Toilet Wine Prison Hooch Jail House Pruno
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.ย. 2024
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Making toilet wine using an actual toilet. Also if you go to try this you need 2 trash bags, and you need to make sure you let the air out every day or 2.
As a retired CO, I can tell you that some guys were really good at making jailhouse hooch, and other guys were one step homemade poison. I remember one time an entire housing unit on a Sunday drank this batch and they all got sick, to the point when chow arrived at dinner, NOT ONE of the 40 inmates even bothered to come to the food cart to get dinner. Of course, it was egg salad sandwiches so who could blame them.
Wow no one got their trays that’s amazing! Ppl atleast find use in trading it
prolly had shit particles in it
I don't believe you
@@alexrmz4728 good. U shouldn’t.
@@alexrmz4728 every prison related video there is someone making a comment and then just people calling them liars. how tf you know if hes lying or not dum dum?
I'm gonna hug my bottle of wine a bit tighter tonight. 🥰🤭
Lmao 💀
no wonder felons bref be smellin like a public restroom
@@lyssanch3096 why u smelling they bref
@@CheekyTop1 cause they in your face when you look at them funny
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I like how you left the stickers on the oranges for extra flavor
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO WTFFFF!!!!
They are edible
That would gross me out.. Stickers left on the oranges. Drinking homemade alcohol from a dirty toilet no problem....
By the way... Where to the women prisoners get their yeast from for fermentation... Oh yes they do...
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1:21 😂😂😂😂 the long pause
I can't imagine the rush of diarrhea that follows an evening drinking this.😂😂😂
@Damian -Janusz was gonna comment this same thing. Plenty of days I woke up feeling like death.
@Damian S I get super stupid hangovers when I drink cheap strong beer. I imagine this would keep my ass in bed all day
@Damian S that's from all that sugar
Ahhh yes it runs right through you 💩
@@yodaddy9362 well if you are in prison the hangover is a welcome reprieve from having to be out in gen pop.
"You've been to jail, you've been sticky before"👀🤣🤣
"You've had worse in your mouth than that..."
I'm starting to think these guys are gay AF
Edit; Haha they def are look at this fat bald guy with terrible tattoos, wearing a gamer shirt. Lmfao.
@@whorebagsss it may have been a gay joke but yeah maybe🤷
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@@sodasauce74 🤣🤣🤣🤢
Love the commentary at the end..., "Wouldn't pimp my booty for it, but, I'd trade a dessert, tho!" Lmao, truth, fr.
Lmfao like wtf you pimpin yo booty ????
Finally a REAL yt channel making what is REAL pruno. Thanks for being legit and I'm happily subbed
And for our first course we have a bolognese recipe of expertly sliced force meat, then some orange, zest on, citrus to cleanse the palette and its all paired w a cup of our finest vin des toilettes 2020....... enjoy
Yooo!!! you are my child hood
Absolutely hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
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When I was down years ago we made it with bags of fruit juice we'd get for breakfast and let ferment and then packs koolaid from commissary that were loaded with sugar. we would keep it in a trash can in the day room shower while we played cards so if they came in for a shakedown someone would get in the shower and hold it against the wall behind the door and stay in there till they were done searching. Worked everytime!🤣
Now that's smart.. I'm just sitting here thinking like how can you hide it without them finding it
Hell yea my celly Eric made hooch. Jail can have it’s fun moments, I’ll always keep em in memory, but def never want to go back.. why well cause it’s jail
Finally quarantine recipe worth trying.
The raw narration is the best: “Shiii…we even got a f*^%% toilet…” 😂😂🤣
1988 Virginia state pen (the wall) right here. We made it but no ketchup, we had yeast, we made our own bread, so that was good. This mash was the shit, the whole cell block was liiiiit asfk !!! 😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
NEVER SEEN it made with ketchup! Although, a few Arians & Border Bros made theirs with potato skins.
Labels are still on the orange 🍊
"I wouldnt pimp my booty for any of this!" Lmmfao! 💀😂
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You already done pimped out your boity for some Ramon noodle packets
@@jnighs8380 do what u gotta do can’t starve
In the words of the immortal Sweeney Todd it looks like piss smells like piss it's piss with ink
We used honey buns..... more yeast in them.
apple juice bags + grape jelly + jolly ranchers= alcohol that taste like a 4 loko in jail
It won't be very sweet.
@@Diddley_Squat says some1 who must have never had 1 hahaha shit called bucc in florida
@@thebuddery I've had pruno probably 15 times, and it wasn't sweet. It was like wine, the yeast eats the sugar, ant isn't sweet anymore. If it's still sweet you didn't let it "cook" long enough, or you added something to it at the end.
@@thebuddery hahahahahaha
@@Diddley_Squat nah you had it made wrong apple juice bags, and grape jelly for sugar make it sweet asf fr. It taste like a four loko before we put candy in it
If ur concerned about mold you can also heat it in your heating pot, it doesn't need to boil just maybe 160-170°F. Also if you can try to hide it away from your bed, like by a toilet next to the cleaning stuff. Once a guard found mine and took it out with him, and I wondered if it exploded or not lol.
“That’s that ketchup”😂😂😂
Lmao
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2:57 isn't it ridiculous how we get jealous when we hear about what people in other JAILS get?? Like I swear that's such a sad but real reaction.
I got 1 toast and a baby cereal box without milk and cheap apple. And cold coffee small cup.
Ive literally made moonshine in jail with bags and bags of koolaid and electrical wire from the light me and my celly and pretty much the whole pod was gettin drunk every chance we could get lmao
Koolaid and electrical wire?
You are spewing nonsense out of your mouth....So lame.
When he said you been to jail you been sticky before I fucking died hahha lol
We used to use Vegemite for a yeast source here in Aussie...got to about 8% ABV too. Nice vid mates. See ya's in lock down :)
8% is not bad at all. One desperate pint would leave a dude with a lower tolerance pretty buzzed.
Just how did you know the exact alcohol content?
@@willk.illyouii5583 Made some and tested it when I got out.
I'm really intrigued how you use vegemite (Marmite here in UK, which is way stronger, so, in theory. Would make a stronger product?)
@@SombreroPharoah depends how much sugar you put in and the yeast tolerance per alcohol %age
You can probably pasteurize it to make it safe. Or maybe leave it in the bottle and put the bottle in boiling water. Leave it capped. Don’t let the wine come to a boil in the bottle or it will blow up. Maybe put in the water, let it get good and hot, take it out, burp the bottle, then do it all over again a bunch of times. That might work, I can’t say for sure.
And just where ya think prisoners are gonna get boiling water ? They don’t have hotplates-stoves- etc
@@yaknowwhothis5102 They do actually. They can buy a hot pot, it’s like an electric tea kettle that heats water to just below boiling point. They can modify those to get hotter, but can get in trouble for it. They also make jury rigged improvised hot plates. If they can make a tattoo machine, they can easily make something that gets hot.
I just took some pineapple juice and sugar and bakers yeast and mixed it. We will see what happens. I didn't have any acid tho ? Maybe lime juice. Idk what I'm doing just bored
@@katiestevens8640 What kind of container did you use? Don’t keep it in the refrigerator while it ferments. I think it effects the yeast, you want it at room temperature. My friend is a chef and would make pineapple hootch every once and awhile. He just used a big salad bowl covered with plastic wrap. That made it easy to vent, it almost does it itself. He would dump tons of sugar in it. It always has this weird slimy feel when you drink it. I don’t like it.
Y'all done made some mad dog 20/20
You get sticky lol you been to jail before. Now that was the best omg way to funny
U drank some and woke up in ur cell sticky?
Ha gayeeee
Freudian slip
You give me missfummmmmmmm
The stickers on the orange peel is what gives it the kick.
🤣🤣🤣 funniest comment
Wow it’s amazing what would be priceless in the joint, is so worthless on the outside. Lol
Really tells you what happens to a human being in confinement and what your willing to do ( Actually seems like a great idea 😁 ) when everything is token away from ya. Lol
I thought the rich folks in jail always snuck stuff in from the gaurds
@@richyket661 not always but yeah, guards are how you get weed, cell phones, cigarettes and such.
Great video!
Still it!! You can make a jailhouse still by using a tote a trash bag and a stinger. Put the tote in the bag add the wine to the tote drop in the stinger tie up the bag, the alcohol will condense on the bag and sit on the bottom of it.
We made some in San Diego county jail! Broke the seal around the sink and kept it under it and re sealed it with toothpaste 😆😆 we popped the bag on Thanksgiving at rec time and probably 10 of us got fucked up!!😆😆🤟
WTF.....I would not pimp maaa bootie for this. Hahahahhaa 🤣🤣🤪🤪😜😜😜
"Would you like some merlot? I made it in the toilet."
Let's Go To Prison
this was a good dam video
15 yrs and I never drank the hooch! Nasty stuff. Had some smuggled jack daniels though 😎
Niiice🧡
just don't sniff the bottle lol
‘You’ve been to jail you’ve been sticky before’😂😂😂
For the longest time I thought this was just one of those bs stories my uncle would tell me about prison. Apparently the guys that made it right would sell it or rather trade for other things.
Made it in Jail too, Same recipe but we didn't use garbage bags used empty plastic soda bottles, No ketchup, If done right it will taste like Orange Vodka. Fucks you up.
Commentary funny asl 😭😭
Add a pack of powder juice for flavor...koolaid, crystal light..etc. whatever you can get off commissary. Thats how i made it. I would also add cartons of juice..it gets you pretty buzzed. A mean headache if you drink alot though..lol
The good oldays, break out the ramon noodle, cheese, crackers, beef jerky, roll a big fatty with bible paper.
Can't imagine how they do this with an old, wet toilet
You don’t actually put it in the toilet
Thanks for making me laugh...been needing that lol
Use orange juice butter scotch candy or sugar from the kitchen but you gotta melt the sugar down in your hot pot then use tomato paste let it rot for a day that will jump start your wine
I was sold at “ We gots a fuckin toilet”
You were supposed to peel the oranges...
I'm being sentenced to Federal prison in a few days. Been to county but never to prison. Just here to learn the basics lol. Next I'm searching "how to get your cell phone through metal detectors in your prison wallet"
You out now?
Are they gone come back and drink ?
For some real pruno, should use the back of the tank. And then a lovely mash of saltines, grape jelly and/or ketchup packets.
Cells don’t have a toilet tank , above the shitter is the sink . The sink-toilet is all one unit and nowhere to put the bag besides the shitter itself that’s why he only needed the lower part of it .
ive made alot of hooch in jail fruit cocktail applesauce oranges bread but thats alot of water bruh I've never had mold on it tho if u do it right its fizzy like some bubbly I always used empty peanut butter jars hide in 3d puzzle boxes for a week and filter through a sock enjoy lol moldy is never good
Ha I love all the variations to prison hooch - I swear you knew that! You see the homies cook up chicken recently?! Spectacular
(Umm I thiiink it was chicken!)
In their cells, and on cellular device! How the fk does that happen btw!
Someone smuggled a phone in using their booty hole lol I love it when people tell me they did some drugs in jail i call it butt dope, and they get pissed.
@@philbillymoonshine7356 next time ask of they smoked ass crack
60 days in brought me here 😂😂😂😂
You can't get reactive yeast out of bread. Its baked. Cooked out. All you're doing is making the hooch taste worse.
This was hilarious
Y'all need to make a lot more of it and distill it into "toiletshine"....couldn't be worse than the "Beast"...LOL
We didn't get sugar but Jolly Ranchers made a fine substitute
1:28 that delayed "eff you" 🤣
How many soups for a glass?
:in America toilet wine
:in england toilet marmalade
Haha I wouldn't Dare try it but I enjoyed watching your video got a few chuckles
Thanks for watching!!!
Used to house juice concentrates and yeast in bottles with balloons or condems over the mouth of the bottle in the free world when I was younger
Potatoes for yeast and i used apples and not many oranges better with apples.
"...Big ole hands of Harambe..." LMAO How long did you guys let that sit?
Never understood the ones who add ketchup instead of just sugar or more juice. Sugar is sugar when it comes to fermenting, so the whole using ketchup part is absolutely not necessary. I've had and made hooch plenty of times, never once used ketchup, never would want to. It's legit what gives it a vomity smell and taste
If i could drink in jail I don't think I would mind it all that much. Maybe lol
Tomato juice works better and gives you a better buzz,I've drank hundreds of gallons of spud juice,that's what we call it here in michigan,never got sick from it,got some good shines going for sure
Do they have to put it in the toilet 🚽 bowl like that 🤢🤮 can't they just put it in a corner out of sight?
Hooooooch! Lmao 🤣
Instead of the bridge you should’ve just went in your cabinet and got some grits
From rikers Island in nyc you can add kool-aid to add color
Are you still here today ??
Finally a useful video.
You could get some yeast from in-between some skin flaps on some fat rolls from the biggest guy there who hadn't taken a shower in about a week or so...yuuuummmm..candida yeast goodness...well the women's prison yeast option would be self explanatory
Just when you thought it couldn't get any grosser lol.
I drank that for four years and my cell buddy used to make clear out of it just like moonshine.
How do you get a clear distillate inside? I'm genuinely interested
Henbane Hedgewytch I bet you are curious
@@fearrp6777 nah, got it answered. Asked a friend who's been in a fair bit. Surprisingly innovative.
@@SombreroPharoah care to share? I don’t know
@jeffrey seahope you know the deal grease ya self up
Next make us some jankum lol
Jail ain’t bad
How long you kept your bag cooking? How many weeks b4 it was done
What’s the toilet for
You DONT NEED KETCHUP WTF!!! HAHAHA!!! bro your using CITRUS, that ketchup aint gonna even top shit out! 😭
Ketchup for flavor… 🤣🤣
For real for this had me lit🔥🔥😏And you using the best keptup 😁I approve this recipe💯In this 2rd round in this pandemic 🙃If you get caught with this (bady) more time for you.
"You been too jail befor , you been sticky"
Where you guys from? Yall seem pretty dope and funny
Hi have you ever seen a film called flushed away ?
This is the best hooch I’ve ever had
Why didn't you take the skins of the oranges it's just the juice you need??
They took me to flavor town n i feel like i got car jacked after i tasted it lol .
@@philbillymoonshine7356 Too much, aye
Thats what gives it.....
THE KICK 🤣🤣🤪🤪😜😜😜
there was a bee in it!!!!!!!!!
I know it's already too late but wouldn't it have made more sense to put all the oranges in the bag and then like squish it and push down on a bunch that way you don't have to get sticky LMAO
If you know the cooks you can get the yeast you need
That’s MD 20/20 mad dog orange marmalade😂😂
If you ever get to this point. Seek Jesus.
Isnt that just shity beer!?hahah
Why out of the commode???? Lmao 😂
“Toilet wine” needs a toilet
I never saw it made in a toilet, i saw made in trash bags and hidden in toilets, seven yrs flat
Never seen the ketchup added, or bread just thrown in, I put the bread in a sock, and throw it in, it's a new sock lol...
i wonder how the yeast survives the bread process? I thought the air in the bread was the yeast
"Hands of Harambe"
Got me there
New to your channel. What prison were you in ?
I'm on lockdown, what should I do? I know, I'll make some toilet wine. When he said "its got a little moldy on top of it" I absolutely lost it. This won the internet today.
Take tramadols and play chess
And how long does this take
10 days
Shit will make you go blind.
Did he die??