Roasts That Leave No Survivors (r/KamikazeByWords)

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  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2916

    At 1:44 I thought it was a cosplay, but its the real deal. I didn't realize the original footage was that old. Is it possible to Cosplay as your younger self?
    Also gaming channel link for future streams: th-cam.com/channels/Pg3Z20VRfRY1i44j9V34Rg.html

    • @foxlius
      @foxlius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hello

    • @viridanpyxles3089
      @viridanpyxles3089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No idea

    • @eyo2953
      @eyo2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Yes, I cosplay as happy

    • @MCPEAnthony
      @MCPEAnthony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I don't think it is possible to costplay as your younger self and that's was just nightmare fuel right there

    • @MCPEAnthony
      @MCPEAnthony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@eyo2953 I wish I can do that

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2320

    2014 Gamer insult: "You have no life. Congratz."
    2020 Gamer insult: "Bro you play like you have other people in your life..."

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      That one really caught me off guard. Like, damn. It’d make sense if I was bad at the game and had all of that stuff in my life, but it’s extra sad since I don’t.

    • @bigmanxeo
      @bigmanxeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      “You play like you have a loving wife, 2 kids, and a full time job.”

    • @obamaslastname5549
      @obamaslastname5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s at 666 likes and i don’t want to ruin it, but i like your comment

    • @sirwaddlesdeethird7186
      @sirwaddlesdeethird7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2021: hopefully NGNL season 2

    • @tommyshelby2250
      @tommyshelby2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that would blast me to hell

  • @fijit4
    @fijit4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    The girl "cosplaying" the meme child is actually the girl from the original picture. She was doing a throwback image.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    Mountain Dew dissolving a mouse in 30 days makes me glad that there's no soda in my woods

    • @mercyartist3767
      @mercyartist3767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Thank you Bigfoot, very cool

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Gape the ape god here are you fellow ape

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@gapetheapegod7976 I mean, we're all apes here, just varying degrees of intelligence

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@guyfieri148 gape realizes you right but gape not like humans

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I found you again bigfoot

  • @beardedfailures8844
    @beardedfailures8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    6:06
    "I wonder how many birds this thing kills a year."
    Not gonna lie, that question made me laugh way too hard...

  • @DriverNeku
    @DriverNeku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    "I took an IQ test and got a number so high I couldn't even count to it so I must be smart"
    "Yeah I got 4 on my IQ test too"
    Deals massive damage to anything's career

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's funny because when i was really young i remember a time where i could only count to three, so i would literally not be able to comprehend 4 at that time

    • @rebeccagb6983
      @rebeccagb6983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow dumb I have at least 100

    • @silverslidos4141
      @silverslidos4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rebeccagb6983 No you don't we both have 2 IQ.

  • @DarthKieduss
    @DarthKieduss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Me: Books die if you burn them.
    Germany: *you know where this is going*

  • @timurtheterrible4062
    @timurtheterrible4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Last time I was this early Ghengis Khan was turning people taller than a wheel into people shorter than a wheel.

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I just want to say that Ghengis Khan is real life Zeus

    • @monkeypp21savage
      @monkeypp21savage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      first\

    • @cristianlicaci8170
      @cristianlicaci8170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Last time you were this early genghis khan didn't know how much child support he had to pay

    • @obscurereference6745
      @obscurereference6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice reference!

    • @anielx8964
      @anielx8964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cristianlicaci8170 didn't he had like 16 million descendants?

  • @uwu8725
    @uwu8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    11:27 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen an ad for a mattress and was like, ‘oh it’s the ps5’ but then it loaded and I realized it was a mattress.
    Two times. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

    • @memeforzoom645
      @memeforzoom645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UwU? Lol

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meme for Z O O M what does UwU mean and what is its relevance here? I'm lead to believe it has something to do with the furry community but other than that I have no idea.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you can tell us.

  • @alixanimations541
    @alixanimations541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    When The Click, One Topic, Illuminaughtii, Oz Media, and Sad Milk all upload on the same day.
    "The *milky way* has aligned beautifully today."

    • @CraigandJane1
      @CraigandJane1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alix Animations squid!

    • @JandA147
      @JandA147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I quite literally watch all of these

    • @theboibean3661
      @theboibean3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES GET THIS MAN TO 1000 LIKES

    • @at-bazelgeuse
      @at-bazelgeuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the sad milky way

    • @Ice-yp4wg
      @Ice-yp4wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and so did hell itself given that you have 666 likes

  • @jett9631
    @jett9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    At this point complimenting someone for having a good life and family is truly treason

  • @ratmanbruno5916
    @ratmanbruno5916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    OZmedia:"That's rough buddy"
    Me: **gets ATLA flashbacks**

  • @kingtomhearts3d421
    @kingtomhearts3d421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Oz: "can 1996 to 2002 children like unite... or something"
    me: *smiles in 2002*

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Laughs in 2001*

    • @tiki-nagasvoice7919
      @tiki-nagasvoice7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *_Chortles in 2001_*

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ))))s in 2001(again). Anyone else seeing a pattern here?

    • @kingtomhearts3d421
      @kingtomhearts3d421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@georgiykireev9678 I see the pattern that people born in 2001 are far more likely to comment on a comment talking about people born in 2002 than any other group mentioned
      Edit: no hate tho

    • @blue_jay_bird
      @blue_jay_bird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me and all 3 of my siblings fall into this group

  • @badabing9402
    @badabing9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    2:45 wait can it dissolve any creature? It’s time to commit some acts of science, and possible manslaughter

    • @Matarro1980
      @Matarro1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lemon juice is more acidic than Mountain Dew and even orange juice is almost as acidic so just put the carcass in a vat of fruit juice and see what happens. For science of course!

    • @simple7708
      @simple7708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Test it on me. At least then my life would have some sort of purpose

    • @NAMINE0306
      @NAMINE0306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wonder if it can unpetrify people

    • @arvin390
      @arvin390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we can dissolve humans
      mmmm man juice tasty

    • @cs0345
      @cs0345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Our own stomach acid is more acidic and we constantly produce that stuff all the time

  • @Rise65487
    @Rise65487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Oz, the zone you're talking about, it's called the "doomer-zone", welcome aboard friend, you have some depression on your right, and some more depression on your left, have a good time

    • @carsonzlotnick8093
      @carsonzlotnick8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well at least depression is better than having my social skills.

    • @Rise65487
      @Rise65487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't worry, we all have depression, and still no social-skills whatsoever down here

    • @purplealpaca9278
      @purplealpaca9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Rise65487 you describe me but I'm a zoomer...

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carsonzlotnick8093 I have bad social skills, self-confidence issues (thanks to my little bro for constantly bullying me for years on end, and my dad for only paying attention to my brothers and I when we did something wrong), and possible depression. Why do I say possible depression? Well, my eyes can get watery but I can't shed a single tear. However I'm not a professional, so I'm doing the smart thing and choosing to avoid self-diagnosing. Also, I'm always disappointing someone. Even Death because I'm a fighter; I refuse to just lay down and die.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm one of the older zoomers too (born late 2000)
      And i don't really have any sort of depression, i'm actually pretty cheerful
      Guess i'm lucky? I dunno, i certainly don't fit with any crowd i've met before that's for sure

  • @liizaa.hanson1245
    @liizaa.hanson1245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a person born in 1999 I FUCKIING felt that in my soul. From 1996 to 2002, people born in those years, is like an mini-generation of its own.

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    “R/KamikazeByWords”
    Me, CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: WRITES “WORD” ON THE SIDE OF A FLEET A PLANES

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We sell a beer and it's slogan is "Japanese Precision" and honestly the first thing that comes to mind is Kamikaze pilots and I just... I don't know if I am a terrible person or if it is genuinely a sly ass freaking insult.

    • @monkeypp21savage
      @monkeypp21savage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      first\

    • @flailingcheese
      @flailingcheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MeCooper well I think that of they were drunk kamikaze pilots, it would technically be Japanese precision, so...

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this comment can probably be understood by my poor english skills
      translation:graffiti on planes go woosh

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me Cooper oh gosh now I can’t unthink it

  • @tanookisweets5388
    @tanookisweets5388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    11:07 “That’s Rough Buddy.” Is- IS OZ SECRETLY PRINCE ZUKO IN DISGUISE?!?!!!

    • @bagle02
      @bagle02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is he… is he *Zuko’s secret love child*?

  • @bellechawillow7540
    @bellechawillow7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    That lady with the purple shirt “cosplaying” that meme is actually the little girl all grown up...

    • @monkeypp21savage
      @monkeypp21savage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      first\

    • @snorp6781
      @snorp6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If you just go to the pinned comment, he says he knows now. You were you quick to go tell him he's wrong, you just ignored the part where he corrected himself.

    • @bellechawillow7540
      @bellechawillow7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Communist Crusader
      I didn’t notice the pinned comment...😅

    • @kewmiemie1091
      @kewmiemie1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bellechawillow7540 how

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8216
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's gotten old quiiiick

  • @elgatochurro
    @elgatochurro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "we eat this stuff"
    The stomach is much more acidic, the stomachs acid is just weaker than battery acid. It's perfectly safe to drink

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that wording is ambiguous enough that for half a second i had the horrifying image of drinking someone elses stomach juice in my head. please reword

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@comradewindowsill4253 no

    • @noonahmed5088
      @noonahmed5088 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok but who tf would drink soda that has a DISSOLVED MOUSE in it

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    i like to call the virgin smell post "chemical warfare"

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8216
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His stench goes against the geneva convention, if he could actually get out of his chair he'd be in direct violation and cause a war crime.

    • @carsonzlotnick8093
      @carsonzlotnick8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need to know how it smells. I can’t smell.

    • @purplesweaterboi4763
      @purplesweaterboi4763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carson Zlotnick what’s the worst thing you’ve felt?

  • @rylieclothier
    @rylieclothier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I always forget about Mini Oz's conspiracy theories, and it always reminds me of why he's actually not terrible. It was the way to go with the character.

  • @Cedalion
    @Cedalion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Eternal death and destruction comes for us all. But mostly for these people. These people die fast and hard.

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Death does not come for gape the ape god

    • @heavymetalukulele1809
      @heavymetalukulele1809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not as fast as the Toyota Corolla in reverse

    • @medieee9680
      @medieee9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heavymetalukulele1809 o h n o

    • @xmantheeevee
      @xmantheeevee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I read death and destruction my mind snapped to Destroy-Build-Destroy type stuff.
      But is this the wrong answer?

    • @carsonzlotnick8093
      @carsonzlotnick8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like a fly when I hit it.

  • @lucifermorningstar1902
    @lucifermorningstar1902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    8:31 as a person born in 2001, I say we UNITE AND RISE UP

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was born a few weeks before 9/11.
      I am an omen.

  • @Bendan
    @Bendan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    11:49 i think you blurred the wrong word there
    new curse: beef

  • @slapafatcat5887
    @slapafatcat5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon
    Zuko: 11:10

  • @ambience4959
    @ambience4959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    imagine someone watching this saying: "yes daddy Oz!...call me a degenerate!"...

    • @gunga9073
      @gunga9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh gosh...

    • @phonetheory7056
      @phonetheory7056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have atleast one friend that thinks I'm the type of guy to do that.

    • @lostinacatsmouth8389
      @lostinacatsmouth8389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How dare you make me ready that with my own two fucking eyes.

    • @05redacted58
      @05redacted58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why would you make this garbage.

    • @pebbleout868
      @pebbleout868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KOKO KOKO Das it was you wasn't it

  • @Desolationist
    @Desolationist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm kinda born in-between years of millenials and gen z, so kinda the abandoned years.." Dude that's pretty accurate not gonna lie. I feel that here man.

  • @Beautiful_Skye
    @Beautiful_Skye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    8:07 don’t talk to me or my 87 plushies ever again

    • @coelacanthtrench7
      @coelacanthtrench7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I needs plushie!
      Deku needs plushie!

    • @ballmonokuma1229
      @ballmonokuma1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m so disappointed in my self, I thought it said time to fuck my stuffed animals into bed

    • @failure2946
      @failure2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mood

    • @undrsk0re
      @undrsk0re 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So many plague doctors

  • @Spucy_The_Slug
    @Spucy_The_Slug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:45 : Skyrim noises.
    Me leveling up at the moment in Skyrim: Confused confusing confusion.

  • @shaynavanderhoff4884
    @shaynavanderhoff4884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I once had so much mountain dew in a four day period, I could feel my bare, enamel-less teeth and the pain of the roof of my mouth desolving, and I honestly feel no regret. In case you were wondering how much I had, it was just one giant bottle a day

    • @sophier996
      @sophier996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “just”

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Weakling lol. During a darker time of my life, I consumed 2-3 liters of Mountain Dew a day for about a year with no noticeable consequence. I bet you also get diarrhea from Taco Bell too lol.
      Of course, soda is bad. It can rot your teeth (think hillbilly) and make you a total fatass in no time. Stick to water, or if you must, unsweetened tea or black coffee and rinse your mouth out with water after consumption.

    • @redandinata4568
      @redandinata4568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, Those Are Rookie Numbers

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NotSoCrazyNinja For most people, that time in life is called "college", "university", or "secondary education".
      I remember when Jolt came out and we had a choice between coffee, Mountain Dew, Big Red, and Jolt. I think I was up for 72 hours during a con I helped organize and run.

  • @loiseauxmort9568
    @loiseauxmort9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oz saying Yes Yes brightens my day, I always come back for it

  • @JimmehRulez
    @JimmehRulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    My life was a kamikaze, except only i fell.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      task failed successfully?

    • @conquerorbacon8756
      @conquerorbacon8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @Iamfrozen131
      @Iamfrozen131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's called a r/suicidebywords

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MeCooper task failed, I didn't take anyone with me.

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same... I've tried hanging myself many, many times but never succeeded, LOL.

  • @luigipotter16
    @luigipotter16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "But you're a classical musician." "Did I stutter."

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "and an onion"
    does that mean he makes people cry or theres like layers to his face that gradually get more like one face as you peel them back?

    • @Lime.7242
      @Lime.7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he meant like shrek

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8216
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd like to think that he peels one layer at a time and the face of danny devito slowly appears

    • @ecksspot8497
      @ecksspot8497 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoursleepparalysisdemon8216 thank

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for that horrifying image of a man peeling back flesh on his face with a bloody back only to expose another face underneath.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@APoliticalConfusionAndMess so red skull except his face skin regenerates like a lizard’s tail? or are there just infinite faces?

  • @Casanowvas
    @Casanowvas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:50 can I PLEASE just mention the way he says “how so.” Cause I love it so fucking much-

  • @luisxavier1349
    @luisxavier1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:53
    When you drink that stuff it is absorbed in a place that can dissolve a rat in 3 hours instead of 30 dais.
    And coke can unclog drains.

    • @noahluppe
      @noahluppe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Was searching for this comment. How can everybody forget how acidic our stomach is and how basic our bowel has to be to neutralise it.

    • @threePwny
      @threePwny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@noahluppe More basic than white girls at Starbucks, I'll tell ya that much

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers ปีที่แล้ว

      Meaning that the only health risk from the acid is that it can hurt your teeth

    • @luisxavier1349
      @luisxavier1349 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also heard about regulation of our bodies's PH.
      But i don't get what that means exactly.

  • @hippy8011
    @hippy8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Some days I'm feeling low. Then I watch a couple of your vids, and a while later I've been laughing hysterically for an extended period of time. In the moment I always wonder if I've finally cracked, then realize I don't care. I'm just in a better place than I was an hour earlier. Thank you for the vids, Oz.

    • @hippy8011
      @hippy8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, the goth bird was totally cute. If I was a bird, I'd be into her too.

  • @jadecs
    @jadecs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Haha I feel the abandoned year thing Oz, 1999.. don’t know which gen I actually belong in

    • @notclaudia
      @notclaudia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gen Z 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @jadecs
      @jadecs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Korebetha honestly I’ve seen quite a bit of back and forth, some people consider me millennial and others see me as gen z

    • @noahluppe
      @noahluppe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The timespans of millennial and gen z kinda overlap, and it's a little different all over the world.

    • @PearlLegend
      @PearlLegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      we're the forgotten generation, just flip flop between gen y and gen z depending on the situation

    • @kortmann9
      @kortmann9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm in the zone Oz mentioned.
      Seriously weird place to be, especially whenever I see gen z and millenials trash on each other.
      I FEEL BOTH SIDES OF THE INSULTS.

  • @jayive34
    @jayive34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:30 This ain't cosplay, dude. It's what she looks like now.

  • @TheSyntheticAbomination
    @TheSyntheticAbomination 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Rise up 96'-02' generation!
    The confuse and vibing generation

    • @shockdartbique8991
      @shockdartbique8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i thought it was considered 96-03 because I fit in too???

    • @dude8085
      @dude8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shockdartbique8991 Sorry, you're sitting at the zoomer table

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be honest seeing 96-02 confused me.
      What in the name of Holy Peanut is 96-02?

    • @rossjones8656
      @rossjones8656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Karak-_- 1996-2002 time periods and the generations name i should know I'm apart of it

  • @ΜΑΡΙΑΤΕΛΙΟΥ-τ4ο
    @ΜΑΡΙΑΤΕΛΙΟΥ-τ4ο 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never thought id hear the words "wholesome mutual destruction"

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God, am I glad to see an Oz upload. I binged all your content the past few days and just wanted more. I love the shitty reddit post format, but you don't read it out as a bot, have a great voice and add something to the presentation. Please keep posting.

  • @insertnamehere4775
    @insertnamehere4775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oz should host a (Nothing big, with moderation plugins and a bit of custom enchants or summing) survival Minecraft server. It'd be cool, that way he could connect with his viewers through playing with them and bring his followers closer.

  • @DragonMaster32200
    @DragonMaster32200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I see Oz. I click.
    I AM THE CAT OF THE INTERNET! IF IT FIT I SIT!

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gape the ape god hate cat they scratch gape

  • @hexbug3484
    @hexbug3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Foccee? No, juice!” My brother, age 2
    Poetry at it’s finest✨

  • @saxyboi6956
    @saxyboi6956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Oz is probably my favorite youtuber and I don’t even know why

    • @kornova4343
      @kornova4343 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do

    • @ramei123
      @ramei123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kornova4343 why?

  • @o__o.6212
    @o__o.6212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:15
    The sound of a man losing his sanity

  • @bobberman4641
    @bobberman4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Was the ‘Netflix couple in 20 years’ made by the same people who did that ‘what gamers will look like in 20 years’? Just wondering

    • @snowyyukki8045
      @snowyyukki8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah same people

    • @carsonzlotnick8093
      @carsonzlotnick8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I might be made of pure rotten meat and cringe but I’m still less cringe and less rotten meat than those people.

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe, nice

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still at nice number
      Nice squared

  • @ewanmcnab7411
    @ewanmcnab7411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kamikaze spell: Instantly destroys your opponent but you lose 50% of your health

  • @sf-1_raptor
    @sf-1_raptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’m right there with ya generations Oz. Just stuck in the middle.

    • @coelacanthtrench7
      @coelacanthtrench7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk if I am in the same level, but I was born in 2006, so maybe..?

    • @shockdartbique8991
      @shockdartbique8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miss Author's Corner you’re thirteen. no.

    • @coelacanthtrench7
      @coelacanthtrench7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shockdartbique8991 correction: fourteen.

    • @shockdartbique8991
      @shockdartbique8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miss Author's Corner even worse

    • @coelacanthtrench7
      @coelacanthtrench7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shockdartbique8991 even so, you got a point.

  • @rolleypolley0894
    @rolleypolley0894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:28
    LMAO I'M LITERALLY DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW RN UM WHAT

    • @threePwny
      @threePwny 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do realize your stomach acid is roughly 100 times more acidic than the Dew? 30 days to dissolve a mouse is fucking child's play

    • @rolleypolley0894
      @rolleypolley0894 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@threePwny
      Lmao

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Michael Meissner stomach acid is supposed to be acidic! It burns your organs without the stomach lining.

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was kinda out of context, given that Sparkling water has the same ph. If you put carbonic Acid in something, its gonna have a low ph

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It takes way less time to dissolve a dead creature than a live one, aswell as digesting isn't the same as soaking.

  • @fy.1122
    @fy.1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't know any good comebacks so these videos help me lmao. See kids this is how you turn anything to positivity.

  • @drstrangelove307
    @drstrangelove307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I don’t think Gen Z have the “spit on cops” mentality, that’s more millennials

    • @carsonzlotnick8093
      @carsonzlotnick8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I have a beet up terrible people kind of thing.

    • @carsonzlotnick8093
      @carsonzlotnick8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But still I don’t really beet up people.

    • @davidmarine5159
      @davidmarine5159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Myself and other fellows do have a jerks deserve to have people be a jerk to them plenty of us have an eye for an eye mentality but others can join in its not personal

    • @ninjawafflezz5356
      @ninjawafflezz5356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidmarine5159 an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
      However, if you haven't killed each other, you can come back to help one another see the truth.
      Death is necessary, but compassion is always on the table for those with the will.
      Real life example: old German soldiers sitting down to talk with old British or American soldiers.
      Fictional example: Goku and Vegeta. Evil and good are a duality and never black and white, as every life and consciousness has deep complex layers that built them into what they are. And what they could be.
      Personal example: Found myself forced to work with someone I never got along with. After years of butting heads we learned to cooperate and can now say hi to each other, friendly and neighbourly, with no harsh feelings of the "eyes" we took from each other in the past.
      Anyone who fought with their siblings as kids probably knows these feelings all too well. You fight together, you learn together, you live together. Throughout conflict, we can learn to love one another in peace.
      I generally dislike the cops but I always give them the chance of being respectful as well. They're still people with their own bullshit going on. And I've personally seen cops going out of their way to go above and beyond for a citizen, so I do not let any prejudice or bias get in my way. You keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Never know what you may learn from them.
      A local officer in my area is going for a high ranking position by stating that he would reorganize efforts to focus on the local meth problem (which is astronomical for a small town) and less so on filling their quotas for traffic stops and whatnot. These are the kinds of cops I can support.
      Not like the Corporal who told us as teens in highschool that he is in it basically for the fat paycheck he gets everytime he has someone sitting for hours in a questioning room. Idk what a Corporal normally makes but this guy didnt mind bragging it up to "convert" us or something?
      Anyways I'm just ranting now, but thanks for making me think

    • @rabbitdrink
      @rabbitdrink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but we are losers
      well at least i am
      nah its just me im the loser

  • @bongustheindestructible_6406
    @bongustheindestructible_6406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    OH HERE WE GO

  • @Nerychan250
    @Nerychan250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:35 Oz Reading a comment of a Two Set Violin vid
    ME: "This part of my life... this little part is called Happiness" #Practice

  • @necronwarlord9188
    @necronwarlord9188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Oz media: *posts a new video
    Me: "It's Conga time in Oz"

  • @TiefseeToaster
    @TiefseeToaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always felt weird to me that in english, "you are one in a million" would mean that you stand out under a million people. In german, it would mean that you are just one of the million, therefore you don't really matter.
    Then again, on another scale, being "self-conscious" in english is a bad thing but means that you are very rooted in yourself and brave in german.

  • @alexandrews6256
    @alexandrews6256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:18 got an advertisement... about birds being government drones... ffs

  • @catboywinterlyons6554
    @catboywinterlyons6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:52
    Man with beard in his pfp: I do martial arts
    Me: ok Hagrid

  • @thegamingtoast5899
    @thegamingtoast5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Someone: roast me
    Me: I would, but it'd take a few hours to roast the fat off first

  • @WaterDoesGaming
    @WaterDoesGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the dude who's teacher said classical musicians are all depressed should have said "Hey, now we have something in common."

  • @mr.cha0s614
    @mr.cha0s614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:55
    so... when i was smol if i slept with one stuffed animal i slept with all of them bcuz i thought the other stuffys felt left out

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, they are left out.
      That's why I choose to neglect them all equally.

  • @thedeadsentry5717
    @thedeadsentry5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oz you're my new favorite youtube thank you for making these videos they always make my day

  • @awesomedude5558
    @awesomedude5558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "That's rough, buddy."
    Was...was that just a sly Avatar The Last Airbender quote?

    • @carsonzlotnick8093
      @carsonzlotnick8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      meatiest I didn’t see the show. How did this happen in the show.

    • @kooale3252
      @kooale3252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @meatiest thats rough buddy

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carson Zlotnick it's a long story, it involves moon fish.

    • @UwU-eo5wz
      @UwU-eo5wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MY CABBAGES

  • @lostland4508
    @lostland4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:44
    I...I feel called out..I play trumpet, and...I mean you’re not wrong, but I feel so called out..

  • @Bako751
    @Bako751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:42 that woman is actually the kid from the meme lol

  • @rpsnider85
    @rpsnider85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also if I'm not mistaken that red car at the end was an MR2, and the guy is more likely to have the engine burst into flames revving it in his driveway than ever getting it to a track.

  • @-doc-
    @-doc- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I’m sorry humans but to cure the pestilence I must illuminate some humans

    • @michaelwright1295
      @michaelwright1295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you mean eliminate

    • @s.colins2050
      @s.colins2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooohhh, ooohhh, Pick me. I'm all kinds of down to get lit. /s

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Michael Wright No, they mean illuminate, as in “burn you at the stake so that you light up the night sky.”

    • @-doc-
      @-doc- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KeitieKalopsia you are correct

    • @kammymcnuggets1067
      @kammymcnuggets1067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scp 049?

  • @absolutelyshmooie7086
    @absolutelyshmooie7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When your panicking but then you think of something logical that makes you not panic and you breath out the panic: *happy noise*
    You think of something to make you panic again and you breath back in the panic: *visual panic*

  • @silky2761
    @silky2761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was just watching sad milk and was laughing so hard.

  • @owosatan8864
    @owosatan8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What’s rlly depressing is that I relate to most of the self burns

  • @brendanvanofferen7141
    @brendanvanofferen7141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:19 I got an ad that started with freedom

  • @im_tired1439
    @im_tired1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was talking to my mom and I said “I’m stupid” and my mom said not to make self deprecating. I forgot that those jokes aren’t funny unless you’re on the internet.😅

  • @Joopyter724
    @Joopyter724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:42
    I AM SEVERAL ALTERNATE UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU

  • @HeyItsCam17
    @HeyItsCam17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    hey Oz, have you found your shoes yet?

  • @probablyinsane3967
    @probablyinsane3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a genz kid. We'd all love to make you an honorary member of GenZ.
    Join us, Oz, you won't regret it. The only drawback is you'll never be brave enough to ask for extra ketchup at McDonalds again

  • @myrmesuwu607
    @myrmesuwu607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:31 Felix is a madlad

  • @CockroachJesus
    @CockroachJesus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just so y'all know, Socrates and his wife fucking hated each other to such a degree that Socrates spent as much time as he could away from home. Also, the reason he said that quote was because when he was in front of his house with his students, his wife poured water on him from above.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    (7:20) Let me guess. Those hands are jpg images and will only work with the dark theme. Instead of having a transparent background that works with any theme, including custom backgrounds.
    I've been around on Discord, and it's sad to see how lazy people can be. They are even more lazy than I am, and that's a feat.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What kind of sociopath uses discord light mode

  • @ariosTV
    @ariosTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2002 kids are probably the last sane humans in this generation who have the ability to think.... And I mean literally THINK.
    Common sense probably extinct.

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:53 omg are you saying there are other cars like me

    • @lordecastaneda6580
      @lordecastaneda6580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don’t happen to be McLaren P1 #125, do you?

  • @jeorfryemuntgumry3565
    @jeorfryemuntgumry3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:32 , being a classical listener and enjoyer myself that is, indeed, how to spot an asshole who thinks they're better than they are. Even though they did use the correct judgements, they gave it a bad rating because they're pretentious.

  • @benjibabylove
    @benjibabylove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:42
    -inhales deeply-
    -contenplates life-
    SIMP!

  • @theclockworkcadaver7025
    @theclockworkcadaver7025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:45 30 days? That's...not very acidic at all. Your stomach acid can dissolve a similarly-sized piece of meat in a couple of hours.
    Not to mention the fact that the case presumably rested on whether the mouse would look the way the man described it, not on whether it was completely dissolved or not.
    There would be so little liquid in the container after a mouse was put in there that, in order for it to fully dissolve the corpse before the acid was all used up, it would have to be VERY strong acid - and thus would do so much faster than 30 days.
    Mountain Dew is completely fine to drink sometimes as a part of a balanced diet.

  • @enslaved_depresso
    @enslaved_depresso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:46 it would be a $20 Uber between her eyebrows and her hairline

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes Mini-Oz, keep up the good fight! The birds work for the bourgeoisie! Birds aren’t real!

  • @kinz2435
    @kinz2435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:15 yesssss mini oz

  • @interhistoria5632
    @interhistoria5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm curious how frequently Mountain Dew dissolves mice to get that information. What thought process leads you to the conclusion to soak a mouse in a soda for 30 days?

  • @facelessjack442
    @facelessjack442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:24 jeez dude, ya could've at least closed my caseket first before insulting me in front of my grieving loved ones

  • @fireblast133
    @fireblast133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another way to deal with a bully calling you gay. Yell back that you trusted them to keep the relationship with them private

  • @equinox-XVI
    @equinox-XVI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:57 That wasnt just kamikaze, that was a whole nuke

  • @abysmalace1399
    @abysmalace1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:35... I don't wanna be on the same level as a Fortnite kid but, he got all of us... He really did...

  • @wandering_poot
    @wandering_poot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:38 I dunno man...
    I use the internet pretty often, and I've seen some things and lemme tell ya...
    _Personification's a helluva thing._
    *I should specify; personification combined with a specific art style*

  • @Annaonesun
    @Annaonesun 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I heard someone refer to us 95 to 99 kids as "baby millennials" and that’s what I've been calling us "too young to be millennial but too old to be gen z" ever since.

  • @arcticguy3455
    @arcticguy3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Posted 3 minutes ago, but Ozs comment is 3 hours old?! Also early.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:44 Whoa
    0:47 ... I didn't know you could get bazooka'd AND JUMP BACK INTO THE BLAST! XD

  • @Ramen_Doodles08
    @Ramen_Doodles08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok, but like, can we just stop bullying people based on their pfp, like, just because you like fortnite or anime doesn’t mean that you can’t have an opinion

  • @bobthebobman7457
    @bobthebobman7457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m just saying, if we made Mountain Dew much more acidic, we could literally build a acid gun with Mountain Dew

  • @jaytwentytenone2068
    @jaytwentytenone2068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    challenge: watch 1 full reddit reaction video without seeing a png of their avatar laughing

    • @jintyry
      @jintyry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emkay