I did for most of the time that they were playing it! It was only when they went to the second and third stage that I realized. I figured some guy accidentally made a runner and just put it in the game.
This was the funniest video I've watched in a long time. Would love to see more videos with Ashens playing terrible games! You guys make a very entertaining duo, game grumps better watch out
It's like the creators of this Ride to Hell were saying "Right, we're going to do motorcycle combat. At least we can't be worse at it than Full Throttle." And then, they managed to be worse anyway.
Nerdius Cubius! I’m not sure if you’ll ever read this, but I would pay all the money to see you and Ashens do a completes series on Ride to Hell: Retribution. His reactions to it are priceless and he hasn’t even gotten to the worst parts of the game.
This is a trip down memory lane...I didn't realize that memory lane was so hellish and firey though. I was just trying to get back to amnesia boulevard, I just can't remember where it is
I swear "Thug" at 4:46 is the same character model as the guy from "Alien Wasteland" or whatever that bugged to shit game was called where you collect one fuel can and that's the whole game.
That biker game thing looks like it was made by a 13 year old’s wet dream, turned into reality by him doing the voicing and his cousin doing the female voices
@@reeking643 Air Control was gone by the end of 2014 (ie. the year it came out). Accidental Runner has been gone since 2017 at the latest. Galactic Hitman went when their publishers got kicked off Steam in 2016 for trying to sue Steam users for millions of dollars (no, I am not f*cking kidding).
It's been a while since Air Control, hasn't it? The scary thing is; it seems like there was immensely much more effort put into that game, than many many other games that released on Steam since then. Phew!
"It's time..."
That is the most creepiest thing I have ever heard Dan say, and that's saying something...
Arnt you already in hell?
As a guy who watched all of dessert bus I can vouch for this
Ashens to ashes,
Dan to dust,
we all burn,
just them and us.
POETRY
I like how Ashens slowly loses his bloody mind.
I still think Ashens should've opened the fake phone and pretended he was being called on that
It would have been funnier if the phone Ashens answered was the one he was about to review.
I can't tell if they're cutting the footage, skipping the cutscenes, or if it's simply just that incoherent.
SAME I thought the running game was apart of ride to hell for a moment lol
I did for most of the time that they were playing it! It was only when they went to the second and third stage that I realized. I figured some guy accidentally made a runner and just put it in the game.
The magic of this game, all 3 are happening at the same time...
All 3
Why not all 3?
More videos like this. Watching Ashens play bad games is highly enjoyable. Your commentary is the cherry on top.
If only Ashens have his "Terrible Old Games You Probably Never Heard Of" in video form again.
This is just 20 minutes of Ashens going "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and I'm okay with that.
It's really amusing to watch Ashens completely lose his composure over all of these games.
*NO... NOOO.... NOOOOO... DO NOT WANT* , is now my favorite thing ashens has said
The fact dan still has these games installed blows my mind
Dan and Ashens playing crappy games?
My body is ready.
Very much aware it's not happening but I'd love to see another trip to hell with ashens
I was perfectly fine forgetting these game exist, Dan, you git.
dan has ascended to the highest plane of youtube content
The secret was to simply have fun all along
This was the funniest video I've watched in a long time. Would love to see more videos with Ashens playing terrible games! You guys make a very entertaining duo, game grumps better watch out
Ride to hell - gaming answer to The Room.
QVear the room is so bad it's good. Ride to hell is just bad
It is nice of Dan to give Stuart a trip to Norway.. Hell is a lovely place
StuartAshen.exe has crashed. Please restart your Brown Couch CPU and wait 10 seconds for the NerdCubed logo to appear on screen.
Two NerdCubed uploads in the space of 24 hours!?!?
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What is this 2014 NerdCubed?
We NEED a sequel to this. Ashens is one of the best comedians in my opinion and combining his humor with horrible games is pure gold.
This is one of the best collabs on youtube. I love these two.
In this week's episode: Not content with trying to break YT's algorithm, Dan sets about trying to break Ashens.
I would love to see more of ashen and nerd cubed
man, you should continue this series alongside the advent calendar for now! Get them ready! This is perfect! The series ashens never expected haha
Please guys help get this seen by Dan, I think it's a great idea!
I have never seen footage of Ride to Hell before, holy shit Yahtzee wasn't wrong about it
This is amazing 🤩
Pick 1:
Instant $1 million
Or
At some point in your life, Dan rings your phone and says "It's tiiime"
degrgurpguerg so hard to choose
dan calling me wins by a slight margine
Depends on if anything happens after that call, and what. Though with a million dollars I could get a private video by funding his book.
you know with an instant million, I could probably just hire Dan to talk to me instead of just saying “it’s time.” And then hanging up.
1 mil. Big nerd fan but i could do so much good
Ride to Hell was developed in Dunston, Gateshead, not far from where I live. On behalf of the North East of England, I apologise for this mess.
my favourite part part of this video is when stuart just keeps saying "WHAT THE FUCK!"
So, How did you like Air Control?" *WHAT?*
You two need to play more games together.
I was hoping you'd get up to the shooting in Ride to Hell. That's where the game is at its worst.
Ashens then quits writing books about bad video games because he realised that Steam contains infinite trash.
BloodfelX right
The last game was just a compilation of Ashens saying some variations of "WHAT?!"
"So what did you think of Air control?"
I'm wondering if Ride to Hell can be considered "The Room" of games. Tommy Wiseau should also make a movie based on this game. It would be spectacular
Ole Fardal Except the room is actually entertaining
Doesn't the game become less funny and just really shit and also compelety broken as the game goes on?
Please make this a series
*Main character chases dude and guy hides in a garage thingy and gate closes*
Ashens: Oh no, not a bit of aluminium... 😒 Jake: Shit!
you missed a joke in the opening where he could've taken the phone out of the case and pretend that was phone
For a moment when i saw the title card, i thought, "are they already at hell with them doing advent calendars this month?"
I'm pretty sure forcing someone to play this many crap games can be considered cruel and inhumane torture.
if only Nerd³ said "hello mom".
*cries* *plugs book* *resumes crying* Man I love Ashens.
Consummate professional, that man.
Please force Ashens to play more terrible games
'Road to Hell: Retribution' is the 'The Room' of video games.
No, sonic 06 is
"So, what did you think of Air Control?" *WHAT?*
These games cost real money
ACTUAL MONEY.
Keith Croft MONEY THAT COULD FEED A FAMILY OF FOUR FOR A DAY.
God, I remember Dan playing these years ago. Not memories I wanted to come back tbh.
That awkward moment when you crash your plane into the sky.
Ride to Hell is the "The Room" of videogames
Poor Ashens, thinking those bad old games stopped in 1986, well, count on Dan to show him the error of his thinking! lol
"Fuck everything but mostly this" is the funniest thing I've heard all day
“What”
-Ashens 2017
Every since Dan stopped making videos daily his video quality has been so much better.
Isaac Penn nice profile pic
A long time ago the airline leaders met and THERE WAS WAR
It was nice, and yet sad, to see fresh meat thrown into the mill like this. Get an unsuspecting target's genuine response. Wonderful.
This was pretty funny. I'm more surprised anyone managed to get that far through air control more than anything.
Ashens, Dan, and the AVGN 2018.
What happened to the N3 slowly decends into madness sub plot?
That wasn't a sub-plot. That was real life.
And considering this video I think it's still going.
I have an idea, for a new completes: Papers Please
I always suspected Dan was the devil.
I always knew Dan was santa.
The perfect homage to everyone's favorite episodes of NerdCubed's Hell.
I need a video where Dan, Ashens and Emma all do something
yes that needs to happen or i will commit the suicides
Won't happen. Emma gets upset when people notice that the only videos she puts up are Demma, and then proceeds to never put any other videos up.
It's like the creators of this Ride to Hell were saying "Right, we're going to do motorcycle combat. At least we can't be worse at it than Full Throttle." And then, they managed to be worse anyway.
Nerdius Cubius! I’m not sure if you’ll ever read this, but I would pay all the money to see you and Ashens do a completes series on Ride to Hell: Retribution. His reactions to it are priceless and he hasn’t even gotten to the worst parts of the game.
"You survived the catastroph" And I'm literally dying XD
It's a shame you didn't get him to play sonic 06
I don't think this footage was edited, this is all happening realtime.
I Remember Dan playing all of these.
Yes we demand more Dan!!
When I heard that bell at the beginning, I was expecting the Monty Python theme to play.
Dan you broke Ashens
Good job I didn't think it was possible
This is a trip down memory lane...I didn't realize that memory lane was so hellish and firey though. I was just trying to get back to amnesia boulevard, I just can't remember where it is
This whole video is gold from start to finish. Ashens' reaction during the final game is perfect.
Stuart does a hell of a Schwarzenegger impression.
I love how nerd and Stuarts relationship is based off stupid daft stuff like this
I swear "Thug" at 4:46 is the same character model as the guy from "Alien Wasteland" or whatever that bugged to shit game was called where you collect one fuel can and that's the whole game.
Both games look like they could be in the same universe
I just smiled when I saw ride to hell show up on my screen
He actually did surprisingly well at Accidental Runner
I've always wondered, was Air Control simply made by a guy who was a huge fan of Roblox and found out about Unity or something?
Probably didn't know how to make a Roblox game either.
Probably.
"He was a man who couldn't stop running...acidentally" So...forest gump?
Im a games art student and my lecturer worked on this game. Sould I run for the hills?
Depends on how high up they were. If they were the lead designer then yes, if they were an intern then no.
as long as they're ashamed of what they've done and promise to never do it again
no phone call with mother 0/10
Oh my god this is hilarious, I've heard him perplexed and baffled before but this is great
This needs to be a series!
Welcome Dan, Ashens, we've been expecting you both
this game costs real money
That biker game thing looks like it was made by a 13 year old’s wet dream, turned into reality by him doing the voicing and his cousin doing the female voices
Von Nebula - I can only hope they didn't do the motion capture for *those* bits...
The only good thing about this game (RTH:R) is the fact that Steam removed this from the game library.
Actually, ALL of these games have been removed from Steam.
@@EightThreeEight Sheesh, when were they gone? Few months ago?
@@reeking643 Air Control was gone by the end of 2014 (ie. the year it came out).
Accidental Runner has been gone since 2017 at the latest.
Galactic Hitman went when their publishers got kicked off Steam in 2016 for trying to sue Steam users for millions of dollars (no, I am not f*cking kidding).
Soon: Terrible new games, you;ve probably heard of.
Destiny 2
Death to loot boxes, even the "cosmetic" ones
Please do another one of these because this was fucking hilarious
It's been a while since Air Control, hasn't it?
The scary thing is; it seems like there was immensely much more effort put into that game, than many many other games that released on Steam since then. Phew!
Aircontrol was clearly a passionproject fromnsome dumb kid who overestimated their abilities.
"Space to launch engines" does kinda follow on the lines of "Push F to pay respects"
F
It's a nostalgia video for the best of the worst of Hell's Series
More of this!! You two need to play more hell games together!
That ending, RIP Headphone users.
Now we need Dan to make Ashens play Alien wasteland
Worlds longest powerslide is 2hours, 11min 8 seconds long, saved you a google
I'm sure that the tears at the end were real
it sounded to me like a weird half cry, half laugh
I was not expecting this. A welcome suprise though.
Clearly the best ashens intro.