What Your Favorite Fire Emblem Ship Says About You (Awakening, Fates, Three Houses)

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  • This is actually Part I of a hypothetical three part ship video for Fire Emblem. Part II would be for all the games before Awakening, and Part III for would be What Your Favorite Super Smash Bros Ship Says About You.
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  • @RomanDonut
    @RomanDonut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3876

    “MEN GETTING PEGGED” never fails to make me laugh

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I always have to clap along to that joke when I watch these.

    • @tiffany-chan1235
      @tiffany-chan1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's my favorite joke from these!

    • @l.n.3372
      @l.n.3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Funny enough is that Claude/F Byleth is not the ship I imagined for this recurring joke.

    • @TheDentrassi
      @TheDentrassi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Men getting pegged is what I'm a slut for so... sure

    • @adsads8778
      @adsads8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      it should have been Edelgard and M Byleth though

  • @ladylexicon11
    @ladylexicon11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2542

    “You think the only thing that would have made Beauty and the Beast better is if they were lesbians.”
    MAYBE SO.

    • @Elix10
      @Elix10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      definitely so

    • @nebulimes2143
      @nebulimes2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I mean, is he wrong though? MariHilda beauty and the beast AU?

    • @siennahartle9069
      @siennahartle9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I didn’t ship it before but I do now

    • @mehspacedorito
      @mehspacedorito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      marihilda is my comfort ship and I love them,,, yes they beauty and the beast lesbians we know,,,💕💓💗

    • @nebulimes2143
      @nebulimes2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anyone who loves MariHilda should check out @svixyo on Instagram (don’t worry this isn’t self promo, I just found them this morning lol), definitely one of my favorite FE3H artists

  • @LuriTV
    @LuriTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    Petra/Claude: You really REALLY want to have a word with the CEO of racism

    • @atlaszurum
      @atlaszurum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KSKSKSKSK

    • @LuriTV
      @LuriTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@atlaszurum No, Dorothea is the VSCO-girl of FE:TH

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh man, first playthrough, I was so happy that ending happened, I didn't know it was a thing until the game ended

    • @xuanathan
      @xuanathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You want Claude to *not* run off to Almyra

    • @tensegranny
      @tensegranny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LuriTV WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    "Your ideal date is a Sapphic tea party"
    Correct.

  • @tardyrenegade3262
    @tardyrenegade3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

    "You used to really like Voltron" COMING RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE WITH THE HEAVY-HITTERS, I SEE

    • @tardyrenegade3262
      @tardyrenegade3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      very good video. i screamed at least thrice. A+

    • @holocasm8620
      @holocasm8620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      RIGHT LMFAO I SCREAMED

    • @JetZV
      @JetZV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And yet no Voltron ship video has been done.

    • @anasaavedra5600
      @anasaavedra5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Erica Padgett SAME HERE

    • @notthealexyourelookingfor7876
      @notthealexyourelookingfor7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@JetZV good. Lets hope he keeps it that way.

  • @KaiserCrocer
    @KaiserCrocer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

    Gatekeeper/either!byleth: you’re tastes are of the highest quality. That and you just want good things for gatekeeper and really, who wouldn’t?
    Gatekeeper/dark merchant: you’re ideal relationship dynamic is funny side characters that don’t do anything important for the story.

    • @l.n.3372
      @l.n.3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Dark merchant has the most amusing voice for a dark mage, can't help but like him xD

    • @Eugenitys
      @Eugenitys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@l.n.3372 TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

    • @matchamochi781
      @matchamochi781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love you gatekeeper ❤️

    • @magentasky234
      @magentasky234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gatekeeper you deserve love!

    • @nebulimes2143
      @nebulimes2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I’m so glad I found people who love the dark merchant as much as I do, he’s so fucking goofy, best boi

  • @MasterofPlush
    @MasterofPlush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    I love how Claude and Dimitri gets both their F!Byleth and M!Byleth ship discussed but Edelgards sapphic energy is just so strong she barely has any M!Byleth shippers

    • @Chaosdude7111
      @Chaosdude7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      M!Edeleth: You are heterosexual.

    • @williambishop5748
      @williambishop5748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      like 94% certain edelgard cant S rank with M!Byleth

    • @noahsmith170
      @noahsmith170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@williambishop5748 she can

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@noahsmith170 Heck, the portrait she draws of Byleth is always male Byleth.

    • @l0calcrypt1d
      @l0calcrypt1d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      she's a lesbian fuck off nintendo

  • @aisu6473
    @aisu6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "Your ideal relationship dynamic is verified himbo, certified morosexual" Godammit, got me right off the bat

  • @jzhang9498
    @jzhang9498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    catherine/shamir: your ideal date involves getting stepped on.
    mercedes/annette: your ideal relationship dynamic is childhood best friends.
    sylvain/ingrid: your ideal relationship dynamic is childhood best friends AND you're heterosexual.

    • @adsads8778
      @adsads8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      which one is getting stepped on?

    • @Dracorex13
      @Dracorex13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      How dare you say something so heterophobic, I am literally crying right now.

    • @anydarsnf
      @anydarsnf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@adsads8778 catherine

    • @adsads8778
      @adsads8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@anydarsnf yea I guess, although I think Rhea is stepping on both of them

    • @emilthefish3776
      @emilthefish3776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@adsads8778 they take turns stepping on each other

  • @cindynguyen6577
    @cindynguyen6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Dimitri/Marianne: you think the concept of "opposites attract" is highly overrated.
    Dimitri/Sylvain: you think the concept of "opposites attract" isn't highly rated enough!

    • @frisolaxod3835
      @frisolaxod3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cindy Nguyen you got me with the Dimitri Marianne

    • @Ivy-jq6di
      @Ivy-jq6di 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      DimiMari is so cute and heartfelt bc of their life experiences, I can't help it lmao

    • @dartdevious561
      @dartdevious561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not to sound too much like the internet as a whole but... I WOULD KILL FOR DIMITRI/MARIANNE

    • @fedechan6325
      @fedechan6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What would Sylvain/Ashe be?

    • @cindynguyen6577
      @cindynguyen6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@fedechan6325 your ideal relationship dynamic is jock/nerd

  • @kieransteele2920
    @kieransteele2920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    1:56
    Me, a gay man that chose female Byleth so that he could romance Dimitri: *Nervous laughter*

    • @atlaszurum
      @atlaszurum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Mlm dimitri lovers solidarity

    • @BasiliskKingOfSerpents
      @BasiliskKingOfSerpents 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I don’t even feel attacked, just seen. And I did the same for Claude, BUT I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO, INTSYS

    • @nessdbest8708
      @nessdbest8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BasiliskKingOfSerpents not a if deal

    • @remkiri9489
      @remkiri9489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mood

    • @nessdbest8708
      @nessdbest8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@remkiri9489 Beans.

  • @TaiWind
    @TaiWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    why wasn't sylvix immediately followed up by doropetra & "you used to be really into legend of korra"

  • @vividzephyr6351
    @vividzephyr6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    Dedue/Mercedes and Dedue/Ashe be like: You just want good things for Dedue, and really, who wouldn't?

    • @sakurawolfgoddess89
      @sakurawolfgoddess89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Dedue/Mercedes and Dedue/Ashe also be like: you have an affinity for size difference/gentle giants with sweet smols

    • @a-k5929
      @a-k5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      dedue/byleth shipper here... we all, truly, just want good things for dedue

    • @shinyblue4774
      @shinyblue4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Practically every ship with him is "we want good things 4 Dudue"......exept maybe Dudue/Ingrid

    • @myssledissle
      @myssledissle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I fucking killed ashe im so sorry,
      He came right at me

    • @EngineerLume
      @EngineerLume 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dedue/Ingrid: You don't get why everyone was mad that Green Book won Best Picture.

  • @chevychevron5877
    @chevychevron5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    This video be like: You know what’s better than one “You know what’s better than one thing? Two things.” joke? Two “You know what’s better than one thing? Two things.” jokes.

    • @l.n.3372
      @l.n.3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      How is Dimiclaude the 2 angsty boys tho? I would have expected Dimilix for that.

    • @kuronanestimare
      @kuronanestimare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't understand how but it feels like every time I hear that joke he somehow tells it slower than he did last time... and it's grating.

    • @DERyuga
      @DERyuga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Claude's got mysterious angsty energy, y'all need to pick golden deer

    • @GarthTheMighty
      @GarthTheMighty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Diagram that sentence, will ya?

    • @chevychevron5877
      @chevychevron5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I refuse

  • @malachi3445
    @malachi3445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "you spend your afternoons posted up outside the intsys office panhandling for canon gay men"
    he killed me in one shot. my life is over. this is it. ill never recover from this

    • @Sanorace
      @Sanorace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is also the same for Virion x Libra shippers.

  • @MegSonic
    @MegSonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "Your ideal date involves being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who drinks nothing but respect women juice"
    "Your ideal relationship dynamic is verified himbo/certified morosexual"
    Wow thanks for that call out

  • @gbaboy7775
    @gbaboy7775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Yeah this one is probably going to need a 2nd part sooner or later

    • @ismathmaksura7902
      @ismathmaksura7902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yeah doropetra where??

    • @katieshupe6298
      @katieshupe6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This covered like less than a third of the ships from each game

    • @XanderVJ
      @XanderVJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And a 3rd.
      And a 4th.
      And a 5th.
      And probably an entire TH-cam channel, really.

    • @BlackKnightsCommander
      @BlackKnightsCommander 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully with some PoR and RD.

    • @heavennunya809
      @heavennunya809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ismathmaksura7902 Is it bad I think Bernadetta and Hubert are adorable together? lol. Though, it mildly reminds me of that episode of Ouran where they're like " you know what would make you look less scary?" * pulls out a human*

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    I love how most ships in this video aren't even S supports that exist in game.

    • @GrandPaladinTyrux
      @GrandPaladinTyrux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      The real fans know what they want

    • @fedechan6325
      @fedechan6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @TooLateToTheStory well, you're not wrong.
      * stares into the distance, where the Gatekeeper fans have gathered *

    • @royalcryptid9983
      @royalcryptid9983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @TooLateToTheStory OOP, except not really. It's true there's 5 lesbian options but only two are actually decent. And as for the gay options.. Well you either like linhardt or you don't 🙃

    • @opinionist9942
      @opinionist9942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @TooLateToTheStory Jeritza is a gay option, and the new character Yuri is also a gay option according to the Abyss leak from months ago.

    • @MegaYasutoshi
      @MegaYasutoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Canon? Outside of Canon? Excuse me but Robin M x Chrom is canon but IS wont allow it.

  • @V0ID115
    @V0ID115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    "Your love for Lucina outweights your commitment to the bro code"
    I mean, he's not wrong.

    • @Jorge_Alvarado
      @Jorge_Alvarado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah.

    • @chrism1878
      @chrism1878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly

    • @esteban8471
      @esteban8471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I couldn't deny that even if I wanted to.

    • @christophermitchell9739
      @christophermitchell9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chrism1878 Robcina and Chrobin are best.

    • @B-rex395
      @B-rex395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guilty as charged.

  • @HexManiacQuinn
    @HexManiacQuinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    "M!Byleth/Dimitri: "You have a thing for angsty boys and getting railed"
    *snickers, eyeing NicoB* We need confirmation on that second bit, boy...

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      To be fair, he likes Nagito Komaeda. Then again, I do to and sometimes I hate myself for it.

    • @wingedmirage4226
      @wingedmirage4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Elizabeth Lee ah hello fellow picky penguins!
      And yes Nico’s obsession with Dimitri is one of the greatest things in an already awesome LP
      There’s a Greatest Moments in LPs video on Nico reacting to the White Heron Cup. All of it. It’s about 40 minutes when usually those videos are only 5-10 minutes long at the most.

    • @zer0w0lf94
      @zer0w0lf94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Watching Nico’s playthrough and noticing the similarities between Bernadetta and Marianne just makes me sad they don’t have any Supports together. Tell me I’m not the only one who platonically/romantically ships the two shy girls! 😭

    • @atlaszurum
      @atlaszurum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zer0w0lf94 thatd be so cute

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Please everyone read the dialogue boxes oh my god

    • @acehealer4212
      @acehealer4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Why is Claude’s text box just “Ram Ranch”?! I’m-

    • @dartdevious561
      @dartdevious561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Corrin-chan~ (only one I read without pausing)

    • @starsymcdoodle6965
      @starsymcdoodle6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oof thank you for this I died laughing

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m losing my fucking shit on claude’s

    • @wingedmirage4226
      @wingedmirage4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephen Reed I’m on my phone and can’t read the tiny print on the video :(. Could someone post the texts here?

  • @n00dl3gal
    @n00dl3gal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Sylvix: you used to really be into Voltron.
    IT'S TRUE BUT HE SHOULDN'T SAY IT

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      no he NEEDS to say. y'all need to be shamed for this (i'm y'all)

    • @pennypeas4665
      @pennypeas4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ITS THE FIRST ONE!!
      HE TOOK NO PRISONERS

    • @fedechan6325
      @fedechan6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I L L E G A L

    • @royalcryptid9983
      @royalcryptid9983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ITS SO CONTROVERSIAL YET SO BRAVE

    • @qheesethecluelessuke2006
      @qheesethecluelessuke2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TOO SOON!

  • @dartdevious561
    @dartdevious561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    It's true: everyone wants the best for Laslow.

    • @MaverickRiou
      @MaverickRiou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dart Devious 10/10 Laslow Best Boy

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who is this laslow you speak of all i see is Inigo

    • @esteban8471
      @esteban8471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He really does deserve good things too.

    • @cressy3221
      @cressy3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm honestly terrified that eldena doubleca5t knew that bout us

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

  • @syzygyzacker2890
    @syzygyzacker2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    *What's going on?*
    [ ] It's annoying or not interesting
    [x] I'm in this video and I don't like it
    [ ] I think it shouldn't be on TH-cam
    [ ] It's spam

    • @aylinhuber42
      @aylinhuber42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think i shouldnt be on TH-cam because i write a math Test tomorrow

    • @EchizenNanjirou
      @EchizenNanjirou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right! I’m like “dang...I can see that 😂”

    • @solmae
      @solmae 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mood

  • @ThyBirbMan
    @ThyBirbMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I don't even know anything about Fire Emblem but 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝

    • @ElfQuestComicDubFamily
      @ElfQuestComicDubFamily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thy Birb Man my feelings exactly dude!

    • @aydanw.5930
      @aydanw.5930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thy Birb Man mood

    • @rubyyro
      @rubyyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The most I know about Fire Emblem comes from playing the mobile app and my brief time playing part of Shadows of Valentia (Echoes) so yeah same here.

    • @solmae
      @solmae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I played or playing all the games he is mentioning. And this is the truth.

  • @spacelizbian
    @spacelizbian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    The lack of Petra/Dorothea is the only glaring flaw with this video

    • @Chaosdude7111
      @Chaosdude7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This is just the same joke as Lissa/Maribelle, but you also love the Exotic Beauty trope.

    • @Levyathyn
      @Levyathyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The lack of "because you want good things for Manuela", also.

    • @Chaosdude7111
      @Chaosdude7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Levyathyn That would be for Manuela/Byleth, presumably.

    • @VilliageSquidiot
      @VilliageSquidiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about Ashe?

    • @Chaosdude7111
      @Chaosdude7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@VilliageSquidiot Ashe/Caspar: You really love cats.
      Ashe/Dedue: Your ideal date involves cooking a romantic meal together.
      Ashe/Petra: Your ideal relationship dynamic is Courtly Love.

  • @spacecase5118
    @spacecase5118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Felix/Annette: Your favorite trope is 'the grumpy one is soft for the ball of sunshine.'
    Felix/Annette: The inherent eroticism of your father loving Dimitri more than you.

    • @freckledghost3085
      @freckledghost3085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean how often Rodrigue talks about Dimitri and not his own son is kinda bizarre considering he’s not even trying to patch his relationship with his son.

    • @friedfriedchicken
      @friedfriedchicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How Fabulous Both of the Faerghus Dads like Dimitri, even as a deranged beast, better than their own living student kid and their dead one.

    • @EZog58
      @EZog58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@freckledghost3085 In the eyes of Rodrigue he technically adopted Dimitri after Duscar. So really Dimitri and Felix are both sons to him.

  • @coltonturbville3851
    @coltonturbville3851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Petra x Ignatz(Petz?): You’ve watched Atlantis Lost Empire a thousand time

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it, Treasure Planet, and Lilo ans Stich are the best disney movies

    • @red5t653
      @red5t653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@demi-fiendoftime3825 OP never implied it wasn't.

    • @b.3432
      @b.3432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuuuuuuuuuuck now I ship it

    • @medusathedecepticon
      @medusathedecepticon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love that movie and those two are cute together

  • @trashboi1286
    @trashboi1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    M!Byleth/Dimitri: "You have a thing for angsty boys and getting railed"
    Me: Okay, fair, but-
    Claude/Dimitri: "Wanna know what's better than one angsty boy? TWO angsty boys"
    Me: hOW DARE YOU EXPOSE ME-

    • @berrycomplex
      @berrycomplex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      s.... same....

    • @magnusprime962
      @magnusprime962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Except Claude isn’t really angsty.

    • @berrycomplex
      @berrycomplex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@magnusprime962 every fire emblem character is angsty thats the agenda

    • @dragonstouch1042
      @dragonstouch1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like the Dimitri/Byleth jokes are interchangeable....totally not speaking from experience

    • @TheRunningLeopard
      @TheRunningLeopard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The M!Byleth/Dimitri one made me laugh so hard that I woke myself up from being tired, like, oh god, it’s accurate and it hurts.

  • @manifestbreastiny
    @manifestbreastiny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I just want good things for Marianne, and really, who wouldn't?

    • @evec7926
      @evec7926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      that's why you ship her with Dimitri

    • @Chaosdude7111
      @Chaosdude7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@evec7926 That's why I ship her with Ignatz!

    • @evec7926
      @evec7926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chaosdude7111 also extremely valid.

    • @bradshingler8606
      @bradshingler8606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I accidentally shipped her with Claude...and it was a pairing I didn't know I needed. Jus sayin.

    • @WrenIsPhoenix
      @WrenIsPhoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm shipping her with Hilda in my current playthrough....is this complicated?!

  • @solmae
    @solmae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    The F! Robin x Chrom ship is literally me getting called out.
    Also this is all too accurate. I cannot.

    • @dragonstouch1042
      @dragonstouch1042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alli Mae same. Same...

    • @MsAbixxx
      @MsAbixxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alli Mae
      Being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who only drinks respect women juice sounds amazing!
      Sign me up!

    • @ZeketheZealot
      @ZeketheZealot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup. Yes. Shit was accurate.

  • @burnttoastbadly
    @burnttoastbadly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Ashe/Ingrid: You are a sucker for fantasy adventure novels where the hero gets a happy ending with their love.
    Ashes/Annette: Want to know what's better than one cinnamon roll? Two cinnamon rolls.
    Annette/Felix: You like the the grumpy one and the sunshine on cliche. Also you think Annette is a greater singer.
    Edit 7/14/20: added more
    Ferdinand/Bernadetta: You ship Raphtalia/Naofumi is Rising of the Shield hero.
    Linhardt/Flayn: You Originally didn’t ship this but you got their paired ending. Now you are stuck questioning your choices.
    M!Byleth/Flayn: Every night you fear that Seteth will kill you for your decision. You didn’t ask for this, you just thought Flayn was cute.
    Dimitri/Marianne: Wanna know what’s better than one depressed person? Two depressed people!
    Felix/Bernadetta: You watched Lucien Dodge’s twitch stream of Three houses. You also ship their voice actors in real life.
    Rapheal/Bernadetta: You want what’s best for Bernadetta, and who doesn’t?
    Dedue/Ashe: You want someone who can cook you a delicious meal anytime.
    Ashe/Petra: Even though it’s cliche you are a sucker for the princess x the knight. You might also ship Link/Zelda.
    Dimitri/Ingrid: Same as Ashe/Petra just gender swapped.
    M!Byleth/Lysithea or Claude/Lysithea: You want what’s best for Lysithea, and who doesn’t?
    M!Byleth/Marianne: You had a crush on Snow White when you were 5.
    Sothis/Byleth: You don’t want to admit it but you ship characters with themselves.
    Dorothea/Byleth: You instantly liked Dorothea when you first saw her. You also made her a dancer on your play through.
    M!Byleth/Petra: You had a crush on Starfire when you were younger. You also think Petra is best girl.
    Mercedes/Lorenz: You find Mercedes roasting Lorenz amusing. You also think Mercedes is definitely the dominant one in the relationship.
    Dorothea/Sylvain: You ship Ladybug/Chat Noir.
    Marianne/Lorenz: You just want to see Marianne be happy, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
    F!Byleth/Felix: You have a thing for Tsunderes. You also had a crush on Sasuke.
    F!Byleth/Caspar: You think Caspar is a cinnamon roll and want to protect him.
    F!Byleth/Dedue: you have a thing for power couples. You also ship Izumi/Sig from Full Metal Alchemist.

    • @TheOwlet22
      @TheOwlet22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ...goddammit I was finally called out with Ashe and Ingrid XD

    • @burnttoastbadly
      @burnttoastbadly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Xifeng I don’t blame you. I’m more of a Ashe/Petra person but they were one of my first paired endings so I still love them.

    • @mjade1097
      @mjade1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My brother ships Annette and Felix cause both of them got their dads stolen by Dimitri

    • @TheOwlet22
      @TheOwlet22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@burnttoastbadly tbh thats understandable too, cuz Petra and Ashe supports are cute af. Honestly tho that description for Ingrid and Ashe shippers you did is pretty accurate on my taste of both anime and fantasy novels, that my first reaction reading what you said was: "...what the actual fck?"

    • @VaellinTheBard
      @VaellinTheBard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@burnttoastbadly Ashe/Petra! Let's go swimming! Offered to freaking found a knights order for him

  • @quiroz923
    @quiroz923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I don't know anything about Fire Emblem, I don't even know what it is, but apparently I ship Hilda and Marianne. I do not know who these people are, but I wish them the best.

    • @Dracorex13
      @Dracorex13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Hilda: laziest slacker you ever did meet, could literally seduce you into doing all her homework
      Marianne: emo Fluttershy

    • @weesa9568
      @weesa9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      quiroz923 Good.

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you made a good choice

    • @mayo4493
      @mayo4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You should pick up a fire emblem game and join our cult. You won't regret it.

    • @xoxo.pochacco
      @xoxo.pochacco 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based

  • @Chaosdude7111
    @Chaosdude7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Marignatz (Marianne/Ignatz): Your addition to shy softies got so bad that one day you were like, "You know what's better than one shy softie? Two shy softies."
    Edelthea (Edelgard/Dorothea): Your ideal date involves singing embarrassing love songs to each other.
    Ferdigard (Ferdinand/Edelgard): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on.
    Cathmir (Catherine/Shamir): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of buddy cop movies.
    Edelys (Edelgard/Lysithea): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma.
    Dorix (Dorothea/Felix): Your ideal relationship dynamic is bickering married couples.
    Cysithea (Cyril/Lysithea): You just wanted good things for Cyril, and really, who wouldn't?
    Ingvain (Ingrid/Sylvain): Your ideal relationship dynamic is Sitcom Wife/Sitcom Husband.
    AnniMercie (Annette/Mercedes): Your ideal relationship dynamic is just Girls Being Friends, Gals Being Pals.
    Netflix (Annette/Felix): You're always a sucker for edgy boys who have trouble talking about their feelings.
    Edeleth (M): You are heterosexual.

    • @kaikokamui1574
      @kaikokamui1574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ferdigard almost made me spit my Dr Pepper everywhere

    • @Einamu
      @Einamu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      damn that last one hit me hard.

    • @conradcooper2710
      @conradcooper2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That last one hit a little closer to home than it should have

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Einamu like that shot put ball to your head?

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bernix: You know the relationships between the voice actors to some extent. And you wish Maki went with Kiibo instead.
      Berngard: You got this accidentally.
      Ashnatz: What's better than one soft boi archer? TWO soft boi archers!

  • @android19willpwn
    @android19willpwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I feel Claude/Hilda is a better paragon of Men Getting Pegged
    Byleth / Leonie: you don't think Freud went far *enough.* (alteratively: you idea relationship dynamic is both you and your partner just trying to replace your dead dad)

    • @luns8892
      @luns8892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @Mickey687
    @Mickey687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Claurenz (Claude/Lorenz) - You believe in the inherent eroticism of character development through mutual antagonism.

  • @l.n.3372
    @l.n.3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Dimidue: I do just want good things for Dedue. And honestly, who wouldn't?
    But damn the Ferdibert caption picture made me laugh xD

    • @cm_0011
      @cm_0011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dedue gets it rough.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Aberdeen Harder Think these poltics are fucked up you should see Genology of the Holy War's family trees

  • @alisande_
    @alisande_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    shamir/catherine: you're wlw and have good taste

    • @irreleverent
      @irreleverent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You understand the inherent eroticism of lesbian buddy cops.

    • @zingamaroo
      @zingamaroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You’re just here for some women who can step on you

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    *Your ideal date involves being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who drinks nothing but respect women juice*
    That does sound pretty sweet, not gonna lie

    • @dragonstouch1042
      @dragonstouch1042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vi Cardoso this is why I always marry Chrom

  • @NiGHTSIntoMemes
    @NiGHTSIntoMemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    EdeLys (Edelgard/Lysithea): You're a sucker for girls recovering from and thriving after shared trauma.
    EdelClaude (Edelgard/Claude): Your ideal date is a human rights protest.
    Gotta say I really do love both of these ships though...mostly because I live for people with similar trauma or ideals but different personalities coming together and falling in love.

    • @Kilaknux
      @Kilaknux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Claude would spend that whole protest trying to stop Edelgard from fighting the cops, and it would be glorious

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think EdeLys shippers really have a thing for white hair dye

    • @alyssaolson7964
      @alyssaolson7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I didn't even know Edelgard/Claude was a ship but I gotta say I'm loving that description

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The accuracy of EdelClaude though.

    • @Harkz0r
      @Harkz0r 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm usually not into the whole shipping thing, but regardless of the nature of their relationship, Edelgard and Lysithea fit so well together that I have difficulty wanting to picture them with anyone else (other than maybe Byleth).

  • @Kris-ds6wj
    @Kris-ds6wj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Caspar x Ashe
    You are a sucker for bonding through pets

    • @StarXedChild
      @StarXedChild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Calling me out on that one ^^

  • @harryfailsgaming1246
    @harryfailsgaming1246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I multi ship. This video was calling me out every second

    • @fedechan6325
      @fedechan6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. I'm literally down with 50% of the ships

  • @Zerobloodify
    @Zerobloodify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "You probably have a 24 page long thesis on the racial politics of 3Houses"
    EXCUSE ME I DIDNT COME HERE TO BE ATTACKED LIKE THIS

  • @kcsupersonic1
    @kcsupersonic1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    M!Robin /Cordelia: You thank God for your Best Friend being dense as a brick!
    Ferdinand/Lorenz: You are probably a Noble who loves Nobles embodying Nobility in a manner befitting of only the Noblest of Nobles
    M!Corrin/Felicia: You could care less if she can't cook and will likely kill you with some accident in the near future, she's incredibly sweet

  • @cindynguyen6577
    @cindynguyen6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Dorothea/Ingrid: you still vividly remember the days you suffered from comphet

  • @francinemcloughlin6096
    @francinemcloughlin6096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Roy/Liliana: Your a fan of keeping things cannon and keeping things wholesome

  • @lyrasotaku1573
    @lyrasotaku1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Felix/Annette: You did not expect to ship this but after a few support conversations, this somehow became your Three Houses OTP.

    • @crazysmith5408
      @crazysmith5408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LITERALLY

    • @HalfLight333
      @HalfLight333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lyras Otaku Dang comrade you just went straight for my throat huh

  • @Hamster7678
    @Hamster7678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    edelgard/sylvain: you believe in the inherent eroticism of hating crests. also. MEN GETTING PEGGED.

    • @magnusprime962
      @magnusprime962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hamster Art Let’s be real, that’s every het Edelgard ship.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Edelgard tops everyone except female Byleth.

    • @siegesquirrel42
      @siegesquirrel42 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wanderlustwarrior and dorothea, for some reason

    • @xoxo.pochacco
      @xoxo.pochacco 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

  • @Timtam9000
    @Timtam9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    For anyone wanting a Berkut/Rinea, you either want good things for Rinea and honestly who wouldn't, OR you enjoy the headcanon that they are Marianne's parents, alot

  • @ngchloe4877
    @ngchloe4877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    "You have gotten in at least five internet arguments with people who think Edelgard is a fascist"
    That's me

    • @bradpara
      @bradpara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NG C.A.M. Same

    • @EphemeralMemory
      @EphemeralMemory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lol. Forget internet. This happens with coworkers. 😂 (They played Blue Lion route first and have yet to finish anything else.)

    • @captainhades1583
      @captainhades1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I still don’t believe how people think Edelgard is a fascist. Or how people deny Edeleth is canon.

    • @jjmara01
      @jjmara01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@captainhades1583 Sadly I am one of those people for both. I feel talking about Edelgard is going to sadly be a mess, so I rather say I feel Shamir or Ashe to me is more fitting.

    • @Vohalika
      @Vohalika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @TooLateToTheStory If Edelgard is a fascist, the entire kingdom is full of super fascists who still jerk themselves off to that genocide they committed recently, but I guess we have less negative connotations with the word kingdom and oh yeah the red and black color scheme is pretty damning. Wheee.

  • @uppast3474
    @uppast3474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    the dimidue one is hella facts. dedue deserves deverything

    • @friedfriedchicken
      @friedfriedchicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (SPOILERS FOR AZURE MOON) In the no pairing end for Dedue it literally says “After tending to his liege on his deathbed, Dedue resumed his post at Dimitri's grave on the edge of Fhirdiad. There, it is said he stood sentinel over the peaceful realm he had helped build until the end of his days." THIS MAN DESERVES ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING REGARDLESS OF PAIRING

    • @730Flare
      @730Flare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He deserved to NOT die offscreen/make his survivability optional in the only route he's playable in.

  • @chiarafirever616
    @chiarafirever616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The Marianne/Hilda one made me laugh so hard i fell off my chair lmao

  • @tvftw1
    @tvftw1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Fire Emblem Fates: Hey, plot twist, you're not blood related to anyone from Hoshido either, they're all fair game!
    ...Okay, but what about the people I fully believed were my family throughout the formative years of my life?
    Fates:...Ara ara, or "Technically an adult, Onii-chan", take your pick

    • @mysticknight1494
      @mysticknight1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      At this point I'm just happy that Fates didn't let you marry your one actual sibling

    • @a2-2b-9s
      @a2-2b-9s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mysticknight1494 No but your cousin :D

    • @mysticknight1494
      @mysticknight1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@a2-2b-9s
      Fateslandia was a dark and desolate place, devoid of morals and incest laws.

    • @alyssaolson7964
      @alyssaolson7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me, playing Conquest the first time: Man I wish I could marry Azura :(
      Fates: ArA aRa ShE's YoUr CoUsIn :))))
      Me, glad, by some strange, ironic twist of fate that gay marriage is illegal in Fates: yo wtf

    • @Luchux177
      @Luchux177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alyssaolson7964 I mean... Rhajat and Niles.

  • @Xenonfuji
    @Xenonfuji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Eliwood x Ninian: You have gotten in at least 5 heated arguments on the internet on whether this ship is canon or not

  • @mtfoxx3
    @mtfoxx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "No way is he gonna get M! Chrobin right."
    "....... he got it right."

  • @parkerdixon-word6295
    @parkerdixon-word6295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I just want everyone to realize all the text in the image is altered for higher meme density. I missed this for most of the video.

    • @MaverickRiou
      @MaverickRiou 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parker Dixon-Word I know! They are the fricking best!

  • @Chloe_Zana
    @Chloe_Zana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I will ship Claude with either Byleth and both of those descriptions are accurate as hell.

  • @non-binarycoding5505
    @non-binarycoding5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    dimidue: incorrect, i want good things for both of them at the same time all the time and forever

  • @rainierdanredondo1278
    @rainierdanredondo1278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Edeleth reaction of r/shitpostemblem and r/fireemblem:
    *You better pump those numbers up, boy. Those are rookie numbers.*

  • @4rs0n1sm
    @4rs0n1sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    That claude/m!byleth hit me yeah i do let CLAUDE BE BI INTSYS
    "You have written at least 5 victorian vampire AUs" no but i am working on an original story about a vampire in the victorian era and her princess gf
    "Two angsty boys" S TO P
    "You thought the only way beauty and the beast would be better if they were lesbians" what wouldnt be better if the main couple were lesbians

    • @hatthecat123
      @hatthecat123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am 900% here for sapphic vampires. Dish.

    • @4rs0n1sm
      @4rs0n1sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hatthecat123 its 99% wish fulfillment & indulgence. Hot vampire falls in love with pretty princess while her butch werewolf & witch friends watch her mess around trying to woo the oblivious woman who has never had a woman flirt with her. Ever. Theyre my babies and i love them. Theyre all lesbians and i know its unrealistic but so are vampires & werewolves

    • @edslushie570
      @edslushie570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was gonna say “The Star Wars prequels because then Padme wouldn’t have gotten pregnant” but then I realized the galaxy wouldn’t have gone to Sith in that case so now I have nothing

    • @4rs0n1sm
      @4rs0n1sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@edslushie570 exactly dude if padme hadnt gotten pregnant she wouldnt have died which means anakin wouldve never gone dark side boom original trilogy & sequels never happened

    • @ShiggitySean
      @ShiggitySean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd say that there's a lot but I have a feeling you're just being hyperbolic, in which case carry on.

  • @tiffany-chan1235
    @tiffany-chan1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Welp, as a person who married Chrom in my first playthrough of Awakening...That is so true oh my god!!
    Also the edited text box's in the ship pics are so good!

    • @ashirisu_
      @ashirisu_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “Your ideal date involves being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who drinks nothing but respect women juice” like how did you KNOW tho

  • @Ray-hx3rm
    @Ray-hx3rm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I’ll do some echoes ones since he didn’t
    Alm/Celica: you either love cannon to obsession, or you obsess over them
    Faye/Alm: you want to be yandere girlfriend
    Faye/Silque: you are a firm believer in the inherit eroticism of that thing girls do when they swear off guys after a breakup
    Foresyth/Python: you’re ideal relationship dynamic is that thing where you tell a cat to not swipe something off the table but then it does anyway
    Leon/Valbar: you just want good things for Leon
    Leon/Kamui: you have gotten into several online arguments about whether or not kamuis and Leon’s support conversations were about kamui coming out
    Saber/Genny: you either have an abuse kink, or you want the best for saber
    Genny/Sonya: you are a firm believer in the inherit eroticism of having a tragic backstory

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saber and Genny
      Damit I'm caught red handed

    • @siegesquirrel42
      @siegesquirrel42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Berkut/Rinea: You just wanted good things for... both of them, really. And really, who wouldn't?
      (Also, you probably got really into the headcanon that Marianne is their daughter.)

  • @hyperssr
    @hyperssr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Verified Himbo, Certified morosexual.” Damn I felt that hard

  • @anerdyenby
    @anerdyenby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    There are so many Three Houses ships missing from this video...But since I don't know any of the other FE games, I would imagine that there are a bunch missing from those too.

    • @Arkayjiya
      @Arkayjiya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The only major one I saw missing was Petra/Dorothea which is on the level of Hilda/Marianne.

    • @Decumos
      @Decumos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Arkayjiya Mercedes/Annette, Ashe/Caspar, Byleth/Sothis (FBI, open up!), Ignatz/Raph, Manuela/Hanneman, Dmitri/Marianne. There are lots of good ships!

    • @anerdyenby
      @anerdyenby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Arkayjiya You could do an entire episode just on Byleth and every character lol

    • @EmissaryofWind
      @EmissaryofWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Listen, it's three games in three minutes and these games have a billion characters each

    • @shadowofdimentio4618
      @shadowofdimentio4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This could be a video on any of the three games he used here and it would still be longer than the normal video. Deciding to tackle all three in one though, I'm surprised so many smaller ships even made it.

  • @ediewilde5075
    @ediewilde5075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Edelgard/f!Byleth is... accurate...

    • @knoodles361
      @knoodles361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *sigh* ......yea

    • @GrandPaladinTyrux
      @GrandPaladinTyrux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it really do be like that :(

    • @PhoenixHyena
      @PhoenixHyena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah XD its for a good cause tho

    • @MonarchRigel
      @MonarchRigel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      we ride or die on this ship.

    • @StarfulSky_
      @StarfulSky_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s tough when people compare Edelgard to fascist leaders like Hitler, I just can’t sometimes..

  • @gryranfelt5473
    @gryranfelt5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Felix/Anette: Your ideal relationship dynamic is the stone-hearted one with a soft spot for the sun-shine one.

  • @rachel9349
    @rachel9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You used to be really into Voltron."
    NOT EVEN 5 SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO AND I GOT CALLED OUT 😂😂

  • @candyanime2
    @candyanime2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Obviously there's like thirty billion FE characters in these games alone but I feel a little sad that my boy Henry got no love at all here. I will provide my own.
    F!Robin/Henry OR Henry/Sumia: Your ideal date involves wacky hi-jinks, after which, hilarity ensues.
    Henry/Tharja: Your ideal date involves wacky hi-jinks, after which, a murder ensues.
    Henry/Olivia OR Henry/Miriel: You think the idea of "opposites attract" cannot be highly rated enough.
    As a bonus:
    Gerome/Inigo: Your ideal relationship dynamic is superhero and sidekick but neither can agree on who is which.
    Ricken/Maribelle OR Literally anyone/Nowi: FBI OPEN UP!!!

    • @alyssaolson7964
      @alyssaolson7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you lol

    • @acehealer4212
      @acehealer4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That Gerome/Inigo joke is so accurate

    • @zer0w0lf94
      @zer0w0lf94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually paired up Henry and Tharja in my playthrough of Awakening. I remember their ending saying Noire frequently switched between moods because both of them were dark mages.

    • @kiwikarp9509
      @kiwikarp9509 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why Ricken/Maribelle specifically?

    • @katlynandjacobtherivertwin3716
      @katlynandjacobtherivertwin3716 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha thank you I love Henry/Sumia! (I appreciate many of the ships in fea because I’m a sucker for the characters, but that’s one of my favorites)

  • @sethhowell3067
    @sethhowell3067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The edeleth one makes me feel attacked myself

    • @liamclarke91
      @liamclarke91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Honestly, I'm just glad someone acknowledges it.

    • @sethhowell3067
      @sethhowell3067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      liamclarke91 that people say she’s a fascist, that he acknowledged those people, or that he acknowledged the ship?

    • @BrendenTait8858
      @BrendenTait8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good cause I'm attacking you

    • @liamclarke91
      @liamclarke91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sethhowell3067 The first one.

  • @Luchux177
    @Luchux177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Corrin/Felicia: "Your ideal relationship is Sitcom Husband/Sitcom Wife."

  • @thrawngames6282
    @thrawngames6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As a Male Robin who married Lucina, you're so right.

  • @coffeefordinner
    @coffeefordinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    After playing through Blue Lions route I think my RPG fetish actually might be fixing traumatised edge lords.

    • @wingedmirage4226
      @wingedmirage4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know what’s better than a Cinnabon char? A Sinnabon :)

  • @marches45
    @marches45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Once you have enough ship videos, I recommend a special one where you say what your own favorite ships say about you.

  • @Jtblake
    @Jtblake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Lindhart/Marianne: You have a weekness for ships so sweet that they give you type 2 diabetes.
    Bernadetta/Bylith(Either): You just wanted good things for Bernie, and really who wouldn't?
    Edelguard/Hubert: You are slightly turned on by the thought of a man willing to kill for you just to keep you safe.

  • @dannydreemurr
    @dannydreemurr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The F!Byleth x Claude is so TRUE. Listen, no matter the ship, F!Byleth is always the top. Always

  • @shadowofdimentio4618
    @shadowofdimentio4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Aww, poor Severa. Even in a shipping fic she can't escape her mother
    LucSev Best Ship tho

  • @enbypolyshostan
    @enbypolyshostan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    i got owned so hard by the ferdibert one that i disintegrated. thank you

  • @selena3467
    @selena3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Sylvain/Mercedes: "You want to make Crestbabys"

    • @friedfriedchicken
      @friedfriedchicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Selena I got that A-Support on my second run not knowing that A-Supports get shared endings so I got really surprised/scared. Especially when Mercedes and Annette had the shared ending on that run which led me to believe that Sylvain and that support was creepier than it was

  • @SarbearOkami
    @SarbearOkami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Meanwhile im over here like
    Dwyer/Corrin - Ferdinand/Byleth: you really appreciate a guy who can make a good hot beverage

  • @raich7937
    @raich7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Holy shit the first ship suckerpunched me right out of the gate omg

  • @technicallythecenteroftheu1349
    @technicallythecenteroftheu1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "You have gotten into five arguments with people who think Edelgard is a fascist."
    Rookie numbers.

  • @josemanipon9808
    @josemanipon9808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tiki/Either!Robin: You're in love with your childhood friend or you want good things for Tiki and really, who doesn't?

  • @cbhensoncbhenson5515
    @cbhensoncbhenson5515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Dimitri/Edelgard: You see a very clear and direct solution to this whole war for Fodlan thing and are willing to ignore the incestuous implications if it means bringing peace to the land.

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cbhenson cbhenson
      Also, Angy pals that have a hard time talking about their feelings!

    • @xHeyItsCami
      @xHeyItsCami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean...you're not wrong. This is one of my Dima ships for a reason.
      Also...step-siblings...so America would see it as incest, yes. Would Japan, though?

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I ship it

    • @therealkenny6
      @therealkenny6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dimitri/Claude/Edelgard: You just want a Three Houses: Revelation route.

  • @Charmergirl-ed1sf
    @Charmergirl-ed1sf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Lissa X Henry: You’re favorite romcom trope is Opposites Attract

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you misspelled Donnel x Maribelle
      it's what she deserves.

    • @nightfrost1891
      @nightfrost1891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      for my lissa x henry self i like to argue why they are the most canon
      because owain as odin exists (and his fascination with all things dArK)

    • @CleverCover05
      @CleverCover05 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, I got called out by the video today and the comments section. I adore both those pairings.

  • @valkyrie-randgris
    @valkyrie-randgris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Favorite Fire Emblem Ship!"
    =D
    "Awakening, Fates, Three Houses"
    D=
    Apparently what my favorite FE ship says about me is that I'm old.

    • @adsads8778
      @adsads8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I felt the same way, then I saw the description, hes doing the older games =D

    • @conspiracypanda1200
      @conspiracypanda1200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tell us your shipppssss...

    • @fedechan6325
      @fedechan6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Were you thinking about Colm and Neimi?

    • @user-rk5yc6oz8m
      @user-rk5yc6oz8m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rath x Lyn...

  • @nerosoraru
    @nerosoraru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    byleth / seteth: u want to be, or are a big fan of, step parents

  • @lloydchristian936
    @lloydchristian936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Robin/Sumia: You are desperate for any kind of content for this ship

  • @rosaliepineda2033
    @rosaliepineda2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Gotta love Ferdibert's vampire aesthetic :> Also I haven't played the game yet, but I would most definitely be a Chrom/F!Robin shipper oop

  • @mikurohoshizora9438
    @mikurohoshizora9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    but where is gerini and their “I WANT TO BE MANHANDLED”

    • @loronaranja7
      @loronaranja7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gerini: You like situations that out of context are extremely homosexual. You also ship Giorno and Mista from JJBA.

    • @fedechan6325
      @fedechan6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just two angsty boys

  • @zer0w0lf94
    @zer0w0lf94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:34 Thank Sothis Jeritza and Yuri were added in DLC. Before them, all we had was Lindhart. Also, NicoB/Dimitri in a nutshell.

  • @Luchux177
    @Luchux177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Alternate Robcina: "You just want good things for Lucina, and really who wouldn't?"
    "Insert Izuocha joke here".

  • @eriseditsstuff
    @eriseditsstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I screamed when I saw Xanlow. I thought I was alone in shipping it! And well... the ten other people

    • @pixxyofice
      @pixxyofice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What side of the fandom are you on? Genuine question. It was everywhere when fates was the newest game in the series, and might still be, for me

  • @ayennie6969
    @ayennie6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Claude/F!Byleth part with them claps sent me 😂

  • @Kefkaownsall
    @Kefkaownsall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    DoroPetra: you believe the in the inherent eroticism of the sea

  • @FreakigesSternchen
    @FreakigesSternchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ‪“you just want good things for laslow” YES I DO ‬

  • @sirkillalot9892
    @sirkillalot9892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Robin x Lissa- You wanted to get close to your best friend by marrying his sister.
    Robin X Sumia- You want good things for Sumia and who wouldn't? (unless you are a F!Robin x Chrom fan)
    Inigo x Severa and Virion x Sully- You are a firm believer of playing hard to get pays off.
    Owain x Cynthia- Your ideal date is a D&D session
    Robin x Tiki- You love Angel x Devil ships
    Basilio x Flavia- You love two characters arguing because it is like actual marriage

  • @courtneysingleton2945
    @courtneysingleton2945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I know it's impossible to get all the fire emblem ships in one video but Owain/Odin not getting mentioned once? My poor himbo

    • @thebravegallade731
      @thebravegallade731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This

    • @ohwowitsthatguy9154
      @ohwowitsthatguy9154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Your ideal relationship dynamic is "Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub~"

    • @shadowofdimentio4618
      @shadowofdimentio4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What is his biggest ship? Is it Inigo?

    • @l.n.3372
      @l.n.3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shadowofdimentio4618
      I thought Inigo was with Gerome in their most popular.

    • @StaleOreoCookies
      @StaleOreoCookies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leigh Needleman It totally used to be but I think it’s been overshadowed by inigo/owain (and not to mention laslow/xander) after fates

  • @tiff3698
    @tiff3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Myself being FRobin/Chrom and FByleth/Dimitri: This is 200% accurate

    • @CleverCover05
      @CleverCover05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I felt it. I had to pause the video to wonder if I really am that transparent from my choices.

    • @Saamany
      @Saamany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      same lmfao minus the "think you can fix him" I only strive to help heal, not fix

    • @wingedmirage4226
      @wingedmirage4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I will nervously laugh along with you all

    • @tiff3698
      @tiff3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Saamany saaaaaaaame

  • @MemesToa
    @MemesToa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Funny story about my strange connection to Azurrin: I got the game when it released(First game I ever pre-ordered, got all 3 routes), and I went in the order of Birthright, Conquest, then Revelation. All throughout the first 2, I was convinced that Azurrin was meant to be the canon pairing, and so I kept them paired.
    Fast-forward to playing Revelation Chapter 24, beat the chapter and I get the reveal. I legitimately closed the game, set it aside, and had a slight existential crisis about what I'd just done, to the point of genuinely considering restarting the game so I could pair them differently.
    Sheer laziness led me to keeping the pairing, and I still pair them out of pure unadulterated habit.

  • @Fer-gf8wn
    @Fer-gf8wn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Annette/Felix:
    You are right