How to Spot a Communist

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  • @flaviocubas2003
    @flaviocubas2003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35728

    If your parrot keeps repeating "down with the capitalists"
    The owner might be a communist.

    • @stalins_comically_large_spoon
      @stalins_comically_large_spoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1470

      Owner?
      No, comrade. Not owner.

    • @hubertwalters4300
      @hubertwalters4300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Communists don't believe in the private ownership of property, so the parrot must belong to all of the proletariats.

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck the owner, the parrot is the commie

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +845

      Possibly, the parrot is a communist.

    • @miguelsantana6044
      @miguelsantana6044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      😂😂😂

  • @Smartacus98
    @Smartacus98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46905

    What I got from this: If somebody is a communist, he may be a communist.

    • @IggyMontpellierPro
      @IggyMontpellierPro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +724

      TheAntiParadox Only if they do all these activities over a period of time. Then he/she MUST be a communist.

    • @scoobertdoobert1774
      @scoobertdoobert1774 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      +Javier Campos A capitalist spie

    • @scoobertdoobert1774
      @scoobertdoobert1774 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      +Grim Mantis apparently I don't know how to fucking spell spy

    • @IggyMontpellierPro
      @IggyMontpellierPro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Grim Mantis Hey there, pinko.

    • @scoobertdoobert1774
      @scoobertdoobert1774 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Iggy Montpellier wtf is a pinko?

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32583

    "I am a communist, down with imperialism!"
    He might be a communist.

    • @tombkings6279
      @tombkings6279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      xxlCortez Lolololo

    • @Brickcellent
      @Brickcellent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Nice comprehension. The commentator clearly said "we take his word for it" if he exclaims he's a communist. He also said if people support organizations with communist teachings, they might be communist. Please learn how to listen.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      In other words, the way to spot communists is if they admit they are communists. Because the video clearly left out anything that would help spotting a communist who actually hides the fact he's a communist. Please learn how to comprehend.

    • @Brickcellent
      @Brickcellent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You seem to be forgetting the fact you used the word "might". The video clearly states to take the statement of declaration at face value, regardless of the persons state, i.e. jocular or drunk, seen as the scene is set in a bar. The fact he didn't say "might" in this instance pretty much invalids your little quip. Liberally interchanging words isn't factual.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Watch 0:25 - 0:36 part, then try again.

  • @HeroOfTheDay16
    @HeroOfTheDay16 หลายเดือนก่อน +711

    I like how they show the "communists" protesting the KKK as if it were a bad thing

    • @HooDatDonDar
      @HooDatDonDar 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There’s were trying to get on board the cause for their own reasons.
      The decade before, they had been appealing to kkk supporters, promising to ship all the negroes to some ‘negro Soviet republic’.

    • @genxploits
      @genxploits 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      communists just do opression for everybody, they aren't racist, they opress everyone equally

    • @ConcernedCitizenPDX
      @ConcernedCitizenPDX 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      I just saw that too lol

    • @hermanwooster8944
      @hermanwooster8944 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That was a real thing. Communists would often criticize race relations in the United States to argue they should be in power. This would oftentimes be emphasised to argue communism was the only recourse. This criticism was most ironic when the Germans tried to exploit it in WWII by displaying a poster in the Netherlands that depicted the United States as a feindish, bloody monster wearing a white hood. Of course, the Germans' domestic race relations were not exactly supportive of the brotherhood of man.

    • @hermanwooster8944
      @hermanwooster8944 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That was a real thing. They'd often emphasie racism in the United States to argue that their ideology was the only recourse. This criticism was most ironic when the Germans in the '40s tried to exploit by displaying a poster in the Netherlands that depicted the United States as a feindish, bloody white hooded monster. Of course, the Germans' domestic race relations were not exactly supportive of the brotherhood of man!

  • @mikenew11
    @mikenew11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8509

    If he's got a big beard, wrote a book called Das Kapital and is called Karl, he might be a communist

    • @user-mb3dx5fl9f
      @user-mb3dx5fl9f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Hah. That one was at least somewhat sane. His modern followers are a way more horrifying and wilder tribe.

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@user-mb3dx5fl9f who are you referring to?

    • @user-mb3dx5fl9f
      @user-mb3dx5fl9f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@Doctor_Straing_StrangeMarx was a pretty sane guy compared to today's left.

    • @peterlee6391
      @peterlee6391 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-mb3dx5fl9f I completely agree.
      The modern "left" fouls the political name used to address those who only wanted to be free from 18 hours of constant factory work and still have no money to move up. Now these uneducated mobs, who got so drunk on peace, want gender to be a political matter. Actual socialist and communists try to make clean toilets for sick children in developing countries, and that act contributes more to the world than whatever the "modern left" got in mind.

    • @lawrencelewis2592
      @lawrencelewis2592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      But if he wears a red coat, he is either a communist or he is Santa Claus. Giving out the sweat of his elves labour, yep, Santa is a communist.

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10368

    If a mother tells her kids to share, well.... Let's just say that's a _red_ flag.

    • @domco_i
      @domco_i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      This comment is underrated

    • @esense9602
      @esense9602 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're using red flag, are you a communist?

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      They are OUR kids

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@warlordofbritannia perfect counter

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lol cept the mother has the right to teach HER kids good social behavior. No one (especially government) has the right to tell me to share any of MY belongings.

  • @Ston247
    @Ston247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15476

    My cat may be communist. He keeps saying, " Mao, Mao !"

    • @SaugatTimilsina
      @SaugatTimilsina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +686

      My dog might be a communist! He keeps saying *Союз нерушимый республик свободных-*

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Everyone knows cats are anarkitties.

    • @dominykasgustas7890
      @dominykasgustas7890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Interestingly, 'mao' is also a cat in Mandarin

    • @ariamath_
      @ariamath_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      sam o'nella academy

  • @Driven2Beers
    @Driven2Beers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +454

    "Are you a Communist?"
    "Nyet!"
    "OK, you're good... wait, what??"

    • @lukasp4968
      @lukasp4968 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Hi racist :)

    • @Driven2Beers
      @Driven2Beers 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @lukasp4968 What's wrong with being racy?

    • @lukasp4968
      @lukasp4968 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Driven2Beersgenocide, slavery and wars is what it leads to? What do you think is right about it actually?

    • @Driven2Beers
      @Driven2Beers 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @lukasp4968 Not having Bobbi Fleckman tell our band that our album cover is too bloody controversial!

    • @lukasp4968
      @lukasp4968 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Driven2Beers who?

  • @cobinasaur
    @cobinasaur ปีที่แล้ว +7294

    If he blasts the Soviet national anthem at full volume, regularly quotes Karl Marx, directly and unquestionably states and explains his communist beliefs in full detail, and has a hammer and sickle on everything he owns, you might be able to consider that he could theoretically reasonably be somewhat communist under some definition.

    • @ntal5859
      @ntal5859 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Are you sure, I mean those red bastards are tricky.

    • @PissedoffAussi
      @PissedoffAussi ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @_jpg
      @_jpg ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ​@Yannis Karageorgiou Certainly, a big leap foward

    • @Psx806
      @Psx806 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This sounds like some rando on a certain Reddit

    • @borriquito9482
      @borriquito9482 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a really stupid agent of the german "Verfassungsschutz" who tried much to hard to play a communist.

  • @outlandishvision
    @outlandishvision 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1634

    “My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!”
    - Abraham Simpson

    • @Zaftrabuda
      @Zaftrabuda 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      That quote gave me diabetes or smt

    • @YakubTheFather
      @YakubTheFather 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      @@Zaftrabudait gave you shin megami tensei?!

    • @goobalicious8019
      @goobalicious8019 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It took me a few minutes to process that to be honest

    • @-Swamp_Donkey-
      @-Swamp_Donkey- 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What lovely Jewish humor

    • @simplesimon4717
      @simplesimon4717 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brilliant that just about sums up the whole MCarthy Communist witchunt mentality!

  • @dainos7_0_13
    @dainos7_0_13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4366

    TH-cam recommends me these kind of videos, I must be a communist

    • @augustopinochet2495
      @augustopinochet2495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Denis China please step this way sir, I have a helicopter waiting.

    • @americathebeautiful3577
      @americathebeautiful3577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Correction, youtube is a communist.

    • @ianwilson6536
      @ianwilson6536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Augusto Pinochet general where are you taking him, may i ask

    • @samueloak1600
      @samueloak1600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Something Negative Augusto Pinochet did this "funny" thing of taking communists and other opositors to helicopter rides and then pushing them off

    • @ianwilson6536
      @ianwilson6536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t like communist, my dad said they’re mean to their people and they steal

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    “If he wants basic living standards for fellow workers he might be a little bit socialist, but we’ll just call him a communist and throw him in with the rest”

    • @genxploits
      @genxploits หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Under socialism and communism workers were often extremely overworked
      What do you mean “basic living standards”
      That is achieved better through a free market capitalism system

    • @pixxilutia6108
      @pixxilutia6108 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@genxploits Mixed economies are best: Market economy + government interference when needed + quality social safety nets and public spending.
      You can't, in your right mind, look at the current state of the US and believe we should continue neo-liberalism.

    • @lakesidefiddle8051
      @lakesidefiddle8051 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@pixxilutia6108the problem with mixed economies like the US is that the majority of the political power is held by the elite. So it is, fundamentally, only a matter of time until they utilize their power to first bend or break and then eventually outright change the rules. As long as capitalism exists, the country will always skew towards corporate oligarchy and Neo-Liberalism.

    • @trishasabrina7278
      @trishasabrina7278 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@genxploitsyou are 1000% correct!!!

    • @exodusmagnusanonimusmaximu298
      @exodusmagnusanonimusmaximu298 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@genxploitsyes like sweden, norway, finland, denmark, no wait...

  • @Big-Chungus21
    @Big-Chungus21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13704

    I like how being a communist just meant “criticising the government” half the time.

    • @pauljohnson3851
      @pauljohnson3851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

      that's basically what being a fascist means these days

    • @Lin_Eileen
      @Lin_Eileen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@pauljohnson3851 No it isn't. Being a fascist these days is what it always has been, supporting bigoted ideologies that marginalizes and hurts people.

    • @Lin_Eileen
      @Lin_Eileen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pauljohnson3851 When you realize the West has been inundated with fascism you start to see how nothing has really changed people who are critical of capitalism get seen as crazy communists

    • @misguidedErik2
      @misguidedErik2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +801

      i mean it basicly still is lol, communist if youre left leaning, fascist if you are right leaning

    • @frankryan2505
      @frankryan2505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pauljohnson3851 I don't remember communists storming the US capital building or refusing to accept democratic election results.

  • @kiardothefirst8011
    @kiardothefirst8011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7198

    "if he/she shares a kit kat amongst siblings and friends"
    "They may be a communist"

    • @RayManiac90
      @RayManiac90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I mean if you share your kit Kat you deserve to be in jail

    • @caraccident5357
      @caraccident5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Having anti-capitalist feelings and wanting to rid the tired workers of their bourgeoisie oppressors? Have a Snickers.
      You’re not you when your hungry.

    • @harryputang5352
      @harryputang5352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    • @miguelsantana6044
      @miguelsantana6044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @christophersausedo4115
      @christophersausedo4115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This doesn't even make sense.

  • @zglg123
    @zglg123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4653

    This is so informative. Every time I passed a stand with "Down with Imperialists" written on the back with someone who looks and shouts suspiciously like Lenin, I just thought they were Mormons or Boy Scouts. Thanks, guys.

    • @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
      @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember kids, only evil communist filth want to stop imperialism.

    • @mfisher1952
      @mfisher1952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You naive, naive fool! They were Rotarians. Or Masons. Or Elks.

    • @kucinghitam4322
      @kucinghitam4322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your welcome

    • @buckyXII
      @buckyXII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      damn are you 23 now?

    • @toxico1152
      @toxico1152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂 bruh thank you 🙏

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    0:52 I thought the narrator was gonna say " He *is* a communist."

  • @TheUsuallySilentOne
    @TheUsuallySilentOne ปีที่แล้ว +4209

    "If they have a flag of the Soviet union, then that's a big red flag"
    Ok I'll see myself out

    • @tompurcell1499
      @tompurcell1499 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Oh that’s my type of humour! 😂

    • @10bears60
      @10bears60 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @kashutosh9132
      @kashutosh9132 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @realitygaming_
      @realitygaming_ ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You forgot your trophy for the Best dad joke of the year award 🏆

    • @sroy7982
      @sroy7982 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dady is that you

  • @brianarbenz7206
    @brianarbenz7206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4049

    0:09 "If he openly declares himself to be a Communist, we take his word for it." But I thought you couldn't trust those Communists. So if one of them says they are a communist, they must *not* be.

    • @shetheyithe8894
      @shetheyithe8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I am Communist cause I'm living a Communist's country.

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      But how can one say communists are to be distrusted if they are not communists?

    • @zubrifikusummuk
      @zubrifikusummuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      but if they arent communists then u have to take their word for it so they are

    • @bruhman5829
      @bruhman5829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@zubrifikusummuk if they are then they’re not and if they’re not then they are. what’s not to get

    • @guccifer7874
      @guccifer7874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bad attempt at sophistry, OP.

  • @AbhNormal
    @AbhNormal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7477

    I’m not even socialist, but the idea that “End the KKK” was considered a subversion of American national policy is just laughably absurd

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, imagine if white supremacy was ever national policy, thank goodness that never hap…
      *looks at Jim Crow*
      Oh.

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If someone is black, or Catholic, or just a decent human being in general...
      THEY MIGHT BE A COMMUNIST!

    • @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379
      @seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KKK is a nationalist organization so...

    • @AccountInactive
      @AccountInactive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      Democrats made about as much sense back then as they do today so we can't be too surprised.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AccountInactive yeah i mean republicans working with kkk members, at least they're honest with it

  • @comradeboris167
    @comradeboris167 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    So if a person thinks critically they are a Communist.

    • @VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q
      @VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Exactly. But in USSR it was the opposite =) I mean that a person with critical mindset would be blamed of being a fascist. And while I frankly don't like USA as a state, there were no counterpart of so called red terror which took lives of many.
      P.S. I don't think communism is evil btw, this disbelief is result of propaganda, it has many good ideas, but I think it's irrational. It has many flaws and one of them is that building a communism requires isolation from neighbouring countries with market economy. Another is even worse The general idea contradicts with nature of people. People are greedy and lazy. If you give them things for free, they won't see a need to work at all... Which makes me think. Are US democrats communist? Their care of drug addicts seem suspicious.

    • @comradeboris167
      @comradeboris167 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q I only hear "red terror" from people that live in the west.
      Im from ex Yugoslav area, ex Socialist country, all my family members lived in Socialism.
      Education was free, healthcare was free, even housing was free, jobs were plenty and stable and the working class lived peacefully knowing that their existence and the existence of their children is secured.
      People had much more than they have today.
      Besides, Communism is not about "giving things for free". You couldn't get a free apartment in Yugoslavia if you didn't work. Communism is about the class interests of the Proletariat, the productive members of the society. The reason why the common people lived better in Socialist Yugoslavia was because there was no class of capitalists that owns everything and exploits their work.
      Communism is also natural, the idea of "Primitive Communism" was inspired by hunter-gatherer societies. Everyone contributed to the collective and everyone got what they need in return. When you look at the tribes today, when you ask them what is your best day in life, most of them will tell you "It was when i killed the biggest animal and whole tribe had meat to eat". They don't just simply sit and wait for others to hunt. Humans are collectivist in nature, but Capitalism turned us individualistic.

    • @VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q
      @VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@comradeboris167 Most of my life I spent in the part of Russia that is literally called "Far East" or "Дальний восток" in russian, lol. And you should learn your history in a less selective manner, it's not that hard.

    • @comradeboris167
      @comradeboris167 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @VitaliiKholmukhamedov-z6q I know enough of history to say Communism was the greatest political system that ever was, and it saved millions from poverty. It built every school, hospital and street I ever needed and I am forever thankful to it.

    • @hokk23
      @hokk23 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good luck living in communist or post-communist countries. They are definitely not totalitarian states, where government can do whatever it wants while can do nothing

  • @capncake8837
    @capncake8837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5936

    Using the knowledge gained in Vietnam, it can be determined that if they run upon being fired at, they’re a communist, and if they don’t run, then they’re a very brave communist.

    • @xoaking1862
      @xoaking1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@hawks-wings I mean, they won, so I'd say it was worth it

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@xoaking1862 Who won?

    • @mbrofoc
      @mbrofoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @J S It was not only the United States that fought for South Vietnam

    • @mbrofoc
      @mbrofoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @J S if you believe the data from the wiki, it follows that the troops of the South Vietnamese army had an army of 800 thousand people in 1968, and by 1975 as many as one and a half million, and at the end of the war 1 million of them were captured by the Viet Cong

    • @mbrofoc
      @mbrofoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @J S in Vietnam at the same time and there were fewer Chinese in Vietnam on the side of the Viet Cong than Americans

  • @winterberry3412
    @winterberry3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    I remember watching this in class and my classmates were always joking "They might be a communist."

    • @LumpyBumpyAcidFish
      @LumpyBumpyAcidFish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      now they are
      and they will be hunted

    • @cloakedhornets6515
      @cloakedhornets6515 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Passing the blame to others, common commie move....

    • @imdavidbaby
      @imdavidbaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey if you're serious, what year was it was this the 50s or 60s?!?

    • @danielstapler4315
      @danielstapler4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@imdavidbaby M C M L 1950

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "if he/she share a common interest in meme culture"
      "They might be a communist"

  • @anonymous-ts5ih
    @anonymous-ts5ih 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2442

    The US Constitution starts with „We the people“, which sounds communistic, so the USA must be communistic.

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      They're not talking about you .

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

      ​@@lalaboardsDoesn't matter, what kind of good-natured capitalist would use such language?

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats correct ,in the communists own writings,I'm not part of the useful idiot ideologues they speak to .Just like the people in the constitution are not communists .

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hamzerpanzer There is no capital for isms . The state and corporations have seized the means of production from the people in the constitution .

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      What an incredibly ignorant statement .

  • @WibblyWobbly1905
    @WibblyWobbly1905 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Guys, I think I might be a communist

    • @macewindu9100
      @macewindu9100 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      good for you comrade!

    • @vNTCv
      @vNTCv 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      based comrade

    • @Neoniq41
      @Neoniq41 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Get well soon!

    • @macewindu9100
      @macewindu9100 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Neoniq41 they already are.

    • @Neoniq41
      @Neoniq41 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@macewindu9100 Considering they are a commie, not likely.

  • @iaincowell9747
    @iaincowell9747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    If you were involved in the Soviet Union space program you may be a kosmonaut

    • @hyzercreek
      @hyzercreek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you are slave to Russian cabbage you are cole slav. If you are a flower of cabbage you are cole flower.

    • @daKoenig
      @daKoenig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A cosmonaut is anyone who travels through space. An astronaut is a cosmonaut who visits other stars.
      Alexei Leonov was supposed to be the first Soviet astronaut, the first Soviet citizen to walk on the moon. But then the programme was cancelled.
      NASA was created specifically to send a man to the moon and return him safely. They called their cosmonauts "astronauts" from the beginning even when they didn't actually visit other stars.
      And now that they have accomplished their initial goal twelve times, they still call them that, although they no longer have the capability to do that anymore.
      Or the need. NASA no longer needs to rely on manual labour on other planets for their exploration.

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Astronauts haven't reached any stars though.

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 ปีที่แล้ว +2153

    If he trains spiders to seize the means of production, he might be an arachno-communist.

    • @JoJo23saucisse
      @JoJo23saucisse ปีที่แล้ว +49

      How do I train spiders ?

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @@JoJo23saucisse I dunno, ask an arachno-communist.

    • @whatshouldyoucallme
      @whatshouldyoucallme ปีที่แล้ว

      If they deliberately put a bi flag on their pfp, they (might) be bi

    • @ariaa.9428
      @ariaa.9428 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I liked this joke on a spiritual level I'm unable to express.

    • @Foxxey
      @Foxxey ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This is the best political joke I've ever heard.

  • @dutch4973
    @dutch4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6291

    protester: “end kkk terror”
    narrator: they may be a communist

    • @21stcenturyfossil7
      @21stcenturyfossil7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep. That's where it starts. The Commies are masters of the Slippery Slope,

    • @gabrielegenota1480
      @gabrielegenota1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@21stcenturyfossil7 Next they're gonna give the workers more rights! And then black people! And then the homosexuals!
      Dear God now they can exist freely without me being able to lynch them for existing!

    • @tommythecat4961
      @tommythecat4961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +717

      @@gabrielegenota1480 ...and next thing you know, PUBLIC HEALTHCARE FOR ALL!

    • @gabrielegenota1480
      @gabrielegenota1480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +812

      @@tommythecat4961 CHRIST ALMIGHTY-
      THE ABILITY TO NOT DIE FROM SICKNESS WITHOUT HAVING TO GO BANKRUPT?
      DISGUSTING

    • @tommythecat4961
      @tommythecat4961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gabrielegenota1480 what do you expect from COMMUNISTS

  • @bakabaka98573
    @bakabaka98573 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    How to figure out if someone is a Trotskyist; They will tell you in the pamphlet they just handed you.

    • @HooDatDonDar
      @HooDatDonDar 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Communists say Trotskyists are fascists. Go figure.

  • @jogzyg2036
    @jogzyg2036 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9962

    If he waves the banner of the Soviet Union, that's a big red flag.

    • @matthewmcclary7855
      @matthewmcclary7855 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      I thought that was China.

    • @gunsgalore7571
      @gunsgalore7571 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

      @@matthewmcclary7855 Yeah, but the Soviet flag and the Chinese flag are pretty dang similar. Both are big red flags.

    • @matthewmcclary7855
      @matthewmcclary7855 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@gunsgalore7571 now I remember. The flag of the USSR.

    • @totneznakto
      @totneznakto 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      😂

    • @AjarSensation
      @AjarSensation 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      hahahhaaa

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8499

    "If he openly declares to be a Communist, they *may* be a Communist"
    I mean, yeah, technically speaking you are correct

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah that's kind of a given. We didn't need a short to tell us that.

    • @KudoShinichii1412
      @KudoShinichii1412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean he could be lying too
      I can say:
      I AM A COMMUNIST
      but that doesn't mean I am really

    • @DonTornado
      @DonTornado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      The man in the video actually said, “If he openly declares himself to be a Communist, we take his word for it.”

    • @_Devil
      @_Devil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@DonTornado i dont care, i just want free likes because watching virtual numbers go up increases my dopamine

    • @SilverSquirrel
      @SilverSquirrel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hard to be sure. You can't trust a communist.

  • @milotheaxolotl4709
    @milotheaxolotl4709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6454

    "If he declares himself a communist, hr may be a communist"
    I mean, he's not wrong.

    • @NikoPeludo
      @NikoPeludo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Phytom and I’m the assassinator of the American president.

    • @shetheyithe8894
      @shetheyithe8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he looks at you in a long time, he might be a communist.

    • @BigMT9022
      @BigMT9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @Phytom What’s up Brandon

    • @person3538
      @person3538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The real answer is: "does he have pink hair?"

    • @Tracequaza
      @Tracequaza 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's not a quote from the video dipshit

  • @Loukaiyss
    @Loukaiyss หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    As a communist, thank you for helping me blend in better.

  • @PLOttawa
    @PLOttawa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5205

    "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.” - Dom Helder Camara

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since when communists care about food lol half of China millions of Russians and polish and other nation literally starved to death and on a good Sunday they be in lines for a bread and some water not to mention working to death inside the gulag

    • @namenameson9065
      @namenameson9065 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a fair question. Do they spend their welfare on shoes or crack instead of food? If so, then it's not societies fault..

    • @philosophyversuslogic
      @philosophyversuslogic ปีที่แล้ว +43

      When one is joking around about starving, he's pretty loony enough to think seriously

    • @nerdycookiegirl8423
      @nerdycookiegirl8423 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      tbf, one is an action, and the other is a question that has zero action to it.

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@philosophyversuslogic lol joking about starving nah nah I'm just telling history like always yall leftists always love to rewrite history right lol

  • @dans9463
    @dans9463 ปีที่แล้ว +4456

    If,Santa dresses up in red, disregards private property, redistributes the wealth.. Avoids big oil for alternative form of transportation... oh deer, he is a Communist.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      We’re going to have to launch a special military operation of our own to the North Pole.

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Don’t talk to the Elves about wealth re distribution & unionization (rights and plight of the workers) Saint Nick has them working for peanuts, figuratively and literally

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He doesn’t redistribute wealth

    • @andy99ish
      @andy99ish ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL Redistribution of wealth is socialist. Communism is no private wealth at all. Neither socialism nor communism care much for the environment.
      Santa is where the reindeers are, probably Northern Sweden. So a socialist plus probably a follower of Swedish infant Greta Thunberg !

    • @ulises6738
      @ulises6738 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      oh deer lol

  • @MAMBA187
    @MAMBA187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    “I don’t know man, I think the US should get out of Vietnam.”
    Narrator: “Did you hear that? Sounds like someone is a communist…”

    • @Anonerak2
      @Anonerak2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bla bla bla, M'urika bla bla bla Vietnam, is all I got, I am sorry but I don't speak communist.

    • @vralshrazmra4551
      @vralshrazmra4551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Anonerak2 then you may be a communist...

    • @kshitizsaini3022
      @kshitizsaini3022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@Anonerak2 Are you okay?

    • @Anonerak2
      @Anonerak2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kshitizsaini3022 Did you hear that? Was that a whoosh over your head?

    • @Anonerak2
      @Anonerak2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vralshrazmra4551 He he he, well done, you have somehow managed to revealed me as the true communist and have foiled my evil plan to give free health care and education to capitalist west.

  • @danfuerthgillis4483
    @danfuerthgillis4483 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    We need that Ugandan interview on this matter
    “Why are you communist?”
    “Do you perform your obligations?”

  • @springevans8654
    @springevans8654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    In Soviet Russia, communist spots you.

    • @kasrakhatir
      @kasrakhatir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ☝️😦 ahhhhh...
      🤔...hmmm

    • @parker0216
      @parker0216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Especially when lifting weights

    • @IndonesiaSehatTV
      @IndonesiaSehatTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Correction: In soviet russia, communists spots us

    • @enclave1165
      @enclave1165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That is actually very historically accurate not even joking

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated and true ! 😂😂😂

  • @Korstre
    @Korstre 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3928

    This is a really good BuzzFeed video.

    • @lolomgmetobavi
      @lolomgmetobavi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      BuzzFeed is fake news.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kugee You dirty Commienist.

    • @osedebame3522
      @osedebame3522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Fake News then and fake news now.

    • @dragonmasterlance123
      @dragonmasterlance123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Just replace communist with racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic etc.

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      idontknowevenanymore No they would never, maybe liberal social democracy garbadge.

  • @danialaifaa1992
    @danialaifaa1992 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    When you open a can of chips in the class, your entire classmate may be a communist.

    • @chinomon
      @chinomon ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Hello Comrade, may i have one chip?

    • @danialaifaa1992
      @danialaifaa1992 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@chinomon Yeah sure, why not..
      *Handing out a can of chips to my comrade*

    • @ddesmarais7251
      @ddesmarais7251 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​​@@danialaifaa1992Comrade!
      That action cannot be taken!
      This can of chips is state owned!

    • @TheYolo20
      @TheYolo20 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mf what is going on with this BASED comment section

    • @manumudgal4988
      @manumudgal4988 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then my whole grades from 1 to 10 were Communist.

  • @buzifalus
    @buzifalus หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    TH-cam icon is red, reddit is red, Mega is red. It must be a ... NO

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    This is the kind of stuff that an anti-capitalist would write in a novel and we'd roll our eyes saying it was "too on the nose"

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course, because that's a logical reaction to someone being a dumbass

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reread 1984 btw it better describes america than the soviets.
      Orwell was a communist himself and the “proles” described in 1984 perfectly parody the average American. While Winston himself is part of the ruling senate that’s why he sees it from a different perspective

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except that is was written by anti-Democratic capitalists.

    • @FredrickTesla
      @FredrickTesla ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, I mean, the Daily Worker was openly Communist. And after the fall of the USSR it was revealed that they'd been sending money through various front groups in Hollywood to the tune of 2 million dollars annually for about 5 decades. Argue if they're a threat or not all you like, but there was provably lots of Soviet communist influence in the US during the cold war.

    • @franklin7213
      @franklin7213 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha, nose

  • @СергейАфанасенко-ъ5ш
    @СергейАфанасенко-ъ5ш 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I like the first phrase: "Therefore propaganda is vastly more important in democratic societies"...

    • @dzalbs_
      @dzalbs_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same🤣

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That chain-smoker, no?

    • @richhornie7000
      @richhornie7000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@maazkalimChomsky

    • @sarcasmenul
      @sarcasmenul ปีที่แล้ว

      See the trick they did was they managed to disguise western propaganda behind the term “experts”. So these days its not propaganda, because the information you get comes from “experts”, doesnt matter where these people got that information in the first place and who pays them, all you need to do is switch your brain off and mindlessly drink the kool aid western mainstream media feeds you and happily cheer on the next atrocity done in the name of the international rules based order

    • @dbass4973
      @dbass4973 ปีที่แล้ว

      The word 'Propaganda' meant a different thing back then, or rather, had different connotations

  • @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179
    @marlonbryanmunoznunez3179 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1099

    0:56 Marching against 'KKK Terror'.
    Not gonna lie, those Communists sound incredibly based.

    • @laytonjr6601
      @laytonjr6601 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      March against KKK is just a front for evil communists! They try to entice you with stuff like free healthcare, justice for all, ending police brutality and regulating greedflation but they actually are communists and as everyone knows (communists included) comunnists are evil baby eaters!

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And? Today's pinko. s ALSO pretend to be against the Ks and use it to advance their blatantly anti-Am notions.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pretending to be about justice is what the L wing has always done. Them then, and you today.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      They're only pretending to be about justice, just like u.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      YT is 1984 so it won't let me elaborate (tried many times) but there's a very long historical analysis proving my point which you could find if you actually cared.

  • @Bkilfoil747
    @Bkilfoil747 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love the snipe at the end "they must be a communist" while showing someone holding down with the KKK signs. If that's communism sign me up.

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Alerta, alerta, antifascista!

  • @mrparkerdan
    @mrparkerdan ปีที่แล้ว +506

    “No, comrade. I am not a communist!”

    • @Clock_Man_2763
      @Clock_Man_2763 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “But I’m definitely still a Cummunist”

    • @Gizziiusa
      @Gizziiusa ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ...i just like to collect hammers and sickles. honest.

    • @TheSmokeOfSolidarity
      @TheSmokeOfSolidarity ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, I can assure you the same thing!

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then John was a zombie

  • @X_mano
    @X_mano ปีที่แล้ว +694

    If he says hell to capitalism, has an image of karl marx plastered in every corner of his house, openly declares he is a communist then he may perhaps be a communist but we will never know

    • @sandcat2383
      @sandcat2383 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Who can say really? He might not be a communist, it's too hard to tell

    • @UltraNyan
      @UltraNyan ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably an edgelord and not a real communist, wouldnt sell out his parents during the purge like a real commie.

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 ปีที่แล้ว

      marxists arent communist theyre cringe

    • @borriquito9482
      @borriquito9482 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@supercool1312 🤦‍♂️

    • @Stevie-J
      @Stevie-J 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Let's not be too hasty. He might have tourette's or OCD which makes him compulsively say strange things, and the Marx posters might have been gifts that he was too shy to turn down

  • @cynthiatravers8757
    @cynthiatravers8757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2167

    In the late 1980's / early 1990's I worked a Maryland National Bank as a computer programmer. We had a guy on our team that was a card-carrying Communist, for real. And I asked him one time, I said, "Jack, you're a avowed Communist, a member of the party, yet you work at a bank, the most capitalist of all companies save the stock market." Before I could ask a question he cut me off and said, "the irony is not lost on me. What I do in my free time is my own business. What I do at work pays my bills. If being a teacher paid as well as a computer programmer, I would have been a teacher." He was a great guy and a pretty good programmer.

    • @thebiggestcauldron
      @thebiggestcauldron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      He's gotta eat somehow. But we don't know if half of his salary goes to supporting local communists or just locally helping the most disadvantaged groups.

    • @briankleinschmidt3664
      @briankleinschmidt3664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Sounds like he lacked the courage of his convictions. "Just doing my job" is not a valid excuse. When you get to the pearly gates, Ol' St. Pete is going to "just do his job."

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      @@briankleinschmidt3664 it's kind of hard not to participate in capitalism while living in a capitalist society

    • @SpencerWilliamsIV
      @SpencerWilliamsIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone wants to be a communist until they have to pay the bills.

    • @thebiggestcauldron
      @thebiggestcauldron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      @@SpencerWilliamsIV Honestly I think it's the opposite. The bills are high because of the unregulated real estate market. The jobs pay little because capitalist shareholders do everything in their power to give the workers as little as possible. Paying bills just gives you more reasons to want a different economic system.

  • @benman1577
    @benman1577 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “How to Spot a Communist” walked so that Jeff Foxworthy could run

  • @Rose-vb4wk
    @Rose-vb4wk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    0:00 "propaganda is vastly more important in democratic societies"
    Gotta love American freedom

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      At least they were being honest back then about their true intentions

    • @EchoesofSimulacra
      @EchoesofSimulacra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I think that might be Chomsky criticizing propaganda

    • @eve_avery
      @eve_avery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@unlimited8410
      Dunno, this seems like it was cut from a more contemporary, retrospective documentary

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rofl Communism runs on propaganda. It's the primary fuel.

    • @raginbakin1430
      @raginbakin1430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@unlimited8410 no that was Noam Chomsky. This seems to be taken from a more recent documentary

  • @RoosterG33rs
    @RoosterG33rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    0:55 "There are other communists who dont show their real faces." as a women walks past holding an anti kkk sign.

    • @4040tee
      @4040tee ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When someone is that conspicuously good, don't you DARE trust them.

    • @lovelife2186
      @lovelife2186 ปีที่แล้ว

      KKK is a communist

    • @Dieselenginesmatter
      @Dieselenginesmatter ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even if u are against it, if someone wants to be a kkk member, its their choice and freedom of expression

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dieselenginesmatter The way to deal with groups like the Klan is not to ban them but to arm their targets.

  • @humanrightsadvocate
    @humanrightsadvocate 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +713

    What I got from this: In the U.S. you are free to speak and have an opinion. Unless that opinion is the wrong opinion. In which case you have no rights.

    • @sasho_b.
      @sasho_b. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Freedom of speach is an absurd concept the moment you realize someone has to enforce it. Once more that things like advocacy for terrorism, spreading sensitive information, hate speach, and obviously critique of the government, somehow arent allowed this freedom. Someone draws the line but theu dont tell you where it is. The soviets were honest: you say shit about the government and we break your ankles (and even then, after stalin that wasnt really enforced). Anything else is ok.
      Thats why filmaking in the usa was so oddly terrified (insert George Lucas interview abt the USSR) that they might say the wrong thing, imply the wrong kind of message, attract the wrong interests. As such they had that rule book i cant remember, about what is and isnt allowed on screen.
      Jewish character? Might be a communist. Something to do with dr. King and the black movement? Might be a commie. A character thinks women should vote (even though they can)? Offff, i dont know about that.
      USSR? None of that, if there is a good party memeber character you can do whatever the hell it is you want. Though most of their art was often in the realm of the experimental, the snow queen, hell, guest from the future has the government as the antagonists. I even know one Bulgarian author who had a book that was debated on if it should be banned because it was anti-communist. He didnt go to a gulag, no no no, they were debating on if they should censor it. I may remember him, but if i dont, the other one is fine too. Meanwhile you suggest affordable health-care in the States and now you are Adolf Stalin, bringer of the apocalypse.
      Do they even hate Adolf these days?

    • @zapdog_
      @zapdog_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Has always been and still is that way.

    • @dfsdfsd-g2b
      @dfsdfsd-g2b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally what are you talking about, you can find plenty of communist videos on TH-cam.

    • @ERIN478
      @ERIN478 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And don't forget--you may be a communist.

    • @cringelord9796
      @cringelord9796 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Dont expect any state to follow their own principles. It oftens falls short against what's practical or beneficial for those in high positions.

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    So what you’re saying is that, if a person is a communist, then they may be a communist?

  • @calummacgregor589
    @calummacgregor589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    "End KKK terror"
    "But there are others that may work more... silently..."
    💀

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      The more things change, the more they stay the same, huh?

    • @hant_blue_habsbourg_bonapa9192
      @hant_blue_habsbourg_bonapa9192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All blacks are communist you know XD
      (That wath some poeple think during this periode)

    • @namenameson9065
      @namenameson9065 ปีที่แล้ว

      The KKK are a controlled opposition organization. Democrats are the KKK and Black Lives Matter..Then they call Republicans KKK members..see how the Communist game works?

    • @philosophyversuslogic
      @philosophyversuslogic ปีที่แล้ว

      It's typical for commies even today to hold such messages. Commies are in toilets as where they've always been.

    • @saikku8035
      @saikku8035 ปีที่แล้ว

      Commies infiltrated numerous civil rights groups. One can be for civil rights without being a commie.

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    If she wears a shirt saying "I love communist"
    she might be communist

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙

  • @derpnz
    @derpnz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "If your friend offers to share their chips with you"
    "They may be a communist"

    • @Nicky_Savage
      @Nicky_Savage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My friends don't ask me if I want to share my chips with them or not, they simply take them.
      They might be communists

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I too want to share the chips of your labor, comrade.

    • @soumyadipgoswami1721
      @soumyadipgoswami1721 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope but if your friend insist you have to and must share chips then he is a communist .

  • @DinoDiniProductions
    @DinoDiniProductions หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It was never about advocates of communism: it was about stifling any disagreement with capitalism...

  • @kjellkriminell372
    @kjellkriminell372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "There are other communists who dont show their real faces"
    *Shows video of people protesting against the KKK like its a bad thing

    • @paulofelipebbraga9634
      @paulofelipebbraga9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THOUSANDS of murders and rapes each year coming from the googles. If KKK was still a thing this wouldn't happen in the US. LET THAT SINK IN

    • @Mrcake0103
      @Mrcake0103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      “You mean right wing ideologies-founded on the idea of hierarchy as natural and just, and that some people really are superior to others-are racist?”
      “Always have been.”

    • @taowroland8697
      @taowroland8697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Mrcake0103 but people are superior and inferior to each other, various human subspecies have differing qualities. Hierarchy is natural in every species, and most species are full of dead weight.

    • @bierwolf8360
      @bierwolf8360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Mrcake0103 hiearchy is natural and just.

    • @batrachian149
      @batrachian149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@taowroland8697
      >subspecies
      lol fascist

  • @CynnamonVA
    @CynnamonVA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!" -Abe Simpson

  • @GaganKPolska
    @GaganKPolska 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    "If TH-cam recommended you this video, you may be a communist."

  • @themiller3940
    @themiller3940 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Very subtle insinuating silent communists then showing people advocating against the KKK. And people dont think institutional racism is a thing

    • @thugborea
      @thugborea 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ywnbaw

    • @Jst4vdeos
      @Jst4vdeos 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, the ones you pretend to care about domestic issues while in reality trying to undermine the entire Democratic system. A.k.a. modern day liberals.

    • @ripadblock
      @ripadblock 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Jst4vdeoswell said.

    • @danielsmokesmids
      @danielsmokesmids 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jst4vdeosyou probably can’t even define liberal😂

  • @sejwok2628
    @sejwok2628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    I like how they slipped "if we say they're a communist, they're a communist" right in the middle there

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look, the Justice Department wouldn't lie. If you start espousing anti american thoughts that must mean you are a communist too!

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      “Or organizations labeled communist by the Department of Justice”
      You’re right that was sly!

    • @tommcewan7936
      @tommcewan7936 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@52flyingbicycles capitalists fight dirty.

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tommcewan7936 I'm guessing this only happened because the government had so much control over information. Nowadays they're so afraid of the public they no longer have any real convictions.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, I stamped that sleight-of-mouth at 0:30 - "@@52flyingbicycles".

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    Tactical assessment: Red Chinese victory-impossible.

  • @2015Drama
    @2015Drama ปีที่แล้ว +4931

    *Tries to show communists as “evil and anti-American”
    *Shows communists holding an anti-KKK parade.

    • @solyom8034
      @solyom8034 ปีที่แล้ว

      well the kkk is prety american.

    • @irisrl123
      @irisrl123 ปีที่แล้ว +705

      that *was* evil and anti-american to them!

    • @fifkenrkfdk
      @fifkenrkfdk ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Based af

    • @fuzzzywan
      @fuzzzywan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think it was a specifically anti-KKK parade due to the "No War Bases" sign. Rather what I think they were trying to tell us was that the emotionally weak yet politically involved are communists, just not in the most literal sense of the word.

    • @iz5808
      @iz5808 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      With the time you might grow up to admit that the US institutions and all the Western world benefits were maintained because of the environment in which they existed, namely the white population of people of Western European descent. But I doubt, you will prolly claim that statement as hateful

  • @lorddraxolm
    @lorddraxolm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As a Communist i approve

  • @memeoverlord-pz5ns
    @memeoverlord-pz5ns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    If a person defends rights of the workers, then that person is enemy of the state.

    • @namenameson9065
      @namenameson9065 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wanna guess why all our jobs fled to China? China is Communist, you know..Unions were working with the Communists to shut us down. It worked.

    • @АлпамысРустембек
      @АлпамысРустембек ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That's not a wrong statement, that's a truest possible statement

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, we all know the rich own the government

    • @anonymoususer3012
      @anonymoususer3012 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@АлпамысРустембек Yeah, historically, the state has been nothing but an enemy for workers' rights. When laborers protested the brutal conditions, they were assaulted and killed by police- the enforcement arm of the state.

    • @wailnshred
      @wailnshred ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sadly, I think that's why a lot of pretty decent Americans have been wrongly labeled as Communist.

  • @andrewfinch76
    @andrewfinch76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "If she says she's not hungry right now then proceeds to eat half of your fries she might be a communist."

    • @kfchundur4087
      @kfchundur4087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this Is what those witch hunts should have been about

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Solution: buy an extra order of fries

    • @kethwintham344
      @kethwintham344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@52flyingbicycles we will eat the fries and we will make the husbands pay for them

    • @taramaforhaikido7272
      @taramaforhaikido7272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dunno about that. Proves lying though. That's worse.

    • @arvaneret_329
      @arvaneret_329 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If the narrator didn't say that, but you, why did you use quotation marks?

  • @ArvelCrynyd
    @ArvelCrynyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Today I met a guy who was loudly and proudly declaring his love for communism. I can’t be too sure, but I think he might’ve been a communist.

  • @danielepicone2557
    @danielepicone2557 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    What I learned is...
    I must be a communist

  • @ImDougDimmadome
    @ImDougDimmadome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    “If that persons a communist… they may be a communist.”
    - Vladimir Foxworthy

    • @APaleDot
      @APaleDot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Here's your sign..."

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you are opposed to the private ownership of the means of production, you might be a communist

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you have to wait 6 years to get a used 1982 Camaro, you may be a RedCommunist

    • @Kenedienz
      @Kenedienz ปีที่แล้ว

      ☭ wait its in russian

  • @shahtayyib
    @shahtayyib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    [sobbing] "I'm sorry, buddy."
    "I don't understand... What have I done"
    [trembling, revealing a gun from his coat] "You halved it... With your friend."
    "Bro, bro please it was just a cookie. Please bro stop, please."
    "If your friend believes in sharing" [Wiping tear from left eye, cocking back a loaded revolver] "He may be a communist."

    • @CalTy316
      @CalTy316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      This took me on a ride like a three hundred page epic.

    • @shahtayyib
      @shahtayyib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@CalTy316 reading a book... comprised of 300 pages of equal value? might you be a... [Draws revolver]

    • @CalTy316
      @CalTy316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@shahtayyib [slowly puts down Das Kapital] “Hey now let’s think about our collective actions here comra-I MEAN FELLOW CAPITALISTIC AMERICAN!”

    • @shahtayyib
      @shahtayyib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@CalTy316 😂😂😂

    • @taramaforhaikido7272
      @taramaforhaikido7272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hate for others stems from self hate. By that logic...
      You have two choices. Recognise the hypocrisy of the west, or shoot the gun. The only difference is that I don't pretend.
      What will you do?

  • @whiteknightcat
    @whiteknightcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    If a person wears a cardboard sign hanging from their neck with the words "I'm a Communist" printed in Comic Sans font ... they might be a Communist.

    • @northernsines
      @northernsines 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Us communists know better than to use that horrible font.

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@northernsines I actually like comic sans…

    • @Ljounieh
      @Ljounieh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comic Sans, communists would never!

    • @northernsines
      @northernsines 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mr. Squiggles he’s probably a libertarian capitalist in disguise

    • @maddoxlacy9072
      @maddoxlacy9072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not comic sans, COMMUNIST sans

  • @HuyWADSvn
    @HuyWADSvn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    fun fact: so many KGB agents didnt get cought until 1992

    • @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm
      @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      These caricatures were not intended to identify communists, but only to create moral panic.

    • @ФедяКрюков-в6ь
      @ФедяКрюков-в6ь 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No agent would read a communist newspaper or walk around with slogans, y'know

  • @otavio8566
    @otavio8566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    if a person squats, drinks vodka and randomly yells "cyka!" *he might be a comunist*

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Otavio *they

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Otavio Naaaah he’s just a Gopnik! You can really tell the difference based upon 3 things, His cloths, what type of Vodka he drinks, and where he is squatting. Stay Cheeki Beeki

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Otavio If he mains Tachanka he might be a communist

    • @kingcobra7183
      @kingcobra7183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cyka Blyat

    • @vbifusful
      @vbifusful 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely not. Cause gopniks was be againts the goverment. Real pro-communist subculture is a lyubers, they wears wide plaid pants, and going to the gym.

  • @MrRattlebones640
    @MrRattlebones640 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2529

    I don't know but i may be a communist.

    • @יואביאייל
      @יואביאייל 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Vladimir Lenin I don't think you are

    • @SC-zq6cu
      @SC-zq6cu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Vladimir Lenin
      Hmmmm...
      Good question. Stalin, Trotsky what do you two think the answer is ?

    • @L14MA
      @L14MA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Trotsky told me Lenin was right about party organisation and was a good communist. Stalin dug the grave of the revolution.

    • @fikrijuliansyah1601
      @fikrijuliansyah1601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U gave me a good laugh

    • @espirireis8396
      @espirireis8396 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no shit! 0oO

  • @tahirrazavi7862
    @tahirrazavi7862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    Activists : "Make love not war."
    Narrator : " They may be a communist."

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Communism is when orgy

    • @hiredmurderer6228
      @hiredmurderer6228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      US logic: Everything thats good,is communist. For that reason,it is bad.
      It even sounds like a very cliche and cheap dystopia story.

    • @truezulu
      @truezulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes make love, and let other nations walk all over you.
      A pacifist is simply a coward clapping them selfs on the back.

    • @hiredmurderer6228
      @hiredmurderer6228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@truezulu And a warmonger is a weakling trying to be something more than a loser. Like you.

    • @truezulu
      @truezulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hiredmurderer6228 Communism is bad. Very bad... It looks good, utopian even, but it is truely a horrid way of living...
      Anyone who says otherwise, really dont know what they are talking about.
      I could give you so many examples, but there is a much easier way. It has never ever worked anywhere... It ALWAYS results in less freedom and more poverty. Always. Which is not that strange, but it does take a bit of mental intelligence to understand why...

  • @lettuceha3368
    @lettuceha3368 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    They literally showed an anti kkk rally as possible communists 😂😂

  • @phyziks09
    @phyziks09 10 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    LOL "If he openly claims to be a communist...WE TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT!"

    • @PopeUrbanX
      @PopeUrbanX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As the old adage goes"Never ever trust a communist" meaning the statement said by the communist "I am a communist" is a lie since communists don't tell the truth meaning they aren't a communist

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "if he says he's the president"
      "He must be a communist"
      "Wait what"

  • @_Gongola
    @_Gongola 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    It's like this was homework and he needed 4 points so he just added in 'if they say they're a communist they're probably a communist'

  • @fuser312
    @fuser312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    My Dog's room has a photo of Lenin hanging on the wall, he may be a communist then.........................Wait, that's my room, Oh shit....

    • @ComradeRhys
      @ComradeRhys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I also have a picture of Lenin in my room. I must be a Communist.

    • @uppishcub1617
      @uppishcub1617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *McCarthyism intensifies

    • @Gonboo
      @Gonboo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Someone fire up the helicopter, this man gets a free ride.

    • @christopherclack3984
      @christopherclack3984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You may be a communist

    • @MyRockHoMama
      @MyRockHoMama 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sahil singh Lennin was a dog

  • @JM57-99
    @JM57-99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The point of this video isn't to tell you what a communist is or how to spot them, it's to reinforce the idea that communists are people you should constantly look out for
    More than teaching you something, it tries to encourage an attitude within you

    • @prophetjesaja1638
      @prophetjesaja1638 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ironically a very soviet union attitude
      Denunciation

    • @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm
      @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@prophetjesaja1638 Welcome to Israel.

  • @nikobellic1854
    @nikobellic1854 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    I am a communist....."I may be a communist"

    • @scoobertdoobert1774
      @scoobertdoobert1774 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same lol

    • @grade8william
      @grade8william 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same omggg

    • @stemm09
      @stemm09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Niko Bellic We'll take your word for it.

    • @matchuBBG
      @matchuBBG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Niko Bellic all workers deserve free bowling sessions with Niko -Roman Bellic 2008

    • @thomasv-p8839
      @thomasv-p8839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey! How is Roman?

  • @dububro
    @dububro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    so proud of the creators for giving equal time to both genders, truly ahead of their time 🥲

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Though when they suggest someone exhibiting all 4 signs they say he implying women can only be partial communists

    • @MrsCelesteClark
      @MrsCelesteClark 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must be a communist

    • @nbewarwe
      @nbewarwe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If someone is openly or discreetly supporting the equality of the genders, then they might be a communist

    • @MrsCelesteClark
      @MrsCelesteClark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@nbewarwe you are accusing someone else of being a communist you might be a communist

    • @donatist59
      @donatist59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously people who believe in gender equality are communists.

  • @Joseph13562
    @Joseph13562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    If he or she crosses a hammer and sickle and sings the USSR anthem while holding the communist manifesto, then they may possibly be a communist

    • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
      @CorneliusSchwarzenstein ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you cross a sickle and a hammer while holding the communist manifesto, if you have only 2 hands?

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope, red fash

    • @francisdec1615
      @francisdec1615 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Soviet Union wasn't communist, but whatever.

    • @luckyduck507
      @luckyduck507 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@francisdec1615i'm sorry what the fuck are you talking about?

    • @weezer-core
      @weezer-core ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rattlemespoons577actually, the Soviet Union never claimed to be communist, it was a socialist state. In the constitution of the USSR it says it’s socialist. The west called it communism because the people running it were “communists” but the state was never communist. It’s a contradictory statement to call a state communist in the first place, because communism is a classless, STATELESS, moneyless society. Do some goddamn research instead of making factless claims on the internet. I know, very hypocritical of me, but at least I have done actual research.

  • @medicineman5645
    @medicineman5645 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    “If you got recommended this video, you MUST be a communist!”

  • @adrianbassett1517
    @adrianbassett1517 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    If he writes editorial articles for a newspaper ... he may be a columnist.

    • @paulofelipebbraga9634
      @paulofelipebbraga9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nowadays 99% of the media is communist, so yes, realistic.

    • @DothFrmBBL
      @DothFrmBBL หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Spihk heart bust!? Spihk heart bust tell Jonah from the holy Bible to Analyze and discuss the Positive effects and results for Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother as result for Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother getting through with two!!!¡!!!!!

  • @BazukinBelyugovich
    @BazukinBelyugovich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "If he or she is a member of the Communist Party, they may be a communist."
    "If he has one or more portraits of communist and socialist leaders, he just might be a communist."
    "If she's openly reading works like 'The Communist Manifesto' or 'Dialectical and Historical Materialism', she might be a communist."
    "If his name is Joseph Stalin and is the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the USSR, it's entirely possible, with all things considered, that he just may be a communist."

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “If you or someone you know is or has ever been a member of the Communist Party, they be a communist. Please contact the offices of Senator Joseph McCarthy immediately. Do not pass go; do not collect $200.”

    • @МихайлоВоронцов-у2б
      @МихайлоВоронцов-у2б ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not sure about the last statement

    • @ФедяКрюков-в6ь
      @ФедяКрюков-в6ь 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If his name is Josef Stalin, he may be even a marxist-lenininst

  • @Iampa1chavan
    @Iampa1chavan ปีที่แล้ว +691

    "Therefore propoganda is vastly more important for democratic societies"
    The opening line

    • @bierwolf8360
      @bierwolf8360 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's true though. Democracy is about pawning off responsibility to the populace so the politicians can't be held accountable for their shitty job. Propaganda then serves the purpose of making the people believe that the politicians act according to the will of the people and also reforming the opinion of the people towards the given policy. In essence, democracy needs propaganda since the majority of any population is too retarded to actually form opinions and will gobble up whatever their tv tells them to

    • @steinmodus8943
      @steinmodus8943 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I believe that's Noam Chomsky.

    • @moguzhansimsek
      @moguzhansimsek ปีที่แล้ว

      yes he is@@steinmodus8943

    • @BornTrespasser
      @BornTrespasser 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Chomsky - A famous MIT anarchist who is VEHEMENTLY anti-communist and associated with Epstein.

    • @Spearca
      @Spearca 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Chomsky for sure, and not true. While any government wants its viewpoint supported, in authoritarian systems propaganda is the _only_ way to advance this; there is no space for independent media. A government in a democratic society needs a core of genuine support.

  • @Jmcinally94
    @Jmcinally94 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "If they denounce American domestic affairs, they may be a communist"
    Protestor holding Down with KKK sign.

  • @m3photo726
    @m3photo726 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    So basically, in seventy odd years it seems nothing much has changed in governmental perception of the general public’s common sense. They’ll always think we’re stupid …

    • @exeggcutertimur6091
      @exeggcutertimur6091 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Unfortunately, we are stupid.

    • @CassiusZedaker-pr7kc
      @CassiusZedaker-pr7kc หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@exeggcutertimur6091 We just proved beyond any doubt how stupid we really are.

    • @_trbr
      @_trbr หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@exeggcutertimur6091And we’ll stay that way as long as capitalists control the education system. Simple minded workers is what is desired. Thinking is for the enlightened few.

  • @MPHJackson7
    @MPHJackson7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I love how painfully obvious these all are.

  • @electricrussell
    @electricrussell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Down with the imperialists!
    Didn't loyal Americans hate the British Empire?
    If the sign said 'Down with the British imperialists', wouldn't most loyal Americans support that?

    • @redtom43
      @redtom43 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Americans? You mean British rebels.

    • @RamesesBolton
      @RamesesBolton 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      redtom43 Exactly! They were English until they became the United States so it was a civil war. They also had Spain, France and Holland on their side.

    • @mikuhatsunegoshujin
      @mikuhatsunegoshujin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, they are too indocrinated by PragerU's bullshit and demand that they be a British Colony again.

    • @jambalaya201
      @jambalaya201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      american.exe stopped working

    • @luissanchez723
      @luissanchez723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikuhatsunegoshujin yup

  • @MagicLink43
    @MagicLink43 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    If he's holding a hammer and sickle, he may be a construction working farmer.

  • @wyattbooth6372
    @wyattbooth6372 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be…

  • @accordingtosophia
    @accordingtosophia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Our APUSH teacher showed us this, and it's honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Why isn't this a meme yet?

    • @Bzgiorno_Bzgiovanna
      @Bzgiorno_Bzgiovanna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait until algorithms do their work

    • @thuyvannguyenthi1459
      @thuyvannguyenthi1459 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It *was*

    • @toddserrano
      @toddserrano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I first saw this in APUSH too, but I think in hindsight that it's largely accurate even though I didn't write about it on the essay when I got my 5 on the exam. The problem of Bolshevism/Communism is extremely serious and is used to murder people in this country a lot.

    • @toddserrano
      @toddserrano 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Porky What is a "left anticommunist"?

    • @toddserrano
      @toddserrano 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Porky You sound like one of those genocidal Putin supporters who obsesses over exterminating Ukrainians

  • @fallout3fan623
    @fallout3fan623 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how on the nose that last scene is. Protestors saying ' end kkk terror' and 'no war bases'

  • @adamlee6435
    @adamlee6435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    This looks like something you would find in a Fallout game.

    • @horricule451
      @horricule451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's because Fallout does an excellent job of portraying 1950s culture

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Says the communist...

    • @Mitchery
      @Mitchery 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anybody who replies to me is a communist.

    • @Tripas350
      @Tripas350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "If you find someone who enjoys playing Fallout games, he *may* be a communist."

  • @DJxSGGxNeo
    @DJxSGGxNeo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Fuck how can I hide now? :/

    • @carljuvy
      @carljuvy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xD

    • @dooku2489
      @dooku2489 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Shit yeah we need to take down this video before I get exposed

    • @tylerwhite9923
      @tylerwhite9923 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Book it to Cuba, thanks to the lifted embargo I think they might let people travel there pretty soon.

    • @daca8395
      @daca8395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mr Blank come to my place comerade, you can read Marx while you are in hiding!

    • @sobitasadullah4517
      @sobitasadullah4517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fegeleinmarsch he already came. I'm in the helicopter

  • @elogic7368
    @elogic7368 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    Americans : we are the country of freedom of speech and opinions
    Also americans :

    • @b3ygghsas
      @b3ygghsas ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Technically they could be communists, this video is just encouraging people to ostracize communists

    • @D1570R73D
      @D1570R73D ปีที่แล้ว

      What we have is better than what anywhere else on the planet has.
      Communism has proven to be destructive in every large scale implementation. It's not opinion, it's history.

    • @TheFirstGoomba
      @TheFirstGoomba ปีที่แล้ว +38

      “Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.”
      Bill Maher

    • @gook5219
      @gook5219 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They are free to be communists, but the police has the right to watch you more carefully then

    • @agrajyadav2951
      @agrajyadav2951 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TheFirstGoombayou're right, muriga is the worst terrorist state in the world, worse than even pakistan. Muricans shouldn't be tolerated.

  • @ArdentCadenza
    @ArdentCadenza วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If your neighbor mows their lawn at the ungodly hour of 9:00 AM on a Monday, they may be a communist.

  • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
    @angelikaskoroszyn8495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I love how it goes from
    "Declares to be a communist"
    to
    "Criticizes the worst elements of American society"
    They all could be communist symptoms. Since I'm not a raging racist I also could be one

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, you think blacks and whites should be equal?
      That’s un-American--you must be a communist!

    • @aaronlaughter6471
      @aaronlaughter6471 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you cut out the part where he said
      "If the person defends the activities of Communist nations while consistently attacking the domestic and foreign policy of the United States"
      Yeah, sit and spin you commie hypocrite.

    • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
      @CorneliusSchwarzenstein ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds familiar. Americans declare anti fascism or the claim that black lives matter as communist.

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was the 50s and the army published it. That's just how they are I guess.

    • @easternrebel1061
      @easternrebel1061 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@skinwalker69420 unfortunately there are still some Americans that cling on to that exact mentality in all political parties.