to drop a Rabbit’s foot about a week after the group ten heart event and I kicked myself mentally for not timing things a little better for the group event (my last ten heart event was Shane’s so if I’d just avoided the Saloon for a week or so I would have seen the other version of the group event...although I did get a lot of work done on my farm with six people not giving me any help wanted requests so my skills levelled up and I made progress with improving/upgrading the place, which in the end made me more productive and happy in the long run since I reached enough goals to marry Elliot in the fall of year 3 like I wanted to there).
Giving flowers might cancel the jealousy. Give just a regular gift, no flowers
Dammit, every time I even give a birthday gift to a bachelor that I have zero hearts with, Sebastian gets hella jealous.
It's so sadistic but at the same time so funny! "I kill kids for fun"... quote of the year to df
A love your humor and your videos are great!! New subscriber here :D
His laugh is adorable
he sounds like he gives no fucks + this amuses him. you just earned yourself a subscriber.
5:29 Oml that giggle- IT'S SO RARE FOR HIM TO GIGGLE
"Not me, I kill kids for fun."
Son, why is the FBI at the door?
If you want to know how many hearts you have with someone, just hover the cursor over the symbol next to their name (and under their pic) when they say something.
You can get a mermaid pendant twice. If it rains you can get one, then if you give to someone they begin to set up the wedding, but since you're not married you can buy another one if it's raining the next day. I mean, I read this from some random guy, so what do I know?
this series has gone downhill.
keep it up. im loving it
I'm a 20 something year old I assume and so is everyone else in the game however old man Harvey I feel is like 40
spenstarr Willy, George and Lewis
you should try to marry everyone anbd have them all at ex status
you should have a kid with everyone on town
:D
First!
You've got a cruel imagination.
WhiteKnight Leo I think he likes manipulating people
WhiteKnight Leo HE DOES you've never meet me I'm freaking crazy like a yandere don't marry my abigail and yes I am a girl and I like boys it's just a game!!!
0:54 , 5:30 love that cute little chuckle
Thank you for bringing me laughter every time you post a video! I'm always looking forward to the next one :)
Holy cow you hit 22k! i remember seeing your first ever vid and you having like 100 subs! Great work man, keep up the awesome vids :)
The "biannual wedding" did it for me. :)
Getting a jealous response is a random event that is more likely to occur when you have less luck on that day.
it actually surprised me when he cracked a laugh after he punched leah’s ex ahah idk i find it wholesome for some reason
You should divorce Harvey, marry Leah and see if you can have two kids from different parents
0:56
I might have heard you laugh for the first time
it was short and it didnt sound like your usual WOW
Jealousy and bad luck goes hand in hand. You might have been on neutral or a lucky day and that is why your spouse missed it.
"I kill kids for fun"
~Darngerosly Funny
"Not me, I kill kids for fun." 10:19
Have my kids please, I will provide the prism shard.
Several years later and still waiting on that vid of the horse and a warp totem.
you sir are a goddamned monster!!!! and i love it.
You should try to cheat a pendant into the game and see what happens if you give it to somebody else while married.
hmm do you think you can trick the game into letting you have multiple pendants by dropping the first one on the ground or putting it in a chest
No, to the chest, not sure about dropping it
ShadowOfOurHearts so in the game I bought a mermaid pendent then gave it to someone then they were gunna set up the wedding then the next day it rained again and I went up to him and since I wasn't married he asked me if I wanted to buy it again so maybe you can have it twice
Kaitlynn Healy damn! That's a hot tip
What a coincidence, I named my farm dogfarm. Dog as dogmeat and favorite food as dogs.
jealousy happens when you give gifts to specific people.
Use console commands to get another pendant so you can marry Haley.
Oh i Love your videos, You are fantastic! Yous nice sarcastic cmments on anything, combined with your dry sense of humor keep me giggling throughout the whole videos :)
In which a man stuck in a time loop slowly becomes more sadistic and jaded twords the unwitting townsfolk after years of entrapment.
Mayor Lewis: "And here is for Mump's Annual Wedding, as he steals and crushes another soul......"
I love your sense of humor, great videos!
800 to 22k subs since I found you.... I'm amazed! love your videos and sarcasm!!!
rofl love your vids dude youre so chill and funny
This is hilarious I love that you named the baby Emily lol and you talk like an airplane host
You can get a jealous response from your spouse. I married Leah and if she is on one of her nature walks (aka not at the farm) and I have given Haley a gift that day (she only ever seems to mention Haley). It does generate a jealous response. Not sure if it works with other people.
man i Love your Channel !
A quick and easy way to get from eight hearts to ten is keep giving them bouquets. They give heart points and you can endlessly give them.
Every video bumps up my hearts meter. Mumps, let ME buy the mermaid pendant.
You mentioned wanting to do a non-Stardew Valley video in a past video and I think maybe you should try The Sims. (Someone else mentioned this in a comment as well.) It's a pretty casual game and can be relaxing, but you can also cause a LOT of social chaos. I recommend the Sims 3, because there's more content and also a reputation system which could be funny.
I also think I'd enjoy watching you play through the Mass Effect series. It's more shoot-y but I like that it's a choices matter type game and I'd be incredibly interested in who you romance and how you play Shepard. Mass Effect is also a good choice because with Andromeda coming up it's more relevant.
I think you can buy a second pendant if it rains between the time after you give somebody the pendant and the wedding. I gave one to Shane, and it rained, so I talked to the old mariner and it gave me the option to buy another. I didn't, but I will if I make another save
I lost it at 10:18
This entertained me for a long time.
This guy.... Well, you've taken Stardew Valley to a whole new level.
Kel's walking SFX is like Squidward
10:18 this mad me laugh so hard
one of those people with an anime avatar saaaaaaaame
I used to think that Stardew Valley didn't have much late game content. I still do
I think to make spouse jealous is to gift one person their favorite gift, idk how they found out we gave someone a gift but never notice we dating another person.
You're a savage, dude. I love your content. Earned this sub.
if emily is not there at 10 am she is visiting sandy at calico desert
you are one of the best comedians ,😂
omg. i know this is old, but you're so hilarious! :D
Dude DF is in his prime, this is one of the best videos I've ever seen from him. Funny as hell and twice as evil