G.I. Joe: Retaliation - Project Zeus's Demonstration

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  • @Drcomet100
    @Drcomet100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7617

    The missile is pointy, General Aladeen will be proud.

    • @scarecrow108productions7
      @scarecrow108productions7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Lol. Idk if he has enough money to build a Kinetic Bombardment Satellite like ODIN, LOKI (both from COD Ghosts), and Project Zeus.

    • @DartLuke
      @DartLuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      GPVWNC don’t worry Aladdin has secret nuclear launch facility. After movie final he took entire world, and Cobra-Commander cleaning his room after Bin Laden

    • @aspopulvera9130
      @aspopulvera9130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      and now the beard of doom rocket is round lol

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He wouldn't be proud. He would be very *aladeen* for the *aladeen* results.

    • @NotNicot
      @NotNicot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get it

  • @FullPlaythroughs
    @FullPlaythroughs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2034

    The fact that this movie ends on a happy ending is hilarious, considering how an entire city was just destroyed, millions of people potentially dead, the entire financial market would crash since London is the second largest global financial centre in the world, global chaos and recession/depression, etc. I know it's just a movie but it wouldn't hurt for some throwaway line somewhere to explain it or SOME acknowledgment at the end of all the dead, but no apparently it's a happy ending

    • @rjpn162
      @rjpn162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Also didn’t cobra commanders army like seize the capital and the White House, that must mean he has a well sized army so I don’t see how the heroes could have a happy ending

    • @GYI5U
      @GYI5U 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      As someone who works in London and live right beside it, I would be very happy to be dusted into oblivion by an orbital strike on my way to work in the morning.

    • @Sriram-ig6pr
      @Sriram-ig6pr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Basically u explained most superhero movies. Fun to watch but in real life, there are so many damages which takes years to get back to normal

    • @logangrimnar3800
      @logangrimnar3800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Better would be for them to say it was just a CGI rendering for the world leaders, but cobra was awful at making that point clear.

    • @Delsin42
      @Delsin42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Sriram-ig6pr actually atleast marvel makes the effort to acknowledge and explain this

  • @mattf5032
    @mattf5032 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    The most unrealistic part of this scene is that it's the French leader who is the most angry over London getting obliterated lol.

    • @blackkennedy3966
      @blackkennedy3966 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s angry because now France can’t destroy London anymore

    • @starleighpersonal
      @starleighpersonal ปีที่แล้ว +172

      The French would be running at the launch button trying to fire more

    • @rkadi6540
      @rkadi6540 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      ​@@starleighpersonalfrench representative : sorry i missed the presentation, can you do it again?

    • @pewpewman._.3415
      @pewpewman._.3415 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course .Only the french can have the honor of destroying London .

    • @VihaanBelani
      @VihaanBelani ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well tbh they were allies in both the world wars

  • @andrewchapman3865
    @andrewchapman3865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    I'm always so impressed with how they destroy all these locations in movies and are able to build them back so quickly

    • @jueviolegrace9627
      @jueviolegrace9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Their technology is advance just like their weapons 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dsturb85
      @Dsturb85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cause everybody knows that movies are real

    • @NeoFromXbox
      @NeoFromXbox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Dsturb85 What gave it away genius?

    • @arrownoir
      @arrownoir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@NeoFromXbox Probably his expensive schooling.

    • @Jeffery99
      @Jeffery99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time stone

  • @tacticalpossum7090
    @tacticalpossum7090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Props to these actors for being able to keep straight faces

    • @deertrivia5672
      @deertrivia5672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That's one of the reasons why I love Jonathan Pryce in this. He is hamming it up and having so much fun with it because it's so ridiculous.

    • @yellowflash7696
      @yellowflash7696 ปีที่แล้ว

      There’s a term called “Science Fiction” search about it. It’s fun.

    • @tacticalpossum7090
      @tacticalpossum7090 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yellowflash7696 I think you may have replied to the wrong comment bud

    • @aidaaraceli5269
      @aidaaraceli5269 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Gastar tanto dinero para hacer una película en un tema tan trillado, no vale la pena

  • @GHHHHJKKKKK
    @GHHHHJKKKKK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2427

    So basically all of Southern England gets destroyed and they don't mention the UK for the rest of the movie. Not even the British ambassadors in the room give two shits (only the French guy and the Indian guy apparently did). Really?

    • @GHHHHJKKKKK
      @GHHHHJKKKKK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      And the GI Joes had operatives in the room and only sprung the trap once London had been destroyed. I'm sure the people of what was formerly London, plus the now-vaporized Queen and Royal Family, would've really appreciated you to act sooner...

    • @GHHHHJKKKKK
      @GHHHHJKKKKK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      :D

    • @JBonjubia
      @JBonjubia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Orion MacGregor IKR, the Indian guy was sad and the fucking prime minister is just siting there like... cool.

    • @DavBlc7
      @DavBlc7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I don't think the Queen and Royal family would be there cos I think she would be in far north in a castle in Scotland on her summer holiday or at Windsor Castle out of range. Royal family like Prince Charles mostly live outside London. Maybe Princes William and Harry live in Kensington Palace so they would be the only one vaporized.

    • @matth1143
      @matth1143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Apparently James Bind died when it took out MI. ;)

  • @danjjnr
    @danjjnr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2682

    How the fuck do you get all that hardware into space without a single nation on the planet noticing?

    • @superspy6
      @superspy6 10 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      M.A.S.S. Device?

    • @venividilusi1548
      @venividilusi1548 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      danjjnr Simple, Using Radar Blockers To Cloak The Device In Question...

    • @DrragonSlayer
      @DrragonSlayer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      danjjnr Say it's a research mission c:

    • @onenerd9573
      @onenerd9573 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +danjjnr *Whispers* Magic bitch...

    • @governmentcontractor765
      @governmentcontractor765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      America launches shit into space all the time without the world noticing. Ever heard of the National. Reconnaissance Office (NRO)?

  • @SauceFring
    @SauceFring 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5386

    Imagine if they didn't think the entire plan through and dropped the warhead from space and it just orbited the Earth with all the world leaders watching.

    • @Alecfisher01
      @Alecfisher01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      😂😂

    • @besnikzogaj9887
      @besnikzogaj9887 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Nuclear is so POWERFULL!

    • @samuelchung1150
      @samuelchung1150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      The rod was essentially an unpowered projectile. It succumbed to gravity. If you were to make the rod orbit the Earth the circular motion would need to be sustained with engines. It doesn't look like there's enough space for that on the satellite. Although it would be cool if there were engines as you could fire at any place on Earth.

    • @besnikzogaj9887
      @besnikzogaj9887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Samuel Chung​ Nuclear is so POWERFULL!

    • @lsharp07
      @lsharp07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      +Samuel Chung No you wouldn't, orbit is literally falling in a constant circular motion around the planet, you don't need engines to maintain orbit.

  • @nobody-wk6ej
    @nobody-wk6ej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    CIA - "We had no idea."
    MI6 - "We had no idea."
    Mossad - "We had no idea."
    BND - "We had no idea."
    DGSE - "We had no idea."
    PSIA - "We had no idea."

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Nick Fury: "I had an idea"

    • @ernestkhalimov9368
      @ernestkhalimov9368 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      RAW - "We had no idea."
      ISI - "We had no idea."
      KGB - "This was our idea."

    • @Who_Wants_My_Meat69
      @Who_Wants_My_Meat69 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ernestkhalimov9368 Indian spotted

    • @AbhishekYadav-sc8tz
      @AbhishekYadav-sc8tz ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ernestkhalimov9368 RAW - I've no idea
      ISI - Can you please give me some Loan 😂😂😂😂

    • @jeffl1484
      @jeffl1484 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brandon - where's my ice cream with the child scent?

  • @vermas4654
    @vermas4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    Russian Ambassador: ... alright, in that case...
    * Turns to his suitcase *
    Send in the bombers, load up the nukes from storage and then nuke America
    All other ambassadors: oh right, we have stored nukes, yes, let's go!
    Cobra commander: wait, no, that's not how you were supposed to play the game!!!

    • @vermas4654
      @vermas4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@thedoruk6324 that much is true. But still, launching all ICBMs and then destroying them doesn't create a nuke free world

    • @thedoruk6324
      @thedoruk6324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@vermas4654 Indeed although it creates a momentarily vacuum that the cobra take the opportunity

    • @vermas4654
      @vermas4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@thedoruk6324 wouldn't be fast enough tho. After this drop on London the US would be obliterated in a matter of maybe 2 days

    • @thedoruk6324
      @thedoruk6324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vermas4654 really

    • @vermas4654
      @vermas4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@thedoruk6324 doesn't take long to load up new nukes. The kinetic satellite doesn't have enough ammo to destroy the nuclear arsenal of all these countries

  • @DChuck
    @DChuck 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    Remember that scene at the end where the Rock goes home to his daughters and they're all smiling and all is well? Yeah, your movie isn't allowed to have a scene like that after a scene like this.

    • @sigmaK9
      @sigmaK9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      You forget this movie was shit.

    • @harryharyadi449
      @harryharyadi449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      There are like only 2 or 3 scenes that are good

    • @RFerrer
      @RFerrer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Dylan Dumais Yep. I thought the movie was good overall, but this part just wrecks the whole thing. The heroes don’t get to do their badass hero walk at the end of the movie if they failed to save millions of people from a sudden and horrible death.

    • @Jem_Apple
      @Jem_Apple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      They went back to their Normal lives & completely forgot about the probably millions or hundreds of thousands of deaths.

    • @willgrainger2767
      @willgrainger2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      yeah they literally failed to stop about as many people as died in ww1 but it’s not america so its fine

  • @thejeran
    @thejeran 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4297

    A bullet travels @ 343.2m/s. The guy says it travels at 8x the speed of a bullet which is 2745.6m/s. He said its made out of Platinum w/ a bit of tungsten. Lets assume its the size of an SA-2 missile (its probably smaller) which has rough volume of 4,079,358ml with Tungsten density 19.3g/ml that gives us a mass of 78731609g or 78,731.609kg which is fucking ridiculous. Thats just slightly more than an empty space shuttle. Tungsten is a little less dense than platinum so I'll add some points for the shell it's supposedly in and call it an even 80kKg. So the kinetic energy of this rod with 80kKg travelling at 2745.6m/s would be 301.5billion joules or 0.07kt. 7x stronger than the weakest nuclear warhead we can make, and about 215x weaker than the bomb dropped on hiroshima

    • @antonio3736
      @antonio3736 9 ปีที่แล้ว +542

      it's a friggin sci fi action pic so give it a rest

    • @thejeran
      @thejeran 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

      I actually just wanted to see if this was viable. I let movie logic due its thing

    • @antonio3736
      @antonio3736 9 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      TheJeran oh ok no prob

    • @PeakCasual
      @PeakCasual 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Antonio Philip True.. But just imagine. If it was true.. That would be fucked.. A lot of people died in that scene alone xD

    • @MrCoulurfull
      @MrCoulurfull 9 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      TheJeran And all that only if the rod delivers all its energy instantaneously on impact (which it will not do). It will be like shooting a very hard bullet against the ground, it will result in a very deep hole where all the energy is delivered deep and almost evenly divided. The people of London might spill their morning tea, not more spectacular than that.

  • @quintesbarrera7583
    @quintesbarrera7583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Anyone else just love how the beat drops when cobra commander says “we drop it”? Such a great moment in this movie.

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, i know.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's basically him going "I'm in charge now."

    • @giftchembe6965
      @giftchembe6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's my favourite part😂😂😂

    • @555rzk
      @555rzk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This and " I want it all" is soo bad ass

    • @5th_decile
      @5th_decile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The aspiration with which John Price / Zartan looks to Cobra commander's entrance is hilarious too, like "Wow, in this charismatic leader I can trust completely", "His will be my law".

  • @Xhadp
    @Xhadp ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The expulsion of the rod is something that I just love from the graphic showing how it works to the perfect cut of product combined with the sound cues. Man it is just amazing.

  • @panithichangkiaw
    @panithichangkiaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "8 times faster than a bullet, 14 times more nuclear destructive, and free of any chemicals or radioactivity."
    This is awesome!

    • @snowfox4704
      @snowfox4704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Despite being physically impossible…
      Gravity alone cannot provide the necessary propulsion and kinetic energy to deliver a damage field that massive.

    • @panithichangkiaw
      @panithichangkiaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@snowfox4704 thank you for data.

    • @fotina45
      @fotina45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@snowfox4704 it can, but the mass needs to be a lot higher

    • @Ananamitron
      @Ananamitron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@snowfox4704 At higher speeds it could, but not "8 times faster than a bullet."
      Fractional velocities of C could do it though.

    • @ChefofWar33
      @ChefofWar33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@fotina45 I did the math. For it to be 14 times more powerful than an average 1 Megaton nuclear bomb, it would need to weigh at the very least 2.531 billion kilograms if it was going at about 6800 m/s. (Which is the 8 times the speed of a 30-06 rifle bullet btw.) That would mean that that rod they dropped weighs more than 25 fully loaded aircraft carriers.
      I suppose its possible to get something like that into orbit. But to put this into perspective. The Saturn V rocket; (the biggest, most powerful rocket ever built,) has a max payload into low Earth orbit of 140,000 kg. That would mean it would take approximately 18000 fully loaded trips of a Saturn V rocket just to get the rod into orbit.
      And Each of those launches in 2019 USD would be 1.23 billion. So thats about 22.14 Trillion dollars worth of launches to get that rod into space. Not even taking into account the assembly required. lol

  • @norimeshau6675
    @norimeshau6675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    When Britain taxes you for tea

  • @monstermorley8002
    @monstermorley8002 8 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    We interrupt this movie to bring you Call of Duty: Ghosts!

    • @chrishopkins9572
      @chrishopkins9572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      cinemasins right?

    • @monstermorley8002
      @monstermorley8002 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Chris Hopkins Right!

    • @chrishopkins9572
      @chrishopkins9572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Antherius Morley DING!

    • @Citizen_Snips1
      @Citizen_Snips1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except this movie was released months earlier then COD: Ghosts. So who copied who hm?

    • @reflexcaliber1536
      @reflexcaliber1536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the movie copied ghost because ghost was allready in the making 3 years before the movie

  • @matt_wrx
    @matt_wrx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    *ALL HAIL HYDRA*!!!!! oh wait sorry wrong movie

    • @devilpupbear09
      @devilpupbear09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Hail Hydra!
      Hail Hydra!
      Hail Hydra!

    • @repinswatson6452
      @repinswatson6452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I'm a member of both Hydra and Cobra

    • @jokerz7936
      @jokerz7936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not that too far off given there was a time during development when the cartoon was a Shield cartoon with Hydra instead of Cobra.

    • @AdityaSingh-mb5uf
      @AdityaSingh-mb5uf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Khumbaya

    • @johnedison
      @johnedison 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hail THANOS

  • @Caldoric
    @Caldoric ปีที่แล้ว +227

    As Tony Stark once said, "the best weapon is one you only have to fire _once."_

    • @notspookwagen
      @notspookwagen ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hear, hear.
      I think Cobra made the better weapon than Tony

    • @mediaisthevirus
      @mediaisthevirus ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@notspookwagen to be fair we never really did get to see all the projects under stark industries vs mars

    • @notspookwagen
      @notspookwagen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mediaisthevirus We only know his replusor tech plus the sentry drones

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The issue is that project Zeus is a WMD which means you can’t use it without starting a nuclear war (or fooling all of the world leaders into destroying all of their nukes).
      Jericho can totally be used in a conventional battlefield.

    • @firefly9838
      @firefly9838 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish we could've seen a Stark Villain arc

  • @striveknight4782
    @striveknight4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Man, things changed when Bernie won 2069.

  • @DCMarvel2009
    @DCMarvel2009 10 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Ambassador: "What is it that you want?"
    Cobra Commander: "...I want it ALLLLLLL."
    Okay, Cobra Commander, you can't go ripping off Sharpay's dream.

    • @AlonzoLombardi
      @AlonzoLombardi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHAHA!! LOL!!! that was funny!

    • @KingOmega123
      @KingOmega123 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was a Queens song

    • @BaljinderSingh-xy4ik
      @BaljinderSingh-xy4ik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was India PM lol

    • @edercortes1960
      @edercortes1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When cobra commander says that line all I can think is that Warren G song

    • @ChinmayKalapur
      @ChinmayKalapur 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BaljinderSingh-xy4ik which Indian PM is so young? They're all 60+ or 70+ no one young. I thought they were all the ambassadors before I knew about how the nuclear football works.

  • @ProjecttEarth2714
    @ProjecttEarth2714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Gentlemen welcome to a nuclear-free world.
    *Blows up London*

    • @thefanwithoutaface8105
      @thefanwithoutaface8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No, they didn't blow it up....They freaking Pulverized it.

    • @t.3465
      @t.3465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Technically, it was less of an explosion and more of a massive man-made EARTHQUAKE

    • @shadowkillz9606
      @shadowkillz9606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@t.3465 Which is arguable more destructive than a simple explosion. They will have to literally dig out the entire central London area to clean up and prepare the land if they want to use them again.

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      actually he's right. It's a nuclear free explosion. hell, it's not even an explosion.
      the basically dropped a stone with so much force, the impact makes the ground flipped over.

    • @shadowkillz9606
      @shadowkillz9606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@KoeSeer Yup precisely, it's called kinetic bombardment, they rely purely on the immense kinetic energy alone to cause major catastrophic damage.

  • @MrAizatazmi
    @MrAizatazmi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    He could hit Pyongyang but nahhh london it is then

    • @boblaryson3621
      @boblaryson3621 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But what would be left to rule in Korea then lol

    • @lhop6235
      @lhop6235 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      South Korea

    • @MultiDocdoom
      @MultiDocdoom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      London is a demonstration. If he can hit London not only does it spread through media like wildfire but it shows other leaders like Russia china etc that "I cn hit London, I can hit france, and I will mess up all your nations as much as I desire" If he hit NK it wouldn't have been much of a demonstration beause of media blackout and the isolation of NK. But take out London, or Beijing or another target and itll show the entire planet. "Im now in command."

    • @fighter5583
      @fighter5583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And a lot of people detest North Korea, so it would've been more of a blessing

    • @KerboDrive
      @KerboDrive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nothing of value was lost.

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    That reaction shot of everybody after London got hit was like "Ok, everybody look shocked. ACTION!"
    Everybody: 😐

    • @genericuser984
      @genericuser984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh no, our nation, its broken!

    • @kunsanyi9057
      @kunsanyi9057 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sanyikakun jallah Nimsi

  • @robr9313
    @robr9313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I like how in the end of the movie the good guys look victorious, even though a major nation and several million people, and a significant part of the world economy were decimated, and then never mentioned again. That missile looked like it pieced the earths damn crust. Aside from France being hit probably by a crazy tidal wave, the entire planets ecosystem would have been majorly affected by that attack. But yeah, the good guys win...

    • @user-DrKritz115
      @user-DrKritz115 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a movie in the fiction genre fuckass, dont need to be realistic

    • @abdullahibrahimhassan7301
      @abdullahibrahimhassan7301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@user-DrKritz115 its fiction set in real life, that is the point your smooth brain is not able to comprehend. Fiction set in univer with same laws and stuff needs to follow these laws. The destruction of these cities is more tragic and impactful than the hiroshima and nagasaki and needs to be treated as such. Not the all is well that ends well type of ending this movie had

    • @imlivingunderyourbed7845
      @imlivingunderyourbed7845 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is just a guess, but I would think that a good part of Western Europe be very vulnerable to future earthquakes after the crust and mantle beneath them got butt raped by a supersonic tungsten rod

    • @lisboah
      @lisboah ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not to mention that the Joes are down to 5 or 6 people. Meanwhile, Cobra Commander still has an army and possibly lots of sleeping agents in several countries. His biggest loses were the deaths of Firefly and Zartan, as well as Storm Shadow's betrayal.
      This was mostly just a setback to Cobra.

    • @ShamanSage
      @ShamanSage ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the best part!

  • @CyberSlayer128
    @CyberSlayer128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "We don't turn up the bass"
    "WE DROP IT!"

  • @BlyGuy
    @BlyGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Ever notice in movies like this, that include scenes where millions of people die horrifically (see Day after tomorrow, San Andreas, 2012 etc.), basically none of the characters ever seem to really care about the incredible loss of life they just witnessed? It's almost like we are being programmed and desensitized to human suffering and death.

    • @untunedguitar45
      @untunedguitar45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or it’s because movies that make people feel so upset they never want to see it again would take a toll on the bottom line so they need all the box office they can get by not showing that stuff

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      or because people like me dont really care about the people in the movie, we just wanna see some big booms.

    • @dzc2805
      @dzc2805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Casual death of millions is casual"

    • @swashbucklemchrue2323
      @swashbucklemchrue2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s almost like the characters who don’t care about the incredible loss of life they just witnessed are the bad guys.

    • @BlyGuy
      @BlyGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swashbucklemchrue2323 so everyone is bad? I think that makes sense. Humans are bad in the eyes of the ruling occult elite

  • @Jester666X
    @Jester666X 9 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    "WE DROP IT!!!" lol like da bass!

    • @jackd233
      @jackd233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :D

    • @jackd233
      @jackd233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XDDDDD

    • @Eric-lx8hp
      @Eric-lx8hp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He forgot to say "Asta la vista, baby"

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is the perfect cobra commander design.

    • @thegreyghost5846
      @thegreyghost5846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like the fucking mic

  • @garretthildebrandt428
    @garretthildebrandt428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jokes and absurdity aside, this is a pretty awesome Cobra Commander;
    _”I want it all.”_

    • @zacglover3345
      @zacglover3345 ปีที่แล้ว

      As zartan said earlier in the movie "everybody wants to rule the world"

  • @haunter8661
    @haunter8661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The voice, the suit, and the music makes commander cobra a heavy metal villain.

  • @realisreal7736
    @realisreal7736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    That rod hits like a freakin' meteor, man

    • @PrincessTwilightdash
      @PrincessTwilightdash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think that’s the point...it’s essentially the destructive power of many nukes but without any of the radiation and fallout just the explosion

    • @rvkice23
      @rvkice23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man

    • @1supertortuga
      @1supertortuga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PrincessTwilightdash Many nukes? a nuke can be much more powerful than this weapon IRL.

    • @mizzoupatriot8814
      @mizzoupatriot8814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It is a real weapon in our United States arsenal. Our military refers to it as "the rods of God" Project Zeus..Get it? Like Zeus the greek god throwing lightning bolts!! Epic weapon.

    • @notadumbassliberal6950
      @notadumbassliberal6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mizzoupatriot8814 But it's called project Thor

  • @godSPARDA1995
    @godSPARDA1995 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    He could've picked north korea

    • @Puzzoozoo
      @Puzzoozoo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Emre Özyurt With all the trouble it has caused around the world since 1945 Washington would have been a better target.

    • @Maluhia808
      @Maluhia808 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Man your cruel

    • @Maluhia808
      @Maluhia808 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would picked the moon

    • @TheSunsfan2006
      @TheSunsfan2006 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or china lol!

    • @theomegawerty
      @theomegawerty 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      William Signs ever watch Waterworld? where the flare is dropped in the oil and the oil man looks at it and says " oh thank God" right before the ship blows up...I imagine that' old skinny man as north korea

  • @angelofdeath8739
    @angelofdeath8739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Now that is a true supervillain! Proud of this guy!

    • @zacglover3345
      @zacglover3345 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His name is dr. Rexford Lewis aka cobra commander

  • @josearanda526
    @josearanda526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:47 Gotta be the happiest sounding villain I’ve ever heard in my life.

  • @daganisoraan
    @daganisoraan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Now that's what I call a true fan. Taking the world hostage only because he wants the intellectual rights of a single Queen's song. Gotta respect the guts of Cobra Commander. Better give it to him, otherwise he's going to ask for the exclusive rights of I Want to Break Free, or worse Bohemian Rhapsody.

  • @TheGabeOfGabes
    @TheGabeOfGabes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "I want it all."

    • @19EHF
      @19EHF 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Gabe Encarnacion I can no longer hear that and NOT think of Sharpay from High School Musical

    • @TheGabeOfGabes
      @TheGabeOfGabes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +19EHF Ahahaha you see cobra start singing and it breaks into a montage of dancing and explosions.

    • @yoloswaggins1579
      @yoloswaggins1579 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      and I want it now - Freddie Mercury

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sound like my sis

    • @BajanNatureMysticDolt
      @BajanNatureMysticDolt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that quote.

  • @iOnlySignIn
    @iOnlySignIn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    That is for taxing our tea, you damned Brits!

    • @Kinglorrecom
      @Kinglorrecom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      +iOnlySignIn British city nuked by a British president. :p

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah he killed loads of people and children.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's not like you were drinking it.

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TraustiGeir or actually even touching it

    • @kevinmcd7680
      @kevinmcd7680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No we touched it, when we threw about 1.7 million dollars of it into the Boston Harbor.

  • @giraffeorganic
    @giraffeorganic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    the protocol for dropping such a catastrophic warhead is way too convenient lmao

    • @randomknight2585
      @randomknight2585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Organic Giraffe but the “outer space treaty” only bans weapons of mass destructions by definition that only includes nukes bio weapons and chemical weapons so these are perfectly legal.
      Other than the whole mass murder and genocide thing

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kataru King scribe the only problem is that you can’t really “drop” a rod from space as much as you have to reduce your speed from orbital velocity to 0 directly over your target to get a similar effect. A more realistic approach would be that the rod is attached to a small rocket which decelerates the rod and detached directly before entering the atmosphere so that the rod would go through the atmosphere at an angle not directly down

    • @TheTrueAdept
      @TheTrueAdept 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrCoolguy425 Nope, as long as you are within the gravity well and ensure that the projectile's angle is good, a KKV can be a nuke replacement OR a super-bunker buster. Hell, a KKV with DU core can take out missile silos with ease without detonating the nuke, the DU's properties simply burn everything necessary before the conditions happen, leaving with (at best) a dirty bomb detonation.
      Given that some of the Greats of Science Fiction proposed this thing in the '50s and '60s...

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Neumann I wasn’t stating that it is not possible to have a KKV have the equivalent force of a nuclear weapon just that it will definitely not have the same attributes as shown in the movie. Mainly speaking the impact would be at a severe angle to the ground meaning that the “blast” (used roughly) would create a cone effect from the impact site as it is nearly impossible and highly impractical to have the device go directly straight down into the planet.

    • @tony001212
      @tony001212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember they are terrorists, they do not need all the burocracy politics need to drop a weapon.

  • @JuanPretorius
    @JuanPretorius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So the satelitte is orbiting but just "dropping" the rod de-orbits it?
    PHYSICS HAS LEFT THE CHAT

  • @appuz4160
    @appuz4160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's a Eco-friendly weapon by the way....
    Friendly to Planet Earth...

    • @gabrielpattenson4817
      @gabrielpattenson4817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah the earth can make the land again even though it take billion years but their will be no pollution

    • @appuz4160
      @appuz4160 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabrielpattenson4817 👍

    • @mutyalammapalemps892
      @mutyalammapalemps892 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How do you place it in orbit?

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    You don't "drop" it, you de-orbit it...

    • @TwoonyHorned
      @TwoonyHorned 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correct.

    • @Mugetsu_Gaming
      @Mugetsu_Gaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, drop it

    • @DeNihility
      @DeNihility 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Orbitn't it.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would really have to be moving at a significant portion of the speed of light to hit so hard.

    • @jakobkristensensandvik5588
      @jakobkristensensandvik5588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Technically a satelite is constantly dropping, so you would drop the warhead - just differently from the satelite.

  • @pacetti07
    @pacetti07 10 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    If they really wanted to give this movie a WTF moment they should have had the missile heading being stopped by somebody in a flying 1950's blue Police Box.

    • @major_xenomorph_emperor4516
      @major_xenomorph_emperor4516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pacetti07 the doctor is the president of the world in emergensy situations an he is the protector of earth

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not a missile, its still funny

    • @axonoxa
      @axonoxa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jagar Tharn it's more of a Sabot than a missile

    • @arjunprasad1863
      @arjunprasad1863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh you mean Dominic torreto stopping it for Family 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
      Wait!! Sorry. Wrong universe 🤣🤣

  • @eternaldepression5659
    @eternaldepression5659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I like how they just casually drop a tungsten rod on the UK where millions instantly die and it’s a giant catastrophic fucking event but like only two people in the room give a shit. As if my suspense for disbelief wasn’t already gone by the beginning of the film this just made me lol

    • @heroicDale
      @heroicDale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And it's not even the British Prime Minister who gives a shit...

    • @UrbanEnduro
      @UrbanEnduro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a movie relax and have some beans on toast.

  • @Option_walla
    @Option_walla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Being an indian that prime minister's character is funny🤣🤣🤣

    • @maheshnayak2941
      @maheshnayak2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @trueraja
      @trueraja 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont think so he show his classy character

  • @rustyshackleford1508
    @rustyshackleford1508 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Are you sure they're the bad guys?"
    "THEY DESTROYED LONDON!"
    "Yes, and?"

  • @aljustin4771
    @aljustin4771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:00 I'll give them this, they managed to get Cobra Commander right for the most part, with the design of his suit looking more like the one from the original Cartoon, his desire for world domination, and the deep intimidating voice is decent enough, now all he needs to do now is some over-the-top shouting, like, "COBRAAAA!"

  • @fadlya.rahman4113
    @fadlya.rahman4113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It doesn't really work like that. You can't just "drop" a projectile from orbiting satellite to earth. You still need some kind of propulsion in retrograde direction to make the projectile fall to earth.

    • @charles24852
      @charles24852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      not really the satelite did give it a push and while in 0g it would keep the same acceleration until the earths gravity would pull the rod in which case it would build up acceleration.

    • @DarkShadow84
      @DarkShadow84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@charles24852 I know this comment is 2 years old, but I still think it's important to point out that you neither know how gravity works nor what an orbit is. Fadly is completely right.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And aim

    • @germanrocha2030
      @germanrocha2030 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, we know genius

    • @fadlya.rahman4113
      @fadlya.rahman4113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charles24852 In small part you are correct. If you just release the projectile, it will fall to Earth, eventually. But it'll take months, if not years, and you won't be able to accurately predict where it will fall.

  • @tywinlannister2208
    @tywinlannister2208 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Indian prime minister, his assistants, and the North Korean guy deserve an award for their performance here hahah

  • @PrimitiveAK
    @PrimitiveAK ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was an actual US military conceptual project called Project Thor. It’s been put on the back burner though for years because it just isn’t practical to have as a weapon. It costs $240,000,000 PER tungsten rod to have armed in space. Too expensive and not worth it (for now)

    • @Ayhunt7
      @Ayhunt7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      finally someone that knows

  • @antimatter31
    @antimatter31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The High Sparrow just witnessed an explosion greater than that of the sept of Baelor

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why do you think he challenged cersei? He knew the gods would drop this shit.

  • @CaptainM792
    @CaptainM792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Breaking news: London Destroyed by Ungrateful Colonists

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂
      😉🖒😆

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      London colonized
      Oh how the turntables have turned

    • @UrbanEnduro
      @UrbanEnduro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a movie...just relax and go eat some beans on toast 😂

  • @prs4725
    @prs4725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    London has fallen

    • @kevinmcd7680
      @kevinmcd7680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah if you were watching if anything it elevated the city, just in large pieces and not as a whole.

    • @Lucas-lz1mt
      @Lucas-lz1mt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      저글링. And the Argentines celebrate.

    • @18947ful
      @18947ful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we can haz Falklands now?

    • @nigtcreature1837
      @nigtcreature1837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      London has lifted. Literally

    • @neversleepagain173
      @neversleepagain173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and it cant get up

  • @Tyln93
    @Tyln93 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    French Representative : Sorry, I Missed Presentation, Can You Do It Again??
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lukefirst407
    @lukefirst407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i did the math on this, estimated it to be like 3x30ft, might be larger, weight of 14500 kg moving at roughly 2500 m/s equates to like 45312500000 joules, which seems like a lot but is about 1/1000th the force that was dropped on hiroshima, plus this assumes 100% kinetic energy going into the ground and not disapating through the atmosphere, also if i were to calculate the actual terminal velocity of this object, and assume that it has an almost perfect drag coeficient I calculated its terminal velocity to be about 1,500 m/s. this is all a guess based on a guessing of the size but it would legot have to be the size of the empire state building to do this

  • @abdelrahmanahmed8286
    @abdelrahmanahmed8286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    i hope cobra commander gets more screen time i g.i.joe 3
    and i also hope he doesn't die

    • @repinswatson6452
      @repinswatson6452 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if he did they wouldn't have anyone to fight lol

    • @trackboy17
      @trackboy17 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Repins Watson destro... Until they kill him

    • @repinswatson6452
      @repinswatson6452 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +trackboy17 destro died in the second one

    • @russell5078084
      @russell5078084 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abdelrahman Ahmed its unlikely there will be a 3.

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For all this to happen first you need a G.I. Joe 3, which will probably never happen lol

  • @cripplehawk
    @cripplehawk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    1:31 So that's where that particular Allah Akbar skydiving Vine came from

    • @eshswam
      @eshswam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cripplehawk damn right

    • @sylviej416sr3
      @sylviej416sr3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      cripplehawk a

    • @psuedointellectualhunters2206
      @psuedointellectualhunters2206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha phobia nothing else. Show yourself to good mental doctor.

    • @psuedointellectualhunters2206
      @psuedointellectualhunters2206 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Renshaw don't worry I am a doctor, just inbox me I will give you an appointment...😂😎 So that you will be able to know a difference between a meme and offence.. regards "A Doctor"

    • @psuedointellectualhunters2206
      @psuedointellectualhunters2206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      عدو للمسيح relax it was just a joke

  • @ossian1977
    @ossian1977 10 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I think they are slightly over estimating how much damage those rods could make. Over estimating it a LOT.

    • @Zellig
      @Zellig 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They are not. Quite the contrary, they toned it down. Think about this, for perspective. The Asteroid that caused the Vredefort crater was, at most, 5 miles long. Then, consider that most of that 5 mile long asteroid deteriorated and burned off as it came into the atmosphere, heating up like an inferno, and diving down at supersonic speeds. The crater it left was about 300 kilometers long. That isn't even the meteor that may have killed the dinosaurs. That alleged one is even smaller.

    • @ossian1977
      @ossian1977 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Zellig I still find it hard to believe. Asteroids that leave giant craters are a lot bigger than a tungsten rod (it looked like several meters, but let's say 100mt, sleek so it does not burn up too much in re-entry). With that shape and weight it might plunge straight through London and shatter a few blocks, not flip it on the other side like a pancake. Another thought would be for time. Asteroids have had aeons to accelerate, sling-shooting in and out of this and that orbit. They get to Earth at speeds of many Km/second. An object in high orbit might plunge at several Machs of speed, is that enough to obliterate 500 blocks?

    • @Erdbeerbowle
      @Erdbeerbowle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You're absolutely right, and Zellig is talking out of his ass. Look up "Project Thor", which is the real life program that this is based on. They were estimating yields between 8 - 12 tons of TNT per shot, which is roughly comparable to a daisy-cutter or a MOAB. The KT dinosaur killer asteroid on the other hand had an estimated yield of 100 teratons.

    • @Zellig
      @Zellig 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everything I said about the Vredefort crater is true. I was incorrect about nothing. You made yourself look like an ass. Are you even considering the fact that the only example we have to work with here are that it showed the rods leveling at least a few city blocks (they wuold, even Project Thor strikes could hypothetically have the power of a small tactical nuke) and some buildings were on fire? We don't have a lot to work with here one way or another to determine how 'accurate' the depiction was because you get to see a few shots of random destroyed areas that give you not actual assessment of the scale of the attack. Feel free to prove otherwise, or keep talking out of your ass while accusing others of doing the same thing because you want to feel like you're some kind of military-industrial savant on your keyboard. That's marginally entertaining too.

    • @Zellig
      @Zellig 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And before you 'herp-a-DUR u said asteroid dumbass' yes, I did, I also specifically stated right before talking about it that what I was saying was to "put it in perspective" and not make a statement claiming that the scenario depicted in the movie was analogous to it - so quit while you're behind.
      This is normally the part where I would say that this isn't rocket science, but technically, it kind of it. ;)

  • @Hive0100
    @Hive0100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Who needs satellites when you have solar wind. Baltic Command

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This looks like a MUCH better GI Joe movie then the first one, much closer to the GI Joe I remember and Cobra Commander is more sinister and evil, like he was in the 80s comic book. I really should watch this from start to finish.

  • @kylescheffler8483
    @kylescheffler8483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    There should be a kinetic weapon like this in GTA.

    • @zarkmuckerberg8341
      @zarkmuckerberg8341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Please no... no more cancer... I’m begging you rockstar...

    • @leonx6688
      @leonx6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bruh.... How do you feel now knowing that there’s actually an orbital cannon in GTA?

    • @3ball260
      @3ball260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zarkmuckerberg8341 They should make you solve an equation every time you want to fire the orb cannon.

    • @hector773
      @hector773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No

    • @3ball260
      @3ball260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hector773 Yes

  • @bbsonjohn
    @bbsonjohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    to give the tungsten rod so much gravitational potential energy that has devastative power greater than a nuclear bomb, they have to launch the tungsten rod up to the space first with the energy of a nuclear bomb.

  • @FederationStarShip
    @FederationStarShip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "10 hollow platinum tubes... filled with a tungsten rod."
    So they're not hollow then

    • @DuBstep115
      @DuBstep115 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and why they shell or the tube for the rod has to be platinum anyways :D they added those 2 words just to sound "scientific"

    • @Amadeus8484
      @Amadeus8484 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They were though lol

  • @Whatisvr
    @Whatisvr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MILLIONS die on screen...
    everyone in the room: .__.

  • @omfgmouse
    @omfgmouse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't know what this movie is about but I just burst out laughing at 2:26 when the red eyes reminded me of Eversion.

  • @DanielSmith-ze9lw
    @DanielSmith-ze9lw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    after watching this Film Rockstar thought: Hey...why not add something like this in GTA Online?
    And so orbital strikes were born

  • @andelledna
    @andelledna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    a meteor as big as everest killed the dinosaurs ... that little tungsten tube could at best destroy a neighbourhood

    • @ohboydiamonds
      @ohboydiamonds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nope. "project thor", what this movie is obviously basing it off of. Telephone poll sized tungsten rod slams into the ground at mach 8, with the force of a small tactical nuke, around 13 kilotons (Fat Man was 21 kilotons, and completely wiped out a large city)

    • @kostarizo5986
      @kostarizo5986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a tungsten ROD, not a tube. The tube is made of platinum, know the difference god dammit

  • @thee0581
    @thee0581 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Proudly sponsored by the Brotherhood of Nod.

  • @Leesoldier12
    @Leesoldier12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cobra commander: The Cobra Revolution has begun!
    Me: Well, let's start looting!

  • @Dr.GundeathPunchface-enstein
    @Dr.GundeathPunchface-enstein 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I know this wasn't a perfect movie, but holy hell it was an improvement over G.I Joe Rise of Cobra.

  • @rhettorical
    @rhettorical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I feel like the entire sequence with nuclear disarmament followed by the doomsday weapon is very much something straight out of a cartoon, in a good way, but the rest of the film feels so disconnected from it that it feels like a completely different movie. I wonder if this sequence was the inspiration for the entire film and they just slapped something together last-minute to get to this scene.

  • @rapbotsuniverse4843
    @rapbotsuniverse4843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine having coffee in the morning and this shit drops in your city😁😁

  • @CRLTV721
    @CRLTV721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:04
    Santa: Ho Ho Ho hello young man what do you want for christmas?
    The Kid:

  • @SimplySmeef
    @SimplySmeef 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I want it all. And I want it now!"

  • @TheSchizoTrollinator
    @TheSchizoTrollinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “We are still mad about that Tea tax.”

  • @StephenDelRosario777
    @StephenDelRosario777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Zartan: "We don't launch it or fire it"
    Cobra Commander: "WE DROP IT"
    Computer console:
    "-LAUNCH COMMAND ACCEPTED-
    3---2---1 LAUNCH"
    UN: *confused screaming*

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    World: "Oh yeah? Well we will send bombs into orbit and create endless debris. Your weapons will all be knocked from the sky. It will be a bitch to make phone calls for a bit though."
    Cobra: "Wait you can't do that!"
    Physics: "Oh but they can."

  • @johnnysun6495
    @johnnysun6495 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can't believe Benjamin Netanyahu would do that

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine if Cobra and Hydra ever made an alliance (after crossing over)

  • @eternity7820
    @eternity7820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    We don't launch it or fire it.
    Console: *"LAUNCH COMMAND ACCEPTED"*

  • @MrFlagman30
    @MrFlagman30 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    0:42 that's not where London is on the map. It's around Oxford or something.

    • @TheMarineGamerIGGHQ
      @TheMarineGamerIGGHQ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They're Americans... They couldn't point at fucking Canada if you payed them

    • @Enivri
      @Enivri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrFlagman30 on that imagine it is aimed at Birmingham.

    • @samuela.botello2881
      @samuela.botello2881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheMarineGamer dumbest comment i ever heard

    • @TheHaters112
      @TheHaters112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next movie they'll destroy the capital of China, Hong Kong.

    • @polostone8876
      @polostone8876 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samuela.botello2881 actually, we've been quite surprised in the past. In 2005, during riots in some of our hoods, CNN edited a map of the events, that we still laugh at.
      static.lexpress.fr/medias_1435/w_640,h_358,c_fill,g_center/v1404810666/france-vu-des-etats-unis_734980.jpg
      And yes, most of the people in the US are smarter than that, but in youtube comments' section, people like clichés a lot

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Indian: What is it you want?!
    Commander Cobra: F*ck you, I ain’t telling you my plans!

    • @kevinnerwa7983
      @kevinnerwa7983 ปีที่แล้ว

      You fuck you why did you do that 😠😠😠

  • @ArcTrooper269
    @ArcTrooper269 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *0:43** COBRA REALLY LOVES DRAMATIC ENTRIES*

  • @SaNdMaN3000
    @SaNdMaN3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine getting error 404 on your screen when pressing abort.

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or this: th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
      😘😆😅

  • @dh9232
    @dh9232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now
    Adventure seeker on an empty street
    Just an alley creeper, light on his feet
    A young fighter screaming, with no time for doubt
    With the pain and anger can't see a way out
    It ain't much I'm asking, I heard him say
    Gotta find me a future move out of my way
    I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now
    I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now
    Listen all you people, come gather round
    I gotta get me a game plan, gotta shake you to the ground
    But just give me, huh, what I know is mine
    People do you hear me, just gimme the sign
    It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth
    Here's to the future for the dreams of youth
    I want it all (give it all I want it all)
    I want it all (yeah)
    I want it all and I want it now
    I want it all (yes I want it all)
    I want it all hey
    I want it all and I want it now
    I'm a man with a one track mind
    So much to do in one lifetime (people do you hear me)
    Not a man for compromise and where's and why's and living lies
    So I'm living it all, yes I'm living it all
    And I'm giving it all, and I'm giving it all
    Oh oh yeah yeah ha ha ha ha ha
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    I want it all
    It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth
    Here's to the future
    Hear the cry of youth (hear the cry of youth) (hear the cry of youth)
    I want it all, I want it all, I want it all and I want it now
    I want it all yeah yeah yeah
    I want it all, I want it all and I want it now
    Oh oh oh oh oh
    And I want it (now)
    I want it, I want it
    Oh ha

  • @Varia31
    @Varia31 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    As someone who has visited London... Not cool. lol
    I can't hate Cobra Commander, though...

  • @monkeywantsmoney8895
    @monkeywantsmoney8895 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this cobra logo is something else

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NGL, the cobra flags on the White House looks really cool…

  • @cptercio
    @cptercio 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the villains were the only cool thing about this movie, was legit pissed when the joes stopped their plan, i was curious to see where itvwas going

  • @badjokemaker3051
    @badjokemaker3051 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    They should sow the british prime Minister...I mean it's London.

    • @matheuslima9445
      @matheuslima9445 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      and indian prime minister should be happy,right? you know...for what British did to india

    • @badjokemaker3051
      @badjokemaker3051 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Matheus Lima Well those People in today's London did shit to India. But the whole time the british guy was looking at the fake president like "Okay Buddy...where is the joke?" And then his capital got destroyed and they don't even Show some reaction shot.

    • @matheuslima9445
      @matheuslima9445 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Badjoke Maker well,it s True

    • @mingQWERTY
      @mingQWERTY 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup, they didn't but after that, Storm Shader put his katana at the Birtish Prime Minister and he his face wasn't shocked or crying or whatever, just a normal face...

  • @shubhammahli871
    @shubhammahli871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Before the final battle, such destruction happened to London. And then at the end, Agents of GI Joe were getting medals, like WTF🤯, how come you just forget what happened to London.

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like A New Hope.

  • @DennisEK_
    @DennisEK_ หลายเดือนก่อน

    "none of the fallout, all of the fun" shows how it literally destroys earths crust and makes hundred of kilometers inhabitable. lmao.

  • @taeza007hd
    @taeza007hd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really want to have project Zeus of my own.
    Maybe 20 of them orbiting earth and i can fire at when ever i want and to what or who ever i want.

  • @republican9320
    @republican9320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how they use a real weapon system that would have been used by the US during the cold war if it had continued any longer but it was called project thor and drop a 1ft tungsten rode that travelled 10 times the speed of sound

  • @Pulang_Diwa
    @Pulang_Diwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, the High Sparrow is sure getting out of hand with his revolution.

  • @Ally.Cat.252
    @Ally.Cat.252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This weapon is real and was designed in the 80’s but was called Thor’s hammer

    • @mizzoupatriot8814
      @mizzoupatriot8814 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's actually referred to as the rods of god under project Odin.

    • @DerpyDaringDitzyDoo
      @DerpyDaringDitzyDoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mizzoupatriot8814 "Rods of God" only became a nickname after the idea hit science fiction. The real name was Project THOR, first theorized by Jerry Pournelle (Who went on to popularize the idea as a science fiction writer, ironically enough). "As some of you may know, I "invented" Thor a long time ago. I have no idea who decided to call it "Rods from God", but while I was in operations research back in the 1950's I developed the notion of "orbital telephone poles" made of tungsten, to be coupled with the Thoth Missile guidance systems we were developing at Boeing." The actual idea was to have a non-nuclear bunker-buster type weapon with extensive range and accuracy that could be used to neutralize Russia's nuclear launch bunkers and silos. In order to do this without requiring a massive payload, the use of a durable projectile and extremely high velocity was considered. The project never really got off the drawing board though, as it was just so unbelievably expensive.

  • @OodldoodlNoodlesocks
    @OodldoodlNoodlesocks หลายเดือนก่อน

    For campy action movies to sell toys, these movies were pretty fun and showed the villains as actually capable. Destroying the Eiffel tower in the first movie and London in the second.

  • @tapiwanashe201
    @tapiwanashe201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He must have really hated English Breakfast.

  • @Valeij221
    @Valeij221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “So now that we aren’t spending all our money on nukes. We have a new problem, we released so much plutonium into the atmosphere within a months time we will have no ozone layer. Everyone is going to die.”

  • @torreeric499
    @torreeric499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That is so much damage to be real in real life especially if the only mechanism behind it is to simply drop a rod of metal. For me, it would've been much better if instead of just dropping the rod from space, they would fire the rod like the electromagnetic rail gun. I wonder how much damage it would cause if the rod was fired via rail gun from space in real life... 🤔

    • @curiousentertainment3008
      @curiousentertainment3008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just dropping it from space it will reach terminal velocity the original design for the real life Thor project in the 1950’s the rod was based around the size of a standard telephone pole 27 inch diameter and 36 feet in length.
      In 2003 the USAF looked at this principle again and designed rods to be just 12 inches in diameter and 20 feet long with the final speed before impact estimated at being Mach 8.8 resulting in 11.5 kilotons of destruction.

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:02 Is there any particular reason the "drop" button is so tiny? 😅