The Terrible PC Game Everyone Forgot! - Just Bad Games
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- Gender Wars. The game nobody wanted to play. So we did.
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Do pie 3d gcs games next.😂
How can we suggest bad games to you?
its cold outside, theres no kind of atmosphere!
Hi sorry to bother you guys but can you please block @meetoo594 for bringing up the gender spectrum and ‘two gender’ BS in the comments section? It’s not on topic with the video 😅 thanks
Ah yes, Gender Wars
The unexpected sequel to Racial Conflict
Don't forget it's "spiritual" successor, Spiritual Warfare
@@ecgameplayerThere was actually a game called Spiritual Warfare. It's actually not bad.
And its little known Gameboy entry, Baby Conquest
@@matildaroseNah, the Gameboy spinoff is probably called Kony 2012
If you laughed, we're going to hell hand-in-hand
Eh, I prefer Interfaith Skirmish, that one had many different factions that were well fleshed out and super unique.
Personally, I liked the unlockable Deist faction, where we go on our own crusade to help atheists and progressive theists create a secular state where all can live in peace. The final boss being whoever is left alive by the end was a nice touch.
In the moment i saw that the game name was "gender wars" i expected the worst
Fr 💀
Yeah, I was surprised to hear the release year. Sounds like something a bigot would make today to counter today's "woke culture" or whatever.
Somehow, despite me also expecting the worst, it managed to be about 100x worse than I imagined.
it identify as a game
In the moment I read this comment I feel dumber
"Kill 50% of the civilian staff"
I think we found a new champion for the "how long until the game breaks a rule of the Geneva Convention" speedrun.
Funnily enough, great many games reward you for killing civilians and innocent people. Red Alert, for instance, where they even drop you money crates. In Quake 2, killing your captive mates give you military supplies, and in one instance, a keycard too.
@@TheLambdaTeam now i somewhat understand why the red cross bullies anyone who uses a red cross on a white background in games to indicate health
@@TheLambdaTeamSo, uh what are these two games actually?
@@Thomas14717 Red Alert is a pretty well-known real-time strategy game. The first one is 'bout a theoretical scenario where the Nazi Germany never existed, so the Allies and the Soviets fight each other. Quake 2 is a first-person shooter set in the far future where humankind battles the flesh-and-machine alien race named Strogg, who kidnap humans and turn them into one of them. Quake 4 is a direct sequel to Quake 2, wit' an even moar expanded storyline.
I'm mildly suprised that the female campaign didnt have a map either, I half expected there to no map for the men because of the never asking for directions stereotype, though i suppose that would have been a bit too clever for the developer lol.
That would've definitely been cute.
That’s a good idea, lol
I think you might be a bit too bright for this studio, or would've been too bright for the time.
You would of been immediately fired from the company for having good ideas.
Opportunity missed
That "capture 10 female civilians" mission comes with some very unfortunate implications.
You saw that too, eh?
@@scotthurr5925 Yup.
I'm gonna regret asking, what was implying?
@@Esitaro3670 Forced breeding.
@@thequietteen7452...oh...
To be fair, if I was forced to live in this universe I think I'd be drunk all the time as well.
I'd simply be MGTOW lol 😂😂😂
@@TheLambdaTeamgoofy ahh movement
Imim drunk all the time now
It feels like this game wanted to be a satire, poking fun at over the top Male and Female stereotypes... But failed spectacularly!
It would probably do better now xb
Well if it was meant as a foreshadowing...it worked flawlessly
@@marceloaranibar8802 Except now there's a trillion genders.
@@marceloaranibar8802 Nah in Britain that would be considered utterly unfunny and offensive. We purged all that by the 2010s when the lad culture died out and Youth Crime/violence was rising. We mostly follow the new modern definitions.
Also this kind of stuff was already on the way out by 1996 anyway. Because we knew it was utterly silly by then and was no longer taken seriously. And you can't satirise something that is already ridiculous.
I'd like this to be remastered and the problems ironed out with waterfowl instead of humans fighting each other. Call it Gander Wars.
I would play that...
We already know who would win. Untitled Goose.
There could even be levels about both sides teaming up to go harras humans for walking to close to their nests!
@@genericname2747lol I hope the humans don't have a kicking attack, that would be a one-hit kill
Hjonk!
I have a theory that the developers hated this game as much as everyone who played it in this video. That “Buy a PlayStation” cheat they fitted into the game was their equivalent of flipping the bird to the publisher who made them make a game like this.
Yeah . The concept was already barebones and while aspects of the execution was good , it was more a techdemo to flex their programming skills instead making a good game.
it was fun back in the day to play for a while. like a more action oriented syndicate. just open a mission and go hose stuff down.
this game actually looks like it was well-built both technically and visually. theres potential here. it would probably benefit greatly from mods- tweaking the difficulty and making it more digestible/playable with perhaps a minimap etc.
@@Sliider36 it needs like a roguelite vibe shoved into it with generated missions and a shop for weapons between levels, some loot etc.
I suspect the idea was to tell anybody that needed an invincibility cheat that they should buy a playstation. Kind of an insult that they couldn't handle pc games I suppose
I honestly thought that it was going to be revealed that the female side was the “easy mode” and it it would’ve had a map, and all the other things needed to make the game fun.
It would’ve been stupid, but it would’ve worked with the “ humor,” of the game.
like someone else I thought they were going to do a gag where only the female side had a map function because of the whole "men hate asking for directions" stereotype, but that would've been too clever for this game.
It was the 90’s! That was humor back then and still is. These days its seen as cringy and sexist. But for 80s kids like me i can laugh about it. Hell i grew up on “married with children” wich still has amazing humor, unless you a snowflake and cant handle words ^^.
@@maxnum1sgameclub263No, it isn't except to radical feminists and femnazis.
Heres the problem with you lot; not all humor was really that good. A lot of jokes told back then were just thinly veiled bigotry.
I mean, minstrel shows and blackface was "just humor" back then, but you realize that we condemn it because, news flash, it was made to mock and dehumanize black people.
I'm not saying that ALL humor was on the same horrible level as blackface and minstrel shows, but it still follows that same general train of thought.@@maxnum1sgameclub263
@@maxnum1sgameclub263 And bitching about it on the web? Like a certain someone?
It's like the creators of this game watched a lot of Married With Children, specifically the parts where there's an all men's club called 'No Ma'am' and thought 'Hey what if we made a game out of this?"
Or like "what if Al and Marcy were leaders of respective warring factions?"
To be honest, the premise seems based off the feminist calls for mass murder that were extremely prominent in the 80s.
The big difference is that show was actually funny and entertaining. Also, spoofing those stereotypes hadn't been done to death at that point.
"Oh, love this series! What is this game gonna be?!"
*GENDER WARS*
"...oh no..."
yeah this is the kind of game that you just know the same losers that unironically enjoy disgusting crap like those Super Seducer games would flock to.
@@jacksonteller3973I’ve seen comments on soundtracks and gameplay of this game that confirms that THOSE kinds of people enjoy this. Hell,we’re getting people in this comments section talking about how this needs an updated sequel and how it’s “happening right now”. Sick and tired.
@@Jakepearl13 indeed
@@Jakepearl13I fought in the gender wars...I killed a man with nothing but a purse and some lipstick...I still smell the axe body spray grenades they launched in our pink and sparkly trenches
That title aged VERY well
It was certainly a different time, tho the whole gender war thingy seems more of a last second gimmick, I guess they were like "there are games about alien invasions, world wars, historic battles, what hasn't been done yet??? oh yeah gender wars why not"
I agree. Though, to be honest, it would have worked a LOT better as an RTS game. You know...like Red Alert. Just wit' guys and gals, instead of allies and Soviets.
Same, the premise seems pretty half-assed here. They likely decided the gameplay first and wanted to stand out by putting something "controversial" on it. Or maybe they just thought it was funny on its own. Like a joke that only consists of the word "farts".
@@Cheezitnator It's the late 90s. Everyone wanted to be South Park, no matter if they had the charme or talent.
Just Bad Games returns at long last.
EDIT: Adam, just let Shane pretend he's British for once.
what do you mean 'at long last'? they're last video was only last month
@@synaesthesia2010let's just say some are starved
@@synaesthesia2010Rerez's uploads have become pretty sparse these days.
But I'm okay with that. It's better with quality over quanity, after all.
I'm pretty sure that Playstation cheat was meant to be a joke reference to the fact that this game was supposed to get a PS1 port. Of course considering all of the game's problems, and the devs eventual bankruptcy, you can see why that never happened.
"The female campaign is worse than the make because it's so confusing!"
There's definitely standard marriage jokes in there.
They designed it like that because men are not likely to ask for directions. :P
@@williamcreel1316then shouldn't the male campaign be more confusing? 😉 Since we add to the confusion by not seeking help
@@nthgth Your first mistake was expecting logic in a game called Gender Wars.
@@zephyr8072 totally right
@@nthgth You are exspecting too much effort being put into the stereotypes
The best way this sort of satire could of worked is they should focused on satirising how this Gender Wars concept came about. Think about it. Have the main villains be the governments of the world who are indoctrinating men and women to fight each other for their amusement under the guise of National Service but have both sides coming to the realisation of what's really going on, have them unite against the enemy and take them down.
And end with a ridiculous Utopian Society where men and women are now modern people who get along.
It's never a good sign when I can come up with a more deeper satire than these writers.
@@SanFran51yeah. I frequently "improve" some TV series or film by making up plot twists on the go (while trying to guess how it continues) and then get disappointed the original is less interesting. XD
Be funnier if the good ending was them nuking each other, and the bad ending was everyone getting along.
@@genericname2747 😂😂😂😂 This was hilarious!
It’s 2 sides of x-com level one soldiers fighting for hours. Let that sink in.
Actually it's more resembling of Crusadeer: No Remorse. But it does have X-com vibes. Except X-com was actually pretty good.
Man, Shane just randomly getting this game at a K-Mart, of all things, is just great and on brand.
I can only imagine shane hearing demonic chanting in that Aisle of K-mart and not noticing the foreshadowing XD
K-mart may be dead and gone in North America, but it's still going strong in Australia.
I bet this curiosity of a game would have been sold at my local one, too. In the bargain bin.
@@QJ89 there's still a few stores in the US but not many.
I still remember going into K-Mart. I can only use it for nostalgia now
@@nekonomicon2983 yeah there's only a handful of stores left.
"You give them an inch, they take a mile and I've got six inches here"
AYOO
Didn't even understand what he meant until you typed it out lol
I can just tell from the title of the game and reading the back of the box that this episode is going to be a banger
Gender wars 💀
The title alone makes you question how this even got released
If you mean banging your head against the wall and/or desk.
It was kinda about time for this episode...
This game is making me ask questions about the story I'm positive the developers were not prepared to answer.
They missed an easy joke by making the woman the Martian and not the man and making the woman a Venusian.
The only way this game could possibly be redeemed is if the creator of Marmaduke came out of nowhere and implied that he had repressed violent tendencies.
I wouldn't mind at all, if this game would actually be GOOD. Like uh, imagine Red Alert, but instead of allies and Soviets, it's Men vs. Women. Now _THAT_ would I play all-day-long, because Red Alert was actually DAMN good.
Is there context I'm missing here?
@@heardofrvb There was a season 1 episode of Rick & Morty that basically did the "genders at odds with each other complete with unfunny stereotypes" plot with a subplot involving Morty raising his half-alien son that wanted to destroy everything. The creator of Marmaduke, Brad Anderson, showed up out of nowhere and suggested channeling that energy into creative endeavors. "You didn't think I made Marmaduke with the intention of being _funny,_ did you?"
How to write a terrible Satire.
1. Make fun of a subject you know very little about.
2. Being malicious instead of providing actual wit.
3. Not having anything to say about the subject you are mocking.
You can't really blame'em for Point 1: gender wars wasn't as intense back then as it is now.
@@TheLambdaTeam in britain, after fucking tatcherism was having an intense debate then. that's why the labour party embraced many progressive ideas bosting out conservatives in 1997
@@xXFlameHaze92Xx This isn't supposed to be political. This game was clearly mocking the silly old fashioned concept of Male and female stereotypes..... But it's done rather poorly. Also like to point out that Thatcher was gone by 1990. And The Tories were already starting to get exhausted and knackered five months after winning the 1992 election and fell apart from there.
@@TheLambdaTeam Trouble was by 1996 satire in Britain was already exhausted. Mainly because our government at the time was on life support and basically became beyond satire. Also Spitting Image was gone by then. When Labour took over British Satire actually went quiet for a while because there was nothing left to make fun of.
@@SanFran51 Hahahaha, the fact are you treating something so delicate as gender issues, IS ALREADY POLITICAL. And yes, back then were issued by the Tories and the Labour Party.
I feel sorry for the Kmart employees that had to deal with people who thought they could soil themselves in the store because if that ad
Don't forget Paul Darrow was also the voice of Zarok from MediEvil, an all-time classic for the PSX.
"BUGGER!"
_-Zarok_
I'm not sure if this game is better or worse than any given Reddit or Twitter thread on gender.
Better IMHO.
way better
At least it's theoretically possible to have fun with this game.
At least this game was not created with malice lol
Definitely better. But not buy much.
As a British person that has lived in North America I can confirm our baked beans are inexplicably superior in every way.
They just make them different in England. I don't know what it is!
I want to try British baked beans now.
@@rerez Less molasses and pork salt (or bacon) apparently
@@rerezJust import. It's worth it.
But unless you traveled all over the country, you only had one regions version. Most foods are made incredibly differently, depending on where in the US you are.
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I honestly thought there wasnt a map because "Haha! Men dont believe in asking directions!!"
Nah that would be too high brow commentary for this game lol, I thought that was possibly the case too at first but nope the game is just poorly designed :v
Just a heads up that the dance club portion may cause issues for people who are seizure prone.
“If you wanna talk games, stick to sorry, that verse is worse than your crap on Atari.” Lara Croft
That entire battle went hard
@@CashSwagg9374what's it called?
@@mioko5679 Lara Craft vs. Indiana Jones
" I've been served a full-course meal of chilled Indian voodoo.And they don't even kill as many animals as you do!
...You took 3D to uncharted territory. Now, you’re just in _Uncharted’s_ territory!"
- (pre-cucked) Indiana Jones
Is it supposed to say Sony, or is it referring to the classic board game?
This game is the epitome of the age old question of "But why tho?"
28:30 to be fair, it looks like some kind of a cryogenic room, you can even see frost on the pipes, so I guess they could have made a snowman out of snow.
Oh thank God it's just ice
Poor Frosty...he got shot up pretty good...
"All the subtlety of a bag of feral cats." Now that is quite the imagery.
I like how Shane is going more and more crazy with every episode
ayaya
By the final bad game, he'll transmorph into AVGN.
It's like old The Worst Ever episodes all over again
@@geniuskhan2520 To be honest, this game is a LOT better than most subjects, but as-is, it is indeed BAD.
I mean, I'd play this 1000 times rather than playing Morphman once.
Short trip - block and a half at best...
It's like the devs looked into the future for inspiration, saw Twitter, and went with that without knowing any better.
i'd love a game like this where you get to kill TERFS and neo-nazis.
Eh I'd say this is more like trying to bring back 60s humor & failing MISERABLY.
There'd be a lot crazier stuff here if that were the case.
Not enough furries, if that's the case
@@ExtremeWreckthe 60s were way cleverer
It might make some logical sense for there to be an instant game over if all of your leaders were offed, but... why did they make it an option to put them on the same squad? Devs couldn't have inserted a warning that it'd be a bad idea?
In X-com, it was done much better. If you lose your hi-rank officers, your troops' morale drop badly but once the mission is over, they just elect a new leader.
A lot of games in the 90s it was play and learn to play....no hand holding...seems to be the case here too. Although they also often SOLD guides for games so there is that.
This is rough 90s indie game design. You'd be lucky to find the answers in the manual, let alone anywhere inside the game.
Am I a bad person for thinking that, in theory, that idea could have been fun?
If they had fixed the gameplay and cranked the ridiculousness of the concept up to 11, it could have worked. But by trying to frame this as sci-fi that kind of made sense, they missed the opportunity to go full dumb comedy. Kind of like a Naked gun movie, but about a war between boys and girls. On paper, I think that "full comedy take" might have worked... at least back then.
Because today, if you released a game with that title alone, you would cause the biggest moral outrage on the internet ever. XD
Not a all, i think it would just be a fun goofy game poking fun at both men and women like how southpark might do. I cant say for certain how somthing like this might turn out today. But there’s nothing wrong at abit harmless fun imo. Good to joke and laugh at each other now and then.
Yeah, make the men big dumb action movie stereotypes and jocks, make the women over the top bimbos and just lean into every stereotype imaginable and it could have at least been mildly amusing. As is it really didn't go far enough to be even chuckleworthy.
@@doctabaldheadI loved Constructor and Theme Hospital got their humor and stereotypes. Like your tenants in former as cliches like greasers, slobs, yuppies etc. and you can hire a hippie to harass competition. Latter is more about being wacky with diagnoses and dark humor but it worked well.
I agree, but it's just as hard to pull that off nicely as it is a semi-serious game like this tried to be. Maybe harder because of juggling the joke delivery and the jokes themselves, precisely how far to push the envelope.
They may have even gone for what you're saying and were just *that bad* at executing it.
@@doctabaldheadmaybe different stereotypes could be classes?
I don't think I've ever even been happier to be a patron than an episode that references Blake's 7, Doctor Who, Red Dwarf (which I have an ongoing podcast about) and BEANS ON TOAST. Thank you Shane!
A Red Dwarf podcast you say?? Give me the name I must check it outtt
Red dwarf link please?
I remember seeing ads for this game in magazines back in the 90s, but I never any more than that. Glad I never wasted any money on it.
They clearly saw Crusader: No Remorse, and thought "We can do that better!" And by better, they meant bigger. Bigger maps, more characters to control, more destruction, more stupid humor. But they had no clue what made Crusader good in the first place, so none of it worked. At least the in-game graphics still look nice, I guess.
Yes, this is a _blatant_ Crusadeer: No Remorse ripoff. You know, if they'd try to copy Red Alert for instance, it would have been MUCH better.
Tell them the full story. Tell them how the ads' tagline was "How many women have you SHOT UP today?"
You know, every time you cover a game that precedes the shutting down of its company, you should add it to that graveyard. Make that a running thing, it was actually pretty cool.
I vaguely remember a news article in Electronic Gaming Monthly back in the day. Talking about this game and how It was supposed to be a much grander thing. But the company just worked with what they had. Already made commissions they were already circling the drain during development.
The snowman was definitely ice. That was a freezer, and there was ice everywhere.
Poor Frosty...I felt sorry for him being blown to subatomic particles...
So this is basically a Syndicate clone, but with tired gender based humor?
Wow that's bad
Actually it's moar like a Crusadeer: No Remorse clone.
This is very much a boomer game
@@DanaTheInsane It's not a problem. Dune 2 is also a boomer game - and it's completely awesome.
Tbh, the Idea of a "gender war" Type narrative, where both Sides Take on their worst stereotypes and it's all played For laughs could be really funny.
The good thing about this game is its attention to details. I can't recall how many time I've watched some TV show or game show the inside of a woman's house and stupidly not include the half dozen or so giant neon female gender symbols we keep on the walls. 🙄 Finally something gets it right.
If the game is set in a dystopian future with totalitarianism on both sides, it's kinda acceptable. I mean, in Wolfenstein 3D, there were swastikas around every corner. Oh and Hitler-heads and paintings too. So the developers actually did this right.
We finally feel so seen, sister 💕 lmfao
A LOT of old games have great attention to detail that modern games do not. Heck medal of honor allied assault did things that modern games Don't do well. Grenades and acoustics.
“You got no game boy, so you get the broom quick. The real Ash packs a much bigger broomstick!” Charles Darwin
A game so terrible, it gives you God Mode while suggesting you buy a console this game was never released on.
Well it was during the era of bad gaming.
Oh man, it took until my second rewatching to realize that you guys even edited in the subtitles during the Yoshi's Island bit. I love the dedication to detail on this channel.
I actually remember my nine-year-old self spotting a copy of this on the shelf of our local electronics store. Even then I was like, "This is the dumbest-sounding thing ever."
Only reason why I know this game exists is because Bloober Team apparently pitched a seemingly unrelated game with a similar premise as well as the same name a while back only to get turned down by every publisher they contacted.
Oof. Something that awful sounds like something Bloober Team would do.
it’s a crime you don’t have a million subscribers yet your content is so good you deserve it
Kind of feel like I need a shower after learning this game exists. Even Duke Nukem would not approve.
Duke Nukem would be kickin' ass, and chewin' bubble-gum! And he is all outta gum...
@@TheLambdaTeam Damn right he would. Hail to the King, baby.
I think a fundamental issue with this game's concept is just that it has all the material and comedic potential of a single episode of south park crammed into a 10+ hour strategy game with multiple campaigns. Even if its sense of humor wasn't so on-the-nose and unprofessional in how it used satire, it would take some very complex and constant storytelling to avoid feeling stale and actually do something with its premise. In its final state of just being a series of objectives without much narrative beyond that, it's just a single dry, not that funny joke told over and over again.
That feels like it would have been obvious the morning after your drunk and high brainstorming when you read over the plot and were like "wow this is dumb."
Or, they could have make it a pr0n game instead.
dealing with glitches in old DOS game is a right of passage. Dealt with it with Crusader: No Remorse
Gotta love when DOS4GW shts its pants and the game bombs you out with fifty lines of code 😂😂🤣
Whoever came up with that monstrousity should be forced to play Hong Kong 97 for all eternity.
Red Dwarf is possibly the finest comedy ever. It's tied with the second season of Blackadder.
Saw it on PBS years ago.😂
I never watched Red Dwarf. The books, on the other hand, were effin' great.
Red Dwarf was hilariously awesome.
Wow, "No Way" 0:54 😯
With the line "Almost Everything Can Be Blown Up." As a selling point in the game add you'd think this would have sold like hotcakes.
😆👍
My favorite part of this series is that when they say "It's just BAD" at the end of the episode it always feels really satisfying.
That interview between the sexes around the 3 minute mark was not out of place in the radio talks show from mid 00's GTA game. Kinda want to listen to it more and hopefully I can find it here.
And the dev team has a sort of number in their name was already sign that they're from Europe.
yeah kinda wish the game had subtitles so I could hear a damn word they were saying
GTA would have done it better. It's never been subtle admittedly but they always highlight how their real target is how the media presents debates like that, rather than whatever point the debaters are making (and they're sure to trash the loudest voices on both sides). This game couldn't even get that much right. They were too busy making their edgy point.
@@medes5597 GTA does mostly come down on mocking right-wingers in the latter games though since they're the fascists.
@@jacksonteller3973 there's a lot of anti Thatcher stuff in GTA London that I suspect Americans missed (or likely just didnt play 1,2 and London) as its not obvious. But they've always had their own views and they've always clearly had more contempt for the right.
But I'd argue the fact they actually have a point of view makes their satire stronger than what gender wars was trying. Their clear point of view allows them to satirise both sides of the culture war whilst almost making it clear to men's rights activists "we're definitely not on your side". Gender wars was trying to have it's cake and eat it by having no opinion snd still send up both sides. Which isn't as strong because you have nothing to say apart from the edgiest nonsense you can find from both perspectives. Which ultimately isn't particularly interesting.
@@medes5597 never played any of the GTA games before part 3 so I never noticed that. Only one side of the culture war is truly toxic and it's the one that literally tried to overthrow democracy itself and is promoting eradicating trans people(not exaggeration)and promoting hateful nonsense about minorities and trying to punish women.
Thank you for introducing me to the "shipped my parents" commercial. May Kmart rest in peace.
rest in peace? what you talking about .. kmart is literally still a thing?
@@LiEnbySometimes we can still hear it's voice
I like the weirdly animated Churchill AVRE for the intro!...also my grandma use to work at a Kmart in the early 2000s, I got lots of weird videogames and nerf guns for massive discounts because of it.
You know it's gonna be... interesting just from the title alone.
You gotta admit: the game's premise _was_ prophetic...
Considering Shane actually bought this game, I was totally expecting The Ghost to show up..
Guys, please continue doing those videos you used to do about the good games and what they did right, not just because I liked those too, but I genuinely worry about your sanity. Seriously. Video games from all eras is a passion we have because of the artistry behind the pioneers and gems on the market, and I cannot possibly imagine that wading through the dregs of video game history strengthens that passion at all.
Man, imagine if this was released today...
Side note: The uh... "spunky"... Snowman genuinely left me nauseous. Thanks for showing that!
No need for that. We can play this "game" IRL now.
the quartering and many "moderate" gamers will defend it
Poor Frosty...what did it do to deserve this... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@xXFlameHaze92Xx And every liberal will screech because there's less than a hundred thousand genders.
I'd either think it was based or embarrassing depending on how it'd be handled. Either way, I'd like to see if someone would have the balls to pull it off.
Imagine making an interview with a former 8th day developer.
The moment we learned the title being “Gender Wars”, we all knew how it will all go to hell.
28:30 Ah but Shane, those... Uh... White liquids... need to be stored at extreme freezing temperatures, specifically around Minus 200 Celsius.
And as you can see, the entire room is covered in frost, most of them have a white jagged texture above them that looks like frost.
So, yeah, you're fighting a war inside a Walk in Freezer full of... White liquid...
Poor Frosty, what did he do to meet such a gruesome fate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This game squirmed so that Carmaggedon and Postal could reek.
At least postal hated EVERYONE
@@Jakepearl13 Postal is great, first one is just guy going psycho and a good arcade twin-stick shooter with unusual for the era level editor... Second is satire, and to this day one of the best sandbox games ever made. It's from the era of experimental unusual first person shooters that still tried something new before everyone copied Call of Duty modern warfare. The era between Red Faction, Soldier of Fortune and up to Stalker was nice. Then it all turned multiplayer.
For Carmageddob: More like this mess of a game came so cars could leave red streaks. Mutually targeted streaks.
I’m only 4 mins in and I’m wondering…
HOW DID THIS SURVIVE PAST THE INITIAL PREMISE, LET ALONE GET RELEASED?!?
the 90s PC gaming market was pretty much the wild west, anything went on there as it received a lot less attention from the moral guardians compared to the console market since it was assumed most PC gamers were adults.
People were built different back then. Also the Internet wasn't as ubiquitous as it is, so if a Karen saw this game there wasn't a Twitter she could run to and cancel everyone involved
@@kyler247 spare me troll, people who rightfully take issue with this games dumb premise are not Karens, and cancel culture isn't a real thing(the continued existence of Faux News and Clarence Thomas and Alito still being on SCOTUS in spite of their rampant corruption is proof enough of that).
no they were not "built different" this crap was never OK@@kyler247
@@kyler247 No, as i remember they were even more paranoid when are videogames related, not so far before where the PR disaster of the Classification board of videogames due to many parents thought Doom, Mortal Kombat and Night Trap went too far
The “ship my pants” Kmart ad is more entertaining than this game lol
I'm kind of genuinely surprised that this game didn't just exclude a map from the male path because of "hehe men don't use maps or ask for directions"... Feels like that's about the level of humor they went with
27:42 Technically, you could hand-wave this point away with the headcanon that they're anime waifu posters... but even with the 90s graphics, it's pretty obvious that the posters are pixelated Baywatch pinups.
God bless pinups.
I played a similar game to this, called Dominus. It was more of a Dungeon Keeper clone, but it expected your to create spells make traps, hire and upgrade creatures, and capture and interrogate enemies while defending your tower from multiple fronts. And all that in bloody REAL TIME! Yes enemy armies keep advancing even while you research or torture a prisoner. Needless to say, as much as I liked the idea and the graphics I could never ever finish or win it.
Sounds like Dune 2000 on "Impossible" setting...
2 weeks before my annual leave. Thanks rerez. Will be watching this when I start my vacation extensively.
Annual leave? Are you a fellow postal employee? Just wondering cause not many jobs call it annual leave. 😅
@@tjkhanks government employee where i live. public healthcare.
@hinokassimp7734 ahh, OK. I guess Governments all call it annual leave. Well, have a great time on your leave. 😊
They make you take it all at once, once for the whole year?
If I had to do that, when I came back half the stuff at my job would be different and I'd have to relearn it! And probably go through like 2500 emails
This game is as subtle as the early 2000s Playstation magazines.
This is a Caddicarus reference?
You got it.@@AluminumFusion22
nice mention of red dwarf smeghead😎
Kmart still exists in Australia
I did not know that!
This one feels like it's going to be dangerous
I have this sneaky feeling that the developers foresaw what was happening today...
@@TheLambdaTeam even then the gender discussion was already on full throtle, its not something recent.
@@xXFlameHaze92Xx What I mean is, back then, there was no "incelterrorism", killallmen, turbofeminism, redpill and the likes. The chasm between the two sexes weren't as big as it is now.
Well to quote my favorite superhero duck "LETS GET DANGEROUS "..... actually let's not
@@TheLambdaTeamSo sad seeing all the people drafted into the gender wars. When will the bloodshed end
this game was so obsolete, yet so ahead of its time at the same time, it's mindblowing
They knew.
@@TheLambdaTeam no troll
not really no, it's just lazy writing.
The predicted the future indeed, there was never a bigger divide between men and women as now. Its like watching the simpsons in 2023 and looking how the predicted this would happen in 2009 xD.
@@maxnum1sgameclub263 You gotta admit: it's kind of disturbing. They knew what will be happening.
Kinda reminds me of Hong Kong 97, in which Deng Xiaoping's death was predicted.
OMG Crusader: No Remorse and No Regret. What a random memory you managed to drag up for me. They were great for the time I thought. Some enemies gave me Robocop vibes, which was one of my favorite movies, and being a Star Wars fan I had fun pretending I was playing the only Stormtrooper that had decent aim. XD It even had little easter eggs like Music changes and Visual changes based on the date (Typical holidays) and funny cheat codes. I had many fun hours playing those 2.... wonder if I got the disks lay around in their box still.....
Honestly still one of my favourite games, even if it is just the damn _vibes_ that game had. Incredible music, addictive gameplay, great violence, it was awesome
@@billhicks8 I'm genuinely surprised how many people remember this series! 😄 Yet in the younger days I couldn't find anyone who knew it, let alone played it.
The Ship My Pants commercial literally never gets old
Good to see a fellow Smeghead.
Kmart is still pretty big in Australia, it is definitely a household name for a shop that has just about everything.
Thanks! Love this series. Now to watch some old videos again. Keep uhm coming!
We’re glad you like the show!
Red dwarf is brilliant and funnily enough they did do a fender bender episode that was actually really good and did a really awesome way of showing how men would have been treated and it was brilliant seeing how they felt uncomfortable and disgusted and lister pointed out how the way Rimmer felt towards his female counterpart is exactly how he treated women in their universe. I highly recommend to see the episode it’s eye opening
Agreed, that episode was a good one. Now, would you like a wormdo?
Gender Wars sounds like a terf parody of Star Wars.
Gender Wars just dropped a new update: there's a third campaign now.
Good thing I started watching some older videos. It got me very well prepared for this. That said, "Gender Wars".... what's the worst that can happen? Oh boy....
yeah you just know the worst kinds of people LOVE this game.
@@jacksonteller3973the absolute WORST
What's the worst that could happen? I guess you might ship your pants.
I'm glad you guys are injecting some variety into the thumbnails of your videos by yet again using a drawing of a character with their mouth open and a wiggly tongue sticking out.
Oh brother that title aged HORRIBLY
Aged like milk.
@@rerez aged like mouldy tomatoes.
Oh hell, I had this game. I forgot all about it. I’m not surprised why.
I've been so hungry for a new Just Bad episode I've been rewatching all of your previous ones in order (twice) so I am PUMPED for this one seeing as it's over 30 minutes!
Also, really, reaaaaaally hoping you guys do one on Sonic 06 at some point in the future. I know (and like) that you typically do lesser known games, and the game's pretty well known as one of the worst Sonic games, but it's got soooo much to pull from I think a video from you guys would destroy me.
I'd much rather they do the lesser known Metal Slug 2006 as not many people know about it, it's Metal Slugs attempt to go 3-D with cheesy voice-acting and a totally insane story. It bombed so badly it never got released outside of Japan(though one was clearly planned as the menus and voice-acting are all in English).
I'd be curious to see their take on Star Fox Adventures. It's not _bad_ but it's very unfinished.
@@renakunisaki Some people think it is bad, I think it's average, for me Sticker Star is an outright bad Nintendo game.
Sonic 06 genuinely has passion behind it, but Sega rushed it out the gate. Dead horse which has been beaten into oblivion
This game flew so under the radar I didn’t know this video existed till today.
In an age where I can’t stand Crowder or Sarkisian, now there is a game where the worst of their fans can fight each other.
Legend has it that they duke it out in this very comments section
@@Jakepearl13 Anita at least has good intentions even if she's sometimes wrong, she actually has a pretty good new show on Nebula about events like that 2004 Half Time Show nip-slip. Crowder is just a neo-nazi sicko whose one claim to fame is briefly voicing "The Brain" on Arthur(and in high school he apparently used the fact that he voiced a canonically black character as an excuse to use the N-word all the time).
@@jacksonteller3973 hmmmm, I’ll have to check it out.
@@Jakepearl13 Believe it or not, there's actually more people defending pineapples on pizza.
They should have just gotten all their material from Married With Children. Bring out the big guns.