Getting an RFID Implant

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

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    • @gingersndragons
      @gingersndragons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ye, the start of this sentence makes no sense

    • @100missedcalls
      @100missedcalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm getting a privacy warning...

    • @willisthehy
      @willisthehy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Modern Rogue can he fly with this? I would like to know because I would love to do this, please respond haha keep up the great work

    • @palashjain5036
      @palashjain5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sweden is the only country in the world with more than 10,000 people have a RFID Implants in their hands. Sweden leads in innovation and this is one of them. 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪

    • @Suninrags
      @Suninrags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey so remember that time you guys said you would give that fire eating manual if people emailed you guys. Still waiting for that....

  • @wendighoul
    @wendighoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2580

    You can call it "biohacking" or "Grindr lifestyle"
    I'm going to call it biohacking.

    • @somerando1073
      @somerando1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Uh, yeah... Me too.

    • @antibodyarmy
      @antibodyarmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      its Grinder, not grindr like the app. Grinders see every part of the body as hackable(or replaceable) and seek to become cyborgs, thus the title "Grinder" .

    • @wendighoul
      @wendighoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@antibodyarmy Yes, but my way is funnier.

    • @thundermoon96
      @thundermoon96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@antibodyarmy y'know op has a point

    • @somerando1073
      @somerando1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@antibodyarmy Yeah, and just go ahead and say that you live the grinder lifestyle out loud in public.

  • @domramsey
    @domramsey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2969

    Wow, those body modifications are really opening doors for you.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Hah!

    • @HKoopman
      @HKoopman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      SaltyBunnyRR1
      Just a short question.
      Who *is* rating comments? Is there a subreddit or TH-cam comment ranking system?

    • @itsnetts
      @itsnetts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@HKoopman Uhh, what? Anyone with an account can upvote a comment.

    • @HKoopman
      @HKoopman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Netts
      I’m guessing you haven’t noticed the whole underrated trend in the comments, so I don’t see a point in arguing.

    • @itsnetts
      @itsnetts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HKoopman What do you mean?

  • @cartern5471
    @cartern5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1620

    So brian is a changeling and jason is a cyborg...great

    • @Jack-dk9ii
      @Jack-dk9ii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They are growing up so fast

    • @sinom
      @sinom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So it's definitely Justice League and not Avengers.

    • @hikikocorgi
      @hikikocorgi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jason is a cyborg AND wears dress pants....

    • @luisbastidas248
      @luisbastidas248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can I get a link for the Changeling video? Or the name at least?

    • @majortellandrus2552
      @majortellandrus2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHEN DID BRIAN BECOME A CHANGELING

  • @elop1331
    @elop1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I love how the guy doesn’t talk!! Hi’s legendary!!!

    • @mr.meowgi9876
      @mr.meowgi9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Called out jason for not being dark enough for the dc universe

    • @Jdx-cw3lq
      @Jdx-cw3lq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.meowgi9876 where in south africa can i get The RFID Implant?

  • @mikegolfaviation6340
    @mikegolfaviation6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "lead acceleration", airport safe word for shooting guns

    • @swagmasterkoolboi1744
      @swagmasterkoolboi1744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you I was wondering what that meant

    • @MCLooyverse
      @MCLooyverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, is that why he says that, or where that comes from? I know he does a *lot* of flying, and IIRC his wife is a pilot.

  • @KleinOfficial
    @KleinOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    The bald guy has glasses like they were drawn on him in post production

    • @RayoAtra
      @RayoAtra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The whole time i was like why would they track cartoon glasses on that guy

    • @TheAechBomb
      @TheAechBomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Feawyn it's possible, but I think they're just glasses

    • @CrustyOldDave
      @CrustyOldDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just checking the comments to see if I was going mad. Thank you all.

    • @devonlopez1173
      @devonlopez1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you.....looks like cgi 😂😂

    • @owenhutchinson6126
      @owenhutchinson6126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The lens were just blue light filtering ones. Thats why I think they looked weird.

  • @Fernando-sd6xt
    @Fernando-sd6xt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    Brian: "Whoever this company is, I don't even know 'em"
    The lock: "Samsung"

    • @kimjong-un7207
      @kimjong-un7207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was referring to the chip

    • @Aiden8r
      @Aiden8r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@kimjong-un7207 No he wasn't.
      I'm not gonna rewind to verify my claim but You are wrong because I say so

    • @spartankongcountry6799
      @spartankongcountry6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Aiden8r No one is asking you to verify your claim. In fact, nobody really cares.

    • @theirishviking9278
      @theirishviking9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure Samsung is allowed in the us

    • @triggahappyyt5420
      @triggahappyyt5420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I know, it's just I big bold letters

  • @saucyprocess
    @saucyprocess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1410

    “Penetration jobs.”
    Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.

    • @dominickbenincasa5043
      @dominickbenincasa5043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Brandon Collier th-cam.com/video/NIgfiSzCy1o/w-d-xo.html

    • @rampagent9226
      @rampagent9226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You win youtube.

    • @wave1090
      @wave1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Penetration jobs are just a regular part of the Grindr lifestyle

    • @SherlockHomeless221b
      @SherlockHomeless221b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I winked when he said that. Yes winked not a typo

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lots of those on valentines day.

  • @JacquesSnacques
    @JacquesSnacques 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This simultaneously is super rad and ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIES ME. The whole story about showing the card but using the hand to open the door was like something out of fiction, and even the whole concept of body mods seems unreal to me, but the idea of making a hole and putting a thing inside someone's body triggers some sort of super big phobia of mine, and shakes me to my very core. The future is now and I'm not mentally prepared.

    • @intimiderp7934
      @intimiderp7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
      Revelation 13:16‭-‬17 KJV
      Repent and trust in Jesus, all that is happening has been prophesied to happen, we are all sinners in need of a savior, we have all fallen short of Gods glory, but he died for us, took upon himself the wrath that we deserve, repent (metanoia, to have a change of mind) call on the name of Jesus sincerely and he will answer.

    • @coltonjester4906
      @coltonjester4906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intimi Derp you said in hand it actually says on hand or on forehead

    • @punklover99
      @punklover99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's no different than getting an earring

    • @gunner1660
      @gunner1660 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@intimiderp7934 that's the one thing can't do

    • @SininhaMalhada
      @SininhaMalhada ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t need to be prepared you don’t need to put this on your body just because others are putting it. Our bodys are supose to be biological they should stay that way.

  • @AedeneDuGuay
    @AedeneDuGuay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Jason Murphy: The 6-dollar man!

  • @bearddragon_
    @bearddragon_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Lead acceleration is my new favorite term for shooting

  • @yetanother9127
    @yetanother9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I can't wait for RFID skimmers to get small enough that they become implantable as well, so you could clone a card just by holding it in your hand. Having a skimmer implanted in one hand connected to a broadcaster in the other would allow you to essentially open _any RFID lock whose key you've touched at some point._ That's something that belongs in a cyberpunk heist movie.

    • @TerminianLinkVT
      @TerminianLinkVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You shake hands with another chip guy and get all their info. Suddenly greetings are no longer started or finished with hand gestured

    • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
      @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't fully understand all of the science behind these electronic security systems, but my gut instinct tells me that the more complicated and "versatile" they are, the more avenues for them to fail/be exploited there are. At least with a physical lock, the guy has to stand there and use some tools for a little bit.

    • @Charzilian
      @Charzilian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @xOr RFID tech isn't basic physics, nor is it commonly understood how they work. So you demeaning him for stating that he doesn't know how it works is completely ridiculous. Also, you completely misunderstood what he was saying. he was saying as the tech advances (gets more complicated) the more things that can go wrong with it, and more exploitation would be possible. Nothing he said was wrong, and you only showed yourself to be arrogant, and ignorant.

    • @MitchellNewan
      @MitchellNewan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds super cool, but you can't have a battery inside your body, so it would have to be induction powdered (look up the peg leg)
      *man walks up to you to shake your hand, he has a qi power bank duct-taped to his arm* XD

    • @yetanother9127
      @yetanother9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MitchellNewan You absolutely can have a battery inside your body, that's how pacemakers work. Replacing it would be a challenge, of course, so you'd need something with a long life (again, just like a pacemaker).

  • @TheRealAlpha2
    @TheRealAlpha2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Brian playing with Implant: How long is too long?
    Jason: About 20 minutes ago.

  • @kopasedik
    @kopasedik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They sort of glossed over it - but definitely worth discussing the potential of an attacker running a brush attack on you, where they get close enough to surreptitiously scan your hands to see what security codes (or credit card numbers) they're giving off. Or doing what Brian mentioned - getting close and reprogramming your chip.

    • @FastCarsLoudMusic
      @FastCarsLoudMusic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You could mitigate this by storing the data encrypted with the key pair that you store separately. Or better yet: memorize.

  • @theluckyaceco
    @theluckyaceco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I kinda love all the safety questions that you get when talking about these implants. It's exactly the same procedure as women have had with the progesterone-only implant for years. This isn't brand-new bio tech in terms of the implant construction and insertion process. I had implants for about 9 years (three implants at 3-year coverage each) so this is tried and tested stuff. I also love Dev's face when Brian asks about tracking questions, priceless!

  • @Hack3rPT
    @Hack3rPT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Branding on the lock : Samsung
    Brian: We're not sponsored, I don't even know this brand...

    • @saltyboo
      @saltyboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was talking about the implantable RFID transmitters, not the door lock you dingus.

    • @darrenletkeman5655
      @darrenletkeman5655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Definitely talking about the lock.

    • @theirishviking9278
      @theirishviking9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So that's why iPhones are all over the place in the us
      Samsung isn't allowed there

    • @Hack3rPT
      @Hack3rPT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saltyboo He even said the lock wasn't available in the US

    • @saltyboo
      @saltyboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hack3rPT Except that exact lock is available in the US. I found a retailer that sells them within five minutes of googling.

  • @sinom
    @sinom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    That guard story is extremely amazing.

  • @JAEratt13
    @JAEratt13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Cooper's comedic timing is great. He's one line, just to put down Murphy

    • @treymorris9392
      @treymorris9392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I wanna know more about Cooper😂

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really thought he was a mute, but no, he just knows what needs to be said and when.

    • @bigwhiterabbit.akathepride5404
      @bigwhiterabbit.akathepride5404 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@treymorris9392 th-cam.com/video/u523mvd2K8U/w-d-xo.html

  • @bmitch3020
    @bmitch3020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Front desk: "how many room keys would you like?"
    You: "two keys, one card"
    FD: ...
    You: ...

  • @DJ_NOOB
    @DJ_NOOB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I don't think you're dark enough for the DC Universe" ......I about peed myself laughing.

  • @michaellafferty6364
    @michaellafferty6364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Please tell me that Jason's chip is programmed with a link to Example Show.

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      god yes

    • @DeviantOllam
      @DeviantOllam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They had tweeted a video of what Jason's hand does now that it's installed... Maybe they'll show it later on the channel. :-)

    • @googleisacruelmistress1910
      @googleisacruelmistress1910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeviantOllam God I hope it's a Rick roll

    • @jmvr
      @jmvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turns out it leads to Mr. Roboto by Styx :/
      Would've been better if it led to th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @aidenbodily9646
      @aidenbodily9646 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JMVR jokes on you, i’ve memorized the link!

  • @ross.triston
    @ross.triston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "I'm used to people making those noises around me."

    • @theprinceoffreshair
      @theprinceoffreshair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This guy's a creep.... Not you but the guy with rfid thing in his hand

    • @Setsuraful
      @Setsuraful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lets not forget he is part of the grindr lifestyle.

    • @michaelmagnus3590
      @michaelmagnus3590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Enthusiastic consent"

    • @memedrop742
      @memedrop742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the prince of fresh air no wtf he’s hilarious

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for quoting the video for us

  • @derrekgillespie413
    @derrekgillespie413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Why do your ads look like you're about to drop the hottest bluegrass album of the decade?

    • @dawnthegoblin
      @dawnthegoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a new decade, they still have time.

  • @kilgarragh
    @kilgarragh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    But now he can’t hold his phone with out rickrolling himself

    • @colling1661
      @colling1661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have to turn on nfc

    • @eriequiet
      @eriequiet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a cyborg with 11 chips, can confirm sometimes I Rick roll myself

  • @otterjae
    @otterjae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the edit on Deviant's voice for the radio call. Not necessary but a much appreciated addition.

  • @pauldeddens5349
    @pauldeddens5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    These guys get cooler by the episode
    I knew biohacking was a thing, _but I didn't think people actually had any practical use for it_
    *_let alone breaking into company server rooms_*

    • @pwnmclovin1
      @pwnmclovin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Give it 20 years, we won't even use normal keys anymore.

    • @1991USsoldier
      @1991USsoldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds a lot like deus ex

    • @DeviantOllam
      @DeviantOllam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You flatter me, sir

    • @foxman8344
      @foxman8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You used to be able to unlock your android phone with it too. But google took that out of newer android versions due to lack of use.

    • @DeviantOllam
      @DeviantOllam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@foxman8344 many of us are very upset about that

  • @kutaaa
    @kutaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    please boys just dont hurt yourself okay mom's worried about you

    • @ar00042
      @ar00042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stinkyapple5 🤣

    • @user-qx7tm5df8j
      @user-qx7tm5df8j 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Moms" is a strong word for lab glassware

    • @onesonofjacob
      @onesonofjacob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @oil monkey ???

    • @onesonofjacob
      @onesonofjacob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @oil monkey Can't imagine still being racist in 2020 we got much bigger issues in the World like sex trafficking and you're worried about SKIN COLOR. Time to grow up.

  • @furonwarrior
    @furonwarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    8:38 JerryRigsEverything: “Glass is still glass.”

    • @lich_king_ethan
      @lich_king_ethan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And glass breaks

    • @lukem3487
      @lukem3487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Scratches at a level 6, with deeper grooves at a level 7

    • @AnymMusic
      @AnymMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lukem3487 oh it's deeper grooves alright

  • @stevenalbretsen2519
    @stevenalbretsen2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I’ll stick with my keys!!!

    • @gibusspy5544
      @gibusspy5544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd rather be a cyberpunk.

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jazzygrouch144 Ah yes, mind control through a chip in your palm. Because that's where all the thinking is. Also, do you really think it's that simple? The human brain isn't even fully understood, a mind control chip would require not only that, but also a full map of your own brain, because they're not all wired the same, and constant updates to adjust for the brain restructuring itself when it senses something is off

    • @Jazzygrouch144
      @Jazzygrouch144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lred1383 I never said anything about mind control

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jazzygrouch144 Deleting a comment and pretending you never said anything. I don't think you realise just how suspicious this looks

    • @Jazzygrouch144
      @Jazzygrouch144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lred1383 I didnt delete it

  • @alotofthings22
    @alotofthings22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So many people going "WTF I DONT WANT THIS IN ME!", who the fuck cares. If you don't want one, don't get one, it's really that simple. If you want to get your advice on technology and cyber security from a 2000 year old book, go ahead and do whatever you please.

  • @yungyamazaki9512
    @yungyamazaki9512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Lmaooo this guy is like “grindr lifestyle” and “I use it on penetration jobs”. DUDE PLEASE STOP IM DYING.

    • @J__C__
      @J__C__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why? He's not making gay references. He's talking about grinders, not grindrs. Penetration testing is also a thing. They're hired by companies to attempt to get into said company's own buildings, computer systems, etc...to look for flaws in security so the company can fix them before a criminal exploits these security flaws. He even talks about it. 🤷‍♂️
      Also, they make this thing called Google. You should use it sometime. Then you'd be informed and actually know he's not being funny. He's being serious.
      "Grinders are people who apply the hacker ethic to improve their own bodies with do it yourself cybernetic devices or introducing Biochemicals into the body to enhance or change their bodies' functionality. Many grinders identify with the biopunk movement, open-source transhumanism, and techno-progressivism"

    • @Razzman70
      @Razzman70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deviant is a penetration tester. His job is to break into companies to see how secure they are, pretty much always hired by said company without telling any of their employees. He has some amazing defcon talks.

    • @Zack_Taylor
      @Zack_Taylor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Woooooshhh
      ITT: people explaining what OP already knows. Guys, no one thought he was actually being crude. The joke is how easily he can be taken out of context. It sounds like an arrested development skit.

  • @ryanheinzen3450
    @ryanheinzen3450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Finally seeing Jason becoming a cyborg

  • @ericfernandez6706
    @ericfernandez6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Listen to this dude "Im used to people making sounds like that around me", "grinder lifestyle"

    • @ShardtheWolf
      @ShardtheWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grinder_(biohacking)

    • @tripletoruses
      @tripletoruses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "penetration jobs"

    • @ericfernandez6706
      @ericfernandez6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tripletoruses lmao

  • @JasonDurrett
    @JasonDurrett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Quick question: what is the absolute worst case scenario when someone with the implant goes through an MRI. I've read somewhere that it can heat up, but how much?

    • @eriequiet
      @eriequiet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Real world it doesn’t, it’s mri safe to seven? Tesla units
      I have no solid grasp on what it is but most medical mri machines are much less powerful

    • @DemonMouseVG
      @DemonMouseVG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seeing as how people have metal plates and bars in their body I'm sure there's a way around it

    • @hoodwink5105
      @hoodwink5105 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enough to fry your brain you pinhead

    • @lordsethos2000
      @lordsethos2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eriequiet (fancy meeting you here.)

    • @raspipi5291
      @raspipi5291 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a problem, however some fast switching gradients can reprogram the tag.

  • @toogerlamer8719
    @toogerlamer8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "you are a beast"
    He could have said anything tho

    • @Givenphy
      @Givenphy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What else to expect from Gate Keeprs!? It's part of the Script MK Ultra! "You have to be a Brain Sleep to not see it!!!

    • @Givenphy
      @Givenphy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Shrek Harriott Beast System Tripl six The Body System!

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is like watching two Doc Browns blunder their way into amazing scientific accomplishments as assigned by Johnny Noxville.

  • @somerando1073
    @somerando1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Isn't this just what we've been doing to dogs for years?

    • @stocktonjoans
      @stocktonjoans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yes

    • @wellox8856
      @wellox8856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yup

    • @blu0065
      @blu0065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      now let's do it to humans -- just to be fair

    • @somerando1073
      @somerando1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@blu0065 Animal testing successful, now for human trials.

    • @blu0065
      @blu0065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Alex Hays I also have an implant, but I think I jumped on the train too early. A better model came out and I want it...

  • @demmer44
    @demmer44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    lol they're so bugged out about the 1cm implant/removal, I can't help but chuckle with my 2 inch birth control implant jammed in my arm and swapped out every 4 years. It's not for the squeamish, but your body learns to ignore it after not too long

    • @Ausar0
      @Ausar0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a thing?
      How does that work? Why in the arm?

    • @bobbob123ful
      @bobbob123ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ausar0 hormones

  • @Sensuous_Owl
    @Sensuous_Owl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have two very important questions for Dev and Babak!
    1)Can you still go through airport security with an implant like this? (i’m not talking about the metal detector, I’m talking about the full body scanner in international airports)
    2)Can you still get MRIs and x-rays scans on your hand or wherever you get the implant?
    Edit: Missed spelled corrections

    • @adievalavanis
      @adievalavanis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucas check out dangerousthings.com/x-faq !!

    • @Sensuous_Owl
      @Sensuous_Owl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adievalavanis Thank you! 👍

  • @goldcd
    @goldcd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great discussion about whether these are safe, how to get these implanted safely etc..
    If you've chipped a pet, it's the same thing.
    *realizes how backward it is that his house lets the cat in, but still uses a key himself*

  • @Danfunnyman1234
    @Danfunnyman1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Well this is possibly the creepiest thing I've seen in a very very long time... Nope nope nope

    • @velocibadgery
      @velocibadgery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why not?

    • @efirizaki5656
      @efirizaki5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes and yes

    • @carissasanders
      @carissasanders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TheTruthWillOut exactly.

    • @CommunistCockroach
      @CommunistCockroach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @TheTruthWillOut Oh yes, a small implant with limited range and with no more use than a programmable card, used by a tiny minority of people is the big fucking step for every human getting life threatening implants for a shadow organization to control them.
      Truly, TMZ-Cobra had really outdone themselves this time.

    • @bluntlyrose1853
      @bluntlyrose1853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheTruthWillOut indeed. Learned that when I was 13. Now I’m 23 LMAO

  • @prestonbowers4768
    @prestonbowers4768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    it's still weird watching these videos when they are, for example, five views

    • @seasaltzstar
      @seasaltzstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how was this comment posted 40 minutes ago

    • @f14exe
      @f14exe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preston Bowers I agree

    • @IronBat-jv4el
      @IronBat-jv4el 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seasaltzstar Patreon I think

    • @aidancaudill9178
      @aidancaudill9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How was this 40 minutes ago when the vid came out less than 10 seconds ago

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidancaudill9178 Patreon

  • @pjbroke335
    @pjbroke335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    4:28 so basically... this dude breaks into buildings for a living... he definitely doesn’t use it for anything nefarious

    • @Ausar0
      @Ausar0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Do you just not understand the point of penetration testing, or what?
      Yes, he does break into buildings for a living. He's hired by the people who own the buildings. That doesn't mean that he goes around committing crimes when not on the job.

    • @petermctague5090
      @petermctague5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ausar0 what job is that, it sounds really interesting and I’d like to research it

    • @Ausar0
      @Ausar0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@petermctague5090
      I'm not sure if it has any other names, it probably does like "security consultant/expert" or something along those lines. But I believe people just refer to it as penetration testing. When I see those words though, I'm thinking more of a hacking job, rather than physical security. Both are important though. The person is basically just hired to try to spot and exploit weaknesses in security and then give a report at the end so that the company can better protect themselves against actual criminals.
      You gotta think like a criminal to stop a criminal.

    • @cdubsb3831
      @cdubsb3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ollum's a good dude. Lot of security contractors love and host him for speeches.

  • @DangStank
    @DangStank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What he should have don’t is spin in circles 3 times, snap his fingers, and then open the door with the red card. Then you tell the guards that it’s a magic spell you casted to let you in. If they ask you to show them then you do the silly stuff again, open the door and amaze them. If they ask you to open the door without the spell, put in the other hand and fail to open the door. You then have convinced everyone that magic is real

  • @SteadfastLove757
    @SteadfastLove757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I don't feel good about this...

    • @onesonofjacob
      @onesonofjacob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      trust that feeling...

    • @intimiderp7934
      @intimiderp7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
      Revelation 13:16‭-‬17 KJV

    • @m.h.1593
      @m.h.1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Intimi Derp it’s like they read the Bible and said, “that’s evil. Let’s do it.”

    • @ALEXGAYMAR2312
      @ALEXGAYMAR2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you guys carry a phone everywhere with you, dont worry... you basically have an implant that tracks you everywhere at any time

    • @onesonofjacob
      @onesonofjacob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ALEXGAYMAR2312 I don't have a phone.

  • @startedtech
    @startedtech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Why has the channel logo become Jason with an open shirt and chest hair visible

    • @EzraTF2
      @EzraTF2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pool.

    • @TT-qx3mq
      @TT-qx3mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Valentine’s day

    • @LuckyDDBH
      @LuckyDDBH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Watch the pool episode named "Brian vs Jason for the fate of the channel", you will understand

    • @moosmanngarage8907
      @moosmanngarage8907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brushwood's plan has been a success

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was only a matter of time

  • @danilagrey6007
    @danilagrey6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got these implant‘s about five years ago and my dad vetoed them worried that they might move in the body but I’ve been watching these guys I definitely am thinking of trying it again

  • @Oldquantom345
    @Oldquantom345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Some Korean company”
    Lock: *Samsung*
    I mean they’re not wrong...

  • @1231dre
    @1231dre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You can keep it; I don’t want any parts of that!!!

    • @miholju
      @miholju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man says, "The biggest benefit is convenience, it basically simplifies your life."
      God says, "It basically simplifies Mitt judgement on you... Go directly to Hell... don't pass "GO"... don't collect $200.oo...
      You're soul is now eternally damned to the lake of fire."

  • @bjornsan
    @bjornsan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Before video: I don't ever want anything like this.
    During video: Could be cool to have but I have no use for it.
    Seeing the needle that insert the RFID: Heeeeell no!

    • @rasupreme1369
      @rasupreme1369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @slayrix279
      @slayrix279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want this now, needles don’t scare me

  • @anthonycasso8279
    @anthonycasso8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'd rather be locked out of my house or greatly inconvenienced then have that shit put in me .....I'll pass.

    • @bluelips501
      @bluelips501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah me too . Nuh uh

    • @bayouboi3668
      @bayouboi3668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But we're the crazy ones, right?😂😂 these people are insane. I think of the verse in Revelation that says those with the mark will get boils on their bodies, and I wonder if its like radiation poison, or cancer, from the technology they put in their skin like this.

    • @punklover99
      @punklover99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bayouboi3668 subdermal implants have been around for years and yet nothing

    • @MrTripplenipple
      @MrTripplenipple 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same...they gotta take me out before I get this crap in me.

    • @punklover99
      @punklover99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrTripplenipple it's not a requirement

  • @awsomehog1
    @awsomehog1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    So what does the TSA say about this? This seems like something that would add a cavity search to every attempted flight

    • @kresimirlovric322
      @kresimirlovric322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      People say they have no problem with it. And the scanner doesn't even go off. Read that on biohack.me forum.

    • @patrickbohn5235
      @patrickbohn5235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If I had to guess, they dont give a shit. Its unlikely to show up on any sort of metal detector and I cant imagine that any full body scanners gonna be able to see this as anythimg particularly noticable. Youd have to have a really hyper-observant agent to even notice it.

    • @blu0065
      @blu0065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I can confirm that the TSA has not bothered me.

    • @jort93z
      @jort93z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it doesn't even detect it normally, it is too small.
      After all, the zipper of your pants doesn't get detected either does it?
      Objects have to be at least belt buckle sized for them to detect it. They are calibrated that way.

    • @benbionic
      @benbionic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have 5 of these in me and TSA has literally never said a word about it or stopped me

  • @spartankongcountry6799
    @spartankongcountry6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Can't say this is something I would get behind

    • @MsJavaWolf
      @MsJavaWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it's not a big deal if you do it for yourself as a joke but if a company requires their employees to do it, that would be horrible.

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can if it's fully consensual/ non mandatory

    • @nicksanders9148
      @nicksanders9148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the spirit in you is telling you something

  • @Isambardify
    @Isambardify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You could probably avoid surgery if you incorporated the chip into an elaborate manicure.

  • @kukukachu
    @kukukachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    ahhhh, Revelations, how fun it will be.

    • @kukukachu
      @kukukachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Zeldaplayer 67 I don't know man, parts of it had me in suspense.

    • @dimitartodorov4826
      @dimitartodorov4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Zeldaplayer 67 It won't be boring when the trumpets sound. The prophecies are right there but the questions is are going to deny the things that will happen or gonna accept the truth.

    • @miholju
      @miholju 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man says, "The biggest benefit is convenience, it basically simplifies your life."
      God says, "It basically simplifies My judgement on you... Go directly to Hell... don't pass "GO"... don't collect $200.oo...
      You're soul is now eternally damned to the lake of fire." [Revelation chapter 13, verses 16-18]

    • @Ausar0
      @Ausar0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@miholju
      "right hand or forehead"
      so, basically, just put it in your left hand.
      literally nobody is putting this in their foreheads. Nobody wants to headbutt their locks.

    • @davidr1676
      @davidr1676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Zeldaplayer 67 come back when you grow up from your video game childhood of blindness.

  • @magicalframe9441
    @magicalframe9441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Now when Brian loses Jason and animal control picks him up, they can identify him!

    • @Jdx-cw3lq
      @Jdx-cw3lq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where can i get the RFID Implant ? i am south african.

  • @themadlad_
    @themadlad_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I wanna walk into a room and everyone's phone starts to play never gonna give you up

  • @drooh4180
    @drooh4180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On any video I watch there is a point when I know I want to make sure I’ve tapped the like button. I’ve learned that at that very moment, I need to stop watching long enough to do it, because I prolly won’t remember. That just happened as the ending skit started. Back to finish it. Thanks guys!!!

  • @j_lemy
    @j_lemy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Who else legitimately thought the implanter guy is mute?

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Your ass is grass, Brushwood!"
    Needs to be a shirt.

  • @thomasherzog86
    @thomasherzog86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i love how special and new people think this is when its done since the 1990s with animals.

    • @miholju
      @miholju 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man says, "The biggest benefit is convenience, it basically simplifies your life."
      God says, "It basically simplifies My judgement on you... Go directly to Hell... don't pass "GO"... don't collect $200.oo...
      You're soul is now eternally damned to the lake of fire." [Revelation chapter 13, verses 16-18]

    • @thomasherzog86
      @thomasherzog86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@miholju ok

  • @jaxxzero5734
    @jaxxzero5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    crazy to see “8 seconds ago”

    • @darthsidious6111
      @darthsidious6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yës

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underwhelmingly original way to say “I’m early”, the most unoriginal comment ever.

    • @jaxxzero5734
      @jaxxzero5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brandon life goes on

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaxx Zero
      Oh shit I didn’t realize you’re early and a philosopher that’s some deep stuff there. The comments section is so devoid of anything intellectual or meaningful and full or memes, firsts, notification squad, and all that BS it makes me believe 80% of you are under 12 or intellectually challenged. I’m just tired of seas of comments that don’t have jack shit to do with the video or topic and yet somehow they’re always the top comments. We really must be a bunch of overdeveloped monkeys caught by the first shiny meme. Thousands of people every day see “8 seconds ago”. Our definition of crazy is very different.

    • @jaxxzero5734
      @jaxxzero5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon who cares my guy

  • @GryphonBrokewing
    @GryphonBrokewing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want one in a ring for my work. Always forgetting my badge on my desk, but don't want knives involved to remove it.

  • @CeeKayz0rz
    @CeeKayz0rz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Got dammit, Ollam! You got me into lockpicking and stuff a billion years ago with a YT-uploaded presentation...
    Now you got me wanting RFID implants!!

    • @DeviantOllam
      @DeviantOllam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice! 😁👍

    • @Cybersomnia
      @Cybersomnia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeviantOllam holy shit there he is

    • @DeviantOllam
      @DeviantOllam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cybersomnia hiya! 👋😁

    • @Cybersomnia
      @Cybersomnia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeviantOllam my day has been made, love your stuff man

    • @DeviantOllam
      @DeviantOllam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cybersomnia well, now mine has, as well! :-) thank you so much for watching and enjoying 👍

  • @LiamBarlow
    @LiamBarlow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Really enjoy your content, keep it up guys I watch everything you make.
    I love your channel so much that I whitelisted it on my adblocker :D

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks!!

    • @LiamBarlow
      @LiamBarlow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ModernRogue I'm the one who should be thanking you guys for the excellent content. Thank you!!!

    • @bigwhiterabbit.akathepride5404
      @bigwhiterabbit.akathepride5404 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/u523mvd2K8U/w-d-xo.html

  • @lospollos691
    @lospollos691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Does he have a hip-flask as his belt buckle?

  • @twojuiceman
    @twojuiceman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I come back to this video every now and then just to read all the conspiracy theorists' comments

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:20 imagine getting rick rolled by someone shaking your hand. lol

  • @jeffdom123
    @jeffdom123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When people realize and RFID is so easy to hack that banks forced Mythbusters to cancel their epsisode on it 🔘__🔘

    • @46_and28
      @46_and28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit did when did that happen

    • @jeffdom123
      @jeffdom123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@46_and28 th-cam.com/video/-St_ltH90Oc/w-d-xo.html
      One of the mythbusters explaining it.

    • @46_and28
      @46_and28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeffdom123 thanks

    • @allensmithphotography
      @allensmithphotography 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's the old tech. You should look into high frequency and ultra high frequency rfid they are allot harder to "hack" than the low frequency tags

    • @punklover99
      @punklover99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck off

  • @troyjeffrey4311
    @troyjeffrey4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I never realized just how INTENSE Jason looks when Brian is talking. I mean just look starting at 3:04 with the sound muted. Man looks like he's about to go on a mission to save the world lol

  • @valderhide1674
    @valderhide1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel like by the time the glass broke, you hand would be broken as well

    • @rushodai929
      @rushodai929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right because it would just get pushed into the soft tissue surrounding it, unless your hand is in a vise.

  • @wojownicywiary
    @wojownicywiary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Don't get that RFID chip into your body! Believe in Jesus Christ, the Word of God says as follows: "He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666." Book of Revelation @-18

    • @alexreinier7817
      @alexreinier7817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amen. Remain strong in your faith because Jesus is coming soon! God bless❤️

    • @intimiderp7934
      @intimiderp7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen, KJV translation says in their hand or in their foreheads, people trust in Jesus to save you, we are all sinners in need of a savior, salvation is a free gift.

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok, boomer

  • @TeamWnJ
    @TeamWnJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hmmm, if in the future, more people had these implants, would hackers be able to change what's written on your chip?
    Or alternatively, steal your credentials through a handshake or something?

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s just a digital scratch pad. A piece of paper. So like a normal piece of paper, it can be read or rewritten. Also like a normal piece of paper, you wouldn’t write sensitive info on it and then go waving it around.

  • @benjaminrodriguez6958
    @benjaminrodriguez6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I honestly have been waiting for this video for ages

  • @damefame8921
    @damefame8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Oh don't worry it can't track you"
    But this is the same technology we put in dogs to find them when they run away 😂.

    • @craftygeekent4620
      @craftygeekent4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I could be mistaken but chipping your dog does not help you locate him if he runs off. It only IDs him if someone with the right tool thinks to scan for a chip.

    • @LCPL_Cat
      @LCPL_Cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You dumb. Micro chipping pets doesn’t track them. It shows info on the owner and dog

    • @punklover99
      @punklover99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not what it does but ok sure

    • @FyerBear
      @FyerBear 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tell me you know as much about that chip as the dog does without saying it 🤡

  • @jeffmaesar
    @jeffmaesar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Then I should use my cats chips to break into hotel rooms.

  • @Ethiopianexposer
    @Ethiopianexposer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I would rather die. 😒

  • @matthewwoods632
    @matthewwoods632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Two questions: what about airport scanners (wands and full scan) and MRIs? And ballpark price for chip and reader/writer?

    • @adievalavanis
      @adievalavanis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Woods 1: there isn't enough metal in each one to set off a metal detector or be activated by MRI
      2: the chip price ranges greatly, from $40 to $200! the xNT, which is $70, is probably the one being put in here.
      NFC chips, like the xNT, can be read or write by phones! so that's easy. low frequency RFID usually requires another writer, which usually start at $80 or so.
      dangerousthings.com has a great FAQ for a lot of answers!!

  • @inef85
    @inef85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:19 "hey i bought this online will you shove it into my body?"
    --- "that is an option for the people who don't have the ability to come to a GRINDR conference..."
    What video did i click? 🤣

  • @adamvalent2119
    @adamvalent2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    youtube : uploaded 2 minutes ago
    i never clicked so fast

  • @Elca_Gaming
    @Elca_Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I am not the only one who almost threw up as he inserted the chip right?
    Such a weird feeling watching that. :D

    • @intimiderp7934
      @intimiderp7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
      Revelation 13:16‭-‬17 KJV

    • @J4YAH777
      @J4YAH777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@intimiderp7934 amen! these lost sheeple will perish for lack of KNOWLEDGE 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Intimi Derp bot

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Julian B Ok, boomer

  • @Voltroovious
    @Voltroovious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Animal shelters have been doing this to dogs and cats for decades.

    • @danielyoung7534
      @danielyoung7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, my pup is chipped up to make sure she doesn't get pounded if she got our

    • @sherryclemens2818
      @sherryclemens2818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The chip can move around, they don't tell you this.

    • @sircompo
      @sircompo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sherryclemens2818 Some have an anti-migration coating that allows the surrounding cells to bind to the surface (e.g. Identichip). I suspect cheaper chips are more prone to migration.

    • @sherryclemens2818
      @sherryclemens2818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sircompo Interesting, I still wouldn't put this in my body.

    • @sircompo
      @sircompo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sherryclemens2818 I've been planning to get one for a couple of years, just haven't gotten around to it. Would also love neodymium magnets in my index fingertips; being able to sense magnetic fields would be very handy (no pun intended).

  • @trashboi-bk
    @trashboi-bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:36 is the look the plug gives when he knows he's done good

  • @deepblueyonderspage
    @deepblueyonderspage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Under that gauze pad was a drop of blood... should there be a roll back on the injury counter? Or does it clear this puncture wound on technicality?

    • @BrandtHughes
      @BrandtHughes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This one gets a pass on two accounts: (1) its was an intentional and controlled puncture, and more importantly (2) the counter's primary function is to track impediments to production and consequences of irresponsible action. There is editor discretion built into the bylaws of counter rollbacks, so this instance didn't make the cut, so to speak.

  • @reot1369
    @reot1369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He said he is more man than machine, I wouldn't call any of these f-holes men😂😂🤣🤣

    • @LCPL_Cat
      @LCPL_Cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RawEggsofThunder bot

    • @reot1369
      @reot1369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LCPL_Cat your mother's a bot

    • @LCPL_Cat
      @LCPL_Cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RawEggsofThunder ohh a your mom joke head over to Newgrounds kiddo

  • @slaterfrei7665
    @slaterfrei7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "what goes in can come out . . . If you have blades and effort."

    • @AnymMusic
      @AnymMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean... they're not wrong technically

    • @spicytrashpanda
      @spicytrashpanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest with sharp knife"

    • @krell.1415
      @krell.1415 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And here are the Rippers to his Grinders

  • @LynnGryphon
    @LynnGryphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm already paranoid about the tech world I live in, you guys are terrifying 😅

  • @brycelynch2138
    @brycelynch2138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welcome to the club, Murphy.

  • @anthonykoeslag
    @anthonykoeslag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is brilliant, but I can just imagine it will be like haveing a bundle of keys when you get to your lock, now which bit of my body will open this :/

  • @ArcticWolfOfficial
    @ArcticWolfOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is this a new skill tree perk in Cyberpunk?

  • @josemontero4854
    @josemontero4854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine being able to handshake someone and reprogram their chip so when the grab their phone they get Rick Rolled

    • @TerminianLinkVT
      @TerminianLinkVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Completely yes. I would worry about erasing their data, like if it's their house keys.

  • @captainnwalps6689
    @captainnwalps6689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’m telling you I’m one step closer to chopping my hand off

    • @anthonylombardo4829
      @anthonylombardo4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol no problem. They will just put it in your forehead

    • @captainnwalps6689
      @captainnwalps6689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anthony Lombardo I meant as in having an “accident” to get a bad ass cybernetic prosthetic

    • @kionamcnutt8630
      @kionamcnutt8630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope that God causes mine to malfunction or disable it. I have one illegally placed in me without my consent. Otherwise, it would be wise to have someone put me out and cut it out or cut off my right hand. My enemies are able to harass me everyday all day with it. They try to control and bully me with it. In a better world, i'd be a millionaire from a class action lawsuit but this was done with government knowledge and probably on the orders of the AntiChrist. Welcome to the end............

    • @anthonylombardo4829
      @anthonylombardo4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kionamcnutt8630 They chipped you without consent? How? What country you live in?

  • @nicc7638
    @nicc7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:20 Jason: open sesame. . . . I've done all I can do

  • @SleepyNoid
    @SleepyNoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude... That guy's glasses.... They're killing me, but I entirely want them also.

    • @CaptRR
      @CaptRR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right, I thought they almost look like they are CGI'd in.

  • @lilmnm616
    @lilmnm616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "we have no idea who this company is"
    Has Samsung branding...
    lol

  • @X3V7
    @X3V7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    RFID Is a illuminate project

  • @toribenita_kyo
    @toribenita_kyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Liberals: Subdermal implants? Cool!
    Conservatives: What devilry is this? 'Tis be 666!

  • @ricardoromo96
    @ricardoromo96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Will an RFID implant would cause trouble in a metal detector / TSA airport check?

    • @SandraWuerthner
      @SandraWuerthner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No - and I went with 20 implants (18 RFIDs and 2 magnets) through the security check at the airport. Nothing happend. The scanners wouldn't detect them.

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:12 If our boy remembers what that deception expert taught him, that diamond shape the guest is doing with his hands is a nice tell.