Is Jingle All the Way Really That Bad? - Rental Reviews

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  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    "Put that cookie down! NOW!"

    • @jake78441
      @jake78441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      best line ever

    • @chriscalvert4609
      @chriscalvert4609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I came here to say that damnit.

    • @coolduder1001
      @coolduder1001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The remix is better

    • @John-yy1oy
      @John-yy1oy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "who told you you could eat MY cookies!?"

    • @vincentprice9156
      @vincentprice9156 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Made me crave cookies now

  • @clarktooncrossing3975
    @clarktooncrossing3975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I always considered Jingle all the Way being one of those fun, dumb 90s movies. It’s dripping in 90s cheese, and if you can’t laugh at Arnie beating up a warehouse full of scummy Santa’s, you just can’t laugh.

    • @LizardOfOz69
      @LizardOfOz69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      no wonder Doug hated it. he clearly doesn't have a sense of humor.

    • @hibookii
      @hibookii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tbh it's literally of my favorite Christmas movies. Only beat out by Die Hard.

    • @placebodomingo3277
      @placebodomingo3277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CK-was-HERE Hilariousness

    • @SYCZ
      @SYCZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Big Show is gonna deck your halls Bub.

    • @GanjsmostPrime
      @GanjsmostPrime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hibookii same here dude. 90's kid right?

  • @randomentertainment8617
    @randomentertainment8617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Jingle All The Way in my opinion is so underrated. It's one of my favorite Christmas movies and it's a childhood favorite of mine.

    • @VaunShiz
      @VaunShiz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's so funny, snuggled nice safely under our tree hahaha

    • @cameronketch2363
      @cameronketch2363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@VaunShizThat was really a bomb?!? Sick world we're living in-sick people!

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cameronketch2363 that was a funny line but very True

    • @Prizm44
      @Prizm44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The next door neighbor Ted always cracks me up, he’s probably my favorite character 😄 “Ted, what the hell are you doing in my house!?”😂 I watch this movie probably every couple years, on Christmas 👍

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Prizm44 the same actor from Small Soldiers

  • @shakeworldwide2031
    @shakeworldwide2031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    It's impossible to hate on this movie, especially when Phil Hartman is in it. RIP

    • @chatch621
      @chatch621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those shills aren't human...

    • @scorchx3000
      @scorchx3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from movies like Small Soldiers and Jingle all the way.

    • @jojoface4940
      @jojoface4940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phil hartman sucks

    • @mightycirus
      @mightycirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cris James you cant bench press your way out of this one

    • @Dorian_Scott
      @Dorian_Scott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, *NOW!*

  • @ModestVejar
    @ModestVejar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Good thing they can’t reboot Jingle all the way.
    The main character can just order turboman off of amazon on cyber Monday.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remake you mean

    • @simnm8057
      @simnm8057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Amazon could still run out of stock

    • @ethanhall9376
      @ethanhall9376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did though

    • @RapidStrength3
      @RapidStrength3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao for real no more midnight launches for games :/

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They could remake it. Arnold’s character is smart and orders it online only for the shipment to get robbed by parents desperately looking for Turboman toys resulting in him having to go into the chaotic world of in person toy shopping to try and find it

  • @CRAZYGREGFILMS
    @CRAZYGREGFILMS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I never thought this movie was bad, I found it funny in many parts.

    • @chaser5616
      @chaser5616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It darn funny, why people hate it? It's super memoriable

    • @bumblerinteractive1554
      @bumblerinteractive1554 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know!

    • @I_Am_The_Social_Reject
      @I_Am_The_Social_Reject 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just the internet's opinion which is never accurate to the truth. People too busy shitting on things to enjoy it

    • @humppa1111
      @humppa1111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love it.

    • @chaser5616
      @chaser5616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@I_Am_The_Social_Reject yeah , individual opinion is always the best,you enjoy it good for you ,they didn't enjoy it ,let them be ,it doesn't effect our own opinion :)

  • @ThatsCoolJoshua
    @ThatsCoolJoshua 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Jingle All The Way is a personal favorite! didn't know it had a bad rep, I think it's campy and hilarious

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My favorite thing about JotW is that for years after the fact on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Arnold would come on the TV monitor and continue to plug this movie over and over again

    • @cyberghost121711
      @cyberghost121711 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rap*

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      After watching Christmas with the Kranks it made Jingle all the way looks like a masterpiece

    • @unintentionaleffectiveness4393
      @unintentionaleffectiveness4393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, I saw it as a child without social media and it was enjoyable and now it has a place as a childhood memory even if it’s not great. I always cherish this movie and going with my dad :)

    • @TheTsalop
      @TheTsalop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I agree. I really liked that movie.

  • @hugh2hoob668
    @hugh2hoob668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Big Show, Anakin SkyWalker, Phil Hartman,
    Sindbad and of course Arnold
    Lots of legends in this film

  • @fartkerson
    @fartkerson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "If you play a man a jingle, he'll jingle for a day. But if you teach a man to jingle -- he'll jingle all the way!"

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I rented this back in the days of Blockbuster. It really wasn't bad at all. Like James says, it was kind of like a live-action cartoon, completely over-the-top and not even trying to take itself seriously. Schwarzenegger and Sinbad actually had some pretty good synergy together. And as someone who spent ten years working in retail, I can relate to the resentment of how overcommercialized the holiday was (and still is).

    • @postersandstuff
      @postersandstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like the brain Washington in Halloween 3 : buy masks , buy masks now !

    • @postersandstuff
      @postersandstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brain washing

  • @residentelect
    @residentelect 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I'm gonna deck your halls bub!"
    Best line Santa has ever said...

  • @grandlotus2
    @grandlotus2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    This show is like hanging out with friends I wish I had.
    .

    • @Gaia_Gaistar
      @Gaia_Gaistar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha... damn :'(

    • @idea_music
      @idea_music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      exactly what i was thinking lol couldnt have said it better

    • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
      @Jay_SUBZ3R0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel your pain dude.

    • @rpete598
      @rpete598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is exactly how I feel.

    • @modest1989
      @modest1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus are all of y'all are still alive?

  • @skmediavideo
    @skmediavideo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I loved this movie as a kid. Watched it on VHS at my grandma’s every Christmas break.

    • @BainesMkII
      @BainesMkII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've found kids love this film, as in they'll want to watch it multiple times every year in the months around Christmas, at least for a few years.

    • @michelangelo5903
      @michelangelo5903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      VHS.....everything was great lol well except rewinding star wars that sucked

  • @BandaiNamcoAmerica
    @BandaiNamcoAmerica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Great intro ;)

    • @snorange14
      @snorange14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      how does this not have any replies

    • @jacksnacc6145
      @jacksnacc6145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please make a Namco museum that has at least 30 games and lots of bonus features and interviews please!

    • @trakoize
      @trakoize 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh

    • @fuffilicious
      @fuffilicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why does this barely have any attention?

    • @Vulnresati
      @Vulnresati 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Klonoa

  • @HahnKirby
    @HahnKirby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Jingle all the way was one of those movies that I would just watch on repeat as a kid. I can remember watching all the way through it, then as soon as the tape finished rewinding and popped out of the VCR I would walk over and push it back in. I made my parents so sick of it, they actually still bring it up sometimes. XD

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "Put That Cookie Down"!!!

    • @Chrai0n
      @Chrai0n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "NOW!"

    • @NebadonAdams
      @NebadonAdams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Put that- Put that- Put that-
      Cookie
      Put that- Put that- Put that-
      CookiePut that- Put that- Put that-
      CookiePut that-
      Cookie
      Down
      NOW...

    • @987654321boum
      @987654321boum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NebadonAdamsDOWN, DOWN, DOWN, COOKIE DOWN, DOWN COOKIE DOWN, PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOWWW!!!

  • @mrfig3588
    @mrfig3588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    why the hell did his kid want Turbo Man, when he could build his own pod racer?!

    • @juanchocorleone
      @juanchocorleone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And droids.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jake Lloyd was also two different characters in The Pretender as a dead pilot's son and Young Angelo.
      It would have been nice if people would have just left him alone. He's gotten into trouble with the law and suffers from schizophrenia because of his abuse at the hands of Star Wars "fans." The backlash from his Star Wars role basically ruined his life.

    • @DragonTigerBoss
      @DragonTigerBoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jake Lloyd's mental health suffered a great deal from the Phantom Menace fallout, I agree. Do you know if schizophrenia has environmental triggers though? Environment can certainly make it worse, but I thought it was largely from heredity and mutation.

    • @iceg6621
      @iceg6621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MrFig 358
      he should've tried spinning; that's a cool trick

    • @punkuke
      @punkuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DragonTigerBoss I don't know if other, pre-existing causes also need to be present, but I do know that schizophrenia can be at least partially caused by environmental triggers.

  • @Dirtybob23
    @Dirtybob23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The movie is great! Who doesn't want a turbo man for xmas? Happy holidays!

    • @retrohero8770
      @retrohero8770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want Booster!

    • @thomasc.5219
      @thomasc.5219 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@retrohero8770 Booster? Who wants Booster. :)

    • @Bazooka_Sharks
      @Bazooka_Sharks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a turbo man 😎

    • @multishit6664
      @multishit6664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually got a turbo man that year LOL ...blew my mind that it was a real toy at the time.

    • @SmrtPhonRtistCF
      @SmrtPhonRtistCF 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@multishit6664 it sure was, though it was available in my local thrift shop, but didn't felt like getting it yet, I regretted it ever since.

  • @jonathanrios8316
    @jonathanrios8316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    YO! that editing with him chasing the kid and the scenes from Commando, had me rolling!!!

  • @RamiTestsGames
    @RamiTestsGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I am 32 and I still watch this movie during Christmas :D I loved this movie as a child so much.

    • @branscombe_
      @branscombe_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rami Al-Omari 34 here and me too bro. High five

  • @tbirdUCW6ReAJ
    @tbirdUCW6ReAJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Phil Hartman...so tragic what happened to him, he was a real talent

    • @tbirdUCW6ReAJ
      @tbirdUCW6ReAJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      VixXstazosJOB He was murdered by his wife who then killed herself.

    • @billsandiego3385
      @billsandiego3385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Definitely! He was so funny on Newsradio.

    • @billsandiego3385
      @billsandiego3385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @asian dude She was a drug addict

    • @sonyx4500
      @sonyx4500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @asian dude You can fall in love with the wrong person you know.

    • @benconway9010
      @benconway9010 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      why did she kill him for?

  • @DirtyHarry7243
    @DirtyHarry7243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I like it cause Arnold makes even the most shittiest of movies entertaining.

    • @Psyrgery
      @Psyrgery 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dwayne Johnson might want to have a lil chat with you

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Psyrgery Arnold is better imo.

    • @Gondarth
      @Gondarth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except Sabotage and possibly Terminator Genisys...

  • @blake3one6
    @blake3one6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Jingle all the Way is an AWESOME movie, the hell..

  • @pabdiary
    @pabdiary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think it was pure genius to pair up Arnold and SINBAD! How could anyone have guessed that two actors that were so polar opposite could be so much fun in a movie. I love it.

  • @cosmodeus1720
    @cosmodeus1720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Put that cookie down. NOW!

  • @5starview
    @5starview 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This is a God tier Christmas movie.

  • @Woodenspade
    @Woodenspade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I loved watching this on Cartoon Network back in 2012. It was hilarious! Especially because of how hard the Dad tried to support his son as much as possible.

    • @afrosheenix
      @afrosheenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They would replace him with a super mom these days. A true classic.

    • @jat4651
      @jat4651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck his son. The son wsd a fucking prick.

  • @thenostalgiafactor5023
    @thenostalgiafactor5023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    No, Jingle All the Way is great! My wife's cousins live about 5 min. away from the house used in this movie.

  • @followertheleader
    @followertheleader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Nobody likes you Booster!"

  • @catguy4996
    @catguy4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I never thought Jingle all the Way was even bad at all, it's one of my favourite Christmas films. It has a good moral which people can follow too: "Don't leave Christmas shopping until the last second"

  • @sixbillion3464
    @sixbillion3464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Hell no! Jingle All The Way is a classic for me.

  • @kingeatking
    @kingeatking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Love this movie. One of my favourite Xmas flicks.

    • @thenightmancometh93
      @thenightmancometh93 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s always been a classic in my family. I never knew people generally thought it was bad

  • @jesseswarbrick7895
    @jesseswarbrick7895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Mom's outside petting Ted" lol .....love Jingle All The Way

  • @MoarRushPl0x
    @MoarRushPl0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I miss this era of Cinemassacre with Tony, Kieran, and Justin.

    • @DeceasedChannel-r1i
      @DeceasedChannel-r1i ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know a lot of people hated this era and it wasn't my favorite, but I can't help but feel a little nostalgic for it now

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I didn't even register that it was over. That's how quick it went by.

    • @Harperlarp
      @Harperlarp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And here I am about to say I miss this show/era of Cinemassacre.

    • @Randomlad.0737
      @Randomlad.0737 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I don't like this era, but it's definitely overhated

    • @tthomaselli2
      @tthomaselli2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      MoarRushPl0x- So do I.
      Great times...

  • @NikateeN
    @NikateeN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    One of my all time favorite Christmas movies!!

    • @dave2518
      @dave2518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine too

    • @BundytheGeek
      @BundytheGeek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it is a good movie :) @@dave2518

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Oh the 90s when they could make a joke about postal workers snapping and sending bombs in the mail....it was a simpler time

    • @seanmichaels8060
      @seanmichaels8060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They could have cartoons where guns get brought into a movie theater. I remember watching an episode of the Disney afternoon cartoon Darkwing Duck as a kid where NegaDuck pulls out a gun in the theater. I'm pretty sure that would be banned nowadays.
      This was back when people didn't go crazy when real guns appeared in cartoons.

    • @DragnSly
      @DragnSly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The 90's also seemed to have this weird obsession with marital infidelity jokes and subplots in kid's movies, too. I remember there was one with Halle Berry in the live action Flintstones, as well as a joke about a guy's secretary sitting in his lap in the opening scene of The Santa Clause.
      The 90's were wild, man.

    • @seanmichaels8060
      @seanmichaels8060 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DragnSly The 90's were great though. That's why they're rebooting all the TV shows that were popular in the 90's and also Seinfeld reruns will be airing until the end of the world.

    • @moriellymoproblems7842
      @moriellymoproblems7842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seanmichaels8060 it was also back when people just decided to ignore certain problems instead of dealing with them head on. I say this as a person who grew up in the 90s.

    • @moriellymoproblems7842
      @moriellymoproblems7842 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@merces47letifer4 yep, certain people, the best kinds of people, tremendous. Believe me, believe me.

  • @YoumuHoover
    @YoumuHoover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    *PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!*

  • @iJerseyDevil
    @iJerseyDevil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    There are people who don't like Jingle All The Way? It's maybe my favorite Christmas movie! It's intentionally overly goofy, full of hilarious moments and lots of heart. People don't seem to understand the whole "silly on purpose" genre, like this or Pixels or a few other good movies

    • @nickmanzo8459
      @nickmanzo8459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      iJerseyDevil I hate this movie. I get that it was supposed to be silly on purpose, and I totally understand that genre, I’m a huge fan of movies like Airplane!, Young Frankenstein, and The Naked Gun. Those movies are hilariously silly, but they work for me because they exhibit a surreal balance between taking themselves seriously, and then suddenly turning in the silly to make you suddenly realize how silly what they are spoofing is. This movie never takes itself seriously enough to justify its sudden silliness, it’s like a cartoon. A bad cartoon. Silly throughout with no consistent logic or respect for reality.

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Dan S Well, I don't agree with his OPINION but he's got a point in his description, and really it all comes down to...a matter of taste, OPINION actually. Yours - ours - differs from his (though I understand and consider those movies [mentioned by *Nick Manzo* ] more cerebrally complex, _Jingle All The Way_ is consciously more silly, and kid-friendly with the more mindless gags and slapstick.) *Still, each of us has an OPINION,* and you just shat on his, insulting him furthermore. Come on dude! - Right before Christmas, EVEN on the internet?! Don't be rude, or you'll witness Santa's _Slay_ :P I'd like to be the one "to make you suddenly realize how silly" what people arguing over difference of opinion really is! It's childish - if anything, people could learn from one another's experience and perspective. FACTS have to be correct, opinions DON'T.
      Anyway, Happy Holidays

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think if you grew up with jingle all the way you find it ok, if you had to watch it as a critic there is less nostalgia. Its an ok movie of its time, nothing ground breaking, i have watched it a few times as a kid, i would say low replay value.

  • @daviddenis4178
    @daviddenis4178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    There is one good scene in the extended cut when Sinbad is actually listing all the guns on the Johnny 7 OMA. It's the one scene I wish they didn't cut.

  • @giovannimorales588
    @giovannimorales588 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I miss rental reviews. Really was one of the best movie review content. I look forward to it every week.

  • @invisi-bullexploration2374
    @invisi-bullexploration2374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What's not to love?! Phil Hartman, great one liners. Even Sinbad managed to make me chuckle with the whole "Out of my way, box!"

  • @redeyedbandit1251
    @redeyedbandit1251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm actually shocked to learn that the Johnny Seven OMA gun was actually a real toy.

  • @kaneinight
    @kaneinight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I honestly never hear anyone say anything bad about Jingle All The Way. Anyone who takes it seriously enough to pick out its flaws and find a million reasons to criticize it, are not people I want in my life. It's not supposed to be thought of as a brilliant work of art. It's a dumb but hilarious and entertaining Christmas movie that never gets old. I loved it as a kid, and I still love it as an adult.

    • @MrMillionDub
      @MrMillionDub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "It's not supposed to be thought of as a brilliant work of art."
      That's not an argument. That's a dismissal.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think anyone has ever argued it's meant to be a great work of art.

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it belongs in the realm of so bad it is good but I just don't like it. Not for any particular reason, just not for me. It just isn't funny.

    • @marloges
      @marloges 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just look up the IMDb score or average user rating on Letterboxd, people really seem to hate the movie for some reason... I honestly don't get it, it's targeted at kids and I utterly loved it in my childhood. So it did everything right...

  • @YungToneySnow
    @YungToneySnow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I’m 32 and this was and still is my shit 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

    • @lyneismydogsnamenow
      @lyneismydogsnamenow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hear ya! I still laugh so much when Sinbad goes "You too, Barnaby Jones!" 😂😂😂

  • @PThack88
    @PThack88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    It’s nestled safely under our tree

    • @wurty
      @wurty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      PThack88 ...Under our tree...

    • @andrew199315
      @andrew199315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wurty... ᵁⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵒᵘʳ ᵗʳᵉᵉ...

  • @garlandragland
    @garlandragland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Bad!? This is my favorite "modern" Christmas movie

  • @brandonwebster1633
    @brandonwebster1633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    YOUR WIFE'S COOKIES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD! MMM!. OOH! THESE COOKIES! R.I.P. Phil Hartman

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!! NOW!!!*

    • @tsstevensts
      @tsstevensts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *NOW!!! PUT IT DOWN!!! PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!* @@MegaManXPoweredUp

    • @Whydoesthissitesuck
      @Whydoesthissitesuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His drugged up wife shot him while he was sleeping

    • @benconway9010
      @benconway9010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when was Hartman killed?

  • @Afghanistan_Baby-Oh-Yeah
    @Afghanistan_Baby-Oh-Yeah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Have some Non-Alcoholic Eggnog".

  • @setokaiba200x
    @setokaiba200x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Home Alone 1 and 2 were my #1 all time favorite Christmas movie, then came along Jingle All the Way taking their spot :)

    • @postersandstuff
      @postersandstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its good but not that good :p

    • @jrgarza1964
      @jrgarza1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      postersandstuff Its better than Elf..

    • @Dorian_Scott
      @Dorian_Scott 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jrgarza1964 Elf is *WAY* better than this horrible movie. Jingle all the Way is just dull, uninteresting, and not that funny.

    • @bigyoshi7134
      @bigyoshi7134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dorian_Scott But that's just like, your opinion, man

  • @hutte1751
    @hutte1751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I thought this movie definitely had some great scenes. I've enjoyed Sinbad since his standup days. Even in unnecessary roughness. Phil is wonderful as always. Absolutely underrated. I wouldn't call it great, but it's good for sure.

  • @ropyspoop8508
    @ropyspoop8508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Jingle All the Way is my favorite guilty pleasure.

    • @jamiehoward6505
      @jamiehoward6505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of mine too.

    • @kingeatking
      @kingeatking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is nothing guilty about this masterpiece 🤔

    • @BobPantsSpongeSquare97
      @BobPantsSpongeSquare97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah same. I recognize its not a good movie but I still get some enjoyment over how dumb it is

    • @knightghost1782
      @knightghost1782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never liked using that term.
      I don't feel guilty for liking a movie. Even if it's bad

    • @thomasc.5219
      @thomasc.5219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No need to be a guilty pleasure. It's awesome.

  • @urboiijeffy253
    @urboiijeffy253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I like how the whole movie they call Turboman a Doll. Everytime.

    • @marieschrader9150
      @marieschrader9150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

    • @Matrix803
      @Matrix803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LOL xD Actually I was watching through the movie, and I think at one point Merlin corrects Howard as he's leaving the diner and says it's an action figure. o: I could have that wrong though.
      EDIT: oops, Myron, not Merlin xD

    • @ARescueToaster
      @ARescueToaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think this is something that most parents from this era would do, particularly mothers. I believe they call them "dolls" probably because that's what mothers had when they were kids, and I believe it's only been since around the 70's / 80's when companies started making "action figures" for boys (and now man babies) when in the past they would have Tonka Trucks, toy guns and things like that.
      I could be totally wrong, though.. just some speculation :-)

    • @BigAL68xyz
      @BigAL68xyz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ARescueToaster My dad called my Star Wars figures and superheroes dolls all the time just to piss me off. He knew I hated it.

    • @craigmiller2101
      @craigmiller2101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Films they are though

  • @invisipunk
    @invisipunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Please review National Lampoons Christmas Vacation! Best Christmas movie!!

    • @thomasc.5219
      @thomasc.5219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I may be in the minority. But I think that is so overrated. It has a couple jokes that are funny but overall it's not that great.

    • @lastofmygeneration
      @lastofmygeneration 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh come on.

    • @iamradical
      @iamradical 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Don’t throw me down Clark”

    • @HIDHIFDB
      @HIDHIFDB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The shitter its full

    • @wilkiedriver
      @wilkiedriver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thomasc.5219 It's 100% fair to say it's overrated, and I love that movie.

  • @phatdookie4207
    @phatdookie4207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    *My cousin looks like a small version of the big show. We call him the Little Show.*

    • @biblegirl
      @biblegirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      awesome

    • @picoaga
      @picoaga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

    • @turdgrimlin4773
      @turdgrimlin4773 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PhatDookie 420 I have a feeling you and your cousin are not on the best of terms.

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turdgrimlin4773 don't trust your feelings then.

    • @jojoface4940
      @jojoface4940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds pretty dumb

  • @coflow9719
    @coflow9719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My grandpa, extremely strict, watched this movie like 90 times.

  • @booker80
    @booker80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Y’all should review Scrooged next.

  • @M2Mil7er
    @M2Mil7er 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Why was it difficult for Jamie to reach the Turboman toys?
    He didn't have the high ground.

    • @bucwhovian8305
      @bucwhovian8305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mysterywhiteboy72 yeah shame he’s not in the film that line is from.

    • @thesouthernerwithadhd2710
      @thesouthernerwithadhd2710 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What movie is that line from?

    • @bucwhovian8305
      @bucwhovian8305 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheSouthernerWithAdhd episode 3

  • @mrcat3493
    @mrcat3493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Jake Lloyd? What was his midichlorian count in this movie ?

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *OVER 9,000!!!!*

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn it, you beat me to it! (o:Þ

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r0bw00d
      It's ok, you'll get it next time! 👍

    • @kimmolaine8069
      @kimmolaine8069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Over ninethousaaaaaaaaand!!1

    • @jeffdavis6657
      @jeffdavis6657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatonea-hole Not even Master Yoda's is that high!

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not getting TurboMan is the real reason Anakin turned into Darth Vader.

  • @OptimusSatanas
    @OptimusSatanas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of the few channels where i actually rewatch vids.

  • @dylantennant6594
    @dylantennant6594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is a sick world we’re living in, sick people.

  • @jake7499
    @jake7499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Aw, I miss Phil Hartman.

  • @MurdaMike2011
    @MurdaMike2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Can’t go a Christmas without it

  • @joshuaromerogonzalez945
    @joshuaromerogonzalez945 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember watching this as a kid. Ever since I have a sweet spot for this film.
    Rewatched it a few years back, and now it’s a holiday tradition to watch every December.
    I like that it tackles last minute shoppings, and the desperation of traveling across all town, looking for a specific toy/gift; a situation a lot of us have been in

  • @AleXz971
    @AleXz971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really enjoyed this movie, but then again I was a kid not really paying attention to the bad things about the movie or it's sillyness. And if I rewatch it today it still makes me laugh.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    9:06 "Damn it, Jerry!"

    • @Jumperman12mac
      @Jumperman12mac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHA THAT LAUGHTER

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never noticed Chris Parnell was in JotW

  • @Rhomega
    @Rhomega 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We watch this every year, it's just dumb fun. My mom loves Myron's line "You too, Barnaby Jones!", followed by that "I'm gonna do it!" face.

  • @sparrow420500
    @sparrow420500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I honestly don't understand why this movie gets such a bad rap. There is NOTHING wrong with this movie, as far as Christmas movies go. Maybe Jake Lloyd could've been better and Sinbad is Sinbad, but Jake was a little kid and Sinbad is Sinbad. I think people just confuse the definitions of "bad movie" and "movie I don't like" The movie had everything a Christmas movie should have. A "Christmas feel" throughout, satirization of Christmas commercialization, "bad santas", and even a fight scene against the bad santas. It has learned lessons, a look at Christmas through the eyes of both children and adults. It even includes fairly original jokes, like a false "Christmas bomb" sent through the mail which turns out to be a real bomb. The movie even has a call back to Conan, when Arnold knocks out a reindeer, instead of a camel. He even later shares some beer with said reindeer. It is all set to the tone of an epic Christmas quest . . . STOP HATING ON JUNGLE ALL THE WAY!!

  • @trainsNwrestlin
    @trainsNwrestlin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Merry Christmas AVGN

  • @zues2013
    @zues2013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    jingle all the way was THE christmas movie for me growing up in the 90s along with Christmas Vacation

    • @johnnycache34
      @johnnycache34 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christmas vacation is probably my fave

    • @xShotgunSurgeryx
      @xShotgunSurgeryx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fugiwaratofu860 I agree but just add The Santa Clause.

  • @ItsToXley
    @ItsToXley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    No Jingle All the Way movie rental at Cinemassacre Video? I guess I'll have to go to Big Choice Video! 😂

  • @WilsTube
    @WilsTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The sequel’s really shit, because its unfunny, has little to do with the original, and stars the LJN of comedy sequels Larry the Cable Guy!

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Radeo Can I kill myself?

    • @giznad138
      @giznad138 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll put it this way. I fell asleep watching Kindergarten Cop 2, but actually finished Jingle All the Way 2. :)

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Social Crime Media naw, he does shit stand up too.

    • @iAsbestos
      @iAsbestos 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      theres a sequel wtf?

  • @michaelvieregge2257
    @michaelvieregge2257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jingle All The Way rules

  • @gamerex9378
    @gamerex9378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I haven't considered this a bad movie in years. So many lines of dialogue in this move are hilarious with the phone call about cookies being the highest of quality.

  • @jeremey89jl
    @jeremey89jl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Please do a video on Mr. Nanny
    I immediately thought of it at the start of the video and also at the end.
    The kids room in mr nanny was Absolutely incredible. Suburban commando is another classic of the 90’s

  • @supersped21
    @supersped21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Merry Christmas James!!! And everyone love you guys !!

  • @nik700
    @nik700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's not christmas until ou see Arnold trying to get a TurboMan

  • @izzyleanne
    @izzyleanne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's cheesy, crazy , improbable, impossible, ludicrous and ...... I love it. Guiltiest pleasure 😋

  • @Shadowstar1311
    @Shadowstar1311 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I heard a narration of “Cat in the Hat” recited in a dark, serious tone with horror music in the background, and it makes a great horror story.

  • @mitchellemmenmusic895
    @mitchellemmenmusic895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am soo homesick to the 90's. James's videos are the only thing that brings me back to that time.

  • @tronlorne9328
    @tronlorne9328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This film has been a Christmas classic for 20 years and anyone that disagrees with that is crazy. Comedy gold.

  • @cjtheejuic3839
    @cjtheejuic3839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Still not as bad as Christmas with the cranks.

    • @DareToBeDeviant
      @DareToBeDeviant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By far. Kranks is so bad I saw the whole movie was on this site like so many other bad movies neither TH-cam staff or production company even cares. Right up there with _Home Alone 4_ ...which I couldn't make past the 10 minute mark. -_-

    • @Alexinytown
      @Alexinytown 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christmas with the Kranks is on all the time. You'd think no one knows there are other Tim Allen Christmas movies.
      Now on FreeForm--24 hours of The Santa Clause 3.....never mind.

    • @jimduggan8962
      @jimduggan8962 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not bad at all.

    • @BigAL68xyz
      @BigAL68xyz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My only real problem with Christmas with the Kranks was Austin Pendleton as Santa Claus. David Huddleston and Sir Richard Attenborough were among the best actors to play Santa. The Kranks movie had the opposite end of the spectrum.

  • @normantuatoo8259
    @normantuatoo8259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sinbad, Hartman, Arnold... with cameos by Belushi and the big shoe... it's a classic for us. Arnold one liners and comedy, pure holiday magic!

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *TRUELY IT IS THE HOLLIEST JOLLIEST SEASON OF ALL*

  • @wildsmiley
    @wildsmiley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have a request for Rental Review. You guys HAVE to do The Last Dragon, a stone cold ‘80s classic.

  • @ministryartmachines
    @ministryartmachines 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep these reviews coming man can't get enough of them.

  • @darrinEH
    @darrinEH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I LOVE this movie! This is a GOOD comedy movie. It satirizes commercialism and Christmas shopping. All the actors give good performances. It's heartwarming. Great quick pace. If STUPID CRITICS never called this movie "dumb" or "campy" or "silly", everyone would see it for what it truly is. A CLASSIC!

    • @user-si9fx4xb6v
      @user-si9fx4xb6v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, I saw this movie in my local theatre in 1996 and I loved it. I still enjoy watching this movie every year at Christmas time. The parade scene is one of my favorite parts of the movie. It was amazing seeing all of those childhood fictional characters again, especially seeing Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
      I even enjoyed the extended cut, it was really funny seeing Sinbad talk about the Johnny Seven O.M.A. gun in detail and seeing Arnold trying to figure how to tell his wife why he did not a Turbo Man, with the tow truck driver.

    • @KTF0
      @KTF0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought Sinbad and Arnold's relationship was very Looney Tunes.

  • @ivargas220iv
    @ivargas220iv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I didn't find it all that bad. It's your typical holiday fluff.....but as a fan of Sinbad and Phil hartman i enjoyed this and "Houseguest"

  • @PolaroidBros
    @PolaroidBros 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rental reviews has become my favorite show on cinemassacre. Keep them coming!!

  • @Grandmastergav86
    @Grandmastergav86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It was the beginning of Arnie's real downward spiral. Great to see Phil Hartman here though. "Hi I'm Troy McClure"

  • @jonadkins1792
    @jonadkins1792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Someone's mom fighting someone over a toy at Christmas? Heck, growing up here in wv, as a teenager, i witnessed my mom wanting to fight a guy at krogers because he cut her off in a aisle with a buggy.

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      People are just insane at this time of year. Everything has gone commercial.

    • @52Tmacfan
      @52Tmacfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for saying "buggy". people look at me weird for not saying "shopping cart". I grew up saying buggy.

    • @jonadkins1792
      @jonadkins1792 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@52Tmacfan it will always be buggy. Lol

  • @kajsagauza
    @kajsagauza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Cinemassacre reinvented itself with the rental series. It's really good 😊

    • @memyselfi9576
      @memyselfi9576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed I love this series

    • @utecastronoova863
      @utecastronoova863 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Katarzyna Gauza disagree for me avgn is still his best work. Unfortunately even that has mellowed out James.

    • @kajsagauza
      @kajsagauza 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love AVGN and I agree it's a hit or miss recently. I meant that James & Mike Mondays is stale, Board James ended, Monster Madness is gone (this year it was just a marathon, which I could prepare myself with a TH-cam playlist) but rental reviews is fresh and funny.

  • @jesseswarbrick7895
    @jesseswarbrick7895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Review the 90s Christmas movie starring Nicolas Cage, Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz called Trapped in Paradise(1994) ....such an underrated Christmas movie that not alot of people know about

    • @mikedestructive
      @mikedestructive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mannn I haven't seen that in forever.

    • @danielcorey2156
      @danielcorey2156 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comedy Central had like a two year period where they played it ALL the time.

    • @devilmikey00
      @devilmikey00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That movie is great.

    • @thekragle9102
      @thekragle9102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had it on VHS and watched it a lot. Idk how I forgot about it until now, need to buy it again.

    • @datingsas
      @datingsas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do not remember this one. Will check it out thanks.

  • @artsshorts
    @artsshorts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This movie is awesome. As a young man i can admit i never felt close to my father as a youngling but this movie actually made me think a-lot about things my father may do for me even if i wasn’t aware of them. Even without the toy plot

  • @Rickyroo1980
    @Rickyroo1980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love how there's not one mention that the kid is the actor that played young Anakin in Phantom Menace.... incidentally I have never actually seen Jingle all the Way

  • @Grarrgle
    @Grarrgle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know it's nothing to do with the movie, but I just wanted to say I really love how you guys handle your sponsors. Ye make it super clear, and try to have fun with it. Wish more TH-camrs could be as good.

  • @PyroJiro
    @PyroJiro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    These Rental Reviews are great, hope they never end lol

    • @Alfador42
      @Alfador42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here!

  • @iceviking8280
    @iceviking8280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These are so nice to watch. Always a pleasure.

  • @samuelvalenti
    @samuelvalenti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was curious about that "road tour" movie. Anyone have an IMDB link, because nothing is coming up immediately

    • @travismiller4320
      @travismiller4320 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Valenti I believe he said “R.O.T.O.R”

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Verne Troyer dead, Phil Hartman dead and Jake Lloyd is off the rails as well.

  • @devidevitto
    @devidevitto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "My son want every movie the big show has been in you got to help me" i didnt know i was your son