My oldest son accidentally farted at school just before class started. He was sitting next to a really cute girl and he couldn’t hold it in any longer. She was a senior and he was a sophomore. At first she was appalled until he said…..did you just hear that barking spider? Then she lost it and his line saved him.
@@GooseGumlizzard no! 😅 My kid heard that from an old uncle of mine who used to say things like chocolate milk would put hair on his chest and he’d say birch instead of belch and tried to get you pull his finger and would give us a quarter for ice cream.
The ones that get me are the regular bassy farts followed by an ascending pitch outro. Those kill me. I'm in tears. Farts the one thing we all have in common, them things are funny as hell, the more solemn and reverent the place the more hilarious it is. Imagine one of those bass blasters going off in a place like Saint Patrick's Cathedral. The reverb on that would be epic.
@@VinnyVenndetta I’m totally messing with you. I bet that was funny though. 😂 One time our Old English Sheepdog farted so loud that she woke herself up from her slumber. 😂😂😂😂
Many years ago I was working a job site out on a farm and the home owner had an lp gas tank. His son was leaning against it and let one rip. It was louder and echoed more than the submarine fart. Has to be the most epic fart I’ve ever heard.😊
Kelsey Grammer knew exactly what and who it was, and the look on his face🤣🤣. I never laughed so hard before from a movie. The echo, sounded like he was against the wall of the sub too. 😂
That one broke me!! Candle...had to,pause the video... Then, the bird, wallpaper, & that whole scene just broke me! I'm still laughing as I'm trying to type this... Typing while laughing is harder than it looks....
My late husband produced the smelliest fart ever. We were asleep. It was so pungent it woke me up…first I covered my nose with the sheets. It just seemed to get smellier so put a lavender eye mask on my nose. Still it was a powerful odor so I stuck my head sorta off my side of the bed close to the fan I always have on my nightstand. I finally dozed off again. My husband thought it had been me until he tooted in the kitchen while making coffee.
My son, and my daughter (especially her), they sound like a couple of Peterbuilt Jake breaks coming down Colorado's Wolf Creek Pass! I thought I was the king of the hill, until they knocked me off!
Man at that 2:10 sneeze I completely lost it ! His face/reaction were so glorious ! Thanks for almost killing me, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 🤣🤣🤣
I once, many decades ago when I was a kid in school, dropped a perfectly timed fart against the wooden pew, firing off a nice loud one just as the priest uttered "And the Lord said". All the other kids and more than one teacher snickered or outright laughed.
the white chicks and down periscope scene are my favorites. I went to the bathroom that loud and prolonged like in white chicks. Everybody heard. It would not stop.
I'm a 48 year old that laughs at the same stuff that an 8 year old thinks is funny! Crack a rat and act all normal. My ex-wife and I used to call it "Blowin Ass"
I was on one end of the couch and the wifey was on the other and the cat was sleeping between us. I let a SBD ( silent but deadly) fart, it woke up the cat he started sniffing around when he got up to me he took a big sniff turned around and tried to bury me.
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My oldest son accidentally farted at school just before class started. He was sitting next to a really cute girl and he couldn’t hold it in any longer. She was a senior and he was a sophomore. At first she was appalled until he said…..did you just hear that barking spider? Then she lost it and his line saved him.
That’s great!!! 😂😂😂
I accidentally farted at church just as we all bowed our heads for a moment of silence
I once farted so loud in a restaurant and I said did somebody step on a duck which is great cause the restaurant cooks ducks but I ate the chicken XD
Is your son 70 years old?
@@GooseGumlizzard no! 😅 My kid heard that from an old uncle of mine who used to say things like chocolate milk would put hair on his chest and he’d say birch instead of belch and tried to get you pull his finger and would give us a quarter for ice cream.
When that girl sneezed and painted the bathroom wall ,I just lost it !!!!!
That was a horrible snart lol XD
Peelin tile
That was a shart!
Spray-painted the bathroom wall.
@@stevenv2190 a Snart
The ones that get me are the regular bassy farts followed by an ascending pitch outro. Those kill me. I'm in tears. Farts the one thing we all have in common, them things are funny as hell, the more solemn and reverent the place the more hilarious it is. Imagine one of those bass blasters going off in a place like Saint Patrick's Cathedral. The reverb on that would be epic.
The Ascending part, I call it "The Tail!"😂😂
Loud farts in a Catholic church are the worst, especially when they go rattling off those wooden pews!
The down periscope fart will always be my favorite. Farting in confined spaces
They should've used the original cut instead of dragging it out and modifying it. The original scene was better than this version
0:49 he acted like trump
3:03 best
@@roberttucker8129 I thought the bit where they all had to smell it in sequence was the best part of the gag...
He'll, yeah!
I don't know why farts are so funny, they just are.
Yep
I told my boyfriend that this girl thinks farts are fun and funny
I don't know either, @howardoller443!
Their funny until you smell it, then you get pissed.
They make me hysterical…..still and I’m over 65!!
Having been on Submarines, I know that if you light one off in engineering, you can gag the bow compartment
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Can't believe that they left out Blazing Saddles. Best fart sequence in a movie
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When I was little, I only watched blazing saddles just for that fart scene
The Man had a funny scene too
Blazing Saddles
History of the World Part I
Van Wilder
That, and one of the first fart scenes in history
Hear something?
Yeah.....almost sounded like an explosion
Farts are an art form in my household and my dad is the king of us all. 🤔😁
Not to mention Caveman, Detroit Rock City, Santa Clause 1+ 2, and Police Academy 4 and 5. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My co-workers are trying to figure out what I’m laughing at 🤣
Thanks for watching! And first comment too!!!
My wife said that she wanted to heat thing up between us in the bed. So, I farted underneath the blanket. 🤪
@@Denis468 I believe that is referred to as the "Dutch Oven"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I uncorked one accidentally at a funeral , while walking to the podium to speak . I did a 180 , and walked out of church .
😂😂 priceless. I’m sure you lifted some spirits that day.
So did it turn into a group funeral? 😉💨
😂😂😂
Did one during a job interview! Never got the job!😂😂😂
Nutty Professor II. Sherman farts in space. A woman does it towards the end of the movie too. Lol. 😆
The Super hero movie scene is one of my all time favorites😂😂😂😂😂😂
The constant intERUPTions and then the candle fire to add the cherry on top.
The wafting of the hair and burning eyes had me rolling and then he brought out the candle! I’m dead!
Once i farted loudly at the backyard. It was that loud that it scared all the nearby birds
Wow! Poor little birds. 😳😂😂😂
@@amiejohnston2842 well I didn't mean to do it
@@VinnyVenndetta I’m totally messing with you. I bet that was funny though. 😂 One time our Old English Sheepdog farted so loud that she woke herself up from her slumber. 😂😂😂😂
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I remembered this one family guy cutaway when Peter got stunned by his fart
"Oh, did somebody step on a duck?" That will always be a favorite! 😉
That Love Stinks scene was sent to me a long time ago as a gag and I had no idea it was from a movie at the time. 😂
Let's hear it for the cropdust 😂😂😂
Many years ago I was working a job site out on a farm and the home owner had an lp gas tank. His son was leaning against it and let one rip. It was louder and echoed more than the submarine fart. Has to be the most epic fart I’ve ever heard.😊
I think everyone has at least one funny fart story.
Kelsey Grammer knew exactly what and who it was, and the look on his face🤣🤣. I never laughed so hard before from a movie. The echo, sounded like he was against the wall of the sub too. 😂
The best thing about poop humor is the post poop fart. I always laugh so hard at that.
In my opinion, it's the fart that happens BEFORE the poop that's underrated. That one you've gotta look out for. That one can kill.
The American pie one was always funny af😂
My grandpa use to say the Did Someone Step on a Duck? line when he cut one 😊
😂 I ask my grandson if he shot a duck when he farts.
Caddy shack
When she farts and shits on the shower wall that broke me 😂😂😂😂
That movie didn't do great at the box office but that scene is classic!
Hall Pass, lmao.
@@VanillaWahlberg that scene was great. The facial expression by Jason Sudeikis!
My cat farted on my lap,she jumped off because I was laughing so loud!
Damn … this is better than watching the Super Bowl…😂😂😂
😂😂
This is the real Super Bowl!
I just farted while watching this.
Legendary status achieved!!!
Good job
10:54
1. Take that Heartwarming Conversation some place else
2. DO NOT PLACE CANDLE IN THE LINE OF FIRE!!!!!!
That one broke me!! Candle...had to,pause the video...
Then, the bird, wallpaper, & that whole scene just broke me! I'm still laughing as I'm trying to type this...
Typing while laughing is harder than it looks....
That Love Stinks one had me dying, "ohhhh goodness!!!!" 🤣🤣
You ever laugh so much it feels like you're crying?! I died laughing throughout this whole video! 🤣🤣🤣
I never laughed that hard in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol. My favorites were Down Periscope, Super Hero movie, and White Chicks fart scenes.
White Chicks he was actually have diarrhea because he can't have dairy and ate some by accident XD
Man!👋🤣👍Rodney Dangerfield in caddyshack! Freaking hilarious!😂👍
That guys fart in the submarine sounded like a helicopter 😂
Poor birdie!!!! 😂
I farted in the library and blame it on my wife.
That's the only reason I got married.
“Did you just soil yourself?!”
Maybe, it did sound a little wet didn’t it right at the end, ooh
@@Kayden-8108Smells like carrots and throw up!
I absolutely lost it at love stinks 😂 and laughed so hard that i actually farted myself 😂😂
I've had some nights like that myself. At least I sleep alone.
@cgraham6 for me it's usually every night 😂
That Pup was in PAIN! I wouldn't be surprised if that howl from the pup was the pup saying "SETH! STOP IT! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!"
@FrankWolenczak I'm sure that the pup is fine
1:08 That analysis 😂😂😂
the Austin Powers series of films are some of my favourites
AHM DED SEXEH! LUUK AT MAH SEXEH BODAYY!
My late husband produced the smelliest fart ever. We were asleep. It was so pungent it woke me up…first I covered my nose with the sheets. It just seemed to get smellier so put a lavender eye mask on my nose. Still it was a powerful odor so I stuck my head sorta off my side of the bed close to the fan I always have on my nightstand. I finally dozed off again.
My husband thought it had been me until he tooted in the kitchen while making coffee.
My son, and my daughter (especially her), they sound like a couple of Peterbuilt Jake breaks coming down Colorado's Wolf Creek Pass! I thought I was the king of the hill, until they knocked me off!
I don't know what it is but when I need a really good laugh I will watch something like this and literally laugh so hard tears are flowing 😂 🤣
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I'm dying over here. Oh my word. Im laughing so hard!
SNL did a hilarious skit with Hugh Laurie about ghost hunters and he farts😂
I laughed so hard I farted. Shit, man, flatulence is hilarious!
The world now makes total sense!
Man at that 2:10 sneeze I completely lost it ! His face/reaction were so glorious ! Thanks for almost killing me, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 🤣🤣🤣
That little smirk on his face LOL!
Love stinks is the best one
I accidentally let out a silent fart on a small bus shuttle once. Had to keep my mouth shut while trying not to laugh
Min.13...wat heb ji lacht...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you.... I haven't laughed so much in years......... I'm 66 😂
Never gets old.
Lol I’m not one of those ew gross women I laugh so hard
No reason to hold in a fart, unless it comes with something else.
😂😂😂😂 true
Indeed
Never hold in a fart; it'll get to your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from
@@artturner2054 XD
If it does, you have "gambled and lost."
Thankyou soooooooooooooooooo much for putting these together! I had an eye-watering howl over these! You cannot beat toilet humour!!😅😂
Just found Love Stinks clip the other day & can’t stop watching after it came up on my recommendations
The best is when you wake yourself up with a fart
The teacher @ 9:55 was the original voice of Yoda. Frank Oz.
It's 4:30am , I just woke the hole house up with my uncontrollable laughter, thanks this was holesome lol
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One time my ex farted so loud and hard he scared the cat so bad she jumped and flipped in the air 😂😂😂😂
Oh no poor kitty
Best movie fart ever: Escanaba In Da Moonlight.
Several people have mentioned that one!
I once, many decades ago when I was a kid in school, dropped a perfectly timed fart against the wooden pew, firing off a nice loud one just as the priest uttered "And the Lord said". All the other kids and more than one teacher snickered or outright laughed.
These people need to check their pants.
2:28 she’s really holding in her laughter 😂
Love stinks. And click and the man and super hero movie and spies like us will be my favorite 5 movie farts scenes
Welcome 3:00 to Jurassic Fart
2:07 🤔 So thats how public bathrooms get that way.
It did sound a little wet didnt it right at the end 😂😂😂😂
Now I know where the phrase “potty mouth” comes from😂😂😂😂
That bathroom scene from white chicks always makes me laugh 😂😂
Where is Hollywood Knights with Newbomb singing "Volare"?
Forgot blazzing saddles. 😂
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Farts are absolutely funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Agreed!
I have a gift, I can fart over 100 decibels, I can be heard streets away, I’m sure I make my neighbours laugh tears😌
Definitely with them eating beans
The dog and cat both jumped off the bed saying you’re nastyyy😂😂
Everyone of us that ate at the galley camp Lemonier 😂😂 @4:38
You know it's bad when the dogs run for it.
I love the Wilhelm fart, it's better than the scream
Me being in my mid twenties: *still watches a fifteen minute fart video* lol this was great!
The tampons in the Nose! I wish I had thought of that a few times
8:31 Is the winner! 🤣😷☠
Yeah i definiteley agree to that. But can someone tell me what movie this is?
Eh, cropdusting rules!😂😂😂
My son said at school someone use to fart like a hippopotamus
Even though you don't hear it, the fart scene in Rain Man (in the phone booth, remember those?) is really funny.
the white chicks and down periscope scene are my favorites. I went to the bathroom that loud and prolonged like in white chicks. Everybody heard. It would not stop.
Larry the Cable Guy had some good ones
"Owwww ma tetehhs!!!"
"YER GIVIN' ME A NURRPLE!!!"
XD
Forgot "Blazing Saddles".
This is part two. Blazing Saddles was the first clip in part 1.
@@BixbieMedia Also, the movie, "Scooby Doo" where Scoob and Shaggy do that.
Block of flats not apartment building.
Funny video haha 😂😂😂
caddy shack is the best
HILARIOUS MOVIE FARTS!
I'm a 48 year old that laughs at the same stuff that an 8 year old thinks is funny! Crack a rat and act all normal. My ex-wife and I used to call it "Blowin Ass"
I was on one end of the couch and the wifey was on the other and the cat was sleeping between us.
I let a SBD ( silent but deadly) fart, it woke up the cat he started sniffing around when he got up to me he took a big sniff turned around and tried to bury me.
Big Ballon gas butt lol😅😅
Oh my goodness that's too funny 😂❤
Farts are like children. You can tolerate your own but can’t stand anyone else’s.
I’m sore from laughing. 🤣😂🤣 But how can you have video about movie farts and not have the cowboy camp fart scene from Blazing Saddles?