Cáca Milis (Short Film)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- A chance encounter on a train between a young woman and a blind man. She wants to read her book, he wants to chat. She realises that he won't leave her alone. She starts to get annoyed...
Teagmháil chinniúnach idir bean óg agus fear dall ar thraein. Bíonn sise ag iarraidh a leabhar a léamh, is mian leisean dreas comhrá a dhéanamh. Tuigeann sise nach dtabharfaidh sé aon suaimhneas di. Tosaíonn cantal ag teacht uirthi...
The Irish Leaving Cert syllabus had something for everyone. Whether it was about a blind man who dies after being lied about a worm in his cake, a poem about a toxic relationship between a married couple, a story about a hit and run outside a chipper, picture stories about nightmare holidays in Malaga or listening questions about how friends casually tell each other about how they won 10k in a lotto…
let’s not forget a twin who kills her dad and friend
@@toriduff616 cúpla, such a classic
@@i-just-threw-it-away YES
let’s not forget the man from ukraine stabbed at a train station not that i remember the name
@@aineshannon9453 na deoraithe I think
Looking back, I actually think this is very well made and one of Gleeson's best performances. It's the film that manages to permanently disturb and disgust thousands of Irish students, and you can't get that reputation by being lazily made.
apenguinnamedabraham
I personally found it hilarious 😅
And generally really good as a film.
I took it as a dark comedy.
apenguinnamedabraham this made all 30 Irish students in my class gag and almost puke
This made my friends laugh
@@homosixual6189 they must be sensitive so
@@deanmaher3594 are you ok there buddy?
Irish leaving in two days first time ever watching this god bless
It was never going to come up since it came up in 2018
Ass
Hope you did well
Well I'm only hoping the LC is cancelled in 2021!
We all don't think like that
My favourite part was when he took the glasses off and said "Maybe the real treasure was the caca milis we met along the way". Follow that, Ridley Scott
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the films of time. I liked the part where she said, "I am Cáca Milis" and then Cáca Milisd all over him. Truly the pinnacle of Irish cinematography.
bravo vince!
The absolute pinnacle*
Ralo Bince
It's Cácan time!
u are a comedic genui
Love that every single Irish story ends with someone dying. EVERY SINGLE ONE
I've always wanted to learn more about Irish stories and myths but now I'm not sure... lol
In the good endings the dead man is British.
@@pongop This isn't Irish mythology, it's made up stories written for Irish students to study
Stadeolaiocht?
@@Dguilfoyle26 I know, but it's all kind of depressing and dark
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Honorable mention: Catherine
😂pfft haha
agus Top 10 things to watch while enjoying your Cáca Milis 🍰 👍
Honorable mentions: Péist bán dearg
Agreed 😢
You have witnessed true evil. This is Ireland's darkest deed.
Hahaah
Why is this a thing?!
@@theadventuresofpuff9867 We have to do this for the Leaving cert
lol that's so cute
I can't help but feel offended for how they treat the blind. Yeah this guy was annoying but I'm sure blind people don't eat food like that. Unless they're Helen Keller
Why was the Irish syllabus hell bent on making us traumatized
Ikr This and an tÁdh
@@rurumi-chan gnáthrud....
I don’t know... are they trying to make sure rhat we stick to learning Irish or traumatise us enough to leave the language forever
Cos it's funny lol
This forever will remain a part of irish culture
This movie is peak Irish filmography. My favourite part was when the guy stood up and said "It's Cáca Milis'in time" and Millis'd all over the train. Truly the most exquisite scene of all time. Bravo Vince.
This was the moment when Brendan Gleeson became Jane Margolis
Was pure expecting a plot twist where paul wasn’t actually blind and it was all a social experiment or something
some “what would you do?” shit right there lol
If you're a teacher and you're showing this to your class, stop for a minute and rethink your life.
Our teacher made us watch it today and I was like _wtf why is this being shown to us_
we watched it 5 mins ago...
Don't blame the teachers, blame the Department of Education for putting this on the school curriculum😅
Yeah, snowflakes can't survive a film like this. How can a teacher show a film where you hate both of the characters? What if some part of the student sided with the evil c**t who basically killed a man? Then the student would have to confront that side of himself. You just can't do that to kids.
I started gagging when he ate the cake and I got sent home because they thought I was sick 😭
Why doesn’t she get up and move he wouldn’t know he’s blind
😍
Haha, but he could probably hear. Lolz
@@cookiecrumbs8344 she could make something up. She could say she's going to the bathroom or to eat
He's blind not stupid.
@@AB-uf1et yeah I'd just say I was going to the toilet and not return!
We need a 4K remaster of this, it needs to be preserved for years to come!
Google says this was shot on 35mm film, and I doubt there's any visual effects, so a 4k transfer is definitely possible.
@@bragr_ It looks like a video production so unfortunately stuck in 576i (maybe 576p25). The only thing that could be done is high quality upscaling
Paul : Cén dath ar mó cáca?
Catherine : Gorm...
Paul : AHH CAC IS FUATH LIOM CÁCA GORM!!
*Roll credits*
....no
Roll*
In an alternate universe....
Its 2am and I'm wheezing like ur man at this comment
Is fuath liom means I hate in Gaeilge
This was very hard to watch, I can't believe they make people watch this for school
Rachel B.
Pıssed me off
I watched it today and boy I can relate to the man. I have asthma before and it was bad. Had it for 2 years. The ending of this is really disturbing. She does nothing to help him and she just let him die because of her being annoyed by him.
Its gas
Just after watching it today in school. I'm 15 I'm too young to be scarred. What is with with all the Irish poems and short films we study being dark af.
Eat ass
This is about as joyous as Irish stories get.
Try “Yu Ming is Ainm Dom” or “Fluent Dysphasia”.
Is fuath liom cliffhangers! Did she make it home in time for tea with her Granny?
I thought that was her mom😅
Probably not the soulless bitch
Tá súil agam gur bhuail carr í.
We need a sequel
Càca milis 2: Paul's revenge
Maraíonn sí di máthair freisin mar is fuath léi na míchumas 🤣🤣
She knew that he was blind for the entire journey. If I was her my first instinct would be to move to a different seat where I can read my book without anyone disturbing me!
That's the point it's a movie if it was predictable it would be very boring lol
It's way easier to just kill him tho
@@marcellaoreilly8909 Gotta hand it to them. I didn't expect Mr. Gleeson to be in this and I didn't think I'd see a blind man suffocate. Hmm. Ireland is a scary place at times lol
@@criminallyautistic8372 There's a law that a Gleeson must be in any Irish film.
@@chickkybaby Oh I would've petitioned for that to be passed
'Eric, touch me,' I breathed...
Moral of the story never get between this woman and her erotic fanfic 👀
This woman is the most cruel person I've ever seen in a movie. Like what is her problem? All he wanted to do was go on a vacation
Ever
hear of a guy called hitler
That guy is so annoying and she is stuck up bitch
Too many movies are about perfect people. As if you wouldn’t be annoyed at that guy. And I don’t think she wanted him to die ...
@@Dopp_ 🙄😳
@@mayorjack6538 oh yeah we should hook them up !
Everyone's saying this won't come up tomorrow because it came up last year but lads I had a dream that it did
Well did it?
Concrete evidence
@@IrishFriendsFan no it didn’t
LÉIGH ANOIS go cúramach, ar do scrúdpháipéar, na treoracha agus na ceisteanna a ghabhann le Cuid A
Noooo I read it in the woman's voice too,
Also is it me or are all of the Voice actors for the listening test from Louth,Cork,Kerry and Dublin it's like they want us to not understand a thing they're saying.
Beeeeeeeeep!
I'm from Cork, and it's the Donegal and Connemara ones I can't understand AT ALL.
@@rurumi-chan and Donegal. The real devils
What does this film mean?
If someone inconveniences you kill them??
Yes
haha
chicken
Is é príomhtheachtaireacht an scannáin ná an míchumas agus an chaoi éagórach a gcaitear le daoine le héagumais inár sochaí.
I feel like I'm the only one whose primary interest is what book she's reading
Ikr like girl what smut is that and where can I get it😏
All teenage boys share your feeling
50 shades
@@mariaconnolly3 no matter what you'll always get better on ao3
It may possibly be the Adventures of Ms. Taylor by Desiree Thorn
Why did the camera man help him, just as ruthless as Catherine... smh my head
Shake my head my head is annoying me more than it should 😂
Historians will point to this video as the reason the Irish language finally died out.
Just got a cat and I’ve named him Milis after this film. I did my leaving cert 8 years ago but Càca Milis still haunts my sleep
We were watching this in school but we never reached the end of it because the school bell rang. I remember saying out loud that I didn't like the woman and she just rubbed me off the wrong way. But some other kids in class who had seen it said that the old man is actually the bad guy. Few months later, I come back to watch this to the very end and I still have no clue what they meant by that...
People hate disabled people
She felt that her choice of who approached her was being violated and many women see average or below average looking people as a threat to their social standing. The man knew his way around the car but chose that seat out of habit. He could have chosen another seat. Also the woman was a spinster
Fun Fact: This is the first and only televised witch sighting in Ireland
Seriously?
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Man i have bad asthma myself and watching this film legit makes my chest feel tight
WTF didn't she just move seats?!
Ass
everyone in my class were asking the same question lmao
@@robertjackson8950 LMAO SAMEE
As an exercise after watching this we had to DEBATE about if the woman was justified in what she did.... Which is SUPER fncked up because WHY WOULD ANYONE DEFEND HER she LITERALLY killed a man out of annoyance. Nuts.
More like left him to die but yeah she saw he was easily agitated so she used it to her advantage and just kept the inhaler barely out of reach and with him not only blind but in a current state of panic he wouldn't notice. So yeah technically she murdered him
I can't say what I think of the woman without being censored. She is a right . However, I really hate the guy too, and almost can't blame her. I think the whole point of the film is "which of these two characters do you like the least?"
@@daithi1966
The nice disabled man or murderer
We were doing an exercise on this and a girl behind me was like 'what are some words to describe him?' So I turned and looked her and her friend in the eye and said 'marbh' super seriously
Emma 😂
Lmaoo
Bahahaha 😂😂😂
That made me laugh
Sorry I wasn't born in Ireland, what's marbh mean?
I came back here to relive the nightmare that was the Irish leaving cert. i remember this, an triail and that poem about the lion which was actually about cancer :/
Yup 'Géibheann'. I'm doing it in 2021- when did you do it?
@@eabhasheehan1994 2012 lol I’m old ;-;
We're doing that this year lol
@@starlight8554 Still in your 20s- definitely not old!
@@eabhasheehan1994 do you think its coming up?
Such a Sad Way to End an Anıme Serıes
other seats *existing*
this woman: no I don’t think I will
For a fleeting 11 minutes she lets on she's too polite to ditch him but then she indirectly murders him.
She's a god damn psycho
Wow what a fun short film I can't wait to talk about this during the leaving cert exam
My favorite part was when Pól said "we are cáca milis." Truly the peak of Irish cinema, and cinema as a whole.
Leaving Cert? We watched this in Primary School at about 8 or 9 years old. Traumatised for a month or so afterwards. Raised us hard back then. 😂
Good Lord… I had to watch the Boy In Striped Pajamas, at least my school waited until 8th grade for that
We watched it in primary as well 😂 I went to a gaelscoil so I’ve seen this film at every stage of education
So, being disabled is just enough for the death penalty in Catherine's books. Seems fair enough.
You can become disabled.
11:35 for the Brendan Gleeson cake eating ASMR
Wait please tell me no one actually finds that appealing?!
Pól was so nice and only really wanted a chat. I get she was reading her book but like she couldve been some bit human and entertained him. Poor lad, shes pure evil
Or just moved to a different seat, the heck?
this gives me more PTSD than a war ever would
like what teacher finds a video of a woman murdering a blind asthmatic man and thinks “perfect for the kids to watch”
My brother mentioned this to me last week and I had some extremely vivid flashbacks. It's been about ten years since I saw this for the Leaving, and I had "forgotten" all about it.
Also forgotten how to use quotation marks.
I rewatched this one week before the leaving cert and I am traumatised again :D
I’m an American who has an interest in the Irish language and thought it would be so cool to go through the Leaving Cert… until I found out I would need to watch this piece of work
The food scene feckin traumatised me and now I am afraid to eat it public because my anxiety tells me I look like that whenever I take a bite.
new fear unlocked after reading this
Blind people don't eat like that.
My irish teacher put this on for irish class. 💀 Altough she wasn't going to as it is a little inappropriate but the students begged. Xd
Also why'd the woman let the poor man die just because he was disturbing her. Lady cruel damn💀💀💀
After reading all the comments, I finally realised that cáca milis.
That woman seems like a sociopath tbh
She's sadistic, he's obnoxious, how else
could this end?
Is that the professor with that weird eye from Harry Potter?
Natalia Sikora Yep, the very same
How could it be he you just witnessed him die
Yup, it is the same actor as mad eye moody
Brendan Gleason is his name.
Plot twist- Mad Eye lost his other eye, used the train to get to The Burrow and that's how he was really killed.
all she had to do was lie and say it was her stop then get up and go to another seat 💀
Never interrupt someone climaxing in their cringe love novels (they will kill you, literally.)
Any Leaving Cert 2020 students here? Going back to see this while I'm stuck at home cause Coronavirus XD
good luck!!
@@rowancody9578 Omigosh, thanks so much! Super kind :D
Tá
Me😂😂 what has the virus done to us? Also I'm thinking of visiting Mr Gerald Barry next. Its gonna be a long day.
And you didn't even need it! I'm LC 2021 and hoping I won't need it either!
I'm happy I never got to do Irish for my leaving cert, so I never got to be traumatised by this!
Imagine doing it in 1st year because you go to a colaiste
he's an inspiration for people like me with asmatha
He literally died
@@Scriblyn so?
How could she do such a thing! Such a horrible person. All he wanted was to eat his cáca and have a chat. The poor man!
His caca
I know i hated it!
This wasn't on the Leaving Cert this year.
Not sure how to feel. XD
It is now!😂
Instead of killing poor Brendan, Charlotte should have told him to fup off, you fupping fupper, and that she was there first (she was the woman in the couple arguing with Ted and Dougal in the picnic episode).
Má dhéanann fear ciapadh ort, maraigh é.
We watched this in school today and it was traumatizing
Edit: on closer inspection I realized that the food cart people could save him because when cut from oxygen the body enters sleep mode to try and save what little it has left so if the cart gets to him before he is officially brain dead he could be saved
I need a woman who looks at me like Catherine looks at Paul as he's choking.
Cold? Devoid of any emotion except for contempt? You have issues
@@criminallyautistic8372 nah he's got life fuckin sorted 👌
@@jdonthepc9831 Okay. People have their fetishes.
Thank you RTgame for blessing me with this
I want daddy Paul to eat me like that cake UwU
Saem
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Mark O'Sull Nani
B r u h
Is anyone else confused why he needed so much siúcra in his caife? 😅
diabetes.......? mar is aisteach é?
That slice of cake tho🔥🔥
This is the PINNACLE of irish education
IRISH PAPER 2 IN LITERALLY 11 HOURS AND 44 MINUTES
Did you do well
Like an O3 but I got decent points. Am a student in trinity rn happy days. Don’t sweat the lc just do the work now and don’t dick around and wait until March.
@@euthypro8531 😬
Catherine was the Impostor
I'm here because the director of this short film mentioned it in a tiktok, I'm now prepared if I'm shown this in school
I don't get it... couldn't she just get up and find another seat
Why tf didn’t she just move, it’s not like he would have noticed
She could have just moved seats she didn't have to MURDER him
11:43 BIG MUNCH roight there
Haha😂 dat StreTCh
This says alot about our society
All things considered, she’s a keeper, that one.
I love how everyone in the comments is so invested 😂
Mise go dtí an SEC: tá scanán uafásach ann.
An SEC: Céard?
Mise: Tá scanán uafásach ar an gcúrsa ardteiste.
Ni thuigim.
Wtfwtfwtfwtf why ireland why
Imagine writing an essay about this in an exam...
Imagine
This is a life lesson
If you think this is bad read Chop Suye
@@BoldOne8760 I currently have to write an essay on this XD
sis really let a man die bc he interrupted her erotic novel.
Very good film! 🤣🤣🤣 10/10 will watch again!! Will show this to my Irish students on Monday!! 🎉🎉
i mean you kind of have to cause its part of the curriculum
I’m in second year and I’ve seen way too many TikToks about this so I’m finally watching it.
Update: WHAT WAS THAT😃
Don’t know whether to like or dislike tbh
Create another account so you won't have to choose 😂
A true hidden gem. Brilliant acting performances. Funny thing is, when you immerse yourself in the story the running time of this short seems to be much longer than the actual, a mere 18 mins. I'm aware of this movie being meme-fied to oblivion and accused of ruining the lives of few generations of young Irish people tho 😂
I live in America and this is my new favorite short film. CACA MILIS
a bhitchín bheag go mbrisfidh an diabhail do dhá chois
man didnt even get to finish his cáca milis
I had to watch this in school
TOAST TOAST we all had to for the LC
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A few years ago my brother was eating his birthday cake so I reminded him of this film and he ate no more.
Oscar worthy u the man keep up the great work keep grinding keep pushing u the man for real for real on god
I remember watching this in 3rd class but I think my teacher cut it before the end
I came here because apparently there is a meme about this. I’m still figuring it out 😂
This gave me nightmares when doing an Irish exam based on this film. And that meme extactly represents how Irish students feel when they had to watch this and do an exam on it 😢
@@laurafinn5239 Got PTSD flashbacks every time I thought of it
I had to watch this film twice in school and lemme just say, this film makes me sick to my core. There are so many issues with the writing like Catherine not walking away from Pól or her straight up murdering him because he was being sort of rude and annoying to her. It's like the film is encouraging the audience to do the same thing to disabled people which is gross af. Brendan Gleeson is my goat but holy shit this film is bad.
Rinne mé dearmad go raibh an Clár seo ann go fóill 😩 Brendan Gleeson bocht