Pierre Strikes Again! - Stardew Valley
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ธ.ค. 2018
- Since Pierre is willing to take other peoples amazing products and call them his own, I thought it would be fun to see just how far we could take this idea. It seems to only work with edible items so that means only a few merchants. If you sell Marnie milk, Pierre will do his this. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
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Someone needs to make DF into an NPC with a mod. With a house full of everyone’s kids. His dialog would be like “Do you have a Prismatic Shard? I kinda need one...”
That would be amazing 😂
Exchange Prismatic Shard with Dinosaur Egg, and we got a winner! 😁😁
Or an award and if you click on it it says "Dated-all-the-spouses-award"
He's the rich dude who lives in the town and for some reason every marryable person had a fling with him and he has two kids and a flock of doves roosting in his yard.
And if you give him a shard, the next time you see him there is no children
“I’m pretty sure none of these are actually edible.” *scrolling over all the minerals and gems*
Abigail: 👀
Lol
@@Heheheheheheh284 Lol
Gives here a quarts thanks this looks delicious 😋
LOL
Pffffffffft
13:19 That Pierre can just casually drop ~6.3 million gold on wine is the real questionable part of all of this. He sure as hell can't be anywhere near financial difficulty if he's making those kinds of investments.
Pierre may be selling meth
@be ruh Secret Stash.😉
The funny thing is... There used to be a team of elves that cleaned Pam's house, but she got drunk one night and ate them all.
Is this canonical
I was about to reply but I didnt know what to say. Lol.
Well that is nice
well that just happened
Huh
"If I wanted the opinions of old people I'd watch the news."
Why does this resonate with me so much?
Because it's true.
Now I want a shirt with Elliot's face with a solid milk mustache and "Firm Milk" in elegant script
*Mayonnaise. But so do I, now that you mention it.
Oops, I commented too early. He did mention firm milk. >.
On it.
@@ultr4k4tty Is this a shirt yet?
**Inhales in yandere**
the developer should add a thing where the player can just expose pierre after a while or at least a dialogue when the npcs are talking about the product you sold to pierre being his and not yours (if its not in the game yet)
I agree but i never try it i gonna try it on The mobile version :)
Still doesn't exist, yet at least
7:30 Harvey: I cooked up a void egg, it was a hit!
DF: with who? you live by yourself...
Me *looks over at slimes living in clinic*
Slimes love cooked void eggs apparently.
Wonder if the towns folk just assume it’s from Pierre and not you because you’ve gone 100+ years not doing anything with any of them
Nah, the NPCs say "Pierre *told me* he [grew it in his backyard/found it exploring the mountains]".
There is no assumption here, only a filthy, _filthy_ liar.
Lets interveiw the town!!
So! Mumps has been in this town for over 100 years! So what do you have to say about Mumps?
Everyone: who the heck is Mumps?
@@sapphire26 I mean he does regularly wipe their memories?
@@amefeu4259 yeah I know it was just a joke.
@@amefeu4259 Maybe doing that too much starts to leave behind a little brain damage.
I thought we had something special... I guess I was wrong.
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Wait what was i saying again?
Alex Gridball alex’s last name is mullner
Tired his last name is gridball now
"It seems you couldn't make it to show, so I brought to you!"(a random reply from a random character,if you can guess what character!)
Oof
Denis it is it seems you couldn’t make it to my show so I brought my show to you. From Funtime foxy
MARNIE IS NEVER THERE
EVER
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU NEED HAY
...Why the devil are you buying hay from her instead of stocking it up in a silo...?
@@BladeOfLight16 because too many pigs?
^2 years ago LOL
@@BladeOfLight16 it's been 2 years but the answer is bad planning and winter
@@enorse3954 Hello 2 years ago
Perfect example of why I am never selling anything to anyone except the box. Thanks DF
RIGHT?! xD
@Mauro Molinero wow. Honestly.... That is really smart my guy.
@Mauro Molinero where is the gold statue? I've heard of it but never found it.
Mauro Molinero need the Magnifier, but the ghost guy hasn't shown up, every morning in winter ive checmed first thing. On day 21 winter year 1. ( PS4 )
@@eightiesguy494 it's not released on consoles
Look, you can eat stone!
Coming up on my strange addiction...
Hi, my name is Mumps and I'm addicted to eating stone. *eats a handful of stones*
There was a woman addicted to gravel and concrete 😅
Zebralephant- and brick dust
He should have given it to Abigail, she goes around eating quartz, she would probably like it.
the learning channel
Doctor Phil had a girl on her show who actually liked eating stones. With a voice changer, someone could clearly sound like a boy...
I sold him 999 Iridium quality melons and the townspeople still said they were disgusting. So I installed the MOD where you can turn the NPC's to seeds. Let's see what they have to say about my crops now.
Did you sell the people produce to pierre too??
"This is disgusting."
DF: "So is your wife. Have a nice day."
“I get you mixed up with Robin sometimes,is that a compliment?”
Me:I get Leah mixed up w/ Robin and the first time I saw Elliot I thought he was a girl =-=
5:22
“Marnie likes stones.”
Whilst Shane is probably stoned.
... What if you sell it to Jojomart? Will Pierre also steal it? But still manage to lose sales to Jojomart..
Jojomart won't purchase anything off of you
ArishaSmile yes they do play the game dingus .-.
Jojamart* not jojo.
Greenergy r/whooosh
@@amoose8256 That was a JoJo reference I believe
"My garden is happy today"
"Say hi to the wizard next time you're there"
Real shady, DF
You're not out of options, you didn't try selling Gus a cooked thing
K. Charrette and what about the travelling merchant???
Yeah.
Damien Markus Wood the traveling merchant can’t buy anything from the player.
Good idea, but sadly Gus doesn't buy them =')
pretty sure gus doesn’t buy anything
Df has married and divorced more people than the amount of people Pam has knocked out while drunk.
No, Pam beats him. Unless he could marry Krobus....
"What are you doing in here, you can't afford things"
This destroyed me 😂😂😂
I wonder if Abby likes the edible stones since she eats rocks anyway
I gave her a diamond and she said “this looks delicious”?? HOW
@@master_asher2685 Abby best girl
Edible stones might be a substitute for meth
P Light or maybe she thinks crystal meth is crystals
that just ruins all the fun
Poisoning the entire town?
*DF approved.*
3:43 For your information, quartz is very edible, and very delicious. - Abigail
I think the Dwarf or Krobus can buy Monster Loot!!
or the hunter guy near the cave
The dwarf buys gems if I remember right. I go to Krobus mostly for the iridium sprinklers on Fridays, so I've never tried selling stuff to him.
Hey, @Maw. How many views do YOUR videos have?
Maw help me, im on day 21 winter yr 1. I'm in the mines via Sandy. I need iridium ? can i buy it . Dojng valley community
playing ps4 n i dont think there's any codes - or is there ?!?
@Maw Well DF seems to be doing pretty damn well for himself for just repeating the same NPC Dialogue for 15 min each video!! Getting close to 300k subs, and millions of views i mean he seems to be the smart one here. JS
Firm mayonnaise
FIRM.
MAYONNAISE.
Tell the mayo to stop consuming steroids.
Crusty
I like a little crunch to my mayo
Firm, creamy, thick mayonnaise..
Yummy!
If you can sell Energy Tonic to the hospital will it show as being sold by Pierre since they count as a consumable item?
- Miles "Tails" Prower
Came to the comments to say this too.
Add stone to luau
What I'm still wondering:
Where does Pierre get all this money to buy so much product from you and other merchants while being a small town general store owner struggling to stay afloat vs the big brand store?
Same place the mayor gets money for gold statues
He launders money for the illegal casino
Pierre was apparently a famous boxer so perhaps he made bank off of that.
Probably some kind of debt trap with the other businesses. He probably works it out with the Mayor.
Well, the mayor is collecting "taxes" from people..
Gems: "But I don't think any of them are edible..."
Did anyone tell Abigail that?
@SuperEpicguy77 Abigail thanks you for a delicious gift when you give her gems.
With the entire town cooking Void products at the same time, the environment is at risk. Think of the ozone!!
Sell ice cream to your ice cream vendor horse!
No one wanted to get stoned with DF
I still want a marrying Jodi video
Df put the iridium milk in the stardew valley soup €";
YES
WaxSkull you immediately consume the iridium milk
@@Will-lw6gp Oh shit that's right, I'm sure DF could find someway to spawn it MAYBE. If not oh well
Bob Friday Put an edible stone in the potluck
@@Ritsuka55 With whatever the item spawning mod is you might be able to get it in your inventory that way. I believe you can sort of get stardrops in your inventory with it.
I edited this comment so you won't know how I got so many likes >:D
DF may actually be right about the intelligence level of the townsfolk after all
They were on Void Milk
The red shrooms they got before
All of them.
Must be sharing Pierre's stash
marnie COOKED MILK FOR DINNER
How else you gonna get porridge?
Clotted Cream is godly.
Cheese?
@@cinnamonmarionberry4141 this is a year old dude.
@@CLKiscool Yeah, I saw.
Love ya DF play paint the town red
Or just paint Stardew valley red with Pierre’s lying blood.
but do it in stardew valley
I'm sure he would love that game
"Child, did you like my milk?"
Nunununuh, Lewis's Milk
I feel like every time DF experiences a twinge of disappointment, you can hear a little of how he must /actually/ speak. lol
Do the wine again and see if Vincent or Jas got some and then have Pierre arrested for providing alcohol to minors.
I need to stop watching you at night before bed lol! You're perfect to listen to while crocheting though so no regrets!
Considered marrying Alex on a playthrough once, but he decided my character needed a salad instead of a delicious steak, and I don't do rabbit food...
Ugh I hate when men try to order for me
Only way a man could order for me and win my heart, would be... *Staring at fried chicken and fries.* ... No way at all! Yup! T.T I will miss you my love. *Kiss le glass of literal golden chicken and fries before going to a restaurant, TO FIND THEY DON'T SERVE CHICKEN AND FRIES ONLY CHICKEN AND S A L A D. BISH NO.*
so you milked sandy, and now marnie
Year one of the world: Abigail is the wizards daughter
2018: Caroline honing to see the wizard?
I really miss the "Hello everyone" 😭😭😩
Your way of humor hit the mark of my heart :3
“That good firm milk”... im dead 💀
df: its gotta be consumable for the town to eat them
Abigale: allow me to introduce myself
I think you forgot abigail's rock diet
I dont even play Stardew Valley but I subscribed and now binge watching your videos. You're hilarious
Demetrius: This is disgusting
DF: So is your wife, have a good day.
I love your videos! Your voice is really relaxing :)
Pierre is such an idiot... My fav character after all is Abigail, has been always since I started Stardew Valley 😂 Krobus, Dwarf and Shane are also epic
why dwarf bECaUse yOu ArE onE???????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
She will always be the MiNeRAl CoNSumEr
"child did you like my milk" BOI XD
I love your dedication. 👌
Not many people make me laugh but you really make me crack up
Loved the first few seconds of you holding up a mega bomb in front of Pierre's face. Gold Comedy!
there needs to be a way to expose Pierre's lies to the townfolk, and have something happen because of it. to steal my hard work is one thing, but to steal my hard work in a video game is too far.
If the developers allowed you to spike the things you sell to Pierre, we’d be in business.
I was kinda peeved after I sold my first batch of ancient fruit wine and spoke to Robin and she was like "Pierre said he found this ancient fruit wine while foraging in the mountains". Like why would they add that in the game.
The stuff Clint can buy is only edible if you’re Pierre’s daughter.
Wait, I have a question! Do Vincent or Jas ever comment on the food? AKA can you get the kids drunk?
Love your videos.Didn't realise that Pierre did stuff like that.
Eliot could smell how firm the mayonnaise was... okay
Love your videos keep uploading
"I think you like junk because it seems to be all of your possessions".
Ah yes that nice firm milk. Nice jiggle if you slap it. That's my idea of perfect milk
we're not talking about how penny tried to poison her mom. ok.
I almost chocked when you said "good firm milk" 😂
You are the only good video game commentator to me! You're hilarious
Be nice to Linus! He's precious and pure and my best friend and I love him ok
I would love a pierre arc after the joja mart closes where he gets an intervention.
“I cooked up some milk and wine for dinner last night. It was nice and firm and filled the house with a filling smell. It was a real hit! Then I composted it.”
-Pelican Town residents, 2018, colorized
The return of the king
Pierre what the actual heck is wrong with you 😂😂
He's the king of dishonest glory-hogs. That's what's wrong with him.
I love your video your channels great
"there's stone ore in this stone."
Feeding the town stones reminds me of the story Stone Soup. 😂
I gotta wonder....what if you're married to someone, and they buy your stuff from pierre? Will they call him out for lying?
Probably not
I dont think the coding is that complex
I hope ConcernedApe makes that feature
Sebastian loves void egg but hates void mayonnaise.
At first i thought the startdew valley was a very humble place but now i see that there is a dammed conspiracy related to all the characters
I feel like going back to joja
Don't forget the Adventurer's Guild they buy a bunch of stuff, mostly monster drops.
I never heard mayonnaise described as "firm" before. Thanks Elliot.
PIERRE!!!! *shakes fist*
If I wanted the opinion of old people, I'd watch the news...
That had me in stitches
“Say hi to the wizard next time you’re there, Catherine.”
LMAO.
“it’s gotta be consumable” well Abigail apparently thinks emeralds look delicious so you could try that
The adventures guild buys weapons, rings, and monster stuff.
"That good, firm milk." - DF, 2018.
Yes, Lewis and Marnie make the best firm milk.
the 2nd time clint talked about the void salmon price, the price went down 20g anyone else notice?!?!?!
I wonder if the kids will comment about any alcoholic items in stardew valley?
*Ellliot has become self-aware*
so good
this is why i always put everything in the shipping bin.
12:24 "found milk in the mountains" LOL
8:20 the German description of the void mayonnaise describes how it smells like burnt hair
I think people's reaction depends on weather they like the item or not. For example if you sell a Poppy to the store and ask anyone about it, they'll probably hate it, except Penny, who loves them
Damn pierre always taking credit for what we do...... That fecker
Good video my guy