It Uses Math To Break Reality - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • The Mathematician may be one of the strangest and most powerful secret units to ever exist in TABS. He can't help but break the game.
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  • @spagettgeeuhraf
    @spagettgeeuhraf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    “He’s called the mathematician, like his arms are addition.... he’s a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a CHILD WITH MALNUTRITION”

    • @กิตติภพสุขเจริญ-ฑ3ฝ
      @กิตติภพสุขเจริญ-ฑ3ฝ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nice

    • @withiethewither1993
      @withiethewither1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Now he has to make a decision on striking with precision on the hobbit inquisition so he'll get the victory he invisioned

    • @shimadagenju259
      @shimadagenju259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nice

    • @GABoogeyman
      @GABoogeyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      CaptainSauce was indeed spitting some awesome rhymes until he got to hobbit

    • @mackmarcos9861
      @mackmarcos9861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Preordered the best results. hi again, r the cowboys are you gonna say that is not a good day to day activities and the use of a

  • @Endermaster333
    @Endermaster333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    1:03 "He's called the Mathemitician, his arms are addition, He's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position, for a war of attrition, against... A HOBBIT"
    Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss.

    • @epakingjazzyepa3945
      @epakingjazzyepa3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was looking for this comment

    • @hawksleysmith565
      @hawksleysmith565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      it actually has a good beat to it aswell

    • @baranjan6969
      @baranjan6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Against a hobbit as tradition

    • @Meowstick
      @Meowstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ok that was straight FIRE from the depths of hell in a good way

    • @potat0a1m26
      @potat0a1m26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@baranjan6969 after signing the petition and to get some recognition to clear all suspicion of being a superstition

  • @mighty_robo
    @mighty_robo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Sauce: Says “Two wrongs don’t make a right” to the mathematician
    The mathematician multiplying 2 negatives together: I say otherwise

    • @swarmeedoodle190
      @swarmeedoodle190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha

    • @gemmashellfirewolf124
      @gemmashellfirewolf124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@swarmeedoodle190 he has what?

    • @Games4Life7712
      @Games4Life7712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gemmashellfirewolf124 we both know that Google translate is just about as useful as a wet fart, okay?

  • @janicestaruk8218
    @janicestaruk8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    He's called the Mathematician,
    His arms are addition.
    He's a man of great ambition,
    Who set out on a mission,
    And is in a pretty good position
    For a war of attrition,
    Against a half-man opposition.

    • @davidevans9182
      @davidevans9182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There it is the end of the verse

    • @galacticVODS
      @galacticVODS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES

    • @galacticVODS
      @galacticVODS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nate Hundred YOU FOOL

    • @LittleGoblinBoi
      @LittleGoblinBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You beautiful, genius bastard... thank you

    • @rcre7839
      @rcre7839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about "Against a man who's a division"?

  • @docrofreborn7497
    @docrofreborn7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Cap, I think the dummy is not as the peasant, but more as in “training dummy”, so you can use them to test more units.
    Like so he may see

    • @Beepbeep1
      @Beepbeep1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      яєαℓℓу?

    • @Cul_Kon8888
      @Cul_Kon8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nO ReAlLy?

    • @huang111
      @huang111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There is only one training dummy it’s the hobbit

    • @AJgaming-ce1ln
      @AJgaming-ce1ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@huang111 bruh

    • @bluepearl4624
      @bluepearl4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Henry Bauman Begon?

  • @TheAtemAndrew
    @TheAtemAndrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "He’s called the mathematician, like his arms are addition.... he’s a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a..hobbit?" Now I sort of want to try and make a musical about Napolean.

    • @cripplingdepression1019
      @cripplingdepression1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice one!

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should be a hobbit exhibition

    • @-mrbirdraptor2396
      @-mrbirdraptor2396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhhhh? Mr mathematics are planning on doing anything,Did you divided by 0?
      What happening right now

    • @-Spartanoblivion1515
      @-Spartanoblivion1515 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A musical about Napoleon oooooh that would be interesting considering who and what Napoleon is.

  • @captainjakil
    @captainjakil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    "It uses math to break reality"
    I'm pretty sure that's just Algebra
    This game is finally totally accurate

    • @sombrastudios5765
      @sombrastudios5765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      oh,shut it

    • @Dreagarlic
      @Dreagarlic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I see you are a man of culture as well :)

    • @captainjakil
      @captainjakil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sombrastudios5765 you must be a math teacher

    • @liamprogamer2322
      @liamprogamer2322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@captainjakil ohhhhhhhh good job (Doritos intensifies)

    • @nikkyonu2174
      @nikkyonu2174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @Daragonal
    @Daragonal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “He’s called the mathematician like his arms are addition
    He’s a man of great ambition who set out on a mission
    and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition
    Against a *hobbit”ion*

    • @loading3154
      @loading3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice!

    • @PJBloop
      @PJBloop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Against a hobbit nation

    • @max4633
      @max4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PJBloop OHHH ***meh***

    • @huang111
      @huang111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot the quotation marks at the end

    • @Juliannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @Juliannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and you may call me "V"

  • @javiermatteotison255
    @javiermatteotison255 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He is called the Mathematician, like his arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a human who is a fraction.

  • @RedRockGamerSTG
    @RedRockGamerSTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "The Captain's Sauce Challenge 2020" Day 4 - oompa loompa doompedebay, Captain breaks TABS with division today!

    • @popidopilo2521
      @popidopilo2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RedrockGamer me: yay I’m early 806 comments
      Me: huh
      I’m only commenting here cause there are to many comments for someone to see this

    • @RedRockGamerSTG
      @RedRockGamerSTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@popidopilo2521 if your "huh?" Is about my comment, the Captain's Sauce Challenge is my personal challenge. I've challenged myself to watch all Captainsauce videos before the end of the year. So I comment like that to keep record of the videos I've watched or rewatched.

    • @captainjakil
      @captainjakil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RedRockGamerSTG didn't you say that on Twitter or was that someone else

    • @nshadow9629
      @nshadow9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if cap doesnt heart this hes just jealous

    • @RedRockGamerSTG
      @RedRockGamerSTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@captainjakil lol that was me. After the Cap said he earns more daily off older videos I decided to set out and have a Captainsauce marathon.

  • @jordanplayz5437
    @jordanplayz5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    The math guy is supposed to strengthen your units that's why enemies freak out when used against them.

  • @terrylap6132
    @terrylap6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    My version of the rhyme would be :
    He’s called mathematician,
    His arms are addition.
    He was a man of great ambition who set out on a mission,
    To get some recognition,
    And to sign a petition,
    To start a war of attrition,
    Against a half man opposition.
    He then seeked out a magician to avoid retribution,
    But now he has a strange addiction to affection,
    Which he solves with aggression,
    After seeking out a physician.
    His reputation and dedication,
    Earned him a job as a politician,
    With no competition, he deserves a compensation.

    • @jaymfnbyrd1254
      @jaymfnbyrd1254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wholesome

    • @CricetoFunni
      @CricetoFunni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

    • @TotallyNotMax1
      @TotallyNotMax1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh

    • @CricetoFunni
      @CricetoFunni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nick N how the hell would this be jacksfilms?

    • @glenfacemire3968
      @glenfacemire3968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THERE once días a Man ofertas afición son dentro outlet foros a misión totalmente light a bombita ofertas tradición en Isla in de predicar todo passition muy islas in a los ofertas aggereition ofertas todo afición ofertas sleeping Wide emisión:)

  • @F1rstNameLastName
    @F1rstNameLastName 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Two wrongs don't make a right, you should know this."
    Don't forget that they are mathematicians. Multiplying two negatives makes a positive.

  • @godricktheminecrafted3113
    @godricktheminecrafted3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Hey cap, I have a battle for you
    “Siblings CAN cooperate”
    One DeadEye and one QuickDraw

  • @Bfguyther
    @Bfguyther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I think we just made a wobbley whale"
    -captainsause

    • @johnsementa9844
      @johnsementa9844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s called the mathematician, like his arms are addition.... he’s a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a human elf love child with rat skin on his feet

    • @xandraxie3183
      @xandraxie3183 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Planet J1407B he do be botty though

  • @deshirahhidrovic9225
    @deshirahhidrovic9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Hay bailers are magnetized because there’s always a needle in a hay stack

  • @generaltea7515
    @generaltea7515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    He’s called the mathematician, his arms are addition, he’s a man of ambition, who’s set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position to wage a war of attrition against a hobbit coalition...
    Also here’s an idea:
    “Clash of the Titans”
    1 of every giant
    1 Reaper
    1 Odin
    1 Redbeard
    1 Da Vinci Tank
    4 Mammoths (cause Snuffy)
    2 Jousters and Cavalry (because the horse is a god)
    1 Zeus
    1 Ares (I believe I saw him at the end of the Greek faction’s list)

  • @limon7580
    @limon7580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hes called the mathmetician, hes arms are addition, and hes man of great ambition who set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition in a hobbit killing competition

  • @admirenickle1322
    @admirenickle1322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:03 Cap over here with some bars 😂

  • @UnholyTriforceDelenn
    @UnholyTriforceDelenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Ohhhh! It just hit me, like a giant plus sign to the head! - CaptainSauce 2020
    Sauce has the best 30 second epiphanies that only take place halfway through the episode, when you're too busy rolling around on the floor from his fabulously Saucy idiocy antics to really pay attention to his earthshattering realizations. lol!

  • @Lord_Azazel_Official
    @Lord_Azazel_Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "He's called mathematician like his arms are addition... he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a child with malnutrition. Now he has to make a decision on striking with precision on The Hobbit Inquisition who is used as ammunition for the great mathematician. And with that prediction he shall shoot his ammunition although it's summation shall bring devastation to the hobbit Village, for the great mathematician shall pillage said Village to end the Hobbit Inquisition and the War of Attrition against a Child with Malnutrition who's not in a Very Good Position and is low on Ammunition unlike the Great Mathematician who shalt shoot his ammunition with his Predictions Precision to end the War of Attrition against a Child with Malnutrition. BOOM! I DID IT! *Mic Drop*

  • @justavicii
    @justavicii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Here is a sandbox request:
    "Damn boi he thicccc that's a thicc ass boi"
    Make a Snuffy thicc with the mathematician

  • @joshuakim2212
    @joshuakim2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Fun fact the “plus guy” is a scraped unit in tabs and he was with a “minus guy”.

    • @ajfrancisco3
      @ajfrancisco3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He was also actually called "The Philosopher"

    • @RannyBoww
      @RannyBoww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah I saw the video on landfall's channel
      It's called Greek Philosophers

    • @ultimonx9152
      @ultimonx9152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joshua Kim prob gonna be a secret unit

    • @excusemewhat8437
      @excusemewhat8437 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A con man.

    • @andyz8260
      @andyz8260 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hayden Avellona no

  • @eyeofprovidence9157
    @eyeofprovidence9157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I spent almost 10 minutes waiting for you to realize the mathematician is a support unit.

  • @noahlee9567
    @noahlee9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Sauce: Spawns a unit that is literally called the "dummy"
    Also Sauce: "They're not moving, why aren't they working?"
    Edit: Changing Their to They're because people in the comments are reeking havoc about it

  • @jpr5668
    @jpr5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The Dummies aren’t supposed to move. He’s like a training dummy, existing only to be used to test out another unit’s abilities

  • @wakz4807
    @wakz4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The wobbly horse arc had me bathing in my own tears and gasping for air 💀

  • @erenrosejavelosa8457
    @erenrosejavelosa8457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Here is my sandbox request:
    "The Ultimate Summoner"
    1 Shaman
    and 20 Cheerleaders

    • @bryanchen4075
      @bryanchen4075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are 2 out comes either sauce's computer dies or all of the enemy's units die

  • @thegamingsalmon9467
    @thegamingsalmon9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Oh come on, you didn't even try the mathematician against SNUFFY and he's already got cholesterol higher than cloud 9

  • @mighty_robo
    @mighty_robo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Everybody gangsta till the mathematician uses Pythagorean’s formula on the halfling

    • @austintubbs6487
      @austintubbs6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s that

    • @mighty_robo
      @mighty_robo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@austintubbs6487 it’s a formula in math. Kinda forgot why I said this comment I guess I just randomly chose a math formula

    • @JoeJoJ
      @JoeJoJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's used to find the hypotenuse

  • @SH-zr5cd
    @SH-zr5cd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    New army the bois use all the most expensive units from each faction

  • @mrpotatoperson4166
    @mrpotatoperson4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This whole video, was a laughing stock, god bless you cap

  • @theegg8780
    @theegg8780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:46 Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo. Jesus Christ, what the fuck did you do?
    There Ya go Cap

  • @thatoneguy7156
    @thatoneguy7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    15:24 how did sauce not realise that the magnepult has eyes
    its hilarious

    • @gayzer1020
      @gayzer1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish default catapults had eyes

    • @sirianrocker
      @sirianrocker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gayzer1020 They do have eyes

    • @gayzer1020
      @gayzer1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirianrocker I never noticed that

  • @kristopherburns2776
    @kristopherburns2776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Literally nobody: Mom, can we get math?
    Mom: We have math at home
    Math at home:

  • @SomDude
    @SomDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    The battle of... "stupidly":
    1 mathematician vs a mammoth or a long mammoth. Or both ;)
    Like if u are interessed.

    • @bitgrenadier5798
      @bitgrenadier5798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The freaking Mathematician is a support unit

    • @BronzeTheCat
      @BronzeTheCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bitgrenadier5798 that's still a battle.

    • @hoyquarlow6908
      @hoyquarlow6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      only 62 people are interested so far, sad

    • @KyleNunn213
      @KyleNunn213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interested*

    • @hoyquarlow6908
      @hoyquarlow6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KyleNunn213 STFU you aren't allowed to correct people on the internet unless it's deemable as egregious

  • @aidanthird
    @aidanthird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i love how every plan cap has never works first time or at all
    poly bridge, TABS, etc

    • @patriciauresk8850
      @patriciauresk8850 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah that is funny but it also makes him want to jump off a building

  • @defenestration8
    @defenestration8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1how did he not try to "add" thicccness to the snuffies.
    And 2 how did he not notice the eyes on the catapults, unless he did.

  • @hardal7
    @hardal7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    TABS one year before:1v1 Boxers!
    TABS now:Feeding a hobbit with maths

  • @vickiesimpson2264
    @vickiesimpson2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    " I'm glad tabs units dont have bones"
    The skeletal units and the reaper: am I a joke to you?

    • @superbeltman6197
      @superbeltman6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't the reaper technically a skeletal unit too

    • @redjester9829
      @redjester9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mathematician: your not just a clown, your the entire circus

    • @vickiesimpson2264
      @vickiesimpson2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@superbeltman6197 why I guess

  • @darkshroom5722
    @darkshroom5722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Battle suggestion:
    "Class has just begun"
    30 mathematicians led by 1 teacher

  • @Fr0ggy_Girl
    @Fr0ggy_Girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:48
    I'm so proud tabs is growing up and learning stuff 😊

  • @noahlee9567
    @noahlee9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    My battle idea:
    "Get em down, boys"
    100 harpooners surrounding you

    • @epiclight9107
      @epiclight9107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing can beat that there was a video and i dont think anything can win they will just trapbyour units and make them unable to move

    • @noahlee9567
      @noahlee9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@epiclight9107 exactly. I want to see if I can make Sauce suffer. It makes good content

    • @epiclight9107
      @epiclight9107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@noahlee9567 he suffers enough from his recent poly bridge video let him have a break

    • @noahlee9567
      @noahlee9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@epiclight9107 true but I still kinda wanna get mentioned in a video

    • @sallyarmstrong8974
      @sallyarmstrong8974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He only does 50 units max

  • @inanimatestranger1553
    @inanimatestranger1553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was just watching a video on one punch man!!🤣 btw that was the best rhyme ever🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ruthfurlong
    @ruthfurlong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    On the map where the mathmetion fought de Vinci there is a mysterious island

    • @ruthfurlong
      @ruthfurlong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In the corner

    • @AwesomeStudios10
      @AwesomeStudios10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think it’s part of the map because when I play the game the island is there

    • @godofanarchy8974
      @godofanarchy8974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s out of bounds

    • @twistedlight3432
      @twistedlight3432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s apart of the map

    • @DSnek-nr120
      @DSnek-nr120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Math person: divide by zero error

  • @whippyjeans6008
    @whippyjeans6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The mathematicians are supposed to “upgrade” their teammates, not make the enemy chunkier

    • @ghetoknight7801
      @ghetoknight7801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *mathematician: supports teammates with size*
      *teammates: C H O N K O V E R L O A D*

    • @kittyclowngaming2949
      @kittyclowngaming2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *M E G A C H O N K*

    • @kittyclowngaming2949
      @kittyclowngaming2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghetoknight7801 I'm not trying to copy u btw

    • @xandraxie3183
      @xandraxie3183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would like but it has 69 likes (NICE)

    • @stupidstuff3413
      @stupidstuff3413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha now ur comment has 70 likes and not 69

  • @ejpadilla7870
    @ejpadilla7870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Revenge of the spookums
    On the spooky 1 map
    Revenge of the spooky faction
    15 skeleton warriors in a line in front
    2 reapers behind them
    2 pumpkin catapults one on each flank
    10 vampires next to the catapult 5 on each flank
    15 skeleton archers behind the reapers
    2 swordcasters in front of archers
    you can only use tribal faction including mods
    Like so cap can see

  • @gavingraham9565
    @gavingraham9565 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    1:18 I think you mean a hobbit coalition

  • @jaakkohaapasalo1873
    @jaakkohaapasalo1873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Cap: demons
    Also cap: *shows the grim reaper*
    13:48
    Also the catapult has eyes

    • @emeraldmune2940
      @emeraldmune2940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaakko Haapasalo noticed

    • @emeraldmune2940
      @emeraldmune2940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I noticed where did I get jaakko haapasalo noticed!?

    • @emeraldmune2940
      @emeraldmune2940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh that’s ur nick name srry

  • @anuel7204
    @anuel7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Called mathematician, arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position, for a war of attrition, ...against a hobbit"
    Comment a rhyme I might add it
    Commenters Fix:"Called mathematician, arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, for his own self division, and is in a pretty good position,in the break dance competition, fighting the opposition, in a war of attrition,against a man with short condition, effected by malnutrition

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Manuel Castillo72 Most poetic thing I ever heard. Beautiful. Just beautiful.

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fix: “against a man with a short condition “

    • @jackfrost6068
      @jackfrost6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's on a mission, for his own self division.
      That fits right?

    • @mjfadeaway22
      @mjfadeaway22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or a man of the short edition

    • @CrispyAndCaramel
      @CrispyAndCaramel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like u could add "and an alchohol addiction" somewhere in the rap

  • @BigViskus
    @BigViskus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a unit similar to the cheerleader, but not only buffs, but makes your units more terrifying, causing the enemy to get scared.

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "It uses math to break reality"?
    Sounds about right with how hair-rippingly infuriating it is IRL

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Hair rippingly" very accurate!

    • @liguow
      @liguow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR

    • @Noodleswasbanned
      @Noodleswasbanned 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KiroChisa shut up

    • @bananauzumaki
      @bananauzumaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      dipcrap science no

  • @swainswanson6235
    @swainswanson6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks for cheering me up cap I’ve been having a real tough time at home feeling very depressed

  • @pugz3230
    @pugz3230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You said that they were marching into the battle with the power of math, are you sure it wasn't the power of meth?

  • @jimbothetimbo6790
    @jimbothetimbo6790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Keeping mind sharp as we lose them laughing quite the genius plan

  • @eggrollboi1234
    @eggrollboi1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:50 the hobbit really wants that A+

  • @loganowens686
    @loganowens686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hey Sauce! I got a battle for you! "Start Praying..."
    every god(includeing moded) and the grim reaper

  • @reinhardtwilhelm835
    @reinhardtwilhelm835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Wobbly whale"
    Someone please make a whale unit that just flops around the battle field, turning enemies into pancakes.
    Wait, wait, I GOT IT!!! Does anyone know that one Pokémon that looks like a whale, but round? THAT should be the unit I'm talking about. Just a Whale ball, rolling around the field, occasionally jumping high up in the air and crashing down like a meteor.
    Does anyone want that kind of unit? Or just a Whale flopping around like a flip flop?

    • @noahlee9567
      @noahlee9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol wtf that would be awesome

    • @TomTheAscended
      @TomTheAscended 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @TomTheAscended
      @TomTheAscended 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES! That is the kind of stupid unit that I love.

    • @luna-bb8vv
      @luna-bb8vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It should insta kill all units including its allies. Basically can only be killed by ranged units.

  • @Treasurevh2222
    @Treasurevh2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "He's called the mathematician, his arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against...a...hobit"
    ~Cap 2020
    (I'm a poet and can't ryhme on the spot like this. He should of said heavy ammunition instead of hobit and place like a gun slinger or cannon)

  • @bobbymcspook2549
    @bobbymcspook2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Creeper?! Aw Man!”
    50 Bomb On A Sticks

  • @bleck4760
    @bleck4760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The sword Master is so cool, he attacks like Nero in his Devil Form.

    • @wasd286
      @wasd286 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two words: five leaf

    • @The-JAILOR
      @The-JAILOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      webe

  • @Dice-goblin
    @Dice-goblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Hay cap I have a suggestion
    “The power of god and anime “
    Priests and one punch man

    • @superbeltman6197
      @superbeltman6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow so OP but that was the way it was intended

    • @Joryho
      @Joryho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! *Intense screaming*

    • @somerandomguy3259
      @somerandomguy3259 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH GOD NO PLEASE GOD NO HE IS ALREADY PRETTY MUCH INVINCIBLE ALREADY WHY MAKE HIM MORE?!
      No I am not a manic ok

    • @liamprogamer2322
      @liamprogamer2322 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somerandomguy3259 don't think you are

    • @gotsomham3822
      @gotsomham3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Superbeltman . Has anybody found a way to kill that unit in the first place?

  • @jerb4783
    @jerb4783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It seems like when a mathematician hits a unit a couple times in the same spot, that part just combusts.

  • @pastudo4536
    @pastudo4536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Idea: Use the wizard to kill one punch man. (The wizard instant kills everything close to it)

  • @Darklord06664
    @Darklord06664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The great alliance: one of every og tabs units on one side and one of all the mod units
    Please like so caption sauce can see😁

    • @duelistsdragons1789
      @duelistsdragons1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be a massacre, the normal units wouldn’t stand a chance

    • @chaowoses
      @chaowoses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The real loser would be his computer

    • @amyawad
      @amyawad 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Caption Sauce”

    • @amyawad
      @amyawad 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *”Caption Sauce”*

    • @amyawad
      @amyawad 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *”CAPTION SAUCE”*

  • @nightmareman6004
    @nightmareman6004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only thing that the dark peasant can’t deflect is a whole sheet of paper with math equations, he can’t deflect it cause the mom is in the corner watching his every move

  • @dumbler258
    @dumbler258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    me when I hit puberty: oh my god no no it's starting it- it's starting the changes the mutations!

  • @A2Ryan510
    @A2Ryan510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    When the weight of Cap's depression is a quantifiable number, of course math can be used to break reality.
    Only real Sauce fans will know that... Or those who watched his previous Polybridge video

    • @Elijah-qi7zy
      @Elijah-qi7zy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It multiplies and divides his polybridge stress at the same time

    • @littlecarrotgarden
      @littlecarrotgarden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      39?

  • @RaboTron
    @RaboTron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:30, Hole in One!

  • @derektaylor4142
    @derektaylor4142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “He uses math to break reality”
    Einstein:wait that’s illegal

    • @thatonewyvernkid
      @thatonewyvernkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur smart

    • @derektaylor4142
      @derektaylor4142 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caden Bennett it took a while to think of what to say so I went dumb

  • @armondunkines6181
    @armondunkines6181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ok I finished the poem for you your welcome can you shout me out for this
    He’s Called the mathematician, he’s arm are addition he’s a man of a great ambition, who’s sets out on a mission, ands in a pretty good position, for a war of attrition against a hobbits determination looking for some extermination, but in this devastation, one dose calculation, the other one of a farm nation. Who will win in this game addiction.
    Boom there you go

  • @MrHelgish
    @MrHelgish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The problem with the mathmetition and why he attacks units on his team and not the enemy is because in the unit creator, there is a setting where you can change what your custom unit attacks. The setting on that unit is set to the enemy units are friends and their friends are enemies

  • @zepplinkiwigamer8217
    @zepplinkiwigamer8217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never has a hobbit been so scary before.

  • @zepplinkiwigamer8217
    @zepplinkiwigamer8217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:47 When you take the final hit to the boss on booger sugar

  • @daiymohermitaurenjoyer9160
    @daiymohermitaurenjoyer9160 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Oh my god, no, no, it's starting... the changes... the mutations" the way he says it is just amazing

  • @enderscience8014
    @enderscience8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm pretty sure the mathematician was meant to be an actual unit.

  • @jacobbates3170
    @jacobbates3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Do you need some kind of exorcist to divide a fraction?” As someone who has had to do that, yes, yes you do

    • @kalekidsav
      @kalekidsav 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s the easiest thing in the world

  • @gillianoram4678
    @gillianoram4678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Captain Sauce, I found an amazing tactic where you use a bomb cannon (found in the secret units) and surround it with cheerleaders.

  • @megatmations.
    @megatmations. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:23
    Hafling: HUH HUH HUH HUH

  • @joehole1975
    @joehole1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wish for gods in the intro he would have put the almighty supreme overlord wobbly horse

  • @SuperBomberUNKNOWN
    @SuperBomberUNKNOWN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rain HELL boys: 12 gatling guns in the back, 12 gunslingers, and a McCree

  • @Mithril-
    @Mithril- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:04-1:15 killed me when I watched this for the first time when it first came out

  • @domish5
    @domish5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:53 when you forget to carry the 1

  • @ThePersonWhoAsks
    @ThePersonWhoAsks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heres my custom battle. I dont care if its time or not.
    The crusaders.
    20 wobbly horses,
    15 knights,
    10 squires,
    And 5 archers.

  • @yurrr06
    @yurrr06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    People say first aren’t as impressive as people that say last

    • @disgust2120
      @disgust2120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underated

    • @disgust2120
      @disgust2120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You deserve a like and sub

    • @yurrr06
      @yurrr06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dinah B thank u

    • @ricecake9740
      @ricecake9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy shit. What truthful thing did I just read.

    • @eggedegg4659
      @eggedegg4659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he has a point

  • @vordtoftheborealvalley5475
    @vordtoftheborealvalley5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:30 how dare the captain insult onion bro like that! That jouster isn’t nearly thicc enough

  • @rifqyrifqy3151
    @rifqyrifqy3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Ghost of Tsushima:2shogun:Lord Shimura,Jin Sakai Jin Clan also know as Clan Adachi:10 samurai and 6 cavalry and 5 fire archer

  • @jordanclyne4304
    @jordanclyne4304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    " I think I just made a wobbly whale" that killed me

  • @riga_tony
    @riga_tony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:07, puberty in a nutshell

  • @alexedwards1470
    @alexedwards1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have an idea on what the mathematician is. It is a support unit who maybe makes units stronger, like ranged units, so that could explain why.

  • @jennyferguson7908
    @jennyferguson7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Play more island time vr There is a way to get off the island Hint: the starfish is important

  • @ItsYaBoi418
    @ItsYaBoi418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It seems to me that the mathematician is like the healer/priest and the cheerleader in that it only does stuff to friendly units.

    • @zero-5695
      @zero-5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well since he kinda said it in the video yep

  • @r.lyster8280
    @r.lyster8280 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's one o'clock in the morning. My daughter is asleep in the next room. And I'm busting a gut trying to be quiet while I die of laughter watching this.

  • @MrInsanity-hl8ym
    @MrInsanity-hl8ym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every kid when they go thru puberty 8:34

  • @TotallyNotMax1
    @TotallyNotMax1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Rise of the painters:
    50 painters, one da Vinci tank (not sure about my spelling)

  • @sunium5814
    @sunium5814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember watching u years ago. This makes me happy

  • @voltrix2788
    @voltrix2788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:15 so he will need a lot of amunition

  • @zachmooreofficial568
    @zachmooreofficial568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Math isn't lethal."
    That's what I said. Then I looked at my high school GPA.

  • @NiXx2863
    @NiXx2863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy who made the mathematician probably made him target closet or most expensive friend in the unit creator

  • @tdrrr4337
    @tdrrr4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hoo, the mathematician acts like cheerleader and priest then, they "buff" their party member or smth like that

    • @hoyquarlow6908
      @hoyquarlow6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he found that out later in the video