Everything Wrong With Jingle All the Way In 14 Minutes Or Less

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @louismarx8269
    @louismarx8269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    I love how this movie slowly goes insane over its run. It starts out as a semi-realistic family story about a neglectful dad trying to win over his son with the hot toy of the season, has him going to stores and fighting other parents, but then slowly descends into madness with ninja santas, mail-bombs, and reindeer, and then absolutely loses it by having Arnie become a super hero flying around on a jetpack.

    • @arond88
      @arond88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And that’s exactly why it’s the greatest Christmas film to have ever existed.

    • @TinoTheFox
      @TinoTheFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Louis Marx Dude, you hit the nail right on the head.

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@arond88 I don't know about "greatest" but it's enjoyable. 😅

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It feels like the writers and director had a plan then decided eh screw it lets just role with it on set

    • @rafael502
      @rafael502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's freaking great lol, fuck the haters. And heartwarming as well!

  • @TVmaniac947
    @TVmaniac947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    No sin removal for “put that cookie down”?
    Shame

    • @Insanityltself
      @Insanityltself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Take that sin down
      NAAOOOOO!!!

    • @dynomar11
      @dynomar11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's kindergarten cop. Edit: nvm there's just a fat kid eating cookies in kindergarten cop

    • @thomward6890
      @thomward6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      now YOU get a sin for reminding me of the boss baby. some things are out of my control *ding*

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "It's naht a cookie."

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      7 yr olds: *tHaTs A bOsS bAby ReFerEnCE*

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Give a man a jingle, and he'll jingle for a day.
    Teach a man to jingle, and he'll jingle all the way.

    • @bunniesbunniesbunnie
      @bunniesbunniesbunnie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I don't know if you should cheered or exiled

    • @Reishadowen
      @Reishadowen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Okay, you made me chuckle, that's worth a like.

    • @devilfruitenjoyer2930
      @devilfruitenjoyer2930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Poetic grace at its finest

    • @noahlarson1861
      @noahlarson1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nicely done, my friend! 😂🤣😂

    • @predetor911
      @predetor911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bravo 👏🏼 Well Done 👍🏽

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "How can you NOT tell this is your father when he's this close?" His neglect issues are THAT bad.

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yea but his Austrian 🇦🇹 accent wouldn’t do it right?

    • @CoolPaDuke
      @CoolPaDuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Obviously he has spent more time with Myron, who recognizes him in the suit, than with his own son.

    • @Jeff98177
      @Jeff98177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Two words: Clark Kent.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jeff98177: Why would a world famous, yet somehow rather pedestrian journalist be relevant to this discussion?

    • @Jeff98177
      @Jeff98177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sdfkjgh When a previous comment to which I responded, is deleted or the author cancels their account. Don't throw a hissy fit.

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Let's get real, this movie was far more entertaining than it ever had any right to be.

  • @robynhayward
    @robynhayward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    I don't care how terrible this movie is, it's one of my favourites 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cooperarbogast4018
      @cooperarbogast4018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      One of my all time most nostalgic movies

    • @qron2382
      @qron2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Agreed!

    • @jamariuswalker1712
      @jamariuswalker1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Same I'll watch this movie every Christmas with my favorite actors in it Sinbad and Arnold!

    • @belleofbrightside97
      @belleofbrightside97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I grew up watching this hot garbage and no matter how much worse it gets every time I watch it, I'll always love it xD

    • @TRUESHADOWD
      @TRUESHADOWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Facts this movie makes it seem like Christmas time to me

  • @MicahDarkFantasy
    @MicahDarkFantasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    “Put that cookie down... *NAOH!!”*

    • @CHAOTIXMaddLass
      @CHAOTIXMaddLass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🍪 👇

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just used this line yesterday or the day before and then this video comes out.. nice XD

    • @CHAOTIXMaddLass
      @CHAOTIXMaddLass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@-desertpackrat i was having some cookies, and i said the line as a joke last night XD

    • @DiegoHernandez-xt2su
      @DiegoHernandez-xt2su 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🍪🍪🍪

  • @MRFilmsYT
    @MRFilmsYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    "I'm gonna deck your halls, bub."

    • @starman9458
      @starman9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds pretty dirty ever since I’ve been watching this since 1999 on VHS.

    • @Demitri79
      @Demitri79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Raymond Frand ITS THE BIIIG SHOOOOOW

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Demitri79 Crank It Up

    • @mitchellpatterson1829
      @mitchellpatterson1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably the best Santa fight ever put to film.

    • @GordonN661
      @GordonN661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😏

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I don't even care if it's cheesy and lame, I watch it every damn year. Movie is quotable as fuck.

  • @thatafroguy777
    @thatafroguy777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Would like to see a cinemasins of “small soldiers “

    • @williamgates2996
      @williamgates2996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm all for that!!!

    • @Bigboimalikf
      @Bigboimalikf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Faxxxxxx!!! Such a classic! You picked a memory from my Brain i haven’t had in YEARS!!!

    • @bsgtrekfan88
      @bsgtrekfan88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everything els........is just not cool man! lol - LOVE THAT MOVIE! The soundtrack is so fucking good!

    • @tim-obeartheclawmachineguy9616
      @tim-obeartheclawmachineguy9616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doesn't Ted get on the neighbor's roof in this too? I've never seen it but I have "scene" that part - pun intended

    • @poppletronva
      @poppletronva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love that movie

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Can't believe you didn't sin Arnold punching out the reindeer.

    • @sailorpsycho
      @sailorpsycho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      or giving it beer

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sailorpsycho i havent seen this movie in a while so i dont remember a whole lot but based on both your comments..well my response to that is your username

    • @spaceracer23
      @spaceracer23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That a Cinema Win!

    • @ahnuldschwarzenegger1
      @ahnuldschwarzenegger1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That reindeer was giving me attitude and shoulda known better. Just like that camel ;-)

    • @bernellboykin5293
      @bernellboykin5293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah and didn't break his hand

  • @sidekickz2180
    @sidekickz2180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I don't care how crappy this movie is. I loved it when I was younger

    • @morbidangel2424
      @morbidangel2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes as korny as the movie is its still a classic, just like Ernest saves Christmas

    • @loganarnoldkicks4321
      @loganarnoldkicks4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m not ashamed like a lot of people are to admit that I love movies that aren’t the most well made or acted 😂😂 so I’m with you!

    • @sidekickz2180
      @sidekickz2180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@loganarnoldkicks4321 right?! Like, have we all become so stuck up that we aren't allowed to enjoy "bad" movies? We're only allowed to like critically-acclaimed films that win 5 or more awards? F that. This movie brings back that childhood nostalgia and, no matter what some say, is entertaining!

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn't matter how terrible a movie is if it's memorable. The worst fate for a movie is being forgettable.

    • @SapienSafari
      @SapienSafari 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too! I still love it!

  • @mskerr187
    @mskerr187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    As dad to an 8-year-old who takes taekwondo, that was a pretty accurate depiction of the kid explaining why purple belt is so important.

  • @stephsviolin
    @stephsviolin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Fun fact about "Walmarts and Targets in Minneapolis": Yes, Target corporate is based in Minneapolis, and the flagship store is right on the mall downtown. But due to Target's massive influence, there are no Walmarts in Minneapolis city limits. Zero.

  • @PracticalBibleStudies
    @PracticalBibleStudies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    For those who don't know, Phil Hartman (Ted) was a super nice guy in person. He took care of his crazy wife who ended up killing him. Sad story. I say this because I demand 10 sins off for Phil Hartman.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why did they need to make him look like Ned Flanders?

    • @toddnolastname4485
      @toddnolastname4485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't Phil's wife go crazy because of the drugs that he introduced her to? Or at least took together.

    • @PracticalBibleStudies
      @PracticalBibleStudies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toddnolastname4485 No.

    • @WarpChaos
      @WarpChaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toddnolastname4485 She was bipolar, I think.

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PracticalBibleStudies there’s no possible way you know that or what actually went on with either of them.
      At best you know him from five minutes of speaking with him if you even met him. I’m just being honest I don’t know why people say celebrities are amazing people when they have no proof

  • @hdsavoie4526
    @hdsavoie4526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Minnesotans are they type of people who will get angry trying to be nice.
    Ex. Multiple people stop at a four way stop, everyone will try to let someone else go first until everyone is angry that no one is moving. The longest I’ve seen this happen for was 5 minutes

    • @AnnCooper33
      @AnnCooper33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂 Minnesotan here to confirm that this is correct. We're very passive aggressive.

    • @Kero7th
      @Kero7th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In vegas we do the opposite 4 way intersection and were all moving up and stopping over and over wondering if we should go or if the other guy will.

    • @ajoff9585
      @ajoff9585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In Texas we just speed past the four way in the order of who got there first. If we crash we crash fuck it.

    • @jonsmith5058
      @jonsmith5058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In Europe we just have roundabouts and avoid silly problems like this :p

    • @Ivy-girl
      @Ivy-girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      five minutes?! wow

  • @ForceMaximus84
    @ForceMaximus84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “Put that cookie down! NOW!!” deserves at least one sin off.

  • @bladersmosh
    @bladersmosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Howard desperately trying to find the Turbo Man doll is basically the toilet paper crisis of 2020. At least with this, no deaths or fatalities were involved...hopefully.

    • @animeangel1983
      @animeangel1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or a Tickle Me Elmo, I remember that too.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@animeangel1983 I worked at Toys R Us during Tickle Me Elmo... Thanks for triggering _that_ PTSD...

    • @dyay108
      @dyay108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like PS5 crisis of 2020

    • @animeangel1983
      @animeangel1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dargonhuman Sorry, but that was the last one I remembered. :(

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@animeangel1983 It's all good.

  • @cameronphoenixrose882
    @cameronphoenixrose882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "I'm gonna deck your halls, bub."
    "Last time a mall Santa said this to me, I ended up not being able to shit right for a week."
    Jeremy, never change.

    • @m3gabea5t
      @m3gabea5t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This quote got me 😂

  • @moustashley-thelonegamer23791
    @moustashley-thelonegamer23791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You cant really sin this for having a “discount Megamind” as it was out well before Megamind.

  • @puppylover4865
    @puppylover4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    This movie is a masterpiece

    • @pbb2534
      @pbb2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Facts

    • @leebearlive
      @leebearlive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah straight facts

    • @Gen965
      @Gen965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep, Funny as hell too.

    • @quentin6778
      @quentin6778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Marcus Straya you can’t look at the goofy movie like it’s fucking Commando

    • @stompchunkman4248
      @stompchunkman4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Marcus Straya It's mean-spirited fun. You just want some slapstick and mean humor at times.

  • @WetNets75
    @WetNets75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Phil Hartman, great talent, gone waaaaaaayyyy too soon, and tragically.

    • @mousetreehouse6833
      @mousetreehouse6833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I absolutely agree. Took me a long, long time to wrap my head around his tragic death.
      So funny and talented. So sad he's gone.

    • @jordanwelch3832
      @jordanwelch3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And also the voice of Troy McClure! He would’ve made a lot more movies and shows

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was his wife pissed off about his cheating affairs. So basically in this movie, he's not hiding anything from his wife, it's all on display for her to see. This movie probably was the trigger that set her off. 🤔

  • @charlesveiga1784
    @charlesveiga1784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I feel like I’ve watched so many more movies than I actually have because of cinema sins

  • @renewings
    @renewings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This is one of the movies that is so ungodly terrible it's fantastic

  • @danjokess
    @danjokess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    There is simultaneously everything and nothing wrong with this movie and I absolutely love it

  • @troymartin4260
    @troymartin4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The biggest sin is that this movie spawned Jingle All the Way 2

  • @justinpeterson9832
    @justinpeterson9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I love how he says “Aren’t there Wal Marts and Targets in Minneapolis”. Considering how Target is based out of Minneapolis.

    • @blacksage2375
      @blacksage2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      On the other hand this was the early 90s before those fuckers were literally everywhere.

    • @dennisfreeman5437
      @dennisfreeman5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They must not have paid enough money to help with the making of this movie

    • @Criner05
      @Criner05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@blacksage2375 As someone who grew up in Edina (home of Mighty Duck Adam Banks and where this movie was filmed), I can tell you there were plenty of Targets. It'd be like not looking for a Wal-Mart in Bentonville, Arkansas.

    • @animeangel1983
      @animeangel1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably couldn't pay for the rights to show their stores in the movie.

    • @justinpeterson9832
      @justinpeterson9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blacksage2375 Targets were absolutely everywhere in Minnesota in the early 90s.

  • @EKUgrad1
    @EKUgrad1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It wouldn't be a 90s family film without a kick to the nuts. Facts

  • @LordSumSums
    @LordSumSums 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love how the main father character's biggest flaw is simply going to work. "I was fired for skipping work and now we are poor and homeless but at least have my FaMIly!"

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -Breaking and entering
      -Petty theft
      -Vandalism
      -Arson
      -Speeding
      -Child Assault
      -Retail Employee Assault
      -Impersonating Turbo Man
      -Being a Sleazy Salesman
      -Animal assault

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, it's funny to think of that, lol 😂 but Arnies character in this movie is made out to be neglectful and not the brightest on how he goes about doing things, aside from the duties of his job at work. But his job as a father is played for laughs in this movie.
      Here's my response to Cinamasins' comment at 4:54 - 5:01 - Back in the mid 90s, when seeking a particular higher quality item of merchandise, be is an item of clothing, artifact, etc., a boutique store was often thought of as the preference over going to a large retail outlet like Walmart. However, with a popular toy or doll for a kid, larger retail outlets were just as good if not better, including the latest most popular doll like Turboman. But Arnie's character didn't appear to know that, which seemed to be another example of how clueless his character in this movie was.
      He was another one of those movie fathers always so buried in Office work that he lacked simple common sense regarding many things in life unrelated to his career, such as not realizing that a popular toy for kids less than a week before Christmas is going to be frickin sold out. I would've thought that even Arnie would grasp that simple bit of common sense, but like I said, for comedy purposes the writers wanted to make him contain a comical level of aloof ignorance for laughs.

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette ปีที่แล้ว

      I skipped work for christmas, ain't the end of the world...

  • @TrixiLovesYou
    @TrixiLovesYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That kid's name is Anakin and he's a person. Also, he's grown up to be a schizophrenic. Good job, parents.

  • @cashmoney5172
    @cashmoney5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Lots of body’s were found after they shot the toy store scene

    • @StarDustwolf77
      @StarDustwolf77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Clips and Tributes no

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Therewill be more bodies when Birdman sins the video.

    • @johnharris6655
      @johnharris6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Recent Simpson's Episode, the Producer of a Hallmark movie tells Marge she hates Christmas because her dad was an Extra in Jingle all the Way and was Trampled to death in the store scene.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnharris6655 her*

    • @johnharris6655
      @johnharris6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smb-c3po Yes I said that.

  • @justanotherhotguy
    @justanotherhotguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    No one:
    Cinema Sins: Logos.. Logos everywhere

  • @TomDingleby
    @TomDingleby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Very underrated Christmas movie.

    • @DiegoHernandez-xt2su
      @DiegoHernandez-xt2su 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then there’s a direct to sequel starring Larry the cable guy

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never heard of such a movie, @@DiegoHernandez-xt2su. Is it terrible?

    • @DiegoHernandez-xt2su
      @DiegoHernandez-xt2su 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adamgray1753 yes

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Figures as much, @@DiegoHernandez-xt2su.

    • @DiegoHernandez-xt2su
      @DiegoHernandez-xt2su 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adamgray1753 look at the trailer th-cam.com/video/UVstztozgvg/w-d-xo.html

  • @liamwarner5749
    @liamwarner5749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    To be fair Howard is so absent Jamie might legitimately only know what his mother looks like.

    • @finnality
      @finnality 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Howard shouldn't work, he us a bad parent if he does

  • @everlenaoliver6912
    @everlenaoliver6912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone who lived through the Cabbage Patch Kids And the Tickle Me Elmo crazes, the desperation of find a popular toy at the holidays is pretty spot on.

  • @axesoccer7887
    @axesoccer7887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    What do we want? Everything Wrong With A Christmas Story!
    When do we want it? CHRISTMAS!!!

    • @tim-obeartheclawmachineguy9616
      @tim-obeartheclawmachineguy9616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      air it 24 hours!!!!

    • @Jeff98177
      @Jeff98177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a jar of pickles on the table, then it disappears only to have Mom come up from the basement with the same jar! (diiing)

    • @g-broccoli
      @g-broccoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No a Christmas story is the best Christmas movie!

    • @tamararice4587
      @tamararice4587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      G-Broccoli agree!

    • @russellvitranoiii3504
      @russellvitranoiii3504 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

  • @anthonyhamlin16
    @anthonyhamlin16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I always loved how the third act of this film turns into a superhero movie

  • @bad2dabohn1992
    @bad2dabohn1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Just watched this 5 days ago and thought "I hope Jeremy sins this soon"

    • @mjkesby
      @mjkesby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The legit same thing happened to me! 🤣🙌

    • @mjkesby
      @mjkesby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @matthew styles huh?

    • @SMF64
      @SMF64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched it 3 days ago (i think)

    • @sebastiansilva5900
      @sebastiansilva5900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @matthew styles all got yo wish lmao

    • @Sara_more
      @Sara_more 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My kids and I watched it last week and thought ‘Cinemasins would have a hay day with this movie’

  • @Daniel-Rosa.
    @Daniel-Rosa. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    11:51 - That scene used to give me waves of pity for "Booster" and for the person inside his suit when I was a kid. Even as a child I would think "Oh no, he's just a man doing his job". I'm a bit scarred to this day.

    • @JediJared-bs1wt
      @JediJared-bs1wt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And booster has a cool design let’s be real

  • @Gameflyer001
    @Gameflyer001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ironically, just like the Turbo Man doll being sold out in the film, my first attempt at watching this movie with my mom in theatres didn't go so well either, with the screening being virtually sold out (with the only available seats being at the front, and I didn't want to sit up there). I eventually saw it about a week later.
    Fast forward years afterwards and seeing this movie again, questioning how the heck was this advertised as a kid's movie back in the day. So much adult humour and material that would've whiffed past my head as a kid.
    Also, this was the only live action film I saw with Phil Hartman in it during his lifetime. What happened to him 2 years later was horrific.

  • @reidfever1866
    @reidfever1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Nah Sins, you cheer for the Cat in the Hat. You would cheer very hard in fact.

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck that shit! The Tick was behind him! I'm screaming *_SPOON!_*

  • @HugeHandsJackKelly
    @HugeHandsJackKelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    No sin off for "Jamie's dad is Turbo Man!!!" "Lets get out of here son!"

    • @DigiDestined55X
      @DigiDestined55X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Dad, you smell like barf!" 😆😂

    • @HugeHandsJackKelly
      @HugeHandsJackKelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DigiDestined55X 😂😂😂

    • @darkyoh2003
      @darkyoh2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DigiDestined55X he says dad twice not once

  • @kittenlie7295
    @kittenlie7295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Anyone else think he should do everything wrong with "The Truman Show"?????

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      In case I don't see it, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love Truman show tho I wouldn’t want him to do that

    • @ScottKorin
      @ScottKorin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Them. There's a team.

    • @niamhcostello4766
      @niamhcostello4766 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!!!!! Love that film

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be fun!

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I still remember seeing this in the theater with my dad, me and him never laughed so hard yeah the movie is shit but it will always have a special place in my heart for having the worst people on earth doing the dumbest shit sometimes it is good to laugh at other people's misfortune

  • @bighuge1060
    @bighuge1060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've tried several times to watch this movie in its entirety but I could only last five minutes without swearing at the television and wishing director Brian Levant would remain unemployed. However, I finally got to see the 15 minute distillation in a very funny way via this video. Thank you.

  • @BanaDoyabad
    @BanaDoyabad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was an extra in this movie! Around 6:15 I was in the ball pit with a pink headband on. Blink and u will miss me lol.

    • @84bonez
      @84bonez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s dope!

  • @noahgonzalez5705
    @noahgonzalez5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Damn last time a Santa said that to me I couldn’t sh*t right for a week” is a reference to the movie bad Santa for those of you who didn’t know

  • @xtinction3147
    @xtinction3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I was 10 minutes in when I realized that was young Anakin

    • @hectorcoolman
      @hectorcoolman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No wonder the whining was so familiar in the prequels

    • @thatlsk
      @thatlsk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now he's diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia.

    • @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk
      @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now this is pod racing!

    • @taylorwalker7417
      @taylorwalker7417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My brain kept trying to turn him into a Sprouse.

  • @littleshotbrosgaming2878
    @littleshotbrosgaming2878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When the reindeer is about to bite Arnold, his glove disappears and then reappears

  • @sundeepkuntimad5339
    @sundeepkuntimad5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a 90s kid I find it funny. I just watched it and laughed it since a 5 year old me would find it funny back then.
    Some sins missed:
    Toddler at the mall: remove the sins if the child actually choked on that ball.
    What is the craze with using pay phones? Howard can obviously afford a cell phone, which were still available then.
    Diner fight: the guy behind the counter does not report vandalism at his joint?
    Parade:
    Movie somehow rips off the Thanksgiving Macy’s day parade.
    Mascot abuse: what were the other cops not on the float doing? Why didn’t they stop the children from beating up that civilian?
    Cop stopping Liz when child climbs the ladder and says it’s part of the show: does it seriously entail a minor to climb up a building ladder while getting chased by a deranged mailman?
    Also no cop radios for help when 2 civilians dangle from that Christmas tree
    Howard in that turbo man suit: Howard obviously did not know the cinematography before flying amok like iron man but when he sees his kid he suddenly figures out the controls?
    Cops arrest Myron: How did the cops
    Miss everything from the child climbing the ladder to the two dangling for their lives?
    Movie and it’s ending in a nutshell: This movie is HOOK +THE SANTA CLAUSE

  • @WickedAqua
    @WickedAqua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Nobody:
    Arnold: Put the cookie down

    • @Evan_Cardenas
      @Evan_Cardenas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats a funny part lol

    • @rockotyco
      @rockotyco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean
      Ted: mmmm these cookies! Ted your wife’s cookies are out of this world. (Moans)
      Ted: PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NAOW 😂

    • @WickedAqua
      @WickedAqua 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Marcus Straya lol

    • @BCRivers
      @BCRivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOW!!!

    • @oshikuru09
      @oshikuru09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cultured people ^^^^^
      Everyone else : GET TO THA CHOPPA

  • @starman9458
    @starman9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’ve seen this movie 3.2K times and didn’t know Sonic The Hedgehog was in there.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was before he was cool to adults!

    • @Kamn_exe
      @Kamn_exe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the Tick!!

    • @GrandmasterDevo
      @GrandmasterDevo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kamn_exe SPOON!!

    • @JediJared-bs1wt
      @JediJared-bs1wt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same

  • @justaguythatsbadateverythi2499
    @justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This is random, but I think a video on Captain Underpants would be interesting.

    • @MidwayBearCub07
      @MidwayBearCub07 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @derincetin9730
      @derincetin9730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its already been done

    • @Vogelgangg
      @Vogelgangg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derincetin9730 not by cinema sins

    • @renansantos2768
      @renansantos2768 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      more here th-cam.com/video/2fkAXmtuXzg/w-d-xo.html

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derincetin9730 Send a link.

  • @noelblack8159
    @noelblack8159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey! I watched this one yesterday
    I live in Germany and there the Name is „A Promise is a Promise“ (Versprechen ist ein Versprechen)
    So, I know, no one Cares, but I love how it fits with the movie theme

    • @JediJared-bs1wt
      @JediJared-bs1wt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That’s clever

    • @JediJared-bs1wt
      @JediJared-bs1wt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly it makes more sense than the English title

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy crap, this movie has a post-credits scene?! This is one of my favorite Christmas movies, how the hell did I never know that?

  • @1GamerofGamers
    @1GamerofGamers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Discount Megamind." Actually Megamind didn't exist yet.

    • @PC-zu6jm
      @PC-zu6jm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly what i was thinking lmao

    • @mrliteral9347
      @mrliteral9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      THAT'S THE JOKE

    • @dupadupadoo69
      @dupadupadoo69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Birdman enters the chat*

    • @flufflesconticchio3885
      @flufflesconticchio3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dupadupadoo69 Discount Royal pain of Sky High

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Where's the sin for "Put that cookie down!"

    • @dexstar1213
      @dexstar1213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoo that's true

    • @DementisXYZ
      @DementisXYZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You mean the removed sin?

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It should remove a sin

    • @rav-7072
      @rav-7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean "remove 10 sins' right?

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It doesn't get old either, my family still uses that line all the time if someone is holding a cookie and we always laugh.

  • @thetroll8985
    @thetroll8985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    At this point we just have to accept that the logos will always haunt us

  • @Dylanfoxe
    @Dylanfoxe 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Former mail carrier, can confirm we’re all trained on ziplining stunts

  • @killdashade314
    @killdashade314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The whole telling him 2 weeks ago without checking in never made sense to me. 2 weeks ago is still 1 week late of cyber Monday & 2 weeks late of Black Friday. Also did she work, because as pointed out she could've skipped the middle man and gotten the toy herself, not sure why she'd expect Howard who's supposed to be some big exec to have free time during one of the busiest times of the year, he was working while the rest of the office was having a party. Also if the toy was being sold for the holiday season, wouldn't it have been in stores since November, why did she wait till December to ask him to get it. If the company releasing the toy waited till December they would be losing money.

  • @chanelhenderson8460
    @chanelhenderson8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Movie is HILARIOUS & has aged very well. Sinbad was everything in this

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to get out more...

    • @chanelhenderson8460
      @chanelhenderson8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dargonhuman you need to know its my opinion & idgaf how you feel. Now get out & get more of that.

  • @MrEZE36
    @MrEZE36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Arnold vs Big Show, that was a movie sequel opportunity missed

  • @jaceylfe
    @jaceylfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Sweating like a dog in a China restaurant” always makes me laugh. Even if it’s wrong

    • @dodgeguyz
      @dodgeguyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very Wong!

    • @mrliteral9347
      @mrliteral9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Morally wrong or physiologically wrong because dogs can't sweat? Also: that's racist.

    • @jaceylfe
      @jaceylfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrliteral9347 the sentence being racist is what makes it wrong. I was a kid when this movie first came out and I didn’t realize what he was saying was wrong. I just thought it was funny and now I know better. Plus I hate the fact that it still makes me laugh when I hear it.

  • @shanegraves8636
    @shanegraves8636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sin number 107: I agree. If Ted actually cares about his house, he should've put out the fire from the fireplace and have anything electric off. Having a reindeer as a pet is stupid and if he doesn't care about his son, his divorced wife would treat Johnny better and NOT be like his father.

  • @samcortez420
    @samcortez420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jamie having a dad like Arnold was one of the straws that turned Anakin to the dark side

  • @ErwinRommel171
    @ErwinRommel171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Out of my way box" will always be the line to make me remember this movie 😂😂😂

  • @americansoviet9908
    @americansoviet9908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Day three of asking CinemaSins to sin “Rat Race”

    • @Locadel2003
      @Locadel2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That movie was hilarious and underrated. Comedy gold. Seth Green and the other guy were so funny. Also Cuba gooding jr & Whoopi Goldberg last good movie

    • @eazyj2888
      @eazyj2888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Locadel2003 You’re Crazy Is You Think “Rat Race” Was Their Last Good Movie....

    • @Coyotek4
      @Coyotek4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If "Rat Race" gets done, how about a predecessor, "Scavenger Hunt". Or go *real* old-school with "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World"?

    • @alfredosantana1216
      @alfredosantana1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about mars attacks?

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meh. He doesnt do all movies anymore... Just themed ones. I wish he did Apocalypto or code 46 or valley of the wolves... Or dancehall queen.

  • @mjkesby
    @mjkesby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Awhhh... Poor baby 🥺" 👏👏

  • @maggie4035
    @maggie4035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The part where he doesn’t make it to his sons karate thing kind of reminds me of Despicable Me like whenever gru was too late to See the girls ballet recital.

  • @xellord5768
    @xellord5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing thing about this movie, is that the diner in that scene really exists. It was also featured in the first mighty ducks film. Being a guy that lives in Wisconsin right on the border of Minnesota and St. Paul and Minneapolis, it's pretty fun to go to, and it really gets you nostalgic.

  • @sparkygordon92
    @sparkygordon92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I have the ears of a SNAKE!" One of my favorite lines. 😂

  • @KBoon
    @KBoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Where's the sin for Arnold successfully walking away just by flashing a toy badge at the cops when they raid the warehouse???

    • @JAS0N_M00RE
      @JAS0N_M00RE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the biggest Sin of the movie

  • @MarielaQue
    @MarielaQue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I forget Sinbad is in this movie. Sucks that he's in the hospital.

    • @theblackpan4426
      @theblackpan4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my god for what?

    • @RangooniesNeverSayFry
      @RangooniesNeverSayFry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happened a month ago but reports from the family say he's alright. 💜 Stay strong Cherokee Kid

    • @paul16451
      @paul16451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that was a long time ago surely he is home now...

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow prayers for simbad I was just watching houseguest this morning.

  • @zorgonak
    @zorgonak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You gotta do “The Christmas Chronicles 2.” I just couldn’t stop hearing your commentary in my head! It’s perfect for CinemaSins!

    • @sundeepkuntimad5339
      @sundeepkuntimad5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We also need one for "Kindergarten Cop." Please.

  • @destynova4512
    @destynova4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A lot of people hate this movie but It's still one of my favorite Christmas movies.

  • @johnharris6655
    @johnharris6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Hard to watch anything with Phil Hartman, He was such a great talent.

    • @kirara2516
      @kirara2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, Still love his roles in Kiki's Delivery Service and Darkwing Duck, even if he played a demon clown in that series.

    • @Necromancer0225
      @Necromancer0225 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know 😣

  • @Punisher6791
    @Punisher6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    still a great movie. should be on everyone's Christmas movie list along with die hard.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've watched inception every christmas for the last 5 years now... Smh

    • @RallyeGuy340
      @RallyeGuy340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t EVER put this movie in the same category as Die Hard lol

    • @Punisher6791
      @Punisher6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RallyeGuy340 Die Hard is a Christmas movie

    • @RallyeGuy340
      @RallyeGuy340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Punisher6791 I’m saying it’s a much better Christmas movie

    • @Kero7th
      @Kero7th 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RallyeGuy340 i fucking LOVE diehard. Those movies are my shit. Any shitty action movie really.

  • @l.s.9775
    @l.s.9775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Movie: has 1 second of logo
    CinemaSins: and I took that personaly....

  • @crookedcrowstudio3135
    @crookedcrowstudio3135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You forgot to sin Arnold’s amazing delivery of the line “This is my ball!” 😂

  • @valinsummers2565
    @valinsummers2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s a Christmas tradition to watch this movie every year.

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where I live, it's never on the Christmas movie list. I'm a Christmas movie freak and would check every week listing to see if this movie is on it and it never is. 😐

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *Every time I hear this movie title, I think of Conan's interviews with "Arnold Schwarzenegger" on his Late Night show back in the day. Lmao*

  • @gregorykirkland775
    @gregorykirkland775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    ain’t nothing wrong with this movie 😂

    • @jayo1212
      @jayo1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's right, there's a lot wrong with this movie!

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Are we supposed to like any of these characters?"
    It's a Christmas movie.
    So no.

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The only likable character is maybe the poor reindeer that got socked in the face. This movie seriously promoted animal cruelty. XD

    • @errorcringyname4044
      @errorcringyname4044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But what about die hard characters?

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer made Santa into an unlikeable character.

  • @funkybeatdown
    @funkybeatdown ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You can't benchpress your way out of this one!" One sin removed.

  • @13Danjiri
    @13Danjiri 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your videos.
    This is retroactive, but Turbo Man on the cereal box at 3:23 looks frighteningly like The Batman Who Laughs. Damn. So much for sleeping these holidays.

  • @PretenderCS
    @PretenderCS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Is this Anakin Skywalker? If yes, that explains a lot.

  • @madisongracedeluise
    @madisongracedeluise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is my favorite Christmas movie I don’t care what everyone says

    • @autumnfall1997
      @autumnfall1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @rpsyco
      @rpsyco 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely love this movie

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This movie was awesome and one of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies in all of existence.

  • @beewell1600
    @beewell1600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "this kid is so unobservant that i dont think he deserves a dad" maybe Howard didnt neglect Jayme, maybe Jayme never noticed his dad being there all this time...

  • @comadustfire4795
    @comadustfire4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I spent every year as a kid looking forward to watching this movie! Scouring the TV guide to figure out what day it was coming on!

  • @trickee4262
    @trickee4262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My wife and I still quote this. "Nobody likes you, Booster" and "Get outta my way, box!"

    • @stompchunkman4248
      @stompchunkman4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More characters should get the "Nobody likes you, Booster" special.

    • @AMP3083official
      @AMP3083official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The "outta may way, box!" is my fave.

  • @Darkbloom006
    @Darkbloom006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "HE TOOK TWO!!!
    "GET THE MAILMAN!!!"

  • @RocaBibaby
    @RocaBibaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How dare you sin this movie! It is a holiday masterpiece! Masterpiece, I say!

  • @christymcdaniel3906
    @christymcdaniel3906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It helped make Brian Setzer's version of Jingle Bells be One of the most popular versions better!

  • @butter2556
    @butter2556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God this movie might as well be a dinosaur and yet it's still one of the bests Christmas movies I've seen

  • @HamperMonkey
    @HamperMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My new favorite sin of all time: Dad Envy

  • @tresgriffin8242
    @tresgriffin8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:54 ESPECIALLY Target, since they started in Minneapolis...

  • @kavinskysmith4094
    @kavinskysmith4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Man do I miss Phil Hartman, as he was such a great comedian in this and everything he's ever done, and I've never excepted his passing as much like raul julia, as we should have gotten a good 30 years more out of both of them, and ontop of that I saw this thing in theaters and loved every minute of it with my dad way back when as a kid, as if you hate this film, theirs something wrong with you, its just a fact lol

    • @mutleylaugh
      @mutleylaugh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Phil Hartman forced you to love/loathe versions of himself that he made his characters be like. I feel like that's a much more admirable acting skill than us liking or hating a character for the way a good actor played them.

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At a time, I didn't know he was murdered and kept wondering why I haven't seen him in any films lately. 🤔

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe theres something wrong with me because I thought this movie sucked ass. It's never a good sign when the bad guy (Hartman's character) is more likable than the hero

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freya8133 well I ment it as a joke, but hey as long as you liked someone in a movie, regardless if their the baddie or the good guy, is that not a good thing on its own?
      as theirs plenty of shows where I pretty much hate everyone and root for the villians, like that god awful show the closer, with a slight rewrite you could have wrote her as the series villian.
      ironically while they managed to make GW Baily and the guy from Crime Story the likeable ones lol like hey Harris from police squad is actually likeable lol
      MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT lol

  • @MLK010
    @MLK010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still remember the previews on the VHS version of this movie that showed Anastasia, Furngully 2, and Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol." Gives me that cozy Christmas feeling before watching the movie 😌

  • @Iris-bc1zi
    @Iris-bc1zi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just checked, and apparently I'm the only one lamenting the fact no sin was taken off for "This is a SICK world we livin' in, full of SICK people!"
    "Put that cookie down!" is the other best line of this film, absolutely, but dayum... that Sinbad gem is applicable in SO many contexts XD