Neurotoxin Sabotage 0 portals (NoSLA route showcase)

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  • @Krzyhau
    @Krzyhau  3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    TH-cam had no mercy with compression on this one, wtf

    • @DDjivan
      @DDjivan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      F

    • @knyt0
      @knyt0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what is ppd?

    • @DDjivan
      @DDjivan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@knyt0 Player Physics Deformation

    • @xcuree
      @xcuree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao just noticed this was new

    • @GamingwithPortals
      @GamingwithPortals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You could say you got BRUTALLY BAMBOZLED

  • @mugforsure
    @mugforsure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    Summary:
    Chair abuse,
    Turret abuse,
    Chairing over it,
    GAH.

    • @1e1001
      @1e1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Chair
      Turret
      R o t a t e
      Chairing over it
      GAH

    • @squasherdown
      @squasherdown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      two types of abuse? what has this world come to

  • @ashleycat4
    @ashleycat4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Wow, the thumbnail wasn't lying.

  • @eerryyk7772
    @eerryyk7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Valve: puts 1 moveable object in a map
    Glitchers: bhopping on prop infinite jumps glitching through walls flung 100 miles per hour

    • @hansonkerman7286
      @hansonkerman7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I will never add a prop_physics to my maps ever again

    • @SuperChez_
      @SuperChez_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hansonkerman7286 prop_physics is the root of all evil

  • @squidkid6442
    @squidkid6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "Oh no! My portals don't work! Whatever shall i use in its stead?"
    *looks around*
    C H A I R

  • @frabjouspolygon2695
    @frabjouspolygon2695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Just watch this guy beat Wheatley with 0 portals by smacking him over the head with his trusty chair.

    • @andrasfogarasi5014
      @andrasfogarasi5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "With careful positioning, we can convince Wheatley to throw bombs at himself."
      Might even work. The real problem is the time limit, which prevents doing too many shenanigans.

    • @frabjouspolygon2695
      @frabjouspolygon2695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unless you can do setup before the timer starts...

    • @Shadowdrake888
      @Shadowdrake888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like in WWE just grabs a folded up chair and slaps Wheatley into the stratosphere

    • @hansonkerman7286
      @hansonkerman7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My god that was hell to write out on a phone

    • @hansonkerman7286
      @hansonkerman7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please inform me of typos so I can fix them

  • @Fifocz
    @Fifocz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    The "Getting over it: chair update" looking sick.

  • @amellox04
    @amellox04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    That one turret wondering why the test subject is ramming them against a door

    • @NepgearGM6.1
      @NepgearGM6.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Turret:what the Frick is happening

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should i make a cursed PH joke?

  • @Wecoc1
    @Wecoc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Wait, I don't understand... where are the three lasers?

    • @razziel4599
      @razziel4599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      you don't actually need the lasers to trigger the cutscene, you just have to get to that one spot afaik

    • @TekExplorer
      @TekExplorer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@razziel4599 its a joke to do with @Krzyhau 's other cursed portal vids. its always in the same '3 lazers' testing chamber. go watch them.

    • @JanSeewald
      @JanSeewald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@razziel4599 he's joking

    • @theoneguywhoreallylikesmau367
      @theoneguywhoreallylikesmau367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      guys dont woosh him hes actually informing him on how the level works

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rubykanima you just posted cringe

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    As an indie game dev, I'm always worried about my game having bugs like these. But if there's people like you that give the bugs fancy "scientific" names and spend hours and hours of their lives trying to master them, then idk anymore

    • @shiverian5970
      @shiverian5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      The way I see it, if the bug won't come up in casual play, you don't need to worry about it

    • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat
      @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@shiverian5970 Yes

    • @rawhide_kobayashi
      @rawhide_kobayashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      i don't get why you would care about bugs that don't impact gameplay
      why would you waste your time removing extraneous edge clips on background map geometry when you could spend it doing literally anything else

    • @NotASpyReally
      @NotASpyReally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rawhide_kobayashi I guess..

    • @ballom5191
      @ballom5191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@rawhide_kobayashi Some devs are control phreak about their games, just look at nintendo who even banned onlien players for "cheating" because they were wavedashing .....
      Also while some bugs are unharmful in casual play, some unwanted bugs might seriously harm the game.

  • @JustAJAG
    @JustAJAG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The triple chair jump at the end, damn!

  • @Kellestial
    @Kellestial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Don’t let furniture stores fool you, this was the true reason the chair was invented

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    What a feat of endurance and skill just to let GLaDOS keep her neurotoxin

    • @Pixxeell___
      @Pixxeell___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i know?! that was so nice of craze how!!!11

    • @howtomundane3109
      @howtomundane3109 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pixxeell___ *Krzyhau

    • @Pixxeell___
      @Pixxeell___ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@howtomundane3109 that's the joke...

  • @dashdoesstuff9763
    @dashdoesstuff9763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Came for “guys something’s wrong...”
    Stayed for *im sorry what are you doing with that chair?*

  • @joltganda
    @joltganda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Breaking news
    Local man becomes intangible from bumping against a peashooter and walks through a door

  • @StefanH
    @StefanH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The lengths you go to to avoid using the game's staple gameplay element

  • @MrMiguel211
    @MrMiguel211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This video is straight out of Area 51

  • @starrybook
    @starrybook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    glad to see theres at least one channel making portal 2 content

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      allow me to direct you to can’t even, msushi100, and harry101uk

    • @average7557
      @average7557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cupofspiders5830 burgerscum too

  • @victorholmes5225
    @victorholmes5225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the entire time you can still hear Wheatley talking with the mainframe in the background

  • @CaqueCake
    @CaqueCake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Bro, you deserve more subs, we are sincere, you really deserve more.

    • @Leo-mu8kn
      @Leo-mu8kn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Calm down

  • @Tikolu
    @Tikolu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wheatley is clearly amazed. "GAH"

  • @taylorhancock5834
    @taylorhancock5834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah yes, the new Aperture Science Weighted Companion Chair, a worthy addition to the game :P

  • @funnyarc
    @funnyarc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Imagine the sheer anxiety he must have been feeling in his fingers while trying to position that chair while trying to climb that pillar. One mistake in alignment of the chair falling and not being able to grab it in time, and it will all be for nought.

    • @NotAghostSpeedruns
      @NotAghostSpeedruns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In the description, he says it was done in 26 segments, so I don't think nerves would be much of an issue. Just reload the save if it goes wrong.

    • @frog2098
      @frog2098 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This would've been near impossible if he wasn't using quick saves

    • @Wertyhappy27
      @Wertyhappy27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frog2098 you can see each time a quicksave runs, usually that being sudden sound pauses, and screen gets slightly darker

  • @LDPRxPS3x1
    @LDPRxPS3x1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just love the sudden "GAH-" at 6:19

  • @jor03
    @jor03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This feels like a pannenkoek2012 video, and I absolutely love it!

    • @phroggu
      @phroggu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, half a portal

  • @caglarcodapolat
    @caglarcodapolat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now you're thinking without portals

  • @Kelsang01
    @Kelsang01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. He’s standing on the air already, valve spaghetti.

  • @flutekid4111
    @flutekid4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dayum, with this chair he can climb out of laboratory.

  • @SageGilbert191
    @SageGilbert191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Who needs a portal gun when you got a turret and a chair

  • @arbitrario3845
    @arbitrario3845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Airplane: Show me the real ultimate transport
    Helicopter: I said the _real_ ultimate transport
    Chair: *_P E R F E C T I O N_*

  • @thenderyoshi
    @thenderyoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Bruh just blj on the catwalk and fly over the level

    • @amyoakAnimation
      @amyoakAnimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats what the speedrunnets do but they arent trying to speedrun, theyre just trying to sabotage the neurotoxin

    • @catethps
      @catethps 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      abh

    • @Sarwex117
      @Sarwex117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wrong game bro

  • @deli2023
    @deli2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is like an anti speedrun.

  • @tadeln
    @tadeln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel like I'm watching a pannenkoek video, and you're gonna send Chell to a Parallel Universe

  • @Vexcenot
    @Vexcenot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The pick up sound probably gives this guy ptsd now

  • @cupofspiders5830
    @cupofspiders5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who loves no portals runs (more than speedruns I mean) this is poggers in my book

  • @raveaw379
    @raveaw379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Do you do speedrunning? I'd be happy to watch if you did.

    • @royalxd
      @royalxd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      he doesn’t anymore but he has some videos that were world record

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      router extraordinaire tho

  • @-stye-stickmanbuilder6909
    @-stye-stickmanbuilder6909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wheatley: trying to pass the secured door
    Krzyhau: *currently breaking the matrix*

  • @Fluxuation
    @Fluxuation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Do an prop fly over this vent, now that your on the vent do an extended back hop away in this dir-“

  • @TimmyM
    @TimmyM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I couldn't have been the only one that was thinking "what the frack is he doing??"

  • @LukelayAlt
    @LukelayAlt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Yo, where do I learn to do sick hops like that bro?

  • @ReyHunter
    @ReyHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes
    *Chair*

  • @glogged.
    @glogged. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that must have been the most relieving thing ever when you finally clipped through the door

  • @ItsGBMoD
    @ItsGBMoD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    if you think this is long, just wait untill you watch a twilight princess minimum speedrun

  • @huntermorgan6177
    @huntermorgan6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    GLaDOS: "I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time..."
    Krzyhau: *chair*

  • @Gabe-ll6gm
    @Gabe-ll6gm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I legit thought he was gonna unplug the power cables lmao

  • @bluetoad07
    @bluetoad07 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This entire video for me was just
    _"What on earth is he doing?"_
    _"Oh I think I get it now."_
    _"Nope nevermind."_
    on repeat.

  • @swishoemi
    @swishoemi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    support beams dont have collision, but core rails do?

  • @ewkera
    @ewkera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is just the master of source parkour

  • @angelinasurzhyk6655
    @angelinasurzhyk6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    GLaDOS: I fear no man
    GLaDOS: but that thing...
    *Chell scaling basically flat walls with nothing but a chair*
    GLaDOS: it scares me.

  • @absobel
    @absobel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *after 12 hours of gaining speed of a slope*

  • @swiftfox3461
    @swiftfox3461 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man could bring down an entire government with a single glitchy chair.

  • @k1tcaliber
    @k1tcaliber ปีที่แล้ว

    the portal community really said "let me see if i can play this entire game without the literal mechanic it's named after" and successfully did it

  • @nordern1
    @nordern1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Turns out: "Lack of Portals 2" is a significantly more tedious game than Portal 2 :P

  • @alan2here
    @alan2here 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that certainly captures the feeling of bouldering :)

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know, speedrunning really makes you appreciate the smaller details of maps.

  • @jumbojoshfrombanban
    @jumbojoshfrombanban 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like how the portal gun is an accessory to them

  • @Zhincore
    @Zhincore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the description, very insightful!

  • @Alonewolf147
    @Alonewolf147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    getting over it - portal edition
    +-

  • @circularsprojects
    @circularsprojects 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    valve: its an amazing game with super cool portals
    krzyhau: nah

  • @gungun974
    @gungun974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ce fut juste incroyable cette route. En effet extrêmement dure et fastidieux mais wow le talent et la patience pour aligner une tourelle pour traverser une porte. En plus les saut avec la chaise. Bref GG.
    PS: I’m sorry if you didn’t understand French, if that the case, you can just use Google translate. But in short : Respect

  • @arkhilious
    @arkhilious 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just cannot for the life of me get that turret trickshot when you threw it into the walkway! UGH!!!

  • @xb3nw0
    @xb3nw0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my man's farming them subs at this point jeez

  • @einkar4219
    @einkar4219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    nearly 30 minutes of mining through wall
    impresive

  • @Sockren
    @Sockren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:36 chair

  • @lordaret711
    @lordaret711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TH-cams guides How To Catch A Fish By Easy Way be like:

  • @papskormsepic7670
    @papskormsepic7670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that final few jumps
    jesus christ
    HOW

  • @binarypench
    @binarypench 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    what's next, "guys there's something wrong with my portal gun" and it can shoot a portal that leads to two destinations, cloning objects and even possibly YOU?

  • @wyguysecondary
    @wyguysecondary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    krzyhau's 2 favorite test chambers: neurotoxin sabotage and triple laser

  • @bonopo
    @bonopo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how can i use the "special hud" that shows vphys rotation when doing the ppd glitch

  • @NeverSnows
    @NeverSnows 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude just climbs the wall and cuts the tubes with his own teeth.

  • @bekkayya
    @bekkayya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    POV: its been 999999999 years and the portal gun stopped working

  • @T8Destroyer
    @T8Destroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that chair is your friends. never forget it

  • @apple_ilev5s
    @apple_ilev5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    krzy: gets to trigger
    wheatley: gah **glitch**

  • @rarity790
    @rarity790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chairs: reliable, durable, sustainable

  • @lemonn989
    @lemonn989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wow youve grown like 6 thousand in such a small time

  • @monngo838
    @monngo838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This feels like a pannenkoek video

  • @twomist5
    @twomist5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I first played this level, I thought I had to YEET the chair to the generator to knock it over. Since I was playing on console, that’s impossible. I thought it was just impossible to beat the game because the puzzles are so unintuitive.

  • @FrozenDragon0630
    @FrozenDragon0630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think speed runners would wanna try this seeing how difficult it is. That precise chair jump timing at the end though bloody hell how can you do that so precisely?

    • @meepmeep4311
      @meepmeep4311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You underestimate the determination of the p2 community

  • @sparkyboi4387
    @sparkyboi4387 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Alexa release the serotonin”

  • @upsidedown-pug1974
    @upsidedown-pug1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone: Getting over it CHAIR VERSION
    Me: Why in the hecc is Wheatley's Bar Solid

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i saw spikes

  • @riv2052
    @riv2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    APERTURE SCIENCE thinking with c-chair

  • @Parkdum
    @Parkdum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    guys i might be wrong here, but i dont think anyone will be implementing this into their route

  • @santiagobaublis7238
    @santiagobaublis7238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this video! Great thumbnail too!

  • @MouseGoat
    @MouseGoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    would be epic if this ment the Neurotoxin still worked when you got to GlaDos

  • @jonahk5865
    @jonahk5865 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    R.I.P whatever button is bound to grab

  • @gloweye
    @gloweye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It'd be fun if in the campaign, if you do this, you die when you get to GLaDoS because her neurotoxin is still up.

  • @Parkdum
    @Parkdum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    were friends now. no way out of it

  • @vl5006
    @vl5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a really useful one.

  • @LimeMaxx
    @LimeMaxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly you could just make all this up and I'd buy it.

  • @cringeinc5586
    @cringeinc5586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep the sprit of portal alive!

  • @ccats57
    @ccats57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was it worth it?

  • @wolfcl0ck
    @wolfcl0ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    World Famous Half-Life Deathmatch: Source player Krzyhau? What are *you* doing in the Portal 2 Speedrunning TH-cam section?

    • @Krzyhau
      @Krzyhau  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...huh?

    • @wolfcl0ck
      @wolfcl0ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Krzyhau I will not elaborate.

    • @Krzyhau
      @Krzyhau  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolfcl0ck Please do. I've never played Half-Life Deathmatch: Source, so either I've missed a joke or you're confusing me with someone else.

    • @wolfcl0ck
      @wolfcl0ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Krzyhau Well then I've got good news for you, then, you've officially made it big. You have your very own impersonator playing Half-Life Deathmatch Source.

  • @MrMiguel211
    @MrMiguel211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So who's gonna do this in CM

  • @miern_
    @miern_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    wait, you mean normally i should have used the portal gun?

  • @TypewritR
    @TypewritR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this is... suprisingly normal...
    edit: turns out, i was first? before the creator said anything to lol

    • @NotASpyReally
      @NotASpyReally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yes this is the normal way of solving the chamber right? I mean who doesn't remember the chair flying in Portal 2? It's like a classic level of the gmae

    • @TypewritR
      @TypewritR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NotASpyReally i mean normal as in his weird videos like the "theres something really wrong with my test chambers"

    • @camilleon352
      @camilleon352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TypewritR those are mostly just joke mods he makes I think, this is different kind of video I think

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Has that yellowish-green glow always been at the bottom of that pit?

  • @protocal5788
    @protocal5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus man buy that poor Turret dinner first at least.

  • @seareez
    @seareez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    you are the pannenkoek of portal 2

  • @bill_play3
    @bill_play3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wouldn't the chair climbing after the PPD clip be really weird, if not impossible? I think at least that PPD resets after save-loading so (if that's true) your segments after that wouldn't be affected by PPD

    • @淚
      @淚 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can crouch to reset it