"Where would you like to eat?" The conversation that follows is 150% my dad to my mom. She'll never bother to pick a place cause she thinks it's annoying to do it after being the main dinner cook, but she'll shoot down literally every single option and be surprised we can't think of something.
Relationships are funny like this because me and my girlfriend were driving down the street and I said I'm hungry. And I asked her. What do you want to eat? She said whatever you want to eat. Me screaming inside of my head How about Italian? Didn't we have Italian and on Sunday? Okay, how about Chinese? I don't know Chinese food gives me gas. F*** it. We're going to McDonald's.i don't like big Mac's . Story of my life 😁😁
@@killerclone1786 I'm glad I'm not the cook because I have no issues when it comes to my boyfriend and I choosing a place to eat. He's the one who makes food and when we go out to eat, there's only one place we always want to go to. But the "how do you feel?" or "how was your day?" question, I usually don't give a straight answer because he asks me that every day. I appreciate that he does and sometimes I just reply with a sound to make him guess because he knows me that well. But my mother does that to my stepfather. 🤣🤣🤣 I will say though that the one thing we always bicker about is directions when driving or not asking the staff at Costco or any other store where a certain item is. We'll go back and forth about how we should ask what we're looking for because we've been here for half an hour and probably passed it. "No, baby, we can find it ourselves, we don't need to bother them or ask for help." "Hun, we've been here for almost an hour. I'm going to go ask-" "NO! I CAN FIND IT!" "Good luck with that."
@@nohemi6899 that's every guy just about we seem to be wired to hate asking directions even if it takes an additional 30 minutes to figure out where it is exactly
“Bebé, you hungry?” “Well... Ihaven’teatenyetsoIprobablyshouldeatsomethingbutI’mnotfeelingitrightnowbutifIdon’teatrightnowyouknowhowI’mgonnagetlatersoIguessit’sprobablyagoodideaifIstarteatingrightnowbutitreallydependsontheoptions. What do you think?” “AHHHHHHHHH!!!” Most relatable thing ever!
The only day of the year where you hope a mr gay guy with a lexus key in his right hand is waiting you outside your house while you cry inside because you are alone
Alone and with an 8ball of some fire yay and a bag of Hershey's kisses watching ron white and fluffy videos.. 😁😁. I'm pretty fucking content with life tho
"How are we gonna do this? Heads or tails?" MY GOD! Why have I never thought of that? If in the future I end up having a gay relationship that is some PERFECT knowledge right there. No more arguing about whose time it is. Just flip a coin and get to it. Fluffy you god damn genius.
“Let’s go to Burger King” Gabriel calmly said to his partner. “NOOO! WHY BURGER KING?! BURGER KING GIVES ME CHORRO!!!” His partner *sweetly* and *quietly* replied.
Never ask your girlfriend how she feels, just say: "Want a hug?" If She hugs you, it means, naw she ain't alright and needs attention, if she doesn't hug you that means she needs space, leave her alone for a couple minutes, don't even try talking, that'll just make things worse.
step 1: have a girlfriend. also. if it was me I know how hard it is to talk about problems. but don't offer a hug all the time. food. it's very efficient
all women are different, including myself. some are hard to get, some have an addiction to an anime character who wouldn't even choose her If he was real but screw it, and some are tall-
Omg, I just love Fluffy so much. The energy that he puts into all his acts and his bits is phenomenal. I truly hope to make it to one of his performances someday 😀
Didn't have me. Fluffy is just too inteligent to make an homophobic joke, be it on purpose or by accident. His dramatic pauses are something else because he gets more than half of the audience.
Mr Iglesias, when can you make it to Orlando (I call it Mouse land 😄). Im a 4 wheeler (paralyzed so use wheelchair) so would have to get tickets in the ‘Special section) hahahahaha. So heads up would be appreciated. Lol. If you can’t, I understand. No problem. You will remain my fav.❣️❣️❣️. Your ability to bring clean laughter is more of a gift and I hope you realize that and I think you do. GOD BLESS you, your family and your loved ones that make it possible to do your job❣️ Keep it coming brother. 😃🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love that you are hilarious without the vulgar words. See peeps!! It IS POSSIBLE!!! FLUFFY DOES IT PERFECTLY. 😃💜💜❤️
Then you have a good woman, feel lucky. Me, for having a decent answer, I have to study her body language to understand where she wanna go eat, and it's usually a place where they take too much time to make food, and when food arrive looks like it's just a strawberry with some cream on it
Dude. Keep her. Thats a rare species of female. Better keep her sound and safe and happy or else, the rest of the men that arent as lucky as you are ala KKK and prosecute you.
Fluffy, I absolutely love your comedy. You are uproariously funny just talking about life and life experiences from a Mexican American point of view, without being filthy or crude. You seem like a genuinely good person. Most of your stories apply across all nationalities and cultures.
Fuuuuuuck dude id totally turn gay if it meant not being in debt. Im a simple bitch with simple needs. I dont need no diamond ring or fancy car. So long as they dont look like golem from lord of the ring ill fuckin rock their world.
I would be glad if I'm a lesbian, because my girlfriend is the person who understands me the most... She said the same thing to me. Too bad we're not lesbians...
oh, good tip: if you're asked this question and don't know where to eat, have them name 5 places where they wanna eat. from there, choose 3 places out of the 5 that sound good. then, your partner chooses one out of the three. you get your options, but it doesn't feel like you have to choose. problem solved.
If they say “idk” the first time, set the types of food to a number system (fast food= 1, mexican food 2, etc) then have them pick a number between 1-10. Oorrrr make it interesting and dont tell em the 1-10 scale, and set it as 1-1000.
I love how Fluffy is never mean-spirited! He talks about gays and about black people and white people and other countries and cultures, and is completely hilarious without ever putting them down. His set about performing in the Arab world was beautiful.
This is how we pick our dinner place between me and my husband. One will start with picking 5 places, the other will choose 3 from the 5. Then it goes back to the 1st person to pick 1 from the 3. It's working okay so far. (and FYI, my husband is the one who can't decide on where to go but at the same time don't usually like my choice LOL)
Your Skin isn't A Paper , Don't Cut it Your Face isn't A Mask, Don't Cover it Your Body isn't A Book, Don't Judge it Your Life isn't A Movie, Don't End it
I have asked what my mother wanted to eat. She was like "Pick something" and I was like "Idc where we go" and she's like "Well, I kinda want a burger. But, you pick?" I'm like "-Inhales and exhales- Ok. What do you not want to eat?
@@wrestlinghe2638 I either suggest a place or wait for him to suggest a place. I usually prefer going to places he suggest because we have the same taste in things 🤔 we have never argued about going to places to eat though 😂
Random guy: “FLUFFY I LOVE YOU!” Fluffy: “you got a Lexus?”
@@HaxionChannel that is what im quoting
Haxion no the special is on netflix
Yea maybe still have Lexus
Hey sit down mahu!
FINALLY A FLUFFY MEME
"Where would you like to eat?"
The conversation that follows is 150% my dad to my mom. She'll never bother to pick a place cause she thinks it's annoying to do it after being the main dinner cook, but she'll shoot down literally every single option and be surprised we can't think of something.
I believe this is every damn relationship in the world tbh. Woman want you to be assertive but only with what THEY want at that moment in time.
UltimaKeyMaster me
Relationships are funny like this because me and my girlfriend were driving down the street and I said I'm hungry. And I asked her. What do you want to eat? She said whatever you want to eat. Me screaming inside of my head How about Italian? Didn't we have Italian and on Sunday? Okay, how about Chinese? I don't know Chinese food gives me gas. F*** it. We're going to McDonald's.i don't like big Mac's . Story of my life 😁😁
@@killerclone1786 I'm glad I'm not the cook because I have no issues when it comes to my boyfriend and I choosing a place to eat. He's the one who makes food and when we go out to eat, there's only one place we always want to go to. But the "how do you feel?" or "how was your day?" question, I usually don't give a straight answer because he asks me that every day. I appreciate that he does and sometimes I just reply with a sound to make him guess because he knows me that well.
But my mother does that to my stepfather. 🤣🤣🤣
I will say though that the one thing we always bicker about is directions when driving or not asking the staff at Costco or any other store where a certain item is. We'll go back and forth about how we should ask what we're looking for because we've been here for half an hour and probably passed it.
"No, baby, we can find it ourselves, we don't need to bother them or ask for help."
"Hun, we've been here for almost an hour. I'm going to go ask-"
"NO! I CAN FIND IT!"
"Good luck with that."
@@nohemi6899 that's every guy just about we seem to be wired to hate asking directions even if it takes an additional 30 minutes to figure out where it is exactly
“Bebé, you hungry?” “Well... Ihaven’teatenyetsoIprobablyshouldeatsomethingbutI’mnotfeelingitrightnowbutifIdon’teatrightnowyouknowhowI’mgonnagetlatersoIguessit’sprobablyagoodideaifIstarteatingrightnowbutitreallydependsontheoptions. What do you think?” “AHHHHHHHHH!!!” Most relatable thing ever!
ahhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhh! I can't read n-n-no more!
Ever heard of punctuation????
Jonathan Rogers that was the point of the comment. The lack of punctuation and spaces displays the rapidness that the rant is.
It's like playing Jenga with Tetris blocks in the dark.
Imma start yelling
“IT WOULD BE EFFICIENT”
at the end of certain sentences
SERIA EFICIENTE!!!
I already do. Love me some Fluffy, but I don't have a Lexus =(
French dudes: CE SERAIT EFFICACE!!!
Go for it. It would be amuseing.
So like I'm watching this with my wife right? And she keeps saying "Stop pointing at me!"
😂
Dear Lord haha
I had a similar exchange.
My husband AND his mother pointed at me. I can't even be mad though 🤣
Tell her that we here on the internet said "There's a reason he's pointing at you!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was me a decade ago. I got better at communicating with my husband
😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m a honest hoe”
I’ve never related more.
Same brooo fluffy just hits too close to home
Who else is spendin time with fluffy on Valentine's Day alone
Julie Sanchez haha 😂 you aren’t alone
The only day of the year where you hope a mr gay guy with a lexus key in his right hand is waiting you outside your house while you cry inside because you are alone
Alone and at work
Alone and with an 8ball of some fire yay and a bag of Hershey's kisses watching ron white and fluffy videos.. 😁😁. I'm pretty fucking content with life tho
Julie Sanchez me
"How are we gonna do this? Heads or tails?"
MY GOD! Why have I never thought of that? If in the future I end up having a gay relationship that is some PERFECT knowledge right there. No more arguing about whose time it is. Just flip a coin and get to it.
Fluffy you god damn genius.
lol!
“Let’s go to Burger King” Gabriel calmly said to his partner.
“NOOO! WHY BURGER KING?! BURGER KING GIVES ME CHORRO!!!” His partner *sweetly* and *quietly* replied.
Dumbledore calmly asked
@@cloudofthinking4976 Harry! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?!
Never ask your girlfriend how she feels, just say: "Want a hug?" If She hugs you, it means, naw she ain't alright and needs attention, if she doesn't hug you that means she needs space, leave her alone for a couple minutes, don't even try talking, that'll just make things worse.
NGL you need explosives training to handle some women while others its like being with the bros.
@@johngrave5554 yeah, not all women are the same.
step 1: have a girlfriend.
also. if it was me I know how hard it is to talk about problems. but don't offer a hug all the time. food. it's very efficient
This nigga just released critical information
all women are different, including myself. some are hard to get, some have an addiction to an anime character who wouldn't even choose her If he was real but screw it, and some are tall-
Everyone could tell what is up when fluffy said "listen" with that voice 😂
Omg, I just love Fluffy so much. The energy that he puts into all his acts and his bits is phenomenal. I truly hope to make it to one of his performances someday 😀
As a gay man in a relationship of 2+ years, i can honestly say, yes, our conversations are indeed that efficient.
Happy Valentine's day everyone, hope you spend the day happily with the people you care about!
@@billperron2 Dude, can you not? This way of promoting your videos on someone else's channel like this is wrong, and disrespectful. You need to stop.
i am. im here watching fluffy aren't i xD
So basically alone
Yeah spending with my hands✊✊
well not people I guess just my 4 pets
"how u wanna do this ? heads or tails ?" one of the best...
Well it can be simple by just asking top or bottom most of the gay guys do this !
I lost at "Head or tails" 🙏🙏
"love has no boundaries" I wouldn't say that dudes. that's how you end up on the watch list of the feds
No shit Fluffy you nailed that one EXACTLY right. Great job brother.
“Listen hhhhhhh”. 😂 I was dying
I was never more disgusted and offended
By the fact that I was not gay
Had us in the first half not gonna lie....
I was like
Fluffy No!
Then
Fluffy YES!
Didn't have me. Fluffy is just too inteligent to make an homophobic joke, be it on purpose or by accident. His dramatic pauses are something else because he gets more than half of the audience.
Fluffy, meeting you is on my bucket list. I hope I make it long enough. You're amazing.
the truth has never been more hilariously spoken
I had to cut it off! I felt like I Was listening to my wife!!!! Lmao
Same lol
Maybe just pick another wife ;) not all women are like that
Mr Iglesias,
when can you make it to Orlando (I call it Mouse land 😄). Im a 4 wheeler (paralyzed so use wheelchair) so would have to get tickets in the ‘Special section) hahahahaha. So heads up would be appreciated. Lol.
If you can’t, I understand. No problem. You will remain my fav.❣️❣️❣️. Your ability to bring clean laughter is more of a gift and I hope you realize that and I think you do. GOD BLESS you, your family and your loved ones that make it possible to do your job❣️
Keep it coming brother. 😃🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love that you are hilarious without the vulgar words. See peeps!! It IS POSSIBLE!!! FLUFFY DOES IT PERFECTLY. 😃💜💜❤️
GABRIEL IGLESIAS IS THE FUNNIEST MAN EVER #TRUTH
Lucky for me my girl is too shy to be like this, and she tells me what she likes or where she wants to go.
Then you have a good woman, feel lucky.
Me, for having a decent answer, I have to study her body language to understand where she wanna go eat, and it's usually a place where they take too much time to make food, and when food arrive looks like it's just a strawberry with some cream on it
@@InnerEagle anything you do for love 😂
Congratz, thats a keeper sir!
Or that's not a girl hmmmmm....
Dude. Keep her.
Thats a rare species of female. Better keep her sound and safe and happy or else, the rest of the men that arent as lucky as you are ala KKK and prosecute you.
How do you want to do this?
Heads or Tails...
😂😂😂
That moment when you think just for one moment that switching teams sounds so much better than dealing with the same crap over and over again.
His expressions and his voice modulation is soo efficient, he tells things with bhaavasaaram.
Fluffy, I absolutely love your comedy. You are uproariously funny just talking about life and life experiences from a Mexican American point of view, without being filthy or crude. You seem like a genuinely good person. Most of your stories apply across all nationalities and cultures.
I got offered the same things, and I have the same reactions, the same disgust as to why I wasn't gay. My life would be so much more happier.
I misread the first tine: I thought you said "My WIFE would be so much..." Its pretty funny either way, I suppose.
Fuuuuuuck dude id totally turn gay if it meant not being in debt. Im a simple bitch with simple needs. I dont need no diamond ring or fancy car. So long as they dont look like golem from lord of the ring ill fuckin rock their world.
@@gothic_ace2037 lol
Me too. I would be glad if I'm gay.
I would be glad if I'm a lesbian, because my girlfriend is the person who understands me the most... She said the same thing to me. Too bad we're not lesbians...
Roses are dead
Love is fake
Weddings are basically
Funerals with cake.
Rick Sanchez
I turned myself into a pickle and
If Rick was taking the time to be a poet, this is exactly what he would say. He even could have said it during Birdman's wedding!
Wow ...
Damm 😅😅
@@jonanderson4474 funniest thing I have ever seen
You are a good son, Gabriel, for taking your mom to Vincent's concert. Love your comedy. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
We love you Fluffy!!! Well only some people THAT way. Thank you for everything!!!
Single's Day for me
Kaushal Negi mere liye bhi yaar
Aur mere liye bhi
Fluffy your videos really make me laugh every time bro even I am in a sad situation
Señor Leche #6. Accepted at the Vatican. th-cam.com/video/yb7O3fXCTqg/w-d-xo.html
This old clip saved me from feeling the singles Valentine's Day feelings
I'm just glad we have these videos, they honestly get me through 2020.
oh, good tip: if you're asked this question and don't know where to eat, have them name 5 places where they wanna eat. from there, choose 3 places out of the 5 that sound good. then, your partner chooses one out of the three. you get your options, but it doesn't feel like you have to choose. problem solved.
Damn straight
If they say “idk” the first time, set the types of food to a number system (fast food= 1, mexican food 2, etc) then have them pick a number between 1-10. Oorrrr make it interesting and dont tell em the 1-10 scale, and set it as 1-1000.
Ultimately using advanced calculus to solve basic math problems
"Burger King gives me chorro!!" 🤣😂
3:54 Yoo, this looks like an Ielts Exam, Listening Part 😂😂😂
"Finally, finally, someone wants to take care of me!"
This guy is great.
Quito-Ecuador
2020
I've never laugh so hard in my entire life. Thanks Fluffy ...
fluffy looks buffy
you hungry - yea
where you wanna eat - M
how you feel - good
4:24🤣🤣🤣 I had to share the video with my husband. It's so me!🤣🤣🤣
He took “I’m not gay, but 20$ is 20$” to a whole new level
Happy Valentines Day 2020!
Thanks nigga
Jaime yo yo to chill im not a ni99a do u even have the pass!
I just died laughing, tomorrow is my funeral and y'all are invited to eat pasteles, empanadas and arepas rellenas
Comedians have the best memories
A very appropriate highlight for Valentine’s day. Lol
Wow the level of efficiency has reached the top roof
And so the transformation begins
Me: *gay*
Fluffy: *Wanting to be gay*
Me: let me show you how to be gay-
LoL 🤣🤣🤣 have a great life but I am not gay and I respect all of type person if he not evil ,bastard son of b.tch
Bro you guys made me laugh so hard
“How do you want to do this? Heads or tails?” OMIGOD THAT BROKE ME
This made me lose it! And my gf is now looking funny at me! :))
This video made me question my choice in comedy, my choices in past partners (lucky with my current) and my choices in sexuality
Bebé 🤣
That's a cute word Bebé 🤣👍🏼
4:06
Baby:It depends on the options what do you think?
Fluffy:Ahhhhhhh
I literally spilled my coffee at the last minute🤣
Just ask “Guess where I’m taking you to eat??” and the first place mentioned, that’s where you go.
Done. Mission Accomplished 👌🏽
When my gf (I'm female btw) asks where I want to eat, I always say choose 2-3 places and I'll pick one. Works out very well
Amazing 🤩. FLUFF, You’re ripping it man 👀👁😎👓🥸😽🤐🤩👀👀👁👁🌈
You are the BEST !!😃😀🤣👏👏👏👏🤩
I hope he does this story while in my home town, cause I Go though the same thing!
I just watched this one yesterday on Netflix
Same lol
Ohh mann.. I still can't stop Laughing even finishing the video ... Mr.. gabriel is hilarious 🤣 I wanna attend his program some day.
3:50 Man that is the honest truth and then the part about how the conversation goes with a guy is the truth too.
This is the best!! ❤️🔥😂😂😂
Me and my class with my teacher in school were talking about the lesbian brides in Ireland.
Good god, I never realized I was low maintenance until this. As long as it has meat and starch i'm happy. Ask me how i'm feeling? I'll tell you.
Sometimes a straight answer can make up for a hellish day
@@dubstepilluminati1823 Better than beating around the bush.
Will you marry me?
@@robertschmidt7879 It depends. WHO are you?
I wish I could go to one your shows! I’ve been having a rough time and your jokes really light up my day
I love how Fluffy is never mean-spirited! He talks about gays and about black people and white people and other countries and cultures, and is completely hilarious without ever putting them down. His set about performing in the Arab world was beautiful.
Love as no boundaries! So true 😉
4:08 My reaction exactly
Preach 👏🤯🙃😜
Love and chocolate cake from the Left Coast
ayeee H -town in the house!!
Who is he kidding? If we was gay, he would be with nobody else but Martin
Fully really out here sayin' "I ain't gay, but $20 is $20"
God thank you 🙏 you are the greatest King King king!😂😭😅😜😝😃😱🤣😛😬👍😉
This is how we pick our dinner place between me and my husband. One will start with picking 5 places, the other will choose 3 from the 5. Then it goes back to the 1st person to pick 1 from the 3. It's working okay so far.
(and FYI, my husband is the one who can't decide on where to go but at the same time don't usually like my choice LOL)
My dad is like that too... He can never decide and always late...
Your Skin isn't A Paper , Don't Cut it
Your Face isn't A Mask, Don't Cover it
Your Body isn't A Book, Don't Judge it
Your Life isn't A Movie, Don't End it
I like this one
But the liquor the liquor calls randy it speaks to me
I love this.
Thank you!
Mr. LEXUS to fluffy at burger king. "are u eating it or are u EATING it"
Go to God and Jesus i promise it’s never to late
Manny from modern family is all grown up, damn
Does anyone get despicable me vibes when he screamed it would be efficient
you know what else gives chorro...TACO BELL!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fluffy: "How do you want to do this, heads or tails?"
Mr. Lexus: "I want both~"
I have asked what my mother wanted to eat. She was like "Pick something" and I was like "Idc where we go" and she's like "Well, I kinda want a burger. But, you pick?"
I'm like "-Inhales and exhales- Ok. What do you not want to eat?
I have a feeling i might be a guy in a woman's body
Because the way my husband and i talk are like 2 men talking 😅
No confusions
Only direct answers 😌
So when he asks where you want to eat you respond?
@@wrestlinghe2638 I either suggest a place or wait for him to suggest a place. I usually prefer going to places he suggest because we have the same taste in things 🤔 we have never argued about going to places to eat though 😂
@@ZombieLeo94 that's cool
that shit made me laugh so hard
There are boundaries fluffy, many I will never cross!
I felt horrible saying no to this guy!🤣🤣🤣
IT WOULD BE EFFICIENT!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did gabe break up with his GF or somin?
No, I don't think so. Pretty sure he would've said something.....
Yes, back in Oct 2019
@JasonX 117 Saw it on an interview he did recently. Look it up. I was shocked too!
@@ksmith4012 what interview? I must've missed it....
@@Glaceon42 KLAQ.com, Tan France gave Gabriel an antifluffy makeover. (Netflix is not funny) is the utube channel
I hope fluffy likes tacos as much as we did .. We made a song about em i hope u hear it sometime search tacos DASnoopi much love fluffy
He makes a excellent point
"How do you want to do this, Heads or Tails?!" OML IM DIEING 🤣🤣🤣o(*≧▽≦)ツ
Damn baby!!! I will pretend to be a gay guy for that kinda cash! Take care be for tha team Fluffy😋🤪🤣
COVID must have killed a big part of this tour.... Sorry Fluffy. 2020 sucks for all of us.
This wasn't 2020
@@robertcook7152 He's talking about the bit at the end that list the tour date for 2020.