The 'Full House' When D.J. Almost Starved Herself To Death

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  • Remember the 'Full House' when D.J. almost starved herself to death to look good in a bathing suit? It was a very special episode.
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  • @Pirelli913
    @Pirelli913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15303

    "Michelle goes ham on that cake."
    I feel bad for whichever twin didn't get to go ham on that cake.

    • @isabelflaherty3454
      @isabelflaherty3454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +695

      Pirelli913 well they both could have done the scene bc someone could have messed up so they probably both got to eat cake 🤷‍♀️😂

    • @leosalt
      @leosalt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      They probably did it twice just so they could both eat the cake

    • @notsusan
      @notsusan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      maybe they made a deal that the first twin would mess up the scene and they'd have to do it again with the other twin

    • @BillGraper
      @BillGraper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Every time one of them got to eat on the set, they gave the other one the same thing. 🙂

    • @noone-wj6wj
      @noone-wj6wj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      they directors probably invited the other twin to eat the cake after they got the cut

  • @SeymourPettigrew
    @SeymourPettigrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12824

    “ Stephanie makes this face, because she realizes her sister is a dummy”

    • @rottenredhead6009
      @rottenredhead6009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Wait does that mean that dogs do wear bikinis???

    • @rebeccamichael626
      @rebeccamichael626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@rottenredhead6009 - There have been pictures.

    • @robertschott5732
      @robertschott5732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      markmac HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • @itsbrissa4571
      @itsbrissa4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      King Eric lol I died at that part 😂

    • @SomeOne-du8kf
      @SomeOne-du8kf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

  • @pissonmytoast
    @pissonmytoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3783

    “Stephanie is sad because her sisters about to die”
    *BRUH*

    • @KadeMining
      @KadeMining 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      F in the chat

    • @iamnotreal0717
      @iamnotreal0717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KadeMining f

    • @Xluxzx
      @Xluxzx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KadeMining f

    • @aizawatoez1878
      @aizawatoez1878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KadeMining F

    • @ftoma6558
      @ftoma6558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KadeMining f

  • @sweetielady7710
    @sweetielady7710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    “Eating an ice pop that even kids in 3rd world countries would say, yeah.. no” omg I’m dead haha 😂

  • @allykholodov
    @allykholodov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7403

    'she realizes that a pinky swear isn't legally binding' i'm dying X'D

    • @melissacooper4482
      @melissacooper4482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The weird thing is that Stephanie didn't question about breaking her promise to DJ about telling the family she hasn't been eating. But yet in another episode she questions whether or not to tell anyone about Charles getting abused.

    • @Spacedreamss
      @Spacedreamss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trust me they can be

    • @nolimits4387
      @nolimits4387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Melissa Cooper Well, it’s because that episode happened before this one. Maybe she learned her lesson from that episode and form what Jesse told her, and is now speaking up when she knows something is wrong.

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm no lawyer, but i seriously doubt that a pinkie promise is legally binding when you literally grab the person's wrist and make them do it.

    • @fiver2543
      @fiver2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@melissacooper4482 maybe she learned her lesson from that episode and realized that she should say something

  • @kaic4932
    @kaic4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8245

    “stephanie is sad her sister is about to die” 😂

    • @aryromero8511
      @aryromero8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lilly Hall 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mistymitchell2790
      @mistymitchell2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She wasn't about to die

    • @idiotseverywhere5084
      @idiotseverywhere5084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thats not funny

    • @SchoolVideosGoHere
      @SchoolVideosGoHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@idiotseverywhere5084 Why are you even here? These videos are full of that type of humor lol

    • @allencollins1617
      @allencollins1617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SchoolVideosGoHere Internet Fans Fanbase Are Like Satanic Cults & Can Be Impossible, Such As Yourself.

  • @gachadanger5679
    @gachadanger5679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    “What really matters is keeping Junk food out of the house”
    “Uncle Jesse shows up with a box of enough cake to kill a diabetic pothead”

    • @hehe-xw8it
      @hehe-xw8it 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lawrence Rodriguez your dumb af. Eating unhealthy doesn’t give you diabetes. 1 cake will not give you diabetes

    • @hehe-xw8it
      @hehe-xw8it 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amy The Brawler you really are dumb af... that not how it works.

    • @anyahammad4762
      @anyahammad4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AmyTheBrawler not technically true. If people have diabetes it doesn’t necessarily mean they’ve been eating healthier then someone who Doesn’t have diabetes. It’s just if you eat sugar and are prone to diabetes (it’s more of a blood Line thing) it’s different then eating sugar and not being prone to diabetes. Like if your a child and u eat as much sugar as another child u might get diabetes and they won’t. Unfortunately not a lot of people know their prone to diabetes before they get it. I’m just saying it doesn’t necessarily mean you haven’t been eating healthy if u have diabetes, i mean I would explain more cause that’s not the whole concept, but I have to go. But be more careful on talking about that publicly, it could offend someone.

    • @jerilemons5281
      @jerilemons5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm A Diabetic

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *diabeetus*

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "Everyone's miserable, so eat that chicken parm and at least be miserable with the people who care about you" is a damn good life moral, to be honest.

  • @rachelbowers912
    @rachelbowers912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5372

    “Jesse has enough cake to kill a diabetic pothead”

    • @NileshR12
      @NileshR12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂

    • @chxrriess2318
      @chxrriess2318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lawrence Rodriguez I feel bad for Ashley because Mary Kate was the one who did that scene

    • @unixcorn8742
      @unixcorn8742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lawrence Rodriguez 🤣

    • @hes_emo5029
      @hes_emo5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @cloudieskye5130
      @cloudieskye5130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Lawrence Rodriguez actually I think the twins take turns when I gets tired the other one does the next scene and no one will notice since they look alike

  • @ariana8607
    @ariana8607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5052

    “He got enough samples to murder a diabetic pothead”

    • @brandonwilliams9353
      @brandonwilliams9353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Had me rolling

    • @kadenburton9860
      @kadenburton9860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Im dying over here😂

    • @patrickstar6367
      @patrickstar6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wish he had said Type Two Diabetic. There are different kinds of diabetes and it is offensive when people assume.

    • @darkinside2213
      @darkinside2213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My daughter has type 1 diabetes and I laughed my ass off when he said this.

    • @Ghettomoney
      @Ghettomoney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao and thats me

  • @bethanybrown2022
    @bethanybrown2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Honestly, I felt like this episode covered eating disorders in the most superficial way. Eating disorders aren’t just some two week phase. I’ve had anorexia for 8 years. It’s not something you can just get over because your dad talks about your friends liking you for you.

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      They do that with all old sitcoms. Getting involved in gangs and then the next week they leave the gang and never talk about it again, getting addicted to drugs and alcohol and then the next week they're totally fine and sober etc etc.

    • @jahnishaedwards
      @jahnishaedwards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's why it's a TV show

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      They caught the problem early on, as luck would have it.

    • @laurahuynh8333
      @laurahuynh8333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      True. Your brain will literally change how you perceive your body. You think that you need to keep losing weight despite visually being too thin. Staying thin becomes an obsession that takes over.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@laurahuynh8333 I remember reading a fictional novel that told about a teenage girl that wanted to lose weight because she was convinced that thinner meant prettier. The story ended with her in the hospital on the brink of death. She was at rock bottom when she realized that she needed help. It ended with her pleading with a doctor who specializes in eating disorders, "Help me. Help me get well."

  • @colleenkyle7741
    @colleenkyle7741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    3:50
    "She reveals Dj hasn't eaten in 3 days! Her family warns her, that what she's doing is dangerous, because she's riding a bus with no breaks to crankyville, that will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in hell" HOLY FUCK LMAO

  • @naysafelix5459
    @naysafelix5459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2263

    “DJ does not have time for that level 1 nonsense so she takes that shit all the way to level seventy god damn five whatchu know about it” 😭😭😭

    • @abbeygalefrancis5939
      @abbeygalefrancis5939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Naysa Felix I DIED😂😂

    • @melzepe386
      @melzepe386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Naysa Felix that was so funny.

    • @coledavis5541
      @coledavis5541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Naysa Felix I’m laughing so hard that! 😂

    • @marcirwilcox1160
      @marcirwilcox1160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well level 150 bitches

  • @grapez2795
    @grapez2795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16473

    I guess not everyone in the house was full this time

    • @jennascarpa9784
      @jennascarpa9784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Good one.

    • @user-cq8nn1ql8l
      @user-cq8nn1ql8l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      LMAO!

    • @LoopayLu
      @LoopayLu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Holy shit, you win the comment section! 😂😂😂

    • @SpagEddie8113
      @SpagEddie8113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Oh my God that comment was AMAZING!:)

    • @MJ5462001
      @MJ5462001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don't get it. It's called full house because of the number of people living there.

  • @nathanfles2249
    @nathanfles2249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “… that will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in hell” JESUS CHRIST

  • @sanuhanu9818
    @sanuhanu9818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That 'food isn't just some shit that's keeping your fridge from floating away' line was really funny 😂

  • @homeyiommi1921
    @homeyiommi1921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    "Jesse's doing wedding research, and got enough cake samples to murder a diabetic pothead"
    I love Dashiell for lines like this.

    • @aliciamehl294
      @aliciamehl294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its ma

    • @patrickstar6367
      @patrickstar6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish he had said Type Two Diabetic. There are different kinds of diabetes, and it is rude to assume.

    • @salti6780
      @salti6780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patrick Star but like that ruins the joke

  • @kazia6292
    @kazia6292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2542

    “Michelle goes ham on that cake”
    Okay that’s me.

  • @pick4636
    @pick4636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    why has nobody mentioned how bad of a friend kimmy is in this episode? she flaunts her fast metabolism in DJ’s face and then eats her cookies. and then eats her lunch knowing she’s STARVING HERSELF and does nothing about it???

    • @riqueman23
      @riqueman23 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's a dumb airhead, ofc she wouldn't know any of these things

    • @riqueman23
      @riqueman23 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She didn't eat her lunch btw, that was Comet who did it because Kimmy didn't want DJ's ham sandwiches because that's all she would give her, so then DJ gives the rest of her lunches to Comet.

    • @user-dl8rt4rt6u
      @user-dl8rt4rt6u หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kimmy is a terrible friend time and again. It confuses me why DJ doesn't dump her ass

  • @Macy53
    @Macy53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This guy is so funny he goes there’s DJ in the corner looking like she’s about to have a goddamn heart attack I WAS DYING LMAO

  • @lucciemane2276
    @lucciemane2276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11390

    *little did we know, aunt becky was too busy buying her kid’s way into college*

    • @briannacruz8987
      @briannacruz8987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      💀💀💀

    • @deadskrillaskrit2078
      @deadskrillaskrit2078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Niiiiiiiiiice

    • @Jere-fh3fq
      @Jere-fh3fq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      luccie mane that is a low blow

    • @jamarwarren9450
      @jamarwarren9450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait huh how I’m confused ?

    • @Jere-fh3fq
      @Jere-fh3fq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Jamar Warren you see, the actress that played aunt Beckie recently was exposed of buying her children’s way into collage

  • @MsKillerqueen5
    @MsKillerqueen5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    "A cute palate cleanser from the harsh reality that the 14 yr old they bailed on is about to drop dead upstairs" LMFAO!!!

  • @williamwalsh5160
    @williamwalsh5160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “ Cuz her designated guardians are to busy looking at butt cheeks “ haHaH

  • @FlossyGamerr
    @FlossyGamerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:10 “moves these perverts” 😂

  • @daniellexodrake
    @daniellexodrake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    “DJ starts yelling, because she’s hangry” my mood 24/7 😂

  • @megannewman8917
    @megannewman8917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4477

    "Food isn't just some shit that's stopping your fridge from floating away." LMAO!!!

    • @Marie-cs8kp
      @Marie-cs8kp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally made me cackle at 3:00 am

    • @jinxybangtan2219
      @jinxybangtan2219 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omfg I died

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You actually have to eat it to survive" Living 101 for Dummies.

    • @marceljohnson2215
      @marceljohnson2215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite part

  • @jerome8465
    @jerome8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Stephanie is sad that her sister is about to die" 😂

  • @marleighwhitman8313
    @marleighwhitman8313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “When all they really need is is a gentle reminder that everyone is miserable all the time”

    • @meganreeves6111
      @meganreeves6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep like me right now

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a pretty harsh phrasing, but he's not wrong.
      Everyone has problems, even the so-called 'pretty and popular' crowd who pretend they don't.
      I don't think everyone is literally miserable all the time.. some people with problems are genuinely happy at least some of the time! :p

  • @peepeepoopoo7182
    @peepeepoopoo7182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2074

    “Toothpaste borderline counts as food” lmaooooo

    • @babie5506
      @babie5506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That randomly reminded me of my friend

    • @justanotherweirdo11
      @justanotherweirdo11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      no but seriously people get concerned about the calories in their chewing gum

    • @yas.8
      @yas.8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the weirdest person you would ever meet there was a time where I was counting calories in my gum...

    • @hurtzburtz991
      @hurtzburtz991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justanotherweirdo11 I count the calories and definitly sugar content in my gum

    • @Icedpumpkinchailatte
      @Icedpumpkinchailatte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOUR USERNAME BAHAHSOAOSBAOAO

  • @kaela1096
    @kaela1096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    “Stephanie is sad her sister is about to die” omg

    • @prestonparker3959
      @prestonparker3959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kaela 😆

    • @sarahnicole181
      @sarahnicole181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahah

    • @shadowhawk4164
      @shadowhawk4164 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love how he said slow suicide, that was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jay-ul7ux
    @jay-ul7ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “Because he’s tall as sh!t and lanky as hell”

  • @alainaspriggs1859
    @alainaspriggs1859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    "ignoring dj in the corner about to have a goddamn heart attack"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jennascarpa9784
    @jennascarpa9784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    “Dj says no,because she just brushed her teeth, which we all know is a lie because tooth paste borderline counts as food.”
    I don’t know why but that line and me WHEEZING

    • @salm6331
      @salm6331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah we seen the video too

    • @qook1543
      @qook1543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@salm6331 Yes and it was worth repeating

    • @Whatmelons24
      @Whatmelons24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was crying

  • @Twism2206
    @Twism2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Seventy got damn five what you KNOW about it” 😂😂😂

  • @minaminumahata5344
    @minaminumahata5344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “D.J. does not have time for that level one nonsense”

    • @lovelyb9062
      @lovelyb9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crank that shit up to level 70 gotdamn 5 whatcha know about it? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Angie_Onaleta
    @Angie_Onaleta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7172

    "She takes that shit straight to level seventy-goddamn-five! Whatchu know about it!?" 💀🤣🤣

    • @kareemxo3
      @kareemxo3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oml

    • @livimane5564
      @livimane5564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That had me CRYING

    • @universalquest6079
      @universalquest6079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That is my favorite part.

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mountbatten Windsor More than the "join her dead mom in hell" part?

    • @lilymilner7995
      @lilymilner7995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3k like

  • @tylergerald
    @tylergerald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2444

    "riding a bus with no brakes that'll take her to Crankyville that will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in hell" DAMN dude wtf where did that come from?!!

    • @brownbbydoll1777
      @brownbbydoll1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Right ! That was such an unnecessary thing to say smh

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tyler Scott don’t know where it came from, but I’m pretty sure he said it went to hell.

    • @morgan-db9re
      @morgan-db9re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      idk but it was fucking hilarious

    • @Spilululily
      @Spilululily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💀

    • @squin9954
      @squin9954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That was fucking funny

  • @tumblrgrl222
    @tumblrgrl222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “You’ll end up dead in hell like your mom” that’s cold dude that’s cold

    • @mildred714
      @mildred714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      watch something you can handle then

  • @lolliltaco
    @lolliltaco ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the guy talking omg😭😭😭😭💀

  • @Alpha-bn6cj
    @Alpha-bn6cj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    "Stephanie is sad that her sister is about to die" + Stephanie's facial expression had me rolling on the floor

  • @lead.m4579
    @lead.m4579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    ‘She realizes a pinky swear isn’t legally binding’ 😂

    • @TheSupart91
      @TheSupart91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lea D. M hell yeah 😂🤣 🤣😂 😂💀

    • @h2832
      @h2832 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legit I read this at the moment it said it

    • @zenos02
      @zenos02 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But a handshake is a legal agreement in Texas

  • @naomithriftss
    @naomithriftss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Stephanie makes this face because she realizes her sister is a dummy” I’m crying

  • @corymatthew6840
    @corymatthew6840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Enough cakes To murder a diabetic pothead” Bruh😂

  • @katlyndobransky2419
    @katlyndobransky2419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    God I remember watching this episode and thinking “But she’s so much prettier than me...”

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      It's weird how we don't see ourselves the way others see us.

    • @hitofgrace
      @hitofgrace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Melissa Cooper this might be poorly done, but back then no one really talked about eating disorders. Especially on a family friendly show. Im glad they showed struggles a teen, a lot of girls probably looked up too could be going through as well.

    • @mrcisgenstraightwhitemale2246
      @mrcisgenstraightwhitemale2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Naw, she was fat.

    • @tremtiger
      @tremtiger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Mr CisGenStraightWhiteMale um no she wasn’t lmao

    • @smileitsjustagame2937
      @smileitsjustagame2937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's funny you say that, I thought the same thing. Looking back on it now makes me realize how impressionable I was as a young girl.

  • @eatnbytheworms1858
    @eatnbytheworms1858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    "Stephanie is sad her sister is about to die"

    • @user-mw9pw4ng4u
      @user-mw9pw4ng4u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dingoesatemybaby Yas

    • @aliceb2740
      @aliceb2740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dingoesatemybaby I read this comment the moment they said it

  • @cynder6596
    @cynder6596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Toothpaste borderline counts as food"
    Toothpaste usually has 1 calorie per every quarter cup.
    Also 2 weeks of not eating wont make you die (in most cases)

  • @ajplaze8001
    @ajplaze8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Taking Becky’s advice would have been smart here, one’s metabolism along with exercise will burn calories and help one shed weight. Starving yourself and working out excessively might not do anything, with an empty stomach that is.

  • @yeahokjosh
    @yeahokjosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    “And if you see your deliriously hungry sister talking to dogs about bathing suits” -dead 😂😂💀

    • @mimiandcheese1357
      @mimiandcheese1357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J.P. Marini I saw this comment right as he said it In The video and just sort of read along

    • @jakeowens1253
      @jakeowens1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂👍

    • @matthewmiller7237
      @matthewmiller7237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fu wait what 😂😂😂😂

  • @modifiedbarbie
    @modifiedbarbie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3444

    “Until they see those women with fabric in their booty crack”

    • @isilva0013
      @isilva0013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *DEAD*

    • @gia8604
      @gia8604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ileen Silva I like your profile pic

    • @isilva0013
      @isilva0013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gia8604 I like yours too

  • @star-bi8cb
    @star-bi8cb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    she wasn’t literally starving to death the human body can go a long time without food until it completely shuts down lmao

  • @nothingnoone675
    @nothingnoone675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Who has a car, who has drugs, and who you’d like to maybe eventually sleep with” lmao

  • @katierundle9469
    @katierundle9469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    "Michelle goes ham on that cake" lmao

  • @livymangroo7062
    @livymangroo7062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3130

    “And then promptly feeds that crap to the dog”
    This video is literally a MEME

    • @grace_kuhar
      @grace_kuhar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ikr

    • @danklies9606
      @danklies9606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that part wasn't even funny

    • @cheesecakegobbler
      @cheesecakegobbler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @livy mangroo why are you shouting lol

    • @zoee399
      @zoee399 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danklies9606 okay did anyone fucking ask it was kinda funny tho but okay be mad

    • @IloveAllah39284
      @IloveAllah39284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danklies9606 Your right it was HILARIOUS

  • @genevieveann3557
    @genevieveann3557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can’t lie- as a once avid watcher of the show growing up, I laughed a lot throughout this video

  • @Annie-bp7cx
    @Annie-bp7cx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't understand why she was so self conscious about her body, bc it was literally perfect

    • @mastersnet18
      @mastersnet18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was the 90s that’s why. Skinny was in.

    • @pagolainaki7175
      @pagolainaki7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I had a friend with an eating disorder and she had normal weight, it comes in all bodies this Issue, not just SUPER SKINNY people.

    • @cassierxse
      @cassierxse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it doesn't matter what size you are. most people will ALWAYS find something wrong with themselves. insecurity doesn't care about the way you look at all.

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because many, many teenagers in the real world have body image issues.
      So stupid shows like this paid lip service to 'addressing' the issue by having the character develop a problem and then have the problem solved in a single episode, which won't help anyone in the real world even though that's what they're trying to do!
      Because in the real world, the struggle takes years to develop and then a lifetime to fight.

    • @Annie-bp7cx
      @Annie-bp7cx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Katelyn McDonald yea... yea I do cause I used to have one

  • @ArmageddonAngel
    @ArmageddonAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3732

    And then Aunt Becky helps DJ get into college. Good times.

  • @uchechiblxckgoddess
    @uchechiblxckgoddess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    "He had body issues when he was a kid cuz he's tall as s*** and lanky as hell" I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariekharma4405
    @mariekharma4405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As a girl from a third world country my grandmother would probably feed me twice as much if I tried to eat a ice pop

  • @user-mw9rb8cm4d
    @user-mw9rb8cm4d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The “ your food isn’t something stopping your fridge from flying away, you have to eat it” sent me 😭😭😭😭🤣

  • @itskayleemichelle3995
    @itskayleemichelle3995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    "Then promptly feeds that crap to the dog"😂

  • @samiyahmosley3844
    @samiyahmosley3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    “Then he takes her hungry ass down stairs.”
    When I tell you I died😭

  • @angelaphillips1731
    @angelaphillips1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Michelle goes HAM on that cake” 😂😂

  • @bee_boy4042
    @bee_boy4042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Food isn’t just some shit that’s stopping your fridge from floating away”

  • @graciecravy6826
    @graciecravy6826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    The way he describes everything has me deceased😂

  • @melv5174
    @melv5174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    "D.J says she'll be right there, and falls down faster than a folding chair in a hurricane" hahah can't stop laughing

    • @MsObeyy
      @MsObeyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Melanie V oh my god. 😂😂😂

    • @harriettoh7188
      @harriettoh7188 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melanie V lol

  • @gregmitchell9501
    @gregmitchell9501 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Her family warns her that what she is doing is dangerous. Because she’s riding a bus with no brakes to crankyville that will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in hell.” 🤣 🤣 Jesus Christ

  • @kurayamigreen1989
    @kurayamigreen1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "your real friends will like you no matter what until they start picking friends based on things like who has a car, who has drugs, and who you maybe eventually want to sleep with"

  • @laurenashleighmoore
    @laurenashleighmoore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "Stephanie makes this face, because she realizes her sister is a dummy." XD

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kaosalakane79 So even when you're 50 you still won't fuck someone over 29?

  • @caboose.20
    @caboose.20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    "Because toothpaste borderline counts as food."

  • @jojorathke1208
    @jojorathke1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "When all they really need is a gentle reminder that everyone's miserable all the time, and the only thing you can ever do about it is shove chicken parm in your mouth with the people you care about." Everything in this is gold but this line is the best thing in the world 😂😂

  • @jdng86
    @jdng86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How does a family not notice their daughter hasn't eaten in three days?

  • @princesscherry171
    @princesscherry171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1626

    “Stef is making this face, realizing her sister, is a dummy.” IM DEAD.

    • @traetrae7517
      @traetrae7517 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Princess Cherry1 😂😂

    • @traetrae7517
      @traetrae7517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Princess Cherry1 "Dj in the corner bout to have a goddamn heart attack"😂😂😂

    • @jordanpalos9949
      @jordanpalos9949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he was gonna say something said and was shook when he said dummy 😂

    • @jaidakatt2221
      @jaidakatt2221 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Steph is making this face 😬

  • @davidmckesey7119
    @davidmckesey7119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    dj in the corner about to have a God Damn heart attack lol

    • @mandysworld_yt
      @mandysworld_yt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      david mckesey I don’t find that one to funny ....

    • @diamond-vm5sl
      @diamond-vm5sl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mandys world I did 😂😂😂😂

    • @mrdiez8496
      @mrdiez8496 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mandys world then why are you here?

  • @nonamelegend_vapor
    @nonamelegend_vapor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope this series comes back someday. These are the rare videos I can rewatch months later and STILL have to stifle my laughter

  • @sjcflawless
    @sjcflawless 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It’s crazy how scrunchies are the new 80’s style workout wear. A blast from the past.

  • @jayq.mcburger9030
    @jayq.mcburger9030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    "Food isn't just some shit that's stopping your fridge from floating away. You actually need to eat it to survive." 😆

    • @AloysiusWaffle
      @AloysiusWaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jay Q. McBurger I made it 69

    • @nathasion9556
      @nathasion9556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this was the best one

  • @joellejohnson2019
    @joellejohnson2019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    I wish everything was narrated like this.

    • @victorespino5650
      @victorespino5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then the shows would be boring af if there's no drama. But he picks it apart perfectly. Lol

  • @-ocean-and-earth-
    @-ocean-and-earth- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay but this episode was and still is a mood.

  • @hichica1462
    @hichica1462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "a diabetic pothead"😂💀

  • @cece.h1601
    @cece.h1601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    “Stephanie makes this face because she realizes that her sister is stupid “ 😂😂😂

    • @Romy---
      @Romy--- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Camara Hurndon "is a dummy"**

  • @friend1ymachine
    @friend1ymachine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1617

    "Murder a diabetic pothead" omg I died and got reincarnated

    • @bean2268
      @bean2268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't u mean...
      Resurrected?

    • @friend1ymachine
      @friend1ymachine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gaming Fever I don't know, do i???

    • @kareemxo3
      @kareemxo3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oml, also I like your profile picture

  • @sophia..b2179
    @sophia..b2179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Thin strips of neon strips stuffed up their ass wholes.” Had me died 🤣😵

  • @nickmiller8855
    @nickmiller8855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was always my favorite episode of Full House. So funny. “Why would I eat cake when I can have ice on a stick?”

  • @celineterra8107
    @celineterra8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    “Ignoring DJ in the corner about to have a god damn heart attack” omg

  • @br00klynnative58
    @br00klynnative58 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3687

    *Because a pinky promise isn't a legal bind* Lmfao

    • @br00klynnative58
      @br00klynnative58 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Concious Cleo ikr!

    • @waldenwonders
      @waldenwonders 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      legally binding*

    • @Lorenzo3K
      @Lorenzo3K 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Karen Paula pinky promises have straight up ruined lives

    • @JaneDoe-gu5sb
      @JaneDoe-gu5sb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, technically it is if you can PROVE that the pinkie promise happened, which is nigh impossible

    • @abbyb.1565
      @abbyb.1565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      quote of the vid

  • @Thepeopleschamp1983_
    @Thepeopleschamp1983_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I went weeks without eating food and im still here

  • @hannahharrington6917
    @hannahharrington6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    them all in an aerobics class + dj is abt to dieee. the commentary- i cantttt

  • @morganlemons1694
    @morganlemons1694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7675

    I remember watching this exact episode of full house on tv

    • @maceymcallister498
      @maceymcallister498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Morgan Lemons me too

    • @jinxybangtan2219
      @jinxybangtan2219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Morgan Lemons
      Lemon Daddy you're everywhere 😂

    • @jinxybangtan2219
      @jinxybangtan2219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wait shit so am I....

    • @sav2378
      @sav2378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      WTF ARE YOU SATAN
      HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @liccforlucc4786
      @liccforlucc4786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Morgan Lemons *dials 911 on microwave* wHy aRe yOu eVeRywHeRe

  • @danyamozdzen591
    @danyamozdzen591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    *And if you see you’re sister talking to dogs about bathing suits*

  • @Minnah09
    @Minnah09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That will ultimately drop her off with her dead mom in hell”
    LMAO THIS DUDE HAS NO CHILL

  • @thefallenphoenix9810
    @thefallenphoenix9810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is such a hilarious way to remind us to eat instead of starving ourselves, thank you for this

  • @krzlcve
    @krzlcve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Eating disorders are no joke but this is

    • @urischic1668
      @urischic1668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *that lasted until she was literally 20 years old*

    • @OnlyMichaelJackson
      @OnlyMichaelJackson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're just trying to tackle real issues :/

  • @courthawk52
    @courthawk52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "With fabric in their booty cracks." 😂😂😂

  • @izannahhastick1079
    @izannahhastick1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Cause he’s tall as shii and lanky as hell “had me gone 🤣🤣🤣

  • @puppeteer7604
    @puppeteer7604 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Because he’s tall as sh!T and lanky as hell” HAD ME DYING

    • @JIF882
      @JIF882 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This comment didn't age well since Bob is dead

  • @katbug930
    @katbug930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    “michelle goes ham on that cake”

  • @RabbitTeaPot
    @RabbitTeaPot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    “Food isn’t shit just made to stop your fridge from floating away” hahaha I fucking LOVE this line ❤️

    • @haleybowen5149
      @haleybowen5149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rabbit TeaPot Oml as soon as I read this he said that

  • @leilanijacobson517
    @leilanijacobson517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “on a bus, that will eventually drop her off with her dead mom in hell” damn wtf 😭

  • @rashibhowmick6538
    @rashibhowmick6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me: *don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh
    Also me: *giggles like an insane person at 2:00am while everyone else is sleeping
    😂

  • @rachel5617
    @rachel5617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    “They’re to busy looking at booty cheeks to realize anything is wrong” every single boy in my school

    • @jeremyviromek
      @jeremyviromek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rachel.Dancer yup

    • @mcprol2467
      @mcprol2467 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "literally no boy"

    • @lovereadingsnyc
      @lovereadingsnyc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gross. Pray against it. People are almost over. I feel bad for the youth especially with internet porn and all of the rest of mk uktra/satans mind control (which is hollywood mainstream music video games etc DUUUUUHHHHH what does everyone live under a ROCK?).

    • @zachburke8906
      @zachburke8906 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, butts.