It's not even lazy he's just selfish. He already decided he didn't want to play the game because he's bored of it. Then his chat votes for him to play it and he pretends like he is going to try to play but then justifies not doing it. He closes the game and when asked why he's like, "Oh WE decided the game is boring now so we're not playing it anymore."
I love how he literally gaslit reality in real time that the dents wanted to give him money while he sat there and talked a bunch of rubbish, while his chat were like 'play the game you dunce'. Truly an impressive display.
he's so hellbent with this Q & A stuff it's hilarious, he really, REALLY wants to gain money for simply existing, mf so lazy he doesn't want to play games anymore
@@hinglemccringleberry76 He should talk about his life stories. I had a bad case of insomnia that DSP cured when he started talking about that time when he lost his groceries (it was stolen apparently).
If you don't want to play games... JUST DON'T PLAY THEM. Why even put it up to a poll and drag your audience through the mud to try to railroad them into choosing what you really want? Especially if you're going to do something begrudgingly. I love that he thinks someone is highjacking his poll with bots. That's not even how viewbotting works... AND even if his views are being boosted via bots, the poll only had 239 votes, which kind of proves it's just the actual people who were voting.
He HAS to stick to the schedule at all costs. He can NOT diverge from his set schedule, which schedules out not just his streaming but his entire life, he has to shop at the scheduled time, and watch movies at the scheduled time. If he doesn't he says he gets "anxious and nervous"
Phil carries the mantra of Dire Straits 'Money for Nothing' in his shrivelled prune microscopic greedy little heart, without any kind of irony or self-awareness as to what the song was actually about.
Correct. The poll was something to use as an excuse / cover to stop playing the game. That's the level of laziness that he's at right now. He would've done the same thing with Baldur's Gate 3 a long time ago, the only thing that stopped him was the guaranteed payment he was getting from some of the dents.
This reminds me of the time that viewers voted for a game that dsp didnt want to play,yet posted on the poll, and decides to play another game instead cause it was the trolls who inflated the votes for the game he didnt want to play... a game he didnt want to play that he added in a poll for games he wanted to play. He went on to wonder why viewers where low and dont add up to the votes in the game that wasnt chosen, and wondered why contributions were low...i wonder why
Still blows my mind that he was dodging Jayde last year when he wanted to play Phil in SF6. How fragile does your ego have to be that you refuse to play someone that is wheelchair bound for life because you're afraid they might beat you in a game.
Look, if he plays a co-op game with more than one other person, they might start talking to or about each other instead of focusing on him & then what would he do?
I'm DSP I have a business degree, the concept of a multiplayer game confuses me. I could make a private party for me and my viewers to play Helldivers but I'm DSP without my influence multiplayer wouldn't be a thing.
Dents: Play the game DSP: Idk, do yall even really want to see the Game? Dents: Yes, just play. DSP: Alright, lets do a Poll and see if we just chat or if im gonna play the game Poll: Play the game DSP: Idk, i kinda cba with this Game, its so boring. Dents: Play the Game, theres new Content. DSP: Well, akcually, youre lying, but i just realized you didnt, but i would actually have to play the Game for the Content, so, lets just Chat instead, noone wants to see the Game anyway.
'We changed our minds?' He's so afraid to not have an excuse, or upset the paypigs that he has to gaslight his dents into a 'chill stream'... Streaming may not be a job...but this is another rung down from that... The hypocritical thing is he still expects to be respected after all of this bullshit.
"Please don't bring up the trolls. That's my job. I just don't understand why the trolls won't leave me alone when I continue to do what they want, and talk about them everyday. Nothing I can do."
Phil is so paranoid, he thought that question about his haircut price was a troll donation trying to probe for financial info that's why he didn't just answer the question immediately like a normal human. You can see the cogs in his head turning as he desperately formulates the best lie.
How much does a bottle of _Just For Men_ sell for these days? Although, saying that, I wouldn't put it past him to use the TV shopping spray can stuff either.
Ah yes "trolls skewed the poll with viewbotting", it's not like Phil just didn't want to play the game and used some stupid excuses or anything 6:47 why doesn't he play the game with friends then ? Oh right
Phil making poll votes pointless then says people that are voting are veiw botting? I'm not sure how that makes sense at all. And yet he thinks people voting for him to game are trolls? So anything his said fans/dents, etc, that vote are going to be labelled as trolls now?
Phil: "so do you all want to talk and hang out or just play the game?" Chat: "play the game! That's why we're here!" Jayde: "I talk u k" Phil: "oh you want to talk Jayde, ok let's do that. That sounds good." Rest of chat: ...
Phil probably thinks in his head he's being efficient with this. Like he doesn't edit because he thinks his raw vids do just as well if not better than edited videos so the extra work is pointless and here he thinks him talking nets him more than playing video games so he must think he's being smart this way. Also let's not forget this man-child's definition of work is so skewed. He thinks driving to a GameStop at midnight is work.
The irony that people want to "chill" with Phil. Phil is not your friend. He would not stream without financial gain. He doesn't care if your dog died. He isn't going to show up to your mother's funeral. He certainly doesn't want to meet any of you in real life. He wants to stay inside his house, inside his gated community like a vault in the Fallout series. He will spend the rest of his days as a happy pig enjoying the spoils of your hard work while he begs you to give him more money. Again, he only cares about "engagement". He uses this term instead of saying "give me money" or he won't do it. I feel sorry for anyone that gives him money. Deep down, I'm rooting for Phil. I like an underdog. I want to see people succeed. I want to see Phil live by love and integrity. He has fallen so damn far... I want to see an honest man, relying on himself for income, confident and secure in himself so that his life doesn't revolve around begging for money or avoiding trolls. Phil, you are weak. Physically, you are weak. Mentally, you are weak. Your whole life has been one excuse after another. I would like to continue but it doesn't do me any good. Good day everyone.
I’m not so sure about Phil not viewbotting/buying subs for his channel. Out of curiosity I checked his social blade, and his sub count was VERYYYYYYYYY ODD. As in he would get no subs, and multiple times a month he would get exactly 100 every time.
Socialblade rounds those numbers nowadays, making the site nearly useless. You can go to other channels and see the exact same pattern (like the one we're watching now, for example)
@@fsociety6983 my bad I said 100. It was 1000 sub jumps, and not as often as I thought. So it was weekly subs gained, and for example beginning of December he got 1000 in a week. Then zero until April 1st. I know they’re rounding the numbers, but the resolution on it was .5 or rounding to nearest 500th sub. I would say it’s all coincidence, but his live sub count has been at 210k ALL DAY.
@@dahorseman2654 the fact is that YT updated subscriber counts years ago. They used to display the exact number then displayed a more user friendly count ie. 26,764 would be 26.7k. Nothing social blade can do.
To be fair if he really had 2200 viewers he most likely was getting botted. There's no fucking way in hell he has that many streaming on fucking youtube.
Watched a little bit live, the minute he saw the votes go the way he didn't want them to, he just blamed "da detractors" for skewing the results. But it was painfully obvious to anyone with a brain he didn't want to play Hell Divers 2, he was acting like a little kid who reallllyyy didn't want to do something and kept hinting at it the entire time. Like bro, you're 40+ years old, grow up 😂
Dsp- "Hair cut prices range from place to place.. it can be this much.. or this much... or this much depending on where you go.." It seems hes a haircut connoisseur as much as a food/gaming expert.. i wouldnt take his word as "kirby is darksouls" to "mmmm its salty/savoury/ sweet for an italian (whos more polish/american/canadian" whos only lived in american for all foods.. to whatever mcdonalds hairline he must choose to own as hes also now a master of haircuts.. no thank you..id take a hard pass and learn myself over this type of "expertise" is for a failure over "actual life" thank you..il pass on this type of "self proclaimed" entitlement thank you..
DSP: "haircut prices are different whereever you go.. it can be this much, or this much or this much.." Thats not what they asked... they asked where you get your lame/half assed haircut so they don't make the same mistake your cheap ass does..
Step 1: Complain about having nothing to unlock. Step 2: Show tons of stuff to unlock. Step 3: Complain about having to unlock stuff. Step 4: Complain about having nothing to unlock. $UCCE$$
So much for that very important schedule he brings up everyday huh. Just in case it wasn't obvious that this human toe is a grifter and doesn't actually care about videogames unless they're easy or difficult enough to get him angry and therefore hooked, at which point he just bashes his head into a wall over and over until he eventually succeeds.
Anything to play games less. For a guy that's so 'busy' he sure does waste time. Like watching his roommate play Life is Strange True Colors for 10 hours on his day off. Once a week, borderline twice a week now, will just be QnA time wasting for nights. Sea of Stars? hahahha hell no. It's QnA night!
The game is fun for a month and then it falls off or in normal words the instant gratification is over and now i would have to work towards upgrades and we all know i don't do work.
This is one of the laziest things I've seen him do. Imagine begging for money while playing games, and you don't even play a game.
playing a video game is very exhausting dood!
It's not even lazy he's just selfish. He already decided he didn't want to play the game because he's bored of it. Then his chat votes for him to play it and he pretends like he is going to try to play but then justifies not doing it. He closes the game and when asked why he's like, "Oh WE decided the game is boring now so we're not playing it anymore."
this is the same guy who did an unboxing video and never even opened the game...don't be too shocked lol
He doesn’t even try to hide his hatred for games and his dents.
I love how he literally gaslit reality in real time that the dents wanted to give him money while he sat there and talked a bunch of rubbish, while his chat were like 'play the game you dunce'. Truly an impressive display.
That's why it's the same 50 year olds giving him money every day.
Phil knows how pathetic his viewers are. He stays talking down to them and insulting them.
he's so hellbent with this Q & A stuff it's hilarious, he really, REALLY wants to gain money for simply existing, mf so lazy he doesn't want to play games anymore
A guy with no job, no friends, and no stories wants to talk at you for two hours
@@hinglemccringleberry76 He should talk about his life stories.
I had a bad case of insomnia that DSP cured when he started talking about that time when he lost his groceries (it was stolen apparently).
Sadly, there are people that enable this behaviour by wasting money on these hangout sessions...
Yea, I've noticed lately he has been pushing really hard on the Q&A stuff and the sit around and chill stuff lately.
@@Technature7567 grocery BAGS, pimp.
If you don't want to play games... JUST DON'T PLAY THEM. Why even put it up to a poll and drag your audience through the mud to try to railroad them into choosing what you really want? Especially if you're going to do something begrudgingly.
I love that he thinks someone is highjacking his poll with bots. That's not even how viewbotting works... AND even if his views are being boosted via bots, the poll only had 239 votes, which kind of proves it's just the actual people who were voting.
He HAS to stick to the schedule at all costs. He can NOT diverge from his set schedule, which schedules out not just his streaming but his entire life, he has to shop at the scheduled time, and watch movies at the scheduled time. If he doesn't he says he gets "anxious and nervous"
One word: MONEY
He really doesn't want to play this game, he just wanna talk, swing on the XY axis and make munny
And most importantly, drink gin
Phil carries the mantra of Dire Straits 'Money for Nothing' in his shrivelled prune microscopic greedy little heart, without any kind of irony or self-awareness as to what the song was actually about.
@@Blisterdude123 Look at that yo-yo
That's how you do it
Steaming videogames on YT
Correct. The poll was something to use as an excuse / cover to stop playing the game. That's the level of laziness that he's at right now.
He would've done the same thing with Baldur's Gate 3 a long time ago, the only thing that stopped him was the guaranteed payment he was getting from some of the dents.
Who would ever want to hang out with this guy?
why do you think irl people left him, and kat is so cold to him
Told chat that he could never be Pals.
Very special people
Dents
To him hanging out is having a one sided conversation and waiting for donations
This reminds me of the time that viewers voted for a game that dsp didnt want to play,yet posted on the poll, and decides to play another game instead cause it was the trolls who inflated the votes for the game he didnt want to play... a game he didnt want to play that he added in a poll for games he wanted to play.
He went on to wonder why viewers where low and dont add up to the votes in the game that wasnt chosen, and wondered why contributions were low...i wonder why
He constantly brings up troll activity but insists on telling his dents not to discuss it. Also, a gamer who hates gaming? What could go wrong.
i hate phil
There's all these comments being clever or making valid points & then there's just this very simple, straightforward one & it made me laugh out loud
@@ashleybrooke2087 LMAO, it legit caught me off guard. How refreshing.
"I don't want to work guise."
“Those silly trolls are viewbotting. It’s totally not OIC doing it to grease the algorithm.”
DUDE IM DEAD LOOK AT THIS GUYS HAIR 😭
DSP: Guys viewbotting doesnt do anything, it doesnt affect my channel!
Also DSP: Wow viewbotting is affecting my polls dood!
He would be the brain dead consumer that would buy a “blame it on the lag” poster
WOW, Phil sure has a lot of passion for video games.
"I always talk on my stream"
Maybe that's part of the problem Phil
Dude is doing everything in his power NOT to play a video game. Imagine if he put that much effort into getting a real job.
Talks about co-op with friends, no wonder he dislikes this game. Heck, he could play with his "verified" people but they would show him up.
Still blows my mind that he was dodging Jayde last year when he wanted to play Phil in SF6. How fragile does your ego have to be that you refuse to play someone that is wheelchair bound for life because you're afraid they might beat you in a game.
Look, if he plays a co-op game with more than one other person, they might start talking to or about each other instead of focusing on him & then what would he do?
All two of them? Or are we counting multiple personalities?
Remember he's been doing this for 16 years almost two decades and doesn't have a couple friends to play with. That says a lot
DSP would have you believe that taxes suddenly land on his lap every month of his life.
I'm DSP I have a business degree, the concept of a multiplayer game confuses me. I could make a private party for me and my viewers to play Helldivers but I'm DSP without my influence multiplayer wouldn't be a thing.
Sitting there having a one-sided conversation with himself is too easy.
Dents: Play the game
DSP: Idk, do yall even really want to see the Game?
Dents: Yes, just play.
DSP: Alright, lets do a Poll and see if we just chat or if im gonna play the game
Poll: Play the game
DSP: Idk, i kinda cba with this Game, its so boring.
Dents: Play the Game, theres new Content.
DSP: Well, akcually, youre lying, but i just realized you didnt, but i would actually have to play the Game for the Content, so, lets just Chat instead, noone wants to see the Game anyway.
He thinks he should be getting paid for just being on stream doing the bare minimum
What an pathetic 42 years of existence
I think that haircut question put him in a panic because he genuinely had no idea. He's been going to Curls and Twirls with Khet for years, lol.
1:37 hahahahaha that side profile is beyond humiliation.. dude has no jaw line AND no chin; how is that even possible?
The pigroach is not human.
Superior pigroach physique acquired through years of drinking, takeout, and no exercise
Looks like he got smacked in the face with a cartoon shovel
Looks like a blob fish with hair.😂
Its very Grug.
Curls and Twirls costs him and the (w)horse way more than 20 dollars...
holy hell he goes to supercuts, that's a full explanation
can barely be arsed to put on a hat and vest... doesn't want to follow his own schedule anymore...
he is ready to "retire"
Wow he REALLY didn’t wanna do his job 😂
"Job"...
Great LARPer question at the beginning there
Poll said to play HD2, but he chose to sit there and do nothing anyway.
1) hold vote
2) game about liberty wins the vote
3) snort
That was painful.
Can't imagine being lucky enough that your "job" is playing video games for an audience. Really can't imagine being too lazy to do that.
'We changed our minds?' He's so afraid to not have an excuse, or upset the paypigs that he has to gaslight his dents into a 'chill stream'... Streaming may not be a job...but this is another rung down from that... The hypocritical thing is he still expects to be respected after all of this bullshit.
"Please don't bring up the trolls. That's my job. I just don't understand why the trolls won't leave me alone when I continue to do what they want, and talk about them everyday. Nothing I can do."
"uh, hello curls and twirls? yeah, I'd like the king jong un bowlcut"🐴
If paying 70 bucks is insanity, then what is 30-50 k on wwe champions or the 500 k or more racked up at the time for having two unpaid mortgages
Don't forget the 13 credit cards.
Lmao he literally blamed trolls for the poll, this dude is next level lazy 😂
watching him slip deeper and deeper into insanity rules honestly
Can bots even vote in polls?
Phil is so paranoid, he thought that question about his haircut price was a troll donation trying to probe for financial info that's why he didn't just answer the question immediately like a normal human. You can see the cogs in his head turning as he desperately formulates the best lie.
4:54 They're expecting you to HAVE FUN. Those Hogan pulls have really done a number on his receptors.
Off topic how much money you think Phil spends to have his hair dyed jet black?
How much does a bottle of _Just For Men_ sell for these days? Although, saying that, I wouldn't put it past him to use the TV shopping spray can stuff either.
You have to play the game... *To unlock things??* By the gods...
DSP is a great proving ground for scammers.
Maybe if he didn't burn every bridge he'd ever built he'd have more reason to play this game...
Last time i had financial freedom was 2014
"Its not super important." Aka for "I already made my quota for the day, now wtf do you dents want?"
He also decided to react to his dark souls playtrough after trolls openly stated they would vote for it.
Ah yes "trolls skewed the poll with viewbotting", it's not like Phil just didn't want to play the game and used some stupid excuses or anything
6:47 why doesn't he play the game with friends then ? Oh right
Phil making poll votes pointless then says people that are voting are veiw botting? I'm not sure how that makes sense at all. And yet he thinks people voting for him to game are trolls?
So anything his said fans/dents, etc, that vote are going to be labelled as trolls now?
Guy has no friends
Complaining about a progression system in a game that isn't pay to win, damn DSP has completely idiotic takes
He doesnt understand that you are supposed to play for fun
"Taxes outta nowhere" will never not be funny AF
Phil should just admit he wants money without playing any video juegos. Well, technically he has, indirectly.
This guy has mastered the art of laziness.
Phil: "so do you all want to talk and hang out or just play the game?"
Chat: "play the game! That's why we're here!"
Jayde: "I talk u k"
Phil: "oh you want to talk Jayde, ok let's do that. That sounds good."
Rest of chat: ...
He tweaked out of his mind
I was in the chat when this happened holy cow he needs to just say that He doesn’t want to play games anymore
Incredibly pathetic even for Phil, good lord.
Phil probably thinks in his head he's being efficient with this. Like he doesn't edit because he thinks his raw vids do just as well if not better than edited videos so the extra work is pointless and here he thinks him talking nets him more than playing video games so he must think he's being smart this way.
Also let's not forget this man-child's definition of work is so skewed. He thinks driving to a GameStop at midnight is work.
State Taxes never come out of nowhere. They're every year in April, Phil. I promise they are.
I won't be surprised if Phil is still getting his hair done by his mom.
8:41 SET WHAT UP?!?!?! GOD I HATE HIM!
1:03 - "are you getting it dyed", confirms what we have known all along
He refused to play a game & they still gave him money. The dents are a lost cause. 😂
LMAO helldivers 2 sent to banworld
Praying for those chargebacks
The irony that people want to "chill" with Phil. Phil is not your friend. He would not stream without financial gain. He doesn't care if your dog died. He isn't going to show up to your mother's funeral. He certainly doesn't want to meet any of you in real life. He wants to stay inside his house, inside his gated community like a vault in the Fallout series. He will spend the rest of his days as a happy pig enjoying the spoils of your hard work while he begs you to give him more money. Again, he only cares about "engagement". He uses this term instead of saying "give me money" or he won't do it. I feel sorry for anyone that gives him money. Deep down, I'm rooting for Phil. I like an underdog. I want to see people succeed. I want to see Phil live by love and integrity. He has fallen so damn far... I want to see an honest man, relying on himself for income, confident and secure in himself so that his life doesn't revolve around begging for money or avoiding trolls. Phil, you are weak. Physically, you are weak. Mentally, you are weak. Your whole life has been one excuse after another. I would like to continue but it doesn't do me any good. Good day everyone.
At this point just rename the channel DSP Yapping
so all that talk about the stupid schedule being so damn important was bullshit
Them noisy landscapers can do a better hair cut with a weed wacker.
Phil's reason for not playing? Too few jangling keys.
I’m not so sure about Phil not viewbotting/buying subs for his channel. Out of curiosity I checked his social blade, and his sub count was VERYYYYYYYYY ODD. As in he would get no subs, and multiple times a month he would get exactly 100 every time.
Socialblade rounds those numbers nowadays, making the site nearly useless. You can go to other channels and see the exact same pattern (like the one we're watching now, for example)
@@fsociety6983 my bad I said 100. It was 1000 sub jumps, and not as often as I thought. So it was weekly subs gained, and for example beginning of December he got 1000 in a week. Then zero until April 1st. I know they’re rounding the numbers, but the resolution on it was .5 or rounding to nearest 500th sub. I would say it’s all coincidence, but his live sub count has been at 210k ALL DAY.
@@dahorseman2654 the fact is that YT updated subscriber counts years ago. They used to display the exact number then displayed a more user friendly count ie. 26,764 would be 26.7k. Nothing social blade can do.
Repeating "we can we just chill if you want". Painfully obvious
Why even have effing poles when David just does what he wants
To be fair if he really had 2200 viewers he most likely was getting botted. There's no fucking way in hell he has that many streaming on fucking youtube.
His opinion on Helldivers 2 is one of the dumbest things I've heard him spout.
Yeah he def gets that 20 dolla cut
The reading aloud as he types is literally just to hear the sound of his own voice. Or can the dents not read
Watched a little bit live, the minute he saw the votes go the way he didn't want them to, he just blamed "da detractors" for skewing the results. But it was painfully obvious to anyone with a brain he didn't want to play Hell Divers 2, he was acting like a little kid who reallllyyy didn't want to do something and kept hinting at it the entire time. Like bro, you're 40+ years old, grow up 😂
There is 1000 free games he could play. Any one that loves games and is a TH-camr would do this without a thought.
Wild… also you could idk spend like $4 to get the new warbond as well . His hate for playing has no bounds lol
Dsp- "Hair cut prices range from place to place.. it can be this much.. or this much... or this much depending on where you go.."
It seems hes a haircut connoisseur as much as a food/gaming expert.. i wouldnt take his word as "kirby is darksouls" to "mmmm its salty/savoury/ sweet for an italian (whos more polish/american/canadian" whos only lived in american for all foods.. to whatever mcdonalds hairline he must choose to own as hes also now a master of haircuts.. no thank you..id take a hard pass and learn myself over this type of "expertise" is for a failure over "actual life" thank you..il pass on this type of "self proclaimed" entitlement thank you..
DSP: "haircut prices are different whereever you go.. it can be this much, or this much or this much.."
Thats not what they asked... they asked where you get your lame/half assed haircut so they don't make the same mistake your cheap ass does..
Did he really post an "on-demand" video of him talking for 2 hours about nothing?
DSP discovers progression systems
Re doing his head. 😆 View bots can't vote...who knew?
He can play FF 7 rebirth.....
Just saying
Nah rpg overload remember
The pigman cometh and the camera was on the whole time
DSP doesn't have an occipital bone or anything else in his cranium. The back of his head is flatter than his personality
Step 1: Complain about having nothing to unlock.
Step 2: Show tons of stuff to unlock.
Step 3: Complain about having to unlock stuff.
Step 4: Complain about having nothing to unlock.
$UCCE$$
So much for that very important schedule he brings up everyday huh. Just in case it wasn't obvious that this human toe is a grifter and doesn't actually care about videogames unless they're easy or difficult enough to get him angry and therefore hooked, at which point he just bashes his head into a wall over and over until he eventually succeeds.
What a terrible patriot. Playing the game for the gameplay and fighting back the alien scourge is apparently not good enough.
Thank you OIC for the viewbots.
This guy is a clown. He does like 3-4 hours of nothing (venting to his dents) and still wants more
Anything to play games less.
For a guy that's so 'busy' he sure does waste time. Like watching his roommate play Life is Strange True Colors for 10 hours on his day off.
Once a week, borderline twice a week now, will just be QnA time wasting for nights.
Sea of Stars? hahahha hell no. It's QnA night!
Homie just did a poll and blamed the trolls because what he did not want won????? kek
The game is fun for a month and then it falls off or in normal words the instant gratification is over and now i would have to work towards upgrades and we all know i don't do work.