Where I've Been & Where I'm Going (A full explanation for those curious)

A bit lengthy, but long overdue. If you've been wondering where I've been and what's happened since around 2015, this video is for you. Please take it dead serious and be respectful. I'm a notorious recluse and this one is actually important. Thank you. And here, we, go...
Unrelated: THE MAN! / @jamesblackwoodraccoon...
Calm down and watch some incredibly adorable and polite raccoons! (Simon is my personal favorite).
EDIT: Wow. I'm a bit overwhelmed by the responses so far. I'll get to replying, but holy shit, I'm getting a bit emotional right now and probably need to logout for the night. Love you guys!