If you arent poisoning micolash with poison knives above his boss room every playthrough mad props to you. I cant stand his one shot spells that he can glitch cast through a 3 player R1 spam.
@@pluto3194 How many times must that poor man have gotten killed by players due to said unsettling laughter...despite outright stating (and acting) his good intentions?
This is me except I've never beaten the game on survival lmao. Played the game since 2013 and for some reason my ADHD brain just quits the world before getting close to beating the dragon
My favorite yugioh ruling is how you can't synchro summon or xyz summon or link summon with facedown monsters, but you *can* fusion summon with facedown monsters why? Who fucking knows lol
- How long have you been pushing this boulder towards the top of the hill? - *1836826152615362752732652 years now* - so you must be good then *Insert sisyphus music*
@@divyanshusharma6749It's a reference to the greek myth of Sisyphus, a king who was punished by the gods to push a boulder up a cliff in the Tartarus. Whenever Sisyphus got to the top of the cliff, the boulder would roll all the way down, and he had to roll it back up, over and over, for the rest of eternity.
I love card games in new vegas. I play blackjack and poker more than i fire my gun. 70% of all my time spent playing new vegas was in the tops casino. Yet i have no idea how to play caravan.
"Six years now" sounds like a Victorian child answering how long he's been an orphan. Straight forward as if stating something as obvious as the color of the sky but with a twang of repressed pain
@@iceblade2674 Real talk: does anyone _actually_ say Kosm, or is that just Micolash being Micolash? AFAIK that one line is the only instance of "Kosm" in the game, but I don't know these things.
@@blarg2429 Yes that is the only mention of Kosm in the whole game but there is a theory that says that those who reffered to Kos as Kosm were the pthumerians.
"Ok, after several playthroughs I shouldn't struggle with Abhorrent Beast and Bloody Crow" But no matter how tender, how exquisite... A lie will remain a lie
Bloody crow is easy to defeat with the best build in the game: arcane builds! Just spam augur and he gets fucked by tentacles! Just remember that tools scale up to 99 arcane really well!
bloody crow ain't about skill tho--or at least not realistically. the mfer has literal broken stats and infinite qs bullets. it's not a fair fight and you shouldn't treat it as one.
The first time I played Bloodborne I realised my controller's movement stick was screwed; I could slow walk and sprint but couldn't jog. Instead of fixing my controller or buying a new one (ouch my empty wallet) I simply restarted and named my character GRANDMA BLOOD and tried playing the game at a literal hobble. It went terribly. I eventually fixed my controller. I'm still shit at the game. I still fucking love Bloodborne.
"How long have you been learning your second language?" "Six years now" "So you must be fluent then" [pathetic whimpering overtaken by malevolent cackle]
"He's been playing bloodborne for six years..." "Oh, really? Cool." "straight." "...?" "He has done nothing but play Bloodborne for the past six years."
No it's easy, you just have to parry every single attack after he gets to about half health so he never enters his last phase. *He says while quietly sobbing
@@HamsterPants522 yeah he actually is, as I remember if you shoot him when he like screams he just stops and then you can hit im, you just repeat this thing and its an easy fight (sorry for bad english)
No you can most definitely get better I beat the boss that killed Eileen (I think I spelled that right) first try when the first account I made I died to him I want to say 30 times
@@octavius9356 ...30 times? you have enough knowledge of the attack patterns to be a professional speedrunner how is it that it's surprising he's easier when you have better stats
Not at all. Ive been playing this game since 1.5(maybe earlier but i was too young) and i still havent killed the dragon and gone to the ender world at all. I usually just enjoied the game building some shit around.
I love Minecraft but I have no idea to play anymore because they've added so much shit. Literally i have no idea where to even begin to try set up to fight the ender dragon so I always end up making a new world and immediately dropping it after messing around and mining n building for a while
People often try to say that “Bloodborne is just lovecraft dark souls” but the gameplay is actually fairly more fast paced and in-the-moment. It makes sense as to why those who suck at Dark Souls would excel at Bloodborne and vice versa. Perhaps this cat should visit Lordran instead
I really sucked at Bloodborne despite being fairly okay at Souls when I first started, so you described me in a nutshell. Eventually I went back because the movement in Bloodborne is eerily similar to the quick boosting in Armored Core: For Answer and I actually excelled at that game. Got my Platinum trophy and now Bloodborne is my favorite of the Soulsborne series. Just goes to show you that a few deaths never hurt anyone!
Oh, I was terrible when I tried DS3. The faster pace of Bloodborne is so much easier to understand for me. Honestly though, Sekiro is my bread and butter. I've platinumed the game and beaten all the gauntlets (though I still don't understand how I managed to beat inner sword saint first try...) and the only fights I find tough now are shichimen warriors and those damned snake eyes lmao
@@ashennyx8820 that's how i felt at Walmart, a place I don't frequent, quite the characters in the place. Felt myself reaching for my left fire arm unconsciously, time to time, for a ranged parry, no joke. Bloodborne is a pain in my behinde, but it's an immersive pain.
I played hours and hours of Elden Ring, then had to reformat my PS4. After a few months I got up the nerve to start a new character. Had to reformat again. I barely had time to play it to begin with. Those hours were spaced out over about a year. I wasn’t very deep into the game. I fear I may never beat it. That had nothing to do with your comment. I’m just sad about it. 😆
@@gido9467 well I'm sorry to hear that, but look at the bright side, now you can play the new games you didn't play before 😂 I mean I think I'm addicted to elden ring I should go play something else 😅💔
Defiled Amygdala is the true guardian of the Platinum trophy. even harder than Orphan or Lawrence. the only thing that's killed me more is Malenia in Elden Ring and at least she doesn't one shot you with every single attack.
that's just a typical souls game moment, almost every NPC has a laugh like they're about to eat you alive and then they give you some crazy loot and wish you the best only😂
I have been stuck in the hunters dream for the last 6 years now. *Please help, I don't know how to leave. There's this weird guy in a wheelchair telling me to use his doll. I'm scared, these funny little floor men are all that's keeping me sane.*
@@masterjakemA bit late, but whenever you beat Slay the Spire, you unlock a slightly more difficult mode for that character, starting with ascension one and going all the way to twenty, which is astronomically more difficult. Personally, I’ve only ever managed to get one character to ascension one when playing on and off for several years, but that’s because I’m bad at card games.
Been levelling up to lv.29 but I'm still really bad at playing Souls Games especially the DLC called Real Life. At least it was way better than when i was lv.27-28, those are some horrible times..
the plan was to get the blaze rods, kill endermans, get the pearls, craft the end eyes, search for the fortress, enter the portal and beat the game instead i died in lava and quit the game
@@donquavioussquintillioncor2261 That's not too bad of a loss. If you went on a few mining trips with a fortune III pick then you would get that back no problem. It only becomes an issue if it was fully enchanted. That's when you consider getting backups. Even so it still hurts to lose things. Even if you are stacked.
"I've been playing this game for about six years now" "So you're really good at it?" "No I just know more than others I literally use the wiki all the time"
This. This is literally just how I play Fromsoft games. And despite platinuming Bloodborne years ago I hardly believe I'm "good" at the game, I just know how to exploit all the games mechanics into my favor...
@@BenzcrimsonitacilunarnebulaLike in general? Parry your own glintstone scrap with carian retaliation Ash of War ( Will most DEFINITELY be patched next update) For everything else theres mimic tear and status build like bleed, rot and frost
@@Benzcrimsonitacilunarnebula pick up any glowing skulls. Das free runes and they pop up everywhere. Also get the maps before you do anything. You will need it, especially for mining caves for upgrading. And lvl Vitality, it's absolutely worth it in this game and mandatory if you don't wanna get cheesed by trash mobs late game. Craftables are also very good, use them. One last tip, have fun and have at *least* a long/mid range spell/dagger/ect to close the distance and still continue to dps and put pressure on enemies to stagger them faster if you're running a CQC build.
Lol sounds like me I will Google the shit out of something in a game cod is like the only series I've played so long I've memorized just about everything about it that I need to know I'm referring to zombies just to clarify
Now I have the mental image of Bloodborne's "rebirth" ending, except the Hunter is now a kitty being cradled by the Doll. ...if I had the spare scratch to commission a rendering of that, I'd pay for someone to make it real.
"How long have you been living life."
"24 years now"
"So you must be good then."
Don't worry. It doesn't get easier at 29. I can promise you that.
@@bridgesbane7032 just cuz you level 29 don't mean you defeated the early game bosses
@@necrobynerton7384 Oh so it's natrual, I'm level 27 and I'm still stuck at the early level 20 boss fight.
Skill issue
Nah jk
I'm 32 and I'm about to ragequit.
"We need you to sound like a terrified victorian era beast hunting kitty cat"
voice actor: say less
He is his Own Boss for these Videos
Gianni never misses.
That was funny the way it sounded....6 years now lmao
Lol 🗿🗿🗿
Seriously that “6 years now” couldn’t be more perfect wtf 😂😂😂
"How long have you been replaying this short?"
- 50 times now
"So you must be bored now"
Lol yes 😂
*evil laughing*
🥳👍
@@Ahamanumdede eueuh uh eih
@@FiltchThe crying man ☠️ makes me always crack 😂
"How long have you been doing art?
"Six years now."
"So you must make good drawings."
(whimpering)
Art is hard bro I can relate 💀
I relate 🗿
😭 I feel this
Oof this hurts on a spiritual trust me my brother
“How long have you animated?”
“2 years now.”
“So you must be good then?”
"A noob is a noob even playing the same game for 6 years"
- Micolash, the Toxic Gamer
"YEEEOOOOOOWWW!!!"
-Orphan of Kos
"a corpse should be left well alone" Maria of the Discord Server, after getting t-bagged
Micolash pissed me off so much, he is my least favorite boss in Bloodborne
micoshit
If you arent poisoning micolash with poison knives above his boss room every playthrough mad props to you. I cant stand his one shot spells that he can glitch cast through a 3 player R1 spam.
Not a true Souls game without deeply unsettling laughter from an otherwise innocuous character
Chapel Dweller
@@pluto3194 How many times must that poor man have gotten killed by players due to said unsettling laughter...despite outright stating (and acting) his good intentions?
And to this date there is no character that can beat Oswald of Carim´s unsettling laughter.
@@pluto3194 I always found him very sweet. He's a lonely guy and one of the nicest in all Yharnam.
@@freddogrosso9835
Oh yeah he's probably my favourite minor character. Dude just wants to help and I can respect that
"how long have you been studying in college?"
- 6 years now
*"So, you must have gotten your degree huh?"*
Oof.
Underrated😅
Fuck. But COVi-
😂😂😂
Actually been stressing about going to college soon, this somehow made me feel better, thank you
"How long have you been playing Minecraft?"
"7 years now"
"so you must've defeated the ender dragon then."
"..."
This is me except I've never beaten the game on survival lmao. Played the game since 2013 and for some reason my ADHD brain just quits the world before getting close to beating the dragon
"How long have you been playing yu-gi-oh?"
"14 years now"
"Do you know the rules?"
. . . .
*cries in missing the timing*
I too like watching someone play solitaire unless the other player can stop their combo and they just give up.
My favorite yugioh ruling is how you can't synchro summon or xyz summon or link summon with facedown monsters, but you *can* fusion summon with facedown monsters
why? Who fucking knows lol
@@pengu1376 makes more sense from a balancing standpoint
You know the rules!
and so du du du du du du durgrg1ddqjc2rg2b4un4uneubeveygebge egbbqtc----
I love when Gianni voices sad/awkward cats, their voices are so perfect
When you when when you at the
I love my puter!
@@icerennodd7006 all my Friends are inside it
@@tentaclesmod WHEN HE, WHEN HE AT THE
ITS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE
- How long have you been pushing this boulder towards the top of the hill?
- *1836826152615362752732652 years now*
- so you must be good then
*Insert sisyphus music*
That was a stretch of a joke, but... nice one!😂
I didn't get the reference. What is this boulder
@@divyanshusharma6749It's a reference to the greek myth of Sisyphus, a king who was punished by the gods to push a boulder up a cliff in the Tartarus. Whenever Sisyphus got to the top of the cliff, the boulder would roll all the way down, and he had to roll it back up, over and over, for the rest of eternity.
@@Omjfvanmagnofonda Ok, I get it now. Thanks
@TylerjX5 you could say he was pushing it😏
Idk why but that cat looks absolutely stunning with that hat
"How long have you been playing Fallout: New Vegas?"
"Six years now."
"So you know the rules of caravan?"
"The rules of what?"
So go damn true
XD
That achievement is so rare. It’s hilarious, but honestly why would you bother when gambling, selling your soul, or looting are far more efficient?
I love card games in new vegas. I play blackjack and poker more than i fire my gun. 70% of all my time spent playing new vegas was in the tops casino. Yet i have no idea how to play caravan.
@@Echs_D33
It won’t feel so efficient in retrospect after the first trillion eons of an eternity of Outer Darkness away from the Warmth of God’s Love.
"Six years now" sounds like a Victorian child answering how long he's been an orphan. Straight forward as if stating something as obvious as the color of the sky but with a twang of repressed pain
i love the word, "twang." It makes me think of a frying pan being hit by a drumstick and making a twangy noise
@@CQBlitz0 made me think of some old brit talking about fruit
@@Chinchillys "thing's rather twangy innit"
How long have you been playing destiny 2
@@lorentzdriver4048 I swear, Destiny 2 is like crack. You hate it, but you keep being drawn by to it.
It's a welcome surprise when algorithm brings this back to me every few months 😊
"How long have you been playing Magic the Gathering"
"6 years now"
"So you must be good then"
*Crying*
Missed opportunity for the "Six years meow" pun 😭
That's what I heard anyway. "Six years meow" and "six years now" are equivalent statements, but one makes slightly more sense for a cat to say.
Son of a...
@Wokesus Idiocraticus ?
"How long have you been playing Fortnite?"
"Four years now."
"So you must be good?"
"🥺"
@@NorthernGreenEyes son of a meaow
Other cats: "Hey, we're looking for some mice, you want come with us?"
"Tonight, Mittens joins the hunt"
you know what, now I want a cat spinoff of bloodborne where the hunters are replaced by cats and their beasts with demonic mice 😹
@@foxfox2149 holy crap I want this now
@@foxfox2149 the flying beasts could be giant moths
@@X-SPONGED Wow! You know it's a great idea when one of the Foundation's Agents Comments! :D
@@foxfox2149 Theres a ttrpg called Cats of Catthulhu which is basically Call of Cthulu but cats so maybe that's the closest we're getting?
“How long have you been eating at Taco Bell”
“7 years now”
“So you must be clogged then”
*cries in constipation*
Not clogged yet…. The food is.
"Prepare to cry" - vaati probably
I can't get over the cat saying "six years now" he sounds like such a refined cat. Clearly a bloodborne enthusiast.
such a shame the interviewer was eviler than modern day america.
Sounds like a Victorian chimney sweep
@@BobbinRobbin777 🗿🤦♂️
@@BobbinRobbin777 Indeed
@@BobbinRobbin777 based
"How long have you been playing Bloodborne?"
"Since the nightmare began..."
Best comment, perfect amount of likes
*after 6 years, he is still stuck in central* *yharnam...*
It’s time to rest old one, let the new blood continue the hunt.
😂
The night is still long and the hunters must hunt
I cant believe I watched these kinds of vids to find out this man is a great VA and my recent disvovery. Ultrakill :)
7 years now, and my poor guy is still crying.
His eyes have seen more than anyone else here...
Ah Kos, or some say Kosm. Do you hear our prayers?
The curse of too much insight
he has been granted eyes to cleanse us of our beastly ignorance
@@iceblade2674 Real talk: does anyone _actually_ say Kosm, or is that just Micolash being Micolash? AFAIK that one line is the only instance of "Kosm" in the game, but I don't know these things.
@@blarg2429 Yes that is the only mention of Kosm in the whole game but there is a theory that says that those who reffered to Kos as Kosm were the pthumerians.
The narrator sounds like he would actually be a character in Bloodborne, the laughing seals the deal!
My guess is that, he is the same from myth of Cthulhu and Darkest Dungeon.
Who’s the VA?
@@thegiantcrow7416
For Darkest Dungeon? Wayne June.
@@thegiantcrow7416 sounds like Neil Kaplan the VA of Madara Uchiha
@@sanidjain1903 My god
"How long have you been alive?"
"32 years now"
"So you must have a good stable income, house and family then?"
*Cries*
I do actually have that.
Since 5 years.
After living in the streets for 10 years. 😅
Loser!
@@rareravenwhoa congratulations then...
Please wish me luck, i'm on my last semester and about to face life 😢
I want to give that cat a hug 🥺
Or that cat should get gud
"Ok, after several playthroughs I shouldn't struggle with Abhorrent Beast and Bloody Crow"
But no matter how tender, how exquisite... A lie will remain a lie
A hunter is a hunter even in a dream
Lies like Memories.
Bloody crow is easy to defeat with the best build in the game: arcane builds! Just spam augur and he gets fucked by tentacles! Just remember that tools scale up to 99 arcane really well!
bloody crow ain't about skill tho--or at least not realistically. the mfer has literal broken stats and infinite qs bullets. it's not a fair fight and you shouldn't treat it as one.
Lady Maria. That fight was painful first try. Took me 3 days I think.
You dont get better you just understand the lore and story
I love the fact that this is the most viewed video on Gianni's entire channel, up there with look at that new car and SHAMK
The first time I played Bloodborne I realised my controller's movement stick was screwed; I could slow walk and sprint but couldn't jog. Instead of fixing my controller or buying a new one (ouch my empty wallet) I simply restarted and named my character GRANDMA BLOOD and tried playing the game at a literal hobble.
It went terribly. I eventually fixed my controller. I'm still shit at the game. I still fucking love Bloodborne.
A hoonter must hoont
Go out an kill a few beasts, its for your own good
lmao
Nobody's going to mention how much that name fucks? ohh okay
@@kapoink835 almost sounds like the name of a boss honestly
"How long have you been learning your second language?"
"Six years now"
"So you must be fluent then"
[pathetic whimpering overtaken by malevolent cackle]
This is what living in Central Texas is like
Thats some deep pain
Jesus. Lol must be learning but not actually applying
まだ下手ですね :(
@@kaitoshirogane5563 I believe you'll become 上手 one day, don't give up
"you must be good then...?"
-funky boss spawn-
"How long have you been playing chess"
"6 years"
"So you must be good then"
Checkmate
Thinking you’re good at Bloodborne after 6 years means you’re just another madman.
You'll be one of them too...sooner or later...
@@DeltafangEX What are these thoughts? The sweet voices......they sing to me....it's enough to make a man insane....
WHATS THAT SMELL?!
Grant us eyes
🤡🤡🤡🤡
"He's been playing bloodborne for six years..."
"Oh, really? Cool."
"straight."
"...?"
"He has done nothing but play Bloodborne for the past six years."
... I switch to Dark Souls everyonce in a while...
Who is this King?
HOW?! HOW IS HE STILL SANE AFTER THAT?!
Well i know people that was playing YEARS a game on steam
"He hasnt stopped. He's just been farming in the damn chalice dungeons. He still hasnt even gotten past the defiled chalice... what the fuck."
"having a PhD doesn't make you intelligent." - same energy.
“How long have you been playing Bloodborne?”
“6 years meow”
Reminds me when I told my friends kos is an easy boss and then I proceed to go home and cry in the corner.
I never beat him I just gave up lol
No it's easy, you just have to parry every single attack after he gets to about half health so he never enters his last phase. *He says while quietly sobbing
Kos is easy if you practice him a lot. The weapons you use matter greatly too.
Ok i'll get into bloodborne and take him on haha
@@HamsterPants522 yeah he actually is, as I remember if you shoot him when he like screams he just stops and then you can hit im, you just repeat this thing and its an easy fight (sorry for bad english)
I Manipulated the TH-cam Algorithm to Take Me Here. The Computer Is a Tool and I Wield It with Strength.
Why can I imagine the hunter beating the shit out of the orphan of kas with a computer
"It was me, Barry"
I always manipulate the algorithm to show me a video I’m looking for through perfect rng manipulation. I don’t like to search things
"How long have you been playing Skyrim?"
"Six years now."
"Well, I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
-How long have you been playing piano?
*-6 years now*
-So you must be good then
*Pain
Edit: omg this is literally my best performing comment ever tysm
Can't spell piano without pain after all...
Me except make it ≈10-11 years. I just improvise shit now because reading music is still hard sometimes.
Paino
*Plin* *Plon* plays
this feels so relatable omg
*Lugwig's theme fades in while I scream profanities in the background*
That was one grotesque creature. I did feel lost of pity for him.
Mamaguevooooooo!!!!
*Gehrman theme fades in as I bawl my eyes out*
Ludwig is fine...ITS THE 2 FUCKS AFTER LUDWIG
*Maria's theme fades in accompanied by my yelling and gunshots*
I love how the interviewer laughs so quietly
Spawn, is that you?
Well, at least he can come back 9 times, then he has to start over.
Sekiro's quaking in his boots right now
@@abox6989 There's a reason he's not called cat
"You don't simply get good at blood born you just gain more patience"
No you can most definitely get better I beat the boss that killed Eileen (I think I spelled that right) first try when the first account I made I died to him I want to say 30 times
@@octavius9356 it is a joke
Well. I beat every boss on first try these days so I disagree.
@@octavius9356 ...30 times? you have enough knowledge of the attack patterns to be a professional speedrunner how is it that it's surprising he's easier when you have better stats
@@noobfart stats don't matter
-How long have you been going on dates?
-On and Off 10 years now.
-So you’ve had a girlfriend?
- 😢
-How long have been playing pokemon?
-10 years now
-So you must be good at strat then
- *whimpers*
"Fear the Old Cats. By the Gods, fear them Laurence."
Lol lol 😂
🐈
May the goodest of kittens guide your way
I must take my kitty feed.
Imagine walking into gianni's room and seeing him doing weird noises like that to his mic
It has to be an incredible sight
Hopefully he has a little studio booth by now.
Imagine walking into Gianni's room and seeing a cat playing Bloodborne
*+3 insight*
*Boss health bar shows up*
*Boss theme starts playing*
*Demonic screams from boss*
How long have you been playing Bloodborne?
Me: "It's enough to make a man sick."
In Bloodbourne, you don't get good, you get less bad.
*"How long you been playing Minecraft!?"*
"10 Years"
*"Soo... You must be good at it?"*
:
Not at all. Ive been playing this game since 1.5(maybe earlier but i was too young) and i still havent killed the dragon and gone to the ender world at all. I usually just enjoied the game building some shit around.
@@jonelocker4142 i have been playing for like 5 years adn still shit my pants when i go to the nether
@@vullnetbajrami736 haha same goes here
I love Minecraft but I have no idea to play anymore because they've added so much shit. Literally i have no idea where to even begin to try set up to fight the ender dragon so I always end up making a new world and immediately dropping it after messing around and mining n building for a while
@@jonelocker4142 holy shit I've never killed the dragon once.. outside creative that is.. damn
Jokes aside, I wouldn't mind giving that cat a warm hug.
Lol thank you. The meme is funny but i always feel bad for the kitty 😂
Ngl the more I replay this video, the more I feel bad lol.
No one wouldn't mind
Where I'm from the cat wouldn't ming giving you a big warm hug
Never pet an animal you don't know...
The cat voice is so perfect it makes me laugh instantly 😂
"How long have you been writing?"
"8 years now."
"So you must be good then?"
One does not simply play bloodborne. One mearly survives it.
Hard disagree, you’ve got to embrace the hunt
Is mearly spelled that way or am I getting the mandella effect of somehow being sure that it isnt
@@ralek592 your not wrong. Kind of funny considering I predominantly use Google Voice.
@ralek592 it's merely.
@@thegreatpoo2electricboogal318 thank you wise sage
i like how you can just put that hat on anything and it becomes a hunter lol
I just realized after reading your comment that the hat looks like a bycocket, which nowadays is associated with medieval hunters.
Bruh, it's a literal hunters cap 💀
"So you must be good then" then that laugh sent shivers down my spine. That's the most threatening thing he could've said
I love getting this in my feed from time to time
I still love getting this in my feed from time to time
i love how gianni just went from "daddy" to "twink" with the cats voice
its adorable, even the poor cats whimper, makes me wanna cuddle it :(
People often try to say that “Bloodborne is just lovecraft dark souls” but the gameplay is actually fairly more fast paced and in-the-moment. It makes sense as to why those who suck at Dark Souls would excel at Bloodborne and vice versa.
Perhaps this cat should visit Lordran instead
I really sucked at Bloodborne despite being fairly okay at Souls when I first started, so you described me in a nutshell. Eventually I went back because the movement in Bloodborne is eerily similar to the quick boosting in Armored Core: For Answer and I actually excelled at that game. Got my Platinum trophy and now Bloodborne is my favorite of the Soulsborne series. Just goes to show you that a few deaths never hurt anyone!
Oh, I was terrible when I tried DS3. The faster pace of Bloodborne is so much easier to understand for me. Honestly though, Sekiro is my bread and butter. I've platinumed the game and beaten all the gauntlets (though I still don't understand how I managed to beat inner sword saint first try...) and the only fights I find tough now are shichimen warriors and those damned snake eyes lmao
I’m decent at both. What sorcery am I using?
@@mcbonkytron8411 you are a jack of all trades, yet a master of none
@@randoman8654
You’re probably not wrong.
“You must be good then!”
*ludwig music intensifies*
Music name?
@@Rainer69 ost*
@@alprem3455 name of the song
@@Rainer69 if it is ludwig music, it is either ludwig the accursed or ludwig the holy sword
@@WittyCorvian ok thanks 👍
At first, before buying bloodborne, I was laughing with the guy.
Now I am absolutely on the floor shedding tears at the truth of the statement
"How long have you been making Sonic games?"
"33 years now."
*"So they must be good then."*
To be fair at least 3/4s of that time is spent in the character customization.
I'm always trying to create the most horrifying character I can do. A true eldritch entity if you will
@@_rosmarino I myself have been creating locecraftian horrors since I first played Oblivion, now I can make any custom character into a demon.
@@complimentbotd7232 lmaooo
That's the time you spend in loading screens
Either code vein or the onion news network skit
“How long have you been playing metal gear”
“Six years now”
“Then you must understand the lore”
*pathetic crying*
It has a lore?
Me with cod zombies lol
Metal gear is supposed to have lore?
@@a.pigeonlmao honestly 🤣
@@ub-4630average MGR FAN
“Six years maow!” is what I hear.
Game so good, it gives you frenzy even OUTSIDE the game.
Beaats all over the shop, youll be one of them, sooner or later
@@ashennyx8820 that's how i felt at Walmart, a place I don't frequent, quite the characters in the place. Felt myself reaching for my left fire arm unconsciously, time to time, for a ranged parry, no joke. Bloodborne is a pain in my behinde, but it's an immersive pain.
"How long have you been playing elden ring?"
"1 year now."
"So you must be pro at defeating Margit on a new character."
"..."
_And thus, the cat's foolish ambitions were put to rest, for the hands of Margit brooked it no quarter._
I did
I played hours and hours of Elden Ring, then had to reformat my PS4. After a few months I got up the nerve to start a new character. Had to reformat again.
I barely had time to play it to begin with. Those hours were spaced out over about a year. I wasn’t very deep into the game. I fear I may never beat it.
That had nothing to do with your comment. I’m just sad about it. 😆
@@gido9467 well I'm sorry to hear that, but look at the bright side, now you can play the new games you didn't play before 😂
I mean I think I'm addicted to elden ring I should go play something else 😅💔
@@justarandomguy5027 yeah I finally figured out how to
Parry is the answer!
Bloodborne will be a decade old next year
No matter how good you are, defiled chalice Amy is painful.
Defiled Amygdala is the true guardian of the Platinum trophy. even harder than Orphan or Lawrence. the only thing that's killed me more is Malenia in Elden Ring and at least she doesn't one shot you with every single attack.
When the interviewer laugh I just know he was the boss.
that's just a typical souls game moment, almost every NPC has a laugh like they're about to eat you alive and then they give you some crazy loot and wish you the best only😂
"How long have you been playing Touhou?"
"12 years now"
"You must be very good at it"
*Cries in can't 1cc normal*
What is touhou if i may ask?
@@crimsonlancer1872 a bullet hell shmup game from japan
@@crimsonlancer1872
Skip the game, read the fan fiction mangas, they’re a lot better, ironically.
@@crimsonlancer1872 It's a weeby japanese shoot them up. Also every character female
This is me with the Gundemonium Collection. 12 years, still bad at it
"How long have you been playing Street Fighter 2?"
"33 years now"
"so you must be good then?"
"No, I just play Old Sagat and win"
That interviewer sounds like the next boss. Better ready up Mr. cat.
That deep scratchy voice will forever be my weakness 😩👌🏼❤️
👀
Yeah, the ladies tend to enjoy the deep, scratchy voice. I've been told it creates a waterfall effect.
@@Betlejuse420 cringe.
Literally 🤭
@@Betlejuse420 lol
I have been stuck in the hunters dream for the last 6 years now.
*Please help, I don't know how to leave. There's this weird guy in a wheelchair telling me to use his doll. I'm scared, these funny little floor men are all that's keeping me sane.*
6 years meow
Next year will be my 10 years and it still kicks my head in
"How long have you been playing Slay the Spire?"
"4 years now."
"So you've gotten at least one character to Ascention 20, right?"
🥺🥺🥺🥺
I was waiting for one of these jokes to call me out.
@@SpaceChicken Almost all the jokes are calling me out LOL
what is ascention 20?
@@masterjakemit's the one coming right after ascention19.. duh..
@@masterjakemA bit late, but whenever you beat Slay the Spire, you unlock a slightly more difficult mode for that character, starting with ascension one and going all the way to twenty, which is astronomically more difficult. Personally, I’ve only ever managed to get one character to ascension one when playing on and off for several years, but that’s because I’m bad at card games.
Been levelling up to lv.29 but I'm still really bad at playing Souls Games especially the DLC called Real Life.
At least it was way better than when i was lv.27-28, those are some horrible times..
-How long have you been learning to speak Russian?
-5 years now
-So you must be good at it
**sob**
Roams around Jhoto with a level 2 pidgey...
I have never felt more attacked in my entire life.
Because you suck at Bloodborne? Maybe stick to Nintendo games, kid. Or go outside
Okay but how do you sound like an actual bloodborne NPC here, the accuracy is insane
You know your humor is weird if you laughed at "6 yeahs nou"
It got to the point where I would stand still when Amygdala would jump. I just knew how to telegraph it
“I’ve been playing Enter the Gungeon for 3 years now”
Oh wow so you must be able to get the Old Crest to the altar?
…
the freaking Old Crest from Enter the Gungeon i dont want to talk ever Again about this thing
@@cloudjustice9902 después de un mes recién llegué al piso 3
I can beat the Lich fairly consistently, but that damn Crest is the hardest challenge in the game
@@Simply_resharkable yoooooo BIG GUYYYY !!!! im scissors forever my friend
I’ve been playing for 2 years and I haven’t gotten past halfway through the second chamber 🗿
"how long have you been playing minecraft"
"8 years now"
"so that must mean that you've beaten survival mode, right?"
look as soon as i make a house on a scenic mountain and get full iron gear that's endgame as far as i'm concerned
@@comicalbanana the best i got was full diamond armor and then losing everything right away on the nether
the plan was to get the blaze rods, kill endermans, get the pearls, craft the end eyes, search for the fortress, enter the portal and beat the game
instead i died in lava and quit the game
@@donquavioussquintillioncor2261 lmao mood but also ouch
@@donquavioussquintillioncor2261 That's not too bad of a loss. If you went on a few mining trips with a fortune III pick then you would get that back no problem. It only becomes an issue if it was fully enchanted. That's when you consider getting backups. Even so it still hurts to lose things. Even if you are stacked.
I love how realistic this is
Dude, you're a great voice actor, that sadness was so damn real....please make a part 3
“How long have you played violin?”
“6 years now”
“So you must be good then”
(Whimpering)
"I've been playing this game for about six years now"
"So you're really good at it?"
"No I just know more than others I literally use the wiki all the time"
This.
This is literally just how I play Fromsoft games.
And despite platinuming Bloodborne years ago I hardly believe I'm "good" at the game, I just know how to exploit all the games mechanics into my favor...
@@sasaki999pro any tips on elden ring
@@BenzcrimsonitacilunarnebulaLike in general?
Parry your own glintstone scrap with carian retaliation Ash of War
( Will most DEFINITELY be patched next update)
For everything else theres mimic tear and status build like bleed, rot and frost
@@Benzcrimsonitacilunarnebula pick up any glowing skulls. Das free runes and they pop up everywhere. Also get the maps before you do anything. You will need it, especially for mining caves for upgrading. And lvl Vitality, it's absolutely worth it in this game and mandatory if you don't wanna get cheesed by trash mobs late game. Craftables are also very good, use them.
One last tip, have fun and have at *least* a long/mid range spell/dagger/ect to close the distance and still continue to dps and put pressure on enemies to stagger them faster if you're running a CQC build.
Lol sounds like me I will Google the shit out of something in a game cod is like the only series I've played so long I've memorized just about everything about it that I need to know I'm referring to zombies just to clarify
Honestly I was not ready for how deep that voice was.
Ludwig the holy blade theme kicks in
"Noobs ... all over the shop. Aaaahhh."
Now I have the mental image of Bloodborne's "rebirth" ending, except the Hunter is now a kitty being cradled by the Doll.
...if I had the spare scratch to commission a rendering of that, I'd pay for someone to make it real.
I honestly rather this than an actual squid.
@@C39SHARKDRAKE squid makes more sense
And the Players Will be named after lovecrafts own pet,the name shall be Ni-
@@randomhive1788 OH NO
@@randomhive1788 *DON'T YOU F@CKIN DARE-*
I love how the interviewer laughs like he new exactly what to say to upset the blood born cat
>Been playing dark souls for 14 years now.
>Finally starting to get good at it