To anybody scared that you're swallowing a crap ton of spiders. He made a follow-up video on how he couldn't find the origin of the 8 Spiders myth so he just made a cruel joke in the end.
@@Chizypuff that idea actually originates from someone who wanted to prove the same thing lmao. A Snopes article said the origin was a German magazine that wanted to prove how easy it is to make people believe fake things. But the Snopes article was written by "lisa burgit Holst", which is an anagram for "this is a big troll".
@Thyepiccat !¡! I haven't yet no, and I wasn't planning on doing that. So by this comment I give you permission to post on reddit and take the karma and updoots
sonicXrules123 And youre still alive and well, not only that but you got some extra proteins in the process. See, no reason to be afraid of spiders, you killed thousands of them already, without effort.
Grey: "It's the same mistake as thinking Mountain Dew is green because it's in a green bottle." Me, who has never had Mountain Dew in her life and assumed it was green: _"I see."_
@@Asian.Thomas yes. You may eat so many spiders a year in your food and such. Usually peanut butter. But spiders don't crawl in your mouth in your sleep. There's a woman on TH-cam who does research on arachnids and insects and she said the spiders get spooked by the CO2 and wind coming out your mouth so they actually avoid it because the sense it as danger.
Funniest part is even that article doesn't exist. It's actually an article about how easy it is to make fake articles about how easy it is to make fake facts.
+griffin4cats Then someone discovered that article didn't exist and the name of the person who created the article/myth, Lisa Birgit Holst, is actually an anagram for "This is a big troll".
I'm pretty sure the "You swallow at least 8 spiders a year on estimate" myth was made by a journalist who wanted to prove that anything they read in a journal may be false, and used this as a way of proving it, and most people just didn't hear, or didn,t bother to listen to her explanation
I think the 8 spiders thing is just an average. I feed around 56 billion spiders to my little brother every night so I guess if most people swallow no spiders the numbers check out.
I love that you included fan death! When I was taking Korean class we all joked that we should turn on the fan and all pretend to be passed out/dead when the teacher returned! lol
I assumed the using 10% of your brain myth just referred to you consciously using 10% while the other 90% was dedicated to background tasks and other things you don't consciously do.
Partially. It's also down to different parts having different jobs. They all function frequently over the course of any day, but they don't all need to be functioning at full capacity simultaneously at all times. That'd be the equivalent of having a seizure/orgasm/heart-attack/panic-attack/falling-in-love/dreaming/vomiting all at once.
@@UnknownSquid As far as I'm concerned "having a seizure/orgasm/heart-attack/panic-attack/falling-in-love/dreaming/vomiting all at once" just qualifies as a really kinky orgasm.
I honestly don't think you swallow any spiders during your sleep ever unless you sleepwalk and grab them and devour them. Yes spiders may like warmth and humidity but I'm sure they can sense the vibrations and breath. I'm pretty sure they know better than that
Actually, yes. A predator who would want to consume a spider for nourishment would have lungs, things with lungs exhale some amount of carbon dioxide, lizards, birds, humans, whatever. Most insects and arachnids thus have evolved to sense and will avoid high concentrations of carbon dioxide, it makes them run away thinking a hungry mouth is perched over them. There is no way a spider would crawl into your mouth, it would be like asking you to knowingly climb into a loud, violently vibrating wood chipper. That said, they will crawl all over you to get around your room, use your body for heat, bite you for no reason or because you rolled over on them...or to eat your blood. If you live in California like I do you almost certainly have had tiny wolf spiders drink your blood hundreds upon hundreds of times. Those are the quick little black ones who don't make webs, yeah, those eat you.
The spider thing is true. Fun fact: if you somehow swallow less than 8 spiders during the year, the specific amount of spiders needed to fulfill the count will crawl inside your mouth in 1 day.
10. Knew that 9. Knew that 8. Knew that 7. Knew that 6. Recently learned that 5. Knew that (Thanks, Penn & Teller!) 4. Knew that 3. Knew that 2. WTF? 1. o.0 Uh... googling now.
Johnny Appleseed No, I consider myself something of a dullard. I just have to wonder, do significant numbers of people really not know most of this stuff?
Guitcad1 i am sure you'd be surprised. Every time I see something in life or on the internet that makes me think "Damn, nobody could be stupider than that." Someone aims to prove me wrong. LOL
In regards of the whole "bottled water" issue - as a German, tap water can actually become a problem when visiting other countries. Our tap water is so clean and pure that most tourists when visiting, for example, Spain or Italy, drink their local tap water, get diarrhea and similar ailments.
I've read that the fan death came from families not wishing the suicide of a family member to be known in any records. The shame associated with the suicide was/is something doctors were/are sensitive to, and so put the cause of death down as "fan death". I think, if this is the explanation, what probably happened, whilst many probably understood the euphemism, it's a euphemism for suicide, so they weren't inclined to discuss it very much, and then enough people failed to understand the euphemism that timers on fans became a feature, and then when people started asking about the timer, eventually became standard...this is all speculation based on something I read and can't source, but is interesting to think about.
@@unclecreepy7025 Hwang Woo-suk (who faked his cloning research and probably isn't the best example, but is nevertheless accomplished) attributed South Korea's success to their use of metallic chopsticks - which supposedly increases their dexterity over other Asian nations that use wooden chopsticks and Western nations with forks. Basically, the South Koreans are incredibly smart but also a bit superstitious.
For the record; Yes, German uses compound words that can, in theory (as well as legal jargon) become absurdly long. But the fact that they are gramattically correct does not make them any less impractical, so such absurdly long words aren't used. If the only proper word for an object is absurdly long, it's usually shortened or an acronym is used. Example: A semi-trailor truck is called a "Lastkraftwagen" ("powered cargo car") in German. But it is almost exclusively referred to as "Lkw", to the point where most children will use the acronym long before ever finding out what it stands for.
glad I have a cat then, little bugger loves hunting spiders and other bugs that happen to appear in the house. Hopefully my little watch guard stops any from getting to me in my sleep XD
Y'all British people stole everything from the whole world weren't you prepared one of your former colonies would also steal your language? Ok I'm just playing
"bottled water is not better than tap water in functioning countries" >shows america flint Michigan: "i am i joke to you" also here in britland the tap water is orange/brown a few times a year. maybe due to maintenance idk.
In Denmark where i live our water is as far as i have heard cleaner than the water you get in the bottles because they have too go through factories. Also we dont have open water storage like in the US and therefore we dont even add chlorine.
@@tobiasagdrupdrager5583 Same in Switzerland. We are extremely lucky with our water. I actually have to rewire my brain to not just automatically drink from the tap in every other country I go to lol.
He wasn't kidding when he said it's a South Korean specialty. This belief is literally confined to South Korea. As far as I know, it hasn't gained traction anywhere else.
It was made up by a woman named Lisa Holst, who was proving you could make up anything on the internet and people would believe it. It was completely fictional. If spiders were in the habit of crawling into other animals mouths like that, they'd be extinct.
I would not worry so much about how many spiders might crawl into your mouth but more about what else might find that an inviting place to spend the night. Say, for instance a LARGE centipede. OH YES I DO KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING YOU SMUTTY MINDED PERSON YOU!!!
Grey: 8 spiders fall into your mouth. Me: Please tell me this is false! Grey: This is plainly ridiculous. Me: Thank God! Grey: 8 is too low an estimate Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Guys he was joking about the spiders (probably). Spiders are NOT fond of breezy or noisy areas, which is exactly what your mouth is. Don't believe me? Test it for yourself! Jk. Someone already did it for you in a youtube video. They put spiders on their faces and even INSIDE their mouths and they immediately crawled out.
Actually, a recent study done concluded that certain species of arachnids *do* prefer warm and moist areas. Particularly the American brown widow spider.
So does the U.S. - bottled water companies don’t have their water tested by the FDA instead their allowed to do it themselves and submit their own reports... which I’m sure they do... without lying to save costs at all...
Hinkley bottled water is one of the most expensive ones in stores but it is really just water from the municipal water supply of Chicago. That statement is on the bottle but in very small print.
The spider count depends on what you classify as a spider. Dust mites fall under Arachnida the same class as spiders, and pretty much look like microscopic alien spiders. Including dust mites, you probably inhale millions of spiders a year from your pillows, mattress and bed sheets.
Spiders actually don’t love warm and moist places; not to the extent of your mouth anyhow. They actually crawl in there as a loving sacrifice to compensate the ass tons of junk food you eat and keep you at least moderately healthy. Eat your greens, kids. Or the spiders will have to commit sacrifices for you.
Actually America’s public water is in a weird state of no regulation because the fed says it’s up to the states but the states say it has to meet federal guidelines….
1:54 This one is actually true where I live in the US. Here the city officials bribed the health regulators so the city didn't have to replace the outdated water pipes and loose money as a result. Numerous people have gone to the hospital because of lead poisoning, etc. but the city has done nothing. So we always get bottled water or use a Brita filter at least.
David Latham A small suburb of Chicago that's usually overlooked by most people. It has nothing noteworthy about it, so no one really cares what happens here. Not to mention all the city budget goes to the PD, while firemen and municipal workers are laid off.
Scott Krafft Ah, I see. It's interesting how Flint received so much attention last year while your city (and several others across the country) suffer and have been suffering from contaminated for years.
+David Latham It's really bad on my block, however. Since I live on a dead-end street, the water doesn't constantly flow, it just stagnates in the pipe at the end of the block. Not to mention workers safety rules are just plain laughable. The water department (where my dad works) uses trucks so old they don't have good seatbelts or sometimes none at all. So his (now former) boss fell out of a work truck while it was moving and got his spine ground up in the rear wheel well. He lived, but now has permanent brain damage. All because a few guys thought they could bypass safety rules by slipping some cash under the table. Plus they spent $200,000 on a welcome sign but can't afford a $60,000 paycheck for a fireman.
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"Oh thank god I hate the idea of swallowing spi-"
My girlfriend just threw up lol
Yes,yes fall into my trap...
I shall consume my enemy...
Be gentle and don't thrust so far back then...
I have to go to bed after this vid
Chadden, Come on!!! It's just some nice proteins! *Sarcasm processor, online* Good, that's still working.
To anybody scared that you're swallowing a crap ton of spiders. He made a follow-up video on how he couldn't find the origin of the 8 Spiders myth so he just made a cruel joke in the end.
I've heard it was actually stemmed from an intentional lie to show how a misconception like that can spread
I know i am kinda late here but... Lemmino did a video researching the whole spider thing so go check that out
@@Chizypuff that idea actually originates from someone who wanted to prove the same thing lmao.
A Snopes article said the origin was a German magazine that wanted to prove how easy it is to make people believe fake things.
But the Snopes article was written by "lisa burgit Holst", which is an anagram for "this is a big troll".
@@Chizypuff What if what you heard was the intentional lie and you are now spreading it!
people are dumbass. the moment they read the sentence in internet or any media. they tend to believe it.
3:27 the spiders in my country (Australia) are too big to fit in my mouth soooooo
spiders are very flexible don't worry you get your yearly recommended 8+ spiders
@@mralt5419 r/CursedComments
@Thyepiccat !¡! I haven't yet no, and I wasn't planning on doing that. So by this comment I give you permission to post on reddit and take the karma and updoots
chomp
Considering you shoot pests at doorways I’m not surprised you know that
I heard the fan death thing is a way for cops to cover up suicides. Not as in keep the numbers down but to keep the family safe from the stigma.
Fans can kill there is actually famous people who had been liked by a fan.
@@fabiomora6491 Yeah John Lennon was killed by a fan
And Claude Francois was killed by an electric heater
person: stabs them self
police: it was that damn fan
@@paulbarbat1926 Well, a light, but yes. I only looked it up because of this comment. I never heard of Claude Francois before this.
"it's wrong."
"Oh good, I'm glad I don't swallow spi--"
"8 is too low an estimate."
"........FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU--"
sonicXrules123 I was the exact same way. Might use Duct Tape to sleep now.
If they go into your mouth at all, why would they only do so on average once every 45 days? It's definitely either zero or vastly higher than eight.
SuperLuigi Kirby
And I am in the land of NOPE... Australia....
How am I still alive?
WTMortiferum
Somebody else in Australia is eating your alloted average number of spiders.
sonicXrules123 And youre still alive and well, not only that but you got some extra proteins in the process. See, no reason to be afraid of spiders, you killed thousands of them already, without effort.
"Then perhaps you really are using only 10% of your brain"
FUCKING SAVAGE
you got owned by an educational youtuber
that's gotta hurt
That's excatly what i thought
I always thought it was you CANT use 10% of your brain
Ikr!
while we're on the subject what species did the humans evolve from?
Grey: "It's the same mistake as thinking Mountain Dew is green because it's in a green bottle."
Me, who has never had Mountain Dew in her life and assumed it was green: _"I see."_
I thought it was transparent
@Eric Konschuh, I guess it would be translucent
@Eric Konschuh to be coloured and see through is called translucent
"poor it out and u discover uts actually piss yellow"
@@doraemon402
That Sprite.
"8 spiders do not go into your mouth each year"
Ok good-
"Spiders like warm dark places, so 8 is far too low and estimate"
WAIT WHAT
lol
I woke up ones with a spider in my mouth... I will never ever forget that... Did not swallow it tho^^
You that that was a joke right
@@Asian.Thomas yes. You may eat so many spiders a year in your food and such. Usually peanut butter. But spiders don't crawl in your mouth in your sleep. There's a woman on TH-cam who does research on arachnids and insects and she said the spiders get spooked by the CO2 and wind coming out your mouth so they actually avoid it because the sense it as danger.
I heard that too, so you dont to fricking comment it
"Far too low an estimate"!?!?!
+Kevin Zavala I was just thinking like whaaaa!!?
In case any of u can't tell, that was a joke
+Aconserva jones sometimes jokes are true though. idk if this is.
Andrew Robertson Yes, i shortly after writing that comment felt like i needed to know and looked it up. not a thing.
This was actually a myth that a scientist at a university spread because he wanted to see how quickly a myth could spread on the Internet.
Whoever started the spider myth was probably feeding them to his roommate.
I would know, no explanation needed.
Actually, they were doing an article about how easy it is to create false facts and have them spread.
Funniest part is even that article doesn't exist. It's actually an article about how easy it is to make fake articles about how easy it is to make fake facts.
Jonathan Rogers LMAO there's a brand-new C&H skit using that premise
+griffin4cats Then someone discovered that article didn't exist and the name of the person who created the article/myth, Lisa Birgit Holst, is actually an anagram for "This is a big troll".
I'm pretty sure the "You swallow at least 8 spiders a year on estimate" myth was made by a journalist who wanted to prove that anything they read in a journal may be false, and used this as a way of proving it, and most people just didn't hear, or didn,t bother to listen to her explanation
Or it was Boris Johnson, who made things up because he was to lazy to work.
I think the 8 spiders thing is just an average. I feed around 56 billion spiders to my little brother every night so I guess if most people swallow no spiders the numbers check out.
@@amitgalor is your brother spiders georg?
I love that you included fan death! When I was taking Korean class we all joked that we should turn on the fan and all pretend to be passed out/dead when the teacher returned! lol
Translation from german 1:26
Contraceptives
Legal expenses insurance companies
Narcotics Prescription Regulation
Beef labeling monitoring delegation act
I lost my 5 Euros.
Its actually beef labeling regulation & delegation of supervision law
Random stuff mixed lol
@@Likeusb1, nope. It's a real thing.
Just gonna take your word for it
From South Korea, 10/10 can confirm I died from a fan
Holy crap are you okay??
iamtheiconoclast3 no (s)he’s dead
@@drawde_064 fast, call a Necromancer!
do you actually have timers on them tho?
I'm a big fan
You swallow 8 spiders while sleeping: Panic
It's on the list of misconceptions: Kalm
Me talking and heard "far too low an estimate": Panic
think of it as a midnight snack
And extra proteins.
Eh it is not really accurate since not all places even have spiders, It is also an extremely low chance for it to happen still anyway.
3:25 Guess I'm never sleeping again.
"8 spiders a year", to me, that defies common sense. Far too ridiculous. Refuse to believe
@@jorgealexandre4616 no its true i woke up once and there was eh around 5 spiders just hanging out tasted like chicken
I’ve never seen spiders so uhhh
your thinking of it all wrong think of it as a midnight snack
8 is far to low an estimate.... *Evil, echoing laughter in the background*.
Omg ur comment has 911 likes XD
How is there only 1 reply
Two now I guess
Eight bedbugs, maybe :P
"Mountain Dew is really piss-yellow," -CGP Grey
wrr
And then, in the bit about spiders, he says "While urine bed..."
As an Inuit, I believe you mean, pissyellow.
if your piss looks like mountain dew, you have some problems
@@thomasatkinson7319 Are you actually Inuit though?
"So if you think that someone can scoop out 90% of your brain and you'd still be just fine then maybe you only use 10% of it." [Insert Applause Here].
I assumed the using 10% of your brain myth just referred to you consciously using 10% while the other 90% was dedicated to background tasks and other things you don't consciously do.
Partially. It's also down to different parts having different jobs. They all function frequently over the course of any day, but they don't all need to be functioning at full capacity simultaneously at all times. That'd be the equivalent of having a seizure/orgasm/heart-attack/panic-attack/falling-in-love/dreaming/vomiting all at once.
I always assumed it was about "processing" power.
@@UnknownSquid Wait so you guys DON'T do that??
Using 100% of your brain would be like having 10 cases of adhd
@@UnknownSquid As far as I'm concerned "having a seizure/orgasm/heart-attack/panic-attack/falling-in-love/dreaming/vomiting all at once" just qualifies as a really kinky orgasm.
In Soviet Russia, people climb in spider mouth.
lol wut
In America, our spiders have FREEDOM
Dacrete and diabetes
Anthony Rincon And lots of weapons to shut you up with ;)
Dacrete FUCK YEAH, FREEDOM SPIDERS!
Thanks man last one really relieved me
Yeah, only 8?, I need about 20 of those things a DAY
I honestly don't think you swallow any spiders during your sleep ever unless you sleepwalk and grab them and devour them. Yes spiders may like warmth and humidity but I'm sure they can sense the vibrations and breath. I'm pretty sure they know better than that
Actually, yes. A predator who would want to consume a spider for nourishment would have lungs, things with lungs exhale some amount of carbon dioxide, lizards, birds, humans, whatever. Most insects and arachnids thus have evolved to sense and will avoid high concentrations of carbon dioxide, it makes them run away thinking a hungry mouth is perched over them. There is no way a spider would crawl into your mouth, it would be like asking you to knowingly climb into a loud, violently vibrating wood chipper.
That said, they will crawl all over you to get around your room, use your body for heat, bite you for no reason or because you rolled over on them...or to eat your blood. If you live in California like I do you almost certainly have had tiny wolf spiders drink your blood hundreds upon hundreds of times. Those are the quick little black ones who don't make webs, yeah, those eat you.
dude, look up the definition of the word "joke" ;)
+Kenny Earthling wrong, fool
1:08 I died of laughing 😂
It's been 8 years already? Thank you CGP Grey for the many educational laughs.
*that means at least 64 spiders*
@@LunizIsGlacey update: now 80
Wait did he say far too low?!?!?
Yeah that one was proven fake ages ago, it was an experiment to see how easily fake information could be spread....
omg i'm shaking right now
He's joking lol
Last one - get's me every time :)
D:
thanks for turning me into an insomniac with number one!
+Chris Brady it's not obvious, but he was joking with number 1
+PowerLien I don't think he was ^^
emilnyb he was being sarcastic
PowerLien k
+Chris Brady They might not be smart, but spiders do not do mass suicide by jumping into a mouth of a living creature.
"Modern functioning countries have something called health regulations"
>Shows the US flag
Flint, Michigan would like to disagree.
1:56
>Implying Somalia has drinkable water
@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 he did not. Listen again.
@@dawnless852 Or water of any kind.
@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 well...
Wait isn't Somalia like right next to the sea?
@@dawnless852 Sea is filled with pirates though.
The spider thing is true. Fun fact: if you somehow swallow less than 8 spiders during the year, the specific amount of spiders needed to fulfill the count will crawl inside your mouth in 1 day.
10. Knew that
9. Knew that
8. Knew that
7. Knew that
6. Recently learned that
5. Knew that (Thanks, Penn & Teller!)
4. Knew that
3. Knew that
2. WTF?
1. o.0 Uh... googling now.
Wow you are so smart! You must be a genius. you are so cool
Johnny Appleseed Why yes, I am. Thank you for noticing. I try to stay modest but, what can I say? When you're right, you're right.
Johnny Appleseed No, I consider myself something of a dullard. I just have to wonder, do significant numbers of people really not know most of this stuff?
Guitcad1 i am sure you'd be surprised. Every time I see something in life or on the internet that makes me think "Damn, nobody could be stupider than that." Someone aims to prove me wrong. LOL
Guitcad1 it's funny. a lot of smart people think that they're stupid, and a lot of stupid people think they're smart.
"while doubtless some people would benefit from drinking more water and drinking less crap." That's gold.
In regards of the whole "bottled water" issue - as a German, tap water can actually become a problem when visiting other countries. Our tap water is so clean and pure that most tourists when visiting, for example, Spain or Italy, drink their local tap water, get diarrhea and similar ailments.
3:38 I guess I won’t be sleeping ever again…
I'm hungry, I'm going to bed. :)
Lol
same. except I'll go eat and then return to my pc.
in two hours.
same. except I'll go eat and then return to my pc.
in two hours.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
have fun with the spiders
Wait... No please man.. Last one was a joke right?
it was dont worry
Tapash Alister Oh thank god.
dun Dun DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the last one wasn't a joke it's happened to me and I like the taste of spiders
What the fuck is wrong with you?
grey: 8 is far too low an estimate
Satan himself: id just like too say I'm a big fan
When you run out of video ideas so you just rename your old ones
Noticed that too!
@@christopheroconnor4665 Same, saw this in the recommended and thought I missed a vid
I like how no one seems to have noticed the Starcraft buildings on the South-Korea map. Nice one, Grey. 3:05
+Victor Kyrg OMG SO TRUEEEEE
*3:05
+Mikes888 Damn, how did I mess that up? Changed it, thanks.
no problem :)
+Victor Kyrg I paused the video just to see if anyone else noticed. :)
Awesome. :D
"Eight is far too low an estimate."
Laying the groundwork for sequels to this video, I see.
Joke's on you, I have nine cats. Entering my house is suicide for spiders.
Actually, joke's on _you!_ Your cats herd the spiders into your mouth when you're sleeping because they're dicks.
@@RileyIsntDead This caused audible laughter.
3:40 wait hold up-
"8 is far too low an estimate"
Joke's on you. I have insomnia
Wait, is that technically cheating?
Joke's on you actually. The little time you spend sleeping actually has a far denser concentration of spider swallowing
Spiders now target people with insomnia
ever ate warm food? fuck you spiders were in there
@@mralt5419 no u
THAT'S why I always wake up full.
Linky that’s kinda kinky
@@creeperlamoureux .....
;)
@@creeperlamoureux plus points for rhyming with the comment above you
Coming back after 11 years and I still love it ❤😂
That last one made me choke on my cereal, I'll be seeing you in court sir.
I've read that the fan death came from families not wishing the suicide of a family member to be known in any records. The shame associated with the suicide was/is something doctors were/are sensitive to, and so put the cause of death down as "fan death". I think, if this is the explanation, what probably happened, whilst many probably understood the euphemism, it's a euphemism for suicide, so they weren't inclined to discuss it very much, and then enough people failed to understand the euphemism that timers on fans became a feature, and then when people started asking about the timer, eventually became standard...this is all speculation based on something I read and can't source, but is interesting to think about.
That makes more sense than thinking an entire country at the top of the science education ranks thinks fam blades can cut oxygen molecules up.
I also heard that story
@@unclecreepy7025 Hwang Woo-suk (who faked his cloning research and probably isn't the best example, but is nevertheless accomplished) attributed South Korea's success to their use of metallic chopsticks - which supposedly increases their dexterity over other Asian nations that use wooden chopsticks and Western nations with forks. Basically, the South Koreans are incredibly smart but also a bit superstitious.
@Jalan Marshall No, obviously. Just a superstition in the culture (and ultimately most cultures have that to some degree...)
Oooooooooh.. yeah that actualy make some sense.
3:06
those nexus, command center, and hatchery are real landmarks, amd yes, theyre that big, proportional to the map. Trust me, I'm a soutth korean.
seems legit
I am surprised they survived that long without getting Zerg rushed
+bobby ferg of course they arent getting zerg rushed, there isnt even a drone or even a mineral. much less a spawning pool
So could they be seen from space? * wink wink *
I totally missed that shit lol
As a South Korean I'm both impressed and ashamed that fan death made it on the list...many Koreans actually believe it's a real thing
For the record; Yes, German uses compound words that can, in theory (as well as legal jargon) become absurdly long.
But the fact that they are gramattically correct does not make them any less impractical, so such absurdly long words aren't used.
If the only proper word for an object is absurdly long, it's usually shortened or an acronym is used.
Example: A semi-trailor truck is called a "Lastkraftwagen" ("powered cargo car") in German.
But it is almost exclusively referred to as "Lkw", to the point where most children will use the acronym long before ever finding out what it stands for.
"8 is far too low estimate"
Are you trying to ruin my life
anthony Perez its not true.... cgp greys dumb lol
...It's a joke
+PlayOnDesura Its a thing called sarcasm.
@@jamespatterson49 r/woosh
glad I have a cat then, little bugger loves hunting spiders and other bugs that happen to appear in the house. Hopefully my little watch guard stops any from getting to me in my sleep XD
"Then so does every language"
Shows picture of the american flag
Y'all British people stole everything from the whole world weren't you prepared one of your former colonies would also steal your language? Ok I'm just playing
@@williamnjagi2388 no, providing a very good point
Farhan Shaqib and Australian and New Zealand
william njagi how tf do you steal a language
Navajo possibly?
"bottled water is not better than tap water in functioning countries"
>shows america
flint Michigan: "i am i joke to you"
also here in britland the tap water is orange/brown a few times a year. maybe due to maintenance idk.
In my building tap water turns brown/orange every time they have maintainance.
I live in the Emirates.
Wow really? I've never had orange/brown water come out of my tap here, even when they're doing maintenance. That sounds pretty gross.
In Denmark where i live our water is as far as i have heard cleaner than the water you get in the bottles because they have too go through factories. Also we dont have open water storage like in the US and therefore we dont even add chlorine.
@@tobiasagdrupdrager5583 Same in Switzerland. We are extremely lucky with our water. I actually have to rewire my brain to not just automatically drink from the tap in every other country I go to lol.
In my city we have great tap water, in fact my city, Skopje, has the second best tap water in Europe, only behind Vienna.
I realize this video is old but that spider thing at the end left me laughing my ass off... You're a genius.
hey that ''spider'' had 7 legs, I want a refund
+AlucardAnimation Just attach it and email it back to me.
like Hank the septopus
The septopus joke didn't make much sense- IIRC, octopuses grow their legs back when lost.
+CGP Grey
I DON'T CARE THIS WAS MADE 4 YEARS AGO; YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT YOU MEANT FOR #1 AND WHYYYYY WOULD YOU DO SUCH AND EVIL THING AAAAH
+Jessa Shu it was a joke
he tricked us all
;_;
He did make a video on number one.
+Daniel Bostic (Funguyscienceman) Where good sir?!!
+Danny Last *tips fedora
lolsquad *tips two Fedora
This was hilarious, thank you for a great start to my morning
I love the ending of this one. I should have seen it coming, but didn't. Kudos.
Omg! I am scarred for life with that spider thing...
right?!? ahhh
He was just joking, spiders will never crawl into your mouth.
Let's hope so...
Taty Ali No really, check out his follow up video. Looking for Lisa Holst (Re: 10 Misconceptions Rundown).
I was using Blender 3d on my 2nd screen when that spider came up and i shook in terror like a little bitch.
Misconception 11) Tarantulas are a nice pet to show your arachnophobic friends
You should get something bigger.
Goliath Birdeater.
The steam kid Good idea.But where to keep it?
Get a tarantula habitat with no tarantula in it, invite friends over...
"Hey, let me show you Bob he's right... Where did my tarantula go!"
The steam kid
Me: no plea--- AHHHH
"Eight is too low an estimate."
hol up
Dont worry, he was joking. He only joke cuz there is no actual source of the misconception. I will send the link of the video he did when i find it.
It's actually too high
I kinda zoned out and at 3:33 the spider scared the sh!t out of me
Fuck me, that last one caught me off guard.
...I've never even heard of the fan one.
fun fact, more people die per year to fan death than to vaccinations.
or you can use ceiling fan to hang from it
I have actually. I have idea where it came from.
You’re not South Korean, are you?
He wasn't kidding when he said it's a South Korean specialty. This belief is literally confined to South Korea. As far as I know, it hasn't gained traction anywhere else.
"We'll get you for this GG GREEYYYYYY!!!!"
-spiders
Why is this now called "Blood is Blue?"
Probably for the algorithm
Please tell me you were kidding about the spider swallowing. Please?
Sure he was...
it's even more then he said
If it helps you sleep at night.
no its only like 5
Bless you Sam. Bless you lots.
1:16 = the calmest, smartest, coolest roast in history
Eight spiders a year is "far too low an estimate.". Thanks for giving me a whole new catalog of nightmares!
Thanks man for all the upcoming nightmares
Tell me the last one is wrong. PLEASE! TELL ME! IT'S A LIE ISN'T IT? Someone... Please... Tell me.
let me make this clear...ahem.....HUMANS DO NOT SWALLOW SPIDERS IN THEIR SLEEP......clear enough?
It was made up by a woman named Lisa Holst, who was proving you could make up anything on the internet and people would believe it. It was completely fictional. If spiders were in the habit of crawling into other animals mouths like that, they'd be extinct.
Spiders dont exist
Keiser Wolfblitzer Thank you for that! Now I can sleep again!
if spiders dont exist... then what do i see when i go into my basment?
WHAT???????? Far too low??????
haha
+babis8142 It's called sarcasm
+Nahue91Carp what it's not true nooooooooo
nah, its a myth
lol its a joke
We need more parts of this.
I love that this whole video is basically a setup to that one joke at the end
"8 is far too low for an estimate"
I guess.... I'm gonna try and go to sleep now....
The "8 spiders a year" fact has an incredibly interesting history. its actually a complete myth, it's explained really well by Lemino
2:29 I don't understand how people could believe this when you can just shine a flashlight through your fingers and the light will be red.
I guarantee 99.9% of the comment section is about swallowing spiders 😂
Did you notice that Minecraft Creeper near the start.
FAR TOO LOW AN ESTIMATE?? damn you were supposed to reassure me
I would not worry so much about how many spiders might crawl into your mouth but more about what else might find that an inviting place to spend the night. Say, for instance a LARGE centipede.
OH YES I DO KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING YOU SMUTTY MINDED PERSON YOU!!!
Centipenis, don't google it.
Spiders don't really like humans all that much. it was a joke meant to scare you.
Someone made a great video about the origine of the spider story. Its one of my favorite videos ever
Love these videos
Grey: 8 spiders fall into your mouth.
Me: Please tell me this is false!
Grey: This is plainly ridiculous.
Me: Thank God!
Grey: 8 is too low an estimate
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
+TheAwesomeDude Someone made the same exact joke 7 months before you and got 800+ thumbs up. You tried to steal the joke, and got...5.
Guys he was joking about the spiders (probably).
Spiders are NOT fond of breezy or noisy areas, which is exactly what your mouth is. Don't believe me? Test it for yourself!
Jk. Someone already did it for you in a youtube video. They put spiders on their faces and even INSIDE their mouths and they immediately crawled out.
Actually, a recent study done concluded that certain species of arachnids *do* prefer warm and moist areas. Particularly the American brown widow spider.
The Reasonable One yes
I just wanna know who tf put spiders in their mouth
ya but that spider is big@@rns2850
Zacchary Picardal thank god it isn't true
Always enjoyable, thanks.
my heart sunk deep down after hearing the last line of this video...
Fun fact: Canada has tighter health regulations on tap water than on bottled water.
As does Germany.
So does the U.S. - bottled water companies don’t have their water tested by the FDA instead their allowed to do it themselves and submit their own reports... which I’m sure they do... without lying to save costs at all...
as a "fact" it's not "fun" as is, but for it's cynic conclusions
Hinkley bottled water is one of the most expensive ones in stores but it is really just water from the municipal water supply of Chicago. That statement is on the bottle but in very small print.
The spider count depends on what you classify as a spider. Dust mites fall under Arachnida the same class as spiders, and pretty much look like microscopic alien spiders. Including dust mites, you probably inhale millions of spiders a year from your pillows, mattress and bed sheets.
Spiders actually don’t love warm and moist places; not to the extent of your mouth anyhow. They actually crawl in there as a loving sacrifice to compensate the ass tons of junk food you eat and keep you at least moderately healthy. Eat your greens, kids. Or the spiders will have to commit sacrifices for you.
2:34 Did someone forget about lungs?
German Translations:
Schwangerschaftsverhutungsmittel- Oral Contaceptive
Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften- Legal protection insurance companies
Betäubungsmittelverschreibungsverordnung- Narcotics Prescription Regulation
Rindfleischetikettierungüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz- Beef labeling supervision task transfer law
Barry Maguire
Iamsomuchfuckingbetteratthisthenyouarejesuschristareyoueventrying?
Oh god. D: More than 8? But Ima be fat. Better go to the vomitorium to vomit.
I'll bring my horned viking helmet!
Oh, then I bet you could bring home a shield maiden.
Make sure columbus doesnt beat you there
...naked, on a horse
columbus will beat you to india cause you take the way on land instead of over seas, watch out!
That last one terrified me
Thanks for telling me that last one seconds before im going to sleep
*mashes keyboard* makes a German word
Thanks for cracking all those myths. But seriously, you got me on the last one.
Their videos are so addictive 😂👍🏾
Actually America’s public water is in a weird state of no regulation because the fed says it’s up to the states but the states say it has to meet federal guidelines….
1:54 This one is actually true where I live in the US. Here the city officials bribed the health regulators so the city didn't have to replace the outdated water pipes and loose money as a result. Numerous people have gone to the hospital because of lead poisoning, etc. but the city has done nothing. So we always get bottled water or use a Brita filter at least.
Scott Krafft you live in MS or Flint, MI?
David Latham A small suburb of Chicago that's usually overlooked by most people. It has nothing noteworthy about it, so no one really cares what happens here. Not to mention all the city budget goes to the PD, while firemen and municipal workers are laid off.
Scott Krafft Ah, I see. It's interesting how Flint received so much attention last year while your city (and several others across the country) suffer and have been suffering from contaminated for years.
+David Latham It's really bad on my block, however. Since I live on a dead-end street, the water doesn't constantly flow, it just stagnates in the pipe at the end of the block. Not to mention workers safety rules are just plain laughable. The water department (where my dad works) uses trucks so old they don't have good seatbelts or sometimes none at all. So his (now former) boss fell out of a work truck while it was moving and got his spine ground up in the rear wheel well. He lived, but now has permanent brain damage. All because a few guys thought they could bypass safety rules by slipping some cash under the table. Plus they spent $200,000 on a welcome sign but can't afford a $60,000 paycheck for a fireman.
@@scottkrafft6830 this is extremely sad
1:39 I love how you treat American English as a separate language from British English
Thank-you for that last one. I didn't need to ever sleep again anyway 😂
1:31 there are many Inuit and Aleut languages, each with many dialects so it’s not just compound words.