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  • @goldengear1000
    @goldengear1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    level: called “literally just a small hill”
    level: is literally just a small hill
    jo: :O

    • @peeelan
      @peeelan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol 69 likes

    • @yahootheweirdo
      @yahootheweirdo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why is this making me laugh so much

    • @aykayyofficial
      @aykayyofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yahoo Wierdo ikr

    • @Extramrdo
      @Extramrdo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      there was *not* a city on that hill!

    • @waitingfortheequinnox
      @waitingfortheequinnox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Surprised Pick-a-chooo

  • @epicgamersaurus
    @epicgamersaurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    “I’m an optimist, but I’m also a realist.”
    -Silver the Hedgehog (and Alpharad)

    • @jetpackpenguin1803
      @jetpackpenguin1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      epicgamersaurus nice

    • @Bigballhaver3
      @Bigballhaver3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      epicgamersaurus fuck you I wanted make this joke

    • @thatbadplayer2243
      @thatbadplayer2243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HOLY SHIT

    • @The_Jovian
      @The_Jovian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @Optimusskyler
      @Optimusskyler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I wanted to say

  • @pointlessgarbage8587
    @pointlessgarbage8587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2019

    Alpha: we dont get that political
    Also alpha: im pro wiping

    • @jetpackpenguin1803
      @jetpackpenguin1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Pointless Garbage a very controversial subject

    • @PhenixThePhoenix
      @PhenixThePhoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Also also Alpha: "I'm kind of anti racism"

    • @secondsnerp
      @secondsnerp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Alright fanbase, we're calling him Alpa now

    • @sonichegehodge5778
      @sonichegehodge5778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah Apla gets pretty political :/

    • @toe_sucker_4165
      @toe_sucker_4165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Comfy Diatribe born to shit, forced to question the implications of wiping.

  • @Radar_of_the_Stars
    @Radar_of_the_Stars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    "Editors note: lol" in red neon comic sans. So is the life of a watcher of an internet funnyman

    • @funkykog
      @funkykog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok

    • @k1llazp1d3r
      @k1llazp1d3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Radar of The Stars door kun? since when do you have the time to pick up a hat? aren’t you stuck as a door right now?

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jordan tillman ok

    • @Floofy.da.genius2308
      @Floofy.da.genius2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up

  • @jose6378
    @jose6378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Level is named "Literally Just a Small Hill"
    Jo: "See, I set the bar high for this level"

    • @ozzni1
      @ozzni1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean, they didn't even use slopes

    • @black_wink1649
      @black_wink1649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stratwich Game adds character

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    “Racism isn’t that cool anymore...”
    “There definitely was a time it was tho”

  • @teo1546
    @teo1546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    “I’m an optimist but also a realist” Bro that’s the funny thing from sonic forces bro

    • @eldoctoroso
      @eldoctoroso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Have you tried Sonic Suggests? it's much less forcefull than forcing someone (It IS a real game tho)

    • @teo1546
      @teo1546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lolera222 what

  • @marctoast319
    @marctoast319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    5:35 the level was called "literally just a small hill" that is absolutely a masterpiece

  • @chikwik7033
    @chikwik7033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    “That’s the deepest thing you’ve talked about on the show”
    Acting like banana soule doesn’t exist ok

    • @ck11032
      @ck11032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This was probably before banana soule

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *soule

    • @ene7065
      @ene7065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ck11032 play along or go back to playing lego star wars

    • @ck11032
      @ck11032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ene7065 the problem is i genuinely think he does not know

    • @chillin5703
      @chillin5703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd like this except the comment is at 69.

  • @Bailey_West
    @Bailey_West 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    “I would like to talk to the CEO of Racism, he needs to chill bruh”

    • @bops3092
      @bops3092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Felipe Campos yes

  • @Azr_el
    @Azr_el 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    I can’t wait till he just beats every level

    • @lazyb0nez_
      @lazyb0nez_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The irony of it being “easy endless”

    • @pelican7235
      @pelican7235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Broken Wyres ok

    • @sennahoj9332
      @sennahoj9332 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Broken Wyres 10 million levels are made every year dummy

    • @cyanfrog
      @cyanfrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sennahoj SSBU Kirby Main It’s a joke

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sennahoj SSBU Kirby Main
      but it hasn’t been a year yet

  • @MT-yh3lm
    @MT-yh3lm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    10:59 acktually the “city on the hill” refers to the idea that our country can be seen and will be emulated by others and therefore we must set a good example

  • @natelol1351
    @natelol1351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Didn’t silver in sonic forces also say I’m an optimist, but I’m also a realist?

    • @yieschu
      @yieschu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm pretty sure it was Silver

    • @natelol1351
      @natelol1351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yi-Es-Chu Aight gon edit it

    • @shybandit521
      @shybandit521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah they did, and Alpha played Sonic Forces, but I genuinely don't know if that's the joke or not

  • @NikkiTheViolist
    @NikkiTheViolist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Yeah the 3/5 thing was totally a compromise:
    Slaveowners wanted slaves to count as 1 person when it comes to voting while the people against slavery wanted them to count as 0 when it comes to voting, because only landowners (including most slaveowners) had the right to vote and if slaves counted for voting then slaveowners could pass whatever pro-slavery law they wanted.

    • @ProbablyNotOnFire
      @ProbablyNotOnFire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Wasn't it because an increased counted population meant more power in the House of Representatives?

    • @NikkiTheViolist
      @NikkiTheViolist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@ProbablyNotOnFire Yeah, and more say in who becomes president. If slaves were counted as 1 full person, many of the anti-slavery laws would have not been passed and the biggest anti-slavery presidents probably would not have been elected.

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Don't make any mistake, though, the slaves got *zero* votes. The 3/5ths compromise just gave their owners more representation in the House.

    • @fionnuar_
      @fionnuar_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok boomer

    • @crescendo614
      @crescendo614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Notable footnote: part of the compromise was that the 3/5-slave-population statistic was also used to determine the taxes that states owed the federal government.
      Another relevant compromise: the government couldn't ban (but could tax) the importing of slaves from Africa until 1807. Pretty much the day they were allowed to, congress did ban importing slaves.

  • @deltaphant_
    @deltaphant_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    There's zero reason the gameplay should be interesting, and yet somehow it is
    That pinball level was cool though!

  • @scarletvrgames568
    @scarletvrgames568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    " Dont get me wrong, America is pretty great outside the bad things"
    No no, he's got a point there.
    Also as a Canadian, I really want to hear you guys read "American History" from Britains view

    • @lordvampire9947
      @lordvampire9947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a brit i would also like to hear them read american history from britaons view

    • @geraltrivia9565
      @geraltrivia9565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Don’t get me wrong, Earth is pretty great outside of the bad things

    • @matthewxboxboyo9079
      @matthewxboxboyo9079 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordvampire9947 yes I am a brit too and I would like to see that

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sort of goes for every country though. Even Canada has just as bad of a history with Native Americans as the US, that still goes on to this day.

    • @DM-of5sl
      @DM-of5sl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As an American I’m flattered you assume I can read

  • @DJTileTurnip
    @DJTileTurnip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Today's random quote:
    "Because Westward Expansion just sounds like it's up for grabs"

    • @midnalight6419
      @midnalight6419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Because it was

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean, what were they going to do, resist? Ever just say no after the firing line kills half the village and the calvary charge slices your arms off?

    • @Solimonti
      @Solimonti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stevenbobbybills yes, to fuck with them

  • @Cooper287
    @Cooper287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I feel like Alpharad pieced together his knowledge of American history mostly from sugar packets.

    • @brandito5480
      @brandito5480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wdym?

    • @Cooper287
      @Cooper287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@brandito5480 Just referencing the Simpsons where Abe Simpson says that he pieced his knowledge of history together mostly from sugar packets. I was just joking about how their knowledge of history is a little off.

    • @brandito5480
      @brandito5480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cooper287 oooh okay well i mean youre right

    • @derpycats8072
      @derpycats8072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cooper it wasn’t that off

    • @Lee-fw5bd
      @Lee-fw5bd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@derpycats8072 it was pretty damn off. He completely misunderstood what the 3/5ths compromise was. He, and many people in all honesty, misunderstood what the driving forces of the American Revolution were (the fact that they taxed us was at best a small part of it). They don't seem to think that the revolutionaries didn't try to negotiate with Britain. The rest is a little off, but it'd be kinda redundant and pointless to just keep pointing out shit.

  • @taplay5383
    @taplay5383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    So, how long until this channel becomes a full time philosophy and history podcast?

    • @cilantromcghee3092
      @cilantromcghee3092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *philosophy and history mario maker letsplay

    • @BurningWill_IV
      @BurningWill_IV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That would actually be kinda sick.

    • @mayasimunek
      @mayasimunek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m so down for it

    • @FancyJester
      @FancyJester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’d be so down tho

    • @thatbadplayer2243
      @thatbadplayer2243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’d watch

  • @natevonhagen4797
    @natevonhagen4797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Am I the only one worried about this channel one day convincing myself that my own existance is a bit? It's an actual fear I often have.

    • @Meltryllis_AE
      @Meltryllis_AE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We're all AI created by the Funny Man himself to watch his videos.

    • @tonettoo
      @tonettoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In their statistics you are

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m bite of pieces

  • @aragornbengtson3427
    @aragornbengtson3427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    When your interested in their conversation and they stop the vid

    • @Poppipower
      @Poppipower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Aragorn Bengtson
      “It’s honestly, like, kind of surprising that he can do that...”

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tb to fwob

    • @justinhanna9152
      @justinhanna9152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a cliffhanger like subscribe and comment to get the next one

    • @marcusturner27
      @marcusturner27 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Poppipower Famous last words

    • @aragornbengtson3427
      @aragornbengtson3427 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Poppipower lol exactly

  • @Peizur
    @Peizur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:01 What a fitting episode for *that* word to show up in.

  • @WalkinStereotype
    @WalkinStereotype 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Alpharad: “America is pretty great, except for the bad parts.” ...isn’t that every country?

    • @jubarellla
      @jubarellla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      isn't that everything?

    • @remicou8420
      @remicou8420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it applies more to america than any other

    • @lnoobe
      @lnoobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@remicou8420 how?

    • @remicou8420
      @remicou8420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lnoobe it's way more polarized, extreme and "far west; battle royale" than any other

    • @WalkinStereotype
      @WalkinStereotype 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rémi Coulombe What, you mean including the countries involved in The Crusades? The countries involving the destruction of the Mongols? America is no more fucked up than most countries. It gets the bad rep because its a fairly young country.

  • @abyssal_cruasder1186
    @abyssal_cruasder1186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Alpha: Everyone's life is just as complicated as your own
    Me: *literally shoving my toes in my ear* OK life must be simple then

    • @majikhu5171
      @majikhu5171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Random Virgin take your toes out of your ear

    • @HawkofJudgment
      @HawkofJudgment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds tough

  • @dudeman1359
    @dudeman1359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Christopher Columbus, ya know, 1942,"
    -Jo 2019

  • @CurdledMilks
    @CurdledMilks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I'm an optimist, but I'm also a realist."
    Alpharad is Silver the Hedgehog confirmed?

    • @kyname5159
      @kyname5159 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now read that in a Nathaniel Bandy voice.

  • @littlestrike6811
    @littlestrike6811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Okay, but when is Ring “Feet” Adventure coming back?

    • @retrokonami9042
      @retrokonami9042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He still hasn’t shown his toes yet 😏

    • @KaiorxH
      @KaiorxH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i think never, not after he hurt his shoulder xD

    • @retrokonami9042
      @retrokonami9042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *T O E S* 🤤

    • @jorgesterling
      @jorgesterling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lets get this to the top so he has to see it

  • @calebself3354
    @calebself3354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Alpha “completely glossing over the Boston massacre” Rad

    • @maxwellabelson7794
      @maxwellabelson7794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That thing were colonists were surrounding soldiers protecting a building and chucking rocks and snowballs at the soldiers? Not sure you can call it a massacre but Murica!

    • @calebking1608
      @calebking1608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maxwell Abelson American judges actually agreed that the soldiers were innocent sooo...

    • @nolanL
      @nolanL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maxwell Abelson oh right! it’s not called a massacre because of the murders of 5 Americans!

    • @rigistroni
      @rigistroni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Compare the Boston "massacre" to something like Bloody Sunday. It was not that bad, especially given the circumstances

    • @calebself3354
      @calebself3354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To attempt to quell this whole thing, it is historically called the Boston Massacre here in America. While I understand it is called the Incident on King Street in Britain, it was still an undeniable factor into the eventually revolution. My main point was that Alpharad ignored/forgot any actual reasons the war might have started and said there weren’t really any. I could have easily replaced Boston Massacre with Taxation Without Representation and made the same point.

  • @__-cx6lg
    @__-cx6lg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "How did [Columbus] [kill so many natives?"
    _Most_ of it was unintentional, at least at that stage---it was the diseases that wiped them out.

    • @jkwayne7174
      @jkwayne7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      a lot of the death was caused by forcing the natives into close quarters so they can exploit their labor. not only were they exposed to new diseases, they were exposed to gross, inhumane working conditions that killed them in other ways too. Not to mention the massacres and Columbus's attempt to kick starting the slave trade was also a huge part of it too.

    • @__-cx6lg
      @__-cx6lg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jkwayne7174 Yes, that's also true. The fact that the majority were unintentional does nothing to shrink the horror of those atrocities.

    • @jkwayne7174
      @jkwayne7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John Michael Figueroa I think unintentional is a sort of a poor word which is why I chimed in. While it's correct, it sort of implies they had no idea treating people poorly would kill tons of people. Though I know you didn't mean it that way (especially now), language is wacky sometimes so I thought I'd chime in for good measure.

    • @kabusohikaru6187
      @kabusohikaru6187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most of the civilians killed by US drone strikes are also "unintentional"

    • @__-cx6lg
      @__-cx6lg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kabusohikaru6187 No, no they aren't. The military knows what drones and missiles are and knows they kill people. Columbus didn't know what microbes or immune systems were.

  • @obsidianwalrus1597
    @obsidianwalrus1597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Can we get a series of them just misremembering US history?

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The person who;s been playing SMM 2 24/7 for #1 in Easy Endless has discovered what hell is actually like

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel sorry for that person

    • @schmitt5476
      @schmitt5476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHAT! A SPELLING MISTAKE IN A CHRISTOPHER MOON COMMENT! IMPOSSIBLE!

    • @cilantromcghee3092
      @cilantromcghee3092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know the person in 7th place. They recently posted a screenshot of them passing 100000

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@schmitt5476 that;s abusrd

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah who ever that is, is a super no life

  • @asura_aaron6960
    @asura_aaron6960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I could watch these guys talk about world history for hours

  • @kalamari3288
    @kalamari3288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Alpharad: *is against racism*
    Me: How could someone say something so controversial yet so brave?

    • @heyheythrowaway
      @heyheythrowaway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stunning and brave

    • @everburnerfish
      @everburnerfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doesnt help that the one level had the n word written on the end card things

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This could actually be considered a hot take nowadays and I hate that.

    • @fra604
      @fra604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MxPokirby no, it can't

    • @MajoIdoru
      @MajoIdoru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you do realise "nigga" was in this video

  • @gatorhayd
    @gatorhayd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “america is pretty great except for the bad things”
    *yeah, so are my grades.*

    • @kabusohikaru6187
      @kabusohikaru6187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Racism is pretty great except for all the bad consequences

  • @alexthederp7312
    @alexthederp7312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:30 This level is a remake of Super Mario Bros. 3's 1-1 and is fairly accurate. The text at the end of the level in coins (which is also in the title) "草原の国 1-1" is indeed the Japanese name for the level.

  • @DJFransZbear
    @DJFransZbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "City on a hill" is a completely different concept, but you know, you guys can say whatever you want and stuff;

  • @Falcrash
    @Falcrash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    City on a hill actually means that the city is trying to be a light to the rest of the society, like a model of what to be, set apart by how good and pure they are. So yeah. I mean, good try Joe. U got it.

    • @Falcrash
      @Falcrash 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @rabidhunter5 big brain.

  • @KevBago
    @KevBago 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Noun. sonder: The profound feeling of realizing that everyone, including strangers passed in the street, has a life as complex as one's own, which they are constantly living despite one's personal lack of awareness of it.

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh wow that's an actual word? Learn something new every day I guess. Thanks

  • @kalamari3288
    @kalamari3288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Endless easy ;the way home

    • @gamergamer9966
      @gamergamer9966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NoobifiedSpartan *;

    • @AshyMuted
      @AshyMuted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *;

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No space between ; and the.
      ;the

    • @kalamari3288
      @kalamari3288 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You people are picky smh

    • @hypnobagels8634
      @hypnobagels8634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NoobifiedSpartan If you’re going to replicate a masterpiece, do it right.

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The usa ran out of destiny to manifest so they're looking for more"-bill wurtz

  • @bitratebenny2856
    @bitratebenny2856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Avengers: We have the best comeback story.
    Alpharad Plus MM2EE Uploads: Hold my semicolon.

  • @veryangerytoaster3577
    @veryangerytoaster3577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    All my friends from the UK say that they never learned about the American Revolution in their history class.

    • @amemelia
      @amemelia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We dont, it's usually only british history but I remember writing about speak easies (?) Abd that era and that's it

  • @harshcorez2447
    @harshcorez2447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    it's a shame that Alex the nine deleted his channel.
    Edit: He made a second channel called
    Alexander Flores.

    • @dumidiots2876
      @dumidiots2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😢

    • @LiNH_314
      @LiNH_314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait seriously

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Might be because he was too young?

    • @deltaphant_
      @deltaphant_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@caleblewis8169 He got hacked, somebody took over his channel and tricked people into giving him money.

    • @isabellecross2742
      @isabellecross2742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      DarthBinary :( poor kid. that's fucked

  • @ImACommenterOnly
    @ImACommenterOnly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive been watching the videos in this series back to back the past few days and honestly, i couldnt be happier that this basically turned into a podcast with some mario maker 2 as video. Like they could really put audio of a random conversation to a video of mario maker 2, and i wouldnt question it

  • @majoraswrath6182
    @majoraswrath6182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Just rewatched minecraft; the way home. So glad to see the return

  • @agent8370
    @agent8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the phrasing "when he got done" gave me such a visceral reaction, like a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach, very good word choice from josniffy

  • @stevethebarbarian9876
    @stevethebarbarian9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Capitalism came around and now we tax everything anyway."
    That is not at all the relationship between capitalism and taxation.

    • @kabusohikaru6187
      @kabusohikaru6187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah capitalism came around and now everyone pays taxes except for the rich

    • @Wesrl
      @Wesrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kabuso SPIRIT they do just not as much as other places which is why we have so many rich people

    • @kabusohikaru6187
      @kabusohikaru6187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Wesrl you realise that all the "American" companies like Amazon and Netflix pay 0% in taxes in the USA, and that currently the tax rate for the richest people in the US is lower that the tax rate for the poorest, right? And that's only of the money they're not hiding in secret offshore bank accounts...

    • @Wesrl
      @Wesrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kabuso SPIRIT ,considering how many employees Amazon has(minimum wage of $15) that pay income tax, the millions they send on research and development. They employ more people then Netflix ever has.

    • @kabusohikaru6187
      @kabusohikaru6187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Wesrl yes the EMPLOYEES pay income tax, but the corporation does not. Another case of the suppression of the working class

  • @thepigvillage
    @thepigvillage 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “The Highway of Doom”
    Endless Easy predicted Shadow Generations

  • @bingle4551
    @bingle4551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Alpha: *talks about stealing the homes of indigenous people*
    Australians: haha... *sweats in English descent*

    • @TheAnimationStationTAS
      @TheAnimationStationTAS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think the Australians intentionally stole anything.

    • @totallyahuman5055
      @totallyahuman5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAnimationStationTAS I think he refering to the native peoples land.

    • @TheAnimationStationTAS
      @TheAnimationStationTAS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@totallyahuman5055 yeah, probably.

  • @jay-nz2cl
    @jay-nz2cl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 years later, if you would still like a british history book, the brits can make it happen

  • @setajourney
    @setajourney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was doing my homework while watching this and I was reading and y'all said "King George" at the same time i did

  • @supersmashseandx1991
    @supersmashseandx1991 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sick with covid right now, and you have no idea how Much these brightened my day. Thank you for posting this years ago

  • @NoDragonsPlz
    @NoDragonsPlz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Tyler: "Owned"

  • @2006Neon2006
    @2006Neon2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:44 - "Sonder": The profound feeling of realizing that everyone, including strangers passed in the street, has a life as complex as one's own, which they are constantly living despite one's personal lack of awareness of it.

  • @gemeenee1022
    @gemeenee1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: I just discovered a lot of money!
    The guards: Sir, get away from the vault!
    Me: I discovered this fair and square, just like Columbus

  • @TheShadow7771
    @TheShadow7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That pinball level was so cleanly designed. Certainly no Little Timmy level.

  • @fisumethebest6765
    @fisumethebest6765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imagine trying to finish endless easy but little Timmy thought he made a good level.

    • @garret1317
      @garret1317 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      >finish
      >endless

  • @logi1k1k35
    @logi1k1k35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My type of entertainment, two men discussing racism while playing super Mario maker

  • @karatekidsplace1
    @karatekidsplace1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Didn’t he sail in 1542” -Jo

  • @victorycry8849
    @victorycry8849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alpharad: I'm pro wiping.
    Scatophiles: Am I a joke to you?

  • @07philip
    @07philip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nobody:
    Alpharad: Trail of tears, whoohoo

  • @saigesmart4167
    @saigesmart4167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:22 Ya know what makes American history even worse, the 3/5th compromise wasn't about rights, it was about voting power and taxation

  • @Maepl
    @Maepl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Speaking of how American history is screwed up, wait till Canadian history gets more in the limelight lol

    • @eldestgruff
      @eldestgruff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Everyone's country is "the worst" until they learn about someone else's history.

    • @kabusohikaru6187
      @kabusohikaru6187 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What part of Canadian history is fucked? As a European, all I know about Canadian history is how natives were mistreated in the 1900's, literally nothing else. I haven't even learned about Canadian independence or anything like that

    • @lnoobe
      @lnoobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kabusohikaru6187 Same, and even with mistreatment, while I'm pretty sure it's still morally wrong in the 1900's, with most things America/any country gets called evil for that happened more than a hundred years ago they seem like they were morally acceptable, which is why I don't get people calling Europeans/Americans evil for things we did when that just shows how we've developed socially/morally since then, and can be compared to places that haven't socially developed the same way.

    • @QuokkaWaka
      @QuokkaWaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lnoobe
      Tbf the Good Friday agreement was only like 20-30 years ago

    • @jakobkovar8249
      @jakobkovar8249 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@lnoobe yeah because drone bombing innocent civilians in the Middle east happened 100 years ago right? We haven't developed, the public just ignores our crimes

  • @Jellylamps
    @Jellylamps 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jacob is underestimating the “not in minecraft; the way home” number. You know how many people were dead before they found the way home? How many people don’t exist yet? I pity them all and it’s far in excess of 10 billion humans alone

  • @Anroose
    @Anroose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow the editor is so good; good job

  • @gregadactyl
    @gregadactyl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heck yeah, Pro Wiping Brigade.

  • @Noka050
    @Noka050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don’t know if this is just my school but we aren’t taught the American revolution

  • @SabrinaSaysStuff
    @SabrinaSaysStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who minored in history hearing Jacob and Jo talk about this is genuinely hilarious

  • @failbuoy7810
    @failbuoy7810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    People thought racism was cool up until, like, the beginning of the 1900’s or something. The 3/5 Compromise was a different thing. (We were talking about this in History just yesterday, so I should know.)
    So when Congress was making the government, the Southern states wanted as high a population as possible in order to get the most representation in the House of Reps. The Southern states back then were mostly just farms and most of their population was slaves.
    The Southern states were like, “Hey! Let us count the *too white to say that word* as our population!”
    Then Congress said, “Well, you don’t let them vote so they can’t count as a person when it comes to population.”
    They kept arguing until they reached a compromise. Black people would count as 3/5 of a person when it comes to population, but they still couldn’t vote.

  • @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450
    @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The video ends in black like, three seconds after Joseph talks. It’s so imperfect, good attention to detail

  • @darth_chao1420
    @darth_chao1420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Actually, the tea was never actually taxed. The price of it was lowered below that of smuggled tea to promote buying the british tea. They threw it all overboard in boycott

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m from Boston, and the tea was shipped in for the purpose of enticing people to buy some tea, so to continue to boycot they dumped it into the harbor. Also, Christopher Columbus is now being taught more unbiased, I just learned of his journey and what he found, not the man himself. We were also taught about Leif Erikson and many examples of the pilgrims being bad.

  • @frickroll
    @frickroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Minecraft; the way back

    • @sebastianserrato7794
      @sebastianserrato7794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did you know you’ve never seen a movie all the way because you blink through it

    • @SirMemesalotThe3rd
      @SirMemesalotThe3rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sebastian serrato I was having a good day until I read that

    • @retrokonami9042
      @retrokonami9042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you know when a pregnant woman swims she becomes a human submarine, and when two pregnant women throw hands it’s technically a mecha-fight?

    • @retrokonami9042
      @retrokonami9042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you also know you’ve never truly seen yourself before, only in reflections and pictures?

    • @retrokonami9042
      @retrokonami9042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They also say “be there or be square” because you’re not *a-round* !

  • @yautl1
    @yautl1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is actually a word, 'sonder', to describe the feeling/realization that everyone else has a life just as vivid and complex as your own.

  • @chillin5703
    @chillin5703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am all for this becoming an american history podcast, lmao.

  • @Axelrad1
    @Axelrad1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I forgot this wasn't a podcast and there was gameplay and just listened to the audio for a couple minutes.

  • @frogoggles4259
    @frogoggles4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude alpha is a gamer+. history, gamer and existentialism. nice

  • @zeek7200
    @zeek7200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks you just help me with my history studies

  • @xianhui6010
    @xianhui6010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The tea that was thrown in the harbor was actually tea from the East India company which under the tea act was actually CHEAPER than before. Britains relationship with the US during the colonial period is basically all mercantilism

  • @theBombbrigade
    @theBombbrigade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    listening to them talk about history when I minored in it, I cant lol

  • @Mclovin_Mohammed
    @Mclovin_Mohammed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    May I just say...
    The person with the most levels of endless easy has (Correction Edit) 76,000. Seriously

  • @Juicie_goosie
    @Juicie_goosie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:00,
    Joe- “That’s so fucked, he just murdered the natives”
    Australia’s history- “Ight imma head out”

  • @Scie
    @Scie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am doing a project in school where we defend the colonists or Britain in a fake trial
    I have nothing else to say

    • @EmeraldEmsiron
      @EmeraldEmsiron 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      devils advocate is an important skill to learn

  • @chickenranger4616
    @chickenranger4616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That quote when history began, is literally spoken the same way in parks and rec

  • @matthewlopez00
    @matthewlopez00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When does it stop being a game and start being a podcast

  • @floodwater
    @floodwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just don’t understand why I still consider myself a plussy. Do I need help?

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No you are a plussie accept it this is your life now

    • @nicky1920
      @nicky1920 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flood Water yeah

  • @nullnull1304
    @nullnull1304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The real part of the videos isn’t the gameplay, it’s the conversations.

  • @Raiga0310
    @Raiga0310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    British views on the revolution I believe are as follows.
    Britain: "We just fought wars for you so we are increasing taxes so we can pay off the expenses."
    America: "How about no."

    • @Nite-me1di
      @Nite-me1di 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      America: Give us representation in parliament if we are going to be taxed more.
      Britain: How about no

    • @Raiga0310
      @Raiga0310 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nite-me1di But you are British citizens so you are being represented

    • @Tlaloc1
      @Tlaloc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Raiga0310 not to mention, no other colony in the british empire had representation in parliament, so why would the Americans?

  • @maddaton2163
    @maddaton2163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This went from a Very Easy endless video to a history lesson real quick...

  • @josea.ram.457
    @josea.ram.457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "He went to Cuba" as a Costa Rican I assure you we are not Cuba our cigar game ain't that cool

  • @retroace6717
    @retroace6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jacob deffinatly got all his American History knowledge from a fortune cookie

  • @nobleneed
    @nobleneed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I’m an optimist, but also a realist” is the perfect way to describe me

  • @gizzmo6790
    @gizzmo6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I learned hella much in this video

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:17 well, in most other parts of the world racism was looked down upon since roughly 1800, just the law system in America made it that the southern economy of slavery would never vote pro abolitionist

  • @blockyboyy
    @blockyboyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "There was a time where racism was cool"
    **"BACK PEDAL BACK PEDAL"**

  • @floodwater
    @floodwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This video summarised: racism is alright, except for the bad parts.

  • @seventheenby
    @seventheenby 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love listening to y'all talking about historical stuff like the tower of babel and the boston tea party because I don't know all about these things, but I do know lots of fun facts about them. It's really interesting to hear your perspectives on that
    The tea that we threw into the harbor was in the form of blocks that were each like a month's(?) worth, and we threw whole crates of them off into the harbor. So, that's a lot of tea.

  • @jaysefgames1155
    @jaysefgames1155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Americans not being able to pronounce British Town names is hilarious

    • @calebking1608
      @calebking1608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s almost as if we were born in a completely different part of the world and grew up in different cultures. Funny how that works.

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least they were aware that they were probably wrong in pronouncing the name. Some are just ignorant and arrogant. Then there are those who make fun of them

  • @lyken8952
    @lyken8952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm an optimist, but I'm also a realist"
    -Silver the Hedgehog, Sonic Forces

  • @anabunny0831
    @anabunny0831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God’s will? GOD’S WILL? DUES VULT!