And that's the whole point behind comedy, yet still people who are easily offended go to or watch stand up comics...my tip for them...stop watching... he's been a top shelf show for a long time now.
"I am not prejudiced, nor do I discriminate... I hate everyone equally." - cannot immediately recall who said that. Although, Ron White does come to mind. 😊
God i love comics that tell it like it is, and do while actually being funny...thats why hes one of the best, no scared to do material that this day and age people just loved to get offended by...if that's you, i offer a tip, dont watch it...mean while the rest of us that love comedy for what it was ment for, will be enjoying ourselves...Great show as usual man.
Such a great way to fall asleep. I always fall asleep listening to something but I usually have to switch from comedy to something less amusing because comedy keeps me awake because I get too into it. lol
Louis CK Hard to compare, but Louis’ storytelling ability is outstanding. And he is great at going to very twisted places, making the audience recoil, but then bringing them back to him with the cleverness of the humor.
s@@weekendwarriorprospecting817yeah he's the only released 13 platinum albums. Highest selling artist in history 220 million albums. Might want to try and find another comparison
Humpty Dumpty was a massive cannon. It was mounted on a Fortress Wall over looking a sheer cliff. The opposing navy shot the wall out causing the Cannon to fall in the rocky depths never to be retrieved.
Almost. It was a Royalist cannon that sat on the walls of Colchester during the English Civil War. The wall beneath it was shot out by the Parliamentarians, and all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again. It was Lewis Carrol who first portrayed Humpty Dumpty as an egg . . . and yes, I am fun at parties 😊
Oeuf shoe, etc... Why cannon? OK. a man size egg ballast could be fired but sadly fell from the wall and broke. So which came first the big cannon called humpty dumpty or the egg on a wall?
Hilarious . Love Ricky Gervais comedy . So I live in South America and I met a little South American kid named Adolph. It was a real effort to keep my face under control, let me tell you. 😂 WTF.
Humpty dumpty was a canon during the English civil war, it sat on a tower of castle that was attacked by Parliament forces, the tower was hit with canon and collapsed, humpty dumpty came down with it and fell the moat, dispite this royalist forces repelled the attack. After it was over the men of the castle and the kings horses tried to retrieve humpty from the moat which they failed, hence they couldn't put humpty together again.
@@arpitsrivstva to kick yourself is a slang term for being annoyed at yourself for whatever reason. For instance, a nice coat is on sale in a shop. You go into the shop a week later and it is no longer discounted. You would say 'I could kick myself for not buying it sooner. Hope that helps.
Spiders, indeed, can go bald. We saw one tarantula named Rosie at a petting display. My daughter went on a field trip with her class, and then on Saturday, she wanted to pet Rosie again. That's how I found out that spiders can be petted to the point of baldness. 😂
Dad was in hospital on Easter Sunday with pancreatic cancer and I asked him which doctor saw him earlier that day; he responded: “Humpty Dumpty”. Saw the doc later - he was short, egg shaped & wearing a yellow shirt. 💦💦💦👖💦💦💦
Just had an email from International Animal Rescue about a brown bear who has just been released into the wild after a minor r.t.a. They called him Ricky.
@@freddykruger3320nah I think the egg is someone with they/them pronouns and they are so fragile it’s inevitable that they’ll crack just by doing something as mundane as sitting on a wall. The horses represent the fact that they are beyond saving.
I thought I was the only one who thinks it's weird that people applaud a recovering drug addict but not a person who's never done it. Felt a little guilty about that one til now.
Wtf. This is bulcrap. Who gives them right to censor everything now these days. Who the heck they think they are to infringe on our right to see and joke about world as it is. They probably shitting their pants about some revolution coming then cause they know they effed up oppressing all other small countries so they have to drag all us people with them in their wicked view of our future... Time to leave TH-cam
whats up with the silent bit at 41m 20s? Self censorship is hardly in the metier of a Gervais fan. Also why all the random other ppl intercut in to a montage on Gervais?
My Dad said that back in 1941, his high school senior prank was a bunch of guys took a cow upstairs to the second floor of the main building. Said the school had to get a crane to get it back on the ground.
@@julianchamberlain5399I am amazed at the fact there’s people with an IQ lower than what Karl’s is supposed to be. The fact that some people think he’s a real person and not just a character proves this.
I would love to see him 😂😂😂. I bet he would be so much fun to just hang out with. I had a friend growing up with that kind of witt. We could be at a party or event. Someone would do or say something stupid we would be clear across the room from each other. I knew better than to even look at him.we would just fall out laughing.
I have an important story. One day I was driving home, when all of a sudden the Lord came to me in spirit. I felt very close to Him. I knew if I asked him to play any song on the radio he would, I guess to bless my faith. So I said "ok, Lord play "Come as you are". I turned on the radio and the song started playing right there on the spot, perfectly… I started getting flooded with chills like a waterfall, crying, and trembling. He stayed with me for 10 minutes in my driveway. until I got outta the car. A couple months after that I started getting amazing prayers answered way more often, because it helped me quit doubting when I pray and I was lined up with biblical instructions. It's 7 years later and I still get answered prayers in Jesus name.
@markinnis5978 No I'm being for real. A while after that happened, I was watching a preacher on TH-cam. I felt this compassion come over me by the Holy Spirit. So I prayed for him. "Father, I pray you double this man's ministry, his finances, and his marital life, in Jesus holy name, I demand and I decree. Amen." The next day he released a new video. He was standing on stage for a bit, smiling. Then he said "The Lord has just doubled his ministry. He's doubled his finances and He's doubled his marital life... My heart started pounding from shock, because he was saying my exact prayer from the night before. I wasn't even thinking about how I had prayed when he said it. Then later that week another prayer just as impossible was answered. I've had trials and tribulations, but it still happens.
@@markinnis5978 It's not about how I feel, sir. I'm offering actual, tangible evidence about Jesus. I used to be atheist for many years, and I understand that mindset very well. But, God came to me and now I've seen so many, literally miraculous things. We've had multiple people healed from stage 4 cancers at one church I used to go too.
I like that he have no problem bashing anyone a or any things 😊if we would think about not offending people there won’t be any joke or comedians at all just bunch silly woke who would argue about their gender and what they want to be called 🤮
Humpty Dumpty was not about an egg The egg was an animation because it's a lot easier to draw an egg and show it to kids falling off a wall and showing the canon falling off of wall The story is about a large cannon... We associate the story Humpty Dumpty with an egg because of the 1980s I want to say cartoon
Fosters.. argh cat piss, are you saving Pickles for Jane or summat? 😜 Only joking.. Fosters however: cat piss, as bad as Carling or Krokenbourg and Budweiser.. you might as well get the alcohol free ones
Many of these jokes are basically from conversations with Karl Pilkington from 20 years ago (e.g. the 'stroking a spider' and the goat stuff just before half way through).
Gag me with a flock of smug seagulls! Hail Ricky, full of gall! The ‘New Romantic Rector’! Just dig those phallicies and felatious reasonings,dude - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Toes on the nose, and DOWN with the bandwagon pose!
BLOODYGOOD point I must say!!! Wow - can't believe I'm the first person to respond to your comment!!! My mind has been more blown than the whole audience, being blown by Ricky! Salute 🙌
People just can’t take a joke anymore, if they don’t like what their hearing change the Chanel, leave the room. You have that choice. I’m sick and tired of you do gooders or woke, which actually means Stupid, trying to run everything. Some of us enjoy a bit of good dirty humour. You don’t have to watch it.
Perhaps you should check the dictionary concerning the definition of “woke”. You don’t get to invent your own definition and force it on us litterate people.
Absolutely hilarious. You can't accuse him of discrimination, he includes EVERY one.
Literally 😂😂😂
And that's the whole point behind comedy, yet still people who are easily offended go to or watch stand up comics...my tip for them...stop watching... he's been a top shelf show for a long time now.
"I am not prejudiced, nor do I discriminate...
I hate everyone equally."
- cannot immediately recall who said that. Although, Ron White does come to mind. 😊
Ricky Gervais is the best stand-up comedian alive today. Thank you for posting this!
God i love comics that tell it like it is, and do while actually being funny...thats why hes one of the best, no scared to do material that this day and age people just loved to get offended by...if that's you, i offer a tip, dont watch it...mean while the rest of us that love comedy for what it was ment for, will be enjoying ourselves...Great show as usual man.
Thank you for putting this together and uploading some of Rickys stuff 👍
I just absolutely love this man❤❤❤
Me either
❤❤❤
@@fotinikordos2609
Me too i absolutely want to marry this man,.. or his money, it's one of them...
Ricky is brilliant. Love him. So very clever. The world needs him
He had the Golden Globe audience squirming in their seats. Love it.
😂They are terrified of him😂😂
I fall asleep laughing to Ricky's old XFM show with Karl. Truly the greatest mind of our time
Same here. It's amazing how much you hear from then that Ricky worked into his stand up act.
@@bazonics
same here.. and we are talking about Karl here yes :)
I listen to that most nights to be honest-fall asleep and wake up with the 3 of them talking bollocks but so funny🤣
Such a great way to fall asleep. I always fall asleep listening to something but I usually have to switch from comedy to something less amusing because comedy keeps me awake because I get too into it. lol
Absolutely love Ricky, one of the best comedian's ever! 😂
Dude's one of a kind.
Champion status. He and Anthony Jesselnik are my favorites. Burr is up there, too. Of course, Chappelle.
He really is
Only in that he performs. His logic and thought processes are common
You think !!! Do'h
Shut up
BRILLIANT..."ITS THE MARRIAGE THEY OBJECT TO".
I love you Ricky, you are honestly One of!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Comedy will get me through the next four years.
Trumps back baby
@@DylanMush🎉🎉🎉
Global warming melts snowflakes just saying
There is no one on this planet, honest enough, nor brave enough to say boldly and straight up what Ricky does to anyone about anything.
Ricky's the Eminem of comedy😂 I reckon he would beat anyone in a comedy battle😂
Louis CK
Hard to compare, but Louis’ storytelling ability is outstanding. And he is great at going to very twisted places, making the audience recoil, but then bringing them back to him with the cleverness of the humor.
No. Ricky got better with age. Eminem only released 2 decent albums.
s@@weekendwarriorprospecting817yeah he's the only released 13 platinum albums. Highest selling artist in history 220 million albums. Might want to try and find another comparison
Do you guys know Tim Minchin? It's AMAZING comedian and musician!
Ricky has taken rude_sarcasm next level,and made it become funny in a way that's Unique....
What is “rude_sarcasm”? And why the underscore? This whole comment is just a confusing, meaningless mess
Man's a genius 👏
Humpty Dumpty was a massive cannon. It was mounted on a Fortress Wall over looking a sheer cliff. The opposing navy shot the wall out causing the Cannon to fall in the rocky depths never to be retrieved.
Thanks for that mate I will sleep tonight lolx
😂 good to know 😂
Almost. It was a Royalist cannon that sat on the walls of Colchester during the English Civil War. The wall beneath it was shot out by the Parliamentarians, and all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again. It was Lewis Carrol who first portrayed Humpty Dumpty as an egg . . . and yes, I am fun at parties 😊
Amen :p
Oeuf shoe, etc...
Why cannon?
OK. a man size egg ballast could be fired but sadly fell from the wall and broke. So which came first the big cannon called humpty dumpty or the egg on a wall?
Love this man. He's not intimidated by anyone 😅
Ricky has it right all the way. 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
Hilarious . Love Ricky Gervais comedy . So I live in South America and I met a little South American kid named Adolph. It was a real effort to keep my face under control, let me tell you. 😂 WTF.
I needed this!! Thanks 😂
Humpty dumpty was a canon during the English civil war, it sat on a tower of castle that was attacked by Parliament forces, the tower was hit with canon and collapsed, humpty dumpty came down with it and fell the moat, dispite this royalist forces repelled the attack. After it was over the men of the castle and the kings horses tried to retrieve humpty from the moat which they failed, hence they couldn't put humpty together again.
I love his thinking love his humor
the wig, the glasses, the catchphrase
I'm an Australian. Ricky G is the first person I've ever seen drinking Fosters.......
Not really it's been drank 80s n more lol by loads this just stage and any celeb is sponsers lol same as TV how think they do all 😂
I needed this .
Thanks!
That's shocking. Donating money to someone who has done nothing to contribute except COPY AND PASTE someone else's achievements. 🙄
Why is there no sound 41 :13 to 42:36 secs?
don't know...
Bit of a racist joke
Idk but a lot of people are afraid of Islam
@@arpitsrivstva To kick yourself means you are regretful. Because he's had his cock taken off. What does he get out of using a dildo?
@@arpitsrivstva to kick yourself is a slang term for being annoyed at yourself for whatever reason. For instance, a nice coat is on sale in a shop. You go into the shop a week later and it is no longer discounted. You would say 'I could kick myself for not buying it sooner. Hope that helps.
That bit about an act of God tells me he's got a better working knowledge of God than most christians I know.
He makes grammys worth watching 😂😂
hes been really working out!
Love it!
Spiders, indeed, can go bald. We saw one tarantula named Rosie at a petting display. My daughter went on a field trip with her class, and then on Saturday, she wanted to pet Rosie again. That's how I found out that spiders can be petted to the point of baldness. 😂
What one person does, is the business of no one else unless it involves you or is hurting you.
So it’s totally cool to bang kids or hurt animals? Great point, champ.
Sound cuts off at 41:12
You are the best human. I love you
Why is yahoo recommending him only now? He’s brilliant and where have I been?
because who the fuck is still on Yahoo these days mate
Is yahoo still actually a thing?? What the hell. This is the most baffling comment I have read in months.
Why does it mute at 41:16 til like 42:37?
I love how the guy setting with Charles Wooten is stunned 😲 by that joke that Norm O'Donnell does more than Charles. 😂
Hilarious 😂
Dad was in hospital on Easter Sunday with pancreatic cancer and I asked him which doctor saw him earlier that day; he responded: “Humpty Dumpty”.
Saw the doc later - he was short, egg shaped & wearing a yellow shirt.
💦💦💦👖💦💦💦
Clever funny man i love that guy 😂
Just had an email from International Animal Rescue about a brown bear who has just been released into the wild after a minor r.t.a. They called him Ricky.
Was this an attempt at a joke? If not, was there a point to this comment?
audio cuts out at 41:30 and comes back at 42:42 for me
this guy is a gem
The best
Glad that Humpty Dumpty is seen as a religion, according to the title, it deserves it
The moral to humpty dumpty is we are all fragile eggs and armies and wars cant fix us after they finished breaking us.
@@freddykruger3320nah I think the egg is someone with they/them pronouns and they are so fragile it’s inevitable that they’ll crack just by doing something as mundane as sitting on a wall. The horses represent the fact that they are beyond saving.
that Humpty Dumpty joke unexpectedly developed into honestly the funniest joke I’ve ever heard, the man’s a fucking genius.
Love. It now he’s on here on BALR
Imagine if 12 million people suddenly agreed with you...
Easy.
Donald J. Trump is a traitor. A felon. A fascist. A Russian asset.
There you go. 285 million people agree.
I thought I was the only one who thinks it's weird that people applaud a recovering drug addict but not a person who's never done it. Felt a little guilty about that one til now.
At 41:13 is this censorship?
42.38 sound comes back. 🤷♀️ Weird. You're probably correct
@@zombiepirate23 LOL
Absolutely. The conversation was heading towards a Muslim joke ,so yes it was definitely censorship.
Wtf. This is bulcrap. Who gives them right to censor everything now these days. Who the heck they think they are to infringe on our right to see and joke about world as it is. They probably shitting their pants about some revolution coming then cause they know they effed up oppressing all other small countries so they have to drag all us people with them in their wicked view of our future...
Time to leave TH-cam
I must guess they feel really offended
whats up with the silent bit at 41m 20s? Self censorship is hardly in the metier of a Gervais fan. Also why all the random other ppl intercut in to a montage on Gervais?
Lmao 🤣 ☠️ crying laughing 🤣 at the plate spinning
The humpty dumpty routine, which show is it from please
Don’t worry about finding the routine; just go back to school.
Vicky!!!!🤣🤣🤣💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
42:06 what's up with the sound here?
My Dad said that back in 1941, his high school senior prank was a bunch of guys took a cow upstairs to the second floor of the main building. Said the school had to get a crane to get it back on the ground.
The refrances to karl pilkington go so unnoticed. Oneexample gypsies 'do we need um'
Much of Ricky's humour was mined out of Karls cavernous head. I dont think Ricky's career would have been as successful without the discovery of Karl
@@julianchamberlain5399I am amazed at the fact there’s people with an IQ lower than what Karl’s is supposed to be. The fact that some people think he’s a real person and not just a character proves this.
@@LeadLead His real name is Brett
I would love to see him 😂😂😂. I bet he would be so much fun to just hang out with. I had a friend growing up with that kind of witt. We could be at a party or event. Someone would do or say something stupid we would be clear across the room from each other. I knew better than to even look at him.we would just fall out laughing.
Go Ricky👍👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Horse comes over, fucked" sent me 😂
I grip on impact 😂
Hi IQ human in action! Funny therapy
KIDNAPPED! LOLZ
Ironically, Humpty Dumpty was never mentioned to be an egg in the song. It was made as that for children books etc 🎉
57:10 best part
Tom hanks looks so offended, did he got mentioned anywhere?
Or is he felt attack subconsciously.
I have an important story. One day I was driving home, when all of a sudden the Lord came to me in spirit. I felt very close to Him. I knew if I asked him to play any song on the radio he would, I guess to bless my faith.
So I said "ok, Lord play "Come as you are".
I turned on the radio and the song started playing right there on the spot, perfectly…
I started getting flooded with chills like a waterfall, crying, and trembling.
He stayed with me for 10 minutes in my driveway. until I got outta the car.
A couple months after that I started getting amazing prayers answered way more often, because it helped me quit doubting when I pray and I was lined up with biblical instructions. It's 7 years later and I still get answered prayers in Jesus name.
Sad you didn't pray to have him stop giving AIDS to babies in Africa - instead of asking for a song. Waste of a prayer.
Right!!
@markinnis5978 No I'm being for real. A while after that happened, I was watching a preacher on TH-cam. I felt this compassion come over me by the Holy Spirit. So I prayed for him. "Father, I pray you double this man's ministry, his finances, and his marital life, in Jesus holy name, I demand and I decree. Amen."
The next day he released a new video. He was standing on stage for a bit, smiling. Then he said "The Lord has just doubled his ministry. He's doubled his finances and He's doubled his marital life...
My heart started pounding from shock, because he was saying my exact prayer from the night before. I wasn't even thinking about how I had prayed when he said it.
Then later that week another prayer just as impossible was answered. I've had trials and tribulations, but it still happens.
@@Cerulean9002 ok...if this is how you truly feel, who am I to disagree!!
@@markinnis5978 It's not about how I feel, sir. I'm offering actual, tangible evidence about Jesus. I used to be atheist for many years, and I understand that mindset very well. But, God came to me and now I've seen so many, literally miraculous things. We've had multiple people healed from stage 4 cancers at one church I used to go too.
poorly developed video which included people who are clearly not Ricky. plus the volume cut out or the recording was on mute?
Did he say Bruce Buggermill?
Supposedly 'Humpty Dumpty' was actually a cannon
About 40 minutes in I lost audio. Is it because he was talking about 9 11 ?
Hilarious, if you can’t laugh at yourself Hollywood don’t worry we Al are!
Rick the Great! 👏👏👏👏👏🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Omg humpty dumpty killed me 😂
I love how they call him anti-woke 😂😂😂😂 he's anti- hypocrite
I like that he have no problem bashing anyone a or any things 😊if we would think about not offending people there won’t be any joke or comedians at all just bunch silly woke who would argue about their gender and what they want to be called 🤮
If you dont like your ad to be commented, dont place an ad.
And, everything is an ad today. Even this yt video.
Why is there no sound from 41.12?👎👎👎
Don’t appreciate the censorship
2:34 Couple of family members have been doing this! Doesn't impress me!
Humpty Dumpty was not about an egg The egg was an animation because it's a lot easier to draw an egg and show it to kids falling off a wall and showing the canon falling off of wall The story is about a large cannon... We associate the story Humpty Dumpty with an egg because of the 1980s I want to say cartoon
15:30
Humpty Dumpty thing is so stupid and simple, but hilarious
It’s a parody on a political occurrence in England
What’s the “political occurrence”?
Sound censored tf later in vid. He talks truths then sound is cut. So G👀gle!!!
But what if Humpty Dumpty wasn’t actually an egg but just a fat kid?
I don’t know. What if?
Fosters.. argh cat piss, are you saving Pickles for Jane or summat? 😜 Only joking.. Fosters however: cat piss, as bad as Carling or Krokenbourg and Budweiser.. you might as well get the alcohol free ones
A women’s opinion on beer…Foster’s is rubbish but if you say so it must actually be good.
David spade on my fake problems. Just be glad he in America. See he got his name here. Funny boy what.
9:25 ya welcome
Many of these jokes are basically from conversations with Karl Pilkington from 20 years ago (e.g. the 'stroking a spider' and the goat stuff just before half way through).
He did these stand ups around 20 years ago as well. Just used all the radio and podcast stuff as material for his stand up routines, obviously.
I thought he was on stage in front of an audience?
He was in front of a live audience.
Gag me with a flock of smug seagulls! Hail Ricky, full of gall! The ‘New Romantic Rector’! Just dig those phallicies and felatious reasonings,dude - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Toes on the nose, and DOWN with the bandwagon pose!
How do you know Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
BLOODYGOOD point I must say!!! Wow - can't believe I'm the first person to respond to your comment!!! My mind has been more blown than the whole audience, being blown by Ricky!
Salute 🙌
It was a cannon
I didn't eggspect that. I thought you were yoking
@@tonupharrywhaaaa???? Well it makes sense now..... Mind blown again
How do you not know it
What about Jesus Adolf to level it out? ❤
Oh, dear!!!
People just can’t take a joke anymore, if they don’t like what their hearing change the Chanel, leave the room. You have that choice. I’m sick and tired of you do gooders or woke, which actually means Stupid, trying to run everything. Some of us enjoy a bit of good dirty humour. You don’t have to watch it.
Hmm. I am guessing you are 60+ by the way you write.
Perhaps you should check the dictionary concerning the definition of “woke”.
You don’t get to invent your own definition and force it on us litterate people.
Fauci's NIH Budget 😂
Lui