How Is THIS Fair? - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2024
- I knew the legacy update brought some strong secret units but I wasn't expected a tank, superhero or wizard.
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“To the people who helped immortalize my stupidity… thank you” -captain sauce 2020
“To the creators of the game...I’m so soo sorry”
Also captain sauce
Ur welcome
Breaking news: local tomato says hobbits are cheaper than peasants, comment section outraged.
Thanks tyler.
Our top story today is "are tanks alive?"
Local blowdarter poisons tank, and leaves scientists baffled.
Life can arise from anything it seems.
This is Matthew with BREAKING NEWS, the "villager helicopter", a saucy captain, a diamond mine cart, and also we are now in Tabs and the village is really happy. Back to you Villager #9.
What the hell have I just witnessed!?
This is Anthony in other breaking news "supernatural peasants" have taken over the village of wobbly horse...Back To You Matthew.
BREAKING NEWS! A VILLAGER HAS FAILED TO RETURN HIS LIBRARY BOOK ON TIME, AND IS BEING HUNTED DOWN BY THE FBI. 4 WITNESSES AND 1 HORSE FOUND AT CRIME SCENE.
21:35 Tank turrets very much can and DO blow off the tank when an explosion takes place. The M4 Sherman earned the nicknamed "Tommy cookers" in WWII because of their tendency to detonate and blow their turrets off when the ammo stored inside exploded as a result of an enemy shell hit
Cool
I’m guessing that’s from other tank crews? Not the ones that blew up? Lol.
well it was more because of non-wet ammo stowage, the russian t73, t80, t90 etc. are the ones that are "famous" for inter continetal balistic turrets
@@_me___ "No Ivan, is intentional, is state-of-art emergency turret ejection system."
Nice to know :D
A quick tip- Gandalf's lightning isn't blocked by the Dark Peasants hands. Gandalf's and cheerleaders might make the Dark Peasant a Dark Tornado
Ooh a dark tornado huh? He should try that out!
What
Or he could more directly just turn on all units spin then give the dark peasant cheer leaders
Wont work. Hands would still be active the hands arent the dps ability they are actually their own thing
@@ewatts9992 yes it would? Just spam Thor and wizard and you’ll win. You’ll need a lot tho
We need a briber:
Shoots enemy with money, they act like normal units, until the briber’s team attacks, then they turn red and fight back
YES WE NEED THAT!
Red even when they are blue?
@@vacilatedyeah?? oh I get it, they change teams cos they were bribed
@@Olli69420 I'm talking about the briber being blue
@Merrick Hawkins if you kill the briber then it stops
My favorite part of captain sauce is his “WAIT WHAT?!”
Don't forget the followed laughter "ha ha Ha Ha HA HA *HA HA* "
What you never heard of tuber simulator
WAIT WHAT
MageXC9 your right
Yup the best part and I only saw it in the beginning to know
"They get put into a coma in middle earth and then wake up in right earth, or left earth" how about NO earth
So true
About that i feel like te would be launched into an alternate reality
I have a level: "the airstrike"
50 barrel rollers on blue team and 25 balloon archers on red team you can add a couple of things on blue
idk what to choose Would balloon archers work on the MBT.
One more to 69 likes
@@cooliojulio4499 your welcome
its 70 now. hehe boi
@@randommanhasreturned4654 not anymore
You can put a banner next to the tank and it becomes a great ranged unit!
It’s like a Ballista but with higher range, attack rate, damage, and health, along with melee attacks.
no ballista has more damage
@@zackwu6298 but it's a spear vs a 105mm APHFSDS round...
@@DRaiZo73 yeah but this is tabs we’re talking about
Bigmac Cheesy true
I tested the wizards range
it's stupid, put a unit in the middle of the map
and then put the wizard at the wizard tower, posses and then start using the lighting attack over and over and you'll hit them
Gandalf is OP
That's why wizard + cheerleaders is my favorite combo
I put the barn izard in the back of the map and I used the wizard hit them first try and wirzar was on the other side of the map and I have beat the campaign and it makes me wanna die and the last battle before you use the legacy units I use the outside rock hill think to win took me an hour to beat that one
The barn izard? Lol
@@dbdlegionsux Maybe try spelling next time?
Everybody in the chat: thats what she says
Me laughs
Them: like or die
what
Dont worry, that died on yt apart from the kiddy channels. We know got to deal with bots with thousands of emojis inside self promo
What?
joeyland forever THATS WHAT SHE SAYS
Some of the things had a little Head
THAT ONE HOBIT HOLDING ON TO THE SUPER PEASENT'S BALLS GOT ME GOOD🤣🤣🤣10:55
Its a she
I live for the "Whats up guys! Welcome back to____"
Same bro, everyday I’m just waiting to hear it
@@mercifulprism7900 I know right
You gay
Huh then 6 years ago you were empty inside
Yep me too
1:03 Sorry? I think you mean “Your Welcome”
I mean they get free advertisment from his videos and all it costs is giving one of their maps a stupid name
21:30 Watch WWII footage. You'll see plenty of tanks literally having their turrets blown off. It absolutely happens.
You don't even need too see ww2 footage anymore just watch the shit coming out of Ukraine
soldier: *SEND OUT THE ABRAMS!*
Command: *Jesus Christ Captain! You’re fighting Elves!*
lol
Elves are the devils ATTACK THE PAGANS
Don’t worry they have ummm sticks and stones and amor made of bones OF TANKS
*elves spawn a super peasant*
That Soldier never got what he wanted for Christmas
If you want to continue the simulation after the battle, press esc twice. You can probably check unit health then, even after the battle.
Like so Cap sees.
Edit: also "G" toggles super slow-mo
Edit 2: you can also just remove win conditions in the sandbox so that so battle continues even if everyone is dead.
You can't possess anyone after the battle ends. If you were in possession the camera stays in place and the unit healthbar is covered by the victory screen, but you can still control the unit.
Maybe
Or set the win condition so they don't win when they kill the enemy team
well I thought it was only one who know I am so sad they patched it I think they patched it because I made a post about it on steam and a developer actually responded but at least we still have a better way now
What bout on Xbox?
Just dropping in to say that tank turrets do fly off. It happens when the ammo racks in the tank cook off. A lot of modern tanks have blowout panels to prevent this, but a lot of older designs would cook off spraying big jets of flame from the hatches or in some cases suffering from explosive separation of the turret.
“He’s break dancing in the sky.”
Captain Sauce
2020
"Logs dont grow on trees"
Captain Sauce 2020
is this some Michael Jordan shit?
202020202020202020,, dark purple Buick in 20 20 20 20 million
NoW tHiS iS aN oRiGiOnAl cOmMeNt
U
21:35
I'm rewatching your tabs videos and would like to say
The turret of the tank can blow off in real life. It is rare and only happens when the ammo racks get hit and primarily in tanks with auto loaders
3:28 actually the hobbit is no longer the cheapest unit, the peasant is
RIP the hobbits
True
No peasant is takes more money
@@_.baited._ bruh its literally 30 cheaper.
Eww
21:37 that sometimes happens IRL, when a tanks ammunition storage gets hit, the ammo explodes most of the time and sometimes, very rarely but sometimes, it launches the turret clean off, but most of the time it blows the hatches the crew uses to get in and out off and the explosion goes there, it kind of depends on how well the turret is connected to the hull and how well the hatches are connected to the tank. Also, most of the time a tank gets hit, the crew dies, but the ammo doesn't explode, so the tank just has a hole in it and stops moving, which is really anticlimactic
Comment battle suggestion,
"A truce!"
1 super peasant and 1 dark peasant vs every unit in the game
blitz has done it already tho
It would be just, “this unit died, this unit died, annnnd this unit died”.
Praise the doges i havent watched blitz
Joshua Kim lol ikr it do be like that
Oh god
The dark peasant stops projectiles by saying, “talk to the hand” the super peasant deals with projectiles by saying, “what projectiles, wait wait we were fighting!?” He just kills everyone a bit to quick XD
Cap: Do you remember when tabs was a simpler time?
Me: reminiscing about Chicken Man Man
Yes an og
What if tabs still had him
Yes
Yes
Chicken man man 😔
"You've taken down Balrogs before!" Yeah, but he had to DIE to do it, man!
i just wait every day till he uploads😅
also who misses the old outro with the gg button?
I do, but it gave him headaches so, I can see why we don't get them any more.
Me
i dolike it but what was the last GG button video?
ya like jazz
Me
19:56 actually the peasant is the cheapest unit coming in at $30 and the halfling is $50
“It’s a bunch of rocks” -CaptainSauce 2020 Words to live by
Ok
You took the first words you heard, added "Captainsauce 2020" and got 15 likes for it...
Alyx D.G and? it’s fake internet points who cares?
You gay
Alyx D.G I mean kinda I just thought it was funny didn’t mean to offend you or anybody else
Cap, here's a fun idea. Make the soldiers fall in love with their tanks. *Tank vs. Cupids* !
i tried that, it makes the tank break physics and do flips like all the siege units.
CAP DO IT!!!!!!
CAP DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
DO IT!!!
Wouldn't that just pull a Davinci Tank?
Not gonna lie that sounds like a mad idea
Well we're slowly getting to the thirty minute mark. 7 more minutes to go.
You gay
No u
Yay
Perhaps enough likes will make cap hit 30 minutes
@@telemacusmendoza4851 no, me
That poor hobbit that held on to the super peasant going mach 10
Hey, cap, quick fix for the smooth bois, they’re meant to counter lag, and if you want them disabled, turn LOD settings to ultra, that’ll do the trick
Edit: also, for the tank explosion, that is called the jack-in-the-box effect, and does happen, just doesn’t fly too high into the air and isn’t as common as action movies, but still happens
What do you mean wdym
@@Luke-dt8lc I think the smooth bois is the phenomenon that units lose their texture quality when further away to reduce lag.
"If we want it tight we should probably curl it like a turd"
-Captain Sauce 2020
I thought we were over this phase
Uganda is a real place and they only youse 15 Gallons of water a day
*"He just went full blown sausage mode"*
*-CaptainSauce 2020*
Wow the MTF are here sick
Uh yea in a few videos I found
173
096
And 1048
Literally murdering horses
Depressed sans like to play with a lit lightsaber and me
#captainsauceisgay
After that he was a vegtible
Honestly I just want to thank you for bringing so much joy and happiness to the world I can't express enough how much better you make my day I can always count on you too post funny silly and awesome videos once again thank you captain sauce for all that you do
By the way, if it's hard to follow along even in slow motion, there is also a super slow mo you can toggle by TAPPING g.
Captain Sauce: The jarls not that special so I will put him against the wizard
Also Captain Sauce: puts 21 jarls down
11:26
*”As you can see, my loyal conga servants have fallen right into my trap”*
Me trying to comfort the units I’m putting up against the super peasant and the dark peasant 13:32
I love how one of CaptainSauce's abilities is to influence game communities, he plays paint the town red and all of a sudden half of the workshop levels have fluffles in them, he plays TABS and all of a sudden the western faction's town is named the Wobbly West, also sauce if you are reading this comment for the love of god please do the poly bridge challenges
65% of the vote's were probably referencing the wobbly horse
but considering the default blank unit is literally called a wobbler i think the other 35% agreed by proxy
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuyI am very very late but I remember cap calling the horses wobbly at the earliest version of tabs, I assume even the term "wobblers" would've come from that but that's stretching it. tho wobbly west definetly had some inspiration from cap
Battle suggestion:
"The OP vs the god"
Saitama vs 10 dark peasants and 10 super peasants...
oh yeah and 20 super boxers
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!!? MELT HIS COMPUTER!!?
@@matthewteachout4671 yes.
also I want to see saitama at least get hit.
Actually, Saitama might can get damage as the Dark Peasant's Grab
Saitama doesn't have health. It doesn't matter what you use he can't take damage
@@yellowpig1026 oh ok, still want to see the fight
Sauce: The yarls aren't anything special
Me: Remember the rubber bears
Me to ._.
he regretted not remembering :>
Engquist Studios I think you mean Jarl
Nice you got 69 likes
18:18 is like the point in an anime where they send the millatary but the villan has so much power that the just completely ignore it
“He’s just a guy with a bowl cut”
He’s the guy who makes people fear the bowl cut
He’s mob.
Guys get a tank with wings.
*whispers to you*
*Mob Psycho*
the thing is he is not even trying just look at the way he walks while the super peasant is going all out with the goku hair once the dark peasant trys to win he will be scared
Captainsauce had a bowl cut
“He’s not a superhero he doesn’t have a cape!”
Edna Mode: *NO CAPE*
Aggle Snee got a laugh out of me, thank you
yep
Still no cape
Me in The Other Side series: am I a joke to you?
Looks like sauce didnt watch the incredibles
A wise man once said. “When in doubt send a tank to find out”
The tank is a horse ai but
Less derpy more broken
I thought it was raining t a n k s today
Diamond - I have corona also yes yessssss yeeeeeessssssssssss
-Erwin Rommel
“When in doubt vote Stan out”
Some people wrote this but I wanna make it rhyme so this is it, credits to Harry Tidmarsh, Drama Monkey, Roman K, and Bastian Tyler Cruz.
"Within the walls of the church's tower"
"Lies a friend with great power"
"Waited and waited until he's enabled"
"He won't rest until darkness is disabled"
"Pair of gauntlets he will wear"
"Giving the darkness a great scare"
"On that day that he will awaken"
"The church will make its final ring"
"The bell will make a very loud ding"
"Beware the power is not stable"
"Yet it is waiting to be enabled".
army challenge:
"time travel"
10 raptors
20 clubs
10 spears
1 chief
20 swordsmen
30 archers
1 king
5 tanks
20 boxers
edit: ik this prob won't be valid cuz its usually just 50 units and mine is 112
Oh no
the boxer is actually pretty strong
just edit and reduce the numbers
There's a secret if you use thor vs black hole, it's summons something amazing, just make sure a lightning bolt hits the black hole
Congrats on being first.
*H*
H
H
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Actually, tanks really do blow off their turrets if their ammunition load gets hit. All the pressure needs somewhere to go, so it just blows the turret off the tank. It’s called the Jack In The Box effect. It’s pretty interesting.
I didnt know that
Cool
Cool so that's how tanks get a Pandorn flat
Basically one of the flashy ways to kill your enemies in War Thunder
In modern tanks they have panels that blowout if the ammo does get hit to not only prevent the turret from blowing off but to increase the crew's chance of survival
Horse: * backflips *
Cap: “Yeah, they don’t bend like that…”
But so do their knees, cap.
Tabs:
"The only game you can see a midget break dancing in the air"
Yes
@Gigity Goopoo Yes yes yes yes. *YES*
yes
Oui
“bottom or top what’s the advantage” -Captainsauce,2020
Said right as I read this
get your mind out of the gutter
20:36 CUPID VS TANK
Bow chika bow wow
Lol
“They’re shooting into their butts...” -CaptainSauce 2020
10:45 "theres a hospital in the next state"
Hobbit on the left: "How about next continent😵💫"
Hobits: claim that their the cheapest unit
Peasants: am I joke to you?
dummies:am i a joke to you
Dark peasant: haha yes
He betrayed frodo
Nothing: bro…
Sauce: modern is unfair
Dark peasant: you think that I'm a joke to you
Hazel Lyle, Your so right!
leme just
Sauce: modern is unfair
*super peasant*: you think that I'm a joke to you
William Ziemkowski No. Tanks cant. I have tried multiple times
“Secret unit unlocked”
*t a n k*
Le tonk
Mods be like bruh
*TONK*
Secret unit unlocked!
*a fucking tank*
Hello Gaster, seems like the Void has the internet too.
"Bottom or top where's the advantage"
They're shooting into they're butts"
God damnit cap why do you gotta get me a dirty mind every time
2019- jarl doesnt get killed by zeus's lightling.
2020- jarl doesnt get killed by wizards lightling.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Error stormy gallagher .exe is not responding
@@stormygallagher6343 in his second video on modern tabs he tried using a zeus on jarls it didnt work and he made a joke saying they had rubber suits.
Fun Fact:Everybody goes to the comments instantly.PLEASE DO THE BATTLE OF SUPER PEASANT VS ONE PUNCH MAN
Yes
yep you right bro
Mods for tabs: tonk gun basically America
Tabs: ok... if you want tonk... you get tonk
it’s pronoonced tonk
Satan thanks for correcting also how much of 2020 is your fault
Omfg what a burn
The Human Man Game Person probably like 20ft
Megamatt 5555 I was complementing him for what he is doing
Wiping humanity off the ass of the universe
When he said “inky farts” I did fart indeed MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
TMI
Evidence of young children on TH-cam
ew.
Shut up inky
I know this is late but I just realized the best battle, I mean it’s not really a battle but go into the simulation map and turn on units don’t die and have the supper peasant kick around Snuffy like a football!
The tank reminds me of a certain stick duo in a tank raiding a train
greystillplays mentioned how ellie was riding the tank, dont go look up the episode, its weird, you probably wouldn't like it
I like THSC. It’s really cool, and it’s got 164 unique endings for one chapter.
It does
*starts dancing distractingly*
I thought the same
Sauce: the tank is so strong
Cupid: hold my wine
You mean beer XD
@@bennyslegoanimations5834 Hold my CU-
“Ethereal” things drink wine
11:12 that hobbit got baptized and sent to the church of the wobbly horse to accomodate his sins.
Him: “He’s not a superhero he doesn’t have a cape!”
Mr. Incredible: ANGERY
*gets sucked into plane engine because of cape*
Jake Neumeister black panther(rip), spider man, flash, aquaman, etc . Too
We don't believe in capes in this comment section. They are, and will always be death traps.
Burnt Toast no black panther had a cape then realised how dumb it was because he got caught because of it
NoCape!
"The infinity war"
Dark peasant vs Dark peasant
Edit: also try putting the tank against cupid
Joshua Ethan Bacon I hope it puts the tank against the tank
@@TheUndeadRepublic2727 I tried that and the tanks front flipped
Dark peasant wins
@MINECRAFT is gizmo r u stubborn?
@@orchid5035 S-SARV?
Tabs be like:
"So here we have the rock thrower, and here we have the chariot...........oh yeah and there's also a tank."
And then you got the super peasant, which is legit just one punch man.
@@secretbaguette and hand god
Also tabs:we also have 4 gods,2 that exist and 2 that we made.
Also W O B B L Y H O U R S E
Secret Baguette *dark peasant has entered the chat*
“Oh and you thought that was weird, we have multiple units with power levels over 9000, and many things like a wooden stick and some rocks kill gods. Oh yeah, also you can summon a giant.
I feel like he makes great videos that dont get the views and likes it deserves
Remember using the "all units spin" dlc allows you to turn ANY unit into a tornado. Although you might have to hold the faster ones still with first person. All I'm saying is, Modern Tank Tornado is a thing you can do
Tanknado
In theaters
April 2020
@@secretbaguette lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you made my day a little bit better
@@thedarklordakathelikelord4268 same lol
How the heck does this comment not have more likes this is beyond genius?
I love Captainsauce. When I get home from school after having a crummy day, his videos always cheer me up. And he’s almost at 2 million subscribers, which is crazy.
relatable
Yeah that’s not gonna be me until next year
Same
Too true. That's exactly what happened to me today (the crummy school day)
Like begger smh
"WW3"
two tanks 40 muskets 3 deadeyes 10 blunderbusses 50 flintknocks
9:09 Nah it's like the Freeza Force against Ultra Instinct goku
im still wondering why some of them are sitting outside a tank moving faster or same speed than a horse
19:56 look at the middle back tank driver
Its because its TABS
“Time for bowling”
10 Hobbits in a bowling formation vs super peasent. Feel free to make the hobbit formation bigger
Tab creators adds tank
Me "you crazy bastards you actually did it"
You need to put units don't die on, then put cupid against a Reaper and a hobit. It's hilarious
captainsauce: ew their legs
Me, a wobbly horse follower: TRAITOR!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY YOUR OWN KIND!!!!
meme_ king135 XD
LMAO
- Wears a blue shirt;
- Has the cam on the blue side of the army
"I'm Red team!"
LMAO
LMFAO
It’s confuse
I play on both sides so that way I always come out on top
21:38 It does in fact happen with real tanks, typically from an ammunition rack exploding
“He’s not a super hero he’s not wearing a cape”
Literally the main point of incredibles:HOW MANY TIMES TO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN
Sausage mode activated: *commits boneless limbs*
Legends still say the horse is still in sausage mode til this day
Most likes I ever got... tysm
I liked just so I could say "Nice" when it hit 69
Nice
Well that’s just sad
I'm always looking forward to more TABS.
Also please do Cupid+Tank.
Are you supposed to be saving hyrule? Or did you already do that
Tou gay
@@universaljoyconboyz4ever161
That was a while ago.
Oh yeah, can't wait to see his reaction to that.
"Sky high reck"
Go to viking sandbox and put as many tanks on the walls.
Bug all units have wings.
"his break dancing in the sky" captain sauce 2020
TABS challenge:
“The Clone Wars”
(Both teams will have the same characters because well the tittle with only a few differences)
BLU
Anna C
It's a tf2 refrence
BLUTARCH!
fast boi with shotgun
rocket launcher shotgun guy
w+m1
black scottish cyclops
big guy big gun
use more gun
myg0t (sniper)
the actual support class (medic)
not support (spy)
dude the dark and the super peasant is unstoppable
Anna C blue is from team fortress two
Developers:is the tank ready
Staff:yer sir
American when they see the tank:that's the most amazing thing I have ever laid my eyes apone
Breaking news!
Florida man seen going 100 miles per hour in a spinning tank going down the high way!
You should try Cupids vs Tanks! It's the funniest thing I've seen in this game: even better than the other riding units!
Stop suggesting Cupid he's used up and boring
@@CICellDirectorCairmann do you really think that's posible? (sorry for bad english)
@@danielpersson6098 your English is good ❤️
*_I kid you not he rode a tank into a battle funniest shit i've ever seen_*
Yes!!!
21:30 I'm sure you've got a lot of comments about this but reading through them I noticed that nobody mentioned the fact with modern tanks not only does it happen
It's intentional because if it exploded and the pressure and hot gas had nowhere to go the entire crew would yet cooked
While it still dosent save the crew that often it's possible and possible is better then just getting cooked 100 times out of 100
Just started the video and I’m greeted to “A bunch of rocks”
10:32 OY give that peasant his legs back
???
Turn on "All Units Spin" then give the tank cheerleaders and flag bearers, later it'll turn into a tokyo drifting and BEEG tank
“It’s like if you punch somebody and they go behind you”
Ultra instinct theme starts playing
Hey Cap, if you are still taking comment ideas, then how about you try this.
The race of the century!
Super peasant and Gandalf (Wizard)
V.S.
1 halfing
See what is faster. The super peasant or the lightning bolt.
“I thought I was playing Modern Warfare not Halo” does that ring a bell
Getting a nuke to be a TH-cam gamer?
goldshadowcorrupt lol
The thing that started all of this madness
[19:20] tank mosepit.
It's funny how the tanks ride on top of one another.
Absolute torture 1 Hobet vs 7 reapers make sure you have make units not die on