6:08 This man could laugh at a nail dropping and suddenly you can't stop laughing with him and see how the nail dropping was the funniest shit you've ever seen
I’ve been watching these videos for a while and a have to say, you have the most dedicated fan base on this site, your my favorite guy to watch and you and your guys goofy moments always keep my spirits up.
The fact that he know the whole Mario dance script right when he said let’s do the Mario 2:21 how do you do the Mario You swing your arms from side to side come on lets do the Mario take one step and then again 😂
although my life is falling apart,my dad is abusive,and my life is going downhill the only thing these days that puts a smile on my face is youre videos.I love you carson no homo
Cooper: “You don’t play Monopoly with honor!”
Carson: “No.”
[Points At Bankrupt Josh]
“He did.”
L524K game of monopolies
Deep
This video radiates a specific energy that is both almighty and inexplicable
Yes
cool
dude, nice
Incredible
Bruh minecraft pfp
7:12 I love the ‘friction goblin’ insult.
Carson switches between capitalism and communism when ever he needs to
Basically paying credit card debt with credit cards
why didnt i ever think of that
Acquiring dogs and attempting to use them as currency to acquire additional dogs
Utilizing Schlatt coin to buy more Schlatt coin
DSP?
DanFire Flare
CS:GOschlatto.com
"I must acquire houses!" *Wheeze*
“Using other peoples pity-money...”
6:04
Erudite of Stupidity *WHEEZES MORE*
No one:
Carson:
*I S M E L L P E N N I E S*
Nick Condon AHHHHHHHH
The friction goblin is on the prowl.
OH BOY CHEESE
time stamp/button
No
6:01 I spent last night laughing until it hurt and wasn’t funny anymore, came back today, and began to hurt again
He's so ugly when he laughs im crying dude
2:30
I don't know why, but the *RIGHT INTO THE SAFE* made me lose it
*Your rent is D U E*
3:47 7:21
The Paragon thank you for the time stamp
Frugal business man
Thank you for your stay
The Paragon i made it a notification go to zedge and look it up
The raised eyebrows from carson really sells this one for me. 69/21 would pay rent again
“It’s just monopoly” monopoly is like life and death, you have to be rich to win if you don’t have money, yah gone, monopoly has a dark side
TheOnlyTacho XD true
we live
To win you must own all the companies therefore making you a power to rival the governments
this comment was a fever dream
8:50 this went from 0 to 100 very fast
The salt was real :-D carson is a god of monopoly
_Monopoly Battle Royale_
_Twitch Battle Royale_
Soo... just Monopoly?
Monopoly is the first battle royale
no monopoly invented battle royale
TheFuriousGamer thus making it the first
Carson has the haircut my mom gave me when I was in elementary school.
You should've kept the haircut, look at where the people who has that haircut are now. Carson and Oliver Tree are pretty famous
Are you a NTE fan?
I have a feeling that his mom did too
I Couldn’t Imagine Carson without That Fabulous,lush and majestic hair.
“Its just monopoly”
-famous last words before all hell breaks loose
7:12 "Stop rubbing your hands, you friction goblin"
Next play Life so you can title your video, "I destroyed my friends at Life"
"I am the best at Life"
stop with the fortnite shit for fricks sake its not funny
Getalife nobody’s talking about fortnite you pickle boy
@@getalife214 the fuck did you say
I destroyed my friends life*
8:44 Travis saying give me all your money was the most passive aggressive but also childish sounding thing I’ve ever heard
STOP RUBBING YOUR HANDS YOU FRICTION GOBLIN *mic spam intensifies
Dude what time stamp did he say this at I need the clip to annoy my friends
@@maddie_4577 at 7:11
Ty Wisner thank you so much
r/rareinsults
Oy vey!
8:50 My favorite Josh quote.
6:08 This man could laugh at a nail dropping and suddenly you can't stop laughing with him and see how the nail dropping was the funniest shit you've ever seen
How I miss these innocent days. The energy these guys had with each other was something else.
2/10 - not enough rabbids
I completely agree.
BWAH!
Is that good enough?
he can just buy some more with the 300 dollars he got from that stream
Comment legend
Fuck off sambar your comments are so unfunny
6:26, everytime I watch this video I remember this was my chat message, I am Haunted by this fact
relatable
2:30
YOU ARE MY FUCKING SAVIOR THIS IS THE EXACT CLIP I WANTED
6:06 how in the depths of hell do you make that face
Mazder_ 😂😂😭😭😭
W H E E Z E
Where's the mod that turns all of the rabbits into sans undertales?
Its rabbids you uncultured swine
That’s next vid
Indian Tech Support Scammer but rabbits are they not?
Fernando Zelaya no, they’re rabbids you scumbag
We need it
Also, yes, they’re rabbids you Wyoming believer
Me: *comes home after a night of trick or treating*
My mom: 7:21
Me:its my candy...
My mom: 8:39
Monopoly is a word composed of complete opposites
Mono: single
Poly:multiple
And if you use your big brain you'd understand why it is that way
A single person acquires multiple wealths
Juxtaposed antonyms babye
Paradox
I completely forgot about this
6:02 I MUST AQUIRE *H O W S E S*
*WHEEZE*
It’s houses
@@luxuriousllama3140 he knows he spelt it like that as a joke
@@theosey also it's acquire* pretty sure he just misspelled this one
pizza mozzarella rella rella rella
YES!
Jojo fanboy spotted
JoJoJo
nice song gyro
Did you rella rella rella have to comment this?
"Travis lets make business together"
"give all your money"
Carson is why i allow myself to breathe every day
You have the same picture as the Bore Ragnarok guy.
you should emphasise *Breathe*
7:10 "stop rubbing your hands you friction goblin" I spent an hour trying to find this one line and I don't wish to ever lose it
Carson is Thanos of the Monopoly Cinematic Universe.
He literally snapped his fingers and dusted his friends in this game.
@@kira-dk2mx The hardest pogchamps require the loudest "Bruh"s.
9:10 my favorite moment
iT’s JuSt MoNoPoLy!
It’s not just monopoly. It is eternal. Rabbids are our gods.
Yes
Bwahnopoly
2017= diss tracks
2018= boxing
2019= monopoly
Carson: *says a joke*
Entire fan base: 👍😃👍
Ok now thats better
Eh, I mean he's dead inside, so I like it.
True
@@jdufau2561 haha funi
Ikr 👍😃👍
8:44 Carson: Travis we need to go into business together
Travis: Gimme all your money :D
When you get a small loan of $401
Game Generation
I think it was actually 399
Bruh moment
Life has not been easy for him
6:37 I H O P E Y O U G E T S H A N K E D
I can’t believe the Rabbids committed Tax Fraud
Yeah man, it blew my mind when they got shot dead in Miami two weeks after posting bail.
I’ve been watching these videos for a while and a have to say, you have the most dedicated fan base on this site, your my favorite guy to watch and you and your guys goofy moments always keep my spirits up.
Next you should play Monopoly Fortnite
Or monololy for millenialls
Ben *mononononololi*
I know that is real but I refuse to accept it
you suck at aiming
I want die
Josh angrily explaining how to do the mario gives me life
7:12 That is the best insult ever
2:14 the Kermit impression hit me like a freight train
Glad to see I’m not the only one who still watches him
3:47
" Your rent is *D U E* 😈"
- Carson King 2019
1:52 "Why am I in jail?"- Callmecarson 2021
"I hate you carson"
*Crowd cheers*
I love how Carson created a group of the insults in UNO and saw Monopoly and was like "Hold my beer"
when you laugh hard enough, your nostrils open to the max and it's as if I'm staring into purgatory itself
The benefit of playing monopoly on multiplayer is you have time to escape before the other players try you for your war crimes.
Josh saying “I must acquire houses”
Cooper: I HOPE YOU GO TO JAIL IN REAL LIFE.
Carson: your wish is my command.
hes not in jail. (i know its a joke but just wanna make it clear)
@@mlizardo thank you, probably should have cleared that up in the comment it’s self.
- Goes To Casino
- Loses All Money
Carson - *How do dice work?*
“Stop rubbing your hands you friction goblin”
Will always be the best line from Cooper
1:48 i don't think i've ever actually heard josh swear before
This stream had the most powerful insults ever thrown.
"friction goblin" I've never heard that before...
I like how Traves doesn't know what a noun is but has managed to stay afloat for a reasonable part of the video
"I Must Acquire houses" got to me the most, god my side hurts.
"Traves, we should start a business together!"
"Gimme all your money."
"No."
Next play Tetris battle royale
Tetris 99
This is by far the funniest video this man has ever made, and I'll be damned if it isn't one of the funniest on TH-cam.
YOU GOT A HANDOUT
8:37
Ive watched this vid 10 times in the past week and im still in pain from watching it. This is the pinnacle of my life.
2:35 Right into the safe
This radiates hard dysfunctional family game night energy
My parents have been fighting. I just wanna distract myself.
Probably Not Jeice yikes
Jeice your parents are dead
Sorry mate.
No love in the world yep.
Carson out here running Tammany Hall
1:51 It all makes sense now
The fact that he know the whole Mario dance script right when he said let’s do the Mario
2:21 how do you do the Mario
You swing your arms from side to side come on lets do the Mario take one step and then again
😂
Rabbids are my favorite Mortal Kombat characters.
@Toxic Anoxic ye but I feel like Shaggy only uses 1% of his power in the game ngl
Okay, maybe you’re right.
shaggy memes are cringe and gay
rewatching this at midnight
His first video of his I watched. Simpler times
although my life is falling apart,my dad is abusive,and my life is going downhill the only thing these days that puts a smile on my face is youre videos.I love you carson no homo
No one:
Carson's hair: 🥥
If schlatt played this with the crew, he would use his business prowess and knowledge to somehow win two games in the same game.
6:04 I must acquire houses!
Carson at the beginning: guys you don’t have to give me money
Carson 2 minutes later: *your rent is due*
6:31 times have changed my friend ;)
Ikr
LOL
There's so much I have to warn you about, and yet, tragically, I can't
This aged poorly
YEESH
I love your content.. I laugh nonstop publicly and it's *worth it*
F in chat for the boi who got banned in his discord and paid to ask why
I’m 16 and still have no idea how monopoly works but I love this video
this used to be my comfort video :( now i’m just uncomfortable
Same. I decided to go back and watch it for the nostalgia :/
This is what monopoly should be. We have experienced the truest of bonds between friends, and that is to say wanting to rip each other's throats out.
Gotta love the rabbids
The dude laughing at me 1:30 sounds like Kent from Deadrising
2:30 B Ł Ę H
when he said “run the gauntlet” i shit myself and my heart skipped a beat because of ptsd flashbacks from that website
Friction Goblin is my new favorite insult
It's the opposite of a Speed Demon
Carson seems like such a great person to be around :)
Monopoly: Friendship Destroyer
"Now with rabbids!"
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
1:49
4:31
5:11
5:53
5:56
6:37
7:03
7:21
8:00
8:05
8:21
8:39
8:50
9:05
9:10
9:36
9:45
Carson being called a Friction Goblin just rattled my bones like a xylophone
0:37 holy shit that’s me. I didn’t even realize someone gifted me a sub
"More money to give away to the crack fiends in this chatroom" when I tell you I SCREAMED💀💀💀💀
"When was the last time you had a girlfriend"
"Never"
things that didn't age well
carson does not yet understand this is a cult