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Sweden is the only country in the world with more than 10,000 people have a RFID Implants in their hands. Sweden leads in innovation and this is one of them. 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
its Grinder, not grindr like the app. Grinders see every part of the body as hackable(or replaceable) and seek to become cyborgs, thus the title "Grinder" .
This simultaneously is super rad and ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIES ME. The whole story about showing the card but using the hand to open the door was like something out of fiction, and even the whole concept of body mods seems unreal to me, but the idea of making a hole and putting a thing inside someone's body triggers some sort of super big phobia of mine, and shakes me to my very core. The future is now and I'm not mentally prepared.
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Revelation 13:16-17 KJV Repent and trust in Jesus, all that is happening has been prophesied to happen, we are all sinners in need of a savior, we have all fallen short of Gods glory, but he died for us, took upon himself the wrath that we deserve, repent (metanoia, to have a change of mind) call on the name of Jesus sincerely and he will answer.
You don’t need to be prepared you don’t need to put this on your body just because others are putting it. Our bodys are supose to be biological they should stay that way.
I can't wait for RFID skimmers to get small enough that they become implantable as well, so you could clone a card just by holding it in your hand. Having a skimmer implanted in one hand connected to a broadcaster in the other would allow you to essentially open _any RFID lock whose key you've touched at some point._ That's something that belongs in a cyberpunk heist movie.
I don't fully understand all of the science behind these electronic security systems, but my gut instinct tells me that the more complicated and "versatile" they are, the more avenues for them to fail/be exploited there are. At least with a physical lock, the guy has to stand there and use some tools for a little bit.
@xOr RFID tech isn't basic physics, nor is it commonly understood how they work. So you demeaning him for stating that he doesn't know how it works is completely ridiculous. Also, you completely misunderstood what he was saying. he was saying as the tech advances (gets more complicated) the more things that can go wrong with it, and more exploitation would be possible. Nothing he said was wrong, and you only showed yourself to be arrogant, and ignorant.
Sounds super cool, but you can't have a battery inside your body, so it would have to be induction powdered (look up the peg leg) *man walks up to you to shake your hand, he has a qi power bank duct-taped to his arm* XD
@@MitchellNewan You absolutely can have a battery inside your body, that's how pacemakers work. Replacing it would be a challenge, of course, so you'd need something with a long life (again, just like a pacemaker).
They sort of glossed over it - but definitely worth discussing the potential of an attacker running a brush attack on you, where they get close enough to surreptitiously scan your hands to see what security codes (or credit card numbers) they're giving off. Or doing what Brian mentioned - getting close and reprogramming your chip.
I kinda love all the safety questions that you get when talking about these implants. It's exactly the same procedure as women have had with the progesterone-only implant for years. This isn't brand-new bio tech in terms of the implant construction and insertion process. I had implants for about 9 years (three implants at 3-year coverage each) so this is tried and tested stuff. I also love Dev's face when Brian asks about tracking questions, priceless!
These guys get cooler by the episode I knew biohacking was a thing, _but I didn't think people actually had any practical use for it_ *_let alone breaking into company server rooms_*
@oil monkey Can't imagine still being racist in 2020 we got much bigger issues in the World like sex trafficking and you're worried about SKIN COLOR. Time to grow up.
@@Jazzygrouch144 Ah yes, mind control through a chip in your palm. Because that's where all the thinking is. Also, do you really think it's that simple? The human brain isn't even fully understood, a mind control chip would require not only that, but also a full map of your own brain, because they're not all wired the same, and constant updates to adjust for the brain restructuring itself when it senses something is off
So many people going "WTF I DONT WANT THIS IN ME!", who the fuck cares. If you don't want one, don't get one, it's really that simple. If you want to get your advice on technology and cyber security from a 2000 year old book, go ahead and do whatever you please.
Why? He's not making gay references. He's talking about grinders, not grindrs. Penetration testing is also a thing. They're hired by companies to attempt to get into said company's own buildings, computer systems, etc...to look for flaws in security so the company can fix them before a criminal exploits these security flaws. He even talks about it. 🤷♂️ Also, they make this thing called Google. You should use it sometime. Then you'd be informed and actually know he's not being funny. He's being serious. "Grinders are people who apply the hacker ethic to improve their own bodies with do it yourself cybernetic devices or introducing Biochemicals into the body to enhance or change their bodies' functionality. Many grinders identify with the biopunk movement, open-source transhumanism, and techno-progressivism"
Deviant is a penetration tester. His job is to break into companies to see how secure they are, pretty much always hired by said company without telling any of their employees. He has some amazing defcon talks.
Woooooshhh ITT: people explaining what OP already knows. Guys, no one thought he was actually being crude. The joke is how easily he can be taken out of context. It sounds like an arrested development skit.
Quick question: what is the absolute worst case scenario when someone with the implant goes through an MRI. I've read somewhere that it can heat up, but how much?
lol they're so bugged out about the 1cm implant/removal, I can't help but chuckle with my 2 inch birth control implant jammed in my arm and swapped out every 4 years. It's not for the squeamish, but your body learns to ignore it after not too long
I have two very important questions for Dev and Babak! 1)Can you still go through airport security with an implant like this? (i’m not talking about the metal detector, I’m talking about the full body scanner in international airports) 2)Can you still get MRIs and x-rays scans on your hand or wherever you get the implant? Edit: Missed spelled corrections
Great discussion about whether these are safe, how to get these implanted safely etc.. If you've chipped a pet, it's the same thing. *realizes how backward it is that his house lets the cat in, but still uses a key himself*
@TheTruthWillOut Oh yes, a small implant with limited range and with no more use than a programmable card, used by a tiny minority of people is the big fucking step for every human getting life threatening implants for a shadow organization to control them. Truly, TMZ-Cobra had really outdone themselves this time.
Do you just not understand the point of penetration testing, or what? Yes, he does break into buildings for a living. He's hired by the people who own the buildings. That doesn't mean that he goes around committing crimes when not on the job.
@@petermctague5090 I'm not sure if it has any other names, it probably does like "security consultant/expert" or something along those lines. But I believe people just refer to it as penetration testing. When I see those words though, I'm thinking more of a hacking job, rather than physical security. Both are important though. The person is basically just hired to try to spot and exploit weaknesses in security and then give a report at the end so that the company can better protect themselves against actual criminals. You gotta think like a criminal to stop a criminal.
What he should have don’t is spin in circles 3 times, snap his fingers, and then open the door with the red card. Then you tell the guards that it’s a magic spell you casted to let you in. If they ask you to show them then you do the silly stuff again, open the door and amaze them. If they ask you to open the door without the spell, put in the other hand and fail to open the door. You then have convinced everyone that magic is real
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Revelation 13:16-17 KJV
I got these implant‘s about five years ago and my dad vetoed them worried that they might move in the body but I’ve been watching these guys I definitely am thinking of trying it again
Man says, "The biggest benefit is convenience, it basically simplifies your life." God says, "It basically simplifies Mitt judgement on you... Go directly to Hell... don't pass "GO"... don't collect $200.oo... You're soul is now eternally damned to the lake of fire."
Before video: I don't ever want anything like this. During video: Could be cool to have but I have no use for it. Seeing the needle that insert the RFID: Heeeeell no!
But we're the crazy ones, right?😂😂 these people are insane. I think of the verse in Revelation that says those with the mark will get boils on their bodies, and I wonder if its like radiation poison, or cancer, from the technology they put in their skin like this.
If I had to guess, they dont give a shit. Its unlikely to show up on any sort of metal detector and I cant imagine that any full body scanners gonna be able to see this as anythimg particularly noticable. Youd have to have a really hyper-observant agent to even notice it.
it doesn't even detect it normally, it is too small. After all, the zipper of your pants doesn't get detected either does it? Objects have to be at least belt buckle sized for them to detect it. They are calibrated that way.
@Zeldaplayer 67 It won't be boring when the trumpets sound. The prophecies are right there but the questions is are going to deny the things that will happen or gonna accept the truth.
Man says, "The biggest benefit is convenience, it basically simplifies your life." God says, "It basically simplifies My judgement on you... Go directly to Hell... don't pass "GO"... don't collect $200.oo... You're soul is now eternally damned to the lake of fire." [Revelation chapter 13, verses 16-18]
@@miholju "right hand or forehead" so, basically, just put it in your left hand. literally nobody is putting this in their foreheads. Nobody wants to headbutt their locks.
On any video I watch there is a point when I know I want to make sure I’ve tapped the like button. I’ve learned that at that very moment, I need to stop watching long enough to do it, because I prolly won’t remember. That just happened as the ending skit started. Back to finish it. Thanks guys!!!
Man says, "The biggest benefit is convenience, it basically simplifies your life." God says, "It basically simplifies My judgement on you... Go directly to Hell... don't pass "GO"... don't collect $200.oo... You're soul is now eternally damned to the lake of fire." [Revelation chapter 13, verses 16-18]
Jaxx Zero Oh shit I didn’t realize you’re early and a philosopher that’s some deep stuff there. The comments section is so devoid of anything intellectual or meaningful and full or memes, firsts, notification squad, and all that BS it makes me believe 80% of you are under 12 or intellectually challenged. I’m just tired of seas of comments that don’t have jack shit to do with the video or topic and yet somehow they’re always the top comments. We really must be a bunch of overdeveloped monkeys caught by the first shiny meme. Thousands of people every day see “8 seconds ago”. Our definition of crazy is very different.
I never realized just how INTENSE Jason looks when Brian is talking. I mean just look starting at 3:04 with the sound muted. Man looks like he's about to go on a mission to save the world lol
Don't get that RFID chip into your body! Believe in Jesus Christ, the Word of God says as follows: "He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666." Book of Revelation @-18
Amen, KJV translation says in their hand or in their foreheads, people trust in Jesus to save you, we are all sinners in need of a savior, salvation is a free gift.
Hmmm, if in the future, more people had these implants, would hackers be able to change what's written on your chip? Or alternatively, steal your credentials through a handshake or something?
It’s just a digital scratch pad. A piece of paper. So like a normal piece of paper, it can be read or rewritten. Also like a normal piece of paper, you wouldn’t write sensitive info on it and then go waving it around.
I could be mistaken but chipping your dog does not help you locate him if he runs off. It only IDs him if someone with the right tool thinks to scan for a chip.
Matthew Woods 1: there isn't enough metal in each one to set off a metal detector or be activated by MRI 2: the chip price ranges greatly, from $40 to $200! the xNT, which is $70, is probably the one being put in here. NFC chips, like the xNT, can be read or write by phones! so that's easy. low frequency RFID usually requires another writer, which usually start at $80 or so. dangerousthings.com has a great FAQ for a lot of answers!!
10:19 "hey i bought this online will you shove it into my body?" --- "that is an option for the people who don't have the ability to come to a GRINDR conference..." What video did i click? 🤣
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Revelation 13:16-17 KJV
@@sherryclemens2818 Some have an anti-migration coating that allows the surrounding cells to bind to the surface (e.g. Identichip). I suspect cheaper chips are more prone to migration.
@@sherryclemens2818 I've been planning to get one for a couple of years, just haven't gotten around to it. Would also love neodymium magnets in my index fingertips; being able to sense magnetic fields would be very handy (no pun intended).
This one gets a pass on two accounts: (1) its was an intentional and controlled puncture, and more importantly (2) the counter's primary function is to track impediments to production and consequences of irresponsible action. There is editor discretion built into the bylaws of counter rollbacks, so this instance didn't make the cut, so to speak.
This is brilliant, but I can just imagine it will be like haveing a bundle of keys when you get to your lock, now which bit of my body will open this :/
I hope that God causes mine to malfunction or disable it. I have one illegally placed in me without my consent. Otherwise, it would be wise to have someone put me out and cut it out or cut off my right hand. My enemies are able to harass me everyday all day with it. They try to control and bully me with it. In a better world, i'd be a millionaire from a class action lawsuit but this was done with government knowledge and probably on the orders of the AntiChrist. Welcome to the end............
No - and I went with 20 implants (18 RFIDs and 2 magnets) through the security check at the airport. Nothing happend. The scanners wouldn't detect them.
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Ye, the start of this sentence makes no sense
I'm getting a privacy warning...
The Modern Rogue can he fly with this? I would like to know because I would love to do this, please respond haha keep up the great work
Sweden is the only country in the world with more than 10,000 people have a RFID Implants in their hands. Sweden leads in innovation and this is one of them. 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
Hey so remember that time you guys said you would give that fire eating manual if people emailed you guys. Still waiting for that....
You can call it "biohacking" or "Grindr lifestyle"
I'm going to call it biohacking.
Uh, yeah... Me too.
its Grinder, not grindr like the app. Grinders see every part of the body as hackable(or replaceable) and seek to become cyborgs, thus the title "Grinder" .
@@antibodyarmy Yes, but my way is funnier.
@@antibodyarmy y'know op has a point
@@antibodyarmy Yeah, and just go ahead and say that you live the grinder lifestyle out loud in public.
Wow, those body modifications are really opening doors for you.
Hah!
SaltyBunnyRR1
Just a short question.
Who *is* rating comments? Is there a subreddit or TH-cam comment ranking system?
@@HKoopman Uhh, what? Anyone with an account can upvote a comment.
Netts
I’m guessing you haven’t noticed the whole underrated trend in the comments, so I don’t see a point in arguing.
@@HKoopman What do you mean?
So brian is a changeling and jason is a cyborg...great
They are growing up so fast
So it's definitely Justice League and not Avengers.
Jason is a cyborg AND wears dress pants....
Can I get a link for the Changeling video? Or the name at least?
WHEN DID BRIAN BECOME A CHANGELING
I love how the guy doesn’t talk!! Hi’s legendary!!!
Called out jason for not being dark enough for the dc universe
@@mr.meowgi9876 where in south africa can i get The RFID Implant?
"lead acceleration", airport safe word for shooting guns
Thank you I was wondering what that meant
Oh, is that why he says that, or where that comes from? I know he does a *lot* of flying, and IIRC his wife is a pilot.
The bald guy has glasses like they were drawn on him in post production
The whole time i was like why would they track cartoon glasses on that guy
@Feawyn it's possible, but I think they're just glasses
I was just checking the comments to see if I was going mad. Thank you all.
Thank you.....looks like cgi 😂😂
The lens were just blue light filtering ones. Thats why I think they looked weird.
Brian: "Whoever this company is, I don't even know 'em"
The lock: "Samsung"
He was referring to the chip
@@kimjong-un7207 No he wasn't.
I'm not gonna rewind to verify my claim but You are wrong because I say so
@@Aiden8r No one is asking you to verify your claim. In fact, nobody really cares.
Pretty sure Samsung is allowed in the us
Lol I know, it's just I big bold letters
“Penetration jobs.”
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.
@Brandon Collier th-cam.com/video/NIgfiSzCy1o/w-d-xo.html
You win youtube.
Penetration jobs are just a regular part of the Grindr lifestyle
I winked when he said that. Yes winked not a typo
Lots of those on valentines day.
This simultaneously is super rad and ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIES ME. The whole story about showing the card but using the hand to open the door was like something out of fiction, and even the whole concept of body mods seems unreal to me, but the idea of making a hole and putting a thing inside someone's body triggers some sort of super big phobia of mine, and shakes me to my very core. The future is now and I'm not mentally prepared.
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Revelation 13:16-17 KJV
Repent and trust in Jesus, all that is happening has been prophesied to happen, we are all sinners in need of a savior, we have all fallen short of Gods glory, but he died for us, took upon himself the wrath that we deserve, repent (metanoia, to have a change of mind) call on the name of Jesus sincerely and he will answer.
Intimi Derp you said in hand it actually says on hand or on forehead
It's no different than getting an earring
@@intimiderp7934 that's the one thing can't do
You don’t need to be prepared you don’t need to put this on your body just because others are putting it. Our bodys are supose to be biological they should stay that way.
Jason Murphy: The 6-dollar man!
Lead acceleration is my new favorite term for shooting
8:54 btw
I can't wait for RFID skimmers to get small enough that they become implantable as well, so you could clone a card just by holding it in your hand. Having a skimmer implanted in one hand connected to a broadcaster in the other would allow you to essentially open _any RFID lock whose key you've touched at some point._ That's something that belongs in a cyberpunk heist movie.
You shake hands with another chip guy and get all their info. Suddenly greetings are no longer started or finished with hand gestured
I don't fully understand all of the science behind these electronic security systems, but my gut instinct tells me that the more complicated and "versatile" they are, the more avenues for them to fail/be exploited there are. At least with a physical lock, the guy has to stand there and use some tools for a little bit.
@xOr RFID tech isn't basic physics, nor is it commonly understood how they work. So you demeaning him for stating that he doesn't know how it works is completely ridiculous. Also, you completely misunderstood what he was saying. he was saying as the tech advances (gets more complicated) the more things that can go wrong with it, and more exploitation would be possible. Nothing he said was wrong, and you only showed yourself to be arrogant, and ignorant.
Sounds super cool, but you can't have a battery inside your body, so it would have to be induction powdered (look up the peg leg)
*man walks up to you to shake your hand, he has a qi power bank duct-taped to his arm* XD
@@MitchellNewan You absolutely can have a battery inside your body, that's how pacemakers work. Replacing it would be a challenge, of course, so you'd need something with a long life (again, just like a pacemaker).
Brian playing with Implant: How long is too long?
Jason: About 20 minutes ago.
They sort of glossed over it - but definitely worth discussing the potential of an attacker running a brush attack on you, where they get close enough to surreptitiously scan your hands to see what security codes (or credit card numbers) they're giving off. Or doing what Brian mentioned - getting close and reprogramming your chip.
You could mitigate this by storing the data encrypted with the key pair that you store separately. Or better yet: memorize.
I kinda love all the safety questions that you get when talking about these implants. It's exactly the same procedure as women have had with the progesterone-only implant for years. This isn't brand-new bio tech in terms of the implant construction and insertion process. I had implants for about 9 years (three implants at 3-year coverage each) so this is tried and tested stuff. I also love Dev's face when Brian asks about tracking questions, priceless!
Branding on the lock : Samsung
Brian: We're not sponsored, I don't even know this brand...
He was talking about the implantable RFID transmitters, not the door lock you dingus.
Definitely talking about the lock.
So that's why iPhones are all over the place in the us
Samsung isn't allowed there
@@saltyboo He even said the lock wasn't available in the US
@@Hack3rPT Except that exact lock is available in the US. I found a retailer that sells them within five minutes of googling.
That guard story is extremely amazing.
Cooper's comedic timing is great. He's one line, just to put down Murphy
I wanna know more about Cooper😂
I really thought he was a mute, but no, he just knows what needs to be said and when.
@@treymorris9392 th-cam.com/video/u523mvd2K8U/w-d-xo.html
Front desk: "how many room keys would you like?"
You: "two keys, one card"
FD: ...
You: ...
"I don't think you're dark enough for the DC Universe" ......I about peed myself laughing.
Please tell me that Jason's chip is programmed with a link to Example Show.
god yes
They had tweeted a video of what Jason's hand does now that it's installed... Maybe they'll show it later on the channel. :-)
@@DeviantOllam God I hope it's a Rick roll
Turns out it leads to Mr. Roboto by Styx :/
Would've been better if it led to th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
JMVR jokes on you, i’ve memorized the link!
"I'm used to people making those noises around me."
This guy's a creep.... Not you but the guy with rfid thing in his hand
lets not forget he is part of the grindr lifestyle.
"Enthusiastic consent"
the prince of fresh air no wtf he’s hilarious
Thanks for quoting the video for us
Why do your ads look like you're about to drop the hottest bluegrass album of the decade?
It's a new decade, they still have time.
But now he can’t hold his phone with out rickrolling himself
You have to turn on nfc
As a cyborg with 11 chips, can confirm sometimes I Rick roll myself
I love the edit on Deviant's voice for the radio call. Not necessary but a much appreciated addition.
These guys get cooler by the episode
I knew biohacking was a thing, _but I didn't think people actually had any practical use for it_
*_let alone breaking into company server rooms_*
Give it 20 years, we won't even use normal keys anymore.
Sounds a lot like deus ex
You flatter me, sir
You used to be able to unlock your android phone with it too. But google took that out of newer android versions due to lack of use.
@@foxman8344 many of us are very upset about that
please boys just dont hurt yourself okay mom's worried about you
stinkyapple5 🤣
"Moms" is a strong word for lab glassware
@oil monkey ???
@oil monkey Can't imagine still being racist in 2020 we got much bigger issues in the World like sex trafficking and you're worried about SKIN COLOR. Time to grow up.
8:38 JerryRigsEverything: “Glass is still glass.”
And glass breaks
Scratches at a level 6, with deeper grooves at a level 7
@@lukem3487 oh it's deeper grooves alright
I’ll stick with my keys!!!
I'd rather be a cyberpunk.
@@Jazzygrouch144 Ah yes, mind control through a chip in your palm. Because that's where all the thinking is. Also, do you really think it's that simple? The human brain isn't even fully understood, a mind control chip would require not only that, but also a full map of your own brain, because they're not all wired the same, and constant updates to adjust for the brain restructuring itself when it senses something is off
@@lred1383 I never said anything about mind control
@@Jazzygrouch144 Deleting a comment and pretending you never said anything. I don't think you realise just how suspicious this looks
@@lred1383 I didnt delete it
So many people going "WTF I DONT WANT THIS IN ME!", who the fuck cares. If you don't want one, don't get one, it's really that simple. If you want to get your advice on technology and cyber security from a 2000 year old book, go ahead and do whatever you please.
Lmaooo this guy is like “grindr lifestyle” and “I use it on penetration jobs”. DUDE PLEASE STOP IM DYING.
Why? He's not making gay references. He's talking about grinders, not grindrs. Penetration testing is also a thing. They're hired by companies to attempt to get into said company's own buildings, computer systems, etc...to look for flaws in security so the company can fix them before a criminal exploits these security flaws. He even talks about it. 🤷♂️
Also, they make this thing called Google. You should use it sometime. Then you'd be informed and actually know he's not being funny. He's being serious.
"Grinders are people who apply the hacker ethic to improve their own bodies with do it yourself cybernetic devices or introducing Biochemicals into the body to enhance or change their bodies' functionality. Many grinders identify with the biopunk movement, open-source transhumanism, and techno-progressivism"
Deviant is a penetration tester. His job is to break into companies to see how secure they are, pretty much always hired by said company without telling any of their employees. He has some amazing defcon talks.
Woooooshhh
ITT: people explaining what OP already knows. Guys, no one thought he was actually being crude. The joke is how easily he can be taken out of context. It sounds like an arrested development skit.
Finally seeing Jason becoming a cyborg
Listen to this dude "Im used to people making sounds like that around me", "grinder lifestyle"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grinder_(biohacking)
"penetration jobs"
@@tripletoruses lmao
Quick question: what is the absolute worst case scenario when someone with the implant goes through an MRI. I've read somewhere that it can heat up, but how much?
Real world it doesn’t, it’s mri safe to seven? Tesla units
I have no solid grasp on what it is but most medical mri machines are much less powerful
Seeing as how people have metal plates and bars in their body I'm sure there's a way around it
Enough to fry your brain you pinhead
@@eriequiet (fancy meeting you here.)
Not a problem, however some fast switching gradients can reprogram the tag.
"you are a beast"
He could have said anything tho
What else to expect from Gate Keeprs!? It's part of the Script MK Ultra! "You have to be a Brain Sleep to not see it!!!
@Shrek Harriott Beast System Tripl six The Body System!
This is like watching two Doc Browns blunder their way into amazing scientific accomplishments as assigned by Johnny Noxville.
Isn't this just what we've been doing to dogs for years?
yes
yup
now let's do it to humans -- just to be fair
@@blu0065 Animal testing successful, now for human trials.
@Alex Hays I also have an implant, but I think I jumped on the train too early. A better model came out and I want it...
lol they're so bugged out about the 1cm implant/removal, I can't help but chuckle with my 2 inch birth control implant jammed in my arm and swapped out every 4 years. It's not for the squeamish, but your body learns to ignore it after not too long
That's a thing?
How does that work? Why in the arm?
@@Ausar0 hormones
I have two very important questions for Dev and Babak!
1)Can you still go through airport security with an implant like this? (i’m not talking about the metal detector, I’m talking about the full body scanner in international airports)
2)Can you still get MRIs and x-rays scans on your hand or wherever you get the implant?
Edit: Missed spelled corrections
Lucas check out dangerousthings.com/x-faq !!
@@adievalavanis Thank you! 👍
Great discussion about whether these are safe, how to get these implanted safely etc..
If you've chipped a pet, it's the same thing.
*realizes how backward it is that his house lets the cat in, but still uses a key himself*
Well this is possibly the creepiest thing I've seen in a very very long time... Nope nope nope
Why not?
Yes and yes
TheTruthWillOut exactly.
@TheTruthWillOut Oh yes, a small implant with limited range and with no more use than a programmable card, used by a tiny minority of people is the big fucking step for every human getting life threatening implants for a shadow organization to control them.
Truly, TMZ-Cobra had really outdone themselves this time.
TheTruthWillOut indeed. Learned that when I was 13. Now I’m 23 LMAO
it's still weird watching these videos when they are, for example, five views
how was this comment posted 40 minutes ago
Preston Bowers I agree
@@seasaltzstar Patreon I think
How was this 40 minutes ago when the vid came out less than 10 seconds ago
@@aidancaudill9178 Patreon
4:28 so basically... this dude breaks into buildings for a living... he definitely doesn’t use it for anything nefarious
Do you just not understand the point of penetration testing, or what?
Yes, he does break into buildings for a living. He's hired by the people who own the buildings. That doesn't mean that he goes around committing crimes when not on the job.
@@Ausar0 what job is that, it sounds really interesting and I’d like to research it
@@petermctague5090
I'm not sure if it has any other names, it probably does like "security consultant/expert" or something along those lines. But I believe people just refer to it as penetration testing. When I see those words though, I'm thinking more of a hacking job, rather than physical security. Both are important though. The person is basically just hired to try to spot and exploit weaknesses in security and then give a report at the end so that the company can better protect themselves against actual criminals.
You gotta think like a criminal to stop a criminal.
Ollum's a good dude. Lot of security contractors love and host him for speeches.
What he should have don’t is spin in circles 3 times, snap his fingers, and then open the door with the red card. Then you tell the guards that it’s a magic spell you casted to let you in. If they ask you to show them then you do the silly stuff again, open the door and amaze them. If they ask you to open the door without the spell, put in the other hand and fail to open the door. You then have convinced everyone that magic is real
I don't feel good about this...
trust that feeling...
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Revelation 13:16-17 KJV
Intimi Derp it’s like they read the Bible and said, “that’s evil. Let’s do it.”
you guys carry a phone everywhere with you, dont worry... you basically have an implant that tracks you everywhere at any time
@@ALEXGAYMAR2312 I don't have a phone.
Why has the channel logo become Jason with an open shirt and chest hair visible
Pool.
Valentine’s day
Watch the pool episode named "Brian vs Jason for the fate of the channel", you will understand
Brushwood's plan has been a success
It was only a matter of time
I got these implant‘s about five years ago and my dad vetoed them worried that they might move in the body but I’ve been watching these guys I definitely am thinking of trying it again
“Some Korean company”
Lock: *Samsung*
I mean they’re not wrong...
You can keep it; I don’t want any parts of that!!!
Man says, "The biggest benefit is convenience, it basically simplifies your life."
God says, "It basically simplifies Mitt judgement on you... Go directly to Hell... don't pass "GO"... don't collect $200.oo...
You're soul is now eternally damned to the lake of fire."
Before video: I don't ever want anything like this.
During video: Could be cool to have but I have no use for it.
Seeing the needle that insert the RFID: Heeeeell no!
lol
I want this now, needles don’t scare me
I'd rather be locked out of my house or greatly inconvenienced then have that shit put in me .....I'll pass.
Yeah me too . Nuh uh
But we're the crazy ones, right?😂😂 these people are insane. I think of the verse in Revelation that says those with the mark will get boils on their bodies, and I wonder if its like radiation poison, or cancer, from the technology they put in their skin like this.
@@bayouboi3668 subdermal implants have been around for years and yet nothing
Same...they gotta take me out before I get this crap in me.
@@MrTripplenipple it's not a requirement
So what does the TSA say about this? This seems like something that would add a cavity search to every attempted flight
People say they have no problem with it. And the scanner doesn't even go off. Read that on biohack.me forum.
If I had to guess, they dont give a shit. Its unlikely to show up on any sort of metal detector and I cant imagine that any full body scanners gonna be able to see this as anythimg particularly noticable. Youd have to have a really hyper-observant agent to even notice it.
I can confirm that the TSA has not bothered me.
it doesn't even detect it normally, it is too small.
After all, the zipper of your pants doesn't get detected either does it?
Objects have to be at least belt buckle sized for them to detect it. They are calibrated that way.
I have 5 of these in me and TSA has literally never said a word about it or stopped me
Can't say this is something I would get behind
I think it's not a big deal if you do it for yourself as a joke but if a company requires their employees to do it, that would be horrible.
I can if it's fully consensual/ non mandatory
the spirit in you is telling you something
You could probably avoid surgery if you incorporated the chip into an elaborate manicure.
ahhhh, Revelations, how fun it will be.
@Zeldaplayer 67 I don't know man, parts of it had me in suspense.
@Zeldaplayer 67 It won't be boring when the trumpets sound. The prophecies are right there but the questions is are going to deny the things that will happen or gonna accept the truth.
Man says, "The biggest benefit is convenience, it basically simplifies your life."
God says, "It basically simplifies My judgement on you... Go directly to Hell... don't pass "GO"... don't collect $200.oo...
You're soul is now eternally damned to the lake of fire." [Revelation chapter 13, verses 16-18]
@@miholju
"right hand or forehead"
so, basically, just put it in your left hand.
literally nobody is putting this in their foreheads. Nobody wants to headbutt their locks.
@Zeldaplayer 67 come back when you grow up from your video game childhood of blindness.
Now when Brian loses Jason and animal control picks him up, they can identify him!
Where can i get the RFID Implant ? i am south african.
I wanna walk into a room and everyone's phone starts to play never gonna give you up
On any video I watch there is a point when I know I want to make sure I’ve tapped the like button. I’ve learned that at that very moment, I need to stop watching long enough to do it, because I prolly won’t remember. That just happened as the ending skit started. Back to finish it. Thanks guys!!!
Who else legitimately thought the implanter guy is mute?
me
Wait he talked?
"Your ass is grass, Brushwood!"
Needs to be a shirt.
i love how special and new people think this is when its done since the 1990s with animals.
Man says, "The biggest benefit is convenience, it basically simplifies your life."
God says, "It basically simplifies My judgement on you... Go directly to Hell... don't pass "GO"... don't collect $200.oo...
You're soul is now eternally damned to the lake of fire." [Revelation chapter 13, verses 16-18]
@@miholju ok
crazy to see “8 seconds ago”
Yës
Underwhelmingly original way to say “I’m early”, the most unoriginal comment ever.
Brandon life goes on
Jaxx Zero
Oh shit I didn’t realize you’re early and a philosopher that’s some deep stuff there. The comments section is so devoid of anything intellectual or meaningful and full or memes, firsts, notification squad, and all that BS it makes me believe 80% of you are under 12 or intellectually challenged. I’m just tired of seas of comments that don’t have jack shit to do with the video or topic and yet somehow they’re always the top comments. We really must be a bunch of overdeveloped monkeys caught by the first shiny meme. Thousands of people every day see “8 seconds ago”. Our definition of crazy is very different.
Brandon who cares my guy
I want one in a ring for my work. Always forgetting my badge on my desk, but don't want knives involved to remove it.
Got dammit, Ollam! You got me into lockpicking and stuff a billion years ago with a YT-uploaded presentation...
Now you got me wanting RFID implants!!
Nice! 😁👍
@@DeviantOllam holy shit there he is
@@Cybersomnia hiya! 👋😁
@@DeviantOllam my day has been made, love your stuff man
@@Cybersomnia well, now mine has, as well! :-) thank you so much for watching and enjoying 👍
Really enjoy your content, keep it up guys I watch everything you make.
I love your channel so much that I whitelisted it on my adblocker :D
Thanks!!
@@ModernRogue I'm the one who should be thanking you guys for the excellent content. Thank you!!!
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Does he have a hip-flask as his belt buckle?
I come back to this video every now and then just to read all the conspiracy theorists' comments
11:20 imagine getting rick rolled by someone shaking your hand. lol
When people realize and RFID is so easy to hack that banks forced Mythbusters to cancel their epsisode on it 🔘__🔘
Holy shit did when did that happen
@@46_and28 th-cam.com/video/-St_ltH90Oc/w-d-xo.html
One of the mythbusters explaining it.
@@jeffdom123 thanks
That's the old tech. You should look into high frequency and ultra high frequency rfid they are allot harder to "hack" than the low frequency tags
Fuck off
I never realized just how INTENSE Jason looks when Brian is talking. I mean just look starting at 3:04 with the sound muted. Man looks like he's about to go on a mission to save the world lol
I feel like by the time the glass broke, you hand would be broken as well
Right because it would just get pushed into the soft tissue surrounding it, unless your hand is in a vise.
Don't get that RFID chip into your body! Believe in Jesus Christ, the Word of God says as follows: "He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666." Book of Revelation @-18
Amen. Remain strong in your faith because Jesus is coming soon! God bless❤️
Amen, KJV translation says in their hand or in their foreheads, people trust in Jesus to save you, we are all sinners in need of a savior, salvation is a free gift.
Ok, boomer
Hmmm, if in the future, more people had these implants, would hackers be able to change what's written on your chip?
Or alternatively, steal your credentials through a handshake or something?
It’s just a digital scratch pad. A piece of paper. So like a normal piece of paper, it can be read or rewritten. Also like a normal piece of paper, you wouldn’t write sensitive info on it and then go waving it around.
I honestly have been waiting for this video for ages
"Oh don't worry it can't track you"
But this is the same technology we put in dogs to find them when they run away 😂.
I could be mistaken but chipping your dog does not help you locate him if he runs off. It only IDs him if someone with the right tool thinks to scan for a chip.
You dumb. Micro chipping pets doesn’t track them. It shows info on the owner and dog
Not what it does but ok sure
Tell me you know as much about that chip as the dog does without saying it 🤡
Then I should use my cats chips to break into hotel rooms.
I would rather die. 😒
Two questions: what about airport scanners (wands and full scan) and MRIs? And ballpark price for chip and reader/writer?
Matthew Woods 1: there isn't enough metal in each one to set off a metal detector or be activated by MRI
2: the chip price ranges greatly, from $40 to $200! the xNT, which is $70, is probably the one being put in here.
NFC chips, like the xNT, can be read or write by phones! so that's easy. low frequency RFID usually requires another writer, which usually start at $80 or so.
dangerousthings.com has a great FAQ for a lot of answers!!
10:19 "hey i bought this online will you shove it into my body?"
--- "that is an option for the people who don't have the ability to come to a GRINDR conference..."
What video did i click? 🤣
youtube : uploaded 2 minutes ago
i never clicked so fast
I am not the only one who almost threw up as he inserted the chip right?
Such a weird feeling watching that. :D
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Revelation 13:16-17 KJV
@@intimiderp7934 amen! these lost sheeple will perish for lack of KNOWLEDGE 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Intimi Derp bot
Julian B Ok, boomer
Animal shelters have been doing this to dogs and cats for decades.
Yea, my pup is chipped up to make sure she doesn't get pounded if she got our
The chip can move around, they don't tell you this.
@@sherryclemens2818 Some have an anti-migration coating that allows the surrounding cells to bind to the surface (e.g. Identichip). I suspect cheaper chips are more prone to migration.
@@sircompo Interesting, I still wouldn't put this in my body.
@@sherryclemens2818 I've been planning to get one for a couple of years, just haven't gotten around to it. Would also love neodymium magnets in my index fingertips; being able to sense magnetic fields would be very handy (no pun intended).
6:36 is the look the plug gives when he knows he's done good
Under that gauze pad was a drop of blood... should there be a roll back on the injury counter? Or does it clear this puncture wound on technicality?
This one gets a pass on two accounts: (1) its was an intentional and controlled puncture, and more importantly (2) the counter's primary function is to track impediments to production and consequences of irresponsible action. There is editor discretion built into the bylaws of counter rollbacks, so this instance didn't make the cut, so to speak.
He said he is more man than machine, I wouldn't call any of these f-holes men😂😂🤣🤣
RawEggsofThunder bot
@@LCPL_Cat your mother's a bot
RawEggsofThunder ohh a your mom joke head over to Newgrounds kiddo
"what goes in can come out . . . If you have blades and effort."
I mean... they're not wrong technically
"Quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest with sharp knife"
And here are the Rippers to his Grinders
I'm already paranoid about the tech world I live in, you guys are terrifying 😅
Welcome to the club, Murphy.
This is brilliant, but I can just imagine it will be like haveing a bundle of keys when you get to your lock, now which bit of my body will open this :/
Is this a new skill tree perk in Cyberpunk?
Imagine being able to handshake someone and reprogram their chip so when the grab their phone they get Rick Rolled
Yes. Completely yes. I would worry about erasing their data, like if it's their house keys.
I’m telling you I’m one step closer to chopping my hand off
Lol no problem. They will just put it in your forehead
Anthony Lombardo I meant as in having an “accident” to get a bad ass cybernetic prosthetic
I hope that God causes mine to malfunction or disable it. I have one illegally placed in me without my consent. Otherwise, it would be wise to have someone put me out and cut it out or cut off my right hand. My enemies are able to harass me everyday all day with it. They try to control and bully me with it. In a better world, i'd be a millionaire from a class action lawsuit but this was done with government knowledge and probably on the orders of the AntiChrist. Welcome to the end............
@@kionamcnutt8630 They chipped you without consent? How? What country you live in?
1:20 Jason: open sesame. . . . I've done all I can do
Dude... That guy's glasses.... They're killing me, but I entirely want them also.
I know right, I thought they almost look like they are CGI'd in.
"we have no idea who this company is"
Has Samsung branding...
lol
RFID Is a illuminate project
Liberals: Subdermal implants? Cool!
Conservatives: What devilry is this? 'Tis be 666!
Will an RFID implant would cause trouble in a metal detector / TSA airport check?
No - and I went with 20 implants (18 RFIDs and 2 magnets) through the security check at the airport. Nothing happend. The scanners wouldn't detect them.
9:12 If our boy remembers what that deception expert taught him, that diamond shape the guest is doing with his hands is a nice tell.