Make sure you do that exact same quest again but this time during science go downstairs and show Teddy the contract it's much more fun than helping the evil twin.
@@PeachDragon_ If by right you mean Teddy isn't scarily competent... I don't know if you noticed, but he already managed to stage a perfect murder of a kid he didn't have a beef with for his companies supposed gain. He's just a bit naive and timid... two things that evaporate if he learns Felix is trying to murder him. :|
@@PeachDragon_ Uh?? Tirade? For someone who asserts untreated ADHD you don't easily recognize its hallmarks (overexcited rambling) in others?? Also, what playthrough are you watching?! This is a game about fictional five year olds murdering each other and being murdered. Teddy plans the murder of Asthma kid and with the player as his errand boy, succeeds- and he didn't even want him to die, just thought his brother did. Then when he finds out Felix really intended to kill him he loses the relative innocence seen in the previous murder & comes up with a brutal counter-plot in no time at all. I think he may have highest body count of any kid in this installment save for nugget and the player.
I don’t know what’s worst, being covered I spiders then buried alive or being covered in spiders and being buried alive while the guy doing it is wearing a bright pink dress and blonde wig.
@@samhandwich1326 If you click the join button next to the subscribe button, pretty sure you can sponsor DF to keep doing stuff like this. He's been sponsoring for a year, so he has that image
He needs the wheelchair to house the mechanisms for the cannon. The wheelchair also gets him access to special areas and thus extra business opportunities.
I like how even DF was like i should probably leave when Felix asked Nugget if hed be ok with not going to the nugget factory. You dont mess with Nugget when it comes to nuggets
I only watch two gaming channels; this one and Neebs Gaming. It always impresses me that although Neebs has almost 4 times as many subscribers this channel blows them away in views. You got some dedicated viewers, myself included. Props for the great content.
The bobblehead thing becomes more unsettling the more you watch them. The only reason you don't hear them rattling is because they have nothing in them.
@@guidojacobs2002 Nugget attached someone else's arm to himself, without rejection issues, after bleeding out all day. No surgery, he presumably just jammed the damn thing into his empty socket and assimilated it. You're damn right a bodyguard ain't gonna stop the little abomination.
hi df! im a big fan & just wanted to let you know your my favorite youtuber. you show me so many games that when i get money, i might honestly buy all of them because of you. so thank you for being an inspiring youtuber (and sorry for this crappy heartfelt speech) p.s we want a Minecraft let’s play so you should do it ;))
Me: I wonder what will happen if we ever leave DF and a nuclear launch button in a room? DF: Ooooh... Let's blow up the and see what happens. "Launches" "A country was destroyed" DF: Let's try that one more time... Lolz
@@sinfulwrath666 Then you know that there are more than a few nuclear launch buttons in that game, though some things like morse code might be a bit too much for DF.
I'm laying in bed, I can't move my one of my legs right now and I'm just waiting all day to get any TH-cam notifications and god damn DF your videos always give me quite a big laugh. Thanks DF
when i die i want my friends to get a tattoo that says "Its a treasure chest, but the real treasure is the friends we buried alive along the way" and if they dont ill haunt them
I really wish we could have seen Nugget at a Nugget factory. I'm curious if he would have a seizure from happiness or not. Or maybe he would just turn into. Willy Wonka but for Nuggets.
I love the kindergarten series it‘s my favourite. I‘d love to follow the new janitor‘s story, I‘m sure there‘s something fun to explore. Also the monster in the nugget cave and the school principal. And the principals daughter (I forgot her name) could get interesting too, thinking of the remote control for her. So much to explore, so many children to kill, I‘m excited!
Thanks for the great content! Just a small suggestion - Please don't crop the thumbnail with a red border. It makes it look as if I have already watched this video and that's why it was originally skipped by me.
I regret nothing
Epic
4 days ago ok
DangerouslyFunny 4 days ago? He is right, he’s got nothing but time.
like always
4 days ago? Is the thing you dont regret going back in time?
You can also kill Felix if you show ted the contract
You also get a card
And an outfit!
How Theodore is always a cursed name?
ooh cool. brotherly murder
Ok shiny dito trubish
Make sure you do that exact same quest again but this time during science go downstairs and show Teddy the contract it's much more fun than helping the evil twin.
But felix is right
He is not evil
"The Knigh turned evil"
@@PeachDragon_ If by right you mean Teddy isn't scarily competent... I don't know if you noticed, but he already managed to stage a perfect murder of a kid he didn't have a beef with for his companies supposed gain. He's just a bit naive and timid... two things that evaporate if he learns Felix is trying to murder him. :|
@@keigoftw you went on a tirade about a 3 year old comment, i don't even know what the fuck you're going on about
@@PeachDragon_ Uh?? Tirade? For someone who asserts untreated ADHD you don't easily recognize its hallmarks (overexcited rambling) in others?? Also, what playthrough are you watching?! This is a game about fictional five year olds murdering each other and being murdered. Teddy plans the murder of Asthma kid and with the player as his errand boy, succeeds- and he didn't even want him to die, just thought his brother did. Then when he finds out Felix really intended to kill him he loses the relative innocence seen in the previous murder & comes up with a brutal counter-plot in no time at all. I think he may have highest body count of any kid in this installment save for nugget and the player.
"Don't worry teddy, you play the most _important_ part"
God, this felix kid is a hellspawn and i love it.
I don’t know what’s worst, being covered I spiders then buried alive or being covered in spiders and being buried alive while the guy doing it is wearing a bright pink dress and blonde wig.
its worse if he is wearing your own clothes cuz that means he already did it
Also with a insane kid on top of you
*shows AppleSoft pin*
*Felix gets out monocle and tea*
*I sEe YoU aRe A mAn Of StAtUs*
And I’m ted
Felix; Huzzah! A man of quality!
Carla ??? Actually yes
woulda been better if it was
*Ah, I sEe yOu'Re A mAn Of CuLtUrE aSwElL*
Rabbit
I was thinking of doing that but I wanted to stick with actual voice lines in the game
@@Carla-xx3ju ahhh Carla I see your a WoMAN of culture as well! Uuhhh!
I love how so many people are confused about how you can schedule a video for later LOL
Kirara Lala how do you have DF after your name
@@samhandwich1326 If you click the join button next to the subscribe button, pretty sure you can sponsor DF to keep doing stuff like this. He's been sponsoring for a year, so he has that image
If the cripple is so smart why doesn't he just build some legs. Clearly he's not as smart as you think he is.
revenge always comes 1st
Yeah, this is big brain time.
why you need some legs if you can have flying chair?
Nakura Nakula
Better yet, Jet Legs!
A jet engine for the legs to fly around!
He needs the wheelchair to house the mechanisms for the cannon. The wheelchair also gets him access to special areas and thus extra business opportunities.
I like how even DF was like i should probably leave when Felix asked Nugget if hed be ok with not going to the nugget factory. You dont mess with Nugget when it comes to nuggets
I don't see why you couldn't just use the chainsaw to harvest your own arms. Literally unplayable
You aren't nugget, therefore you would bleed out.
11:13 "Let the ball hit the teacher's face insert your own joke there" *I'M DEAD XD*
Oh thank god, I'd been waiting for this video for the longest time. Thanks for the great commentary!
I only watch two gaming channels; this one and Neebs Gaming. It always impresses me that although Neebs has almost 4 times as many subscribers this channel blows them away in views. You got some dedicated viewers, myself included. Props for the great content.
The bobblehead thing becomes more unsettling the more you watch them. The only reason you don't hear them rattling is because they have nothing in them.
Why. Why is my recommends on this video filled with kids songs.. TH-cam algorithm I think you are mistaken.
the keyword "Kindergarten" "Friends" might be one too
Nuggets Factory is a fake 😭 Nugget now Gotta kill The rich boy
He's rich. He doesn't need to own a nugget factory to give Nugget a tour of a nugget factory.
@@theuncalledfor He should hope so, because there's no bodyguard that can stop Nugget.
@@guidojacobs2002
Nugget attached someone else's arm to himself, without rejection issues, after bleeding out all day. No surgery, he presumably just jammed the damn thing into his empty socket and assimilated it.
You're damn right a bodyguard ain't gonna stop the little abomination.
Me need nugget
I regret not finding this youtuber earlier
Sub?
Pls sub?
Replay the mission but when you sign the contract in science go downstairs and into the “dumb” class and show ted the contract
ooh what happens?
Ice Neko don’t want to spoil it but let’s just say, when you show ted it, he isn’t happy
You finally used the clothing!
You mean what I want to do in a nutshell
I have no idea what half of the games DF plays are or how they work, but DF always makes them funny enough to watch anyway.
Everytime i see you uploading kindergarten i become so happy its not describeable
No one:
DF: Dang I look good in a dress
hi df! im a big fan & just wanted to let you know your my favorite youtuber. you show me so many games that when i get money, i might honestly buy all of them because of you. so thank you for being an inspiring youtuber (and sorry for this crappy heartfelt speech)
p.s we want a Minecraft let’s play so you should do it ;))
Hi needygives
TH-cam Account 'Cause Why Not howdyyy 🤠🤠
Definitely my favorite series of yours.
9:22 "where do you think you're going"
"yes I am" DF - 2019
Me: I wonder what will happen if we ever leave DF and a nuclear launch button in a room?
DF: Ooooh... Let's blow up the and see what happens.
"Launches"
"A country was destroyed"
DF: Let's try that one more time...
Lolz
I too wish to see him play Please, Don't Touch Anything.
@@guidojacobs2002 I remember that game! Markiplier played that game years ago. And all that different endings which perfectly fits for DF to play.
@@sinfulwrath666 Then you know that there are more than a few nuclear launch buttons in that game, though some things like morse code might be a bit too much for DF.
13:09 is like : THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
did you breach containment just to post this..?
I legit thought I've already seen this video because of the red border at the bottom of thhe thumbnail. Glad I didn't miss it :D
13:09 *this is Sparta*
Alternative
show teddy the contract in morning time, but you need to still go to smart class for as far as I know
i like the cant argue with that part because you damn cant argue with a laser
The best hitman is the hitman in a pink dress and blonde wig.
If you think that's oddly specific, that's cause it is.
Rude
True
I'm laying in bed, I can't move my one of my legs right now and I'm just waiting all day to get any TH-cam notifications and god damn DF your videos always give me quite a big laugh. Thanks DF
Aww Nugget got arm AND a trip? Good episode!
SUCH A GOOD TITLE
Df is my favorite yter now. This content and especially stardew valley is my favorite
when i die i want my friends to get a tattoo that says "Its a treasure chest, but the real treasure is the friends we buried alive along the way" and if they dont ill haunt them
I really wish we could have seen Nugget at a Nugget factory. I'm curious if he would have a seizure from happiness or not.
Or maybe he would just turn into. Willy Wonka but for Nuggets.
i have waited soo long love your vids
Yes! This is the earliest I’ve ever been here! Please do minecraft next! Only a suggestion, your one of my favorite TH-camr!
Wannabe Idiot MINECRAFT HAHA THIS BETTER BE A JOKE
idk man. I know Minecraft, who doesn't? It just... dunno, feels cheap?
The recommended Angel Child channel in this recommendation box is quite terrifying
I love the kindergarten series it‘s my favourite. I‘d love to follow the new janitor‘s story, I‘m sure there‘s something fun to explore. Also the monster in the nugget cave and the school principal. And the principals daughter (I forgot her name) could get interesting too, thinking of the remote control for her.
So much to explore, so many children to kill, I‘m excited!
"Nugget will bury the rich kid with his brother" what a fucking thug lol
I know it’s an old game but df should play don’t touch anything
It’s just his voice that makes it funny
Nugget is my favorite Nugget, hes just so Nuggety
Wow, so many effects this time
Pretty sure stevie having his arm severed is a reference to ash williams when his arm gets cut off in evil dead they look pretty similar
That title is the best XD
*_and i'm Ted_*
Hey, try do the ted ending, Your my fav youtuber. The ted ending, when u sign the contract go downstairs and show ted it. then just do all that stuff.
Cain is not able. Cain is Cain. Able is able.
Breaking sad you get to watch cindy get beaten
Rimworld you can kill everything
Toilet paper is a prize gosh he has gold as a prize
Yes
Nugget is unstoppable when it comes to nuggets
What song is that at 0:10 with the whistles, its really bugging me that i cant remember
Thanks for the great content! Just a small suggestion - Please don't crop the thumbnail with a red border. It makes it look as if I have already watched this video and that's why it was originally skipped by me.
I bet DF doesn't regret anything on cain's not able
2:44 you cant get back up from a roast like that
Congrats if you got the joke
LETS GOO ANOTHER KINDERGARTEN EPISODE😈😈😈
Now I’m done I ive was o go watch h3h3.
Can't wait for the next one XD hahahaha
So because the game is called “Kindergarten”, youtube put toddler videos in my recommended. Great job at reading the room, TH-cam.
happens to me too
You should try this mission again but instead of getting the spiders go to the dumber class and show teddy the contract at morning time
I was really waiting for this, i kept getting-other youtube videos recommended to me and I refused to watch ;)
Hey! Want a Monstermon Card? Well Tell Teddy the Plan and Soon, Felix IS the Victim to Fall down the Hole!
I regret nothing too buddy
Nugget would bury the rich boy with his rich brother ha classic nugget
5:28
•-• "okey"
2:42 got roasted
I love this game
1:35 i got hand sanitizer in my eye... im not blind tho
nugget has 2 left arms
I had lullubays in the recommend on this video
I adore Nugget
Spiff told me to come and sub
Rip Stevie 😂
WHY CAN YOU GET SOMEONE AN ARM IN KINDERGARTEN BUT NOT HIGHSCHOOL?! That's so unfair.
I’m subscribing
Why is Stevie always t-posing
Why didn't you betray felix? You would've gotten a monstermon card
Nope Nope
he didn’t know he could
Indeed
I love so much Also please Do more Stardew Valley and Call them all idiots it so Funny
Time traveling DF?
Best videos
Skeet skeet
What’s the song at 10:14?
Right now my phone battery is at 69%
Noice
Oh god the recommendations are terrible.
There is a cool ending U need all monstermon cards nugget kills everyone
XD
YES SIRRRR
stop bully monty but it still funny
2:06 creeper?
Why did you bring the lazer gun? You didn't need it.
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I can’t tell if nugget likes nuggets
Hi
Published august 16 2019...
But DF post a Comment 4 Days Ago...
wait...
DF how Did you time Travel ? TEACH ME.
He had it set to private
video scheduling