CRACKDOWN 2 (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @drew081886
    @drew081886 9 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    "Who's in charge of naming things?"
    The namers.

    • @Krebons1200
      @Krebons1200 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The guys who wrote Blood Omen 2

    • @therealbfunke
      @therealbfunke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Krebons1200 At least that legacy was dope as fuck

  • @dillzilla4454
    @dillzilla4454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    you know the saying "this video didn't age well"?
    well this is not that. you literally predicted where the industry was going 6 years ahead of time.

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    "Usually, it's not till' the third game that you really knuckle down to start ruining everything" Thus why Valve never counts to 3.

    • @rorycarroll3489
      @rorycarroll3489 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Far cry 3?

    • @andrewo.6682
      @andrewo.6682 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup, farcry 3 is an example of that.

    • @WordedDrake
      @WordedDrake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ***** It was awesome..... though.....

    • @andrewo.6682
      @andrewo.6682 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frank J Yes, but it wasn't true to the original FarCry series.

    • @WordedDrake
      @WordedDrake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ***** FarCry never really had a solid theme, though. First an island of mutants, then rebels in Africa and now an island of pirates and slavedrivers. Fits right in imo.

  • @How_Is_This_A_Name
    @How_Is_This_A_Name 10 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Dat audio interferance.

  • @jeanicehoffing8935
    @jeanicehoffing8935 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Crackdown :: My favorite game
    Crackdown 2 :: Wanted it to be my new favorite game, stopped wanting it after pretending it was for a solid month straight
    Crackdown 3 :: Who in their right mind announces a fucking beta feature before ANY kind of testing can reveal that having multiple servers per square kilometer is as cost effective as buying prostitute to constantly blow balloons in a desolate corner of your room until it's your birthday party year after fucking year

  • @catz135
    @catz135 12 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "The zombie's cleared out faster then WoW subscribers exposed to light" I literally fell off my chair when he said that

  • @tracep.9900
    @tracep.9900 9 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    your cellphone was right next to your mic while recording.

    • @dud5606
      @dud5606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought it was mine and would never know it was his if i didnt read your comment, because when i moved my phone away it stopped lul.

    • @Changetheling
      @Changetheling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought MINE was!

  • @MrDiehardNoob
    @MrDiehardNoob 11 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    From 4:07 theres a noise in the audio one gets when receiving a call or text.

    • @bigphil2695
      @bigphil2695 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm glad you said that. I was kind of scared that my computer was fucking up again

  • @zebare726
    @zebare726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Crackdown 2 could have been an Dlc pack for the first game. Similar to have they did with Red dead redemption undead.

  • @lastboss4268
    @lastboss4268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Time for Yahtzee to tear one of my favorite games a new one while I laugh at it's expense...

    • @prw56
      @prw56 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold on... Crackdown 1 I would understand being on a favorites list, but Crackdown 2? Why on earth would you be satisfied with this mess? I will NEVER forget that all throughout my first play through of the game I thought the actual game was about to start (as soon as I cleared up all the freak dens), and then the credits hit... You were satisfied with the lazy ass repeated non stop defend this thing missions?

    • @lastboss4268
      @lastboss4268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      prw56 No, I wasn't. I just liked it for the "dicking around" bit. Crackdown 1 is on there too, but this video isn't about Crackdown 1, so I can't make that comment here.

    • @prw56
      @prw56 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting... so you enjoyed the game play enough that the dicking around was fun on its own? I can understand that. Did you feel the game as a whole was satisfying, ending considered?

    • @lastboss4268
      @lastboss4268 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      prw56 Ending? No. I would have liked to fight Thorne, not have a hamfisted thing happen with her helicopter/hand. It felt cheap.

  • @angeldeb82
    @angeldeb82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOLed at the hilarious bits. Oh, ever noticed that audio glitch at 4:08 to 4:15? Pretty awkward, I know, but still, very funny! :D

  • @SinaelDOverom
    @SinaelDOverom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Both Unreal Tournament and Quake 3 had a ton of content. Had enough multiplayer maps to fill 4-5 multiplayer-only games of the 7th gen (and the current gens)

  • @ProblmSolvd
    @ProblmSolvd 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's like listening to an audible wall of text :D
    Honestly, these "reviews" wouldn't be nearly as good if he used punctuation >.>

  • @calebc789
    @calebc789 10 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    4:10 Whats with the noise in the background?

    • @JCBassCovers
      @JCBassCovers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I thought my brand new headphones were already broken.

    • @Olfehhhhh
      @Olfehhhhh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yahtzee's phone probably went off

    • @herp_derpingson
      @herp_derpingson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I checked my phone :P

    • @NamelessPlayerOfficial
      @NamelessPlayerOfficial 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I felt a spring of happiness to know i am not the only one... i thought my computer had issues.

    • @gamerguy0358
      @gamerguy0358 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phew! I thought my earphones were ballsing up!

  • @Sareth94
    @Sareth94 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its not his statement that the multiplayer is 'bad'. he just states that a full price game should come with a full-price singleplayer and maybe an additional multiplayer (half life 1 and 2)

  • @adrianshephard6321
    @adrianshephard6321 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:24 - 1:32 I had always thought, that's how trilogies worked, that's why the sequel is always sometimes awesome..

    • @adrianshephard6321
      @adrianshephard6321 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, wallowing in a big jacuzzi full of gunfights...

  • @armorsmith95
    @armorsmith95 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I heard 4:09 I immediately started looking for my phone because i was convinced it would go off in a few seconds. After I found it downstairs, I replayed the part I missed and found out.

  • @Zanezinny
    @Zanezinny 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Must have been a good alarm clock then. I swear, alarm clocks going off is the worst sound in the world, and hearing it just pisses you off for no reason.

  • @Navazarian
    @Navazarian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Damn that mobile interference at 4:08. Haha, had to pause and listen to see if it was me or not.

  • @JakobRT
    @JakobRT 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man i love going back to watch old zero punctuation reviews

  • @chrisborg5255
    @chrisborg5255 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Just Discovered Ben's videos and I am Marathoning them!

  • @rodinclaus9380
    @rodinclaus9380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think it would be kind of interesting to have the sexy rebel leader turn out to be WORSE than the authoritarian dick that compliments you with "Skills for Kills, Agent."; like turns out she's actually a really damn effective crime boss from a different region that was attempting to take over Pacific City, but ended up being killed and putting her now-disorganized empire on the Agency's shit list for Crackdown 3... Any day now I suppose.

  • @Cteklite
    @Cteklite 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anybody else hear the beeps at 4:08? I think it might be Morse.

    • @AdventuresinGimp
      @AdventuresinGimp 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. I can't unhear that now

    • @TheDraconicGamer
      @TheDraconicGamer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's the sound that happens when a mobile phone sends or receives data near a piece of audio equipment.

    • @VigilSerus
      @VigilSerus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought that was my own phone making the noise. :u

    • @NamelessPlayerOfficial
      @NamelessPlayerOfficial 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vigil Serus Me too

  • @Trygyl
    @Trygyl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:07 are my headphones fucking up or is there some kind of staticy undercurrent to the audio?

    • @jeanicehoffing8935
      @jeanicehoffing8935 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the exact same thing. Seems like an audio glitch on TH-cam's side

    • @angeldeb82
      @angeldeb82 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      In case you can't hear the words through the static, here they are: "To go back to this analogy, having a Jacuzzi by yourself is nice, if a bit indulgent, but add more people and now you're sharing everyone's filth and have to be careful you don't put your hand on anyone's dick." XD

  • @anderiiias
    @anderiiias 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the creators must have thought that the reason the first game sold so well was that it was fun, not that they had everyone who bought it got the beta for halo 3 :3

  • @filou13
    @filou13 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Horrible Unreal Tournament or Quake III Arena period shooters"
    Holy shit, first time I actually can't agree with him.

  • @sailoritaly
    @sailoritaly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:43 King Asgore?

    • @jeremifk
      @jeremifk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whew, I'm not the only one who thought of him.

  • @TheShadowNovus
    @TheShadowNovus 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Like world of warcraft subscribers in direct sunlight"
    Oh god my sides help someone I can't stop laughing xD

  • @thetarasbulba1
    @thetarasbulba1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know how you come up with your rants Man, but they categorically kick ass!

  • @32bitosserc84
    @32bitosserc84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You have to wait for the third one to ruin things... If only you knew, if only you knew

  • @monochromedevil7172
    @monochromedevil7172 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wait, Crackdown 1 had ledge grabbing? I guess it was so buggy I genuinely never noticed.

  • @cgunugc
    @cgunugc 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Weird. Mine made the buzz sound, but upon further investigation, that was because the noise-maker-thingy inside the circuit board had partially been pushed in, probably in a manufacturing oversight. Now, it works well, making clicky noises, though I still don't know how to describe it.

  • @jakemacdonald2507
    @jakemacdonald2507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I may be nostalgia blinded but enjoy crackdown 2 to this day
    cos of the huge amount of scenarios I can make up and the rest of the game

    • @jakemacdonald2507
      @jakemacdonald2507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I get the criticism comletely. but I wouldn't call it bubling tossage.
      also they took the map and changed it to show how screwed the city has become. and cell are against the agency for trying to controll the city with the sunburst plan rarther than releasing the cure to the virus that catalina found out from an agency wistleblower.
      no hate to yagtzie of course.this is simply criticism of criticism

  • @Shizuko_Swiftail
    @Shizuko_Swiftail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:40 Mr. Hoppy, NOOOOOO!

  • @cgunugc
    @cgunugc 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's only in video games, or with certain, older models of Geiger counter. The current, slightly more reliable Geiger counters really do make that sound.

  • @francisiscold
    @francisiscold ปีที่แล้ว

    4:09 seems like Yahtzee was receiving a phone call from that co-op partner he’s kept under wraps...

  • @SinaelDOverom
    @SinaelDOverom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Both Unreal Tournament and Quake 3 sport enough content to fill 3 or 4 modern multiplayer games each. And that's not counting usermade mods and maps which are plentyful.

  • @ummmhelp
    @ummmhelp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    did anyone hear beepy boopy noises at 4:08?

  • @armorsmith95
    @armorsmith95 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    After your comment I started searching TH-cam for a video to prove that, but I couldn't find a single Geiger counter to make that sound. They all made the tick tick tick sound, even a few modern ones. Do you have a video link to prove what you're saying.

  • @_Snowflame
    @_Snowflame 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We all saw that wisecrack coming, bro.

  • @RHW42Archangel
    @RHW42Archangel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i never had a problem with troublesome autoaim, seeing as i never used a gun. max rank explosives player here, no aiming required when my every grenade and rocket had an explosive range the size of a city block lol

  • @MrHotSalsa
    @MrHotSalsa 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy's analogies.

  • @father042
    @father042 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:30 Skod Row?
    LOL

  • @OOZ662
    @OOZ662 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some cell phones cause interference in audio devices just before receiving data or starting to ring. That's exactly what happened there; someone left their phone too close to Yahtzee's recording equipment and it went off.

  • @JamsandTea
    @JamsandTea 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    So basically, giving superpowers to the Police of Detroit/Chicago would be plausible by this games logic? Thats something we probably need.

  • @WebMaster1337
    @WebMaster1337 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought my headset was broken.
    Because of the ringtone I have on my phone, whenever I receive a call or an SMS, no one in the room will have any doubts about who's phone it is.

  • @shuansown7884
    @shuansown7884 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That analogy works well for inFAMOUS

  • @MrFidelmios
    @MrFidelmios 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how when people disagree with something it's now considered spam.

  • @oXDestroXo
    @oXDestroXo 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol those clicks at 4:10 made me check my phone

    • @furrywolfy4244
      @furrywolfy4244 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      -.- it made me check my old ass radio. Tho explain how a radio type noise made you check your modern day phone that makes no such noise?

    • @oXDestroXo
      @oXDestroXo 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you have a older pc near a oldish phone it will do that. I dont know what you are talking about.

    • @furrywolfy4244
      @furrywolfy4244 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Destro I thought you meant the iphone or something XD Okay old phone, fair enough. Also my radio is broken and shitty and old it makes tons of static and weird beeping noises that sound a ton like what happened at 4:10

  • @radski_fives
    @radski_fives 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I mean, Crackdown 2 has a massive toilet that has a jacuzzi at the bottom with massive rubber ducks. Does Crackdown 1 have a massive toilet that has a jacuzzi at the bottom with massive rubber ducks? No? Than I think we know which one is the better game. Yeah, for sure.

  • @cryptisc
    @cryptisc 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @coolsn3 Yes, but he also lives in Australia, and has been for quite some time. Most people don't just start living in another country for a while without picking up some local quirks.

  • @SuperMalley96
    @SuperMalley96 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:07 soooooooooooo true

  • @rampagingmoose
    @rampagingmoose 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yahtzee should totally do game playthroughs! 0_0 it would be hilarious!

  • @acidrainstorms
    @acidrainstorms 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think its because the escapist website is where all the dedicated viewers watch it, because the videos come out sooner there.

  • @UlithiumDragon
    @UlithiumDragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:05 It's hilarious that somehow that really is what most people do when they get bored in a sandbox game. I know I've done that in many games. XD

  • @Mattestrifewrites
    @Mattestrifewrites 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I totally just sang that out loud after reading your comment XD

  • @BenNiGeLing
    @BenNiGeLing 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how I understand every single word he says despite not being a native speaker.

  • @starwarslego123
    @starwarslego123 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No, it's the sound of a Geiger Counter going off when radiation is nearby.

  • @BigZman95
    @BigZman95 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:30 lol

  • @84warhead
    @84warhead 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fucking around was literally all I did in this game while using the multiplayer feature to allow other people to drop in and complete the game for me.
    dance you maggots, DANCE FOR ME!!!

  • @TheBeardedTrombonist
    @TheBeardedTrombonist 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not sure I understood that last metaphor, but I sure thought that it was awesome.

  • @subhumanoided
    @subhumanoided 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIGHT?
    ITS SO AWESOME

  • @tomkenning5482
    @tomkenning5482 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crackdown was one of my favourite games, there was a story there but it didn't get in the way (I don't even know the story because i was too busy collecting wub wubs and shooting anyone who looked at me funny) and the gameplay was pure (if clunky) fun

  • @MrCaleco
    @MrCaleco 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Like world of warcraft subscribers in direct sunlight"

  • @UnintellegentDesigns
    @UnintellegentDesigns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    why do his videos have that weird "cell phone interference" sound in them?

  • @Buretsu
    @Buretsu 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TheMattZer Because most people who watch Zero Punc do it on the Escapist, and usually 1 minute after they're released.

  • @hyperx72
    @hyperx72 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:46 So true.

  • @KillerOrca
    @KillerOrca 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also; give superpowers to firefighters. Who needs a ladder when you can jump straight into the building?

  • @jupitersgodzilla7114
    @jupitersgodzilla7114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    01:16-01:17: Vore?

  • @7he7ubes
    @7he7ubes 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow. my entire recommended videos column was filled with zero punctuation videos...

  • @elephantofdoom
    @elephantofdoom 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome to TH-cam, Martian.

  • @DragoRidley17
    @DragoRidley17 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ZuttoAragi I agree. I usually talk that fast when I'm speaking.

  • @themanwiththepan
    @themanwiththepan 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate how after watching one of them, mine was too. Now I can`t stop.

  • @allminecraftunited
    @allminecraftunited 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this had a cracking start

  • @skylordgaming6273
    @skylordgaming6273 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    you will make a great internet overlord.

  • @CboTheSecond
    @CboTheSecond 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Better get a hero...
    or a
    *Pause for effect*
    Heroine!
    YEEEAAAHHHHHHH!

  • @SonikPanther
    @SonikPanther 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah this video aged like a fine wine

  • @BetaGunslinger
    @BetaGunslinger 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, a Zero Punctuation video I HAVEN'T watched?! Nice!

  • @AHomicidalTelevision
    @AHomicidalTelevision 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "putting something in quotes make it better"

  • @paulnorris9368
    @paulnorris9368 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He actually removes his breaths from the recording while editing it.

  • @Chaosmage42
    @Chaosmage42 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    audio gets a little buzzy around 4:15

  • @CboTheSecond
    @CboTheSecond 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looking back I see what yahtzee means. I'm just glad there's a game I can chuck on while waiting for something to download or after I've been on a massive marathon of FPS.

  • @IchyBumsSuc
    @IchyBumsSuc 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanted him to mention scooping other cars in the super car

  • @TheKingofchaos25
    @TheKingofchaos25 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    never gonna crack, never gonna crack
    *crack you up*
    never gonna crack, never gonna crack
    *crack you up*

  • @gateship2
    @gateship2 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sorry, but the TARDIS is not a magic problem solving device. That would be the sonic screwdriver... as long as the problem doesn't involve wood.

  • @omegaexists
    @omegaexists 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:30
    So...portland?

  • @Fournier46
    @Fournier46 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well now, the one time when you can skimp on singleplayer in lieu of multiplayer is when you have really, really good bot support... just like the Unreal Tournament series actually.

  • @redbasher636
    @redbasher636 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...I personally think it is because they know when they release it, its going to be not to anybody's expectations.

  • @swordcollection
    @swordcollection 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    ''I don't give a shit about multyplayer and neither do a lot of people''?
    That's Ben's brilliant refutation. Eat me.
    Here's the thing: a game's main focus can be multyplayer. This can and has been done well- it can make for a fun, exiting, rewarding experiance and if that's not Yahtzee's cup of tea and it clearly isn't then he shouldn't play or review them.

  • @Oldsong69
    @Oldsong69 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It cracked me till my sides split.

  • @Snyphen356
    @Snyphen356 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i just remembered how my old tv did that

  • @SpaghKing
    @SpaghKing 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That about sums it up

  • @YouGuysAreAHoles
    @YouGuysAreAHoles 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:08 who else thought their phone was about to ring?

  • @swordcollection
    @swordcollection 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    As for the statistics- that's 13% of the people on battlelog who put their vote in for the multiplayer vs singleplayer in the upcoming BF4, to be more precise.

  • @Sun-Tzu-
    @Sun-Tzu- 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:46 why?

  • @scoutpilgrim5320
    @scoutpilgrim5320 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    god damnit i thought i was original with the name pacific city

  • @uchihaitachi888
    @uchihaitachi888 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do have something of value to contribute, the problem is that it has already been said, so everything I can add would just be redundant. The thing is that multiplayer should not be the content, and while it is, it shouldn't be.

  • @jakublulek3261
    @jakublulek3261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My biggest problem? It is Crackdown, not Crack Down.

  • @andrewfield8632
    @andrewfield8632 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:11 ... what is that static?

  • @LtSprinkulz
    @LtSprinkulz 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for being the only nice person to me.
    Im not butthurt and i know its what he does.
    Im not sure why everyone thinks im angry as im just bringing to attention that his statement was bullshit, but now everyone acts like im some sort of evil plotter that just sits around and thinks of things to hate on.
    I love this dudes reviews i just think his statement was stupid as hell.