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  • @ellaapril194
    @ellaapril194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    >tries to find bread tin in oven
    >finds Double Dragon instead
    It's really never a dull moment in Ashens' house.

  • @HalfwayBeret
    @HalfwayBeret 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3295

    The prospect of two British people trying to guess who Larry the Cable Guy is is seriously one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    • @SunburntRock89
      @SunburntRock89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      HalfwayBeret Larry the Cable guy is Mater from cars... According to Google anyway

    • @shadowmancerdusk5955
      @shadowmancerdusk5955 10 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Guitar Dome. Instant classic

    • @Luna.Starlight.Eclipse
      @Luna.Starlight.Eclipse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SunburntRock89 :o sad onion!

    • @SunburntRock89
      @SunburntRock89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +joshdm1986 yeah i know

    • @EmperorKrow
      @EmperorKrow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      when they first read his hat "Guitar Dome", i woke my roommate up i was laughing so hard

  • @sonters
    @sonters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    *Dan laughing*
    "What is that?!"
    *Stuart, slightly panicked*
    "THAT'S DOUBLE DRAGON!"

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I always keep a copy of double dragon in the oven.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      KNEAD THE DOUGH
      THE DOUGH OF THE DRAGON
      BAKE THE LOAF
      THE LOAF OF THE DRAGON

  • @sarahmathias9463
    @sarahmathias9463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    the “here’s an annotation” to dan’s channel gets funnier with every passing year after youtube’s removal of annotations

    • @oliverlindsay2659
      @oliverlindsay2659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Akasha Posegate still funny

    • @bluesquadron8667
      @bluesquadron8667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@oliverlindsay2659 still funny

    • @thecompanionnoob1408
      @thecompanionnoob1408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bluesquadron8667 still funny

    • @ps2slim
      @ps2slim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thecompanionnoob1408 still funny

    • @andrewmorrice9139
      @andrewmorrice9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I turned them off years ago anyway. I found them distracting.

  • @gobsmackednumpty8927
    @gobsmackednumpty8927 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    A normal person: Oh no! I left the cookies in the oven!
    Ashens: Oh no! I left an 80's arcade game in the oven!

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      That's a guy who made a book saying 'Shades of Grey' 50,000 times for you.

    • @gobsmackednumpty8927
      @gobsmackednumpty8927 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      josh kirby yep, that's ashens

    • @esoopthederp7672
      @esoopthederp7672 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +josh kirby then sold it on ebay/amazon (im not sure which)

    • @fujifilm5127
      @fujifilm5127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      no it'd be "oh no! iv'e left a can of speggettios in a locker for 30 years!"
      "Bon appeitit"

    • @jmiemcntee
      @jmiemcntee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GobsmackedNumpty I just subbed cuz of the mr bean

  • @WillHandwilljan
    @WillHandwilljan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Hearing "git r dun" in a British accent just made my week!

    • @Zach-h2l
      @Zach-h2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sassy The Sasquatch yeah it's cool sometimes when there's some peculiar regional way of saying something in america, and it's the same in the UK and vice versa

    • @JoeBleasdaleReal
      @JoeBleasdaleReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *West country accent

    • @curt6926
      @curt6926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JoeBleasdaleReal mate he's from Norfolk

    • @hexoslaya3696
      @hexoslaya3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@curt6926 … and putting on a West Country accent.

    • @captainvsk
      @captainvsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And surprisingly it sounded just about right

  • @frosttea3759
    @frosttea3759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    "You have to imagine that America is like 50 separate countries glued together."
    That's actually a pretty fair description.

    • @DDBurnett1
      @DDBurnett1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That is basically the idea.

    • @gilgammesh1
      @gilgammesh1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Basically what the EU wants to become. And yes i am British. A Racist Brit according to the remainers.

    • @RicoSalamander
      @RicoSalamander 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Chef Excellence As a pretty liberal American, I would've voted to leave as well.

    • @JAWZxz
      @JAWZxz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +Pompous Prique you know literally nothing about the EU or British politics. fuck off

    • @onyxtay7246
      @onyxtay7246 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Except we all get together to decide who will run the country, and then everyone fights, and the least qualified person is in put in charge to punish us. I think that's the idea anyways. Its the only way to explain why we got these choices in the election.
      Oh we also completely ignore the people who make the laws, and so nothing is ever done to protect our rights other than the odd decision in court. The more I understand politics the more I hate people.

  • @DarthPerkins
    @DarthPerkins 8 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    Larry the Cable guy is a German mathematician, astronomer, and astrologer; a key figure in the 17th century scientific revolution, he is best known for his laws of planetary motion.
    I think my Wikipedia app may be faulty.

    • @TheRadPlayer
      @TheRadPlayer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I think wikipedia confused Larry the Cable Guy for Gottfried Liebniz.

    • @noggie
      @noggie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      TheRadPlayer Or maybe the rest of the world did.

    • @TheGreatBryan25
      @TheGreatBryan25 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lee Perkins maybe it knows something we don't... Larry the Cable Guy, Time Lord.

    • @rockerseven
      @rockerseven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those are just alternative facts.

    • @inferno7181
      @inferno7181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd like to remind you before the debate that CNN cried the hypocritical term (for them) fake news first.

  • @MysticJhn
    @MysticJhn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    One problem you had with the beer bread is, I believe, you used a 500 ml can of beer.
    The standard American can size is 12 oz, which is only about 355 ml, which is what the beer bread intends for you to use.
    If you used that whole can, it's no wonder it tastes off.
    Just too much liquid.

    • @ChrissehCat
      @ChrissehCat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +MysticJhn I was thinking the same thing! Waaay too much liquid in that batter XD

    • @ditto56789
      @ditto56789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Im sure there are tall boys in America.

    • @ChrissehCat
      @ChrissehCat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      There are, but the most common beers come in 12 oz cans. So if a recipe says "Add a can of beer", that's what you'd assume.

    • @SlyPearTree
      @SlyPearTree 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yep, as soon as I saw that tall can of beer I knew they were in trouble. It did look better than I thought it would though, Did the instructions specified a lager? I think I would try a sweeter beer if I ever got a hold or one of these beer bread mix, maybe a Newcastle. If the results were good than I would try I higher quality Belgian beer maybe.

    • @rockerseven
      @rockerseven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You have to remember though this product is aimed at the average American. Which means they will be using cans of Bud or Coors.

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    Watching the English try to figure out Larry the Cable Guy is hilarious.

    • @elliescargill2353
      @elliescargill2353 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He's Mater from Cars isn't he?

    • @StasherDragon
      @StasherDragon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Ellie Scargill (EllieHasATH-cam) Yes.

    • @Leecam27
      @Leecam27 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're easily amused then

    • @MurkyMambo
      @MurkyMambo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +tman008 That patron saint of trailer trash.

    • @blerpsnurp6526
      @blerpsnurp6526 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Watching Americans doing general math amuses me.

  • @helpimarock66
    @helpimarock66 9 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "Twenty One? Is this from Saudi Arabia??" - so funny

  • @STDrepository
    @STDrepository 8 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Dan's voice sounds so innocent and naive. And you are forcing him to eat vomit inducing jelly beans.

  • @thecatherd
    @thecatherd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    In case anyone just happened to be wondering, oligofructose is a medium-sized sugar chain. It's longer than fructose on its own so you don't burn all the sugar in one go, but shorter than starch-like molecules which usually end up being stored for later use.
    It's pretty good stuff for concentration and energy throughout the day, hence it was chosen for a school bar.

    • @markpenrice6253
      @markpenrice6253 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But how well does it crystallise?

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks you fucking nerd xD

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So is it a monosacharride or a disacharride?

    • @RealRedRabbit
      @RealRedRabbit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think anyone happened to be wondering, but thank you none the less.

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was.

  • @Mythricia1988
    @Mythricia1988 9 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Watching a left hand and a right hand trying to cooperate but somehow failing is for some reason deeply disturbing.....

    • @gwelch399
      @gwelch399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Like a child watching a puppet show about his parents getting a divorce.

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's like watching thing and a relative! XD

    • @Red_Schuhart
      @Red_Schuhart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lets hope you never have to witness the aftermath of a split brain surgery

    • @FloydGerman
      @FloydGerman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IVE SEEN THAT AND ITS JUST LIKE THIS

    • @randomperson9164
      @randomperson9164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alternatively, someone with DID fighting an alter for control of one hand, giving up, and then trying to do it together.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Spicy Spice" sounds like the unholy abomination created when you combine every Spice Girl into one giant Spice Girl who will surely devour us all

  • @jamesbarnousky1270
    @jamesbarnousky1270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I will always come back to this video just to hear
    "DAAAAN, bread."

    • @heyoitskram5748
      @heyoitskram5748 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What, the DAAAAAN, Bread and not the double dragon oven incident

  • @actionvolcano
    @actionvolcano 9 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    "He has a hat that says "guitar done". Oh my fucking god I'm dead

    • @Colorband
      @Colorband 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      +actionvolcano It's Guitar Dome, not guitar done.

    • @Morris.Andrew
      @Morris.Andrew 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +T.Y. Netees you moron it says Get-R-Done go look back in the video dumb ass. lol

    • @Colorband
      @Colorband 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Andy Gamer1337 No, but he said Guitar Dome, not Guitar Done. I know my L.T.C.G.- at least, the bare minimum,

    • @lordofthepizzapie9319
      @lordofthepizzapie9319 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +actionvolcano R.I.P

    • @Cyber1Foxen
      @Cyber1Foxen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is the hat lmao

  • @Ignonym
    @Ignonym 9 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    "50 separate countries glued together" is about right, actually.

    • @JSlaffter
      @JSlaffter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Beats us in the UK, we've only got 3 and a half..

    • @jglitch0
      @jglitch0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Jack Slaughter 40 something of our states are shit to live in you have to practically go out to the middle of no where to enjoy "american freedom"

    • @88Mobius
      @88Mobius 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jonathan Hughes No joke!

    • @bakuya99
      @bakuya99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jglitch0 I know right... Out in the middle of no where usa nothing to worry about at all.

    • @GamersCharisma
      @GamersCharisma 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jonathan Hughes I thought that, came to the comments, and saw you already put it here. It literally is almost exactly what it is, a bunch of states laws, with a few federal laws to tie everything together.

  • @wolfinator754
    @wolfinator754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "I can't believe you put Double Dragon in the oven."

  • @aryasuri9421
    @aryasuri9421 8 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Breaking Bread. A show about two guys who get wrongfully arrested when two policemen undercover as girl scouts catch them using Larry the Cable Guy's Beer Bread bread mistaking it for cocaine. Ironically, Dan and Ashens actually become drug addicts in prison, and the show is an account of their trials and tribulations and being high until they
    **Spoilers**
    finally realise that they were snorting bread mix all the while.

    • @aryasuri9421
      @aryasuri9421 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Plot twist- The bread mix turns out to be *more* dangerous than cocaine and they subsequently die of an overdose. They then ascend to heaven where Chef Excellence fuses with Dan and drags ashens to the depths of hell where he is forever forced to watch Tooth Fairy 2 and listen to stand up comedy by Larry the Cable Guy all while being force fed food items from the Git-R-Dun range, left begging for the sweet sweet taste of rotten egg jelly beans.

    • @billl5297
      @billl5297 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my life is complete

    • @TheGreatBryan25
      @TheGreatBryan25 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Arya Suri 10/10 would binge watch.

    • @SteveDaBartender
      @SteveDaBartender 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about **Baking Bread**?

    • @tktru
      @tktru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And don’t forget the spin-off series Better Call Paul (and Eli)

  • @Диего_де_ла_Вега
    @Диего_де_ла_Вега 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You know you're in the kitchen of a real chef when there's a tiny Londo Mollari on the counter and a double dragon board in the oven.

  • @s33eragon
    @s33eragon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "i was injecting cider directly into my eye when i was seven" neat

  • @JiltedPecan
    @JiltedPecan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I've never made beer bread, but as someone who bakes a lot I'd say the reason it was so spongy was because European beer cans are bigger than american ones, and therefore they used too much beer

    • @md_vandenberg
      @md_vandenberg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That size of beer can is readily available here in the States.

    • @tarkitarker0815
      @tarkitarker0815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jason Lee lmao, it could easily be just the case that that person may legitimate just drinks bottles.

    • @fshoaps
      @fshoaps ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those beer sizes are incredibly common in the USA.

    • @SamnissArandeen
      @SamnissArandeen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@md_vandenbergYeah, but the common one is about ⅔ that size. You have to specify the Tallboy cans in the US.

  • @bradeng7158
    @bradeng7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I don't know why, but this video is like a warm hug.

  • @NyanBi
    @NyanBi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    As an American, listening to them try to pronounce "Git-r-done" was fucking hilarious

  • @nakedmongoose123
    @nakedmongoose123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    you're kinda right about america being like 50 different countries lol. when traveling state to state the people are different, the laws are different, you may be treated different depending where you're from and where you are. etc

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nakedmongoose123
      US might as well be considered a sovereign state of 50 countries.

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially after what Trump has done to the place. Utter disgrace.

    • @eiaboca1
      @eiaboca1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wouldn't say 50 though. It's like maybe 15-20. Regions are similar, and then the cities.

    • @brianbates3146
      @brianbates3146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@looksirdroids9134 TDS

  • @KARR5000
    @KARR5000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Loaded mashed potatoes, loaded with what"
    "Gunpowder"
    the best part is that he's not far off XD

  • @Redmanb11
    @Redmanb11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    School bar is basically apple.rar.

    • @omegafoxie7707
      @omegafoxie7707 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Redmanb11_87 Apple.RAR.?
      Ehm ok. School Bar = A virtual File Archive named Apple.
      Seems legit

    • @Redmanb11
      @Redmanb11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Apple.rar is compressed apples I guess.

    • @omegafoxie7707
      @omegafoxie7707 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Redmanb11_87
      Higly Concentrated Apple Juice i guess!

    • @KingBongHogger
      @KingBongHogger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Redmanb11_87 laaaaaame

    • @Redmanb11
      @Redmanb11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      u wot m8?

  • @sophieholdsworth9240
    @sophieholdsworth9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Everybody likes bacon, Dan!"
    And Dan promptly went vegan to avoid having to do this shit again

  • @ceiling_carpet5505
    @ceiling_carpet5505 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The bread mix actually looked like drugs.
    Stu and Dan star in... Breaking Bread

    • @ceciiivie
      @ceciiivie 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why hasn't it happened yet

    • @Sir.Galachad
      @Sir.Galachad 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Baking bread

    • @whosformining
      @whosformining 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get out.

    • @kermit8173
      @kermit8173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ceiling_carpet in guessing they eat a lot in breaking bread.... Budum tsh

    • @XYZB0RG
      @XYZB0RG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​ @digdigdigman nope this time it's certainly breaking

  • @LazerBear42
    @LazerBear42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Most people hide booze or something in the oven."
    No, Stuart, most people cook with the oven.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not if you're single, male, and British.
      Speaking of, I think my vodka's cooked to a turn. Back in a bit...

  • @RestrictedRican
    @RestrictedRican 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I died on the inside presumably from laughter when I heard the term Get r done pronounced "Guitar-Dome" lmaoooooooooooo

  • @OlEgSaS32
    @OlEgSaS32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Its actually kind of amazing how accurate ashens guesses on larry the cable guy are given that he knows nothing about him, his impression when he said "you gotta try it it" is about 80% accurate, and he's right about him being a comedy person

  • @quickattackfilms7923
    @quickattackfilms7923 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    From my experience with beer bread (It's an actual thing, not just something Larry invented lol), you're not supposed to taste the beer. It usually just cooks out. You guys put way too much beer in there lol The can you used is about twice the size of an average beer can in the US. Not your fault, they probably should have specified on the box.

    • @NeoSaturos123
      @NeoSaturos123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Quick Attack Films I thought half a litre is the beer can size all over the world.

    • @quickattackfilms7923
      @quickattackfilms7923 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** Nah, here in the US, it's 335 ml.

    • @setogod
      @setogod 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quick Attack Films we dont even have those size i dont think i was also thinking that as i knew that the us cans where a lot smaller but i just guessed you also had the bigger one to buy also

    • @AdhamOhm
      @AdhamOhm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      setogod We have half-litre cans (actually 16 ounces which is about 0.48L) which are available single or in packs of 4, but the standard is 12 ounce (or 0.33L).
      Which is confusing because everything else we eat and drink is massive, but our beers are small.

  • @dboyslcjuggalo
    @dboyslcjuggalo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "that can of lager could have been sold at a profit to a teenager" best line ever

  • @acceptnosubstitutions4353
    @acceptnosubstitutions4353 9 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    _"It tastes like fat and salt"_
    /v/ in a nutshell.

    • @adamkaban8507
      @adamkaban8507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bethesda in a nutshell

    • @zombieneith7
      @zombieneith7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Turtles in a half shell

    • @datura3638
      @datura3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zombieneith7 turtle power

  • @BledWh1te
    @BledWh1te 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I would love a series of Ashens and Dan experimenting with assorted buy and bake products from around the world.

  • @ozzacassiepophart6349
    @ozzacassiepophart6349 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favorite part of the video was, “ha ha ha! Do you know what’s in the oven? ““What. ““Oh fuck! Ha ha ha! Shit!

  • @JeffyLB
    @JeffyLB 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It gives such happy feelings to see that there are so many people who don't know who Larry The Cable Guy is

    • @DuckyWeeze
      @DuckyWeeze 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can you not know.

    • @DuckyWeeze
      @DuckyWeeze 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My grammar skills, I ask a question but end the question with a period.

    • @LuigiGodzillaGirl
      @LuigiGodzillaGirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      daniel gigs
      Just because a comedian or celebrity is known in one country doesn't necessarily mean he/she is known in other countries.

    • @DarthKato
      @DarthKato 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish I didn't..... =(

    • @DuckyWeeze
      @DuckyWeeze 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry, I forgot sarcasm can't be noticed by text ( even tho I hate sig sarcasm via text) I only found out about him because my dad showed me some Stan up he does. He isn't that great, but it isn't bad.

  • @daniashton2307
    @daniashton2307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    school bars were a part of my childhood. notorious for not being able to open the package

  • @RandaRoc
    @RandaRoc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    As an american, the commentary on Americans was making me laugh..I also forgot the drinking age is lower in europe/the uk..yes it's 21 here!

    • @UrsaFrank
      @UrsaFrank 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In the UK you have to be 18 to buy alcohol but there is no age restriction to drink as long as an adult is with you.

    • @DjShadFox
      @DjShadFox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On Malta you have to be 16 to buy alcohol. They won't sell you every type of booze, though, there are some restrictions on the percentage of the spirits.

    • @thundermage97
      @thundermage97 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DonpatchXD But it's illegal to supply an under 18 with alcohol so it's impossible for an under 18 to drink alcohol without at least one person breaking the law.

    • @UrsaFrank
      @UrsaFrank 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Google "UK Drinking laws"

    • @bladepanthera
      @bladepanthera 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmgtfy:
      It is not illegal:
      For someone over 18 to buy a child over 16 beer, wine or cider if they are eating a table meal together in licensed premises.
      For a child aged five to 16 to drink alcohol at home or on other private premises.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Having the box labelled with pictures for the illiterate is a clear example of knowing one's target audience.

    • @UnlicensedOkie
      @UnlicensedOkie 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ChickenPika it's a character

    • @drownsinkoolaid4203
      @drownsinkoolaid4203 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ChickenPika He's doing it for the people that live in Kentucky.
      Hickok45 ref :D

    • @fshoaps
      @fshoaps ปีที่แล้ว

      The joke is haha white working class people. Larry The Cable Guy is making fun of the stereotypes. The fact you are taking it seriously, and acting as if it’s not ironic, makes you seem epically foolish.

  • @Shinx990
    @Shinx990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ashens and Dan should do every food special together. They're bloody brilliant! If you disagree, watch the Trekking burger then come back.

  • @skudzer1985
    @skudzer1985 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Guitar Dome" lolz

  • @IsaacRussell707
    @IsaacRussell707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Isn't Larry the Cable Guy the voice of Mater in Pixar's movie Cars?

    • @melatoninqueen6914
      @melatoninqueen6914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Isaac Russell yes

    • @dr.pepper9893
      @dr.pepper9893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correct

    • @orwellianson
      @orwellianson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadly yes.

    • @spookyboob5611
      @spookyboob5611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Popular in the media but not with the public"
      I can only think of Blobby.
      *Shivers*

    • @The73MPL4R
      @The73MPL4R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's also a stand-up comedian (at least I think he still does that)

  • @M070RG0A7
    @M070RG0A7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how you see Larry the Cable Guy and figure that he's Welsh.

  • @voxlvalyx
    @voxlvalyx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    You've never heard of Larry the Cable Guy?
    I envy you.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Believe it or not there are countries outside the US! :)

    • @MrFunreal
      @MrFunreal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      nobody outside the United States of Ass know him.

    • @voxlvalyx
      @voxlvalyx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mr Funreal in case you hadn't noticed, my comment was sarcastic, hence the "I envy you" appended to the end.

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      BenjaminGoose Anything for an excuse to bring up America vs. Country X on an ashens video. :l

    • @MultiHydralisk
      @MultiHydralisk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheArnoldification
      It never gets old. XD

  • @bbwfiona
    @bbwfiona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hearing a British person say 'git-r-done' with a west country accent just made my fucking year.

  • @TorutheRedFox
    @TorutheRedFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    ashens: "here's an annotation"
    TH-cam: LOL NO

  • @willsmith5579
    @willsmith5579 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    geovanni's lobster spread, team rocket have really fallen from grace

    • @Eridu
      @Eridu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will Smith shakspire

    • @leontarmann3449
      @leontarmann3449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, after being defeated he decides to smash the rest of the stolen Pokemon into a paste, and here we are.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, they gotta eat something, and I haven't seen anything besides humans and pokemon in that world...

  • @papayer
    @papayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I feel like Ashens putting double dragon in his oven is his natural response to jontron putting dinocity in his dishwasher.

  • @theodorelehman
    @theodorelehman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Loaded mashed potatoes? Loaded with what?"
    "Probably gunpowder."
    Dan's got us figured out.

  • @VenerableEvil
    @VenerableEvil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "You have to imagine America is like 50 different countries glued together"
    That's actually more true than you think...

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      50 very samey countries with the same president, same language, same sports teams, mostly similar laws, same media, same holidays etc

    • @ImOblivious
      @ImOblivious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Blakbox92 euro detected

  • @grmpf
    @grmpf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I sometimes return to this video for the immortal moments of "Guitar Dome" and the thing-in-the-oven incident.

    • @jeeves_uk
      @jeeves_uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "you git r dun boy"

  • @sdewey4152
    @sdewey4152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Thank God you didn't give Double Dragon the heat, that would've been a waste!

  • @RyuakiraX
    @RyuakiraX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "It's like eating a million apples. And a million newspapers."
    Freakin recoiled over that.

  • @natvanrooyen
    @natvanrooyen ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Ashen’s walking away with double dragon saying now they know why I have an ex girlfriend 😂😂😂

  • @BasedAri
    @BasedAri 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I lost it at "Spice, spicy spice.".

  • @crabman3144
    @crabman3144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ahh, yes, the first step of Dan turning into Chef Excellence. An excellent inception.

  • @psychsoma
    @psychsoma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Loaded" means the mashed potatoes have cheese, bacon/bacon flavored bits, chives, and sour cream.

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And you ruined the joke

    • @golden-sun
      @golden-sun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Extremely Moist lmao

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TisIKingLlywy that actually sounds nice as hell

    • @killermemesatareasonablepr9707
      @killermemesatareasonablepr9707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A good loaded baked potato makes me Extremely Moist

    • @Janinex98
      @Janinex98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all things that should never touch mashed potato. the only thing i like in mashed potato is garlic

  • @LonelyKnightess
    @LonelyKnightess 9 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    [Crinkling intensifies]

    • @DragonRex20
      @DragonRex20 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rk9Productions! *Bracing for crinkling intensifies*

    • @omegagarry8192
      @omegagarry8192 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DragonRex20 [NUCLEAR CRINKLING]

    • @D.C.T.23
      @D.C.T.23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rk9Productions! [Afterlife crinkling intensifies]

    • @jackhargenrader4736
      @jackhargenrader4736 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****

    • @Xenro66
      @Xenro66 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stalkus Maximus There are still after-crinkles echoing every couple of days....

  • @Kitsune0268
    @Kitsune0268 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have to say, I was quite impressed on the cooperation mode going on to get the bag of chips open.
    A friend of mine got a bottle of bacon flavored soda, he tried to drink the whole thing in one shot & threw up.

  • @bobbobberson3386
    @bobbobberson3386 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think i know why Ashens might've stored the Double Dragon board in his oven.
    Because he might have been following a recipie that calls for "baked arcade boad".
    Before you know it, it'll say that next it needs "blended NES cartridge".

  • @voxkoshka
    @voxkoshka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I got to hear ashens say "get er dun"
    I'm quite please

  • @jonathanshaw224
    @jonathanshaw224 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is it just me that loves hearing rustling packaging, it always makes me smile XD

  • @spyrellephea1105
    @spyrellephea1105 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Who hides double dragon in their oven, I mean, really!?

    • @magnasupreme
      @magnasupreme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ashens did

    • @airishaia6446
      @airishaia6446 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bachelors who grew up in the 80s

  • @ThePreciseClimber
    @ThePreciseClimber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    WHYYYYY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!
    I made it myself!

  • @andrewmorrice9139
    @andrewmorrice9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Larry the West Country Cable Guy had me in stitches for some reason.

  • @KrankuSama
    @KrankuSama 11 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Wow Ashens.
    "Oh yeah I just store my fucking Double Dragon Arcade Boards in my oven because there's nowhere else to put them." Seriously? is space that limited in your house?

    • @sindey2000
      @sindey2000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      what doesn't every one keep board games in their ovens and put computers and phones in their washing machine?

    • @stephthestar90
      @stephthestar90 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alfie Sinden
      I don't. No way would I destroy my Macs in the washing machine. I'd happily put some Windows Vista computers in the washing machines though.

    • @beninternet2215
      @beninternet2215 11 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      stephthestar90 i'd gladly ruin an uncustomizable, easily-breakable mac in a washing machine, i'd rather not sacrifice a glorious, solid, customizable windows 7 PC.

    • @stephthestar90
      @stephthestar90 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Egbert
      Macs are not easily breakable! They're great computers. And yes Macs run Windows as well. Mine is a dual boot setup which runs both OSX and Windows. I use Windows for games and the Mac OS for everything else.

    • @MaximilianEnVT
      @MaximilianEnVT 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      KrankuEDM
      justifying their purchases as they probably bought it on a whim.

  • @THEGHOSTSLAVE
    @THEGHOSTSLAVE 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Beer bread when it's cooked right is actually quite fantastic, it's supposed to be sweet, a bit doughy and taste of beer

    • @Chubbyclam5
      @Chubbyclam5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Probably, but let us have our fun bashing Larry the Cable guy's shitty products.

    • @whisperchainsaw102
      @whisperchainsaw102 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ferrum Perhaps beer bread is supposed to be good but larry's is not.

    • @scottster8858
      @scottster8858 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ferrum
      Beer is delicious, especially well made micro brews. Budweiser, Coors, Pabst and others are cheap and taste watery and bitter to me.

    • @Highyeena
      @Highyeena 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      As long as you don't make it with mich ultra you should be fine.
      also K4RN4GE911 you do realize that 80 proof is only 40% alcohol? Many rums, whiskeys and burbons are 80 proof. That's not gasoline, as many of them are quite nice.

  • @80Jay71
    @80Jay71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    18-year old american: Can I have a ciggarett or perhaps a beer?
    Government: Sorry son. The best you'll get is a war with Iran.

  • @Shinx990
    @Shinx990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    19:38. Greatest "Oh fuck" ever.

  • @Koubiak
    @Koubiak 11 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I think it was doughy because you used a 16oz can when the recipe calls for a 12oz can.

  • @ElectromagNick
    @ElectromagNick 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Actually, you hit the nail right on the head. America really is just 50 different countries glued together by a federal government. I could get into the nuts and bolts of it, but I'm assuming most people don't care. Every state is slightly different than some neighboring states while being vastly different to other neighboring states. Even the organization of state governments can vary immensely. So, yeah, American is just an amalgamation of 50 different countries plus whatever territories we have.

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** Yeah, I guess I was being a bit broad there.
      My point is that each state in the United States views itself (or at least did while the Articles of Confederation was still the governing document, and some do even to this day) as a separate, sovereign entity. We're not so much a unified country as a begrudging extended family of countries that don't really get along in either House in Congress.

  • @thethrashyone
    @thethrashyone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Guitar Dome"
    That's my _favorite_ band.

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fucking so refreshing that somebody doesn’t know who Larry the Cable Guy is. That made my day.

  • @mokkaveli
    @mokkaveli 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Jahova's witness part made me laugh so much xD "Jeff" the God

  • @DerpyDooReviews
    @DerpyDooReviews 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    hehe when i was in school my friend would always give me his school bars, i loved them, they did feel like you were eating paper BUT i enjoyed the flavour.
    those were the days... now i want one...

  • @KatieFrog217
    @KatieFrog217 9 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Yeah, our legal age for drinking is 21.
    Like that stops anyone 13 or older from doing it though.
    And that's being generous.

    • @privatecocky8971
      @privatecocky8971 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As long as it's in your own house, you are allowed to drink from the age of 5 in Britain. Yes, literally 5.

    • @KatieFrog217
      @KatieFrog217 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Private Cocky wow o.o

    • @lunavixen015
      @lunavixen015 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Private Cocky Under parental supervisions. The age for being allowed to try alcohol in Australia under parental supervision is 11.
      There are restrictions of course.

    • @skirmich
      @skirmich 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ***** Its actually funny "You can own a Bazooka at age 16 but don't drink Beer!" America Priorities....

    • @MasterExploder61
      @MasterExploder61 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** There was no legal drinking age when I visited Vietnam 3 years ago.

  • @KiwiLombax15
    @KiwiLombax15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's always a treat watching Dan and his fragile gag reflex. Aah, schadenfreude...

  • @aerolus
    @aerolus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the '50 separate countries glued together' is actually pretty accurate

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's amazing how each hand has a different personality

  • @Rakinjo2
    @Rakinjo2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't even care about the bread - Ashen's oven made this hilarious. xD

  • @TWBIAP
    @TWBIAP ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Close but not quite.
    We're 50 separate countries glued together, with one city we have no control over running the whole thing.

  • @annonymous7286
    @annonymous7286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Coming from a recent international food special where its said 'Dan is vegan' I can't help thinking it all started here with the 'Bacon Gum'

  • @PunkyOPossum
    @PunkyOPossum 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I liked watching you guys figure out "Git-r-done"

  • @Supurreme
    @Supurreme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    *WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!*

    • @Ecolo3
      @Ecolo3 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *WHY NOT?!*

    • @VagueLuminary
      @VagueLuminary 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!*

    • @Gryphon212
      @Gryphon212 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PENIS

    • @ReshiLuna
      @ReshiLuna 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vengeful Many how do you comment yell? i cant get it to go bold type.

    • @ReshiLuna
      @ReshiLuna 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ferrules & Rapscallions
      *thank you*

  • @ZeeBeeZB
    @ZeeBeeZB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have heard of using the oven to store pans and pots but never computer parts and games haha

  • @Skeptycx
    @Skeptycx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "here's the annotation"
    I remember those days

  • @josephparker646
    @josephparker646 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how you epitomize the 50-State situation. Yes that is a very accurate simple way of explaining the reason our politics is so different

  • @PsylomeAlpha
    @PsylomeAlpha 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "you have to imagine the US is like 50 countries glued together"
    yes, actually

  • @Syntek-Alba
    @Syntek-Alba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The quite vivid scent description of dog shit and condoms reminds me of Blackpool. 🤣 such eloquence .

  • @khalilal-bukhari7042
    @khalilal-bukhari7042 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "21 years to drink, where does he live, saudi arabia?*
    Oh ashens.

  • @feybart
    @feybart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    22:30 "We used to use Heineken and pretend we're James Bond". In the Netherlands, we used to use Heineken and pretend we had no taste in actual, drinkable beer.

    • @colonelsanders1349
      @colonelsanders1349 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that before you get stoned?

    • @feybart
      @feybart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colonel Sanders No, we did that because we were stoned.

    • @maharielves
      @maharielves 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gavlaan wheel, Gavlaan deal!

  • @watchspotting
    @watchspotting 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The school bars look like that green foam you sometimes see flowers being sold in

  • @Terri_MacKay
    @Terri_MacKay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm Canadian, and I've never thought Larry the Cable Guy was funny...but the 2 of you trying to figure out who he is, making fun of the beer bread box, and finally realizing that his hat said "git r done" was absolutely hysterical.

  • @angelcampos5569
    @angelcampos5569 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    13:50 I would die crying if Dan wore his Chef Excellent outfit xD

  • @WindowsXPFrog
    @WindowsXPFrog ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lol when a 28 minute video was considered stupidly long

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dan and Stewart have created a better character out of Larry the Cable Guy than actual Larry the Cable Guy.

  • @jaketheman091
    @jaketheman091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video marked the birth of a meme. Dan “Realchefexcellence” Tomlinson lol